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00:06okay let's go I know we're hurry I know we got it all right guys give me a hug come
00:11on here we go
00:12all right goodbye have a great day sweetheart okay all right okay bye bud see you later see ya there
00:18you go get him in
00:37okay Richard put your head on your dad's heart stepdad okay that's um the important thing is
00:45that you can hear his heart and we'll listen to the words that he chooses to send from it
00:50can you kind of okay good and dad go ahead and get your arms around your guy stepdad
00:59okay let's um let's get your arms around your stepdad okay now let's share our considered
01:11statement okay my considered statement is hey it's okay I also got C's and it's from me to Richard
01:24um Richard hey it's okay I also got C's and I know where you're coming from and I want you
01:36to know
01:37right here that you are not average I can feel your stomach on my forearm okay yeah that's because
01:43um my my shirt's riding up a little bit because I have my my arms up above my shoulders I
01:50was really
01:50the only good at the classes why don't your clothes fit because I gained a little weight and I don't
01:55want to get bigger stuff because it's kind of a snowball effect I want to be around for a long
02:00time
02:00because of you so I'm gonna lose weight because of you okay so that's why my shirt is small can
02:07I
02:07finish with please yeah hey I just don't want you to someday get grown-up C's grown-up C's means
02:15that
02:15maybe you're in a relationship with someone who's unkind grown-up C's means you maybe don't have
02:20friendships that share laughter and those light-hearted moments that take the edge off of off the edge
02:27off of all of life grown-up C's means you're often sad a lot because you haven't discovered and then
02:35found a way to share what's wonderful about you I want you to get grown-up A's man because I
02:41love you
02:42and that just means you're happy and peaceful and that would make you way above average man
02:49let's get there together I will help you all of the time love
03:01Floyd
03:10okay thank you guys who would like to go next with this exercise
03:15this is just ripping through downtown if you're anywhere in the downtown area you're going to
03:21want to shelter in place oh boy oh boy oh thank you we're going to find some shelter ourselves that
03:34was a little too close to call Nick I'm going to want you to get some shelter you get some
03:39shelter
03:40shelter away oh hey hey hey that was rude I'm so sorry what was I referred to you by your
03:52last
03:52name when I saved you from getting sliced by that sign oh I don't I don't remember that I said
03:58holy
03:58shit Forest yeah but you saved me man rude oh hey we weren't even ever properly introduced and come on
04:10that was a pretty intense report man yeah we hung in there yeah we did I don't think a single
04:16deaf or
04:17hard-of-hearing person was lost during that cycle yeah I don't think anyone was well my good first day
04:25that that was your first day signing no no it's my first day at the station now I've been signing
04:29for like a year plus oh so you're not like hard of hearing no no no how did you get
04:39into uh I have
04:41Peroni's disease that's um I don't know if um it's I have a curve in my penis greater than 30
04:52degrees
04:53so that's Peroni's so you know what it was just you know it's a great great field report man
05:04wait wait a be way to be hey way to be you too
05:10I'm gonna make sure that you're working all of my emergencies you know uh the other cyclones
05:17flooding and flooding shit man I would love that I'm Floyd Smirnich Clark Forrest all right
05:30yeah
05:32Let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in,
05:55let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in,
06:01let the sunshine in.
06:02Let it shine on you, and when you're alone, hey, let it shine, let it shine, you got to open
06:12up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you feel like you've been mistreated, and your friends turning
06:20back on you, just open up your heart, let it shine on you, and you got to feel it, let
06:30it shine, you got to feel it, let it shine on you,
06:35let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you
06:40open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on
06:41you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart,
06:45let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you
06:46open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on
06:46you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart,
06:50let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you
06:50open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on
06:51you, and when you open up your heart, let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart,
06:55let it shine on you, and when you open up your heart
07:02Oh, yeah, Richard.
07:04What's he into after school?
07:05Um, he likes to, you want a hot dog, he likes to draw, he likes to draw birds.
07:09Wow.
07:10Yeah.
