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Five interwoven love stories explore the ups and downs of finding love ( HD )
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00:00:08what are you doing getting dressed I see that why so I can get going you're
00:00:15leaving yeah it's late I know it's late but you don't have to leave why would I
00:00:21stay why I don't know maybe because we just had sex yeah and now we're done and
00:00:29it's late yeah I have to wake up early for work so set an alarm I'm not staying the
00:00:38night so this is just a one-night stand then why are you getting upset I start
00:00:44work early I don't have any clothes here and there's gonna be traffic in the
00:00:47morning it makes no sense for me to stay the night you didn't answer my question
00:00:52so this is just a one-night stand then well originally no but now I'm thinking
00:00:58yes yes look how you're acting I'm acting maybe if you aren't such a
00:01:03self-centered asshole you would know that you don't just have sex with somebody
00:01:05and leave fine you want me to stay I could stay for like 15 more minutes will
00:01:14that make you happy just get the hell out I said I'd stay no get out
00:01:19fine psycho
00:01:21asshole
00:01:39hey
00:01:47I miss you
00:01:48I miss you
00:01:54Sam
00:01:54i miss you
00:02:23it's also from Jessica's breast
00:02:24tonight. Owen, are you listening? Yes. It's my friend Jessica's birthday tonight. She asked
00:02:34me to go out with her. We're gonna be drinking, doing drugs, dancing with random men. At some
00:02:42point we're going to the strip club and I plan on dancing on stage naked. And if all
00:02:47goes well, I'll probably go home with someone. Or multiple someones. Do you mind?
00:02:56Owen. Yeah, what? I asked you a question. Yeah, yeah, babe. Whatever you want. I gotta go to work.
00:03:51Look at her, Cooper. Yeah.
00:03:54She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I think today's finally the day I go
00:03:59talk to her. Yeah, yeah, I know I've been saying that for weeks, but today's different. I can
00:04:11feel it. No. On second thought today really doesn't feel much different than every other
00:04:21day. Whatever. I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna talk to her.
00:04:38What do I say? Hi. I like your face. Yeah. Yeah. I'll work out great.
00:04:52Hey. I'm Theodore. And I think you're incredibly pretty. Since you started coming here, suddenly
00:04:59all the love songs are about you. Yeah. No.
00:05:05Come on.
00:05:06Think.
00:05:10What would Ed Sheeran say?
00:05:17I'm telling you, he loves that phone more than he loves me. The first thing he wakes
00:05:22up to in the morning and the last thing he sees at night. If it could for him, he'd probably
00:05:26forget I even exist. Hey! Knock that crap the F off. I will beat you in public. Is everything
00:05:34okay? Yeah, it's just Austin being a complete idiot like always. I swear when it comes to that
00:05:40kid, the bells are ringing, lights are flashing, and the gates are down. But the train isn't
00:05:44coming. Anyway, what were you saying? I was telling you about Owen and how he gives his
00:05:49phone more attention than he does me. Right. You know what? When your uncle ignores me, I
00:05:53just walk around the house naked. Or wear his favorite lingerie outfit, but mainly naked.
00:05:59Thanks for the visual, Aunt Grace. I really needed that. You know what your problem is? You
00:06:04dress like a schoolteacher. And not in a good, dreamy, sexy way. Like a 1950s schoolteacher
00:06:10with tenure. Thanks. I'm being serious. You want his attention, don't you? Yeah. Well, you
00:06:17have to get it from between his legs. I will keep that in mind. Damn it. This kid. If dumb
00:06:25were dirt, we wouldn't have to come to the park for him to play outside. I'm going to have
00:06:29to call you back later. Bye. Pick up lines. Nope. Nope. Too offensive. Too overused.
00:06:51Okay. Okay. I think I got one. Sorry about my dog. Okay. Bye. Oh, wait. I like your face.
00:07:20Huh? I mean, uh, do you mind filling out a quick survey? I guess not. What's the survey
00:07:31for? Here. Here you go.
00:07:51Well, it was nice meeting you. Yeah. It was nice to meet you, too. You see that? I got a
00:08:08number.
00:08:10Uh-oh.
00:08:11Yeah. I got a number.
00:08:33I got a number. I got a number. I got a number. It was nice. I got a number.
00:08:43Happy birthday to mom and dad's second favorite kid.
00:08:47I bought you a cool gift, but I decided to keep it.
00:08:50Anyway, here's $25.
00:09:03Here's $4.
00:09:05And $0.61.
00:09:07Don't say I never got you anything.
00:09:29Finn, they need you at my party.
00:09:32What?
00:09:33Notice how I said then, mom and dad, not me.
00:09:37I can't open any presents without you.
00:09:39Now come on.
00:09:45Come on.
00:09:47I'm coming.
00:10:12Do you mind if I sit here?
00:10:21I'm Evie, by the way.
00:10:24Sam.
00:10:25Nice to meet you, Sam.
00:10:30This is a nice view of the park.
00:10:31I can see why you like sitting here.
00:10:35It really puts things in perspective.
00:10:40It's kind of like those sayings.
00:10:41You know, like if you give a fellow money and you never see him again, it was probably worth it.
00:10:48Or if you think no one cares if you're dead or alive, just miss a few credit card payments.
00:10:53You know what always confused me?
00:10:55When somebody says, I'm not book smart, I'm street smart.
00:11:00Whenever anybody says that, all I hear is I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart.
00:11:11What kind of sandwich is that?
00:11:12It looks good.
00:11:17I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.
00:11:21I come to this park often and I always see you sitting here and you just,
00:11:26you look so lonely.
00:11:29I just wanted to say hi.
00:11:36I'll go.
00:11:37Have a nice day.
00:11:39Peanut butter and jelly.
00:11:42Huh?
00:11:44It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:11:47Oh, love me some PB&J.
