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00:19In the matter of Sir Arthur Guinness versus the Crown, in the question of election fraud,
00:25all rise for the judge.
05:22Begging pardon, Lady Olivia.
05:24Your violin teacher is here.
05:26I'll tell the endlessly patient Mrs. Cope that I will practice on my own today.
05:31On your own?
05:34Actually, Lady Olivia, I myself play the violin to a relatively competent level.
05:40Oh?
05:41You mean you play the fiddle in pubs?
05:44In church.
05:46Then perhaps today, Mr. Rafferty, you can take the lesson instead of Mrs. Cope.
05:51By way of apology, give Mrs. Cope two jars of the marmalade that I pretend to make myself.
05:59Yes, my lady.
06:16If you play Bantry Bay, it will remind me of home and make me cry.
06:27I'm not accustomed to such elegance.
06:31Ignore the elegance.
06:34Handle it like you would handle a fiddle.
06:51You want me to make you cry?
06:56Yes.
06:57I'm tired of laughing at my life.
07:50Your brother is like an eel from the river Liffey,
07:53slipping out of the grasp of justice.
07:57He's been stripped of his seat in Parliament.
08:00If people stop drinking our beer because of this scandal,
08:03all the investments sunk into the expansion will be lost.
08:06What more do you want?
08:07What more do I want?
08:08It is not me who he has left in want.
08:11It is the people of East London and the people of West Africa
08:14who have no one to minister to them since he stole my inheritance from me.
08:19You can see my condition, Uncle.
08:21I will give birth any day now.
08:23Why have you chosen me to vent your fury on?
08:25Because I believe in your heart you see the justice of my cause.
08:31Of them all, I believe you are the only true Christian.
08:35And I want it to be you who carries my message to the Liffey Eel.
08:41Tell him I know deals were done to secure his liberty.
08:44And I know who those deals were done with.
08:47His defence barrister, Isaac West.
08:50I'm predicting a predictable absurdity.
08:53The dissolute lawyer who kept him out of jail.
08:55Isaac West is the best barrister in Dublin.
08:58A licentious father of fifteen children of all denominations in all the boroughs of the city.
09:03A famous and infamous Fenian.
09:06I know a deal was done with the home rule petitioners to let Arthur Guinness walk free.
09:12For tell the Liffey Eel, I have him by the gills.
09:15And I will do what is necessary to have him pay penance for his sins.
09:45I hear, sir, that you were personally exonerated.
09:48I heard that news from Lady Olivia, who herself heard it from Mr. Rafferty.
09:53Yes.
09:54I sent Mr. Rafferty here with the good tidings myself.
09:59And after delivering the news they played violin together.
10:04Lady Olivia and Mr. Rafferty played violin together in the drawing room to some hilarity.
10:12Good.
10:13Where is Lady Olivia?
10:16Sitting in the orangey, as she loves to do while others make the marmalade.
10:20Where is your hat, sir?
10:21Lost.
10:21On the head of some beggar, I imagine, Mr. Potter.
10:24From now on, there will be no need for you to report to me anything regarding what Lady Olivia does
10:29or doesn't do.
10:32Understood, sir.
10:32And in the future, if any of the other servants hear violins being played, or any other similar noises...
10:40The servants will not hear those noises.
10:43Good.
10:46And again, congratulations on the daisle.
10:58Thank you, Sir.
11:05Hmm.
11:06Hmm.
11:08Hmm.
11:09Hmm.
11:10Hmm.
11:11Hmm.
11:11Hmm.
11:14I know it's unfashionable, but I hate to be white.
11:18I want to look Spanish.
11:21My grandmother was Spanish.
11:26You heard the verdict?
11:29There is good and bad.
11:31Edward will never forgive me.
11:33I assume because of your nature you were emphasizing it bad.
11:36Olivia, I've just destroyed the reputation of my family.
11:40Perhaps violins might not be the best way to pass the time when I'm away.
11:49Sound travels for the whole house.
11:55I don't understand.
11:58You sent him to me.
12:00At your silent request, yes.
12:02All he did was teach me a reel and then he left.
