00:05You
00:35Let's go.
01:08Oh, well, this is awkward.
01:14I didn't realize the heist had such a specific dress code.
01:19And here I came in my Easter vest.
01:26What the fuck is that thing?
01:28It's a rabbit?
01:30I don't care what it is.
01:32Kill it.
01:32Oh, there's no need for that, Americans.
01:37The most dependable of your species.
01:40Anything that doesn't fit your narrow understanding, you shoot, bomb, or burn without hesitation.
01:48And look where it's gotten you.
01:51Four so-called soldiers of fortune stealing common stones for a mere 2.5 million.
01:59When there's something right in front of you that is beyond earthly value.
02:05Wait.
02:06How do you know the price we were offered?
02:08I was the one who offered it.
02:20The Force Edge.
02:22Sword of the Demon Knight, Sparta.
02:26Ironic, isn't it, that such a holy place would house the most powerful weapon of hell.
02:32Then again, hell, as you call it, has always been the true heart of human religion.
02:40You can curb the worst of your savageries only through collective fear and hatred of another world.
02:48My world.
02:50You talk a lot for a rabbit.
02:53Take what you want, as long as you still pay Rampart for this operation.
02:57Rest assured, you will be paid for everything you're owed.
03:32Here we stand together on the threshold of a new age.
03:38The age of the demon.
03:41This world is about to become much, much larger.
03:47Well...
03:48Not for you.
03:50Not for you.
04:17Not for you.
04:20Oh, that's fine.
04:22No, I'm not for you.
04:24Yeah, no, I'm not.
04:27No, I'm like, our lady's gonna die.
04:35Sorry.
04:36So-
04:37Hey!
04:39Excuse me.
04:40Excuse yourself, lady.
04:44Asshole!
05:03Oh, goddammit, Ellie. What now?
05:15You've always picked the worst possible time, don't you? If I didn't know better, I'd swear you'd did this on
05:20purpose.
05:21Kiss.
05:43Please, take me. Don't hurt my tongue.
05:51Thanks, darling.
05:55Hey, look. The Three Stooges came out to play.
06:22Jackpot!
06:23Jackpot!
06:23Jackpot!
06:24Jackpot!
06:27Jackpot!
06:43Jackpot!
06:44Jackpot!
06:44Jackpot!
06:50Jackpot!
06:51Jackpot!
06:55Jackpot!
07:19Jackpot!
07:22Jackpot!
07:23Jackpot!
07:36Jackpot!
07:40Jackpot!
07:45Jackpot!
07:47Jackpot!
08:01Jackpot!
08:03Jackpot!
08:04Jackpot!
08:17Jackpot!
08:18Dammit!
08:48Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
08:56Hey, ladies, hey, fellas, and the people, don't give a f—
09:01All the lovers, all the haters, and all the people that call themselves players.
09:06Hot mamas, pimp daddies, and the people rolling up in caddies.
09:11Hey, rockers, hip-hoppers, and everybody all about the world.
09:16You're out of your way, now go back
09:18Hands up, now hands down
09:19Tell me what you gonna do now
09:21Breathe in now, breathe out
09:23Hands up, now hands down
09:24Tell me what you gonna do now
09:26Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
09:29Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
09:32Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
09:48This is the first image released from last night's Vatican City bombings that have shocked and horrified the entire world
09:55The suspect appears to have two strange protrusions on his back that are shaped almost like... wings
10:04A world in mourning
10:05One question weighs on the minds of all
10:09Who could be responsible?
10:10The radical left is already using this to push their agenda that America should step down from our role as
10:16quote unquote global policeman
10:18But as the greatest country on earth, we have a moral responsibility to lead
10:23Not to mention, the surveillance image clearly shows some sort of weaponized wingsuit
10:28That is not any US military technology that I know of
10:32Exactly! With tech like that, it was probably the Russians!
10:36Now, the government, the corporatists that own it, and their loyal propagandists in the news media want you to blame
10:43the Russians!
10:45How stupid do they think we are, folks?
10:48Huh?
10:49This was a strike against God himself!
10:52Carried out by sophisticated network of terrorist demons!
10:55From hell!
10:59Ah, terrorist demons!
11:01I don't...
11:02You hear about this?
11:03I think I missed that one in Sunday school
11:06You ever heard of a terrorist demon, Phil?
11:09Sure! My ex-wife!
11:15The attacks were perpetrated by what appears to be a sophisticated network of terrorist demons
11:20This can't be serious!
11:21It makes us look bad enough that our rampart boys were in there!
11:24Now we're gonna really entertain them!
11:26Dr. Fisher is one of the foremost theoretical physicists in the world
11:30I assure you he is serious
11:32My apologies, Mr. Vice President
11:35Let me wrap this around my brain
11:37How can you be sure that these things were...
