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BABES WANT TO KILL ME ｜ Romance, Comedy and. Martial Arts ｜ Full Movie
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00:00:21Over here?
00:00:23Keep going.
00:00:26Over here?
00:00:27Keep going.
00:00:34Can I have a banana pudding?
00:00:37When you're done.
00:00:38Can I have a butter stock candy?
00:00:41When you're done.
00:00:44Can I have a karate story, please?
00:00:46When you're...
00:00:48A story?
00:00:50It's just that I have a terrific story
00:00:52about a martial arts family dynasty
00:00:55that spanned 2,000 years in greatness
00:00:58until they moved to America and began to die.
00:01:03Butterscotch.
00:01:04Right.
00:01:05Now, here's the most important part.
00:01:09It's all true.
00:01:11Once upon a time, and long ago,
00:01:16down a winding path and over a bridge,
00:01:22in the finest house in all of Chinatown,
00:01:25there lived three little karate boys.
00:01:30they had the nicest mother,
00:01:33and the meanest, blind-as-a-bat father
00:01:37that ever was.
00:01:53It's...
00:01:58It's...
00:01:59quite u.
00:02:06It's...
00:02:07We are the most broken angels.
00:02:19The first thing you learn in karate is that you don't win all of your battles.
00:02:26But Vatchel was lucky in this world.
00:02:30He found the love of his life early.
00:02:33Marina Green, the girl next door.
00:02:49You'd think karate training would make losing your mom a little easier, but it didn't.
00:02:55Call it a compulsion, being too hard on yourself, or just plain bad decision-making.
00:03:01But Vatchel started eating paint chips right off the shed.
00:03:04But paint chips are bad for you, Tommy.
00:03:07Everything was bad for them from then on.
00:03:12My sons, a great martial artist, always finds a way to tell the truth, no matter what the consequences.
00:03:27One of you is not my son.
00:03:31One of you is a bastard child.
00:03:37Is this how?
00:03:46Shit.
00:03:48Are you my bastard child?
00:03:51No, father.
00:03:53Take care for money and contact.
00:03:58He's in.
00:04:00He's out.
00:04:01Hey!
00:04:17Are you my bastard child?
00:04:19No, father.
00:04:21Yeah!
00:04:24Breathe in.
00:04:26Breathe out.
00:04:28Hey!
00:04:29Hey!
00:04:30Hey!
00:04:31Hey!
00:04:32Hey!
00:04:39What a bad one.
00:04:41Ah, Vatchel.
00:04:42Are you my bastard child?
00:04:47Yes, father.
00:04:49I see.
00:04:52Why...
00:04:53You...
00:04:54Little...
00:05:00Breathe in.
00:05:02Please, I'll...
00:05:04Help!
00:05:17Send!
00:05:23Ring!
00:05:24Strike!
00:05:26Ring!
00:05:33Okay, little bastard.
00:05:35Strike!
00:05:37Dice!
00:05:38Strike!
00:05:39Dice!
00:05:40Huh? I don't hear you!
00:05:42Dice!
00:05:43Hada, Hada, Hada!
00:05:44Dice!
00:05:46When does a child become a black belt in our family dojo?
00:05:54Sir, when the child is passed the black belt test, that's becoming a great martial artist, sir.
00:06:00And what makes some martial artist great?
00:06:04He doesn't have to win all the time, but when he's going down, he always goes down in flames.
00:06:11Yes.
00:06:13Send!
00:06:17You are now a black belt.
00:06:23Hey!
00:06:25You are now a black belt.
00:06:34That's...
00:06:35Yes, master?
00:06:39You failed!
00:06:40Now show some respect and bow to my sons!
00:06:44Yes, master.
00:06:48So did you get your black belt yet?
00:06:52I'm looking at it.
00:06:54Don't you know paint chips are bad for you?
00:06:56What's that smell?
00:06:58You smell that?
00:07:00Don't you smell that?
00:07:03Ah!
00:07:04Ah!
00:07:04Ah!
00:07:05Ah!
00:07:05It was the paint.
00:07:08He had mercritus.
00:07:10Ah!
00:07:11It was a rare disease.
00:07:13If pretty women could smell him, smell him at all, they would try to kill him.
00:07:17And there was no cure.
00:07:19Ah!
00:07:20I love you!
00:07:21You're dead!
00:07:22I love you!
00:07:23You're dead!
00:07:26I love you!
00:07:27You're dead!
00:07:29You must never hit a girl.
00:07:34Yes, father.
00:07:36Practiced your karate?
00:07:39Yes, father.
00:07:40Fennish yourself to the desert!
