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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes, exactly.
02:35Baby, Lizzie!
02:36I need to shoot!
02:37Sorry we'll turn it over.
02:38No, you fucking touched me!
02:40No!
02:40Stop it!
02:41Stop taking the busway!
02:42Baby, Lizzie!
02:44Yes, I need to shoot it!
02:45No, you fucking touched me!
02:48No, please!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Stop taking the busway!
02:50Baby, Lizzie!
02:52Yes, I need to shoot it!
02:53No, you fucking touched me!
02:56No, you fucking touched me!
03:02So what do you want?
03:12holy shit 45k 10 days paid vacation and fucking health insurance we're set we are set for life
03:22for sure hey when we get home can you help me find a good doctor i wonder if they can
03:27bundle
03:27something with the cyst surgery do i have any weird moles they can remove what's wrong nothing you got
03:36a big one right by your scapula are you feeling guilty or something because we're not bad people
03:44they are yeah totally they suck late stage capitalism just like you said i mean we agreed
03:50to do this for a future baby no i know it just feels like we left a lot on the
03:57table negotiation wise
04:00all we need is health insurance and anything more it sounds like blackmail i just wonder if maybe we
04:11could have gotten something from me too you know oh i'm just now realizing that we didn't even think
04:18about that do you want to go back no it's too late now fine fine just it's felt weird is
04:29all
04:32you know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency
04:36at any given moment but okay no you're right you're right you're right you're right i'm sorry
04:43i can't imagine how scary that is yeah it's really scary
04:57let's never fight like this again okay
05:02i love you
05:10all employees must maintain the highest standards of personal professional conduct both during
05:15and outside of workouts any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for
05:21termination yeah we really got to update that yeah the video looks so much worse than what actually
05:29happened right i mean it's like they zoomed in and yeah the technology is just so fucked up
05:36you sure you want to eat those god knows what they put in them
05:42i mean what the fuck is wrong with kids these days entitlement sorry if i had pulled this ship back
05:48at
05:48soho house kevin nader would have cut my fucking bollocks kevin kevin was a good boss yeah i've come
05:53to realize now why he ran such a tight ship oh my ql's cramping up use the foam roller
06:01ow ow
06:04oh
06:06these fucking kids don't know who they messed with
06:09we have so many more years experience being petty no no no no no no listen we're not gonna make
06:14it worse we're lucky all she wants is health insurance when i was at oliver people's i made
06:18everyone hate this one kid until he quit he had no idea it was me mark ritter what a cunt
06:26stop
06:29stop promoting her is the only move done well so they're just going to get away with it no
06:32consequences linds if that video got out i'd be fired in two seconds josh they are going to lord
06:39this over us for the rest of our lives no one's lording okay there's no lording i'm going to promote
06:43her tomorrow she deletes the video we move on until they surprise us with like a backup video
06:48literally the next time they want something well you know what i can only put out the present fire
06:51not the non-existent one or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably
06:58shit trees what do you want me to do we can't fire her we can't call the cops
07:07all right crazy thought
07:12what if you quit
07:15what is no i i'm you know hear me out if
07:20if you leave the club the video is of no use to them right okay and then what where am
07:28i going to get
07:28a job how are we going to pay for this place we'll sell it we can downsize really yeah are
07:38you
07:38kidding me you would not be happy downsizing look around it's all upsize all upsize i know it sounds
07:45mad but this could be a fresh start for us we could take out a loan get credit cards
07:54we'd have time to actually enjoy things we could go to concerts you could play music again i don't know
08:01maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track
08:07can you just consider it genuinely for a moment
08:15i mean
08:20i'm i'm gonna promote her tomorrow okay it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right
08:25i'll let people win every day we'll manage it it's literally my job general general manager
08:39oh yeah yeah i'm sure you'll figure it out as well
09:04i'm
09:08i'm
09:10i'm
09:10i'm
09:10i'm
09:12I never miss again.
09:14Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount?
09:17Because that was a good deal.
09:18No, I stand by that.
09:20You've been great.
09:21You've been a wonderful member of the team.
09:22This is Park.
09:23It's purely fiscal.
09:24Fuck your fiscal!
09:26Okay, Deb, I know that emotions are really high right now.
09:28They're high!
09:29You have every right to be angry.
09:31You have every right to be perfect.
09:33Everybody's trying to take a breath for a second.
09:35It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:37You've been a great man.
09:51The new guy sucks, Josh.
09:53Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked.
