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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:54Thank you for listening.
00:01:00On by, those games were played.
00:01:03But now, the same old game seemed dull and staid.
00:01:10So they devised another plan.
00:01:14Once a year, they got together with their ready cash on hand to recruit a group of players who'd succumbed
00:01:23to their demand.
00:01:24So let the game begin now.
00:01:27The players ready.
00:01:29Our tale's begun.
00:01:32The rich arrive to start their game.
00:01:35A game for game.
00:01:37For laughs.
00:01:39For fun.
00:01:41Let's go.
00:01:47You're younger.
00:01:48Here's your chance.
00:01:51Let's flick the rat.
00:01:53What do you do?
00:01:54Of course.
00:02:11Maude, do these participants, those musicians, have no family ties or ties to anything?
00:02:18Of course not.
00:02:20Now, the two girls are deciding to take it because they have no better offers.
00:02:25But after all, it is a chance of a lifetime.
00:02:29And the others, who are they again?
00:02:31For the third time, Horace, they are two young men, one Jonathan Walker and the other one a Joe Coletto.
00:02:39Now, there's also a very intelligent young lady, a law student, might I add.
00:02:44Who is she?
00:02:46Karen somebody or other.
00:02:48Now, they've all thoroughly been checked out, including their medical histories.
00:02:53Now, that was very cautious of you, Maude.
00:02:55And, George, you should remember that we almost lost a player last year.
00:03:00I remember.
00:03:01That could have been very embarrassing for all of us.
00:03:04So, why not take precautions?
00:03:07Of course, you're absolutely right.
00:03:08I would say, better safe than sorry.
00:03:11Last year, I felt the scavenger hunt fell a wee bit short on excitement.
00:03:17But this year should be fun.
00:03:19Mm-hmm.
00:03:21You know, it never fails to amaze me what some people won't do for a million dollars.
00:03:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:03:27Forward.
00:03:28Play the game.
00:03:29Play the game.
00:05:29Thank you, horse.
00:05:33Welcome to the Northern Air Resort, which we like to call our own little playground.
00:05:43Although your backgrounds are quite diverse and you have your own personal reasons for being here, you also share one
00:05:53million reasons for coming up.
00:05:57Now, we've learned a lot about your lives, but you don't know anything about ours, and we aim to keep
00:06:05it that way.
00:06:08However, we will share with you our little means of amusement.
00:06:16Peculiar as it might seem to you.
00:06:19These guys may still have all their screws, but they sure aren't tight.
00:06:26Basically, you are the players in a little game we've devised for this year's entertainment, and we're quite proud of
00:06:34the creativity that went into this.
00:06:37Thanks to Maud here.
00:06:41We shall be playing a game simply called the game of fear.
00:06:50The winner, one of you, shall receive a grand prize of one million dollars.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:05A million bucks?
00:07:08I can't believe it.
00:07:10What do we have to do for it?
00:07:11We're all going to get this?
00:07:13No, just one of you will be the recipient of this amount.
00:07:18The survivor.
00:07:20Let me explain.
00:07:22The survivor is defined as one who remains on the grounds.
00:07:27You see, as the game progresses, you'll have a great desire to leave the island.
00:07:33Now, if you do that, you're disqualified and cannot come back.
00:07:40And just how do we play this game?
00:07:43Ah, just look into your soup bowl, my dear.
00:07:49Ah!
00:07:59You should have killed the poor thing!
00:08:01He was a little head of ours.
00:08:03So bad harm us, you know.
00:08:05Yes, just a little sample of what's to come.
00:08:12This is crazy, not that funny.
00:08:14Well, for a million dollars, you wouldn't expect it to be easy, would you?
00:08:18Now then, the game will start tomorrow.
00:08:23And that'll give you plenty of time to familiarize yourself with your surroundings.
00:08:29If you choose not to play the game, then you have to leave.
00:08:35But tomorrow, noon.
00:08:38Uh, just a moment.
00:08:41One more thing.
00:08:43You won't be seeing us anymore.
00:08:47But, uh, we'll be in touch.
00:08:51And we'll be watching you.
00:08:55So, good night and pleasant screams.
00:09:29You're not going swimming.
00:09:31alone. And why not? I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself. I've been doing my ten
00:09:39laughs every evening since June. God, if I would stop exercising, my body couldn't stand
00:09:44it. You're not scared? Not even a little bit? You heard. They aren't starting their little
00:09:51games until tomorrow. Why don't you come with me? Oh, no thanks. I'm going to take a nice
00:09:57hot shower and go to bed. Okay. See you later. Be careful.
00:10:54I'm going to take care of myself.
00:11:26I'm going to take care of myself.
00:11:43Hey, what's up? There's a shark in the pool. You've got to be kidding. That's right, a shark.
