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00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:29please oh please don't be such a child do you still have the wand of light
00:00:45see the all-powerful magic heirloom still safe and sound no you should be
00:00:50more careful the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest
00:00:55desires yeah and if it falls into the wrong hands it would become the most
00:01:00dangerous weapon in the world but a marriage to another noble witch family
00:01:05would only strengthen your power yeah unless it's an evil Svensson right the
00:01:12Svensons are our worst enemies Leona do you know how much our family has
00:01:17suffered over the centuries because of them I know sorry you are the guardian
00:01:25of the wand of light Leona and you can't reach your full potential until you
00:01:30marry and succeed me as head of the family come home with a husband next week or I
00:01:35will pick one for you what mom no please don't Leona Sherwood you are getting
00:01:42married whether you like the boy I pick or not understand don't worry mom I'm the
00:01:51responsible daughter remember okay Leona Sherwood this is your last weekend of
00:02:04freedom for two more nights fuck my responsibility I'm gonna have some fun
00:02:27thank you that would be $25 I think you mean it's on the house right right it's on the house
00:03:06where the hell are you I'm in Vegas like I said it would be a
00:03:08old man hey don't you get smart with me you little shit remember your mission seduce the
00:03:15Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay
00:03:20off our debts you mean your debts quiet it's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir
00:03:26you are an
00:03:27embarrassment to the Spence in name now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you
00:03:32I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife
00:03:38dad's secret is just a kid when I want your opinion I will ask for it until then you shut
00:03:45up and do as
00:03:47I say do you understand yeah I understand good and you keep practicing you sound god awful
00:03:58heartless fucking bastard
00:04:13it's two of us you're saying you don't remember me who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:04:20no way totally I love that show I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m. this is
00:04:26one of my
00:04:27favorites it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves but I think it's one of the best ones
00:04:31really I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy looks can be deceiving
00:04:44the wand of light so it does exist maybe I'm just jaded it's hard to believe that love like that
00:04:52actually exists in real life why not we're witches monsters and magic exists in our world
00:04:57why can't you love I am lily by the way lily collins
00:05:08eric phillips nice to meet you lily collins damn he's hot and I'm in vegas I deserve a little fun
00:05:16well eric phillips I'll be in the poker room tonight maybe I'll see you there maybe
00:05:42okay Svenson don't fuck this up
00:05:59eric motherfucking Svenson excuse me you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me and
00:06:04you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened I think you've got me confused with
00:06:08someone else don't gaslight me Svenson I know exactly who you are
00:06:26you know who she is I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35thank you
00:06:43you nervous not at all you can always fold you know I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance I'm here to win you sure seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:00oh I am very focused
00:07:07are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what
00:07:12you're full of shit phillips I call
00:07:15yeah there is no way that you have this but don't worry I'll let you go another round
00:07:21once I beat you
00:07:23actually I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29eric
00:07:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini eric everyone can see
00:07:56do you want me to stop
00:08:02desert hills and lonely places
00:08:12let him watch
00:08:16give him a show
00:08:28wait please don't stop
00:08:30use your words
00:08:33tell me what you want
00:08:34I want your tongue inside me
00:08:37please
00:08:38that's a good girl
00:08:45eric
00:08:49wait
00:08:49wait
00:08:50wait I think I'm gonna
00:08:53was that some kind of vision
00:08:58no
00:08:59that was from him
00:09:08lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10beginner lux
00:09:12let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14no can do
00:09:16I have a date with a
00:09:18very pretty lady
00:09:24why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28eric
00:09:29phillips
00:09:30it is vegas
00:09:33isn't that part of the fun
00:09:46no
00:09:47it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:52hmm
00:09:54it's very distracting
00:09:57well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:14eric
00:10:14eric there are people
00:10:15and if you're quiet
00:10:17they won't see you
00:10:21i should stop
00:10:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24you know you were right before