00:11:51Have another half if you want it.
00:11:54Yeah, if you don't mind.
00:12:01Sam, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
00:12:04Now if you eat half my sandwich every time, Humphrey Bogart.
00:12:15Sam, I think I should make the sandwiches next time.
00:12:30How was the date?
00:12:31You gonna meet up with her again?
00:12:34She turned out to be a psycho.
00:12:36So, no.
00:12:37Really?
00:12:38I told you, you need to stop using Tinder.
00:12:40It's the only app people are using.
00:12:42What are you talking about?
00:12:44There's tons of apps.
00:12:45You know what you should try?
00:12:47This new blind dating app I heard about.
00:12:50So, what, it just sends you out on a random blind date?
00:12:53No.
00:12:55Well, maybe.
00:12:57You just talk to people without photos.
00:13:00You know, get to know them first.
00:13:02It sounds kind of corny.
00:13:04It also sounds like a great way to get catfished.
00:13:06Or robbed.
00:13:08Please.
00:13:09If anyone is going to be catfished, it's going to be the girl.
00:13:13Have you not seen a mirror?
00:13:15Remind me why we're friends again?
00:13:23Can you believe that guy?
00:13:24Like, as soon as he finished, she was out the door.
00:13:26Well, what'd you expect?
00:13:27You said you met him off Tinder, right?
00:13:29Yeah, but this one seemed different.
00:13:32Yeah, but they all seemed different.
00:13:34Then you meet them in person and find out all they want is sex with no strings attached.
00:13:39I'm gonna die single.
00:13:42Oh, you should try this blind date app I heard about.
00:13:44Mm-mm.
00:13:45I'm done with online dating for a while.
00:13:47No, but this one's different though.
00:13:48Oh, okay.
00:13:50You don't upload any photos or give out your name.
00:13:52That matches you based on compatibility and you just talk.
00:13:56Sounds pretty corny, don't you think?
00:13:59At least give it a try.
00:14:00What do you have to lose?
00:14:01It's not like men are breaking down your door anyways.
00:14:04Remind me you have our friends again?
00:14:08The Vic was looking at pornography when someone stabbed him in the eyes.
00:14:12Looks like he went blind.
00:14:15From too much masturbation.
00:14:29Hey, it's me, Theodore.
00:14:32Just wanted to say what's up.
00:14:37Wait, I never told her my name.
00:14:43Hey, it's the guy you met at the park today.
00:14:45The one who asked you to fill out the survey, but it wasn't a survey.
00:14:49My name's Theodore, by the way.
00:14:52Anyway, just wanted to say what's up.
00:14:57Wait too long.
00:15:00Why do I keep putting what's up?
00:15:02Who says what's up anymore?
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:10Just keep it simple.
00:15:14Hey Bailey, this is Theodore.
00:15:16I met you at the park today.
00:15:19Just wanted to say it was nice meeting you.
00:15:35Hey, it was nice meeting you too.
00:15:38It was nice meeting you too.
00:15:42Yes.
00:15:43Yes.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47Okay, Theodore.
00:15:50Be cool.
00:15:56Hey.
00:16:00I know we just met, and this is probably way too soon, but...
00:16:05Do you want to get married?
00:16:18Why is this so hard?
00:16:35All right, babe, Jessica's here.
00:16:37I'm leaving.
00:16:42You're going out?
00:16:43Yeah, with my friend Jessica.
00:16:46It's her birthday today.
00:16:50I told you this morning.
00:16:53Right.
00:16:54What time are you coming home?
00:16:55I'm not sure.
00:16:57I wouldn't wait up though.
00:17:01Nicole.
00:17:04Before you go, did you cook anything?
00:17:09Yeah, it's in the oven.
00:17:10Just heat it up.
00:17:31How was your day?
00:17:34It's better now.
00:17:36Is it?
00:17:42Come dance with me.
00:17:43There's no music.
00:17:44Then play some.
00:17:46Come on.
00:17:55Are you just going to sit there?
00:17:57Get over here.
00:18:13Are you cool about dancing?
00:18:15No, I don't like dancing.
00:18:17And you know I don't care.
00:18:23Seeing you as close.
00:18:26I have to say, you're kind of beautiful.
00:18:30You're not about yourself.
00:19:03What do you say the name of that app was again?
00:19:17I guess I can always delete it if anything.
00:19:24Somewhere you need to get your life together.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:33Blind dating app.
00:19:36Search.
00:19:46Sorry.
00:19:48I should have been there to catch you.
00:19:51I'm Jace, by the way.
00:19:52Nicole.
00:19:53You here with your boyfriend?
00:19:54Oh, no.
00:19:55My girlfriend.
00:19:56It's her birthday.
00:19:59But looks like she ditched me for some guys, so I'm calling rideshare home.
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:08Shucks.
00:20:11What happened?
00:20:12My driver just canceled.
00:20:14What?
00:20:15No way, that sucks.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:22Hey, I'll be right back, okay?
00:20:37Hey, did somebody order a four-door sedan with a five-star safety rating?
00:20:47And we are here.
00:20:50Safe and sound.
00:20:51First time I've been able to say that since becoming a driver.
00:20:54Thank you for the ride.
00:20:56Hey, uh, Nicole?
00:20:59You think I can take you out sometime?
00:21:02I'd love to, but I have a boyfriend.
00:21:05Oh, well, I have a Facebook profile.
00:21:08Okay.
00:21:10Sorry, I just thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
00:21:15Well, you have a good night, Nicole.
00:21:17And, uh, try to not let the police catch you on the way out.
00:21:20The police?
00:21:21Yeah, for stealing my heart and running away with it.
00:21:25You have a good night, too, Jace.
00:21:27Good night.
00:21:50Not right now, Nicole.
00:21:51I'm watching something.
