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00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17entw
04:26no
04:28no
04:36no
04:37no
04:37no
04:41Go away.
04:59Have you heard from the blooper of the town of Ballymont?
05:03Times are going hard with him, in fact, the man is woke.
05:05He just allowed a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08As how he'd like their company that evening at a ball
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14If they found a hat of his convenience to the door
05:17The more they put in, whenever he requested them
05:20The better would the music be for bathroom and the floor
05:22With the tooth and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle
05:25Up and in the middle like a heron on the griddle
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety of fill the fluted ball?
05:36The landfill, the fluter, tipped to inch the little crooked pack
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute
05:44Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake
05:55I saw you take a fall
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course
06:01The great man stumbles
06:06There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me
06:25Which is the most pure
06:29And I will dig a well
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunbu
06:35I will erect several water pumps
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp
06:42Because as we established last night
06:44All acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of the company
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them
06:55Under the Guinness name
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes
07:05Just wanted to do something
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought
07:31Sorry about this
07:32It's fine
07:32Please
07:34Please
08:03Hey!
08:17Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:21It's a brightly.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:34Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Tea?
08:38What an oyster, tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:49It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys, leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding from the police.
09:03No, I really, no, no, please, I really, I don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault, my fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped, and therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:23And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for an election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A knighthood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:49Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone.
09:51Fuck them.
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:01However, as husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together, we will soon realize that I'm always right.
10:13Begging your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam, Mr. Rafferty is here.
10:18I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23You've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation...
11:01It is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:15And therefore, by this calculation,
11:17it is scientifically proven
11:20that the end of the world
11:22is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a sacred sermon
11:37inside the house of...
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness
11:42to be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you
11:58to provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master.
12:05Who you once compared
12:08to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel
12:12who you said
12:14you had boy the gills.
12:24By the gills.
12:25Well, there's a die, but
12:26what the hell are you
12:27by the gills?
12:29Henry, grata.
12:35Yes, my master is threatening your life.
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone to a place away from Dublin.
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London.
13:04I will not be bullied by an unrighteous Mandrake Marianne, cuckolded by his own woman.
13:15Well then, tear up the cheque.
13:18And I swear to God, here in his own house,
13:24this Sunday,
13:27when your congregation comes to this church,
13:31they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was found washed up on the rocks
13:36at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse,
13:40with lampreys riding in his trot
13:43and leeches sucking on his eyes.
14:11We're far away from heaven and we're far away from hell.
14:14Living in the endlessness and waiting for ya.
14:18The strings are getting bigger,
14:20but this house is big enough.
14:21Sir, the room is closed.
14:23They're taking down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate.
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:29Blackwood will never win.
14:52Dear Byron,
14:53I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York
15:00are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends
15:06is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust,
15:16who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause.
15:23I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable
15:39and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother,
16:09who is being persuaded to stand for parliament,
16:12which is why I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America,
16:20perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return,
16:27you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Edward.
16:37Never!
16:38Never!
16:39Never!
16:45All of the new trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look! Feel!
16:51And rejoice!
16:52Clean water in every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too.
16:57Even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles.
17:07And I know because I see the trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight,
17:13with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:18a feeling that you are actually making a difference in the world.
17:21In that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms. Each have their own fireplace.
17:30Not one kiss, Toto.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah, praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence.
17:44Edward has another woman, yes. Is that it?
17:47He is my brother. He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman.
17:54And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh dear.
17:58Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago.
18:25When the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:30Hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No.
18:39This is all nonsense.
18:40Because today is a celebration.
18:59I hate Fridays.
19:02Here.
19:02Stop complaining.
19:09As I understand from my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide, that in her opinion,
19:14Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me.
19:17Yes.
19:18I know.
19:20Well.
19:23About time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married.
19:28Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah.
19:34I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter, that you've had a letter from the leader of the Conservative
19:49Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate for Dublin at the
19:56next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something, which might have changed things.
20:30I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:52Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love, I will tell you that you and this woman in the
21:02darks can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours instinctively.
21:17However, it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company, we both grow up
21:29and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:39I will run for election, and you will go say goodbye.
22:04Hello.
22:06How are you?
22:06I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra 10 shillings a week in return for turning a blind eye to your
22:20visits.
22:20I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union?
22:40Fuck.
22:41But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness Brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:12We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I feel that it is time for both of us to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today to tell you that I have been thinking.
24:14And now I'm certain, I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose to her, to Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy?
24:35No.
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here and lie like almost every other man of my class
24:42and have two fireplaces to sit at, but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you want me.
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery.
25:07The holy sacred fucking brewery goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward, when it comes down to blood and beer,
25:14the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward, but you lie to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law replacing another, but in truth, this is you running away from me.
25:44Because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home.
25:52To where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:11Oh, when we sailed you in behind the springtime.
