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Beyond the Gates - Season 1 - Episode 130: Tuesday, September 16, 2025
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00:04Are we toasting to you and Daddy killing Leslie's membership?
00:08And to Gabe Frohman and the rest of the country club board for same reason.
00:13Oh, I wish I could see Leslie's face when she finds out that that country club membership she flaunted has
00:18disappeared just as fast as she bought it.
00:21Yeah, your daddy may be retired, but he is always happy to whip out his negotiating skills to help our
00:27family.
00:27And I am thankful for you and Daddy because I couldn't bear staring at Leslie's face over the foam of
00:33my latte every morning.
00:35I hope we can do the same with the homeowners association. She's still our new neighbor.
00:41The only thing worse than her moving in right away is the nightmare of you having to live with a
00:46complete rebuild across the street.
00:48Well, Vernon's in the study right now trying to work another miracle. He's on a Zoom with Bill.
00:54What can he do?
00:56If the permits are delayed long enough, maybe Leslie will get bored with acting as if life is an endless
01:03episode of keeping up with the Dupree's.
01:07To knocking down that scheme and praying that Leslie hasn't already thought of another idea to screw with us.
01:19Wakey, wakey, Teddy Bear.
01:58Two specials, loves.
02:01Thanks, June.
02:01June, we didn't order these.
02:04I know, but the last order got lost in the shuffle and you've been waiting too long.
02:08These are on the house.
02:10Well, I'm sure there's somebody else that's waiting for these.
02:12I already put their orders in again.
02:16Wait, we could figure out who ordered these and deliver it to them.
02:19Well, unless they like cold burgers, I don't think they'll want it.
02:25Don't tell me.
02:27Pisces, right?
02:29How'd you know?
02:30You're just giving Pisces?
02:32You're also giving chocolate milkshake and a supreme burger.
02:36Am I right?
02:38She's going to get the hang of it.
02:41I hope so.
02:43We haven't tabled the conversation about what almost happened with Nathan.
02:48Sex is a big deal.
02:50And you're not ready for that.
02:52Like I said, I realize that.
02:54I do think it's important that you know you have more than two adults in your life to talk about
03:00Nathan.
03:01About almost.
03:03Especially before those almost turn into reality.
03:07Like grandma, like Kat, and your mother, if you choose to.
03:13Thanks.
03:14I think that it would be really good for me to talk to her about girl things.
03:19I have so many questions about June.
03:21I really want to know her.
03:26This is why you've been acting so weird lately?
03:29You're letting her back in?
03:31We gave her a face to face, Samantha.
03:32That's it.
03:33That's done.
03:35We need to stay as far away from my mom as possible.
03:42Tyrell, you don't get to decide what I do with June.
03:44Hey, let's take the temperature down.
03:46Hear your sister out.
03:48This isn't like you.
03:49Cause this feels like the upside down.
03:52I remember sitting in that ice cold apartment when June forgot to pay the electric bill.
03:56And how it felt like starving when she ghosted us for days.
04:00And definitely how it felt when we knew she was gone for good.
04:03I'm not asking her to be my mother again.
04:05I'm asking her to be in my life.
04:07How?
04:09By smoke signals?
04:11You don't even know where she's living.
04:13And for all we know, she could be back on drugs.
04:16Why would you say that?
04:17You don't know what-
04:18At least take the time to find out.
04:20And not talking to me about this?
04:23That's messed up.
04:25Tyrell, me seeing June isn't about you.
04:29Now I'm supposed to hide every time she comes here?
04:31That's not what I meant.
04:33It's just-
04:34You don't run things.
04:36I don't want her here.
04:37Dad and Pop don't want her here.
04:39Majority rules means that she does not come back to this house.
04:41Okay.
04:43We don't talk to each other that way.
04:46Right.
04:47I am not here for it.
04:55This isn't something we can fix for them.
04:59It's their mother.
05:01This isn't the burger.
05:02I realized you were actually giving omelet.
05:07Well, she does have swagger.
05:10I can't tell if the customer agrees.