00:21:52I just wanted a kiss.
00:21:54Fine.
00:21:58I was gonna go have lunch with a friend today, unless you wanted to do something together.
00:22:03No, no, it's fine.
00:22:03You can go.
00:22:05Are you sure?
00:22:07It's your day off.
00:22:12I can cancel.
00:22:13I'm sure he won't mind.
00:22:14He?
00:22:15Yeah, my friend.
00:22:16Jace.
00:22:18Have I met him?
00:22:19I don't think so.
00:22:23He's tall, handsome.
00:22:28I met him last night outside the club.
00:22:32So should I cancel?
00:22:35What?
00:22:36Should I cancel with him?
00:22:38No, no, no, it's fine.
00:22:39You can go.
00:22:40Okay then.
00:22:43Hey, so according to the site, we're a match.
00:22:46You describe yourself as female.
00:22:48Can you provide any proof?
00:22:54Wow, you really know how to sweep a lady off her feet.
00:22:57What kind of proof are you looking for?
00:22:59I'm pretty sure photos aren't allowed.
00:23:01I can mail you a cup of urine.
00:23:02Would that suffice?
00:23:04Gross.
00:23:04No, I'm not your probation officer.
00:23:07You keep your urine.
00:23:08Hmm.
00:23:09Let me think.
00:23:10Pop quiz?
00:23:12I'm game.
00:23:13First question.
00:23:17What kind of shoes do you own?
00:23:22Sneakers, boots, sandals.
00:23:25No heels?
00:23:26Maybe.
00:23:27Next question.
00:23:31What kind of toys did you play with as a kid?
00:23:35Stuffed animals.
00:23:37Next.
00:23:39I can see this is going to get me far.
00:23:41Does that mean you're giving up?
00:23:43I sit when I pee if that helps.
00:23:45You could just have really bad aim,
00:23:47but it's the only helpful answer you've given me so far.
00:23:50So, thank you.
00:23:51You're welcome.
00:23:52So, do I need to quiz you?
00:23:55It says you're male, but how to be sure.
00:24:01I could always mail you my urine.
00:24:02And if anything, save it for when you go in for your weekly UA.
00:24:05Well, hey.
00:24:06I have to get going to work.
00:24:07Talk later.
00:24:08Yeah?
00:24:09Of course.
00:24:10Have a good day at work.
00:24:11I pick it up.
00:24:25You're okay.
00:25:57Okay. Go.
00:26:01So do you always look this pretty when you go to the bookstore?
00:26:04I was trying to make my boyfriend jealous.
00:26:06Hmm. How's that working out?
00:26:08Not so well.
00:26:09Just a thought. If you're trying to make him jealous, maybe don't tell him you're going to the bookstore.
00:26:14Yep. What would you have told him?
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:17Hmm. Maybe that you're going on a date with a handsome guy. Like with me, for instance.
00:26:21Hmm. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind for next time.
00:26:24Glad I could help.
00:26:26You know, I am glad I ran into you.
00:26:28I was seriously considering camping out on your block until you needed another rideshare.
00:26:32That's not a bit stalkerish.
00:26:34I was thinking more hopelessly romantic. Besides detectives, they do it all the time.
00:26:38Maybe. But you're not a detective, now are you?
00:26:42Maybe I am.
00:26:43You're a detective.
00:26:44Me? A detective?
00:26:47Why, what have you heard?
00:26:48Who told you? I swear it wasn't like that. What did they say?
00:26:53So what?
00:26:55You don't think you're worth it?
00:26:57Worth what?
00:26:58Worth some guy spending endless nights cramped in his car?
00:27:01Peeing in bottles, showering in sprinklers, shitting in mailboxes just hoping he'll get a chance to see you again?
00:27:06Shitting in mailboxes?
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:13You are.
00:27:16Trust me.
00:27:53I had fun today.
00:27:55I had fun too.
00:27:57Do I get to see you again?
00:28:00I'd like that.
00:28:02But I have a boyfriend.
00:28:05I know.
00:28:08You know, if you were Christmas, that would be the Grinch who stole you.
00:28:14I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about you.
00:28:16Not tonight.
00:28:18Not tomorrow.
00:28:20Never.
00:28:25Wait a moment.
00:28:35Sorry about that.
00:28:46I'm sorry.
00:28:47That was a mistake.
00:28:48I'm sorry.
00:28:57Hey, babe.
00:29:01Something wrong?
00:29:07I got to tell you something.
00:29:10Yeah?
00:29:13Never mind.
00:29:15It's nothing.
00:29:16I'm going to bed.
00:29:17Nicole?
00:29:18Yeah?
00:29:20Can you make me food first?
00:29:21There's food in the fridge.
00:29:23Figure it out.
00:29:27Crue up her ass.
00:29:52Good morning.
00:29:54Hope you have a good day.
00:29:55And maybe I'll see you at the park later?
00:29:57Her smiley face.
00:30:11Hey, good morning.
00:30:13Yeah, for sure.
00:30:14See you there.
00:30:29Hi.
00:30:30Hi.
00:30:32Don't tell me you made a sandwich.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:36I won't.
00:30:37Well, did you?
00:30:38Did I what?
00:30:39Make a sandwich.
00:30:40You just told me not to tell you.
00:30:41You know exactly what I mean.
00:30:44I told you next time I would make the sandwich.
00:30:53It's a good-looking sandwich, right?
00:30:55Yes.
00:30:56By far the most attractive sandwich I've ever seen.
00:31:00You think it's single?
00:31:02Come on, try it.
00:31:05Way better than that crusty old sandwich you've been eating.
00:31:08Crusty old sandwich?
00:31:10Wow.
00:31:10I'm just being honest.
00:31:16What'd you put in here?
00:31:18Oh, it's just this nut butter blend I made.