12:06My objection to violins is the noise that they make.
12:10You mean I should do things more quietly?
12:12As part of our arrangement, you will do things quietly, yes.
12:17I've spoken to Potter and he will explain to the household.
12:20I just hate the thought of the maids giggling.
12:23Of course.
12:25I understand.
12:27No, no.
12:29Nobody fucking understands.
12:31Well, you think you are alone, Arthur.
12:34Or not.
12:37Rafferty played Bantry Bay and it reminded me of that frozen fucking castle on the shore that you rescued me
12:42from.
12:43Oh, rescued you?
12:44Well, I'm your prince.
12:46I hate it when you mock yourself.
12:49You won today because you are a prince.
12:53Baptised with beer but still a prince.
12:56Why would you regulate yourself or judge yourself when no one else is in a position to do so?
13:12From now on, I will only make a noise in your causes.
13:17We will do great things together.
13:21Love does not have to be blessed with a buck.
13:29Mr. Guinness!
13:30Not now.
13:38Oh!
13:40Adelaide, goodness.
13:41I am so sorry I kept you.
13:44You didn't keep me.
13:45I didn't have an appointment.
13:46What, I need an appointment?
13:47Edward, you have black paint on your face.
13:51I do?
13:52Yes.
13:53No, no, don't wipe it.
13:54It'll only make it worse.
13:55Come here.
14:03I was helping the painters paint a new sign.
14:06Of course.
14:07But the company owner and managing director wouldn't help the painters paint a sign.
14:13How is Arthur after today?
14:16Or is Arthur the reason you were helping the painters to take your mind off things?
14:22Adelaide, I have written to you several times with invitations to social engagements and received no reply.
14:30And there are those who would see no reply as a very definite response.
14:36I have a meeting with my stock department in ten minutes.
14:39This is more important and will help you restore your family's reputation.
14:45This is a drawing of how Dublin might look in a better and more just world.
14:51As co-chair of the newly formed Ivy House Guinness Trust housing charity.
14:56The what?
14:56Your sister and I have conceived of a way of clearing away the slums and ruckeries to the north of
15:01St. Patrick's Cathedral.
15:03And in their place, construct 110 red brick apartments built especially for poor families.
15:10Every apartment has a bathroom.
15:13There is a play centre for the children of working mothers.
15:16There is also a hostel for unmarried men, most of whom, one would imagine, will work in your brewery.
15:23There is also plenty of open space.
15:26Fresh air and pathways, where today there are gin houses and brothels.
15:32This is God's work.
15:35Yes, but God will not pay the bill.
15:40No, you will.
15:42We have estimated a total building cost of £85,000.
15:47Perhaps a little less if you helped with the painting.
15:51You know, Adelaide, you really don't have to sell anything to me.
15:57Your desire that something should happen is provenance enough.
16:02No, no, you will not consider me in this.
16:05You will make a judgment on the grounds of sound fiscal management.
16:10I am not part of the arrangement.
16:13I will leave these drawings with you.
16:16Your sister will show you many others.
16:18You would be helping to change the world one brick at a time,
16:21and you won't even be late for your next meeting.
16:26Oh, Adelaide.
16:31I am taking no reply.
16:34Just keep trying.
16:44Fuck.
16:52Your car is fondant, sir.
17:01Dearest cousin, I have met some fine, ambitious gentlemen
17:05and feel confident that our plan for the conquest of America
17:09is about to set new records.
17:11The future holds much promise
17:14for the international acclaim of the Guinness Brewery.
17:17I have hit on a fine plan
17:19to smooth our path once and for all.
17:24Excuse me, gentlemen.
17:25Can I ask you?
17:27Warren, come on.
17:28It's business.
17:29Warren, come on.
17:30Can I ask you?
17:32Why are you proud Irishman
17:33not drinking Guinness?
17:35You may have noticed
17:35everyone else in New York is drinking it.
17:37Because we're drinking whiskey.
17:39You will have seen advertisements for Guinness
17:40in bears from the Battery to the Park.
17:44I can tell you this.
17:45Bear is much too small a word for it.
17:47The elixir.
