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00:00:00Music
00:00:23Jesus!
00:00:24Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:27Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:32Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:47No, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah.
00:00:55And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:07Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:13Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:35Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:43Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:25Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:29I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:35Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be, old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:44Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:10It's two of us.
00:04:12You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:38Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:05Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:25I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:45I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:49Not a chance.
00:06:51I'm here to wait.
00:06:53You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:02Hmm.
00:07:04Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:25Eric?
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:50Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:08:09That's it?
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a show.
00:08:15Oh.
00:08:16Oh.
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:19Oh.
00:08:20Oh.
00:08:21Oh.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:24Hey.
00:08:25Okay, please don't stop.
00:08:27Use your words.
00:08:29Tell me what you want.
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:33Please.
00:08:34That's a good girl.
00:08:41Eric.
00:08:45Wait.
00:08:46Wait.
00:08:46I-I think I'm gonna...
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No, that was from him.
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:07Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:10No can do.
00:09:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas.
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42No, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:48Hmm.
00:09:50It's very distracting.
00:09:52Well you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:09Eric, there are people.
00:10:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:16I should stop.
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:20You knew you were right before.
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:28But I am-
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:32For once in my life, I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment.
00:10:40And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage.
00:10:53I want you to see you.
00:10:55The real you.
00:10:57But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are.
00:11:02The real you.
00:11:04Wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:13He really wants me.
00:11:16The real me.
00:11:17Fuck.
00:11:19You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric.
00:11:26I need you.
00:11:30Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:42All over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can't if you stay quiet.
00:11:59Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:06That's a good girl.
00:12:07Look down at my head.
00:12:13Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:16I can't.
00:12:17Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay.
00:12:24Don't think.
00:12:26Just tell.
00:12:28Tell me anything.
00:12:30So good.
00:12:31But I need more, Eric.
00:12:37You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:44So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:46I'll get you there.
00:12:48I'm going to go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Four.
00:12:57Two.
00:12:57Four.
00:13:01Four.
00:13:03Four.
00:13:04Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:22I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:25In front of other people.
00:13:28I think this is your floor.
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:40If you decide that you want more.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:53How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00You.
00:14:00You.
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:11The boring one, if you will.
00:14:14And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:16Follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:19I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:23Oh, come on.
00:14:26Come on.
00:14:28It's Vegas.
00:14:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:31Just for tonight.
00:14:34So.
00:14:36Any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:07Just fuck me already.
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:13No.
00:15:13Your lips say one thing.
00:15:15But your body says something else.
00:15:29Wait.
00:15:31Shit.
00:15:33I almost lost my cool.
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh, my God.
00:15:39I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:46You're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you.
00:15:56Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:16She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:29The handfast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:33So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:49You're nervous?
00:16:52Just... never been married before.
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister. I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah. Take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a handfast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama. Let's get some flowers for you. Come on.
00:17:09Let's do it.
00:17:11You need to come home. Now.
00:17:13I can't. Secret.
00:17:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:19He looks at me weird. It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:23I need you. Here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:45You, uh...
00:17:46You sure about this?
00:17:48It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:55Let's go.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:18:11Right.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:14Unless you get handfasted under a full moon, then the handfast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:20But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:29Nothing's wrong.
00:18:31We're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:36All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:42Woo!
00:19:10This is it.
00:19:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:20Set secret and eye free.
00:19:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:15Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:26Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:28The handfast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:33That's weird.
00:20:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:51No, it's...
00:20:52complicated.
00:20:53complicated.
00:20:54Or distracted.
00:20:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family.
00:21:02Not to play house.
00:21:03You're a Svensson.
00:21:04Act like one.
00:21:05Eric is...
00:21:07a Svensson?
00:21:09I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:14Then stop hesitating.
00:21:15If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:26Idiot!
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:49You didn't want me.
00:21:50You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:53I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start!
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:01Okay, I did, but that was before we-
00:22:03Why before? Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family, I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:12I know all about you, Svensons!
00:22:15All you do is lie, and cheat, and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time!
00:22:25The hand fast mark, it'll fade!
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick! Not that part!
00:22:34Not with you!
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:37You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:41Lily, what?
00:22:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:01So... that didn't happen.
00:23:04My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by...
00:23:12Then... well...
