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00:05You
00:05Oh, you killed my sister. I don't care if he's your brother
00:09My best assassin rots in one of your disgusting American presents and you do nothing about it
00:17Even machine had bent a knee to the order. I want to make dinner Rex. You two better really need
00:31This is way too soon, but I love you. I love you, too
00:35Sorry, I ruined your execution Nolan. Get away from him. Mark, why is your door locked?
00:41We got to get her own place. There are fewer than 50 pure-blooded viltrumites left in the universe
01:00You ready to go
01:02Uh-huh. I was just taking my medicine
01:05I didn't even need to remind you. I'm proud of you, baby girl
01:14Did you know that dinosaurs have feathers? In movies, they look like lizards, but they actually look like birds
01:20Even the T-rex?
01:22Even the T-rex
01:25They look like giant chickens. Giant chickens with T
01:30Principal Lang showing a cookie fundraiser for library books and students that sell the most boxes can win prizes
01:36I want to sell more than anyone and win a computer
01:39Hmm, and you're gonna have to hustle
01:41Oh, she's growing taller every day
01:45You spoil her, Amir
01:47Just remember, a new computer doesn't mean more screen time
01:51I know, Dad
01:53It's Bella and Bailey. Love you, Dad. Bye!
01:57Love you, too
02:01What'd I tell you about family time?
02:04We got a problem, boss
02:23We got a problem, boss
02:55Oh, I got a problem, boss
03:03I'll have to let you
03:11Let's go.
03:37Let's go.
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08:23Let's go.
08:36Let's go.
08:39Yeah, I do.
08:41Just like your GDA.
08:42They don't abandon tools they're not done with yet.
08:50Mark, you're gonna miss breakfast.
08:52Oh, shit.
08:53Oh, no, ow, ow, ow.
08:55There's so many small things in your room.
08:57Oh, come around, I'll knock on the front door, okay?
09:00See you in a second.
09:13Oh, oh.
09:14Buttermilk pancakes.
09:17Whoa.
09:19You're right.
09:20He's still growing.
09:25It's weird.
09:26Someone's at the door so early.
09:29Hey, Eve.
09:31What a surprise.
09:32Oh, well, hello.
09:33I was just in the neighborhood and figured I'd drop by and see you guys.
09:36Why'd you fly out of Mark's window if you were just gonna come back and...
09:40Ow!
09:42Eve.
09:43Would you like to join us for breakfast?
09:45Well, I would love to.
09:47Thank you for asking.
09:49Not at all.
09:50Pull up a chair.
09:51I had Oliver set an extra place just in case.
09:54Oh.
09:55Uh...
09:57Lucky for me, I guess.
09:58That's right.
10:05So, Mark, did you get a good night's sleep?
10:08I, uh...
10:09Mark wasn't sleeping.
10:11He and Eve had a sleepover.
10:12Oliver, what the hell?
10:14Ow!
10:15Stop kicking me.
10:16They made too much noise playing and woke me up.
10:18We were watching, um, a movie.
10:21I didn't know it was gonna be that loud.
10:23Ow!
10:24Oliver.
10:25Ow.
10:26These pancakes are amazing, Mrs. Grayson.
10:28Are they buttermilk?
10:29They're so soft and fluffy and light.
10:31I tried making blueberry pancakes once, but I had way too many blueberries, and then the
10:35batter was really soggy, and then the blueberries weren't even sweet.
10:38Maybe it was the wrong time of year.
10:39I, I, I definitely think it was the wrong time of year.
10:42Yeah.
10:42Okay.
10:43Um, moving on.
10:45Mom, uh, how much does it cost to rent an apartment?
10:49Since when did you become interested in real estate?
10:53Eve and I, um, we were talking.
10:56After what happened with Angstrom, maybe it's better if we shared a place of our own.
11:04Oh.
11:06And you're seeing Paul now.
11:08You know, you'd probably like it better if I'm not walking in on you both when I come
11:12home from a big fight.
11:15You're both adults and free to make your own choices.
11:20But I like having you two around.
11:23I know, um, I like it too, but I can't live at home forever.
11:30But then who's gonna hang out with me?