09:55She had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Car at last minute.
09:58But it's no excuse.
09:59You're absolutely right.
10:00All right.
10:01Can you cop the drinks at least?
10:03Yeah, let me take care of that and I'll call you back.
10:05He's taking care of it.
10:06Put the fear of God in it.
10:07Hey, there she is.
10:08Hi.
10:10Sorry, is that all good to talk?
10:11Yeah, sure, no.
10:12I wanted to check in with you right when you got in.
10:14How are we doing?
10:14Everything to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah.
10:17Thanks.
10:18Please close the door and have a seat.
10:21Have a little chit-chat.
10:23Um, so...
10:25So, how do you want to go about this?
10:28Do you want to delete the video now or do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:33Uh, yeah.
10:35Either way.
10:35Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that.
10:40No, no, I want to.
10:41That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it.
10:45So, this one goes with this one.
10:48Oh, problem.
10:49Oh.
10:50Um, yeah.
10:51Just, yeah.
10:51Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome.
10:57Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died.
11:04And we already paid them.
11:05This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
11:15I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it.
11:17There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won.
11:20It's okay.
11:20You won.
11:21You don't have to do any of this.
11:22You just have to delete the video.
11:24Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:31Um, here.
11:34Wait.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah.
11:39Duh.
11:39Uh.
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about that, right?
11:49Uh.
11:55Well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time.
12:06I'm not trying to force you.
12:07No, no, no, no, no.
12:07We'll get an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:11Anything else you need?
12:13Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh, could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:21Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:30Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:33Oh, nice.
12:33Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42She's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:56Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:15Come on.
13:17Boom.
13:19Boom.
13:20Boom.
13:22Boom.
13:23Boom.
13:24Boom.
13:37you okay sorry i know you're busy i i was gonna go during lunch but i have an orientation now
13:43yeah we're both so busy today yeah can you please do this for me our whole future is riding on
13:49this
13:49job why are you so stressed we have the videos still i know but i still have to do a
13:54good job
13:54you know if someone talks shit and the owner fires me then i can't do my surgery and then
13:58i lose my health insurance and you can't get yours and then we can't pay our bills
14:02and then we're doing asmr muck bangs my car for rent money so can you please go to h&m
14:08hello did i lose you sorry reception's weird yeah i'll go to h&m oh my gosh thank you thank
14:13you
14:14hey i love you
14:35oh my god i'm gonna start crying just talking about it but our silent auction raised over a hundred
14:40thousand dollars for save the frogs it's all thanks to you eva oh stop it was a team effort
14:46lince could you check on the food
14:50could you check on the food oh my god people went so crazy betting on that dinner with whoosh
14:56i mean he's so fucking hot i don't even like tennis and i'm taking lessons
15:01i think he has a crush on me
15:04he sent me a little text i would never of course
15:08but sweetie he texted all of us
15:12he's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell your skin care
15:18yeah
15:20right i mean that's why i didn't reply
15:22eva did you buy anything from whoosh your skin looks amazing
15:25oh thanks no same old routine just a little aquaphor before bed
15:33lince you should talk to whoosh about the travel packages
15:36they're only 40k and korean lasers knock like 10 years off your face
15:42right yeah well that's a good deal i should look into that
15:47oh before i forget lince could you tell josh to book the conference room for us next week