00:10:26i'm not who i say i am
00:10:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32but i am
00:10:33look i don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36for once in my life
00:10:38i
00:10:39i just want to forget about everything
00:10:42just live in the moment
00:10:44and i think you
00:10:47can help me do that
00:10:55remove the camouflage
00:10:57i want you to see you
00:10:59the real you
00:11:02but then you'll know who i am
00:11:04i already know who you are
00:11:06the real you
00:11:09wants to let go
00:11:15no one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:17he really wants me
00:11:19the real me
00:11:21fuck
00:11:23you are gorgeous
00:11:27i want you eric
00:11:30i need you
00:11:32i need you
00:11:35spread your legs for me
00:11:41keep your eyes open
00:11:44i want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47all over my fingers
00:11:51all over my fingers
00:11:53keep your eyes open
00:11:54i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02they can't if you stay quiet
00:12:03keep your eyes open
00:12:05or i'll stop
00:12:11that's a good girl
00:12:13look down at my hand
00:12:18oh my god they hurt me
00:12:21i can't
00:12:23just relax
00:12:25i can't eric
00:12:28it's okay
00:12:28don't think
00:12:31just fail
00:12:33tell me anything
00:12:35so good
00:12:36but i need
00:12:37more eric
00:12:42you feel so good
00:12:44i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:48so i'm gonna make you come
00:12:51i'll beat you there
00:12:53i'm gonna go down
00:12:54i want you to scream my name when it comes
00:12:58five
00:12:59four
00:13:01three
00:13:03two
00:13:28i can't believe i just came on his hand
00:13:31in front of other people
00:13:33i think this is your floor
00:13:41i'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43at eight o'clock
00:13:45if you decide that you want more
00:13:47see you there
00:13:58how does he know what floor i was on
00:14:05so you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done
00:14:09mm-hmm
00:14:11what about you
00:14:12me
00:14:15i'm the responsible sister
00:14:17the boring one if you will
00:14:20yeah
00:14:20i do what i'm supposed to do
00:14:22all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25i don't believe you
00:14:26i mean i know how you are on an elevator
00:14:29oh come on
00:14:32come on
00:14:34it's vegas
00:14:35let me be your bad influence
00:14:37just for tonight
00:14:40so
00:14:42any bad ideas?
00:14:47just one
00:14:54what are you doing?
00:14:55mmm
00:15:11no games
00:15:13just fuck me already
00:15:14i thought i would try to woo you first
00:15:16consider me wooed
00:15:18then we could take it slow?
00:15:19your lips say one thing
00:15:21but your body says something else
00:15:35it's
00:15:35wait
00:15:37shit
00:15:39i almost lost my cool
00:15:40i gotta remember the plan
00:15:44oh my god
00:15:45i can't believe i just did that
00:15:47that was so embarrassing
00:15:48this is why i don't do crazy shit
00:15:50that was way too much
00:15:51hey
00:15:52you're never too much
00:15:54you don't understand eric
00:15:55okay if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:57they would freak out
00:15:59tonight's not about your family
00:16:01tonight's about you
00:16:02remember?
00:16:03forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:06do something that you want to do
00:16:08something no one would expect
00:16:10maybe he's right
00:16:12i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18for once in my life
00:16:20for once in my life
00:16:20i'm doing something for myself
00:16:22she spotted the chapel
00:16:25just like i planned
00:16:29so are you uh...
00:16:30you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32it's only temporary
00:16:33okay and old magic is weak
00:16:35the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39so...
00:16:39are you ready for holy matrimony?
00:16:42i'm ready if you're ready
00:16:43ah!
00:16:45come on!
00:16:49let's go!
00:16:55you nervous?
00:16:58just...
00:16:59never been married before
00:17:07uh...
00:17:07uh...
00:17:07it's my sister i need to take this
00:17:09oh yeah take your time
00:17:11elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on
00:17:15let's do it
00:17:17you need to come home now
00:17:19i can't secret
00:17:20eric dad's up to something
00:17:22he invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24and made me dress up
00:17:25he looks at me weird it really freaks me out
00:17:28you are my big brother E
00:17:30i need you here
00:17:31listen i can't leave right now
00:17:33but i promise
00:17:34when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:37okay?
00:17:41hey!
00:17:43is everything okay?
00:17:45yeah
00:17:48yeah it's fine
00:17:51you uh...
00:17:52you sure about this?
00:17:54it's only temporary
00:17:56come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02let's go!
00:18:17hehehe
00:18:18right... only temporary... unless you get hand fasted under a full moon... then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable...
00:18:26but she doesn't know that... and once she does... she'll hate me...
00:18:31is your sister okay?
00:18:33is something wrong?
00:18:36nothing's wrong...