17:50Hey, Jesus.
17:51That's my grace.
17:53For the morning Jew of Ireland.
17:56It also serves to stiffen your erection
17:58to the extent that your cock resembles
18:00one of those steel bolts
18:01they used to hold together steamships.
18:04And like a steamship,
18:05you would plow on through the storm
18:08of your wife or mistress's passion
18:09all fucking night long
18:11for their recourse to call into heaven.
18:14Even for a piss.
18:17Now, the consequence of that bottle
18:19that you're drinking
18:20is the conception of a child
18:21and that child is a boy.
18:23I'd like you to name him Byron.
18:26After me.
18:27Byron.
18:28Now you fucking come on.
18:33Byron Head is
18:35conquering the United States of America
18:37one Irishman at a time.
18:39Byron,
18:40in the hierarchy of the Brotherhood
18:42I merely had a policy
18:44and the man that you're about to meet
18:46is the head of killing people
18:48and disposing the bodies.
18:50So you'd be on your best behavior
18:52or your next drink
18:53will be a mouthful
18:54in the Hudson River.
18:55Can you hear me?
19:10Okay.
19:13Introductions.
19:15Now, I'm only speaking English
19:16because some of our American friends
19:18do not have a mother tongue.
19:20But our hearts are pure Irish.
19:24Amen, Dad.
19:26As a captain
19:26in the fighting 69
19:27Fenian Regiment
19:28of the Blue Coat Union Army
19:30during the Civil War
19:31and he won medals for gallantry.
19:33I know who I am.
19:34Who's this?
19:36This is Byron Edges.
19:37And gentlemen,
19:38can I ask you a question?
19:40If you are indeed proud Irishman
19:43why are you not drinking Guinness?
19:45What do you fucking say?
19:46Yeah, my question's
19:47not an irrelevant one.
19:48Byron,
19:49our agenda for this meeting
19:50is a political one.
19:51Um,
19:52my agenda is also political.
19:53I prefer serious people.
19:56Well,
19:57hear me and win,
19:58ignore me and lose.
19:59My father was hanged by the British.
20:01Hear him out.
20:05There is a family in Dublin
20:07who are, uh,
20:09very, very, very wealthy.
20:11Their name is on those bottles of beer there.
20:13And
20:14I've been given the task of
20:16representing their gentle sympathies
20:18with regards to certain conflicts
20:20past, present and future.
20:23Anyone translate for this guy?
20:34I know you have plans.
20:37Extensive plans.
20:38Bombs, guns,
20:39even an audacious plan
20:41to invade Canada.
20:42And I know
20:43they will cost money.
20:45Lots of money.
20:48So?
20:50I have a financial proposition
20:52to put before you.
20:54Which I would like you to consider.
20:57I have it on good authority
20:59that
20:59were we able to give
21:01the Irish Republican Brotherhood
21:02bare 15%
21:04Fuck!
21:05on every bottle of Guinness
21:07sold in these fine American cities,
21:09rivers
21:10of the black stuff
21:11will positively flow.
21:13No!
21:13I know we agreed
21:15to just stop our friendship,
21:17but
21:17a little money helps
21:19to grease the wheels.
21:20Being a man
21:21of fine intelligence,
21:23you will be able
21:24to disguise it off
21:25as
21:25another
21:26charitable
21:27donation.
21:28Your devoted servant
21:30and brother
21:31in arms,
21:32Byron Hedges.
21:53Good evening,
21:54Mr. Guinness.
21:55I take it you were here
21:56to celebrate
21:57making a monkey
21:58of the magistrates.
22:00Open the gate.
22:02Go to the angel.
22:04To the angel.
22:06Where the angels are
22:08in their silk robes.
22:11I'm sorry,
22:12Mr. Guinness.
22:12The angel is closed.
22:14What do you mean?
22:15I can hear the music.
22:16Closed to you
22:17is what I mean.
22:18Okay,
22:19just stop talking.
22:20Find the key,
22:21open the chain,
22:21unlock the gate
22:22and go back to your
22:22fucking place
22:23by the fire.