00:07:42It is the honorable thing to do!
00:07:45Yes, father.
00:07:46Oh!
00:07:53But I never got my black belt.
00:08:09Run!
00:08:10Run!
00:08:11Run!
00:08:14I'll come back for you!
00:08:17Hey!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:28Hey!
00:08:31Hey!
00:08:42Hey!
00:08:44Hey!
00:08:47Hey!
00:08:48Hey!
00:08:50Hey!
00:08:50Hey!
00:08:51Hey!
00:08:51Hey!
00:08:52Hey!
00:08:52Hey!
00:08:53Hey!
00:08:53Hey!
00:08:54Hey!
00:08:55Hey!
00:12:11Oh, thanks.
00:12:13Say, Vashel, how are the mornings looking?
00:12:15Yeah, we want to fight you in the mornings, at least through the end of summer.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:20Did you bring me my ice cream treats?
00:12:22See, that's just it.
00:12:23It got so hot and it melted.
00:12:25But we got you extra fireworks.
00:12:34Hey, we met a girl, we met a girl you might like.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40Oh, no.
00:12:43Oh, okay, well, we'll see you tomorrow morning.
00:12:47Hey, a Don Rickles impersonator's over at the casino.
00:12:51You want to come?
00:12:53Can I give him a geode?
00:13:10Each night, each night, each night, he fired rockets that he knew Marina would never see.
00:13:15But he figured, but he figured, but he figured the intention behind them would stream further and burn brighter to
00:13:23wherever she was.
00:13:27A rocket in your favor always gets through.
00:13:46Father!
00:13:48Oh, number one son.
00:13:53Sang, is that you?
00:13:56Yes, Father.
00:13:57Oh, how was Oxford?
00:14:02Sir, I experienced the height of collegiate discipline, sir.
00:14:07Let me see your decree.
00:14:13Oh, put it on wall with the rest of your decree, sir.
00:14:24Yes, Father.
00:14:30I'll need another $100,000 for a semester at Harvard.
00:14:35Oh, of course.
00:14:37Are you okay, sir?
00:14:42Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit by me.
00:14:46Oh, pass me, pass me candy.
00:14:55Oh, have, have one yourself.
00:15:05Oh, I got coconut.
00:15:10I got coconut.
00:15:12I hate coconut.
00:15:14I got coconut.
00:15:15Tastes all right.
00:15:16Ow, go!
00:15:17Well, I put my back.
00:15:31The number one son.
00:15:35Rub my feet.
00:15:38They're so sore.
00:15:42When I was a young man, my father picked me from all my brothers to be chosen one.
00:15:55I inherited everything.
00:15:58And on that day, my father died.
00:16:05Are you dying, sir?
00:16:08In three days, it will be your family new year.
00:16:16On this day, I shall die.
00:16:23After naming chosen one.
00:16:40You could bow a little deeper.
00:16:42Oh.
00:16:47What's this?
00:16:48Consider it a celebration, a token from the chosen one.
00:16:53Chang, congratulations.
00:16:56Well...
00:16:57I always knew it would be you.
00:17:00What do you do out here?
00:17:04Well, I...
00:17:06Well, you live like a hobo.
00:17:11Now, about Dad.
00:17:14He's on his deathbed.
00:17:16And he wants you to do something.
00:17:18Can I see him?
00:17:19Can you see him?
00:17:22What arrogance.
00:17:24You're a bastard child.
00:17:27In the old days, there'd be no processed mead or sparkling water for you.
00:17:35But he's softened up a bit.
00:17:40So, yes, if you succeed, I guarantee you get to see him.
00:17:45What does he want me to do?
00:17:48He wants you to go on a suicide mission.
00:17:53And let me tell you something.
00:17:55If I were you, I wouldn't turn it down.
00:17:59Now, this problem with pretty women.
00:18:03Oh.
00:18:04Oh.
00:18:06Don't you think it's about time to face up to that?
00:18:09Dad.
00:18:10Dad thinks so.
00:18:13You are to return to the city.
00:18:15Find this girl you pine after.
00:18:18Gain her love.
00:18:19Conquer your affliction.
00:18:22Then, and only then, does he want to see you.
00:18:26Is that clear?
00:18:27Yes.
00:18:28Is that clear?
00:18:29Yes, sir.
00:18:30I'll do it.
00:18:38Yes, sir.
00:18:41Yes.
00:18:54Yes, sir.
00:18:55Get busy.
00:18:57Felina, honey!
00:18:59I need you to stop that.
00:19:02Just dial and send.
00:19:04Green.
00:19:05Green to green.
00:19:07Honey, would you please stop with the banging?