05:15It's the station.
05:17I'll be here.
05:18Pretending like this food doesn't taste like it's fresh out the fridge.
05:22Right.
05:29Oh, Eric.
05:30Thank you again for giving June a chance.
05:33You know, we've always appreciated the Dupree's business.
05:37And June being a personal project of yours is one of the reasons we brought her on.
05:41But can we talk about how the project's progressing?
05:46We are creatures of habit.
05:48How so?
05:50We fall back into the same patterns.
05:53Even when they blow up in our faces.
05:55Daddy's on the phone with Bill.
05:56After everything that happened with Martin's situation, how is he still our fixer?
06:01Well, I suppose your daddy and I were hoping we wouldn't be in any further need of Bill's assistance.
06:08But the hits just keep on coming.
06:11Meanwhile, Bill is somehow still running the show.
06:15Sweetheart, where's this train going?
06:18I can't stop thinking about what we did to Ted.
06:22We followed Bill's twisted lead, placing bets on my divorce like it was some kind of a game.
06:27Your soon-to-be ex-husband had that reckoning coming.
06:31Especially after that grand gesture to lure Leslie away from buying the Jarvis home turned into a pathetic last gasp.
06:39I still can't help wondering if we just went a little too far.
06:44Dana.
06:45Try Dana, you were amazing.
06:48Dana, ooh, your body is as banging as I remember.
06:51Dana.
06:52Dana, stop.
06:53I have been wanting this night for years.
06:56Dana, stop.
06:57What is this?
06:58Go ahead, tell me, Romeo.
07:00I'm listening.
07:01Okay, look, look, look, look.
07:02If you're looking for some type of declaration, just know that...
07:05You know what?
07:06We, we deserve something way more fitting of this moment.
07:12Dana, please, just...
07:13Yeah, you know what we deserve, honey?
07:15We deserve, I'm thinking, something that is so good.
07:22We deserve a round two.
07:30Ted, are you in there?
07:33I need to talk.
07:41For which transgression were you too hard on Ted?
07:44The lying?
07:46The cheating?
07:47The secret love child?
07:49Or the ex-mistress with a penchant for attempted murder?
07:53If I had to choose one, it would be when Leslie returned to town and Ted's solution was to keep
08:00lying to me.
08:01He even tried to pay her off.
08:04And that money gave her more power.
08:07Unfortunately, yes.
08:09How could Ted do this to me?
08:12He left me vulnerable to a woman that he knew was vindictive.
08:16And then the ultimate horror.
08:18All of the rumors and whispers that I've had to endure since that night.
08:22He turned me into poor Nicole in the eyes of Fairmont Crest.
08:26I have never been that.
08:28No, you have not.
08:30But, sweetheart, this is all water under the bridge.
08:33So why are you revisiting it?
08:35Because...
08:38Ted was gutted when he was served those divorce papers.
08:41And honestly, if Leslie wasn't still lurking, I probably would have given us another chance.
08:52But letting him into my life means opening the door to her too.
08:58Well, self-preservation has never been a fault.
09:02And what goes on in that man's mind and heart is no longer any of your concern.
09:07Isn't it?
09:08We promised each other forever.
09:10And the one thing I know for sure, Ted still loves me.
09:14When he says he hasn't seen or slept with Leslie since she left town all of those years ago, I
09:19believe him.
09:20So what are you saying?
09:23When I hold the weight of a few painful weeks against the weight of a lifetime together,
09:30maybe I owe us one final, honest chance before letting go.
09:38No.
09:41Okay, at least give a girl some warning.
09:44If you want to play rough, shoot.
09:46Or at least the one that'll say for it's like peach.
09:49Okay, look, look, we don't want Eve to know what just happened.
09:52Wait, we don't want Eve to know her mother and father?
09:55Who made her? Made love?
09:57I mean, that isn't something to keep a secret.
10:00It should be on a billboard.
10:01Okay, okay, can we please just be real for a minute?
10:06What's more real than even knowing that her mother and her father got back together?