11:33Hey, I'm not, I'm not leaving forever, Oliver.
11:37I'll be like a five second flight away.
11:48When you brought up moving out, I thought it was just talk.
11:52But you're actually serious, huh?
11:55If we had a place of our own, we could just be together.
11:58You know?
11:59Like a grown up couple who's in this thing for real.
12:02That is, if you want to.
12:06Nothing would make me happier than waking up in our own apartment to your handsome, drooling face.
12:12Wait, I don't drool. Do I?
12:16But, you're in?
12:19I'm in.
12:30Now we just have to figure out how to afford it.
12:33You already made a tree house.
12:35You could just make us a cool place here in the city.
12:37And put it where? The middle of the park?
12:41The city has zoning laws for those kinds of things.
12:45Oh, right.
12:46Well, maybe I can look for a part-time job or something.
12:56I know the problems your prison faces.
12:58In the past year, Payton's had five riots, three escapes, and too many attempted breakouts to count.
13:06How can I help you, Miss Wilkins?
13:09I get it.
13:11You're suffering from overcrowding, a criminally slow response from the GDA during emergencies, and a serious lack of funding.
13:18None of that is your fault.
13:22I'm here to offer you a solution.
13:24Go on.
13:26A superhero on retainer.
13:30Available and ready to handle any and all supervillain-related problems.
13:34He can fly, he's got super strength, and he's practically invulnerable.
13:38In fact, he stopped a breakout here not too long ago with minimal damage and zero casualties.
13:44Imagine having someone of that caliber just to text away 24-7.
13:51What company are you with again?
13:53You look 19.
13:54I'm the owner of a private security firm.
13:57We're called...
14:03Inc.
14:03An
14:06Of
14:12The first calls free.
14:18You failed!
14:19You asked me to bring Multipole out of prison.
14:22And out of respect I hired a team to do it.
14:25But the job went sideways.
14:27Great.
14:30Good.
14:31No
14:34Or at least not now
14:37There's too much heat
14:38They've still got that anti-teleport filled up and my sources say the prison just hired a superhero as their
14:44new guard dog
14:45Find a way to get my assassin back
14:49You have 24 hours
14:52and if I don't I
14:56Hear little Fiona's becoming quite the entrepreneur
15:10Nessa, where's Fiona?
15:13Rodrigo drove her back an hour ago
15:15What did I tell you?
15:17The expansion on the east side was the right move
15:20Fiona!
15:22Daddy?
15:27Oh, sweet thing
15:29How was school today?
15:31Everything okay?
15:32School was great!
15:34We had a math quiz and I got an A and I sold all my cookies
15:38That's my girl
15:41A tiny old man with a metal mouth bottom
15:46You're staying at home with your mom until I tell you otherwise, got it?
15:51Am I in trouble?
15:53Nah, baby
15:54It's just business
15:55Honey, what's going on?
16:00Huh
16:00I don't even know how to set up my email
16:03And you created a whole business
16:06You're incredible
16:08Thank me after we get our first paycheck
16:11And once I finish my classes, I'll be out there with you
16:15Also, the email thing, it's not that difficult
16:19Mark?
16:21Mark, wake up!
16:27What's up, Mom?
16:28I was just...
16:29Hmm?
16:31Oliver's gone
16:34If Liu wants Multi-Paul so bad, why doesn't he go get him himself?
16:38Yeah, he wants Paul back
16:40But it's about more than that
16:41It's also him seeing if you're gonna play ball with the Order or not
16:45If you're gonna be a good boy and do as you're told
16:49He crossed the line
16:50Boss, there ain't no line with the Order
16:54You think Multi-Paul is their only assassin?
16:57Hell, last guy who went up against Liu got eaten
17:01Came out as fucking dragon shit
17:04Had an asshole like Machine Head survive as long as he did
17:08Believe it or not, he can shut up when he has to
17:11But he was always angling for Liu's seat
17:15Wanted to run the Order himself
17:17There ain't a game more dangerous than that
17:25What if someone took him?
17:26Could be whoever was spying on us
17:28We don't know that yet
17:31Maybe Robot could help?
17:33Shit, do I need to call Cecil?