26:19Float all note new among my mind.
26:24You hold the note, the note just moves to move, man.
26:33Let go of the note and so move everything.
26:41I can't come to quantify the feeling.
26:48I was walking home after the feeling
26:58Taisha.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01Leave it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking
27:12Sorry ma'am
27:14Try again
27:25I was told you wanted to see me
27:29Yes
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be
27:43Good
27:48Elise
27:50Last two weeks
27:52She has been
27:54So concerned
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind
28:06Has been shared with me
28:10I sense gentleness
28:13In you and her
28:16Sex I will accept but not tenderness
28:18They are the same
28:19You can be the same
28:20She can be the same
28:22But there is nature
28:23Which might have intervened
28:30An accident perhaps
28:35I expected you to take precaution
28:37Well sometimes she insists
28:39Stop
28:44With the election coming we cannot afford scandals
28:51She is taking an awfully long time to get ready
28:53Even for her
28:55It's as if she's been forced to change into a different dress
28:58Well we should pray not
29:00What?
29:01Pray?
29:02Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours
29:08It's not God
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently
29:15The carriage is being brought around
29:32I had to choose a different dress
29:34Yes
29:36Oh dear
29:36Oh dear
29:38Now
29:38We can always
29:40Figure out a way
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this after the wedding
29:46Today is a wonderful wonderful day
29:49And there will be no lumps and no grumps after
29:51You will
29:52Smile
29:56Give me a hug
30:10Ah Potter
30:11One more thing
30:12Yes sir
30:13We're putting you on the door
30:14Hot door
30:14The door of the cathedral
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin has been drinking again
30:19He's coming up from London alone
30:20God help us
30:21If he makes it to the church
30:22Make sure you take
30:23Potter
30:23Make sure you keep him outside
30:25Yes
30:26Oh Arthur
30:26Have you remembered to put the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes yes yes
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke about clean water being more precious than vintage
30:35champagne
30:35Edward look at me
30:37Please
30:39Your Guinness
30:40Sir Edward your carriage awaits
31:01Edward and Agilestus
31:04Edward and Agilestus
31:14Someone please shut that child up.
31:16Arthur!
31:21Benjamin.
31:22Benjamin!
31:24I know too, aren't you?
31:26Husband.
31:48There's nothing to see here, move on.
32:17What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding and you had too much to drink.
32:22You must have fallen asleep.
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you.
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes.
32:42I knew what would happen.
32:44They have no love for you.
32:46Penny pinch your inheritance, leave you to sleep at the table and probably laughed at you.
32:52And one of the maids told me you were here.
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone.
33:01My wife is disgusted with me.
33:06Because I'm drinking again.
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin.
33:10And I never will be.
33:15I know.
33:22Stop, stop, stop.
33:29I came here like an angel of mercy to show you what real love is.
33:33I did.
33:34I did.
33:35I did.
34:05Do you agree?
34:12I did.
34:12I did.
34:14I did.
34:16I did.
34:17I did.
34:18I did.
34:20I did.
34:28I did.
34:30for me to inspect.
34:32It's a shame to waste it.
34:43Those of you ladies new to House Skinness,
34:46the rule is that copulating
34:48couples must not be disturbed
34:50and are to be cleaned around.
34:54Go ahead there, Nola.
35:04Let's do what you want to do.
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed
35:14consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion.
35:25I've been reading in the papers
35:27there's an election coming.
35:29I did.
35:30We teach the working classes to read.
35:33I also read that you're running
35:34for office again, Mr. Guinness.
35:36So if politics is back on the agenda,
35:39I imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42to hide the various indiscretions
35:44from the voting electorate.
35:46Indiscretions?
35:49Well, Edward,
35:50there were your Saturday nights
35:52and your New York arrangements.
35:54And you, Arthur, of course,
35:56your Friday nights.
35:58So now possibly is the best time
36:00to discuss what might be called
36:03an indiscretion tax.
36:06Could you, sorry,
36:08can you take a look at the map?
36:09Bonnie, this is Dock 7,
36:11where we're sitting right now.
36:12Only this is a map of Dock 7
36:14how it will look in a year and a half's time.
36:16We have swept it clean
36:17and built yet more cooperage
36:18and mash-down capacity.
36:22This area, just here, you see?
36:24Which is designated to be
36:25a new Hogshead loading bay
36:26is currently...
36:27Well, it's your office, Mr. Chappie.
36:30But of course, in order to facilitate
36:32this great big brewery expansion,
36:35your office,
36:37the stables,
36:38your lodging houses,
36:38the Angel Pub itself,
36:40will all be improved
36:42by dine-away.
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements
36:47are rather dubious,
36:50they hereby serve you notice
36:51to quit.
36:57But, since we are
36:59a famously philanthropic company,
37:02we might find it in our hearts
37:04to compensate you.
37:06You see,
37:08the days of men like you
37:10haunting these dogs,
37:11they're gone.