11:41Demons?
11:42The same way that any criminal has identified, Mr. President
11:45My team tested DNA samples from the scene
11:48And you know what demon DNA looks like?
11:51Demons, since we're using that colloquial term
11:53Are related but separate evolutionary branch from homo sapiens
11:57They are natives of another universe
12:00One that exists parallel to our own
12:02My current hypothesis is that one of our common ancestors
12:06Found their way into this other universe
12:09Where they adapted and became stronger
12:11Able to survive the more hostile environment there
12:14You mean hell
12:15Just to be clear
12:16The hostile environment you're talking about is hell
12:21Mythology exists to explain reality
12:24Why do you think every culture on earth tells the same stories about demons and the underworld?
12:31We've discovered an interdimensional rift that acts as a bridge between the two universes
12:36However, it has been blocked for millennia by a field of quantum interference
12:41Naturally occurring disruptions in this field sometimes create what one might term portals
12:48Which allow lesser demon types to enter into our world
12:51Luckily, these portals aren't stable enough to accommodate larger, more complex molecular structures
12:57Uh-huh, right
12:59Which means?
13:01Which means the big demons are stuck on the other side
13:03Who do you work for exactly, doctor?
13:08Dark Realm Command
13:10Darkcom, as our PR department insists we call it
13:13Darkcom is an independent dimensional security firm
13:16Funded by private investments
13:18Such as my own
13:22Neighbor spain
13:23Sir, you have to see this
13:28Sword of the demon knight Sparda
13:30Sparda?
13:31Now that's interesting
13:33It looks like that sword is all he took
13:35It looks like that sword is all he took
13:52To any sapient wishing, join the Celebration.
13:56If you want to get a rabbit, find the Hunter.
14:01Hope to see you all there.
14:07My god.
14:10All the last guy I had to worry about was Saddam Hussein.
14:14I already got bio-organic weapons I gotta deal with.
14:18And now you're telling me there's demons crawling up out of hell?
14:22You heard the Doctor. This is no longer a matter of religion. It's science.
14:27The word of the Lord has been proven beyond dispute. Hell is real.
14:32And the holy war is here.
14:35If you want to catch a rabbit, find the Hunter.
14:38I believe the demon is toying with us, giving us a clue to its next move.
14:42We need to figure out who this Hunter is, which can only mean-
14:46The demon hunter.
14:48Find every demon hunter you can, and bring them to me.
14:57What he said?
15:26The demon hunter is finding serious, up to myself!
15:27The many 되지 hunters have rooted.
15:29Thanks. I need it today.
16:01Go!
16:16Get them out of here! Go!
16:19Dante...
16:20Leaving so soon?
16:22We have much to catch up on, brother.
16:25No.
16:31You're...
16:33dead.
16:35Oh, I'm here.
16:37In the flesh!
16:55Oh, you're that demon baby from earlier.
16:57Oh, I'm here.
16:58Oh, I'm here.
16:59Oh, I'm here.
17:00Oh, I'm here.
17:21Oh, I'm here.
17:34Oh, I'm here.
17:38Oh, I'm here.
17:41Oh, I'm here.
17:48The demon feeds off the bottom of the bottom feeders.
17:51Last time I saw him...
17:53...they told me how he'd set up this job for a talking bunny.
17:56I didn't give him much thought.
17:58Coming from a serial liar and a drunk.
18:01But maybe he wasn't lying.
18:03If we can corroborate this...
18:05It means the White Rabbit was operating here, in New York.
18:09Give me a name.
18:12Enzo Perino!
18:13Go, go, go!
18:21Coming through! Coming through!
18:22Move it! Move it!
18:25Sorry sweetheart!
18:44What we thought you should know, I'll tell you anything you ask me about any subject.
18:51Now, let's talk compensation, okay?
18:56Do it for free. You guys should really learn how to negotiate properly.
19:00Tell us about the white rabbit.
19:02That's what this is about. Yeah, I know who you mean.
19:06He showed up at my office with a job that needed expediting.
19:10And that didn't seem strange to you.
19:12A six foot talking rabbit.
19:15In my line of work, that's a slow Tuesday.
19:18Some demons making noise over on the west side that he wanted clipped.
19:22Calling too much attention to themselves and whatnot.
19:25Why? What did it matter to him?
19:27You know, I saw the price he was offering and I must have forgot to ask.
19:31One thing about it that struck me as funny, he had a particular demon hunter he wanted me to hire.
19:36Wouldn't take anyone else.
19:39Who?
19:39Kid named Dante.
19:42Ah, sweet kid.
19:45Bit of a troubled past though.
19:47You know how it is.
