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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:04He's right now!
00:02:10Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do you he's gonna desert?
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22Wait. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez. This is giving me a migraine now. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've
00:03:55been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:12The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will give them $5 million.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's going to save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:21Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:11:59And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:37Listen, I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing,
00:12:51if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath
00:14:44to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:46Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:53you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:00Oh!
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here,
00:15:04and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way,
00:15:12or I promise you,
00:15:14you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Yeah, you want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands,
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough
00:16:04to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone,
00:16:14even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way,
00:16:38angel herbalist.
00:16:39This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong,
00:17:12your family is the richest
00:17:13and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut
00:17:18touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures
00:17:25to see your son naked,
00:17:27then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:29All right, but I warn you,
00:17:32no funny business.
00:18:00Let's go.
00:18:12Let's go.
00:18:15Let's go.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:45millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you shitting
00:19:08me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:34i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:56i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:58no
00:20:02you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:22takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:41help me i just want to
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:14my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:33rewrite the wrong
00:21:38human
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:53who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:06oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted to
00:22:32a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:40you distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get him boys get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:21fire
00:23:21the missiles
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's it's not even a scratch
00:23:26i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:43how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i are already
00:23:49the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer
00:23:55think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have
00:24:00woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really
00:24:10the goddess no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us but how could
00:24:17you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this
00:24:23homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival
00:24:29she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool
00:24:37over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do
00:24:43whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right
00:24:50now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor
00:24:57only i
00:24:58know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will
00:25:06give you
00:25:06whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip
00:25:13my golden
00:25:14bachelor away from me this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so
00:25:23we can both
00:25:29survive
00:25:43it's poison gas the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my
00:25:52son is
00:25:52in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care
00:25:59about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son and
00:26:05then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:13i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:43brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:48door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:54that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:15ready aim oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been distracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved
00:27:50this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease
00:27:56spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:09general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a killer
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:34there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:47lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:08not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:14one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:27could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:33over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:40is that
00:29:40the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving
00:29:46your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:51he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as
00:29:57a wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:27brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still
00:30:32lysandre savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:39anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:13the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of
00:31:49here and revoke their licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no
00:32:04average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the
00:32:15impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:20care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:24life she won my
00:32:26heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i
00:32:32need help
00:32:33finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:47now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name
00:32:54on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious you money
00:32:59so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:11grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your
00:33:19best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete
00:33:49waste of my life when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:27and you you're still nothing
00:34:31so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:40oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:34:56but marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:06oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family
00:35:19for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that
00:35:27level
00:35:29poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own she was
00:35:47begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you
00:35:54got no
00:35:54game i got street credit i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one
00:36:01to
00:36:01speak cheater is this true tricksy i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular
00:36:13everyday people live so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would
00:36:19never understand that what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48so
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:50what
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:03you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:11again do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:26wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from a sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please tricksy dear i know it was broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:13after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:18i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:33who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:44you said trixie's crushing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying
00:38:50to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake
00:38:56snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:04we broadcast that video of you
00:39:09yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and
00:39:15the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:37sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:54fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting
00:40:09her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir then let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:35getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:40biomedical company to go public
00:40:45congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:48wake him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see
00:41:01some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:13that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is
00:41:20entertained
00:41:21tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:57wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh entertainment
00:42:02for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to
00:42:12bum a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was
00:42:20i who
00:42:20bankrolled you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:26look
00:42:26at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any
00:42:32second now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed
00:42:39see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:48show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:54scraps from us
00:42:56the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:02the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:25beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:38rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:54digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59you should make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for
00:44:09me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you
00:44:17know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa
00:44:28trixie because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:34chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:51oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:10home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:18the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here
00:45:23she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little
00:46:04dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment batty you wish you had that kind
00:46:08of money to just toss away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know
00:46:13what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party in some
00:46:19prince charming will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security
00:46:24lock the doors this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die
00:46:33we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:40wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:08unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:15general lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you have you really cured the incurable
00:47:20general then sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:28you show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:56president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:07poor
00:48:07do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as
00:48:15accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop
00:48:21a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our
00:48:29friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:48:34admit to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than
00:48:42you standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:48:48services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:48:56no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:22don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save
00:49:28you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:38in front of
00:49:39everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:44don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you aren't
00:49:57good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either
00:50:04get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it
00:50:11here two
00:50:21hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40it's it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:05you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:51:12was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:30don't try to
00:51:30pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of virtue that
00:51:35a man would
00:51:35die for
00:51:39don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred foot
00:51:46pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's all
00:52:04cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14i'm a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:41coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know
00:52:53who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor
00:53:12so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:17worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like
00:53:27they
00:53:28don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to play
00:53:32some
00:53:32love some more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:53:59nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:09like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:18this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:39million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:47this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:55actor must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:00nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:07are the farthest
00:55:07thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:29yeah
00:55:30cleo hey oh my god
00:55:35you found my dog
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:41But with you, it's so much more
00:55:44Trixie Amore
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you
00:56:00Thanks
00:56:16Go, go, power couple
00:56:18Okay, stop
00:56:20The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:31Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34Hey
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41And cherished as
00:56:42The most precious woman on earth
00:56:44Understand
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:50That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:03As if
00:57:04Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:22Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:24Come on, Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:37Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:06Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23Hello?