17:35He's got cameras everywhere
17:37Over there
17:40Let's check it out
17:41Wait
17:56It's not fair, you can fly
17:59You gotta do it without using your powers
18:02Okay, okay
18:02No flying, promise
18:07You can do this, come on Oliver
18:09Come on you got this
18:10Ready?
18:12Ready?
18:17Oh
18:19You okay?
18:21That was hard
18:22But I almost did it
18:24I'm gonna do it again
18:26You can do it
18:28You gotta lean forward more
18:29You gotta lean forward more
18:36My dad would kill me if he got me sneaking out again
18:39So would my mom
18:41You got this Oliver, come on
18:42Lean forward!
18:44He made friends
18:46Like normal friends
18:49And they're just
18:50Playing
18:51Of course he made friends, Mark
18:53He's a kid
18:53Just too bad he had to sneak out to do it
18:56Beat it, shrimps
18:57It's past your bedtime
19:00Nuh-uh
19:01We were here first
19:03We were here first
19:05Duh
19:06Why the hell are you purple?
19:08Let's go
19:09I'm getting tired anyway
19:12We're not leaving
19:13You leave
19:14I said
19:18Get lost
19:20Ooh, watch out
19:21He's getting mad
19:23Oliver can take care of himself
19:26It's not him I'm worried about
19:31Well whatcha gonna do, shrimp?
19:34Huh?
19:43What the fuck?
19:47He's got fucking powers!
19:51That was awesome!
19:53He's a good kid, Mark
19:58Honestly, Brad wasn't on my radar
20:01But after that last date
20:03He's totally grown on me
20:05And...
20:06He's like a good kisser
20:33He's a wizard
20:34Oh, hey, Ray
20:35Uh, right on time
20:39It's almost midnight
20:40Uh, yeah, I know
20:42This took me a little longer than I thought
20:46Pull up a chair
20:47I'm cooking you dinner
20:49I gathered
20:51But why?
20:52Oh, because...
20:53You said it was something you wanted to do
20:56You know, like have a normal dinner, so...
20:59Ta-da!
21:03I thought you said you didn't cook
21:05Ooh, that's what I thought too
21:06But look at all this
21:08Honestly?
21:09I'm as surprised as you are
21:11Oh!
21:12Oh-ho!
21:15Full disclosure
21:16It's from a meal kit
21:18Turns out I can follow instructions when I want to
21:22Smells delicious, actually
21:24Ooh! I almost forgot
21:28You did not get that in the meal kit
21:30Okay, so remember when the immortal told us to grab our stuff and get out of Guardians HQ?
21:36I may have also grabbed some of his stuff
21:39Specifically, a few bottles of...
21:43Chateau... something something I don't know how to pronounce
21:46You mean you stole a few bottles?
21:49Ah, potato potato
21:50I've been doing it for years and he's never noticed
21:53Besides, wine like this is wasted on a guy who hasn't smiled in 10,000 years
21:591762?
22:01Such a good year
22:02You know, other than the incurable diseases and tooth decay and people never taking showers
22:10Cheers
22:11Cheers
22:15So that's... terrible?
22:17Oh, it's so bad
22:18Quick, eat something
22:30You know that none of this, none of this is normal, right?
22:38Yeah
22:41But it's still good
22:43Thank you
22:54Haha
23:04Name and number of the inmate you're here to see
23:08Sir?
23:16Well, well, well, look who it is
23:21My own personal Judas
23:25Ah!
23:27Machine Head
23:28You don't sound so hot
23:29Don't look so hot either
23:32You think this place knows anything about maintaining a piece of quality machinery like me?
23:38I could help with that
23:40I could help with that
23:41I could help with that
23:41Cut the shit rocks for brains and get to the point
23:44I'm missing my computer classes
23:45How else am I gonna learn Microsoft Word and get a job in a fucking office?
23:52Oh, oh, I see
23:54It finally happened
23:55You had a visit from an old guy with metal teeth and a bodyguard the size of Nebraska
23:59Except they're not from Nebraska
24:03Yeah
24:03Yeah
24:04Oh, I'm sorry
24:06Did Isotope not tell you about the order?
24:09When you two assholes stabbed me in the back?