00:19:12Go visit all of them, Marina Green.
00:19:14She looks next door to follow me.
00:19:16Oh, you think so?
00:19:18Dear God, would you please stop with the banging?
00:19:25One of them should be Marina Green from next door.
00:19:30I will drag you out and beat you like a show business monkey!
00:19:35Stop the banging!
00:19:38How many you find?
00:19:40I can't.
00:19:44Seven.
00:19:46Seven.
00:19:47Seven Marina Greens, like you said.
00:19:50Okay.
00:19:52Okay!
00:19:57All right.
00:19:58Okay.
00:20:01Let me have it!
00:20:03Get back in the trunk!
00:20:04I want it!
00:20:06You can't handle it!
00:20:15No!
00:20:16I still smell him!
00:20:18Ready?
00:20:19Ready.
00:20:22You do it.
00:20:24You do it!
00:20:25Here it comes.
00:20:26All right.
00:20:27You selected.
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:31Hey.
00:20:31What?
00:20:32What are you doing?
00:20:33I'm hitting my girlfriend.
00:20:34What's wrong with you?
00:20:36Maybe you're not supposed to.
00:20:37Oh, Christ.
00:20:37Vatchel, it's not hitting.
00:20:39Je ne sais pas hitting!
00:20:41You're right.
00:20:42You're not hitting anything.
00:20:44You're not from France either, so knock it off!
00:20:47You're from Baltimore!
00:20:49Baltimore!
00:20:50Baltimore!
00:20:55I'm just trying to close down her nasal passages so she can't smell you.
00:21:02So she can ride in the car.
00:21:05It's hitting.
00:21:06No!
00:21:07No!
00:21:08It's just sudden.
00:21:09Just do it!
00:21:10Do it!
00:21:11Proc...
00:21:13Vatchel!
00:21:14I'm...
00:21:15the...
00:21:15chosen one.
00:21:17What would father think?
00:21:25I'm sorry.
00:21:41It's so..
00:21:59Goodness gracious!
00:22:04Goodness gracious?!
00:22:06Goodness gracious?!
00:22:08It was a goodness-gracest moment, all right?
00:22:16Little brother! Is she pretty?
00:22:20Bring her.
00:22:23What are you doing?
00:22:26This is perfect. We hit the jackpot!
00:22:29She's a babe.
00:22:31I am so angry at you!
00:22:33Look, as soon as he's dead,
00:22:36and I'm named greatest martial artist of the family,
00:22:40gonna bathe you in diamonds, dress you in gold,
00:22:45and we'll spend the autumn in Amsterdam smoking nothing but weed.
00:22:50Who am I? Who am I?
00:22:52She's got amnesia.
00:22:56Nah, she doesn't.
00:22:58My head is bleeding.
00:23:00Bachelor, we should cover four marina greens.
00:23:02Take me to a doctor.
00:23:04Four marinas.
00:23:05Spring green.
00:23:06If I don't get the set, I'm gonna be handicapped.
00:23:09Shank, she needs a hospital.
00:23:11I'm gonna be handicapped.
00:23:13You give her some of your pain pills.
00:23:15And just what am I supposed to take with my beer?
00:23:17You're almost out.
00:23:19I'm not involved.
00:23:31Where are we?
00:23:33That's Chinatown.
00:23:34It's not all Chinatown.
00:23:36Did the big book say that Marino lived in Chinatown?
00:23:39No.
00:23:40No, but lots of people move to different neighborhoods,
00:23:43just like you did.
00:23:55Don't worry, I'll do it.
00:23:57Do what?
00:24:00I need a pit stop.
00:24:12Did you grow up next to a house that had a pond?
00:24:18Did you step in something?
00:24:20You better check your shoes.
00:24:57God help me!
00:25:03Oh!
00:25:19Oh!
00:25:21You better check your shoes.
00:25:27Oh!
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:34Oh!
00:25:35Oh!
00:25:38Oh!
00:25:38Oh!
00:25:48What are you telling me?
00:25:50Do you want to hear the story or not?
00:25:53I'm sorry.
00:26:33Get over here!
00:26:56Did you grow up next to me?
00:27:11What does the sign say?
00:27:14It says, my little brother's on a true love mission.
00:27:24He is on a mission, isn't he?
00:27:30We gotta give you a name.
00:27:32I guess so.
00:27:33How about Dolores?
00:27:36She just wants to find out what happens.
00:27:39Shut up.
00:27:40Well, I know what happens.
00:27:41Shut up!
00:27:44So, when was the last time you had your teeth examined?
00:27:47An hour.
00:27:48Did you grow up next?
00:27:50No, over wide.