00:11:50I thought this crap wasn't going to start until tomorrow.
00:11:53Nothing really happened, is it? Consider it just a practical joke.
00:12:03Effective though, wasn't it? By the way, don't let this little joke spoil your fun in the pool.
00:12:10You'll be needing a little relaxation in the next few days.
00:12:24Well, what exactly are we looking for? Familiarizing ourself with the area is important.
00:12:30I don't even know how I got here. One week, I'm studying for law school finals. The next thing I
00:12:37know, I'm being scared out of my mind, looking at tarantulas in my soup bowl.
00:12:42Law school? I wouldn't have guessed.
00:12:44Why? Because I'm a woman.
00:12:47On the contrary. It was the student part that threw me.
00:12:56John? What about you?
00:13:01I have a tremendous appetite for money.
00:13:08You know, I can't make up my mind which one of you two I want more.
00:13:14I really do appreciate your unselfish interest.
00:13:19Yeah, well, maybe later this afternoon I could come up to your room and practice my unselfishness.
00:13:30Shelly. Shelly. Shelly. I'm gonna go now and get something to eat.
00:13:38Are you coming?
00:13:41Oh, okay. Well, see you later, Joe.
00:13:48Yeah.
00:13:48It was a dark, cloudy morning.
00:13:57When the sun used to shine.
00:14:02Someone turned the serpent loose in paradise.
00:14:08We came here to get away.
00:14:12A reason to unwind.
00:14:15But that's not what the man had in mind.
00:14:21We were part of a grand illusion in a blazer.
00:14:29What's wrong?
00:14:30You just ain't with it, kid. Sounds terrible.
00:14:32I don't know why we're doing this anyway. We don't have any gigs.
00:14:36I'll take five.
00:14:47Honey, I'm sorry. I just can't concentrate. I'm scared.
00:14:54I'm glad you said it first, because I'm petrified.
00:14:58The chances aren't exactly my cup of soup.
00:15:01What are we gonna do?
00:15:04We've never had nothing.
00:15:06This is our chance to finally get something, so we've gotta go for it.
00:15:12Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:15:15You know, for all these years, we've been a pretty good team.
00:15:21Aren't we gonna stick together?
00:15:23Listen, I ain't your big brother.
00:15:25I ain't got nobody. I don't owe anybody.
00:15:27This is my big chance.
00:15:29Besides, only the strong will survive. The weak ain't gonna make it.
00:15:32And J.D., you ain't strong.
00:15:34So that's what you think?
00:15:35Well, I'll show you. I'll make it.
00:15:38And I ain't sharing it with nobody.
00:15:47Yeah, an interesting-looking old place.
00:15:49I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the games.
00:15:52Looks like a good spot to go ghost hunting.
00:16:06Go inside?
00:16:07I don't think so.
00:16:13Well, I'll have plenty of time to look at it later.
00:16:16I'll have plenty of time to go.
00:17:15Oh, God, you shouldn't sneak around like that.
00:17:21Sorry, Shelly.
00:17:23What do you want?
00:17:25Just wanted to give this to you.
00:17:27I found it underneath the door.
00:17:30Well, aren't you going to invite me in?
00:17:32Cindy says I shouldn't.
00:17:34That ice princess...
00:17:43The game has begun.
00:18:00The game has begun.
00:18:04How nice of them to let us know.
00:18:31This is some kind of joke.
00:18:32What's your problem?
00:18:33There's no water.
00:18:35I can't even flush the toilet.
00:18:42Water doesn't work.
00:18:44The lights are screwed up.
00:18:45What do you expect?
00:18:46They're playing their game.
00:18:51Well, there's only one way to find out.
00:18:58Gracious.
00:19:00You never know.
00:19:14Oh, where the hell did it come from?
00:19:17It's freezing.
00:19:26Oh, that's some trick.
00:19:43You two.
00:19:44Are you pretty serious about each other?
00:19:48Well, kind of.
00:19:48We've been living together now for about two years.
00:19:50I guess you could call it serious.
00:19:54What kind of secrets are you two keeping?
00:19:57Just girl talk, that's up.
00:19:59How many sandwiches do you want?
00:20:00Uh, two will be fine.
00:20:01I'm going to get something to drink.
00:20:02All right.
00:20:06Are you nervous?
00:20:08I mean, kind of scared?
00:20:10Yeah.
00:20:11I guess a little.
00:20:13But I'm not going to let it get to me.
00:20:17Whatever happens, happens.
00:20:19And for a million bucks, it's worth a try.
00:20:25And anyways, at least you've got somebody to look after you.
00:20:29I hate to tell you this, but I think Ronnie's just as scared as I am.
00:20:47God damn.
00:20:50Shades.