15:51it is so hard to focus in here
15:53do you know what ava
15:59we actually promoted someone
16:02for this very reason
16:04oh yeah
16:05yeah her name's ashley miller
16:07let me give you her cell
16:10any requests you have
16:12grievances honestly even just personal errands
16:14you can just reach out to her directly
16:16you can think of her as a personal concierge
16:18that is such a great idea
16:20i know
16:21right
16:26i'm gonna go and pinch a stick from someone
16:28let you all carry on
16:32when did she start smoking
16:34there's gonna be a lot of people
16:36and the event's gonna come up fast
16:37you need to update accounts payable
16:40and make sure that quarterly projections
16:41track with the allocation of the carnival feathers
16:44you following me so far
16:45got it
16:46now the way that deb and i like to work together
16:48for the last sixteen years
16:50we would give our vendors enough lead time
16:53given the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams
17:00you understand
17:02yes got it
17:03SEM wise are you the point for towels
17:06i think so
17:08you are not
17:09towels are vendor managed inventory
17:13i was gonna say
17:15i was gonna say
17:15oh i'm so sorry
17:17you know josh didn't give me much of a heads up about your promotion
17:21yeah no it all happened so fast
17:23it's a big step up from beverage cart
17:26where'd you go to college
17:29actually in in lieu of college i decided to gain managerial experience in the food and beverage sector
17:38oh managerial
17:40oh managerial
17:40yeah yeah i'm managing in the uh the registerial capacity
17:44and and where was that
17:45uh i think it was albertson's um oh um she takes us uh as a city of voxnard
18:02oh my god asher's a fucking idiot
18:04this one's wrong too
18:05they're all wrong
18:21mona vista point josh speaking
18:23hey sorry to call at work yourself it's a voicemail
18:25no worries you okay
18:26i'm fine
18:27not a good time
18:28yeah yeah of course
18:29uh hey i'm sorry that i didn't send any money this month
18:32it's just been really crazy with uh the new owner and everything
18:35it's okay we're doing fine
18:37okay are you sure because uh i can send some now if it's urgent
18:40we're good
18:40funeral's paid off chipping away at the hospital though
18:44nice slowly but surely right
18:47hey so some of your mail got sent to mom's
18:51uh oh yeah that's uh that's weird
18:55uh yeah they're from a debt collector
18:58oh oh god how
19:00phew sorry about that that's um
19:02i'm pretty sure i paid this off
19:04uh you haven't you should call them
19:08okay yeah wow geez thanks for the heads up sis
19:12and you know i checked the joint account you had with mom
19:15what i i don't think that you you can uh that's a lot
19:22how did you do that
19:22i just pretended i was mom they haven't updated their records yet
19:26that's illegal sara i i really need to close that account
19:29i couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year
19:33yeah you know like i said i i you know it's really crazy over here and uh i can't really
19:37stay on top of everything so
19:39josh josh if you're hard up for money you don't need to send us anything
19:43i'm fine sara i can't believe you lied to the bank i know you regret not being there when she
19:48passed but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that
19:51okay you know what like i said
19:54it's the last time i'm gonna say this
19:55i had to work that night it is what it is
19:57i'm gonna send you money goodbye
20:02good boy good boy sit down
20:04that's it
20:04i forget
20:06go find it
20:10ugh fucking worse
20:15good boy
20:16good boy
20:17good boy
20:18good boy
20:18good boy
20:18drop it
20:19good boy
20:19oh god you're so cheeky
20:22go find it
20:38good boy
20:40good boy
20:41good boy
20:41good boy
20:42good boy
20:55oh fast reply
21:04okay let's see
21:10let's lay that out
21:12toss on a filter
21:27burberry
21:37burberry
21:44good boy
21:45good boy
21:45good boy come here come here
21:46no more no more no more
21:48no no
21:49good boy
22:02maybe you could come by and design my room sometime
22:05i moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked
22:08so you just left your entire life in korea because she asked you to teach tennis here