00:27:52Okay, let's see.
00:27:53No fillings, nice and white.
00:27:56Gums look good.
00:27:59You have a lot of cavities.
00:28:01You must be in terrible pain.
00:28:05Do you have trouble eating with these?
00:28:07I can shoot.
00:28:08God bless you.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:10Spit.
00:28:15Spit.
00:28:18Could you spit?
00:28:20Spit.
00:28:21Did you grow up next to me?
00:28:22Excuse me.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:51Hello?
00:28:57Hello?
00:28:59Could you use some of that mouthwash that you have?
00:29:02Would you have a strong something?
00:29:05Come on.
00:29:07Come on.
00:29:08Thompson.
00:29:10Open your mouth.
00:29:11Take your mouth.
00:29:13Open.
00:29:14Open.
00:29:15Yucky.
00:29:16Yucky.
00:29:17Yucky.
00:29:17Yucky.
00:29:17Open your mouth.
00:29:19Open your mouth.
00:29:20Open your mouth.
00:29:21To be fair, I guess Vatchel did pretty well his first day in the city.
00:29:35I'll get it.
00:29:46Ling.
00:29:47Shang, it's no good to see you.
00:29:48I'm busy.
00:29:49It's an emergency.
00:29:50We're in the middle.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:52Honey, who is it?
00:30:00Well, you're not in the middle.
00:30:01You're not in the middle of anything.
00:30:08I need that money.
00:30:10My boyfriend's gone.
00:30:12He disappeared.
00:30:13And Shang won't give me the money.
00:30:16Father's broke.
00:30:17Broke?
00:30:18No way.
00:30:20Father's broke?
00:30:22What happened to your boyfriend?
00:30:24Don't laugh.
00:30:27I think he left me because of my jowls.
00:30:30I was laughing at a TV show.
00:30:33And I caught him looking at my jowls.
00:30:36Jiggling.
00:30:37He was gone the next day.
00:30:41I need a neck reduction of facelift and a tummy tuck scat.
00:30:45Can you give me $5,000?
00:30:55Crybaby.
00:31:01You know what your problem is?
00:31:06You're not gay enough to be gay.
00:31:10Lean and handsome and fashionable.
00:31:15You're none of these things.
00:31:21How'd he do in Paris?
00:31:24Shame.
00:31:26While you're swooshing through,
00:31:28Father wants to see me on Friday.
00:31:34I'm the chosen one.
00:31:37Oh?
00:31:40Oh, and now he's broke.
00:31:42Got it.
00:31:44Who wants ice cream?
00:31:46I do.
00:31:59So what's your take on the city?
00:32:02It's changed.
00:32:03It's very busy.
00:32:05Thick with anger.
00:32:08You think women trying to kill you is a bad thing?
00:32:12I should be so lucky to live in a peaceful desert.
00:32:15And away we go.
00:32:17Everyone's a lesbian.
00:32:19Especially the men.
00:32:21They're not lesbians.
00:32:24Lesbianized.
00:32:26Sandals.
00:32:27Soft skin.
00:32:28No muscle tone.
00:32:30Feeble walk.
00:32:3125.
00:32:31I see this everywhere.
00:32:34He's got a sandal problem.
00:32:36A babe in sandals looks great.
00:32:38A guy in sandals looks weak.
00:32:41Why am I the only one who understands this?
00:32:44I see sandals on a guy.
00:32:46I want to stomp his feet.
00:32:48Get back in his shoe.
00:32:49Get back in his shoe.
00:32:50Be a man.
00:32:51Get back in his shoe.
00:32:53Christ wore sandals.
00:32:55First of all, Christ kicked the ass of a bunch of guys in a bank.
00:32:59It wasn't a bank.
00:33:02Well, he gets extra credit for wearing sandals while doing karate.
00:33:06It wasn't a bank and Christ did not know karate.
00:33:09He was Christ.
00:33:10He knew everything, fatso.
00:33:13Great.
00:33:15Great!
00:33:16You're just like father!
00:33:31Well, welcome to Swiss Family Problemson.
00:33:37They're there now.
00:33:38You'll be okay.
00:33:40But I'm not okay.
00:33:42I'm not okay.
00:33:44But you will be.
00:33:46I will?
00:33:49You know what?
00:33:50I will.
00:33:52You're right.
00:33:53The disabled are always right.
00:33:56They get wisdom from pain.
00:33:58I know these things because I'm a very spiritual person.
00:34:04Desiree?
00:34:05Dolores.
00:34:06Delona?
00:34:07I'm no stranger to teasing.
00:34:10How many years of teasing did it take for you to overcome that?