00:21:19I hate to tell you this, but I'm notλ I.
00:21:48You know, Cindy, it doesn't take that long to get a Coke.
00:21:52The machine's just around the corner.
00:21:56Don't be so edgy.
00:21:59God, you'll get me going, too.
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:03I don't mean to.
00:22:06Want some pickles?
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:29I don't mean to.
00:22:56Oh, I didn't expect you here.
00:23:02Well, who did you expect?
00:23:04What are you doing snooping around in there?
00:23:07Just checking things out.
00:23:09You heard the old folks.
00:23:10They told us to familiarize ourselves with the place.
00:23:13Find anything interesting?
00:23:15No.
00:23:16Not a thing.
00:23:17See Ronnie anywhere?
00:23:20Well, let's look in the room.
00:23:23Where'd you find that?
00:23:25What, this?
00:23:27Found it in the hallway about halfway down.
00:23:29I picked it up off the floor just before I...
00:23:31Just before you did what, John?
00:23:35That's Ronnie's bandana.
00:23:38Oh, my God.
00:23:41What's happened to him?
00:23:42He never goes anywhere without it.
00:23:47Oh, come on, Randy Sue.
00:23:49Don't jump to conclusions.
00:23:51We'll look for him, okay?
00:23:53He never goes anywhere without it.
00:24:01You have anything to tell me?
00:24:04No.
00:24:06There's nothing to tell.
00:24:17Listen, the kid was a wimp.
00:24:19What I can't imagine is him taking off on that long stretch of road and not taking Randy Sue with
00:24:24him.
00:24:24I gave her a couple of Valiums.
00:24:27I think she should be calmed down by now.
00:24:29If he's like most men I know, he'll be home when he's hungry.
00:24:34Yeah?
00:24:35Well, I think this whole thing has been a piece of cake so far.
00:24:39I mean, I once had to spend a whole month by myself in the dark in a tiny room.
00:24:44Where was that?
00:24:45Solitary confinement?
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:49You got that right.
00:24:55Well, if anything exciting happens, call me.
00:24:59I'll be in the game.
00:25:03The fire.
00:25:05It's gone out.
00:25:07Oh, no wonder I'm freezing.
00:25:10It's cold.
00:25:12It's like an icebox.
00:25:16This is part of the game.
00:25:18It's beginning to feel real.
00:25:28You know, they're clever.
00:25:30I bet this whole place is rigged.
00:25:45This station transmits with an effective radiated power of 35,000 watt video and 15,000 watt oral.
00:25:53From all of us to all of you, good night and pleasant dreams.
00:26:27This is part of the game.
00:26:34What do you suppose happened to Ronnie?
00:26:37Just relax.
00:26:39Nothing's happened to him.
00:26:42Remember, it's just a game we've signed up for.
00:26:55It started with nine, and the night is still young.
00:27:02Beware of the time, for one more will be hung.
00:27:08J.D., J.D., look.
00:27:10Look at the television, J.D.
00:27:12Oh, dear God.
00:27:14What is it?
00:27:16Oh!
00:27:19No!
00:27:30Jeez.
00:27:31Sure looked real, didn't it?
00:27:34Could have fooled me.
00:27:36I bet they've got a control room somewhere.
00:27:39All full of electronic gadgets, gimmicks.
00:27:42For manufacturing those illusions.
00:27:45I bet they've even got the computer games rigged.
00:27:49No wonder I couldn't win.
00:27:51I wonder if they're watching every move we make.
00:27:55You mean even in the bathroom?
00:28:00Oh, perverts.
00:28:01Look, I don't want to talk myself out of being the winner, but I think we should all try and
00:28:06keep a cool head.
00:28:08After all, it's like they said.
00:28:10They aren't going to give away money that easily.
00:28:13Excuse me.
00:28:14J.D., will you take me to the wrong place?
00:28:16J.D., will you take me to the wrong place?
00:28:23Hey, John.
00:28:24I hear you've been snooping around places that are supposed to be locked up.
00:28:30It's everybody for himself.
00:28:43Everything is okay.
00:28:45Meet me at the old lodge at 7 o'clock.
00:28:47This is a game we can win.
00:28:49Ron!
00:28:50Hey, it's in his handwriting.
00:28:55It sure is.
00:28:57Now that son of a bitch can eat through all this crap.
00:29:02Wait a minute.
00:29:04I bet they're trying to trick us.
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:08Maybe this is a trick.
00:29:26Maybe I should go check it out.
00:29:28You want us to go with?
00:29:29No, no.
00:29:30For Randy's sake, I better go by myself.
00:29:35Have you told anybody else about this?
00:29:36Hell no.
00:29:37This is between us, right?
00:29:38Right, right, right, right.