24:11That even if you crawled out from under my thumb, there's always a bigger thumb
24:17Well, welcome to reality, muchacho
24:21I hope Mr. Liu turns into that giant snake and eats you for dinner
24:26He does that, I'm serious, I saw it once
24:28It was amazing
24:30You done?
24:31No, but you are
24:32If you don't get on your knees, say you're very very sorry
24:35And do whatever the fuck Liu tells you to
24:38He wants me to break out multipole
24:42Yeah, I bet he does, missing his little murder machine
24:45But unless I missed something, you haven't done that
24:49I don't need the heat
24:50An invincible guard's a prisoner
24:52Aw, is your old super friend still sore at you after my giant space cat rearranged his face?
24:59Man, that was a good time
25:00I almost want to forgive you just for that moment
25:03But to be clear, I don't
25:06I'm still a little tiffed about how everything went down
25:10Liu also threatened my daughter
25:13And that crossed the line
25:15Oh, I'm sorry, he crossed a line
25:18You better report him to HR
25:20The order takes these things very seriously
25:23You got two options, pal
25:25One, you figure out a way to get Liu's stabby little friend out of Hawk
25:29Or two, you and your precious little family are dragon chow
25:34That's it, that's all
25:36Make a choice already
25:39You got that fancy head
25:41All packed in with transistors and other computer bullshit
25:44And you still think I'm just some dummy from the streets
25:48That's how I took you down
25:51Like I said
25:53Like I said
25:55They don't know how to maintain a guy like me in here
26:00And his friends
26:04They didn't make fun of him for, you know, being purple?
26:08They didn't seem to care
26:10You're sure he was having fun?
26:12Yeah, Mom
26:13I know what fun looks like
26:16He still shouldn't be sneaking out
26:18What if those bullies come back?
26:20Oliver didn't hurt them
26:21He was really good
26:23I'm proud of him
26:25I can't follow him like you can, Mark
26:28I know
26:30I'll talk to him about not going out at night again
26:32But you can always call me or Eve
26:35Do we really want to stop him from being a kid?
26:42Oh shit
26:44Sorry
27:00Do you want to go to jail so badly?
27:02I'm happy to help with that
27:03Whoa, Titan
27:07I never got to thank you for almost getting me killed
27:15What happened between us last time was nothing personal
27:18It mean for it to get that rough for you
27:21Unbelievable
27:22You used me
27:23And then left me to die
27:25I fought like hell to keep you alive
27:28But Machine Head had to go
27:30I don't care
27:31You're coming with me
27:32We need to talk
27:33We really don't
27:34A lot of people are gonna die
27:36Okay, I'm not falling for that again
27:40You think I just come out here
27:42Let you put hands on me
27:44If it wasn't life or death
27:46You think I'm that stupid?
27:53This is still some bullshit
28:02Bet you don't recognize this neighborhood anymore
28:05Not that guys like you ever came down here
28:07Even though it used to be a war zone under Machine Head
28:10Look at it now
28:11No more murders
28:12No more crime
28:14Folks no longer afraid to live here
28:17No more murders or crime except for yours
28:21That's not how I run things
28:22Ask your friends in the GDA if shit isn't better now than a year ago
28:27They're not my friends anymore
28:29Huh
28:30You heard of the Order?
28:32Or Mr. Liu?
28:33No
28:34No
28:35They're a global crime syndicate
28:37Superpowered
28:39He's their leader and can turn into a dragon
28:41A big dragon
28:44Yeah? So?
28:45I don't work for them
28:46I don't work for them
28:47But they think otherwise
28:49And if I don't break Multi-Pol out from prison
28:51They're gonna kill me and my family and do it themselves
28:55What? No
28:56Multi-Pol's a murderer
28:57I'm not letting you break him out
28:59You want me to stay in charge here
29:02If I go, they'll replace me with someone who doesn't give a shit about anything but the Order
29:07And all this goes back to how it was, but worse
29:13Yeah, no, we're not doing this
29:15Thought you superheroes cared about saving lives
29:19Don't even start with me
29:20Come on
29:21Taking you to prison
29:27Come on, dude
29:28I can fly
29:34You're not getting...