00:34:13Well, actually, you know, I'm sorry.
00:34:15That was insensitive.
00:34:16You look like you could use a friend.
00:34:18Someone to tell your troubles to.
00:34:20Yes, actually.
00:34:21You know what Shang's problem is?
00:34:24He's just like dad.
00:34:25He lies like dad.
00:34:26He cloaks himself and counterfeit karate wisdom like dad.
00:34:31And then it's manipulate Ling.
00:34:32Manipulate Vachel.
00:34:36Are you Vachel's girlfriend?
00:34:38No.
00:34:40And who are you?
00:34:42I don't know who I am.
00:34:44Amen to that.
00:34:47You know, Vachel used to break my bricks for me when we were kids.
00:34:52He was nice that way.
00:34:54What do we do about Ling?
00:34:57Harmless.
00:34:57He's coming off like a complainer.
00:35:00Part of her has already stopped listening.
00:35:03I bet he's bitching about childhood and she's thinking,
00:35:07Yeah, it's hard to be gay.
00:35:09I get it.
00:35:10Plus, I know at least ten things to say to him to make him cry right before I kick his
00:35:15ass.
00:35:15You mean, make fun of his face and tummy and then punch him all over?
00:35:19That's right.
00:35:21We were all thoroughly trained in the perception of Saki.
00:35:25Saki? The rice wine?
00:35:27No. Saki is the heir of murder.
00:35:30The intention to harm that precedes an attack is called Saki.
00:35:56This really is it, you know?
00:35:59I can imagine sitting here in the morning with a cup of coffee,
00:36:03autumn breeze in a hammock,
00:36:06feeling sort of like somebody.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:11It seems so good I don't think I ever had it.
00:36:19What you got there?
00:36:20Firework rockets.
00:36:22Firework rockets, huh?
00:36:24In China, they set off firework rockets and make wishes.
00:36:33Or at least they used to.
00:36:37Delores, what do girls worry about these days?
00:36:42Oh, well, they'll say it's about this or that, but it's usually about ending up alone.
00:36:52I've been making all the wrong wishes for Marina.
00:36:56What do you mean?
00:36:57Well, I wish that she steps back and she blocks with the right hand.
00:37:03And that she leans away from her kicks.
00:37:06And that she uses her hands together instead of segmented.
00:37:16But girls don't worry about their crying.
00:37:29I hope you find her.
00:37:43The sun was shining.
00:37:49So bright like it was smiling.
00:37:55Hey! Hey!
00:37:56Wait, wait, wait.
00:37:59I'm Vachel.
00:38:00Yes?
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:03I'm Vachel.
00:38:04Uh-huh.
00:38:05Are you Marina Grace?
00:38:06Yes, that's me.
00:38:07Is that Marie?
00:38:09Oh, I'm so pleased.
00:38:12Had no reason to doubt you.
00:38:18Had no faith without you.
00:38:24Oh, I had no reason at all.
00:38:33How will I know if you really love me?
00:38:39Spend the rest of my days looking down from above.
00:38:44At the times that we had when we were together.
00:38:50And I wonder if God has a nothing forever for me.
00:39:08And it was empty.
00:39:12Not a sign, not a trace.
00:39:15Just empty.
00:39:22I don't have any money.
00:39:28What's your name?
00:39:29Marina Green.
00:39:30Did you ever live in Chinatown?
00:39:33Chinatown?
00:39:34Where's our shed next door?
00:39:36I've never been to Chinatown.
00:39:37There are a lot of nice shops and restaurants.
00:39:40Now we're going to get up and we're going to go.
00:39:43And if you try anything, you get the phone.
00:39:47You want the phone?
00:39:49No.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:39:52I don't know.
00:39:58I don't know.
00:40:00I don't know.
00:40:04I don't know.
00:40:04I don't know.
00:40:05I don't know.
00:40:06I don't know.
00:40:07I don't know.
00:40:08I don't know.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:10I don't know.
00:40:10I don't know.
00:40:11I don't know.
00:40:12I don't know.
00:40:13I don't know.
00:40:15I don't know.
00:40:17I don't know.
00:40:31Please!
00:40:38Please!
00:40:44Aha! She's too old!
00:40:46I think you killed her.
00:40:49Drat!
00:40:52What are you doing?
00:40:53What do you care?
00:40:54And you standing by while she hurts innocent women.
00:40:58You don't even care about him.
00:41:00Oh, you think I'm a bad man, that it?
00:41:03I think God puts on night vision goggles just to look at you.
00:41:11Is your daughter home? Is your daughter home?
00:41:14Yes!