00:29:41Now look.
00:29:43I'll go over there and find out what goes.
00:29:46I'll let you know if everything's okay.
00:29:48You got it.
00:30:16I'll see you next time.
00:30:18I'll see you next time.
00:33:17I'm sure our friends are playing with some pretty sophisticated gimmicks.
00:33:22Our friends? Don't you mean your friends?
00:33:27Don't let your imagination get carried away.
00:33:30God, let's not fight amongst ourselves.
00:33:36That's JD and Randy Sue.
00:33:38What the hell are they up to?
00:33:42Well, it looks like they're making a run for it.
00:33:53I ain't going in there, JD.
00:33:54We've got to if we want to find out what happened to Ron.
00:33:58But where is Aaron?
00:34:01He's got to be in there.
00:34:03You coming or not?
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:10Grab my hand.
00:34:20Aaron?
00:34:23Aaron?
00:34:26Aaron?
00:34:30Aaron?
00:34:31Aaron?
00:34:31Oh, my God.
00:35:09All right.
00:35:44Hey, Shelly, baby. What's you doing, sweetheart?
00:35:47You can't be in here. I'm nude.
00:35:50Oh, it's all right. If I take off my clothes, I'll be nude, too.
00:35:54No, we shouldn't do that.
00:35:56No? What if we both keep our towels on?
00:36:00We'd better not.
00:36:01Somebody might see us.
00:36:03Oh, you let me worry about that, baby.
00:36:08The sign says no physical exertion.
00:36:12Is it safe?
00:36:14Oh, come on, baby. Of course it's safe.
00:36:17I had a vasectomy.
00:36:18Well, Maggie.
00:36:20Oh, my God.
00:36:52Oh, my God.
00:37:26Oh, my God.
00:37:46Oh, my God.
00:37:52I can bust a glass.
00:37:53You want me to bust a glass?
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:55Oh, God.
00:37:56It's getting cold in here.
00:37:59Can't you make this thing work for a little while I'm freezing?
00:38:05Funny.
00:38:06We're locked in the damn sauna.
00:38:09We're freezing our balls off.
00:38:12Sorry.
00:38:13You must be freezing your tits off.
00:38:16You're scaring me again, Joe.
00:38:20Oh, God.
00:38:22All right, all right.
00:38:23All right, all right.
00:38:24I'll bust a glass, okay?
00:38:26Okay!
00:38:35Hey!
00:38:36Hey!
00:38:37Open us up, will you?
00:38:42Get us out of here.
00:38:47Well, it didn't seem to be locked.
00:38:49Hi, Karen.
00:38:51Cindy.
00:38:54Oh, what clever bastards they are.
00:38:58Look here.
00:38:59They got this door rigged, so it'll lock.
00:39:02Electronically, I bet.
00:39:04Jeez, what sneaky sons of bitches they are.
00:39:07Well, hey, thanks for coming along anyway.
00:39:11You wouldn't believe how cold it is in bed.
00:39:15Yeah, come on, come on, Shelly.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:22Look.
00:40:06Hey, wait a minute.
00:40:16What do you think of this?
00:40:21Ain't that great?
00:40:23It's one of their illusions, the joke's on them.
00:40:27I don't like that thing.
00:40:30You know, but I do feel a lot better already.
00:40:34We are getting closer and closer to the big money.
00:40:40Come on, Shelly.
00:40:42Come on, Shelly.
00:40:44Come on, Shelly.
00:40:45Come here.
00:40:47All right.
00:40:48Good hand.
00:41:03This one's for you, baby.
00:41:06It's called a Bahama Mama.
00:41:10Now, you only get one of these, because it'll make you a warning.
00:41:17And then you must be drinking them all the time.
00:41:20Oh, with my hormone balance, I don't need any.
00:41:24Isn't that right, Shelly?
00:41:26Mm-hmm.
00:41:27You asshole.
00:41:28Hey, what kind of an attitude is that?
00:41:31I mean, why all the hostility, Ice Princess?
00:41:34Especially after all I've done for you.
00:41:36Such as what?
00:41:38Such as showing everyone that this has all been bullshit so far.
00:41:43I mean, that's been pretty generous of me, wouldn't you say?
00:41:48I didn't have to say diddly squat to anyone.
00:41:51And you'd still all be running around,
00:41:54believing all this shit's for real.
00:41:58Whoa.
00:42:00If it isn't the Lone Ranger.
00:42:08Where you been hiding out, big fella?
00:42:12You got nose trouble?
00:42:15My, my.
00:42:17Aren't we, Eddie?
00:42:18Yeah.
00:42:19I got nose trouble.
00:42:21I'd kind of like to know where everyone stands in this game.
00:42:24I'd kind of like to keep my ass covered, you know what I mean?