22:12well chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and you know she accounts for like two percent of
22:18korean gdp
22:20well
22:20well
22:21well
22:22she has appalling taste in the korea because i could say anything of that x and i'd still find it
22:27hot
22:28oh please
22:29oh please
22:29oh please you have a line for everyone
22:30oh for real though
22:33this one's a little hot today
22:34here
22:35try this
22:37it's the best brand by far
22:39chakos
22:43wow
22:45feels so much cleaner
22:47is it korean
22:48yeah koreans are like that
22:51it's getting a little hot out
22:54i get some on my back
22:55yeah
22:56of course
22:59sorry my hands are a bit cold
23:02no
23:03it feels really good
23:05so does
23:06truckers only make sunscreen
23:09no
23:09they got everything
23:10eye creams
23:11masks
23:12i'll bring you some samples next time
23:14i know a guy
23:15i can get you a good deal
23:16now if i wanted to see results like right away
23:19what would you recommend
23:20if you want immediate results
23:22you got to go to seoul
23:22truckers has the best skin clinic
23:24and they have this vip program
23:26where they fly you first class
23:27car service
23:28five-star hotels
23:29it's crazy
23:31wow
23:31how much is that
23:32depends on what you want
23:34but
23:34the friends and family rate
23:36with a little wish and lindsey rate
23:38let's say
23:39forty thousand dollars
23:43but i mean
23:43you know
23:44it's me
23:46couldn't you knock off like a
23:48twenty percent
23:50oof
23:50yeah
23:51with the flights
23:52and the hotels
23:54i think
23:55the best i could do
23:56is thirty nine thousand five hundred
24:00um
24:03i really need this
24:06so could you just
24:07help me out
24:10pulling a lot of strings for you
24:13could always save up
24:14yeah
24:16fine
24:18sorry
24:20start working on that overhead
24:35does the chairwoman know
24:37yeah she knows
24:39she gave me permission
24:41no i mean
24:42does she know
24:43that you've been making
24:44a lot of the women here
24:44feel uncomfortable
24:47what are you talking about
24:49i mean i think she'd be
24:50pretty disappointed to hear
24:51that you've been sexually
24:52harassing members
24:53oh are you serious
24:54and frankly
24:55you're making me feel
24:56quite uncomfortable right now
24:58and the club takes
24:59allegations like this
25:00very seriously
25:05all right guys
25:06you gotta stack your knees
25:08above your ankles
25:09this isn't a lower back exercise
25:11okay
25:11it's all about your
25:13posterior chain
25:14when i won the buckus award
25:16in 2015
25:16oh my god
25:18so glad to be home
25:19i hate the busiest day today
25:20oh
25:22sorry
25:23were you recording something
25:24yeah
25:25i'm making a series
25:26of how-to videos
25:27i'll start with the glutes
25:28and then i'm gonna work
25:29my way up the posterior chain
25:30and then i'm gonna
25:31head back down
25:33who's making you do this
25:34no one
25:34i just realized
25:36i got all this knowledge
25:36you know
25:37from football
25:38when i won the buckus award
25:39in 2015
25:40oh like all those
25:41trainer influencers
25:42you follow
25:43you don't think
25:44it's a good idea
25:44no it is
25:45it's just asking
25:48it's a great idea
25:50i'm gonna clean up
25:50no no that's okay
25:51yeah
25:52um
25:53did you get a chance
25:53to pick up some clothes
25:54yeah
25:55i got some good stuff
25:56i texted a bunch
25:57but
25:58you don't reply
25:59oh yeah
26:00i'm sorry
26:00i had the craziest day today
26:02i was just like
26:03running around
26:04and people at work
26:05like actually need me
26:06which is
26:07it's kind of cool
26:07but i have so much work
26:09to do today
26:09do you want to do that
26:10in the bedroom then
26:10because i gotta keep on
26:12recording my videos
26:14yeah
26:14okay
26:17is everything okay
26:18though
26:18because i
26:19i don't know
26:20i feel like i'm
26:20picking up a weird
26:21energy or something
26:22i'm fine
26:23i think maybe
26:25you just might be
26:25projecting
26:28yeah
26:29maybe
26:31wait
26:32are these from
26:33goodwill
26:33yeah
26:34i went to h&m
26:35but it didn't feel
26:36right leaving the tags
26:37on and then returning
26:37so
26:39oh wow
26:41nice right
26:42so nice
26:43these are like
26:45timeless
26:48good job
26:51thanks
26:53uh
26:53i'm just gonna go
26:54try them on
26:54okay
26:58i got your back