00:41:15Tell her not to hit me with that pan.
00:41:17Lady, I haven't begun hitting you with this pan.
00:41:24I think you'll find her in her bedroom.
00:41:27Watch her, Batchel.
00:41:33Batchel?
00:41:34Yes, ma'am.
00:41:35From next door?
00:41:37Yes, ma'am.
00:41:51From next door?
00:41:52Someone.
00:41:52Is someone hurt?
00:41:53My daughter.
00:41:54She's on the drugs.
00:41:55She hit me with a pan.
00:42:02Don't you worry about a thing.
00:42:04I'll handle everything.
00:42:07I'll handle everything.
00:42:25I saw every rocket you ever fired.
00:42:36I saw every rocket you ever fired.
00:42:45You can edit.
00:42:55I saw every rocket you'd ever flown.
00:42:56I saw every rocket you'd ever run.
00:42:56Go to the rocket you'd ever run.
00:42:59Go to the rocket you'd ever run.
00:43:08Even when I saw your rocket you'd ever run.
00:43:24Yay!
00:43:27And they live happily ever after!
00:43:32Wow.
00:43:33Take a good long whiff, sister.
00:43:37I'm not the prettiest girl in the world.
00:43:38girl in the world but I think you'll get a fight out of me I think you can
00:43:42handle it take us to a place where they can't hear him scream done oh there go
00:43:52bet you'll back in hot water again
00:44:14okay are you sure you want me to do this okay
00:44:26okay no matter what I say don't let me go okay
00:44:37okay let me go
00:44:58okay
00:45:21I spent our whole relationship with black eyes and a broken nose
00:45:27and in the end I only end up killing you right
00:45:32loving you is hard it always was
00:45:40marina do you know your way home
00:45:41okay
00:46:11you came back for me
00:46:17thanks
00:46:23so
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00:53:41there was no way you could have done it
00:53:43it was an abusive family batchel
00:53:45the karate was just an excuse
00:53:50yeah right you were so on your own
00:53:53I'll triple your allowance
00:53:56my allowance is just fine thank you
00:53:59if we lose everything you won't have an allowance
00:54:02you'll go
00:54:05it's him I'm worried about
00:54:08you know batchel
00:54:09the only difference between you and us
00:54:14is that you thought you were getting trained
00:54:17and we knew we were getting abused
00:54:25did you guys know marina
00:54:27she went to her high school
00:54:29never mentioned you
00:54:31you can't go back to the happiest times of your life batchel
00:54:35and expect him to be there
00:54:36I know
00:54:37I had big hair in high school
00:54:39I remember
00:54:40what I look great
00:54:42mm-hmm
00:54:49didn't you guys keep up with your karate
00:54:57okay
00:54:58good night
00:54:59good night
00:55:01good night
00:55:02good night
00:55:03good night
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00:55:10good night
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00:55:10good night
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00:55:11good night
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00:55:12good night
00:55:14good night
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00:55:16good night
00:55:17good night
00:55:17good night
00:55:19good night
00:55:35How did you bring the envelope?
00:55:41Take Rancor.
00:55:54We the Brothers Cho...
00:55:57...accept your challenge to battle us for our master's estate.
00:56:03On your conditions.
00:56:05I've prepared three dishes.
00:56:07You will taste each one and pick your favorite.
00:56:11Who's first?
00:56:13Batchel!
00:56:17Mellows!
00:56:18Dad!
00:56:20Okay, okay.
00:56:27Mm, very good. Salmon.
00:56:30It's almond-y.
00:56:35Mm.
00:56:37This crab is delicious.
00:56:38I suppressed the flavor with ginger and saffron.
00:56:46Mm.
00:56:48Mm.
00:56:48This is fabulous.
00:56:49What is this?
00:56:51What do you think that is?
00:56:54I don't know.
00:56:55Oh, my God.
00:56:55What did you feed me?
00:57:00Pick your favorite.
00:57:02Okay, okay.
00:57:03Well, they were all fabulous, but...
00:57:05...I give a slight edge to the crab.
00:57:09So be it.
00:57:10You can't, you can't.
00:57:16Look at it.
00:57:18I'll be there!
00:57:23If I'm going.
00:57:25I'll be here.
00:57:31The crab is a bearer.
00:57:33I'll be there.
00:57:34You'll be there.
00:57:36Um, let's go.
00:57:38I'll be there.
00:57:39Let's go.
00:57:39and let's go.
00:57:39And I can't wait.
00:57:51I've had enough! I've had enough! I've had enough!
00:57:55No meat means no animal style.
00:57:58You got curry, rice, spring vegetables. This is a vegetarian dish.