00:31:21Almond butter,
00:31:22peanut butter,
00:31:24cashew butter.
00:31:28Are you okay?
00:31:29Do you say pine nuts?
00:31:31Yeah, why?
00:31:33Yeah, I'm allergic to tree nuts.
00:31:34You are?
00:31:35I had no idea.
00:31:36How's my face look?
00:31:37How's my face?
00:31:38Is it swollen up?
00:31:38Is it swollen up?
00:31:39No?
00:31:40Fine, but should we go to the hospital?
00:31:41All right, quick, quick, quick.
00:31:42My EpiPen.
00:31:42It's in here.
00:31:42It's in here.
00:31:43It's in here.
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:44Come on, come on, come on.
00:31:46Um, I don't see it.
00:31:50Where is it?
00:31:53I'm just kidding.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55I had to get you back somehow
00:31:56for calling my sandwich crusty.
00:31:58Jerk.
00:32:04Evie?
00:32:05Yeah, Sam?
00:32:07I think I'll let you
00:32:08make the sandwiches from now on.
00:32:29Right here.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32Good boy.
00:32:41Come on, Cooper.
00:32:45Hey.
00:32:49Hi.
00:32:53So how's your day going?
00:32:56Good.
00:33:01Oh, and, uh, what about yours?
00:33:05It's great.
00:33:12Well, I'm going to get Max some exercise.
00:33:16It's nice seeing you.
00:33:19Come on, Max.
00:33:28Come on, Eudor.
00:33:30Get together, man.
00:33:31You're blowing it.
00:33:41What?
00:33:42It's called a power pose.
00:33:44It gives you confidence.
00:33:47It works, okay?
00:33:50You're so judgmental.
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55You got this.
00:34:00Hey, uh, so, um, sorry to bother you.
00:34:05Just wanted to see if you have plans Friday night.
00:34:09And if maybe you'd be hungry.
00:34:13No plans.
00:34:15And, yeah, I'm sure I'll be hungry by then.
00:34:20Great.
00:34:22Um, would you like to go with me?
00:34:26To eat?
00:34:28Sure.
00:34:30Really?
00:34:31I mean, okay.
00:34:32Awesome.
00:34:34Awesome.
00:34:44Hey, you.
00:34:45How was your day?
00:34:46I got away with speeding and several other misdemeanors, so, on the whole, I'm satisfied.
00:34:51What about yours?
00:34:53Mine was amazing.
00:34:55One of the worst days of my life.
00:34:57After two weeks of straight good days, I was ready for a change.
00:35:04Yeah, sounds like you were overdue.
00:35:07Anything interesting happen today?
00:35:09Define interesting.
00:35:13Interesting.
00:35:14Adjective.
00:35:15Arousing a feeling of interest.
00:35:19Smartass.
00:35:21Well, I did discover the secret of life.
00:35:24Really?
00:35:25Do tell.
00:35:27Tell you what.
00:35:28Ten bucks, and it's all yours.
00:35:32Ten dollars.
00:35:33Is that all?
00:35:37Well, if you knew the secret of life, you wouldn't think it was worth much, either.
00:35:42In that case, maybe I shouldn't know.
00:35:44I'll just stick to thinking it's chocolate.
00:35:54Should we meet?
00:36:13You're not going to make a sandwich?
00:36:15Not today.
00:36:16But you always pack a lunch.
00:36:20Well...
00:36:22There's this girl.
00:36:23There's a girl?
00:36:24It's not like that.
00:36:26She's just someone that's been coming to the park.
00:36:28You like her?
00:36:30I mean, I guess she's okay.
00:36:33Just okay?
00:36:35All right, fine.
00:36:37She's better than okay.
00:36:41But...
00:36:43But...
00:36:49But...
00:36:50But...
00:36:51She's not me.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56She's not.
00:37:00Sam...
00:37:03Maybe it's time.
00:37:42Do you mind if I sit here?
00:37:50I'm trying to make that woman over there jealous.
00:37:56That homeless woman sleeping?
00:37:59Is she homeless?
00:38:03Why on earth would you want to make her jealous?
00:38:07She's actually my ex.
00:38:09Your ex?
00:38:12Yes. Since we broke up, life has not been easy for her.
00:38:15No, I'd say not.
00:38:20So what shall we talk about?
00:38:22Talk about? As in a conversation? I don't know about all that.
00:38:27I'm not even sure about you sitting here.
00:38:30Certainly wouldn't want to end up like your ex.
00:38:32I certainly wouldn't want that either.
00:38:36The name's Finn, by the way.
00:38:39Penelope.
00:38:39Penelope.
00:38:41That's a nice name. It suits you.
00:38:44Well, Finn, it was lovely meeting you.
00:38:47You leaving already?
00:38:48Yes.
00:38:50Oh.
00:38:53Would you hold this for me?
00:38:55While I walk with you?
00:39:00Come on, then.
00:39:19Sam!
00:39:21Sam!
00:39:25I made sandwiches again.
00:39:28I don't think I can do this anymore.
00:39:31But you don't have to eat it. We can just sit.
00:39:34No, it's not the sandwiches.
00:39:36I'm talking about this.
00:39:38I can't do this.
00:39:39What exactly is this?
00:39:41This.
00:39:42You and me sitting together every day like we're...
00:39:46Like we're what?
00:39:48Like we're friends.
00:39:50And we both know, you and me, we can't be friends.
00:39:56Why not?
00:39:57Because eventually it's going to lead to something more.
00:39:59I see.
00:40:00So you're afraid that this might lead to more,
00:40:03and you don't want to take that chance?
00:40:07Am I so bad?
00:40:12You know what?
00:40:13I was just trying to be nice.
00:40:14So, whatever Sam, I'll leave you alone.
00:40:19Evie.
00:40:26So, you live in London, you fly home tomorrow,
00:40:29and you're just telling me this.