22:24I'm afraid
22:25you're no longer allowed.
22:27Fucking what?
22:29I believe it's
22:29for your own good.
22:31Open the fucking gate,
22:32Bonnie.
22:32I have to obey
22:33my boss.
22:34Your boss,
22:34Rafferty,
22:35who obeys his boss,
22:36my brother.
22:37Who obeys the Lord.
22:39As we all must
22:40unlock this fucking gate.
22:42Good night,
22:43Mr. Guinness.
22:43I am Sir Arthur Guinness
22:45and this is my fucking city.
22:48Open this fucking gate.
22:52Get back here.
22:56You have no right,
22:57Edward.
22:58You have no fucking right.
23:11Hey, Mark.
23:13Edward,
23:14Edward, are you there?
23:15You prim and proper fucker.
23:17I want to propose
23:18a board meeting.
23:22Sir Arthur.
23:24I assume I'm still allowed
23:25into my own fucking brewery.
23:27I'll get to get it for you, sir.
23:29If you're interested,
23:31there'll soon be
23:32some bare-knuckle boxing
23:33on the cobblers
23:33of the Cooperates.
23:35Thank you, sir.
23:42Edward, it's my right to fuck up.
23:46I'm the eldest.
23:48Edward, who the fuck
23:49do you...
24:02I could be bounded
24:04in a nutshell
24:05and still count myself
24:08the king of infinite space.
24:12were it not that I have
24:13these bad fucking dreams,
24:16father?
24:31brother?
24:32Don't just kill me
24:33anything anymore!
24:35Fuck!
24:47There you are, sir.
25:03There you are, sir.
25:09Ellen?
25:11Ellen?
25:12Ellen?
25:15I need to ask you something.
25:17Shh.
25:28Get it.
25:28Quick.
25:30Quick.
25:35You don't think about
25:36the fucking neighbors
25:37showing up with me like that.
25:38I'm not accustomed
25:39to worrying about neighbors,
25:40but lately I am being educated.
25:42What are you doing here?
25:44I've no more use for you
25:45or your brother
25:46now that he's no seat
25:47in the commons.
25:49Well, I have use for you.
25:52And I was hoping
25:53that even though
25:53our previous relations
25:54were purely practical,
25:56that there was some measure
25:57of feeling between us.
26:03So what is it
26:04that you want?
26:06I have an associate
26:08in New York
26:09who has had dealings with-
26:10Shh!
26:12I'm not allowed men.
26:14The lad ladies' room
26:15is right there.
26:16Who has had dealings
26:17with someone
26:17who is some sort of commander
26:19in the Fenian Brotherhood.
26:20I need to know more about him.
26:22The man my associate met
26:23was called-
26:24Amen, Dad.
26:25Manhattan Battalion Commander.
26:27We Fenians write
26:28to each other as well.
26:29and the 15% commission
26:32on every bodily Guinness
26:34that your representative
26:35has agreed to
26:36is now haunting
26:37the armed struggle
26:38against the British.
26:39I agree to none of this!
26:42Fuck!
26:43If this scandal breaks,
26:44the Guinness name
26:45will be ruined.
26:46I need you to help me.
26:48Shh!
26:49Would you keep
26:49your voice down?
26:53Shh!
26:53Shh!
26:53Shh!
26:54Shh!
26:55Shh!
26:55Shh!
26:57Shh!
26:58Take off your shoes.
26:58What?
26:59Take off your shoes.
27:01I'll go to my room.
27:13There.
27:15Come on.
27:19Shh!
27:21There.
27:21There.
27:21Yer.
27:46Oh, sorry I love thisольз
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Putting my shoes back on.
27:56Why would you do that?
27:59I don't know. Propriety.
28:00Fuck. Propriety.
28:02If you put your boots on, they'll hear you walk around.
28:04Just sit down.
28:08Sit down then.
28:30There's a lot of letters and papers lying about.
28:33Because I had to come up with a new strategy.
28:36Now that your brother fucked up my previous one with his train tickets and wardrobes.
28:40My brother fucked up because I didn't keep an eye on him.
28:43It's okay.