00:23:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:29Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:14No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:17I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you? What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:56Payday.
00:24:58Someone sent you. Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:24Urine over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:36Suit yourself.
00:25:59Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:14Who are you?
00:26:20The hand fast mark.
00:26:25Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:30What are you doing here?
00:26:33You know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you were
00:26:37more into bondage.
00:26:38I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:39Shut up!
00:26:44Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your home.
00:26:46Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:55You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:00God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spence and schemes?
00:27:20I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:33hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:39No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:41I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:01the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:06I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No.
00:28:22No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right.
00:28:28So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:36the entire world?
00:28:39Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45Alright, I'll call you wife.
00:28:47And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up! Don't call me wife either.
00:28:55After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart.
00:29:00I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:26We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39Aja, this, we're done. You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words, Venson.
00:29:43We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:45Cross my heart.
00:29:46Hope to die.
00:30:04You imagined a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:14This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:30:29I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:35I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:44Wife.
00:31:04Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson.
00:31:20You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time.
00:31:25We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:27That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:30Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:32We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:39What is with guys and cars?
00:31:41Jesus.
00:31:42No.
00:31:42I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:45My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:54Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally.
00:31:57Something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:06divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have.
00:32:29Then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:37I promise, no funny business.
00:32:41Peaky promise.
00:33:01Good night to you, too.
00:33:03What?
00:33:10Good night to you, too.
00:33:12Good night to you, too.
00:33:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Sigrid?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Sigrid.
00:33:26She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:31Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:38But you already know that.
00:33:41Not like me.
00:34:05But you already know that.
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to call me.
00:34:51You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:14No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:49I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look.
00:36:06I'm so close.
00:36:12That's it, Lily.
00:36:15Be a good girl.
00:36:17And come for me.
00:36:24Are you ready?
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:30Eric.
00:36:32Eric.
00:36:34Eric.
00:36:36Eric.
00:36:36Eric.
00:36:36Eric.
00:36:37Eric.
00:36:37Eric.
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:36:51Well, I'll think about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:11so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:54I am your wife, after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I'm going to get some coffee.
00:39:07It's being dark.
00:39:08You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine.
00:39:17Just don't take too long.
00:39:21You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:44What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom.
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:06This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:13Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:29This isn't right.
00:40:31The trail should still be here.
00:40:33Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:35Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:39You.
00:40:43But the map said that...
00:40:45That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:54That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:09This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop.
00:41:11Stop.
00:41:13Oh, stop.
00:41:19Get away from her.
00:41:25Eric, the wand.
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric.
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:48I don't understand.
00:41:49The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can have gone far.
00:41:58We'll find her.
00:41:59Lay low for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car.
00:42:02I can't breathe.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:15Look at me.
00:42:16Look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lili?
00:43:07You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:30We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:36We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:44You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:22It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:31I should have known.
00:44:33It's a Seder's Inn.
00:44:36That spell.
00:44:38A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this where...
00:44:43Couples.
00:44:45You mean Ortiz?
00:44:48Seder's are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear.
00:44:54Doubt, shame.
00:44:56Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of...
00:45:01judgment or...
00:45:03consequences.
00:45:11Eric, don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:24Here, I don't.
00:45:26I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell...
00:45:34The spell...
00:45:34doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:41What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:47Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:51Go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:03Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:08Is this just the magic?
00:46:10It hurts.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:18You can hear the outside world.
00:46:20It doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:37The older Sarah would.
00:46:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:46To mine.
00:46:49You're the other year.
00:46:51To the Sherwood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:56I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:01Tell me who you are.
00:47:05Lily.
00:47:07Close.
00:47:11But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:15Tell me who you are.
00:47:17Your wife.
00:47:23Your wife.
00:47:41This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight.
00:47:47And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:47:53And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:47:57Excuse me.
00:47:58Don't deny.
00:48:00Lily.
00:48:00Share what's been saying.
00:48:02I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:06I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:11You don't have to pretend.
00:48:15I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:37Now you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:48:47And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:48:59I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:11I am being properly motivated.
00:49:16Not to move.
00:49:18See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:23Pretty to think so.
00:49:25Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:29We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:32All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:36I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:39I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:49:46You can come here.
00:49:49Or here.
00:49:53I'll even let you come in here.