10:12I mean, that's what every kid wants, right?
10:15Okay, look, Dana, we are not getting back together, okay?
10:19That will never happen.
10:21I mean, I'm sorry, gee.
10:24Well, somebody's still naked from what I can see.
10:28And I also heard you calling my name.
10:31Say my name.
10:32Say my name.
10:33Oh, over and over.
10:34And ooh, honey, you kept saying I like it.
10:38Ooh, and I like it.
10:39So, please explain that to me.
10:43Okay, look, look, look at that.
10:44That was a moment in time, okay?
10:46Not to be repeated, okay?
10:49I was drunk and you were there, okay?
10:53We gotta pass.
10:54You're still a beautiful woman.
10:55We have chemistry.
10:58We have history, okay?
10:59But you're not my woman and I'm not your man.
11:02That shouldn't have happened.
11:04And I should have been stronger.
11:06Oh, I don't know if you're still in denial and trying to claim the high and mighty princess, Nicole.
11:15But I would bet my fortune that you ain't never had nothing like what we just had with her.
11:24Okay, look, I don't want to confuse things.
11:27I don't want to confuse you.
11:29Nothing changes between us.
11:31Nicole is still the love of my life.
11:33And you're just, I'm, you're...
11:37Oh, what?
11:37I'm just some little messy side piece for you.
11:39Is that what I am?
11:41I'm a messy, hot woman.
11:45And, and Miss Nicole, who you claim is so perfect, she's cold.
11:49I love her, okay?
11:52This, this was a mistake.
11:54This tape?
11:56Oh, you, you've reached a new level.
11:58Okay, look, I, I, I own my part, okay?
12:01Can we please just, can we just keep this between us?
12:07And even now, you still don't give a damn about my feelings.
12:12Because all you can think about is her.
12:14All you can think about is what is she thinking?
12:16What is she gonna say when she finds out what I did?
12:22You know what?
12:23You don't have to keep groveling, because I am definitely not gonna share this moment.
12:32Then hello, I'll find this one.
12:34Look, Dana.
12:36Look, I know you don't believe me, but I really am sorry.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:06Ted, we really need a talk.
13:18I look for you everywhere and you decided to hide out in my room.
13:22I guess I'm used to coming here when things are messed up.
13:25My mistake.
13:26Hey, we don't run from each other.
13:28We don't judge each other either.
13:30I'm not judging you.
13:31I'm just trying to take care of you the same way you do with me.
13:35Letting in June is a mistake.
13:37For you?
13:38For us.
13:39We agreed since we were kids that we're not-
13:41Tyrell, we're not little kids anymore.
13:42Yeah, but I'm your brother.
13:44Yeah.
13:45My brother who's like a minute away from college.
13:48That doesn't mean I'm not-
13:49It means that we're growing up.
13:51We're changing.
13:53And sometimes...
13:56Sometimes it means that we need more than each other.
14:04Our girl's pretty raw right now.
14:07She was so convinced that she wanted nothing to do with June.
14:11I think she's noticing she's becoming a woman in a mostly male house.
14:17The older she gets, the more that matters.
14:19It's just about that boy.
14:22From school.
14:23Nathan, whatever.
14:24He's the symptom, but not the cause.
14:27Of course we need to keep a better eye on her dating.
14:31And on everything else in her life.
14:34Because legally and emotionally, we, not June, are her parents.
14:39It got my back up too, at first.
14:42But our daughter isn't talking about replacing our voices with June's.
14:47She's talking about adding to it.
14:50She feels like she needs this.
14:52And providing for her needs?
14:54That's our job.
14:58I don't know.
14:59Every decision we've made regarding our children is about making sure that they feel loved.
15:04Making sure that they get everything they missed out on when they were younger.
15:09This is more of that.
15:11Things they missed out on because of her.
15:14We believe in redemption, Smitty.
15:16Naomi says June's making progress.
15:19She has a new job.
15:20But that doesn't mean she's equipped to teach our daughter how to do anything.