37:14Let's say,
37:163,000 pounds
37:18and an annual fee of 500.
37:20in return for
37:22a completely uneventful election
37:24and a very peaceful
37:27evacuation of these premises.
37:33Oh, by the way,
37:34you have one week.
37:42My price is 10,000
37:44or you can go to hell!
37:47Seven and a half.
37:50The final offer.
38:05I feel like
38:07you and I
38:07are becoming
38:08something of a team.
38:11But I really don't know
38:12what we're doing
38:12handing over the election
38:13to the New York Cowboy.
38:26The New York Cowboy
38:28is responsible
38:29for an increase
38:30in profits
38:30throughout the East Coast
38:32of the United States
38:33and Washington, D.C.,
38:34where he claims
38:35the President
38:36of the United States
38:37is himself
38:37now a drinker.
38:39Good.
38:43Greetings
38:45from New York.
38:51With my return to Dublin,
38:54our election campaign begins.
38:57The demolition of Doc 7
38:59we sell to people
39:00as proof of our virtue,
39:03as proof
39:04of our willingness
39:05to confront the sins
39:06of this sinful city.
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness
39:10is a vote for virtue.
39:15If I am to hide
39:16your excesses,
39:17I need to know
39:18what they are.
39:19I'm going to need
39:20to know the truth
39:20about the people
39:21I'm going to be working with.
39:27Up until
39:29two months
39:30before my
39:31wedding,
39:33Alan Cochran
39:34and I were sleeping
39:35together on regular occasions
39:36at her lodgings
39:37in
39:37the docks.
39:41I am
39:42the conservative
39:43candidate
39:43standing for election
39:44in the city of Dublin.
39:45I've got absolutely
39:46no faults
39:46and no secrets whatsoever.
39:49Except for the fact
39:50that I was a
39:52regular frequenter
39:53of that rat's nest.
39:55And
39:58my dear wife,
39:59whom I love
40:01in my own way,
40:03very much is pregnant
40:08with my foreman's baby.
40:15So,
40:17infidelity.
40:19Three!
40:20Sogony.
40:21Two!
40:23Lost,
40:24love,
40:24and random
40:25acts of violence.
40:27One!
40:29A more typical
40:30dubbing family
40:30would be hard to find.
40:32because it's been ages
40:33got blasts
40:34and save us
40:35back with a bang
40:36and it feels amazing
40:37going nowhere
40:37going places.
40:47Oh,
40:48it's been ages
40:48since we made
40:49the front pages.
40:50Since we're in our
40:51hiatus,
40:52back to annoying
40:52cunts that hate us.
40:54It's back to basics.
40:55A scumbag
40:56who them shameless
40:56take more than that
40:57to tame us.
40:58All your fault
40:59because you made us famous.
41:01It's bad
41:01it in law
41:02who we've seen
41:03us did the crown.
41:04New centerpiece
41:05telegraphed.
41:05Did you miss us?
41:06Are you glad?
41:07Go on,
41:07much of rest
41:08the plans.
41:08It's been class.
41:10I can't issue
41:11shot in my
41:11kiss
41:12and I'm glocked.
41:13Gakla
41:13her a nook
41:14post-geracked.
41:15Propaganda machine
41:16kneecap back
41:17all over your screens.
41:18Drunk
41:18basso
41:19maravÃ
41:19I can't
41:20add nice
41:20mass
41:20to wait and see.
41:22Because it's been ages
41:23controversy won't face us.
41:24We hold all the cards
41:25in their aces.
41:26Try to protect your kids
41:27but they'll hear us.
41:28Let the wall move
41:28when you're at
41:29take a tablet
41:29Jay,
41:30I'm thinking
41:30can't go to the cable.
41:31A cool van
41:32buon,
41:32let the truth
41:32I own it
41:33malaclava
41:33Jay,
41:34holly in the shin.
41:35Peace out for the money
41:35Jerry,
41:36my jazz rock
41:36but I want to be
41:37back in the Sunday world
41:38so I'll smack that
41:38cop with the back
41:39in my hole.
41:41Oh,
41:41it's been ages
41:42since we made the front pages.
41:44Your fault
41:44because you made us famous
41:45stick in our face
41:46near papers
41:47but we get loved
41:48by our neighbors
41:48you keep track
41:49when you're giving favors.
41:51Sad
41:52Kurtigale
41:52go well to jazz
41:53it'll hit
41:54it'll fall
41:54last action
41:55which I thought
41:55they duff the mass
41:56shame which I thought
41:57they duff the mass
41:58I handle rudder
41:59on the last
42:00nice move out
42:00these in the task
42:01it can't go ruddy
42:02now one ask
42:03on
42:04call me my face
42:05and then you're scum
42:06that's enough for the story
42:07to run
42:07sensational
42:08and that's job done
42:25123
42:27byńsk
42:27that
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