00:28I'll see you next time.
00:35Let's go.
01:08Oh, well, this is awkward.
01:14I didn't realize the heist had such a specific dress code.
01:19And here I came in my Easter vest.
01:26What the fuck is that thing?
01:28It's a rabbit?
01:30I don't care what it is.
01:32Kill it.
01:32Oh, there's no need for that, Americans.
01:37The most dependable of your species.
01:40Anything that doesn't fit your narrow understanding, you shoot, bomb, or burn without hesitation.
01:48And look where it's gotten you.
01:51Four so-called soldiers of fortune stealing common stones for a mere 2.5 million.
01:59When there's something right in front of you that is beyond earthly value.
02:05Wait.
02:06How do you know the price we were offered?
02:08I was the one who offered it.
02:20The Force Edge.
02:22Sword of the Demon Knight, Sparta.
02:26Ironic, isn't it, that such a holy place would house the most powerful weapon of hell.
02:32Then again, hell, as you call it, has always been the true heart of human religion.
02:40You can curb the worst of your savageries only through collective fear and hatred of another world.
02:48My world.
02:50You talk a lot for a rabbit.
02:53Take what you want, as long as you still pay Rampart for this operation.
02:57Rest assured, you will be paid for everything you're owed.
03:32Here we stand together on the threshold of a new age.
03:38The age of the demon.
03:41This world is about to become much, much larger.
03:47Well...
03:48Not for you.
03:50Not for you.
04:26Not for you.
04:35Sorry.
04:36Sorry.
04:38Excuse me.
04:40Excuse yourself, lady.
04:45Asshole!
05:04Goddammit, Ellie. What now?
05:15You always pick the worst possible time, don't you? If I didn't know better, I'd swear you did this on
05:20purpose.
05:43Please, take me. Don't hurt my tongue.
05:50What, darling?
05:55Hey, look. The Three Stooges came out to play.
06:22Jackpot!
06:35Jackpot!
06:37Never stay alive!
06:41The way this usually goes is I do that, then drop a killer one-liner.
06:45But I'm drawing a complete blank right now. This never happens to me, I swear.
06:50Okay, wait. I got one. Pretend I just shot that guy.
06:53Bang!
06:56Man, Skeletor did not hold up since the 80s.
07:00Not my best work, but you get it.
07:05Um, I don't know how to thank you. You saved our lives.
07:10That is why you're here, right? To save us?
07:14More or less. There have been other attacks in the area. My client hired me to look into it.
07:19Your client? What kind of work do you do, exactly?
07:24Demon hunting.
07:25Wait. You're telling me... they were actually...
07:29What, those guys? Those were just low-level demons.
07:32I'm gonna worry.
07:41Cute kid.
07:43We really should be getting home now. Shouldn't we, Ellie?
07:47Say goodbye to the nice man.
08:03Stop! What are you doing? That's my baby!
08:06No, it's not all...
08:18Dammit.
08:55Rollin', rollin', rollin'
08:56Hey ladies, hey fellas
08:58And the people that don't give a
09:01All the lovers, all the haters
09:03And all the people that call themselves players
09:06Hot mamas, pimp daddies
09:09And the people rollin' up in caddies
09:11Hey rockers, hip hoppers
09:14And everybody all around the world
09:16Hands up, hands down
09:19Tell me what you gonna do now
09:22Hands up, hands down
09:24Tell me what you gonna do now
09:26Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
09:29Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
09:32Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
09:48This is the first image released from last night's
09:52Vatican City bombings
09:53That have shocked and horrified the entire world
09:55The suspect appears to have two strange protrusions on his back
09:59That are shaped almost like wings
10:03A world in mourning
10:05One question weighs on the minds of all
10:08Who could be responsible?
10:11The radical left is already using this to push their agenda
10:14That America should step down from our role as quote unquote global policemen
10:18But as the greatest country on earth
10:20We have a moral responsibility to lead
10:23Not to mention, the surveillance image clearly shows some sort of weaponized wingsuit
10:28That is not any U.S. military technology that I know of
10:31Exactly
10:32With tech like that, it was probably the Russians
10:36Now, the government, the corporatists that own it
10:39And their loyal propagandists in the news media want you to blame the Russians
10:45How stupid do they think we are, folks?
10:48This was a strike against God himself
10:51Carried out by a sophisticated network of terrorist demons
10:55From hell!
10:59Ah, terrorist demons
11:01I don't...
11:02You hear about this?
11:03I think I missed that one in Sunday school
11:06You ever heard of a terrorist demon, Phil?
11:09Sure
11:09My ex-wife
11:15The attacks were perpetrated by what appears to be
11:17A sophisticated network of terrorist demons
11:20This can't be serious
11:21It makes us look bad enough that our Rampart boys were in there
11:24Now we're gonna really entertain them
11:26Dr. Fisher is one of the foremost theoretical physicists in the world
11:30I assure you, he is serious
11:32My apologies, Mr. Vice President
11:35Let me wrap this around my brain
11:37How can you be sure that these things were...
11:40Demons?