00:40:31When would I have told you?
00:40:33We only just met.
00:40:34Just my luck.
00:40:35I meet this girl, we have this connection,
00:40:37and she's leaving.
00:40:38Connection?
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:43Wait.
00:40:44You're telling me you don't feel it?
00:40:47Like on a scale of one to ten, what would you say?
00:40:51I'm guessing by your face, a three?
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Not what I was expecting.
00:41:00A two.
00:41:04Really?
00:41:04A one.
00:41:06A one out of ten.
00:41:10A zero.
00:41:14Thank you for leaning in while you said that.
00:41:16I could feel the cold breeze coming off your icy heart.
00:41:21You know, the problem with you leaving,
00:41:23is that today's laundry day,
00:41:25all my outfits are clean,
00:41:27we have a day tomorrow,
00:41:28a lot of possibilities.
00:41:31So, what all have you done since you've been here?
00:41:35Mainly just studying.
00:41:37Studying?
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:38I'm here on student visa.
00:41:40You've been here for like three months,
00:41:41and all you've been doing is studying.
00:41:43Yes.
00:41:44I've been proper busy with exams and schoolwork,
00:41:46I'll have you know.
00:41:47Something I'm sure you know little love.
00:41:51No.
00:41:53We have to change that right now.
00:41:56Come on.
00:41:57Where are we going?
00:41:59You'll see.
00:42:02Trust me.
00:42:23Alright, ready to order?
00:42:27I'll have what she's having.
00:42:32I'll have the seafood and rice soup.
00:42:36Did you say seafood?
00:42:38Yeah, why?
00:42:40Actually, can I get my menu back?
00:42:46I'm allergic to fish.
00:42:54I can come back.
00:42:58I'll have the lemon chicken rice soup.
00:43:06What?
00:43:26Hey, how's your soup?
00:43:30it's good yours it's good very uh lemony plus there's rice rice is good when you're really
00:43:44hungry and want a thousand of something
00:44:02could you excuse me for a minute
00:44:11get together man
00:44:39so bailey uh talk nerdy to me what is the ugliest vegetable
00:44:49um i don't think there's such thing as an ugly vegetable but if i had to choose i'd say kale
00:44:55on principle because kale you're telling me ever since kale i've had a soup with the lights on
00:45:05and although not ugly i don't much like onions either onions why they make me sad and not a lot
00:45:13people seem to realize that any other vegetables i should know about no just the two
00:45:23so uh bailey maybe you can help me with this
00:45:30at what age should i tell cooper he's adopted
00:45:34that's a tough one if you told him now how do you think he would take it
00:45:40well if he takes it as well as when i tell him in a minute then good
00:45:45in a minute yeah you know in a minute like like when he's begging for something and i say
00:45:52in a minute cooper what i really mean is please forget and he does every time
00:45:58you uh you don't do that with max
00:46:03sometimes i found it also works on small children
00:46:18this is me
00:46:21i had fun today you're quite the tour guide
00:46:24right subtract the survival skills historical significance and boobs
00:46:39what's the matter am i ever gonna see you again
00:46:48finn
00:46:50i'm sorry i'm ruining the night and i don't mean to
00:46:54give me a phone
00:47:05there now you have my number
00:47:07if you have been london call me
00:47:11so are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary
00:47:22goodnight benelope
00:47:32seriously though call me i will you better
00:48:06i had fun tonight
00:48:07tonight tonight was fun wasn't it
00:48:14oh oh sorry
00:48:25what was that
00:48:37you're afraid of cats
00:48:38cats oh look at that uh fully non-threatening house cat well i'm gonna get going uh i call you
00:48:52later
00:48:53yeah i'd like that
00:48:54yeah i'd like that
00:48:55okay bye bye
00:49:10austin
00:49:10austin get your finger out of your nose
00:49:12no don't eat it
00:49:14no don't eat it
00:49:14oh
00:49:15i can't deal with this kid today
00:49:21hey have you seen a bottle of pills in your kitchen
00:49:24Pills?
00:49:25Yeah, I hid them there so that your uncle wouldn't find them.
00:49:28No, wait a minute. I know where they're at. I hid them in Austin's room.
00:49:33What? I'm joking.
00:49:36Relax.
00:49:38Okay, fine. They're in there.
00:49:40But come on, we're talking Austin here.
00:49:42You think he can open up a pill bottle with that safety thing on it?
00:49:45That kid can't even open up a book.
00:49:53I kissed him.
00:49:55Who were we talking about exactly?
00:49:58Jace. I met him on Jessica's birthday.
00:50:01And then we ended up starting the whole day together, and I kissed him.
00:50:05Is he cute? Did you tell Owen?
00:50:08Yes, he's cute.
00:50:10And I was going to tell Owen, but he never listens to me. Ever.
00:50:16So what would even be the point?
00:50:20I don't know.
00:50:20I don't know. I just feel so alone when I'm with Owen.
00:50:25But Jace...
00:50:28He makes me feel wanted.
00:50:30Listen, I wasn't going to tell you this because I know how much you like Owen.
00:50:33But maybe it's time you let that frog hop on back to the swamp.
00:50:37But I love him.
00:50:39And I don't want to hurt him.
00:50:41Well, something's got to change.
00:50:43Unless you want to be miserable forever.
00:50:48I don't know.
00:50:51We've been talking for a few weeks. How is that too soon?
00:50:54You don't even know what he looks like.
00:50:56I mean, what if he turns out to be a total creep?
00:50:58Well, if he does, I'll have you to think.
00:51:00Me?
00:51:01Yes, you. You were the one that told me to sign up.
00:51:04Well, I didn't think you were going to go and fall in love.
00:51:07Please, I'm not in love. We just barely met.
00:51:09Summer, I know you.