00:42:27Why don't you stick with your own party?
00:42:30Well, I have to admit,
00:42:32you're a hard one to figure out.
00:42:36Karen, I didn't come here for personal analysis.
00:42:40Look, John.
00:42:41When I ask questions,
00:42:43I usually get answers.
00:42:45Like a noun.
00:42:47When they set up a fresh-faced ROTC lieutenant,
00:42:52he wouldn't give me any answers either.
00:42:55Turned out,
00:42:56I had to shoot him
00:42:58in the head.
00:43:00Boom.
00:43:02Just like that.
00:43:04I'm not impressed.
00:43:06I don't like it when you guys talk like that.
00:43:12I'm leaving.
00:43:14I'm going to go and take a hot shower.
00:43:16You do that, princess.
00:43:20You know what I'm wondering, John?
00:43:22I'm wondering
00:43:23just how they're going to scare you and me.
00:43:26Because it seems to me
00:43:28that's when the real game is going to start.
00:43:32Unless, of course,
00:43:33you just happen to be in on their game.
00:43:37Maybe it isn't a game.
00:43:39What do you mean?
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:42What do you mean by that?
00:43:45You're so smart.
00:43:47You figure it out.
00:43:50Four people have disappeared.
00:43:53Have you given any thought
00:43:53to where they might be?
00:43:56Well, I would think
00:43:57they dropped out of the game.
00:43:59We did see J.D.
00:44:00and Randy Sue run off.
00:44:02What are you getting at?
00:44:05I went up to the old lodge today, too.
00:44:09Only I found a little more
00:44:11than you did.
00:44:13I found this.
00:44:18It was loaded.
00:44:20Nearby,
00:44:21I found a rope
00:44:22in a neatly tied noose.
00:44:25There seemed to be
00:44:26bloodstains on it.
00:44:28You're scaring me again.
00:44:31I'm going to leave.
00:44:33First thing in the morning.
00:44:36Oh, come on, Shelley.
00:44:38I'm not buying any of this shit.
00:44:41Whose gun is it?
00:44:43I don't know.
00:44:44But games aren't played
00:44:46with loaded guns.
00:44:48What are they played with?
00:44:55Hey, don't forget.
00:44:57See me, Crazy Harry,
00:44:58for a good deal on cars.
00:45:02Good evening.
00:45:05This is Boris,
00:45:08your late-night
00:45:09television host.
00:45:11I'm glad you could join me.
00:45:16For your entertainment,
00:45:19we offer you
00:45:20that Trilla McGillor,
00:45:23the great spider invasion,
00:45:25with one of my favorites,
00:45:28Alan Hale,
00:45:29and that cookie doll,
00:45:32Leslie Parrish.
00:45:34and, of course,
00:45:36those huge,
00:45:37ugly,
00:45:38crawly spiders.
00:45:41Are you ready?
00:45:43Are you ready?
00:46:12Jeff!
00:46:13Jeff!
00:46:14Hi, little buddy. Hey, what's happening?
00:46:17Oh, don't match. I thought I'd stop by to see if you had a scoop of the paper.
00:46:21Well, things are pretty quiet around here, Davey.
00:46:23Oh?
00:46:24Well, you know I always have things under control.
00:46:27Well, you know, I guess there's nothing going on in this neck of woods, except the revival over at Leeson
00:46:31Town Hall.
00:46:32You going?
00:46:32No. Are you?
00:46:34No. I had to be a date with Perry.
00:46:37I'm surprised that Dan kept it, but it's anywhere near it.
00:46:39He's your brother-in-law, not his father.
00:46:41Yeah, well, don't get on the wrong side of you again, brother.
00:46:43He's a strange man, and he's working up a...
00:47:11Oh, don't, Joe.
00:47:14Oh, I don't feel like doing anything right now.
00:47:18Oh, come on, baby. What else is there to do?
00:47:21I don't feel good, okay? I just want to lie down and relax.
00:47:27That's just what I had in mind.
00:47:29I'm going to my room to meditate.
00:47:37Suit yourself, baby.
00:47:43This place is beginning to give me the creeps.
00:47:47You can leave.
00:47:50I think you would like that.
00:47:52It would certainly narrow down the competition.
00:47:56Why do I get these vibes that you were never here
00:47:59for the same reasons the rest of us are?
00:48:01And what if that were so?
00:48:04Oh, so there's some truth to that?
00:48:08Maybe.
00:48:11And you don't want to talk about it, right?
00:48:14Right.
00:48:20Well, screw you.
00:48:24Sounds like a good idea to me.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Okay.
00:49:03Don't put it on me.
00:49:09Keep it awake.
00:49:39Get away from me.
00:49:41What do you want?