26:58anytime
26:59anything for my girl
27:00oh that's so sweet
27:08only the best
27:09for my boys
27:10what you got for us
27:12got you the 20 year
27:13this time
27:14my god
27:14you know i'm happy
27:15for that
27:16happy
27:16it's a softer proof
27:18more refined
27:19it's very hard to find
27:20these days
27:20man
27:21this new owner
27:22better not replace you
27:23bro
27:23what
27:24what do you mean
27:25hey troy
27:27tell them what you heard
27:30i didn't really hear much
27:31it's not worth
27:32stressing out over
27:33just tell me
27:34i'm not stressed
27:34i'm stressed
27:36you know
27:37i just
27:38heard she might be
27:39interviewing some folks
27:40that's all
27:42yeah who
27:43how many
27:45i don't really know much
27:48sorry bro
27:50oh i got a capital gain
27:51situation
27:52hey troy
27:53who's that tax guy
27:54you got
27:54i think i need a little help
27:56yeah i'll text you
27:57you helped park by this club
27:58saved your 20 mil
27:59that's crazy
28:00what do you do
28:01like a 1031 or something
28:02but uh
28:04my guy's good
28:05he set up a buy bar
28:07i'll die for me
28:08yo it's crazy
28:09i can't even believe
28:10this shit's legal
28:11damn
28:12what asset did he make you buy
28:14i don't know
28:15money
28:16mayonnaise
28:17all i know is
28:18we making money
28:20oh
28:21shut up party pal
28:22son of joshie
28:23now you gotta play
28:24come on over here
28:26come on just a quick one
28:27nah i can't
28:28i gotta go home
28:29put
28:30your money
28:31in
28:34i mean
28:35if you guys like losing
28:36now we talking
28:38oh shit
28:38here we go
28:39high card wins
28:40come on joshie
28:41let's go baby
28:43okay
28:43all right
28:44show us what you got
28:45hey josh
28:46draw for me too
28:47you got it
28:48michael
28:55tough card to beat
28:59oh shit
29:01king takes it
29:02way to go michael
29:04damn it phil
29:05sorry
29:05i don't care
29:07bear
29:07i swear to god
29:08mike do you ever lose
29:08at anything
29:09no i don't do that
29:11thanks joshie
29:13yep
29:14all right
29:14let's do it again
29:15what's your venmo
29:17at michael philps
29:19oh
29:20yep
29:20there you are
29:22it's a 5k limit
29:24back to back days
29:25is fun
29:26yeah
29:27it's fun
29:31i know my post
29:32said 800 dollars
29:33but i am flexible
29:33so you know
29:34we can talk
29:34i got stuff
29:35from pretty much
29:35everybody
29:35at every level
29:37collegiate
29:37pros
29:38great guys
29:40so here we got
29:41the
29:42a1s
29:44signed by
29:45aunt
29:45ah
29:46and we got
29:48the uh jordans
29:49here
29:491990
29:50jordans
29:52and here we got
29:54the tiger woods
29:55clubs
29:55so funny story
29:57about
29:57are those
29:58the
29:58bo lab
29:5918s
30:00yeah
30:03huh
30:04you uh
30:06you an audiophile
30:08yeah a little bit
30:09nice man
30:10nice
30:10so anyway
30:11uh funny story
30:12about these
30:13you remember when
30:13tiger went crazy
30:14at augusta
30:14yeah
30:15this is his 4 iron
30:16that's why it's a little
30:17a little crooked
30:18you know
30:19these 18s
30:21are going for like
30:2110k on ebay
30:23is that right
30:23yeah
30:24i'll take them off
30:25your hands right now
30:26for nine
30:27they're uh
30:27they're not for sale
30:29but i will sell you
30:30tiger woods clubs
30:31for 10k
30:32well what about
30:33the moog though
30:33none of the music
30:34stuff's for sale
30:36right
30:38huh
30:39you know that
30:40the a1s
30:41are going to
30:41appreciate
30:41by the way
30:42anthony edwards
30:44he's a future
30:46when you said
30:47anthony edwards
30:48i thought that
30:50was the
30:51the dude
30:51from er
30:54goose
30:55no no
30:56er
30:57yeah no i know
30:58goose from
30:58dot gun
30:59what does that
31:00have to do
31:00i'm saying
31:01it's the same
31:01actor
31:07thank you for
31:08your time
31:09you have a good
31:10day
31:21uh wait
31:23you have a good
31:29we have a good
31:34we have a good
31:34please remove this
31:35one as well
31:35yes
31:39you know if the chair
31:40woman needs help
31:41with any of the equipment
31:42my fiance is a trainer
31:44here
31:45혹시 회장님께서
31:47기구 사용에
31:47도움이 필요하시다면
31:49약혼자가 여기서
31:50트레이너로
31:50일하고 있다고 합니다
31:51우리 필요 없어요
31:52she won't be
31:54needed in that
31:54moment
31:55moment. He's Korean? Well, half?
32:03Half?
32:24She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiance.