07:11Oh, wow, yeah, well, uh, what do you do at Purina?
07:14I'm, uh, like an accounting clerk.
07:18But I pretty much help everybody top to bottom with, you know, like anything accounting, so.
07:21It's Purina National, so.
07:24Purina National, yeah.
07:26Nice.
07:59Hey, man, come on in.
08:01Get in there, get in there.
08:03Well, now, we wanted to repay the favor for your cornhole thing, and what have you done?
08:07Yeah, uh, well, you know, I realize that you and Carol didn't get enough, uh, cornhole at our last party.
08:12I thought I'd give you guys another, you know, opportunity.
08:14That's, listen, let's, come bring him on in.
08:18Clark?
08:18Carol?
08:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:27What's the, uh, what's the activity here?
08:31Aiming?
08:32Aiming rocks at Clark's house.
08:34Yeah, I don't, uh, that's gonna scratch that.
08:38Let's choose a different activity, okay?
08:41Hey, man, can I get a little help?
08:42Uh, need to move the swing.
08:45Nice, fast.
08:48Okay, that's a good spot.
08:50I like that spot.
08:52Are you sure this is the best place for two little girls to be swinging around?
08:55It's pretty close to the tree.
08:56Yeah, I want to be able to keep an eye on them from the kitchen, uh, to safeguard them.
09:01Yeah, that's good common sense.
09:06Isn't that nice?
09:07Woo!
09:16Hey, so I saw this thing, uh, a segment while I was waiting for my broadcast.
09:23Okay.
09:24It was a report, it was a report about an app, uh, dating, uh, not, not, not really a dating,
09:34uh, DTF St. Louis.
09:41What's DTF?
09:43Down to fuck.
09:45Down to fuck?
09:50So, so you, you meet these people, uh, married people, it's mostly for married people, the reporter was saying, uh,
09:58who are, uh, very happy, and they want to stay in their, in their healthy marriages, but they're also down
10:08to, like, fuck, people that they've never met before in St. Louis.
10:14So, you can spice it, without, you know, creating commitments, or...
10:21Spice what?
10:24Spice your life. Spice it up.
10:31Yeah.
10:34Umpire.
10:35Yeah, you talked about that. Umpire.
10:39Carol became an umpire for some extra money.
10:43An umpire.
10:47I see her in her ump gear, like, puffy chest guard and a blazer and a mask that's puffy, too,
10:55and shin guards, and, uh, we haven't had sex since.
11:04Pretty much.
11:06When we start having sex, I'd say to myself, hey, don't think about the umpire gear, and then I'd think
11:12about the gear.
11:13And if I wasn't thinking about it, and if it's going good, I think, oh, it's going good, I'm not
11:18thinking about Carol in the umpire gear, and then I'd think of Carol in that puff blazer again.
11:22And then, just, uh, just, uh, yeah.
11:26I'm ashamed.
11:28Stupid.
11:32But those are my true ump feelings.
11:36I'm sure there's something I do that turns her off.
11:39I don't know what it is, but I'm sure there is.
11:45What?
11:49I'm not doing nothing.
11:52What?
11:57That man lived.
12:06On this page, I was afraid he was going to die.
12:13Then he lived.
12:16I'm relieved.
12:24Yeah, like, sometimes he has to go back in his Batman pages, because he gets confused.
12:30Like, wait, who is this guy again?
12:33Oh, wait, is the bank manager all?
12:36It's, uh, yeah, cooled, too.
12:41With me and Emmy, a little.
12:45What's flicked your switch off?
12:47It's just charity work.
12:49Oh.
12:52Why, why, why does it turn you off, charity work?
12:55It's good.
12:57It's not the charity part.
12:59You know, the part's cool.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Uh, it's just, she stays up late working on her charity stuff.
13:05And I'm going to get up at four.
13:07Am I a monkey?
13:10Yes.
13:10Yes, you are.
13:11You got it.
13:12You got it.
13:13You are a monkey.
13:14Oh, this monkey's got to go to bed.
13:17All right.
13:17Good night.