00:58:04Is that your favorite?
00:58:07I'll go with the mystery dish. So be it.
00:58:29Curry, rice, vegetables,
00:58:35and the gunpowder from a single one.
00:58:37No way. No freaking way.
00:58:40One bullet, one shot. If I miss you in, take the gun away.
00:58:44Hold on! I'm thinking.
00:58:46Take the gun!
00:58:48Shut up!
00:58:51If you wound me, I lose.
00:59:01Factor, what are you doing? What are you trying to pull?
00:59:04You learned I'm sorry.
00:59:06I'm sorry. I apologize.
00:59:10Take the gun.
00:59:12Okay. Okay.
00:59:15Take the gun!
00:59:16Okay!
00:59:17Crap!
00:59:19Oh! Stop!
00:59:21You gotta be kidding.
00:59:22You gotta be kidding me!
00:59:23Christ!
00:59:23Look!
00:59:47Come on, Batchel.
00:59:57This style of yours, it's very limited.
01:00:00I'm a master at salmon style.
01:00:03Grizzly style!
01:00:11Don't scoop my guts out! No! No! Don't scoop my guts out!
01:00:18Hello? Anyone here?
01:00:25My conditions, right?
01:00:27Right.
01:00:29All right. You see the goggles?
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:32Put them on!
01:00:36All right. Now, do you see the bell?
01:00:40One of you has to climb up and ring it.
01:00:46Ah! I'm hit! I'm an alien!
01:00:50It's just a paintball.
01:00:52A paintball that's been sitting in my freezer
01:00:54next to some ice cubes and some corn that I'll never eat.
01:00:58Hurts like sin, don't it?
01:01:00Now, one of you has to climb up the cage and ring the bell.
01:01:04If you stop, if you fall down, if you give up, if you cry,
01:01:09you lose and I win.
01:01:11We each get a chance.
01:01:13You each get a chance!
01:01:17Now...
01:01:17Who's thirst?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20It hurts. It really hurts.
01:01:23Are you crying?
01:01:24Yes.
01:01:25You can't cry!
01:01:26It's what I do!
01:01:29Don't you know how to repel pain?
01:01:31No!
01:01:31It's just pain.
01:01:33Then you do it!
01:01:35All right, then.
01:01:37Lose the shirt.
01:01:39Take off my shirt.
01:01:40Lose the shirt!
01:01:42Fine!
01:01:46Have at me, geek!
01:01:48Okay.
01:01:49You stay there!
01:01:51I'm gonna reposition myself.
01:01:59All right.
01:02:04You have to go the whole way with a smile.
01:02:13Ah, sweet son of a bitch!
01:02:17Loser!
01:02:18Mm-hm!
01:02:33Morning!
01:02:34It's Ren!
01:02:39You think they're coming?
01:02:42They're here.
01:02:45They're not here.
01:02:46They're not coming.
01:02:47And I'm on cloud nine.
01:03:19I'm on cloud nine.
01:03:56I'm on cloud nine.
01:04:39I'm on cloud nine.
01:04:47Once it starts, at least one of you has to stay on this side at all times.
01:04:53Oh, you lose.
01:04:55So, we're safe on this side.
01:05:03Ed's.
01:05:25Get your hands up.
01:05:28Bend your knees.
01:05:29What?
01:05:31D.I.
01:05:33Dyson.
01:05:34Dyson.
01:05:36Dyson.
01:05:43Dyson.
01:05:44I need your ordeal.
01:05:45Tommy.
01:05:45Oh, help me.
01:05:47Stop!
01:06:01Dyson.
01:06:08Dyson.
01:06:09Dyson.
01:06:15Are you ready to get back in there?
01:06:16Me?
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:20Okay.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:22Just go stomp on his feet.
01:06:24Okay.
01:06:25Okay.
01:06:28Daddy!
01:06:29I did it!
01:06:30I did it!
01:06:31Oh!
01:06:32I didn't!
01:06:33I didn't!
01:06:34I didn't!
01:06:37Come on, little brother.
01:06:39You can get me.
01:06:42No!
01:06:49No!
01:06:51No!
01:06:53No!
01:06:58No!
01:06:59No!
01:07:25Come on, Batchel.
01:07:42Come on, Batchel.
01:08:22Come on, Batchel.
01:08:24I'm gonna sue you.
01:08:25I'm gonna sue you.
01:08:29I'm gonna sue you.
01:08:30I'm gonna sue you.
01:08:31I'm gonna sue you.
01:08:35Take it.
01:08:36Take it.
01:08:36Choke on it.
01:08:37We surrender.
01:08:38Shut up.