00:49:44The game is over for you, Shelly.
00:49:47She doesn't look around very nicely.
00:49:49That's it. Who are you?
00:49:52I know who you are. Let me go.
00:49:56I hope we didn't douse you too much, Shelly.
00:50:00We want you to enjoy this.
00:50:04Oh, my God!
00:50:13You have five out of six chances to win.
00:50:21It's a fun game, Shelly.
00:50:24The odds are not in your favor, I'm afraid.
00:50:28Because we're going to shoot the gun five times.
00:50:33So just start praying that the bullet is seated in the sixth chamber.
00:50:42What a speech, huh?
00:50:45Oh, please!
00:50:47What?
00:50:48I made it!
00:50:50You can do anything with me, Mom, but...
00:50:53Oh, not this!
00:50:54I made it!
00:50:56I made it!
00:50:58Oh, get the million dollars!
00:51:01Hold your head still!
00:51:03This...
00:51:03This is a game, right?
00:51:06I made it!
00:51:06I might even miss it this way!
00:51:15One...
00:51:24Two...
00:51:30One...
00:51:31Three...
00:51:36One...
00:51:39Two...
00:51:41One...
00:51:42Two...
00:51:44Three...
00:51:52One...
00:52:01Two...
00:52:09Three...
00:52:10One...
00:52:12Two...
00:52:14Three...
00:52:16Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off the work we go.
00:52:46Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun.
00:53:04Damn, that was a good shot.
00:53:06Oh, my.
00:53:23Now, my friends, we'll see what's really going on in that room.
00:53:29There.
00:53:31Oh, my. This is terrible.
00:53:36Shit. She looks dead.
00:53:39Why, she is dead.
00:53:44Do you suppose someone's playing tricks on us?
00:53:48Oh, my.
00:53:51What if this is the real thing?
00:53:53I suppose we'd better go check it out, huh?
00:53:57Yeah, we'd better do that right now.
00:54:01All right. Come on. Come on, Mommy.
00:54:13Here.
00:54:35Didn't you know what's going on in that room?
00:54:36I know, I know.
00:54:36I know, when the name of the man,
00:54:36I know, they're not supposed to be.
00:54:36I know, I know.
00:54:37I know, I know, you're not supposed to be.
00:54:53I don't know.
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:49I don't know.
00:56:18I don't know.
00:56:21I don't know.
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:02But how?
00:57:06Come on, let's get there.
00:57:33I don't know.
00:57:37I don't know.
00:57:58Open the door.
00:58:02Open the door.
00:58:06Open the door.
00:58:08Open the door.
00:58:12Open the door.
00:58:25I don't know.
00:58:27I don't know.
00:58:44I don't know.
00:59:02I don't know.
00:59:04I don't know.
00:59:05Well, what are you doing in here?
00:59:06The door was open when I passed.
00:59:08As you can see, something went on in here.
00:59:14Shelly's gone.
00:59:15And there's real blood splattered all over the floor.
00:59:18real blood?
00:59:30This is real, Karen.
00:59:33And Cindy's missing, too.
00:59:36I don't know.
00:59:36There's no trace of her.
00:59:38There's no trace of her.
00:59:38And just how do you know so much?
00:59:41Why don't you and I sit down and have a nice little private conversation?
00:59:45About what?
00:59:47About that.
00:59:48And about what else has been going on around here.
00:59:52Relax.
01:00:05What the hell is this all about?
01:00:08It gets very complicated.
01:00:10But I'll tell you one thing.
01:00:13This is no game.
01:00:16It's real.
01:00:44It's real.
01:00:54It's impressive to have a physical bite for me.
01:00:57It's an old tΓ£o decentisidente.
01:01:01It's real.
01:01:02Plus it's Bundeseng?
01:01:02It's a little dark place for you.
01:01:02Two and μ« doing everything, too.
01:01:11What are you doing here?
01:01:11The internet can't make anything.
01:01:11You know, you don't think that maybe they're trying to pull one on us, do you?
01:01:18Ah, that is an interesting idea, yes.
01:01:24Now, which one of them would be the cleverest, huh?
01:01:28Right about now, it sure ain't us. We're just a bunch of dumb shits.
01:01:33Did one of you two turn on the frost machine?
01:01:35Not me, Moe.
01:01:38No, of course not.
01:01:41George, maybe that's why you're getting those cold chills on your spine.
01:01:46Either that or her, she's been frigid for 40 years.
01:01:50Well, look who's talking. I've seen you with your pants down a few times, George.
01:01:55Well, little things mean a lot.
01:02:02But when we checked, Joe, there was nobody.
01:02:06Somewhere there's a body.
01:02:08Hey, I'm convinced that was real blood.
01:02:11There's no way I can prove it.