13:18Good night.
13:20Good night.
13:26Good morning.
13:27So our pathways, our, um, our sexual pathways, they're like, you know, maybe one day your pathways
13:37will lead back to go.
13:39Um, that would be good, or, or, uh, or my, my pathway, uh, goes somewhere else for just
13:53a little while.
13:54Then maybe comes back, you know, maybe that, maybe that would be cool, too.
13:57People do that, you know, like the, like the DTF thing.
14:01Hey.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Um, would you like, would you like to maybe go to Outback Steakhouse tonight, maybe take
14:09a peek at that thing?
14:10What, the DTF thing?
14:12Mm-hmm.
14:17I don't, I don't know.
14:22Would you be into exploring it at Outback?
14:29I don't know.
14:31It's just tonight, I just, you know, I, I was thinking about having a quiet night at
14:37home with the gang and playing a board game or something.
14:40Ah.
14:43Headbands.
14:44With a Z.
14:46With a Z?
14:48Yeah.
14:50I highly recommend.
15:03Nice.
15:05Um, great.
15:06Can you, can you actually, uh, split it, uh, between those two carts?
15:19This one didn't work.
15:22Oh, okay.
15:23Yeah.
15:23Just put it all on that one.
15:25Yep.
15:35It worked.
15:37Hey, okay, good.
15:38It's terrific.
15:40All right.
15:41I hear it's fun.
15:43You heard what's fun?
15:44Uh, headbands.
15:45Yeah.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I never played it.
15:48Okay.
15:49Okay.
15:50Okay.
15:51Okay.
15:52Okay.
15:53Okay.
15:59Hey, hey, hey.
16:01I'm going to play a cool game tonight.
16:04Headbands.
16:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:07Hey.
16:08What are you, what are, what are, you're aiming rocks at our house now?
16:12Yeah.
16:14Maybe we don't do that.
16:16Okay?
16:19Headbands!
16:22Okay, girls, not a race.
16:24Not a friendship bracelet race.
16:26Just, here you go.
16:28Where are you going?
16:30Oh.
16:32Hey.
16:33Hey.
16:33Um, safety sesh.
16:36Safety sesh?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Just going to, just going to stress test the new swing set, make sure it's safe for the
16:43girls.
16:44Aw.
16:44Safety sesh.
16:46You're a good dad.
16:48Huh.
16:49Cool.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Aw, man.
16:52Thanks.
16:53What do y'all think of that?
16:55Yeah.
17:32Am I smaller than a breadbox?
17:38What's a breadbox?
17:39It's a box you put bread in.
17:42No, we don't.
17:44No, we don't.
17:45But people do.
17:46Am I smaller than a breadbox?
17:48That is not a good question.
17:50Why is that not a good question?
17:52Okay, I think what he means is that what you are could be smaller than a breadbox, but it also
17:58could be bigger.
17:59Yeah, you didn't ask a good question.
18:02Well, I mean, it's a pretty normal question for a game like this.
18:05Yeah, it's a pretty normal question, Richard.
18:06Wait, time's up.
18:08Well...
18:08You lost.
18:09Yeah, well, I lost because you were being argumentative during my sand time when I should have been asking questions
18:16during my sand time.
18:19He's coming at me.
18:22He's being argumentative during my sand time.
18:26Why don't you just, you know, get through it, Floyd?
18:29Not make such a big deal.
18:30I'm not making a big deal out of it.
18:32I'm just saying.
18:33I think we should address these things when they come up.
18:37I think I should take it back.
18:39The game?
18:40It's like 17 bucks plus.
18:42Well, maybe we'll try again.
18:45The visa's max.
18:47Oh, well then, yeah, take it back, okay?
18:49I'm on a pair this week.
18:51I didn't say anything.
18:52Why do you have a bowl of ice?
18:53Because the ice maker is broken again.
18:55He keeps coming at me.
18:57He was argumentative during my sand time.
18:59I know, yeah, during your sand time.
19:11Hey, Carol, love.
19:14Maybe we can think of something to do before the sun goes down.