00:51:11And I know when you're in love.
00:51:12Obviously not, because I'm not in love.
00:51:15If you say so.
00:51:17I'm not.
00:51:19Okay, well, call me after your date tomorrow.
00:51:22So I know you're safe.
00:51:23Okay, Mom.
00:51:24I'm being serious.
00:51:26If I don't hear from you, I'll call the cops.
00:51:28You know I will.
00:51:30I'll call.
00:51:31You better.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33Love you. Bye.
00:51:35Bye.
00:51:38Love.
00:51:50You actually signed up for it?
00:51:53What do you mean you actually signed up?
00:51:55You told me to.
00:51:56Yeah, but I didn't think you'd do it.
00:51:59Yeah, well, I did.
00:52:02And I met one person.
00:52:05That's it?
00:52:06Only one?
00:52:08I thought you don't use photos.
00:52:09Did you describe yourself in the bio?
00:52:11Ha, funny.
00:52:14I don't think a lot of people use it.
00:52:17It's the city.
00:52:18Of course a lot of people use it.
00:52:20Fine.
00:52:21Millions of people use it, and I have one match.
00:52:24You happy?
00:52:25Remind me again of all of the triumphs you've had in your dating life.
00:52:30Ouch.
00:52:32Well, how is she?
00:52:35I like her.
00:52:37Yeah?
00:52:39Yeah, I really do.
00:52:42She's smart, and she's a bit of a smartass.
00:52:46Do you know what she looks like?
00:52:50No idea.
00:52:51What are you going to do if you're being catfished?
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55What?
00:52:56It could happen.
00:52:57Yeah, I know.
00:52:58I said that to you when you told me to sign up.
00:53:01You did?
00:53:01Yeah, and you blew it off like it was a joke.
00:53:05Well, I'm sure she looks fine.
00:53:10But have her send a photo, just in case.
00:53:13There's no point.
00:53:15I'm meeting her in person tomorrow.
00:53:18Nice.
00:53:19Can I come with?
00:53:21What?
00:53:21In case she's not what you expected.
00:53:27Fine.
00:53:38What's wrong?
00:53:40Nothing.
00:53:44Sam, I know you.
00:53:46It's just...
00:53:51I don't know.
00:53:54Sam, tell me.
00:53:59I don't want to lose you.
00:54:01You're not going to lose me.
00:54:03No?
00:54:05How would I not?
00:54:08Don't you get it?
00:54:10You live here.
00:54:12In my heart.
00:54:14Willow, all of this is yours.
00:54:17And if I let anyone else in, it'd be like...
00:54:21Like I'm replacing you.
00:54:24And I can't do that to you.
00:54:26I can't.
00:54:27I love you too much.
00:54:31Sam, I'll always be with you.
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:36What do you know?
00:54:39You're not even real.
00:54:58So, what are we looking for?
00:55:01Female, late 20s, sitting alone in a red dress.
00:55:06Oh, do you think that's her?
00:55:11What is your deal, man?
00:55:13Remember that terrible date I told you about?
00:55:16The Tinder one?
00:55:17Remember, no, your Tinder date's terrible.
00:55:18The most recent one?
00:55:20Oh, yeah, I remember.
00:55:22That's the girl.
00:55:24What?
00:55:25No way.
00:55:27Oh, she's cute.
00:55:29You think that's her blind date?
00:55:31Did you see anyone else sitting alone in a red dress?
00:55:35No, just her.
00:55:37Maybe she's running late.
00:55:38Message her.
00:55:44Sent.
00:55:45Is she checking her phone?
00:55:47Oh, yeah.
00:55:48But I think she's messaging you back.
00:55:52What did she say?
00:55:53It's her.
00:55:56Oh, man.
00:55:57What are you going to do?
00:56:06Sense.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:08Wait.
00:56:09What?
00:56:13You're going to hate me.
00:56:15Something came up, and I can't make it.
00:56:18Rain check?
00:56:19I can't make it.
00:56:35Owen.
00:56:38Owen.
00:56:39What?
00:56:40Hey, what are you doing?
00:56:41You're always on this damn phone.
00:56:44You never give me any attention anymore, and I'm tired of it.
00:56:46You're exaggerating.
00:56:47I'm not always on it.
00:56:48Yes, you are.
00:56:51I want you to choose.
00:56:53Either this phone or me.
00:56:55What?
00:56:55That's ridiculous.
00:56:57What?
00:56:58I'm not going to choose.
00:56:59What is this about?
00:57:01What?
00:57:01Is this because we don't go out?
00:57:02Fine, we'll go out.
00:57:04I said choose.
00:57:06And I said I'm not going to.
00:57:07Now give me back my damn phone.
00:57:10You're acting crazy right now.
00:57:14Fine.
00:57:15You want me to choose?
00:57:17All right.
00:57:18I choose you.
00:57:20Now can I have my phone?
00:57:23I'll put it away.
00:57:25I need it for work.
00:57:42I thought you said you were only visiting.
00:57:45Why are you selling all your stuff?
00:57:46I am, but I kind of need money to get there and back.
00:57:50Unless you want to let me borrow some.
00:57:52Absolutely not.
00:57:54Do mom and dad know that you're going to London?
00:57:56Lily, please.
00:57:57I'm an adult.
00:57:59They don't have to know.
00:58:00On the outside.
00:58:02Technically, yes.
00:58:03You're an adult.
00:58:05But up here, we're talking preschool.
00:58:12Is that car for sale?
00:58:16No.
00:58:19I gave you three grand for it.
00:58:21No, man.
00:58:21I'm still making payments on it.
00:58:23I got cash.
00:58:25Sold.
00:58:27Case in point.
00:58:29Shut up.
00:58:31Ugh.
00:58:33Mm-mm.
00:58:35This place is a disaster.
00:58:42Nasty, Summer.