28:45This new deal in New York is kind of compensation.
28:52I think we should drink a toast.
28:56To celebrate.
28:58I have Guinness.
29:00Or pachine.
29:01The Guinness is warm.
29:03Pachine then.
29:25The 15% in a free Ireland.
29:41Look.
29:42I want you to help me communicate to your friends in New York.
29:45There has been a terrible misunderstanding.
29:49At my next rally I will declare they have holes in their socks just like us.
29:53They have a hole?
29:55Do you not have maids to sew your socks?
29:57I don't go home much.
30:00They say you sleep in your office.
30:03Who says?
30:04Our spies in the brewery.
30:06They ask them about you.
30:08Why?
30:09Why do you ask them about me?
30:14Ellen.
30:15Do you have someone in there?
30:21No.
30:22I heard voices.
30:24Well, I was just rehearsing speech.
30:27You know the rules, Ellen.
30:29No cocks in the hen house.
30:30Yes, I know the rules.
30:32Good night, Mrs. Pascal.
30:34Good night.
30:42You're going to have to wait here.
30:43Wait?
30:43Yeah.
30:44To what?
30:45She'll be out there like a guard dog.
30:47Listening until she's had enough platinum to kill the pain in her toes.
30:50Usually not until midnight.
30:54Then again, why the fuck would you care about me getting from it at my lodgings?
30:57You could just march down the stairs and stick out to hell.
30:59I wouldn't do that.
31:00I don't march anywhere.
31:02Besides, I have nowhere else where I have to be.
31:24Edward?
31:30I guess no one's told you I own the place.
31:32Leave me alone.
31:34It's okay, Mr. Guinness.
31:35I recognize your face.
31:37Oh.
31:38Yes.
31:40Yes, you may see some similarities between my face and the faces of these illustrious gentlemen
31:46hanging on the wall, but I'm afraid that's where the similarities end.
31:50Go away.
31:52Go away.
31:54Well, I recognize your face, Mr. Guinness.
31:58You don't recognize mine, do you, Mr. Guinness?
32:04It's actually you recommended me take a job here a few years ago now.
32:09You and I met at the Angel?
32:11Down in the docks?
32:19I liked you when we first met.
32:22I think you liked me too.
32:25And it wasn't just for that.
32:32What is your name?
32:33Patrick?
32:42Well, Patrick, I would really, genuinely like to say that I remember my act of presumably post-cortial philanthropy, but
32:51I'm afraid I don't.
32:55Nights in the docks are as dark and impenetrable as a pint of Guinness.
33:06Well, I can tell you you were nice to me.
33:10You know, most of the rich half-English, they're harsh.
33:13But everyone said you were nice to everyone.
33:19You know, maybe you'd get a reward for being nice when you're in heaven, Mr. Guinness.
33:24Or perhaps you'd get a reward now.
33:56Do you mind if I take off my shoes?
33:59The feet are killing me.
34:19You know, Patrick, it's been a very, very odd day.
34:23First Milton, then Hamlet, now Kismet.
34:37The thing is, if you decide you're not going to make good on that fifteen percent...
34:41The insanity of it.
34:42It will not end well for your man, Brian.
34:44Byron, and he's not my fucking man.
34:46Except of course he is.
34:48You backtrack.
34:49They will kill him.
34:50For sure.
34:51So, why don't you just negotiate the percentage now?
34:54I will not fucking negotiate.
34:57I can hear him now.
34:59He will laugh.
35:01Are you talking about your brother again?
35:02He'll say you fucked up, Edward.
35:04He'll say you fucked up worse than me.
35:05He'll talk about your brother.
35:07An awful laugh.
35:12That's disgusting, nice one.
35:17How the hell am I going to tell him?
35:20This is absurd.
35:21What is absurd is there must have been another way for you to find out what you needed to know
35:27about Eamon's heart without coming to me.
35:33Yes.
35:36And yet you sprang instantly to my mind.
35:42What is actually absurd is that for some reason you spring to my mind quite often.
36:02And for the same reason, or a different absurd reason, you spring to mind quite often.
36:16Even though it's fucking...