11:42The same way that any criminal has identified, Mr. President
11:45My team tested DNA samples from the scene
11:48And you know what demon DNA looks like?
11:51Demons, since we're using that colloquial term
11:53Are a related but separate evolutionary branch from Homo sapiens
11:58They are natives of another universe
12:00One that exists parallel to our own
12:02My current hypothesis is that one of our common ancestors
12:06Found their way into this other universe
12:09Where they adapted and became stronger
12:11Able to survive the more hostile environment there
12:14You mean hell?
12:15Just to be clear
12:16The hostile environment you're talking about is hell
12:21Mythology exists to explain reality
12:24Why do you think every culture on Earth tells the same stories about demons and the underworld?
12:31We've discovered an interdimensional rift that acts as a bridge between the two universes
12:36However, it has been blocked for millennia by a field of quantum interference
12:41Naturally occurring disruptions in this field sometimes create what one might term
12:47Portals
12:48Which allow lesser demon types to enter into our world
12:51Luckily, these portals aren't stable enough to accommodate larger, more complex molecular structures
12:57Uh-huh, right
12:59Which means...
13:01Which means the big demons are stuck on the other side
13:03Who do you work for exactly, Doctor?
13:08Dark Realm Command
13:10Darkcom, as our PR department insists we call it
13:13Darkcom is an independent dimensional security firm
13:16Funded by private investments
13:18Such as my own
13:23Sir, you have to see this
13:28Sword of the demon knight, Sparda
13:30Sparda?
13:31Now that's interesting
13:33It looks like that sword is all he took
13:48The gates of hell are what the open source now
13:52To any sapiens wishing, join the celebration
13:56If you want to get a rabbit
13:58Find the hunter
14:01Hope to see you all there
14:08My god
14:10All the last guy I had to worry about was Saddam Hussein
14:13I already got bio-organic weapons I gotta deal with
14:18And now you're telling me there's demons crawling up out of hell?
14:22You heard the doctor
14:23This is no longer a matter of religion
14:25It's science
14:26The word of the lord has been proven beyond dispute
14:30Hell is real
14:32And the holy war is here
14:34If you want to catch a rabbit, find the hunter
14:37I believe the demon is toying with us
14:40Giving us a clue to its next move
14:42We need to figure out who this hunter is
14:45Which can only mean
14:46A demon hunter
14:48Find every demon hunter you can
14:50And bring them to me
14:57What he said
15:26Right on time
15:27Your usual is waiting on the bar
15:29Thanks
15:30I need it today
15:32Ow
15:35Ow
15:37Ow
15:39Ow
15:40Ow
15:42Ow
15:42Ow
15:43Ow
15:43Ow
15:44Ow
15:54Ow
15:55Ow
15:55Ow
15:55Ow
15:56Ow
15:57Ow
15:57Ow
15:58Ow
16:05Ow
16:06Ow
16:06Ow
16:09Ow
16:13Ow
16:14Ow
16:15Ow
16:16Ow
16:16Ow
16:17Ow
16:17Ow
16:17Ow
16:18Ow
16:19Ow
16:19Ow
16:19Today, leaving so soon, we have much to catch up on, brother.
16:26No.
16:31You're...
16:33dead.
16:35Oh, I'm here.
16:38In the flesh!
16:55Oh, you're that demon baby from earlier.
17:23I don't know anything about any of this!
17:25I just press up the scampi...
17:33A rabbit demon, huh?
17:35Yeah, maybe I heard something like that.
17:38Talk.
17:42I know a guy.
17:44He's a broker for demon hunters and mercenaries.
17:47A hustler who feeds off the bottom of the bottom feeders.
17:51Last time I saw him, he told me how he set up this job for a talking.
17:55A fucking bunny.
17:56I didn't give him much thought, coming from a serial liar and a drunk.
18:01But maybe he was lying.
18:03If we can corroborate this...
18:05It means the white rabbit was operating here, in New York.
18:09Give me a name!
18:12Enzo Perino!
18:13Go, go, go!
18:14Huh?
18:21Coming through, coming through!
18:22Move it!
18:23Move it!
18:24Ooh, nice breath!
18:25Ooh, sorry sweetheart!
18:26Oh, what?
18:29Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:32Oh, oh!
18:34Huh?
18:42Oh?
18:44Oh, ah!
18:44Ah!
18:56do it for free you guys should really learn how to negotiate properly tell us about the white
19:01rabbit that's what this is about yeah i know who you mean he showed up at my office with a
19:08job
19:09that needed expediting and that didn't seem strange to you a six foot talking rabbit
19:15in my line of work that's a slow tuesday some demons making noise over on the west side that
19:21he wanted clipped calling too much attention to themselves and whatnot why what did it matter to
19:26him you know i saw the price he was offering and i must have forgot to ask one thing about
19:32it that
19:32struck me as funny he had a particular demon hunter he wanted me to hire wouldn't take anyone else
19:38who kid named dante ah sweet kid bit of a troubled past though you know how it is dad not
19:49around
19:50mom and twin brother brutally murdered by demons you know that sort of thing listen the white
19:56rabbit told us to find the hunter stands to reason it's the same hunter that the rabbit personally
20:02requested dante last name unknown looks like he also works as a standard hired gun oh and if half of
20:10what i'm reading here is true his capabilities are extraordinary what else do we have on him
20:16anything that explains the rabbit's interest hmm he's recorded as going a wall from five separate jobs
20:23why it just says uh got bored
20:32and oh my dad brother a little bit much personally i'm stuck with being a creepy baby it was working
20:54for you
21:04so
21:05uh
21:06uh
21:32You've been trying really hard to steal my necklace.