15:24She knew enough to walk away when she wasn't healthy.
15:28Adding June to their lives means more love, more understanding.
15:33Not less.
15:36I know you want to go up there.
15:40Because our daughter needs me.
15:46Before they had us, they had each other.
15:48They need to figure this out on their own before we're invited in.
15:57You think I'm way off base.
16:00I think you're you once upon a time.
16:04What does that mean?
16:07When we first brought the kids home, you were super pop.
16:14But after a bit, it was kind of like we were on our own.
16:18And just now, it's like old times.
16:21You're dialed in. You're invested.
16:25Like the man I fell in love with.
16:28You finally believe I've changed.
16:31For a long time, all I wanted was for you to get back to that place.
16:36For things to be good.
16:40Different.
16:42But it's not enough, is it?
16:51It wasn't fair for me to put you on the spot.
16:55I can't just make up for lost ground and scorched earth overnight.
17:01I need patience.
17:03And even then, I know we might not get back there.
17:07You might not forgive me.
17:09Martin.
17:11We did one thing right.
17:14And it's those kids up there.
17:17Unconditional love was our mantra.
17:21And I broke that trust between us.
17:25And I miss it.
17:28Me too.
17:30Dad and Pop being a mess doesn't mean you get to turn to someone who completely ditched us.
17:36June left. For real.
17:37And now that you think she's the one, not us?
17:41Having a conversation with June is not me choosing her over my family.
17:45But we agree-
17:45Look, there's no shade to you, Dad or Pop.
17:48But this, this is about me.
17:51One of these things is not like the other, bro.
17:55What's that mean?
17:56In case you haven't noticed, I'm a girl, Tyrell.
18:01So what?
18:04Look, it means that there's things that I deal with that you guys don't.
18:10Things that I need to talk about that you guys don't.
18:13A girl can only Google so much.
18:16But you can ask great-grand and grandma and Chelsea and Kat, Naomi and Auntie.
18:23What am I supposed to do?
18:24Ask Chelsea to take a break from being kidnapped?
18:27To talk about boys?
18:28Answer up Kat with questions about cramps while she's trying to run Chelsea Kat all by herself?
18:34Everybody's going through something. I can't go to them every time that-
18:37Every time what?
18:38You're not listening to me.
18:40Wait.
18:42This is about Nathan?
18:43I never said-
18:45Which is why I should have put it together.
18:48What's with the double standards?
18:50I told you about me and Jessica. You can talk to me, even if it's awkward.
18:55I don't want it to be awkward. I want it to be easy.
18:58How is it going to be easy letting in June who you barely even know?
19:03We can learn how to make it easy.
19:05Just like Dad learning how to do your hair and me learning how to do dances for your posts.
19:11I want to know when she got her period.
19:14I want to know who her first love was.
19:18I want to know when her first time was.
19:23And if you're honest with yourself, you probably have questions for her too.
19:29For the first time since I was nine, I have a mom, Tyrell.
19:34And it would really help me to talk to her.
19:37Do you hate her that much that you don't want me to have her?
19:44Sorry, I thought that might be Kat. She's keeping in touch about Chelsea.
19:48I understand Chelsea has stepped away from the purse launch.
19:52Kat has been keeping the pre-recorded ads going because they've invested so much and the purses are ready to
19:57go.
19:58But Chelsea...
20:00Is understandably traumatized.
20:03I think maybe I'll have them both over and see how I can help.
20:07But there you go again, putting others before yourself.
20:12Nicole, you have every right to mourn your marriage.
20:17But are you saying that there might be a resurrection in mind?
20:24My head is saying no.
20:27But my heart...
20:29Okay, here's the question.
20:32Are you really interested in the second chance with Ted?
20:36Or are you just afraid of what's next without him?
20:40I thought letting go was the right thing.
20:42The only thing.
20:44But then I saw him standing there, unguarded, still reaching for me.
20:51It brought back feelings that I never thought I would have again.
20:56Everyone thought we were perfect.
20:58And maybe a part of me loved that.
21:01And I was never bored.