36:17Ridiculous, yes.
36:21I'm sure you have some grand lady who you're pursuing.
36:24She does not care to be pursued.
36:29So some girl down the docks would be easy meat while you take a break in the pursuit of finer
36:34fame?
36:34Yeah.
36:35Absolutely.
36:36That's who I am.
36:37That's exactly why I came.
36:46Look, if I did, don't you think I could get out?
36:49You can try if you want.
36:51I really don't want.
36:53Nor is it what I want, but try if you want.
36:55I lost track of them once and not once.
36:57You mean you want me to stay not because of the landlady, you just...
37:01Because that is what you want?
37:08I think so, yes.
37:11Right now, in this moment.
37:14God help me.
37:15It is what I want.
37:16I stand in sight.
37:27Oh-oh-oh, no Oder...
37:35On its sweetness from
37:38from
37:41this
37:42dog
37:42which
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39:31Oh, good Lord Almighty.
39:38What it is to be a Guinness.
39:40What it is to be a Guinness.
40:10How much longer you'll be, as he wants to attend the ceremony.
40:14Well, tell Mr. fucking Plunkett!
40:22What the hell is to be a Guinness.
40:48Yes, I know the statistics, Mr. Rafferty.
40:5214 steam locomotives, 50 cargo wagons, 100 miles of track, five new steam engines doing the work of a thousand
41:00men.
41:01Meaning that now, this is the biggest brewery on earth.
41:06The border has done out.
41:11My brother has done a fine job, yes.
41:15What I mean to say is...
41:16What you mean to say are words.
41:17Words, more words.
41:20Obfuscation.
41:21Apologetic retraction.
41:22A reworking of the plain truth.
41:24And at the end of it, in spite of that plain truth, it would be me making a speech today.
41:28Cutting the ribbon.
41:28Not my brother, because of an accident of birth.
41:33Because that is how things are.
41:36And always will be.
41:39You could do more, Sir Arthur.
41:42You should.
41:47I've been thinking the same thing, Mr. Rafferty.
41:50A new beginning.
41:55But that wouldn't mean my wife would be left alone, boy.
41:59That is not what I meant.
42:01No.
42:02We never say what we mean.
42:08My wife will be here today for the ceremony.
42:11And she won't even look in her direction.
42:14Sir Norton has a card.
42:16And she will not be indiscreet.
42:17Because she will be born to this.
42:19Born to play these games.
42:21You were not.
42:22And I am depending on you to learn.
42:26Discretion.
42:29I trust you more than any man in Dublin.
42:34After the ceremony,
42:36I have made arrangements that you can escort Olivia home.
42:39And if anything should transpire,
42:41I trust you to tell no one.
42:45This is at her request.
42:47You will learn that everything is at her request.
42:52And with your permission.
42:56Permission given.
42:57I will she mend the same.
42:59Now,
43:00I must go and grovel to my brother.
43:15Welcome home, Benjamin.
43:17How fares the soldier in London?
43:18The soldier fares well.
43:20And the soldier's wife even better.
43:23Before we left England,
43:24I was given news.
43:26I'm expecting a baby.
43:29Splendid news.
43:30Brother.
43:31I'm sorry I missed your wedding.
43:34I was busy in court being humiliated.
43:37Of course,
43:38Edward was busy.
43:39Working.
43:40Just working on your behalf.
43:41Indeed.
43:42Water, brother.
43:43Bravo.
43:45Bravo.
43:46I take no credit.
43:47The gates of hell have been locked for good.
43:50In my case,
43:51here in Dublin,
43:52those gates have been locked for me
43:54by someone else.
43:57To which now,
43:58I give thanks.
44:01Oh, my God.
44:04Has peace broken out
44:05on the Guinness battlefield?
44:06I'm actually not sure.
44:08I imagine it's only a truce at best.
44:11Where is Aunt Agnes?
44:13We wanted to thank her
44:14for bringing us together.
44:16She was delayed.
44:17Ivy House.
44:19She has some business
44:20involving
44:21one of the cousins.
44:27Christine!
44:28Oh, where's the door?
44:31Christine!