29:37Away
29:42We all look the same to you, hero?
29:50Hmm
29:58Mark?
29:59What?
30:00You have blinked for like five minutes
30:02Are you having second thoughts about the apartment?
30:05No, no, no, that's not it
30:09Titan may be less bad than Machine Head or this Order or whatever they're called
30:14But the guy's still bad
30:16And working with him is only gonna drag you down to his level
30:21You did the right thing
30:26Your time is up
30:28Where is my assassin?
30:30Still in prison
30:32I clearly underestimated your intelligence
30:37A lot of people do that
30:41Isotope
30:42Take them both a mile up and let them find their own way down
30:47I said so
30:48I said so
30:51Sorry, Titan
30:51Nothing personal
30:52I just like breathing
30:55Boss?
31:05Fuck
31:32Fuck you fucking drag
31:33Oh my God
31:45And R.I.P. Titan.
31:47No way he could survive a fall like that without his shell.
31:54God, my body.
32:10Uh, Warden?
32:28Ah.
32:30What?
32:31Titan wasn't lying.
32:32There's a dragon attacking the penitentiary.
32:35Okay, let's go.
32:38What?
32:39I screwed up.
32:40I don't want you getting hurt because I made a mistake.
32:43Mark, we're in a relationship now.
32:45That means that we help and support each other.
32:48Especially when we screw up.
32:50Besides, I bet we can charge more if there's two of us.
33:17Titan told me about you.
33:19And you should know you're already dead.
33:28Security, will you let me in, you pop?
33:30I'm not looking for trouble.
33:32I'm looking for love.
33:33I'm looking for harm.
33:34I'm looking for love.
33:36Let me in, you high up.
33:37Let me in, you pop.
33:49I'm looking for love.
33:53Hey.
33:53Right.
33:54You got a deal.
33:55You couldn't say no, you had to save your system and I'm fine
34:00I'm looking for trouble, I'm looking for love
34:03I'm looking for love
34:05Will you let me in your heart, let me in your heart, let me in your problem
34:20Security, will you let me in your problem?
34:22I'm not looking for trouble, I'm looking for love
34:24I'm not looking for love, will you let me in your heart, let me in your problem?
34:30You look at love, it's different to me, you look at them, we trust
34:35I look at love, it's different to you, but you look at them, we love
34:40I see them looking from all of the angles, the egg has any more
34:45You look at the colors and the patterns I'm wearing, poison you, lucky eggs are a smash
34:52I'm looking for trouble, I'm looking for love
34:55Power's out, it's off the anti-teleport field
34:56We've got bigger problems
34:58Will you let me in your heart, let me in your heart, let me in your heart, let me in
35:01your problem?
35:02I'm looking for trouble, I'm looking for love, I'm looking for love
35:07Will you let me in your heart, heart, I swear I love that trouble?
35:39Don't even think about it.
35:58Don't even think about it.
36:28I will show you the arrow of your name.
36:34You're not the first person to point that out.
36:59Oh shit.
37:01Your power may come from the stars, but mine comes from beyond this reality.
37:21You're a fictional creature, dude.
37:24Oh shit.
37:29Oh shit.
37:33Oh shit.
37:45Eve.
37:47Eve.
37:48We gotta charge more than we're charging.
37:58Eve.
37:59I might need you here.
38:01Eve.
38:01Eve.
38:15Eve.
38:17Eve.
38:24Eve.
38:33Eve.
38:34Eve.
38:34Ewan.
38:37Eve.
38:46See?
38:47You made the same mistake I did.
38:54Almost feels like cheating
39:02But I like cheating
39:16Machine head wanted the dragon to eat you before he killed Mr. Liu
39:19But I figured I owed you one
39:22Ew, I'm taking you to jail
39:27Nah, but thanks for the help, hero
39:29Doing good even if you didn't mean to
39:32See you around
39:37Are you okay?
39:39I don't know
39:42What else could you have done?