01:02:15Well, if your theory is true, then those crazy old people are really murderers.
01:02:23Look, the trace on that guy ended here.
01:02:27He was a mental patient at Overbeck Institute for three years.
01:02:31After his release, he got a job as a janitor.
01:02:34Right here.
01:02:36He disappeared about this time last year, which would coincide with their annual gains.
01:02:43Could be.
01:02:45He was a real casualty.
01:02:49So what now?
01:02:50I think it's about time we confront our friendly hosts.
01:02:54But where are they?
01:02:56My guess is they're held up somewhere in this maze of a basement.
01:02:59I checked it out.
01:03:01But all the doors to the center of the basement, what should be the boiler room, are locked tight.
01:03:06Well, whoever is responsible for this has called the tool.
01:03:14But I'm the piper, and by God, I'm going to make them pay for it permanently.
01:03:24What about the authorities?
01:03:27No, I checked it all out.
01:03:29The phones are dead.
01:03:30Every vehicle's been screwed up.
01:03:32Starters, distributor caps missing.
01:03:36All the tires are flat.
01:03:39It's either a 50-mile hike, or we wait for somebody to wander by.
01:03:43This could be a hell of a long wait.
01:03:46Since from what I gather from the locals, there's nobody who sets foot on this island during the winter.
01:03:51It struck me as kind of strange.
01:03:55There was the smell of death in that room.
01:04:01Cold.
01:04:03Like a December grave.
01:04:06So what about that?
01:04:07How do you explain it?
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:12It's got me stumped.
01:04:14But they've been pretty clever so far.
01:04:17There's nothing that would surprise me.
01:04:21Look.
01:04:22I'm going to go check out the boiler room.
01:04:24Why don't you stay here?
01:04:26Don't you.
01:04:28I'm going to find those bastards.
01:04:35Why don't you just cool it, huh?
01:04:36Nothing.
01:04:37Listen.
01:04:38I'm sure you can hear every word we're saying.
01:04:42So why don't we just play this my way, huh?
01:04:45Huh?
01:04:46Okay.
01:04:48Okay.
01:04:50I'll play it your way.
01:04:54Oh!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:58Oh!
01:04:58You guys mind me now.
01:04:59Are you alright?
01:05:00I got up!
01:05:01No!
01:05:02He's taking their gun!
01:05:04Oh!
01:07:05Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:07George, I have to ask a question.
01:07:10The stupid expression of cracked corn.
01:07:13Now, you're a southern boy.
01:07:15What does that mean?
01:07:17Of course, I'm drunk enough of it.
01:07:19I never cracked any corn.
01:07:20I don't know.
01:07:22It's puzzled me all these years.
01:07:26You...
01:07:29Just what do you think you're doing, young man?
01:07:32Put that thing away.
01:07:35You're violating every rule of the game, buddy.
01:07:37Screw your game.
01:07:38You bastards killed my girl, Kelly.
01:07:43You scum.
01:07:46I'm going to make you pay for that.
01:07:49Now tell me where you hid her body.
01:07:53Tell me now.
01:07:56Where everyone gets a bullet.
01:07:58Right through the head.
01:08:01You crazy old fuckers.
01:08:04Old fuckers?
01:08:07Well, do something, you stupid idiots!
01:08:09George, take his gun away.
01:08:12Be my guest horse.
01:08:15Don't kill them!
01:08:17Don't kill them!
01:08:18They all got it coming, Jim!
01:08:20No!
01:08:22They all got it coming!
01:08:26Coming!
01:08:27Look, our shotgun.
01:12:08Right there, Jack.
01:12:11Hold it right there.
01:12:13Give it up, Joe.
01:12:14You got no place to go.
01:12:16You're in on it with him, John.
01:12:17I knew it.
01:12:18I knew it all along.
01:12:19Joe, what's going on?
01:12:21No way, John.
01:12:22I'm not going back.
01:12:23Never going to rot in a cage again, John.
01:12:43Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please.
01:12:46You're going to hurt one another.
01:12:48Some decorum, please.
01:12:49I thought this is only a game.
01:12:51Who the hell are you?
01:12:52He's Felix Kramer.
01:12:53There is no Felix Kramer.
01:12:55Felix Kramer is just my interpretation of a hunchback
01:12:58played in a rather grandiose style of the old silent films.
01:13:02I rather look upon myself as a young Charles Lawton
01:13:05or perhaps a Rex Harrison.
01:13:06And you were hired by the millionaires.
01:13:08Oh, as were you.
01:13:10I knew you were in it with them.
01:13:11Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
01:13:13Mr. Walker, I understand that you were hired by Felix's family
01:13:17over the telephone and through the mail.
01:13:19That's right.
01:13:20Then you mean the millionaires were...