44:32My son's in here.
44:39Leave us.
44:40Leave us.
44:41I was not invited to the ceremony,
44:43but I came here anyway.
44:44Christine.
44:45And then Edward would not let me
44:46get into the family carriage
44:47because he said Benjamin
44:48and his wife would be there.
44:49Put the gun down.
44:50I learned that he had married
44:51from a newspaper.
44:52Christine, please,
44:53put down the gun.
44:55This is a gun I once fetched for him.
44:58With it,
44:59he will help me to find peace.
45:02And I will be spared
45:03your jurisdiction.
45:04Christine.
45:06Christine,
45:06do you hear that?
45:09Anne is giving birth
45:10in the east wing,
45:13giving birth
45:14even while you consider death.
45:17Life, Christine.
45:18Think of the things you can do
45:20with your life.
45:21You can do good.
45:24Anne and Adelaide
45:25have started a charitable foundation
45:28transforming the lives of the poor.
45:31Christine!
45:32Christine, please!
45:34Anne,
45:35poor Anne,
45:37has learned to type.
45:42I, myself,
45:43am learning to speak Irish
45:44so I can talk to poor people.
45:48Of course,
45:49we will all wear gloves
45:52and there will be sherry.
45:55Lots and lots of sherry.
45:58Oh, Christine.
45:59To hell with men
46:01and their complications.
46:03Come join the women.
46:04Yes?
46:07Yes?
46:08Yes?
46:12Oh, Christine.
46:13Holy fuck!
46:15This person doesn't tell us.
46:17That's very,
46:17very,
46:18very,
46:21I'm no.
46:25I'm sorry.
46:27Oh, my.
46:34Oh, my.
46:34Oh, my.
46:35Oh, my.
46:36Oh, my.
46:36Oh, my.
46:56Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this new era in the history of the Guinness Brewery.
47:04And welcome to this new extension to our enterprise.
47:09Many people have worked hard to make this become a reality.
47:12But in truth, it has been Edward, my younger brother, who has steered us through stormy waters, working tirelessly to
47:24bring us to this moment, where huge new orders are coming in from America.
47:29And my family's reputation for benevolence and good works is becoming famous around the world.
47:35Hold thanks to my faultless brothers.
47:40Our father would be proud.
47:43And now, behold, Guinness.
47:48None bigger or better in the whole world.
48:01Meanwhile, I myself have been playing games in the corridors of power, pursuing a parliamentary seat.
48:06A futile endeavor.
48:09No, no, no, please.
48:11And it ended in a particularly painful kind of defeat.
48:16But I hereby make a vow to my brother, to my wife, to my father, myself,
48:29that I will do more.
48:33Indeed, a new beginning.
48:44I now declare that the conquest of the known world by the rolling barrels of a black stuff is hereby
48:51set in motion.
48:52Yes!
48:54Yes!
48:59Yes!
49:01Yes!
49:05Yes!
49:07Yes!
49:11Yes!
49:11Yes!
49:12Yes!
49:15Yes!
49:16Yes!
49:17Yes!
49:18Yes!
49:19Yes!
49:20Yes!
49:21Yes!
49:22Yes!
49:55That all went very well.
49:58And thank you for your kind words and words of intent.
50:03I meant it.
50:07But even though all this tranquil, I'm afraid later when everyone's gone, I need to talk to you.
50:17Brother, I need to talk to you about New York.
50:22Didn't get much done.
50:25And I haven't got much to say.
50:28Didn't have much fun.
50:30Today was a pretty shit day.
50:33I just laid in bed.
50:36And I haven't got much to say.
50:38I just hate my head.
50:41I just hate my head.
50:44I just hate my head.
50:47I just hate my head.
50:50I just hate my head.
51:02Choose life.
51:07Choose a job
51:12Choose a wife
51:18Choose DIY
51:24Choose your future
51:29Choose your future
51:35Choose your future
51:37Choose your future
52:02Choose your future
52:03Choose your future
52:19Choose your future
52:21Choose your future
52:23Choose your future
52:24Choose your future
52:24Choose your future
52:25Choose your future
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