00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
02:49Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
02:57Hey ladies, hey fellas
02:59And the people, don't give up
03:01All the lovers
03:03All the haters
03:04And all the people that call themselves players
03:07Hot mamas
03:08Pimp daddies
03:09And the people rollin' up in caddies
03:12Hey rockers
03:13Hip hoppers
03:14And everybody, everybody, you're a battle of doom and now go back
03:18Hands up, hands down, back up, tell me what you gonna do now
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out, hands up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now
03:27Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:47Laugh while you can, you won't be much longer
03:51I met Dante once, worked with him on a protection job
03:55I've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade
03:59But this guy, he's something else, the way he moved, the hits he took
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him
04:07And you'll be dead soon enough if you go after him
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth
04:16Five hundred thousand
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet
04:24And a bonus if he's alive for questioning
04:29Well, all right
04:31Let's go get him then
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in
04:38So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like new jarheads to me
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation
04:52You'll deliver the package to them
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight
04:58That's all
05:06You in the cap with the nice eyes
05:08Hold on a second
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:15What you said was correct
05:18We're not jarheads
05:21We're demon hunters
05:22You're joking
05:25I know
05:25It's a lot to take in
05:27Someone walks up and tells you
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth
05:37The worst truth is that not only are demons real
05:41They're really fucking hard to kill
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods
05:46Like these
05:47Anti-demon bullets
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet
05:52But hit a demon
05:54And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA
06:00That's good to know
06:02Sometimes they pass for human
06:04They can even be incredibly convincing
06:08It's in the proportions
06:09The arms or legs will be a little too long
06:13Facial features too far apart
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way
06:18There's also something in the eyes
06:21A void
06:22Or the glimmer of a soul should be
06:26And of course the smell
06:28Vein mix
06:30Of silver
06:31And cow shit
06:39Of silver
06:40For silver
06:47Zelda
06:51The
06:53Ah!
07:12Devil spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss.
07:18Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:21Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species.
07:27That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed.
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:35Let him in.
07:42Who the...
07:43This is Anders.
07:45Your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Hops.
07:48Anders?
07:48Aren't you...
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush.
07:52I've watched your mission tapes.
07:53It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:56Uh...
07:56Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant.
07:59Got you.
08:0010-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, Chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:20Oh.
08:21Uh...
08:22So...
08:23Wait.
08:24What do I have to do again?
08:33What do I have to do again?
08:35Dante?
08:38Dante?
08:38You here?
08:42Hey, Dante!
08:44It's your buddy, Enzo!
08:48I don't know.
08:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:51Dante!
08:52Ha!
08:53You are here!
08:54Th-th-th-thank God!
08:55I-I was worried I missed ya!
08:57Hey, Enzo.
08:59How've you been?
08:59Ah, I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a-a barrel pressed
09:04to my temple right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there.
09:07I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're gonna love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting
09:17demon
09:17baby could try to steal my necklace.
09:20Crazy, right?
09:22Ha!
09:23That's the craziest thing I ever heard!
09:25Ha!
09:26Ha!
09:27Ha!
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante, honest!
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo!
09:34I'm just a kid of me!
09:35I'm not funny!
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job!
09:38The white rabbit!
09:40He's the one!
09:41I set the whole thing up!
09:43Satan, he comes into my office talking all through!
09:47Eh, I-I'm mesmerized!
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first.
09:55And then split the 500 between us.
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant
10:04rabbit tricked you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much, yeah.
10:10All right, that checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:15Just cause the job was fake.
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American green.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it!
10:27And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later, disguised as him.
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still.
10:34It was a good effort.
10:36Your brother.
10:37Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:42I keep telling you.
10:43What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:51I know.
10:52So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:04Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So, there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside, closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only because they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:20There it is.
11:22Look, Dante.
11:23Those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:31What say you just give the bling to me, and I'll take it over to him, huh?
11:35No muss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:44It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:51Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown then, and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun.
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:42Of course it's not the guy.
13:02I don't think so.
13:09I don't think so.
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:42Come on, you ain't shit, pal!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
15:03Go!
15:07Go!
15:07Go!
15:15Go!
15:17Go!
15:18Go!
15:19Go!
15:21Go!
15:21Go!
15:28Go!
15:33Go!
15:34Go!