19:17Do what?
19:18Before what?
19:20Have you seen my umpire pants and my shin guards?
19:24Why do you need your shin guards?
19:26So I don't get hit in the shin with a ball.
19:28You have a game now?
19:29Two night games.
19:30One Bronco, one Mustang.
19:31You have night games?
19:32Yeah.
19:33Cool.
19:44You lost.
19:45I know.
19:47At the game?
19:48No, I know.
19:49Can you please not throw rocks at that?
19:52Do what?
19:52Never mind.
19:53Nothing.
19:58You still got that thing on your head.
20:21Hey, man.
20:22Uh, Outback Steakhouse.
20:26You still down for that?
20:32You got it?
20:33Yeah, just, just for exploring.
20:36Um, you see, we gotta make our profiles.
20:45Outback Steakhouse.
20:47Okay.
20:48Um, here's what I got so far.
20:50Rock solid profile name, because I feel like I'm a pretty dependable person.
20:56gentle touch open heart pretty good shape twilight missouri i put st louis area
21:05you live in twilight yeah but it's in the st louis area and it sounds uh like a little less
21:12suburban or something st louis area
21:18it's true it is true we live in the st louis area
21:27okay gentle touch open heart pretty good shape st louis area
21:36you think i'm in pretty good shape
21:39i'm not saying great i'm saying like pretty good
21:44you know what you should write what cares about health because it's totally true right you care
21:54about your health man yeah yeah i care about my health in the sense of like i know i'm not
21:59in
21:59great shape and i'd like to be in better shape think about how i'm not in great shape anymore
22:04all the time really bothers me clark right cares about health sounds good and it's true
22:13gentle touch open heart cares about health
22:17st louis area
22:20that does sound good that sounds like i'm in good shape even though i'm not and it's true
22:30what happens when you have a profile someone responds to your profile then you plan a meeting
22:37someplace quiet and you meet
22:42it's interesting right yeah
22:46it's interesting
22:48it's down to fuck
22:51i'm down
22:55you down
23:00yeah are you
23:09yeah i'll be cool with that
23:14i'll be cool with that
23:20yeah
23:28yeah
23:28yeah
24:28What can I do for you?
24:30You can leave the room, please.
24:33You need to inspect it.
24:34Why?
24:38Okay.
24:42St. Louis County Sheriff's Detectives.
24:46What's yours?
24:47Special Crimes.
24:49St. Louis doesn't have a Special Crimes Unit.
24:51Twyla does, which is where we are, so leave the room, please.
24:57You don't have a Homicide Department out here in the suburbs?
25:01They called us, State Office.
25:04It's a St. Louis County suspicious death.
25:07I am a St. Louis County Sheriff's Homicide Detective.
25:10Hmm?
25:12Now, I understand you need to see the room, but it's a small space, so we go in one at
25:17a time.
25:18And I'll make sure nothing gets moved.
25:20And then when I step out, you come on in, Detective.
25:26Okay?
25:35Oh, my God.
25:37Oh, my God.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:39Oh, my God.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:12This is everything, you know?
26:13This is everything.
26:14Yeah.
26:16This guy had a wife and a kid.
26:18I think Daddy wanted some private time with his male porno before work.
26:22So he found this little spot, Shuttered Pools, brought his lost dark male porno, and had a heart thing with
26:35his heart.
26:36That's that.
26:40That photograph isn't sexual.
26:43What do you mean, it isn't sexual?
26:46It features a guy nude.
26:48It's not sexual.
26:50It's foolish.
26:52What?
26:53He's discovering some kind of a lost city?
26:55Nude?
26:56What are you talking about?
26:57Yeah, it looks like it.
26:58You know, some kind of Mayan or something.
27:00You can see all the male stuff.
27:03I'm porn positive.
27:05I don't know what that means.
27:07I'm porn positive.
27:09Porn is a part of my marital sex life.
27:12That's not porn.
27:15Open your phone.
27:16Put in Indiana Jones and dicks, and you're going to see a lot of dicks.