01:08:41Batchel.
01:08:41Do it for your family.
01:08:43Please.
01:08:43Come on.
01:08:48Come on.
01:08:54Come on.
01:08:57Come on.
01:08:58Come on.
01:09:02Come on.
01:09:03Come on.
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:19Come on.
01:09:22Come on.
01:09:23Come on.
01:09:26Come on.
01:09:29Let's go.
01:09:42If she'll take me, I'm going to marry her.
01:09:46I've delivered my last pizza.
01:09:49I'm going back to school with triple allowance.
01:09:55Look, I've got you.
01:09:57I know.
01:10:00So what are you going to do?
01:10:06Well, from your father.
01:10:19You know what I do have?
01:10:22I have my family.
01:10:24Yeah.
01:10:30That's the sound.
01:10:32What sound?
01:10:33The sound of both you losers getting off my teat.
01:10:39You're cutting me out?
01:10:40Beg, you suckers.
01:10:42Is that so hard?
01:10:45Beg for Vatchel's allowance.
01:10:47No, Shang.
01:10:48Please.
01:10:49He saved us.
01:10:50What does Piggy say at the trap?
01:10:52Okay, okay.
01:10:54Please give me Vatchel's allowance.
01:10:56Please, please, please.
01:10:57What does Piggy say?
01:11:01Hey, don't think we didn't pick up on that bring the family together through karate.
01:11:07Nice lesson, sensei.
01:11:09Nice lesson, sensei.
01:11:09If it ever occurred to you that maybe we weren't a great karate family.
01:11:15That the karate was average.
01:11:17Did you think we all loved you?
01:11:21Is that what kept you safe all those years?
01:11:25Well, nobody loved nobody.
01:11:30I did.
01:11:37Take a shower, Vatchel.
01:11:40You're through.
01:12:02You're through.
01:12:03You're through.
01:12:04If it was a flash for a feast.
01:12:04Let's go.
01:12:06You're there.
01:12:06Thank you,bn.
01:12:13I'm sorry.
01:12:13Stay for me.
01:12:13You're the one that got a look on you.
01:12:13Oh.
01:12:15You're the one that got a look on you.
01:12:16I was.
01:12:16You're the one that got up.
01:12:22I'm sorry.
01:12:23I can't put a fall for a tidbit tomorrow.
01:12:23I'm sorry.
01:12:25Oh, my God.
01:12:58Okay, you bloodsuckers.
01:13:00Pay me.
01:13:04Voucher gets it all.
01:13:06Every dime.
01:13:09But I'm the chosen one.
01:13:12No.
01:13:17You need a job right freaking now!
01:13:36What's the matter with you?
01:13:38Why aren't you fighting?
01:13:39What are you wearing?
01:13:41Prospector.
01:13:42Prospector clothes?
01:13:44You're Bachel Cho, a great Chinese martial artist.
01:13:48No, no.
01:13:49I can't take this.
01:13:51I'll just lay into him.
01:13:52He'll snap out of it.
01:13:57Chris!
01:14:06Now, if you're lucky in this world, you meet the love of your life early.
01:14:10And for me, it was Bachel Cho, the boy next door.
01:14:14I could never smell or taste anything ever again.
01:14:18And you know what?
01:14:21It was worth it.
01:14:25Thanks!
01:14:26Hey, you did it!
01:14:28Oh, you found one!
01:14:30Mommy?
01:14:31Oh, sure.
01:14:44Say cheese.
01:14:46Cheese!
01:14:49Well done.
01:14:55They're the marina for everyone.
01:14:59The remainder of your black belt test is to find her.
01:15:23Daddybeer uses a name for the Lord, the genie.
01:15:24I know his blood.
01:15:27He's my mother.
01:15:28He's my blood.
01:15:30And he'll protect you for all night.
01:15:30He's my body.
01:15:31Amen.
01:15:32Amen.
01:15:53And away we go.
01:15:55Let's go!
01:15:59God!
01:16:09I see sandals on a guy, I don't want to stomp his feet.
01:16:13Get back in the shoes, get back in the shoes, be a man, get back in the shoes.
01:16:22Desiree?
01:16:23Delona?
01:16:23Delona?
01:16:25I'm no stranger to teasing.
01:16:30How many years of teasing did it take?
01:16:55I'm in!
01:16:57It hurts!
01:16:58I'm in!
01:16:59I'm in!
01:17:00I'm in!
01:17:03I'm in!
01:17:05I'm in!
01:17:08I'm in!
01:17:28I'm in!
01:17:29I'm in!
01:17:42I'm in!
01:17:48I'm in!
01:17:55I'm in!
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