00:49:58God.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01I know you want to.
00:50:02Just admit.
00:50:05I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:08You win.
00:50:10Oh, what was that?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:22So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:32But I want to be inside you.
00:50:34I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:38And take me to bed, husband.
00:50:43Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:50:49Yeah.
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:50:52Oh.
00:50:59Tell me a story.
00:51:02Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:05I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:09And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:13Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:51:19I know.
00:51:21I already know about your family.
00:51:26I want to know about you.
00:51:29What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:31You want the insider info.
00:51:33Mm.
00:51:34Mm.
00:51:35You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:51:46Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:52All fun and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:51:56That's not true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:02My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:06And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:09Which everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:12Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:14Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:20Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:26start before I was even born.
00:52:29I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:31I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:35I couldn't be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't be scared.
00:52:37I couldn't be angry.
00:52:39One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:52:43If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:52:47It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:52:51I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:52:55I'm glad you did.
00:52:57Your turn.
00:53:00Growing up with Svinsen was a little different.
00:53:04The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:09I guess it's good.
00:53:11At least I was first in something.
00:53:14I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:16I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:19I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:22I'd leave, change my name, and this Svinsen bloodline would die with me.
00:53:26My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:31My dad used her against me every day since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:53:44I shouldn't have asked.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:49Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:53:53We are the shadows.
00:53:57All you do is shine.
00:54:08He always asks me what I want.
00:54:12What do you want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:19I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:24I don't hate you.
00:54:27I never did.
00:54:31I don't care.
00:54:35I don't care.
00:54:39I don't care.
00:54:42When he comes to my home and I don't care.
00:54:42I don't care.
00:54:43I don't care.
00:54:49Bye and I don't care.
00:54:52I'm really afraid.
00:54:52I remember it.
00:54:52You don't care.
00:54:54I know.
00:54:56I didn't do it.
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:06A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:13It's like freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric.
00:55:20Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric.
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28Now.
00:55:29All those weird old men left last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:39I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:43I always do.
00:55:45I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:47What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:55:53Look, I'm close to getting the wand of life.
00:55:56The wand of light?
00:55:58Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell that secret.
00:56:04When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:07I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know if...
00:56:13You can.
00:56:14I know you can.
00:56:17When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:44Filling up Bessie.
00:56:46Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:57Oh my god!
00:56:59Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:01A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:06Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:10Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:13Aw, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:17Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
00:57:20Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing.
00:57:22Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places tied to body, by the way.
00:57:29I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:33I'm not stupid.
00:57:34And when we get the wand back...
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:39We will.
00:57:40And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:57:43This mark will be gone.
00:57:45I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:53It's not fair, you know.
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that,
00:57:57because it's not like I can change it.
00:57:59But it's not.
00:58:02It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want,
00:58:08and be a good heir.
00:58:11Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:15That's fine.
00:58:17It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:19Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:25Alright.
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:28You know best.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:45Last night was the last time.
00:58:47After today, we're done.
00:58:49If I say that enough times,
00:58:52maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:01I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:06My family's magic is dying.
00:59:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years.
00:59:11But he holds most of the power.
00:59:13And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:15That's how he controls us.
00:59:18If I could use the wand just once,
00:59:21I could take his power away from the break.
00:59:23I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:26It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:30That's what you meant by
00:59:32trying to save your family.
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before.
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:37And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
00:59:40just once.
00:59:42And then I would do whatever you want.
00:59:44Get a divorce.
00:59:45Leave you alone.
00:59:47Forever.
00:59:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:52Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:53Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay.
00:59:59It's a nice idea.
01:00:01But our families have been at war
01:00:03since the beginning of time.
01:00:06Maybe if we were different people,
01:00:09we have different lives,
01:00:11this would have worked.
01:00:13Maybe we can...
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:19A witch can hope.
01:00:26Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:31Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:45Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:47Pull over.
01:01:00Get down, get up, get up.
01:01:06You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:14End of the line, witches.
01:01:25No!
01:01:38Eric!
01:01:45No!
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You...
01:02:10You sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:12Of course I sent her.
01:02:14Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:53You said you needed her alive.
01:02:55The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:04Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:08And as for the girl, well...
01:03:10I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:13I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell, old man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:38Take it!
01:03:40No!
01:03:42Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:50I can take Dad's magic.