21:03Even after all these years, I'd wake up, look at him sleeping beside me,
21:07and feel his quiet wave of gratitude.
21:10And at night, when he'd pull me in close,
21:14I'd still catch my breath.
21:16Every time.
21:19He was my home.
21:21So do I really have to let all that go because he messed up?
21:25How do you say goodbye to the place where your soul belongs?
21:29You know, baby girl?
21:32You okay?
21:34Yeah, why'd you ask?
21:36Because ever since that money hit, you've been giving polished and rich.
21:40Today's giving day off.
21:42Okay, well, I was just rushed, and I wanted to not be late to tell you my news.
21:49So I circle back to the Javises, and we are golden golden.
21:55Congratulations, I guess.
21:58Before you spill your plan on how to be the world's worst neighbor to the Dupree's,
22:02I need to say something about Ted.
22:05About what?
22:06I don't think he's doing well without Nicole.
22:09Really?
22:10I mean, his whole world is built around her, and to have her not be there anymore,
22:14he's left hanging.
22:16And Martin and Kat haven't fully forgiven him, so that leaves me.
22:21When I saw him earlier, he was so broken up.
22:24Yeah, well, I don't think you need to worry about Ted.
22:28But I do.
22:29And as mad as I am by him, I don't think I can just walk away from him.
22:35So I'm gonna tell him that he can still count on me.
22:37Look, when I dropped by Ted's room earlier,
22:42he wasn't there.
22:45Well, maybe he was there, and he was just occupied.
22:52But if he knew it was me, he would have answered.
22:57Not if he's busy.
23:01Busy doing what?
23:04Hee hee.
23:11When I set out to bring the articulates back together,
23:15I couldn't admit to myself what I wanted.
23:20Owning what I did to Barbara was at the heart of it.
23:23That was a monumental emotional hurdle.
23:26I'm sorry I came with a Leslie-sized price tag.
23:30And?
23:33You're not gonna tell me what to do.
23:36The decision is yours, sweetheart.
23:39And once you make it, you own it.
23:43And a week from now, a year from now, it won't feel like this.
23:48You make it sound so easy.
23:51You know, when you and Danny were young,
23:53she would always go to your father, and you would always come to me.
23:57Because she knew she could wrap Daddy around her little finger?
24:01Danny needed an audience and a cheerleader.
24:04And your father could facilitate both those things with a dash of discipline.
24:11And I needed?
24:14Room to make your own decision.
24:17Danny's words were, look at me, look at me.
24:20And yours?
24:22Were why and how?
24:24Well, that is because I had you as an example.
24:28You always handled everything like a boss.
24:30Yeah.
24:31I just looked like I did.
24:33Well, sometimes I think if I had been more open about my own pain,
24:38you girls wouldn't feel guilty as you struggled with what feels like mistakes right now.
24:46Give yourself room, sweetheart.
24:48To feel what you feel.
24:50And then do what you want.
24:53You and Ted, tell me you didn't.
24:57Okay, I shouldn't have said anything.
24:59Now I've upset you.
25:00You wanted me to know.
25:02You pulled it out of me.
25:03I told you how out of his mind with grief and booze he was because I was worried about him.
25:10So then you just so happened to go by and get seduced?
25:13Hey, we are both adults, okay?
25:15One thing led to another.
25:17And that is between the both of us, alright?
25:21Even if...
25:23What?
25:25Even if it didn't end the way I wanted.
25:29So being reunited didn't feel so good.
25:32So you're telling me he has a way to punish him?
25:35Oh, come on, honey. You are overreacting, alright?
25:38I did what I did to try to bring this family back together again and it didn't work out.
25:45Right? But I shot my shot.
25:49This isn't Hamilton, mama. You should have kept your shot to yourself.
25:54I've been here for all of it.
25:56All the crazy you've pulled, I covered for you and I took care of you even when everyone else told
26:01me to stay away.
26:03Because I love you.
26:05Baby, don't be like this.
26:08This wasn't even about you.
26:11It never is, mama.