00:58:44Whatever.
00:58:45You need to forget about this guy.
00:58:47How long has it been since you last spoke?
00:58:50A week.
00:58:51A week and no response.
00:58:52It is time to move on.
00:58:54He's obviously not interested.
00:58:56Maybe something happened to him.
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:58Or maybe he came to the restaurant and saw.
00:59:04Saw what?
00:59:06Go on.
00:59:07Say what you're going to say.
00:59:09Maybe he saw you and you're not his type.
00:59:12I don't like seeing you like this.
00:59:15Summer, you need to forget about this.
00:59:17It is for your own good.
00:59:23Billy, slow down.
00:59:32What's your deal today?
00:59:33Nothing.
00:59:34No?
00:59:35Why are you trying to give me a heart attack?
00:59:39It's that girl, isn't it?
00:59:41Can we talk about something else?
00:59:43Like, maybe, how are you so out of shape?
00:59:45No, no, no.
00:59:46Don't turn this around, honey.
00:59:48Have you messaged her since the restaurant?
00:59:50Drop it.
00:59:51You haven't, have you?
00:59:53I said drop it, okay?
00:59:56I thought you liked her.
00:59:59Message her and say what?
01:00:00Like, hey, I know we clicked on here, but remember that one night stand you had a few weeks ago?
01:00:05And the guy wanted to leave because he had work in the morning and then you totally lost your shit?
01:00:11Well, that guy was me, Calvin.
01:00:13I wouldn't send that exact message.
01:00:16I'm not messaging her.
01:00:17I thought we were resting.
01:00:20The silicone in her breast implants are what killed her.
01:00:24Looks like those party boobs were party foul.
01:00:36Quick, quick.
01:00:37Romance movie or horror?
01:00:39Romance or horror?
01:00:40Um, romance.
01:00:42Ha-ha.
01:00:44Modern or classic?
01:00:45Modern or classic?
01:00:47Classic, of course.
01:00:49Pizza or burgers?
01:00:51Quick.
01:00:52Hmm.
01:00:54Pizza.
01:00:56Thanks.
01:01:06Are you going to tell me what that was all about?
01:01:08Dinner and a movie.
01:01:10Your place.
01:01:11Tomorrow I ate.
01:01:12You in or are you out?
01:01:17Smiley face.
01:01:19I'm in.
01:01:46I'm ready.
01:01:47Let's go.
01:01:49Not tonight.
01:01:51I'm tired.
01:01:52Really?
01:01:52You said we were going out, Owen.
01:01:54I got all ready and everything.
01:01:56Again.
01:01:57And we will.
01:01:58Just not tonight, Nicole.
01:02:00And what about your phone?
01:02:01What about it?
01:02:02You said you stay off it.
01:02:04I really just want to relax right now.
01:02:06Can we talk about this later?
01:02:43So, what do you think?
01:02:45Should we move in?
01:02:47Sam, what are you up to?
01:02:48I'm just asking if we should move in because it's kind of ours.
01:02:55You did it.
01:02:55Get over here.
01:02:58I can't believe you bought a house without me.
01:03:01You're better lucky I like it.
01:03:07Sam.
01:03:08Yeah?
01:03:09Something doesn't feel right.
01:03:11Willow.
01:03:12What's wrong?
01:03:13Willow?
01:03:13Willow?
01:03:14Willow?
01:03:16Hey, Willow.
01:03:17Willow.
01:03:18Willow.
01:03:19Wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:03:20Willow.
01:03:21Come on.
01:03:23Come on, come on.
01:03:24Let me know.
01:03:24Come on.
01:04:00Hey, Sam. Remember this photo? Our first date. That was a good day. I want you to always remember me
01:04:09like that. Not like this. Got it? I said, do you got it?
01:04:15Yeah, I got it. Now this next request isn't going to be easy, but you're going to have to do
01:04:23it, no matter how much you don't want to.
01:04:26For me. I need you to let yourself fall in love again. You're the love of my life, and I
01:04:34can't let you spend the rest of your life heartbroken.
01:04:44Sam.
01:04:46I know. I will always cherish the time we had together, but it's time for the next chapter of your
01:04:56story.
01:04:58So until we meet again one day, I love you. Try to stay out of trouble.
01:05:14I love you, too.
01:05:17I love you, too.
01:05:37Owen.
01:05:39Hey, where's my coffee? I gotta go soon.
01:05:44Owen.
01:05:48What?
01:05:53I think we need a break.
01:05:57Did you hear me?
01:06:00I said I think we need a break.
01:06:04Owen.
01:06:04Yeah, whatever you say.
01:06:06I'm going to be late.
01:06:09I'll see you later.
01:06:29Hey, stranger.
01:06:30Just wanted to say that I know what happened, and I understand.
01:06:33You came to the restaurant.
01:06:34You didn't like what you saw and left.
01:06:36I get it.
01:06:36I probably would have done the same, and I'm not mad.
01:06:48If you're trying to say I saw you, and I think you're ugly, you couldn't be more wrong.
01:06:52It's you that would be disappointed.
01:06:59Excuse me.
01:07:00I'll be the judge of whether or not I'm disappointed.
01:07:03And you still owe me a rain check.
01:07:04Remember?
01:07:06Yes, I remember.
01:07:08Your place in an hour.
01:07:11But you don't know where I live.
01:07:13Oh, yeah.
01:07:15I guess I'll just have to knock on every door in the city.
01:07:18This could take a while.
01:07:19Maybe make it two hours.
01:07:22Or to make it easy, we could just meet at the park.
01:07:24The one on Jefferson?
01:07:28Okay.
01:07:29I'll message you when I get there.
01:07:30Oh, and if you turn out to be a creepy stalker, I have pepper spray.
01:07:37Thanks for the warning.