01:03:53End him.
01:03:54Finally be free.
01:03:59Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:28Hey, I've got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding?
01:04:34I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:41You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:47Oh, my God!
01:04:48Eric, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:50Oh, my God!
01:04:53I can't save you.
01:04:54I don't have my powers.
01:04:56Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could have saved yourself.
01:05:01I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:05I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:15But I'm your idiot.
01:05:23You took a divorce spell.
01:05:26I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't want to be free.
01:05:35I don't want to be free.
01:05:38I want to be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas...
01:05:52were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:05:56What?
01:05:56What?
01:05:57What?
01:05:57What?
01:05:57What?
01:05:57What?
01:05:58What?
01:05:58What?
01:05:59What?
01:05:59I love you.
01:06:02I love you, too.
01:06:05I love you.
01:06:06I love you.
01:06:08Eric.
01:06:11No!
01:06:14I love you.
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power
01:06:34to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:43Please, please, please.
01:06:52Please, please.
01:06:54Eric, please.
01:07:04Lily.
01:07:07Eric.
01:07:08You absolute moron.
01:07:14you absolute moron
01:07:16be gentle
01:07:17I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:20you're alive
01:07:23that is for divorcing me
01:07:24on your literal death bed
01:07:26you asshole
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:29something cool
01:07:31the wand gave you your power back
01:07:34my mom used to say that
01:07:36the wand's user grants it
01:07:37its deepest desire
01:07:38I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:07:42what did you want
01:07:45you
01:07:48don't scare me like that again
01:07:50okay
01:07:51you know
01:07:52I thought I heard something
01:07:55when I was bleeding out
01:08:00maybe you could
01:08:02say it again
01:08:06maybe you could
01:08:07say it again
01:08:10I love you
01:08:11Eric's Vincent
01:08:14that's my girl
01:08:21let's go
01:08:34you ready for one last stop
01:08:38yeah
01:08:57ah
01:08:59there you are
01:09:00I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:05now
01:09:06where is my wand
01:09:08wait
01:09:10you're supposed to be dead
01:09:12wow
01:09:12you weren't kidding
01:09:13he really is evil
01:09:15I put a barrier
01:09:17around this whole house
01:09:18it's impossible
01:09:19there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:21there's always a loophole
01:09:22hold me in
01:09:26secret
01:09:26you ungrateful brat
01:09:29how dare you betray me like this
01:09:31really dad
01:09:32playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage
01:09:36you ungrateful little pests
01:09:45you're powerless now old man
01:09:46your magic's gone
01:09:48forever
01:10:02eric
01:10:02aldous
01:10:03svensson
01:10:04release me this instant
01:10:06that is an order
01:10:09you can handle it from here right
01:10:11his powers are gone
01:10:12it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:16you ungrateful little brats
01:10:18well if you will pay for this
01:10:19you will both pay for this
01:10:25yeah yeah
01:10:26talk soon pups
01:10:28we're gonna hit the road
01:10:29I said get back here
01:10:30I said get back here
01:10:32get back here
01:10:33please don't do this you little
01:10:51so
01:10:52where to now
01:10:53should we go and drop off the wand of life
01:10:57yeah
01:10:59but there's something I want to do first
01:11:02that sounds ominous
01:11:04just so happens that
01:11:06there's another full moon tonight
01:11:09leona sherwood
01:11:10are you asking me to hand fast marry you
01:11:15yeah
01:11:17I think I am eric svensson
01:11:20well we better hurry
01:11:21if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:23and make it back in time
01:11:24to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:27I wonder if they have the same office
01:11:28I sure hope so
01:11:30but
01:11:30if we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:11:33no more secrets this time
01:11:35so is there anything you want to come clean about now
01:11:38soon to be again husband
01:11:42there is
01:11:43one thing
01:11:45you might want to buckle up
01:11:47we're about to go super speed
01:11:50Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:11:53you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:11:55didn't you
01:11:56you know me so well
01:11:58soon to be again wife
01:12:02do you want to share wood
01:12:04will you marry me
01:12:06and not because of some spell
01:12:08or because it's your duty
01:12:11but because you want to
01:12:15yes I will
01:12:26ready
01:12:27hell yeah
01:12:55We'll see you next time.
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