27:19Modern dicks.
27:22Couldn't even get hard then.
27:25You can get hard as shit today.
27:28That's not porn.
27:29That's like a collectible or something.
27:32Like baseball cards or something.
27:34Yeah, but people have their own, like, shit.
27:37Like this guy.
27:38He was into, like, Lost Cities, maybe, and Treasure Hunter men.
27:43I mean, that's his private thing.
27:45Personal to him.
27:46His thing.
27:48Why is his face scratched over?
27:51In that way?
27:53His face?
27:54It's scratched over.
27:58Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Okay.
28:04Yeah.
28:07All right.
28:07I think the way this is expected to work is that you help me gather information following my lead and
28:15indications.
28:17So, find out what these fit, and I'll see what's on his phone, but he's going to be a normal
28:25sort of person, I'm sure.
28:27And the autopsy's going to say, heart attack, three miles from home, suburban dad, with his secret gay pages.
28:42Should be able to be yourself in your house.
28:45Shouldn't have to get up so early just to be you.
28:49Should be an all-day kind of a thing.
28:50Okay.
28:54Okay.
28:58Okay.
29:01Okay.
29:11Okay.
30:13Indiana Jones dicks and stuff you got when you just search.
30:16Indiana Jones cocks and asses and stuff.
30:19Wow.
30:21That dude's getting an Indiana Jones spit roast.
30:24Yeah.
30:25He's got like a Indiana Jones guy on either end there.
30:28He's having a real adventure.
30:30Yeah, he is.
30:34There's so much.
30:37Makes no sense.
30:40What does it?
30:41What the sheriff says makes sense.
30:45It doesn't, to me.
30:49Life Champions, Chapter 19.
30:52Asking someone to speak up, even when you can hear them, is a means of controlling the conversation
30:58and throwing the other person from their preferred dialogue rhythms and trains of thought.
31:04Remember, everything is a negotiation.
31:07Someone will walk away with an advantage.
31:10Make that someone you.
33:14That is a weird body. What is that?
33:17It's weird. It's supposed to be that way.
33:21Why?
33:22Better for your knees or something.
33:25Oh. I've never seen one like it.
33:28You see them sometimes. Not often.
33:32It's like a nerd thing?
33:33Yeah.
33:34Yeah.
33:37Okay, well, uh, you know, find out who sells those in Twyla and around there and find out who owns
33:41these around there.
33:44You're authorizing me to do that?
33:49Yeah.
33:52I'm gonna take a closer look at his communications.
33:56This is an arranged meeting.
33:59It's a suburb. You just don't go bumping into somebody at 4 a.m.
34:06Someone was there with him at the pool house.
34:15Yeah, two of them.
34:16You sold two bicycles of that kind.
34:18Over what time?
34:20Like three years. Same guy.
34:22Both weird bicycles.
34:24Same guy. He bought two. I remember.
34:26Do you have a record of the sale?
34:28Who you sold them to?
34:29I remember who.
34:31Because it was him.
35:03So your husband just had the one laptop of his own.
35:06Yeah, he had that one. Yes.
35:08Are we gonna get that back?
35:10Uh, we'll get it back to you as soon as we can.
35:22Detective Homer.
35:23Uh, it's the contents of his computer.
35:27Uh, the victim.
35:29We're logging all of it.
35:32Clark Forrest.
35:33He bought both bikes.
35:36The weather guy?
35:37Yes.
35:38The shop sold two.
35:39Right.
35:40He owns both of them.
35:42Clark Forrest?
35:43Yes.
35:47Yeah, uh, Floyd was, uh, a colleague and, uh, a friend.
35:52You work together here.
35:54Yeah, yeah, and, and he was a friend.
35:57Pretty good friend?
35:58Yes.
35:59Yeah, pretty good friend.
36:02Okay.
36:02Well, uh, we have a few questions for you.
36:05We'd like to do that at the station.
36:09At the sheriff's station.
36:11Today.
36:12Today, yeah.
36:13Yeah, I mean, if that's good for you, that'd be real good for us.