26:16It never is.
26:17Oh, come on.
26:19Eva.
26:24Ms. Thomas.
26:26Oh.
26:26Well, if it isn't the president of the club.
26:30Good to see you again, Gabe.
26:32Yeah? Oh, listen.
26:32Please, please join me.
26:34And you have got to call me Leslie.
26:37You know, you were so right about the club treating me like a lady.
26:43Do you know that Jerome handed me a glass of champagne before I even knew I needed it?
26:50I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
26:51Mm-hmm.
26:54I'm just settling in.
26:56About that.
26:58We need to talk.
27:01Well, time to rip off the bandage.
27:05Hey, June.
27:06June.
27:11You lit a fire in me.
27:13I know what a big opportunity this is.
27:15This is my first step letting myself want more from my life.
27:20Yeah, about that.
27:23Maybe it was too much emphasis on succeeding at the job.
27:28You know, maybe too much pressure.
27:29What do you mean?
27:32Eric wanted to tell you, but I volunteered.
27:34I thought it might be easier coming from me.
27:37Is this about the free meals?
27:38I can give them back to the right people.
27:40No, no, no. Not just that.
27:44He's made up his mind.
27:46And it's just not gonna work out here.
27:49Look, the manager says you're pure sunshine.
27:51But this place is really high volume, and he makes his bottom line off turning over the tables.
27:56Am I fired?
27:58Is he saying I'm fired?
28:01Is the manager firing June?
28:04I guess I don't have what it takes to cut it.
28:09After hearing your story, Orfrey Jeans is supposed to be all about heart.
28:14And this feels mighty heartless.
28:17You might want to mention that to the manager.
28:21Yeah. We'll see about this.
28:27I'm sorry I shut you down before.
28:29It's okay.
28:31I switched things up on you.
28:33I should've talked to you before I spoke to Pop.
28:36You can talk to whoever, and it's not like you have to clear that stuff with me.
28:41You did tell me everything about Jessica.
28:43And maybe you would've said something about Nathan if I gave you the chance.
28:48Definitely. Eventually. Maybe.
28:53Girls are weird.
28:55Weirdly perfect.
28:59You're the best brother.
29:01How could you have guessed what I needed when I didn't even know what I needed until I said it
29:05out loud?
29:07And, uh, you don't have to see June if you don't want to.
29:13If you need her, Mom, you need her.
29:17And I'll be right there with you.
29:21I got you.
29:30I'm fat, baby.
29:33You got me on fire.
29:36You're like my fairy god, folks.
29:38Thank the customer who vouched for you.
29:40Now help yourself out and use this little pad to write the orders down.
29:45And no more free meals for us, okay?
29:47Being lovable only gets you so far.
29:51What is it?
29:54I've got a job.
29:57More people have smiled at me today than in the last year.
30:01I've got something to be proud of.
30:03I can't complain.
30:06We talked about this, June.
30:09Okay? The kids are gonna take time.
30:11You can't rush that.
30:14It's not like I can do one thing right and what I want most will just walk right through that
30:19door.
30:30I can't.
30:32I can't.
30:38I can't.
30:38I can't.
30:41I can't.
30:44I can't.
30:45I can't.
30:46Dana, I thought I made myself clear.
30:48I let myself in just in case you were sleeping it off.
30:52Hey.
30:55Look, I'm sorry about before, okay?
30:58The trick I played on your mom about the house.
31:01But for keeping her away from my family, I cannot apologize for that.
31:07You're right about me wanting an apology.
31:10I know what you did with mama.
31:12What the hell, Ted?
31:16You have to try the Dover Soul.
31:19The, uh, truffle reductions.
31:21Mwah! Delicious.
31:22I am glad you savored your last meal here.
31:26Oh, that.
31:27Yeah, it was a surprise to have the board revoke my membership.
31:31Since I'll own a home in the community, I was under the impression...
31:36You could buy your way in.
31:38Tradition means everything here.
31:40But if that makes you uncomfortable, perhaps you live elsewhere.