00:58:24Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt
00:58:41Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:48My company's dead
00:58:49It evaporated
00:58:51It's in thin air
00:58:55That's impossible
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:58What did you do?
00:58:59Secretary Cho
00:59:01You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:03And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:16The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20Drake sees Mary
00:59:21The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:39Sasa, Sasa, please
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
00:59:59Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me
01:00:25Fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:32Fresh for the taking
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:43Thank you, Devin
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:50By stealing my fiance
01:00:52But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:58No, to all of humanity
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:03I'm taking it all back
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:11They're imposters
01:01:16I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:18And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:23So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:30Approved of my medical products?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leaves the wrong
01:01:43The left
01:01:44That means she's rewarding me
01:01:46The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:58Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:04Approves of my products
01:02:05Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye
01:02:10She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:14FBI
01:02:16FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:20And identity theft
01:02:22Gotcha
01:02:27Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:30No, don't arrest her
01:02:32Trixie's a good person
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:36Grandma
01:02:37Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:38Mrs. Williams
01:02:39What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:43We were worried
01:02:44So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52And would never break the law
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:57Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:07She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:37So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go
01:04:20Get him
01:04:21If you can
01:04:51Oh
01:04:52Yes
01:04:52Yes
01:04:52Oh
01:04:52Oh
01:04:52Oh
01:04:53Oh
01:04:53Oh
01:04:53Oh
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:50and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:12even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:19because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:37Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:45Right's the wrong good.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:00Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No, please.
01:08:13I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45I'm bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:09Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:29I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:01Stop.
01:10:02Stop.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:10Stop.
01:10:10Stop.
01:10:11Stop.
01:10:11Stop.
01:10:11Stop.
01:10:12Stop.
01:10:12Stop.
01:10:12Stop.
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:28Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23Secretary, remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:27I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:29Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:44so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer
01:13:12who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:29but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:39It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:43but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:58You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt
01:14:55to try to bankrupt me,
01:14:57but you already confirmed with Madame President
01:14:59that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is...
01:15:06You're the war hero,
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:12The moment you wake up,
01:15:14you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:17and now you're attacking
01:15:18one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me
01:15:28as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president on our side?
01:15:37You'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason!
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:08You speak another word,
01:16:10and I will bring down your entire family,
01:16:13not just your brother.
01:16:15Kevin, it's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President,
01:16:19I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again
01:16:23if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line
01:16:51of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable.
01:17:03What's more despicable
01:17:04is that you and your filthy companions
01:17:07are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham,
01:17:10you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the president.
01:17:41No!
01:17:42Hey, idiot!
01:17:45Oh!
01:17:50Oh my gosh!
01:17:51I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:17:57the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam,
01:18:03for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:17you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison
01:18:21and take it out of the present
01:18:22before it's too late!
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal!
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her
01:18:58and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one
01:19:02that would be going to prison
01:19:03once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here
01:19:08to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine
01:20:01if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes
01:20:06to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you
01:20:11than human lives.
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:23and I just invented
01:20:25the best biomedical products
01:20:27in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me
01:20:29for that little mishap, right?
01:20:31Madam President,
01:20:33you've recovered now.
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me
01:20:40my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her
01:20:47until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:52Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me
01:20:57the billion-dollar...
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman
01:21:04so vile,
01:21:05so ugly on the inside,
01:21:06it makes me want to plummet.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish
01:21:10these impostors
01:21:11for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:16the goddess healing
01:21:17saved me and my son
01:21:19during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen
01:21:22the goddess healer
01:21:23herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:26And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:42What?!
01:21:46Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are
01:22:00the goddess of healing,
01:22:01aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think
01:22:03I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it
01:22:06a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth
01:22:11as a normal person,
01:22:13to help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man
01:22:15I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you
01:22:22who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away
01:22:24just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once
01:22:29my fiancé and best friend,
01:22:30but after everything
01:22:32you've done,
01:22:33I'm officially
01:22:34getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please.
01:22:36I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know
01:22:37you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter
01:22:42who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person,
01:22:46and you ruined that
01:22:48the moment
01:22:48that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife
01:22:52because she is the most
01:22:53beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one
01:23:25that came onto me,
01:23:26you himbo!
01:23:28Please, Trixie,
01:23:29give me another chance.
01:23:31I want to be rich again.
01:23:33I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground
01:23:36you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance
01:23:38to apologize,
01:23:39but it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself.
01:23:45You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons
01:23:51of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55This is all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:58It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you
01:24:00for your money.
01:24:01You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see yourself now.
01:24:05Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using
01:24:09these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13just like you.
01:24:14I knew you'd uphold
01:24:16our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly
01:24:22to change the world
01:24:23one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well,
01:24:26let's not let this wedding
01:24:28go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait,
01:24:33what if we just got married?
01:24:34Right now.
01:24:36Yes!
01:24:37Well!
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:42to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
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