19:48Dad not around.
19:50Mom and twin brother brutally murdered by demons.
19:53You know, that sort of thing.
19:54Listen.
19:56The white rabbit told us to find the hunter.
19:59Stains to reason it's the same hunter that the rabbit personally requested.
20:03Dante.
20:04Last name unknown.
20:06Looks like he also works as a standard hired gun.
20:09Oh, and if half of what I'm reading here is true, his capabilities are extraordinary.
20:14What else do we have on him?
20:16Anything that explains the rabbit's interest?
20:19Hmm.
20:20He's recorded as going AWOL from five separate jobs.
20:24Why?
20:25It just says, uh, got bored?
20:32And...
20:33I'm...
20:36I'm...
20:36Oh, he is the you!
20:40And...
20:40Oh!
20:46Woo!
20:46Woohoo!
20:47Wow!
20:48Nice enough as my dead brother.
20:49A little bit much.
20:51Personally, I was stuck being a creepy baby.
20:54It was working for you.
20:55Let's go.
21:31You've been trying really hard to steal my necklace.
21:36Why is that?
21:37The irony that I'm the shapeshifter and you're the one who doesn't know what you are.
22:02I heard a rumor once about demons who are too powerful to cross over.
22:08So, they learned how to project their consciousness into our world and possess stuff, poltergeist style.
22:15You ask me, that's what this white rabbit is.
22:18A possessed kid's toy.
22:20Now, from what I sensed, he's way more than just a regular hell dweller.
22:24I didn't ask.
22:25Look, look, look, that's all I know.
22:27If you're after his location, I can't help you.
22:30Only saw him the one time.
22:31We know his location already.
22:33A man-sized rabbit can only avoid notice for so long, even in this labyrinth of sin.
22:39It don't say.
22:40Hey, so, you sent a team in after him then, huh?
22:44Let me guess.
22:46There were no survivors.
22:49Only one.
22:54I have an idea.
22:55Ask him about the sword, sir.
22:57The sword of Sparda.
22:59What do you know about it?
23:00Sparda!
23:01Ha!
23:02Boy, that takes me back.
23:03All I know is the old story.
23:05Sparda was an ancient demon back in the days when the two realms were still joined.
23:11Who sided...
23:11Who sided with humans to fight his own kind?
23:14The champion of hell.
23:15Until he turned against its king.
23:17I know this story.
23:18What does the sword have to do with it, though?
23:22I'm getting to it!
23:23So, being such a swell guy, Sparda takes it on himself to protect humanity by casting a spell.
23:30Creating a war between the realms, so to speak.
23:33It was the power of his sword, apparently, that let him do it.
23:37With the help of a magic amulet, which he splits in two pieces to make it harder to find.
23:44Ugh, smells like some millennial bullshit to me.
23:48That's it.
23:48Of course.
23:50Look, look at the sword here.
23:51You see that empty slot in the hilt?
23:53As though it was meant to hold something?
23:54I had theorized that the quantum interference blocking the rift between realms was broadcast by some form of transmitter.
24:01Demon technology may look medieval, but their understanding of quantum principles is far more advanced than our own.
24:09This amulet is the transmitter.
24:12Each half of it generates one half of the signal, and Sparda's sword is the decoder.
24:18If one were to bring both halves of the amulet together and place it into the sword, the transmission would
24:23cease.
24:24There would be no more interference.
24:26No more war.
24:26The realms would be open to each other without limit.
24:58You're talking about Armageddon?
25:22It would be the last line of defense against the inferno.
25:29Rabbit claws, sir?
25:31Who let you down here?
25:32Why aren't you in the infirmary?
25:34I have extremely sensitive information pertaining to, uh, concerning regards to the end of the world, sir.
25:39I had to deliver, sir.
25:41As in, in person?
25:42To your person?
25:44Sir.
25:45I heard the rabbit say something after he'd done this.
25:48He was pissed off.
25:49He was furious, sir.
25:51He knows where the other half of the amulet is, and he tried to get it back already.
25:54But his plan failed.
25:56He's gonna try again.
25:57Soon.
25:57His plan?
25:59What was the plan?
26:01I don't know.
26:02Oh, something about hiring someone for a setup job, or something.
26:05Whoever it was, that's who has the other piece, sir.
26:13Dante.
26:44Game over!
26:58Bless me with the leaf off of the tree.
27:07On it I see the freedom reign.
27:14We are falling, we are falling, the light is calling, tears inside me, calm me down.
27:30Midnight calling, midst of resolving, crown me with the pure green.
27:43We are falling, we are falling, and the light is calling, the pure green.
27:45Praise to my father, blessed by the water, black night, dark sky, the devil's cry.
28:15You
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