31:44Oh, Nikki.
31:46Traditions were meant to be broken.
31:49The board, yeah.
31:51They were gonna throw me out like trash, but I made them see that I belong here.
32:05I was coming to take your order.
32:08I was going to write it down and everything.
32:11Just guessing what customers want is frowned upon.
32:15I forgot how funny you are.
32:18Uh, we don't want to interrupt you on your first day of work.
32:21Congrats, by the way.
32:24I was wondering if you have some time.
32:28I can't.
32:30I want to, but I can't.
32:33My manager will fire me.
32:35Uh, no, not now.
32:36Just some other time, when you're not working.
32:39There's some things that I wanted to ask you.
32:42But, uh, only if you're interested.
32:44I would love that.
32:46I'm interested.
32:47I get two days off this week.
32:49You can have both of them if you want.
32:53She told you after I asked her not to.
32:56You're surprised?
32:57I'm just shocked she hasn't made it a real yet.
33:00You think she would do that?
33:01Why her?
33:03I mean, you've been dying for Nicole to come back, and you hate my mother.
33:06I don't hate your mother.
33:08Well, apparently not.
33:09I was lonely.
33:11Nicole put me down hard, and your mother was... there.
33:16Look, I saw how down bad you were, but...
33:19using Mama to pull you up out of this?
33:23User? No.
33:24I told Dana this was a lapse.
33:29Like that will unring this bell.
33:32Look, I've been trying to convince Mama that there's nothing left between you,
33:35and then you go and prove me wrong.
33:36Look, I'm aware of the effect of my actions, okay?
33:39This is not what I intended.
33:46You promised me that I can count on you, but you're just as reckless as she is.
33:51No, no, you're more, because you actually knew better.
33:55God, I was so mad at you for toying with her about that house,
33:59but I prefer that cruelty over this.
34:02At least she knew where she stood.
34:06Mama rocked all of our lives over a love affair that ended almost 30 years ago.
34:12What do you think she's gonna do now that you just hit the refresh button on all her crazy?
34:20Do you think if you pretend you're still a member, you're still a member?
34:25It's a very hard lesson you're gonna have to face over and over again.
34:30Money doesn't buy you class.
34:33It's unfortunate, though, because maybe if you were allowed to stay, you could learn some manners.
34:40Are you giving the etiquette lessons, Auntie Nita?
34:43Because, girl, if you are, I am down.
34:45Especially now that I have time.
34:47I mean, since my bestie has given me some more of it.
34:51What?
34:52Gabe Prohmann, the president of the country club board?
34:56Yeah, he paid me a visit.
34:58Do you know what he told me?
35:00That there are actually objections to my membership.
35:05Ha!
35:05So that's when, oh, I had to pivot the conversation to meet his needs.
35:11You tried to seduce Gabe.
35:14Ha!
35:14He's so cute.
35:15No.
35:16Nothing like that.
35:18No, I actually offered, uh, my services for the whole membership.
35:23And how was that?
35:25Well, I'm endowing a new sports wing for the club.
35:29Voila!
35:30The Leslie Thomas Sports Complex coming this spring.
35:36Well, actually, next spring.
35:38Ha!
35:38Gives us more time.
35:39I mean, I can't wait.
35:41It's going to be grand, darling.
35:43So grand.
35:45I hope that they have one of those big, giant red ribbons.
35:50You know, the ones where you can take the really big scissors and cut it.
35:55Oh, my God.
35:57I know what I'd like to do with a giant pair of scissors.
36:00Nicky, Nicky.
36:01I almost forgot.
36:03Can you please do me a favor and give this to my Teddy Weddy?
36:08Mmm.
36:09Of course, whenever you see him.
36:12Oh!
36:13Okay.
36:15Woo-hoo!
36:16I know I'm going to move.
36:17I ask her.
36:18No.
36:19I know.
36:20Let me see you later.
36:22Okay, bye!
36:22Bye-bye!
36:35Bye!
36:36Bye!
36:37Bye!
36:40Bye!
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