00:18:37we're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40what could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43alright you ready to rock and roll you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47let's get this show started!
00:19:17whoohohohohohohoh
00:19:19I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:17At length, no.
00:20:19Off to get more chocolate strawberries. Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary. Okay, and old magic is weak. The Han-Fast Bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird. The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's... complicated.
00:21:00Complicated? Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson. Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson? I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:19I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating!
00:21:22If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:33Idiot!
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you!
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric!
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start! That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we-
00:22:11Why before? Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever!
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family, I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons!
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time!
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade! Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick! Not that part! Not with you!
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric. You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lili, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by...
00:23:19Then...
00:23:21Well...
00:23:25See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling. Texting. Sending flying monkeys. Nothing. Not a single word from my beloved husband. For half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:25I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you? What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring them that wand.
00:25:04Payday. Someone sent you. Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality. Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch. You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:46Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me! She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand! Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you're more into
00:26:46bondage. I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute. You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sail to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:12Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:30Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:36four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Venson. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:30:57Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:30You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:10Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:17divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business. Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you, too.
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:44Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:10Not like you were hiding where I was not in a place.
00:34:10You were hiding to me.
00:34:12You were hiding and hiding in a place.
00:34:13You must be on your side.
00:34:13No.
00:34:14No.
00:34:36Because your love
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:17Look.
00:36:19I'm so close.
00:36:24Okay.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:26Lily, be a good girl and go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:46Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came so
00:37:24hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I want to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:26No.
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:30Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:55You...
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:18Employer?
00:41:21Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:28Oh, no.
00:41:30Stop.
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, now we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:07I know.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:27But I'm leaving.
00:44:30Yeah.
00:44:39Smells like fresh-baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a Seder's Inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55Noman-inhabitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean or cheese?
00:45:05Seder's are the horniest bastards in the known world?
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28Eurik, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Eurik, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:17Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it to the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You know the ear.
00:47:09To the share with it.
00:47:10Apparently.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not close.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:35Your wife.
00:47:39Your wife.
00:48:00This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me.
00:48:17Don't deny.
00:48:19Don't deny.
00:48:20Share what's been said.
00:48:21I know what kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:25I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:30You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm gonna do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:31I am being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:52All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here or here.
00:50:12How even that you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:22Just admit that I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:55I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:12Oh.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:23Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:26I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore,
00:51:31and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only redimates.
00:51:41No.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I wanna know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it
00:52:22if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility
00:52:26and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:31Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told
00:52:38that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life was planned for me
00:52:47from the very start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything
00:53:03that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black,
00:53:06it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up a Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name,
00:53:46and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:05I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:38You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:47I never did.
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them,
00:55:33like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:35It's really freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:42Are you safe?
00:55:50For now, all those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:09What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:21Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell Dad a secret.
00:56:26When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know if...
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:48Call and it.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh, my God!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aw, yeah.
00:57:37Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super-hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spence and I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06Well, this mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:38That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:42Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48Alright.
00:58:49Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:53I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been catching in on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get the scraps.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from good.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:01And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
01:00:04Just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:07Get a divorce.
01:00:09Leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30And maybe if we were different people.
01:00:33We have different lives.
01:00:35This would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we can work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:42It's just a witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10I'm driving.
01:01:11I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches.
01:01:49I'm driving.
01:01:52I'm driving.
01:01:54I'm driving.
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:09Eric!
01:02:11Eric!
01:02:14Eric!
01:02:17Eric!
01:02:18Eric!
01:02:20Eric!
01:02:22Eric!
01:02:22Eric!
01:02:24Eric!
01:02:24Eric!
01:02:25American Mark!
01:02:30Eric!
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know.
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigridoth to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:37You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh, my God!
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh, my God!
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:25You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35You're an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:58I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:35I love you.
01:06:41I love you.
01:06:45I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:21Erick, please.
01:07:33Lily, Erick, you absolute moron.
01:07:41You absolute moron.
01:07:44Oh, be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble, something cool.
01:07:59The Wand give you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the Wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:13You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Erick's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:25Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:41You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:47It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:16The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Erick, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:57We're going to hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to handfast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am, Erick Svensson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:51We're going to take the wand of light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:55-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:58I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're going to get handfast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:13:06What a hell yeah.
01:13:07What a hell yeah.
01:13:09I love you.
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