39:44You couldn't let Titan break Multi-Pol out of prison
39:47Yeah, instead I just helped him kill his biggest rival
39:52And almost died doing it
39:54Again
39:55It would have been worse if we'd done nothing
39:57That dragon could have killed everyone
40:00Plus, Multi-Pol's still behind bars
40:02And the warden thinks we did an acceptable job
40:05After I helped rebuild the damage to her prison
40:07At least you accomplished something
40:10Hey, we got paid enough for at least three or four months' rent
40:14About that
40:15Maybe we should
40:17Hold off on the apartment
40:20With Oliver sneaking out
40:22It just doesn't feel right to leave my mom to look after him by herself
40:26He's my responsibility too
40:27You don't need to explain
40:30I get it
40:31You're not upset?
40:33No, of course not
40:35But as long as we're talking
40:38I have been feeling like things were moving
40:42Kind of fast
40:43With my classes and us dating and everything
40:45It's been
40:46It's been a lot of changes
40:48And
40:50I wouldn't mind slowing down
40:52Hey
40:53I get it, too
40:57Now that we don't need to pay rent anymore
40:59Should we still keep Invincible Inc?
41:01Uh, those seance dog collectibles aren't gonna pay for themselves
41:10Hey, Mom
41:10Did Oliver sneak out again?
41:13I'll find him
41:14No, he's in bed reading
41:15We had a good talk about it
41:18You were right
41:20Oliver deserves to be a kid
41:22He's different, but he's
41:24He's still just a kid
41:25And kids should have friends
41:27Not parents who won't even let them out to play
41:31Eve and I are
41:33Not getting an apartment anymore
41:35Oh, thank God
41:39I mean
41:40Uh, is everything okay between you two?
41:43If you need to talk
41:45No, no
41:46Eve and I are good
41:47We just wanted to slow things down
41:48I hope you're not doing this because of me
41:50I can handle myself
41:53Oh, I know
41:55I want to be an adult
41:56And protect the city
41:57And be a good boyfriend
41:59And
42:00I also want to be here with you and Oliver
42:03It feels nice living with a little brother, you know?
42:06I don't want that to end just yet
42:08Oh
42:09It's my pancakes, isn't it?
42:12I mean, duh
42:14Oh, Mark
42:19Oh, the biggest thing I've come to learn about adulthood is
42:22That nothing is ever black and white
42:24So I'd say in terms of growing up
42:27You're doing just fine
42:33By the way, I just have to say it
42:34I know you and Eve are having sex
42:36Mom, what?
42:38It's a natural part of life
42:40And I want you to know
42:41Okay, all done
42:42Mom, great talk
42:43Okay, good night
43:01Woo, it's so good to be back, amigos
43:04Did you miss me?
43:06Don't answer that
43:07Because we all know the answer is
43:09You missed me so much
43:11You didn't do shit about it
43:15Now
43:16Given that I took our poor old friend
43:18And previous leader, Mr. Liu
43:20Behind the proverbial woodshed
43:22And let's be honest
43:23Shot him in the fucking head
43:25That entitles me to his seat
43:27And therefore
43:28The primo position in
43:30The order
43:31Any objections?
43:36That's what I like to hear
43:38Now
43:39Does anyone have any new business?
43:41He
43:42She
43:42Or it
43:43Would like to bring up
43:45Huh?
43:46Anyone
43:49I know that seemed like it was to the room
43:50But I'm not
43:51Fucking talking to you
43:53Slaying Mantis
43:54Yeah
43:54I've got new business
44:24I keep the city
44:26Oh, you guys did miss me
44:27This is gonna be so great
44:29Thank you
44:30Hey, Titan
44:32Before you go
44:33Nice job
44:35The way you played me and Liu
44:37Pure genius
44:40Uh, I'm fucking with you
44:43Backstab me again
44:45And I'm gonna drown you
44:46In your kid's blood
44:48While I tear off your wife's skin
44:50And eat her heart
44:52And I don't even eat meat
44:53So that's saying a lot
44:55Comprende?
45:00That guy
45:01Watch out
45:02Smarter than you think
45:03Even for someone who's 50% rock
45:05All right
45:06Who's ready to make a little money?
45:39Smarter than you think
45:50I don't know.
46:18I don't know.
46:41I don't know.
47:18I don't know.
47:48I don't know.
48:15I don't know.
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