01:07:39I'll make sure to catch you off guard.
01:07:42See you soon.
01:07:49You're getting on that plane.
01:07:51No, Dick.
01:07:52I don't want to go.
01:07:54What about last night?
01:07:56Last night you were all dolled up in that push-up contraption that makes your A's look like C's.
01:08:00I was goofy on Giggle Juice.
01:08:02I would have said damn near anything to play the horizontal polo.
01:08:05You're just saying that because you want me to go.
01:08:07I'm saying it because it's true.
01:08:10Deep down inside, we both know you belong on that plane with that other guy.
01:08:13Whatever his name is.
01:08:15If you'd stay, it won't end well.
01:08:17We'll end up married.
01:08:18Children.
01:08:19Hating each other.
01:08:21You'll get fat and I'll end up cheating on you three times a week.
01:08:24I don't believe you.
01:08:25Just believe that if you don't get on that plane, you're going to regret it.
01:08:29No!
01:08:29Maybe not today.
01:08:30Maybe not tomorrow.
01:08:31But one day when you're washing my clothes and you find women's panties balled up in my pocket.
01:08:36And for the rest of your life.
01:08:38But I said that I would never leave you.
01:08:40Dammit, woman.
01:08:41Can't you see that our problems won't amount to a hill of garbanzo beans in this crazy world?
01:08:47Now, now.
01:08:50Here's looking at you, kid.
01:09:07Thanks.
01:09:15You know, when I said classic, I was thinking a little less classic.
01:09:21How less?
01:09:23Early 2000s, maybe late 90s.
01:09:26I'm offended.
01:09:27You call those classics?
01:09:29Yes.
01:09:31Millennials.
01:09:33Aren't you a millennial, too?
01:09:38Am I?
01:09:41You're right.
01:09:42I am.
01:09:44Quick.
01:09:45I need a distraction.
01:09:47Do you want to see a magic trick?
01:09:49Sure.
01:09:50Here, give me your hands.
01:10:00Isn't this magical?
01:10:28Maybe we should go to my room.
01:10:30What?
01:10:31Really?
01:10:35Yeah.
01:10:36Yeah.
01:10:37Yeah.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:39Let's go.
01:10:41Oh.
01:10:44I'll help here.
01:11:02Hey.
01:11:06Oh.
01:11:08It's you.
01:11:10And I'm actually meeting someone, so.
01:11:13I know.
01:11:15You know?
01:11:17Yes.
01:11:19I'm the one you're meeting.
01:11:26I'm sorry about the other day at the restaurant.
01:11:29I was there.
01:11:31But when I realized it was you, you looked beautiful, by the way.
01:11:41I, I, I, I, I, I just knew you'd be let down, and so I left.
01:11:50I'm sorry.
01:11:51I'm sorry.
01:11:51I'm sorry.
01:11:51This was stupid.
01:11:53It's just that you, you said I didn't like what I saw.
01:11:58And I wanted you to know that I did.
01:12:02I really liked what I saw.
01:12:05And I wanted you to know that I did.
01:12:29About?
01:12:32Me being disappointed.
01:12:33Me being disappointed.
01:12:37About?
01:12:47Me being disappointed.
01:13:12Me being disappointed.
01:13:13Owen, I've been so lonely for so long.
01:13:16We haven't had a real conversation in ages.
01:13:19And I can't even remember the last time you looked at me when I talked to you.
01:13:22I hope you find happiness.
01:13:25Maybe you already have.
01:13:26Your phone seems to make you smile more than I ever did.
01:13:29But it can't be with me. Not anymore.
01:13:32I hope you understand.
01:13:34And know that I will always love you.
01:13:41Nicole?
01:13:56Nicole?
01:14:25Just give me one sec.
01:14:26I'll be back.
01:15:21You don't work tomorrow?
01:15:23I do.
01:15:38Hello?
01:15:41Finn?
01:15:43You're here?
01:15:46Yeah.
01:15:47Yeah, I know it is.
01:15:49Okay.
01:15:50I'll see you soon.
01:16:02Hey, how's your day going?
01:16:04Do you know if this car has a five star safety rating?
01:16:08Nicole?
01:16:08No.
01:16:10You would not believe how many ride shares I've had to take to find you.
01:16:15Hey.
01:16:16Hey.
01:16:18So, where am I taking you?
01:16:21I was hoping you'd tell me.
01:16:39I was hoping you'd tell me.
01:16:40Do you mind if I sit with you?
01:16:42No.
01:16:43It's a public park, so I guess not.
01:16:56Look.
01:16:57I'm sorry about the other day.
01:16:59I was hoping you'd find me.
01:16:59No.
01:17:00No.
01:17:05No.
01:17:06No.
01:17:11No.
01:17:12No.
01:17:15No.
01:17:15No.
01:17:16No.
01:17:20And when you came around, I wasn't ready.
01:17:29But I am now.
01:17:36I'm sorry, Sam.
01:17:38Yeah.
01:17:43That's okay. I packed lunch today.
01:17:46Yeah, we both had the lunch you packed.
01:18:24I got you these.
01:18:27They're lovely.
01:18:29I was afraid you wouldn't call.
01:18:32Please.
01:18:33In the words of the late Marvin Gaye, and four years later by Diana Ross,
01:18:37there ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low to keep me from you.
01:18:43I'm just glad you answered, and you're still single.
01:18:46On the plane I realized I probably should have told you I was coming.
01:18:51You are still single, right?
01:18:54Ben, it's only been a week.
01:18:56I? No.
01:18:57Have you not seen yourself?
01:18:59I don't remember my dreams, but I assume you've been in all of them since we met.
01:19:05Would you stop talking and kiss me already?
01:19:07I'll see you later
01:19:07I'll see you later.
01:19:10See you later.
01:19:14Bye!
01:19:15Bye!
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