01:13:24Oh, for Christ's sake.
01:13:26Then Shelley isn't dead?
01:13:27Oh, Joseph, don't be a bore.
01:13:30My employers have invited you to the lodge
01:13:32where they will give you all the additional details you need to know.
01:13:36As I was saying, young man,
01:13:38this has all been just a little game.
01:13:42Joe?
01:13:44Joe, you're staring again.
01:13:47Maybe you should pinch me, huh?
01:13:52To the acceleration of fear.
01:13:55Yeah, yeah.
01:13:57How about that?
01:13:59Just tell me again, will you?
01:14:01Shelley and the others, they're okay?
01:14:04I'm getting tired of repeating myself.
01:14:07Now, hold on.
01:14:08Don't get yourself all upset, Maury.
01:14:09Now, once again,
01:14:12as each player departed from the game,
01:14:15we provided transportation to the hotel in town
01:14:18and lodging.
01:14:21And we gave them a reason to smile.
01:14:25Matter of fact,
01:14:27we gave them 50,000 reasons to smile.
01:14:35And more than that,
01:14:38they were each given videotapes of the games.
01:14:41Oh, I can assure you,
01:14:43they found them quite amusing.
01:14:48I expect...
01:14:51You know,
01:14:52this has been so much fun.
01:14:55I'll tell you what.
01:14:57Why don't we divide the million amongst them all, huh?
01:15:01Horace,
01:15:02I swear you still have the first cash you got from your communion.
01:15:07What?
01:15:07Why don't we give them each a million?
01:15:12Why not?
01:15:13Yeah.
01:15:14After all,
01:15:15can't take it with you.
01:15:17Hey, Joe?
01:15:17You're right, Horace.
01:15:18I mean, I had a ball.
01:15:20Of course, the most fun I had
01:15:22was the night that we tied old Shelley
01:15:25to the chair.
01:15:27Oh, yes.
01:15:29The way you handled that gun
01:15:31made me think he was reliving his youth.
01:15:35Wait a minute.
01:15:36I have a question.
01:15:37Our guests are leaving now.
01:15:39Well, I have something to say.
01:15:40Now, this is the way to plan a game, my dear.
01:15:45Right.
01:15:46I'll second that, Maude.
01:15:48Why, your special effects were tremendous.
01:15:51Like that cold mist
01:15:53they came whooping on down the hall.
01:15:55As I was saying, legally...
01:15:57Robert.
01:15:57Yes, ma'am.
01:15:58Our guests are leaving now.
01:16:00Yes, ma'am.
01:16:07I think it's time to go, my dear.
01:16:09Toodaloo.
01:16:13You know what?
01:16:14George is right.
01:16:16I think your planning was really quite astute.
01:16:19Although, that business about the hunchback.
01:16:24Trifle melodramatic.
01:16:26Oh, brilliant, my dear.
01:16:28Brilliant.
01:16:29Yes, well planned, honey.
01:16:33Every little detail,
01:16:35even those blank cartridges in the gun.
01:16:39Mad dogs and Englishmen
01:16:42go out in the midday sun.
01:16:46The smallest melee rabbit
01:16:51dethralls this stupid habit.
01:16:54Mad dogs and Englishmen
01:16:58go out in the midday sun.
01:17:01Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:17:38Oh, it's cold in here all of a sudden.
01:17:42What is it here?
01:17:44Horace, turn.
01:17:44Horace, turn to a thermostat.
01:17:51Whose game is this?
01:17:56Oh, my God, Lord.
01:17:58What's that?
01:17:59Good Lord.
01:18:01Hey, morning, get up.
01:18:02Quick, get up.
01:18:38Good Lord.
01:18:53Oh, a little traveling music.
01:19:11Will you cut that out? Hurry up!
01:19:53Oh, a little traveling music.
01:20:10Oh, a little traveling music.
01:20:28Oh, a little traveling music.
01:20:38Where are the others?
01:20:39The others?
01:20:41I thought they were supposed to be with you.
01:20:49Take me back to the lodge.
01:20:52You don't ever want to go back to the lodge, Mr. Walker, ever.
01:21:34νΌλΔ
01:21:36Pagos
01:22:14Now, the game is over.
01:22:17So we think, or so it seems.
01:22:21Who the hell's come out the winner in this wild and crazy scheme?
01:22:27Maud and George and Horace, all alone now in the place,
01:22:32find the tables turned on them in this baffling, crazy case.
01:22:39Where is Shelley, Ron, and Aaron?
01:22:43Why are they not here to see what the outcome of the game would be?
01:22:50Quite confusing is this story as the tale comes to a close
01:22:54and our trio seem the victims of the fearsome game they chose.
01:23:00LAUGHTER
01:23:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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