32:29what the child woman's husband needs is a physical therapist
32:37you know it's funny she should mention that because my fiance is a physical therapist
32:41i thought he was a trainer yeah no he is part-time but uh yeah we just never thought
32:46to have a pt here before it's genius really most members are 50s 60s they definitely keep
32:52austin busy she's smart you're english chairwoman don't tell only you know oh well i'm so honored
33:03and i'd be happy to set up austin as a pt if you wish perhaps the chairman should try a
33:11session
33:11with your fiance first yes let me try first absolutely i'll set that up i chose a husband
33:1920 years younger so i can die before him and now he has more head problem than me
33:41hey babe oh hey
33:46i got like so many compliments on my shirt today like i love it so much
33:53no well you look so good on it so guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym
34:03i don't want to know austin davis
34:08there's another austin davis no it's you silly what how'd you do that i didn't do anything like
34:21chairwoman park just asked about you on her own she knew all about your football background i think
34:26she saw one of your videos yeah it's kind of cool right i think we should celebrate or something
34:34yeah do you want to join us but show can you put in the uh uh the triple meeting uh
34:39yeah
34:43there's like one little thing though um you have to be a licensed physical therapist
34:52what that's gonna take me like five years no no it's not what are you talking about i don't have
34:57a
34:57license look i just feel like we've been off lately right no i'm fine are you okay
35:12yeah i i i guess i've been feeling a bit off and i don't know i just i just feel
35:18like it'd be really
35:19good for me and us if we both worked at the club and you know moved up together i mean
35:27i guess if you
35:28think that i'll help you feel better sure yeah i think it would okay then hey do you remember when
35:38you lost your driver's license and you used your fake id for a year and no one noticed yeah so
35:45what so dr kim is recommending the fraxel laser proud lift and some filler
36:04well he'll remove for free
36:22and i get all of this for free sure i guess uh let's see your agreement
36:35do you know i'm just gonna start with a laser
36:38and i want to end up looking crazy thank you wouldn't have been able to afford all that
36:45i think this is going to be really good for me
36:49i need you so bad ricky no one can fuck me like you do please don't make me go that
36:57long without
36:57you please sir no one gives me this dripping oh yeah oh oh did you come oh we still remember
37:24you
37:25i
37:25i
37:25i
37:44i
37:45i
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, but there are good data to support the idea that
37:53if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex...
37:59What the fuck?
38:01What the fuck?
38:15What the fuck?
38:25I'd like to change my security questions. The joint account for me and my mom, Marta Lucrecia Diaz. Yeah, I'll
38:34hold.
38:48Come on in.
38:51Hey, Bob.
38:51Hey.
38:54I've got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Yeah, cool. Whatever you need.
38:58Um, also, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02A swimming park gives the green line, of course.
39:04All right.
39:05Here you go.
39:09Yeah, perfect.
39:10Hey, um, by the way, I had a look at the, uh, invoices you gave me. I went over them.
39:18And they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out. Is that all right?
39:23Yeah, no problem. Of course.
39:25All right.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:28Uh, thank you for being you.
39:32Hey, you know what? I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38Thank you. I, I, I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you're the MVP.
39:45Mmm.
39:46Yeah.
39:57But totally worked. You didn't even look.
39:59I can't do this. I'm coming home.
40:01Babe, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:04No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the backup video and he'll fold.
40:11Stupid old fuck.
40:16Babe?
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec. I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your stuff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
40:59Um.
41:02So.
41:04I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah. I saw that.
41:13Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchini, squash, whatever.
41:16We turned the ADU into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25It's sort of freaking me out now, okay?
41:27Did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:31Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um.
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these, like, rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars and it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes, right?
41:49You hate our homes.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet.
41:53Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Cause art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:03And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh my god.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh my god.
42:18I can smell it now.
42:18We've been-
42:19You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:30You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32You see it.
42:33And you, you know, Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Lindsay, listen to me.
42:37Listen to me, Lindsay.
42:38Lindsay, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious?
42:47I'm the most serious.
42:48I'm the most serious.
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled
42:56little Gen Z with no attention to detail.
42:59She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This.
43:03This is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:12I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:48Oh, man.
43:49Landlords, right?
43:54Hmm.
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
44:12I'm sorry.
44:14I'll take it out.
44:15Why are you?
44:15I can't see you.
44:16You're serious.
44:18I'll be worried.
44:19You're worried.
44:20Oh, what's your turn?
44:27Yeah.
44:28I think you'll be able to get back.
44:29Listen, we'll be able to get back?
44:30Do you, I'm tenemos.
44:31I need to take a break.
44:33I know.
44:33What's that?
44:34I'm sorry.
44:36Fuck.
44:37Fuck.
44:41That's what I was doing.
44:46The end of the year.
44:48Let's talk and talk about it.
44:50What are you doing?
44:51What are you doing?
44:53What are you doing?
44:54What are you doing?
44:56If you want me to come back to you,
45:00I'll go back to you.
45:04The guy died.
45:13I have a roll, I have a roll, I have a roll on the floor
45:19I'm like a big head, but dance, dance to death
45:26I have a roll, I have a roll, I have a roll on the floor
45:34Look in your eyes, take a breath, shut your eyes, mirror your eyes
45:49Look in your eyes, take a breath, shut your eyes, mirror your eyes
46:10Look in your eyes, look in your eyes, mirror your eyes, mirror your eyes, mirror your eyes
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