36:15Because, uh, well, it's, it's not far from here.
36:18Uh, so are you, uh, free to come down and we can just speak there?
36:26I, uh, do you take my own vehicle?
36:29Yeah.
36:30Yeah.
36:31Sheriff's station.
36:32County.
36:33Devane Avenue.
36:35We'll see you there.
36:36We'll see you there.
36:40We'll see you there.
36:40We'll see you there.
37:14We'll see you there.
37:14We'll see you there.
37:15We'll see you there.
37:32You own a bicycle like that?
37:36Like what?
37:38that design you know some unusual design we talked to the bicycle shop in Twyla
37:48which is where you live correct correct yeah yeah and they said that they've
37:56only sold two just two in a few years yeah same guy bought them both that guy
38:10was you and you're asking was it me at the pool house I haven't asked you that yet
38:21okay
38:25was it you at the pool house the early morning the very early morning Floyd
38:30Smirnage was killed hmm no
38:41okay
38:45okay it's okay that's it
38:52I know you could always go you're not being detained that's why we're here in
38:57the lobby I just I had some questions for you okay you need a lift home no no I've
39:05got my my way thank you what is this sir no that's just a notice that we're gonna
39:12keep your phone when you leave here today but you can pick it up here tomorrow
39:20what are you gonna do with it well we're gonna catalog your emails and text messages I think
39:28I think it says all of them in there
39:38this says that you can do that huh yeah
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43:37Yeah, you got it. Okay, so early in the week, we're going to see some...
43:46There we go.
43:49Keep it down.
43:54So you're probably going to want to bring along a sweater or that light coat as you'll...
44:02Hi, can I help you?
44:03Can you step over to me, please, with your hands exposed, please?
44:08With my what?
44:08Keep your hands out in front and step over to me, please.
44:11Are you talking to me?
44:12I am. Now, let's do what I ask, please.
44:15What is this concerning?
44:16Come over here and keep your hands out.
44:20Can someone...
44:21What is going on?
44:23You have the right to remain silent.
44:24What is going on?
44:25Anything you say can and will be...
44:26I'm doing the weather. What is going on?
44:28You have the right to an attorney.
44:45I'm doing the weather.
44:47Anyway, let's go.
44:47Come over here.
44:47Look, there you're not going on.
44:48Nobody will have the right to have the uniform은 어떻게kom...
44:48The object we need to have is going on.
44:48I'm not the same hat!
44:48Ask him or what?
44:59Rob, we're going to now report that WTGK meteorologist Clark Forrest has been arrested for the murder
45:07of American Sign Language interpreter Floyd Smirnich.
45:10The two men first worked together on a WTGK broadcast in July
45:15and have been part of the Channel 10 weather team ever since.
45:24Kind of hard to let the sun shine in, huh?
45:27Day like today.
45:34Are you...
45:35Does that mean the billboard where I'm holding the sun?
45:46I'm not afraid to talk to you.
45:50I'm not afraid.
45:52Floyd was my friend.
45:54I miss him very much.
45:58I'm not afraid to talk to you.
45:59Okay.
46:01Talk to me.
46:03Why'd you kill your friend?
46:12Cornhole.
46:14I'm sorry?
46:17Events...
46:17Events began.
46:21He threw a...
46:24Cornhole celebration.
46:25Well, not really a celebration.
46:28Cornhole party, cornhole thing at his house.
46:33What's a cornhole thing?
46:48I've been waiting so long
46:52To be where I'm going
46:56To be where I'm going
46:56In the sunshine of your love
47:10I'm with you, my love
47:12I'm with you, my love
47:15Your light shining through on you
47:20I'm with you, my love
47:23I'm with you, my love
47:25Good morning, I'm just with you
47:29I'll see you in your darling now
47:34I'll see you in your town
47:36My Jesus, my love
47:50I've been waiting so long
47:54To be where I'm going
47:59In the sunshine of your love
48:21In the sunshine of your love
48:57I'll see you next time.
49:11I'll see you then.
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