15:47Go!
15:49Go!
15:50Go!
16:02How the fuck?
16:06Don't feel bad.
16:08I heal extremely fast.
16:09Like a superhero. Not that I'd call myself a superhero, but your mom does.
16:36Hey, Pat. Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep.
16:43I feel bad for you, Doc. Your first time in the field, and we're not even going to see action.
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking it to a combat zone.
16:53I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter the soonest possible moment.
16:56Come on, you don't want to pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here?
17:00King.
17:01What? I'm saying he's a badass.
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit and lived.
17:06I got lucky. That's all.
17:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo, yo, yo, yo. What was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself. Any explanations there, Doc?
17:17Uh, not at the moment.
17:20Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi, Vatiri.
17:26I'll be testing it shortly.
17:29Great. So the guy's some sort of super soldier, and he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality from
17:35being swarmed by the armies of hell as a necklace.
17:38Yeah, he really is just wearing it, isn't he? Kind of makes you question Sparta's whole plan.
17:45Excuse me, but, um, what's an ancient Greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta. Sparta.
17:53Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it.
18:03Sparta's the one hell-dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight.
18:07He was a demon knight.
18:09Whatever that means.
18:11Big bad warrior blah blah blah.
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus.
18:17The demon's king.
18:18Two thousand years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole.
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole.
18:27He wanted to conquer humanity.
18:29Make slaves of us all.
18:31Typical demon shit.
18:33And I guess Sparta woke up one day and realized,
18:36Hey, this is evil as fuck.
18:39So he rebelled.
18:40He fought against Mundus.
18:42Taking out hundreds of his own former legions.
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do, really.
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world of abominations.
18:53The only way to protect humanity was to seal the realms off from each other.
18:59He himself stayed on our side.
19:02Which, if that's true,
19:05he's been M.I. fucking A whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia.
19:14So maybe he is just another pit beast after all.
19:33Dante, remember me?
19:36Let's see.
19:38Seven feet tall.
19:39Face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky.
19:42I do remember.
19:43Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:45Great.
19:46Thanks.
19:47Julie just got into Yale.
19:50So, look.
19:51There's a big-ass bounty on that necklace of yours.
19:55I was thinking.
19:56You and me bring it in together, huh?
19:58Yeah, split the dough.
20:01Fifty-fifty.
20:03That's a better offer than someone made.
20:07But it's gonna be hard, though.
20:10Worth a shot.
20:12Sorry about the place.
20:14No hard feelings.
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something.
20:42Man, these dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name.
20:50Oh.
20:52Your daughters?
20:53I'm all they got, you know?
20:55So when I went to sign up for the army, because there was no other option,
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me saying,
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home.
21:01He left out the demons from Hell Park, though.
21:03Kind of wish he led with the demons from Hell Park.
21:06I'm gonna answer differently.
21:08It's time.
21:10I'm going in.
21:11Copy that, Lieutenant.
21:13You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up.
21:26Watch out.
21:26I'm going in.
21:52Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:55It's closer than you think.
22:20Of course the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:27What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:56Hey, Link!
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered,
23:21what the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:42Ripped and irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one though.
23:52You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are.
23:59And I've got the one weapon on earth.
24:41Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed,
24:44you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own all the time.
24:49Death and destruction is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me, I know all about demons' nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do.
25:00Unholy strength, but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:04I don't know, seems like I managed to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting so personal.
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is.
25:14Do you?
25:16Know that it's mine!
25:17All yours, Hellblood.
25:25No mujeres, youett.
25:29Oh, no woman.
25:31No man!
25:33No man!
25:38No!
25:40No!
25:43No!
25:45No, no!
25:46No, no!
25:48No!
25:48That's okay.
25:50Oh, no!
25:53Jackpot!
25:56Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species, prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Have our special circumstances.
26:21Insurance.
26:22Just in case we manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:44Who caught who caught who caught who caught who caught who caught who caught who caught who caught the incident.
26:50Bless me with the leaf off of the tree.
26:57On it I see the freedom reign
27:05We are falling, the light is calling
27:13Tears inside me, calm me down
27:20Midnight calling, midst of resolving
27:28Crown me with the pure green leaf
27:37Praise to my Father, blessed by the water
27:44Black, white, dark sky, the devil's sky
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