21:36Why is that?
21:37The irony that I'm the shapeshifter, and you're the one who doesn't know what you are.
21:59Every time.
22:02I heard a rumor once about demons who are too powerful to cross over.
22:08So, they learned how to project their consciousness into our world and possess stuff, poltergeist style.
22:15You ask me, that's what this white rabbit is.
22:18A possessed kid's toy.
22:20Now, from what I sensed, he's way more than just a regular hell dweller.
22:24I didn't ask.
22:25Look, look, look, that's all I know.
22:27If you're after his location, I can't help you.
22:30Only saw him the one time.
22:31We know his location already.
22:33A man-sized rabbit can only avoid notice for so long, even in this labyrinth of sin.
22:39It don't say.
22:40Hey, so, you sent a team in after him then, huh?
22:44Let me guess.
22:45There were no survivors.
22:49Only one.
22:54I have an idea.
22:55Ask him about the sword, sir.
22:57The sword of Sparda.
22:59What do you know about it?
23:00Sparda!
23:01Ha!
23:02Boy, that takes me back.
23:03All I know is the old story.
23:06Sparda was an ancient demon back in the days when the two realms were still joined.
23:11Who sided...
23:12Who sided with humans to fight his own kind.
23:14The champion of hell.
23:15Until he turned against its king.
23:17I know this story.
23:18What does the sword have to do with it, though?
23:22I'm getting to it!
23:23So, being such a swell guy, Sparda takes it on himself to protect humanity by casting a spell.
23:30Creating a war between the realms, so to speak.
23:33It was the power of his sword, apparently, that let him do it.
23:37With the help of a magic amulet, which he splits in two pieces to make it harder to find.
23:44Ugh, smells like some millennial bullshit to me.
23:48That's it.
23:48Of course.
23:50Look, look at the sword here.
23:51You see that empty slot in the hilt?
23:53As though it was meant to hold something?
23:55I had theorized that the quantum interference blocking the rift between realms was broadcast by some form of transmitter.
24:01Demon technology may look medieval, but their understanding of quantum principles is far more advanced than our own.
24:09This amulet is the transmitter.
24:12Each half of it generates one half of the signal, and Sparda's sword is the decoder.
24:18If one were to bring both halves of the amulet together and place it into the sword, the transmission would
24:23cease.
24:23There would be no more interference.
24:26There would be no more interference.
24:26No more war.
24:27The realms would be open to each other without limit.
24:30You're talking about Armageddon?
24:31Yes.
24:33You must understand what will happen.
24:35The demon who makes other demons wake up in a cold sweat will be on our doorstep.
24:40We'll throw everything we have at it, only to discover that it's not just him.
24:46It's a world full of them.
24:49Our civilization will be overrun.
24:52We won't let it be.
24:54This is Darkom's purpose.
24:56This is our divine charge.
24:59To be the last line of defense against the inferno.
25:02Right.
25:03Our divine charge.
25:05If the rabbit was after the sword, he must be trying to open the rift,
25:09which means he'll also need the two amulet pieces.
25:12He already has one.
25:15And, uh, not to be an alarmist or anything, he's about to get the other one.
25:19Mr. Sir, Vice President?
25:20Baines?
25:21Mr. Vice President Baines, sir?
25:23The one who survived.
25:24Ah, good to see you up, soldier.
25:27What did that to your face?
25:29Rabbit claws, sir?
25:31Who let you down here?
25:32Why aren't you in the infirmary?
25:34I have extremely sensitive information pertaining to, uh,
25:36concerning regards to the end of the world, sir?
25:40I had to deliver, sir.
25:41As in, in person?
25:43To your person?
25:44Sir.
25:45I heard the rabbit say something after he'd done this.
25:48He was pissed off.
25:49He was furious, sir.
25:51He knows where the other half of the amulet is.
25:53And he tried to get it back already.
25:54But his plan failed.
25:56He's gonna try again.
25:57Soon.
25:57His plan.
25:59What was the plan?
26:01I-I don't know.
26:02Something about hiring someone for a setup job.
26:04Or something.
26:05Whoever it was, that's who has the other piece.
26:07Sir.
26:13Dante.
26:35I-yeah.
26:38Okay.
26:40He-he.
26:44Game over!
27:11Freedom reign, we are falling, the light is calling, tears inside me, calm me down.
27:29Midnight calling, midst of resolving, crown me with the pure green leaf.
27:44Praise to my Father, blessed by the water, black night, dark sky, the devil's cry.
28:14.
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