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00:00:01Good morning, Mrs. Deerly.
00:00:08Um,
00:00:11tomatoes like acidic soil.
00:00:13Just put a couple
00:00:15tablespoons in your watering can.
00:00:17It'll help.
00:00:32So cool.
00:00:35No.
00:00:37So amazing.
00:00:40And you're amazing for sending it.
00:00:43My face.
00:00:57Oh,
00:01:15I want to be Posh Spice.
00:01:21I'm like, Josh.
00:01:26What?
00:01:26What?
00:01:27It's in my teeth.
00:01:30Just call him.
00:01:32Tell him how you feel.
00:01:34You've been talking for a year
00:01:35and you've never even met him.
00:01:37The only guy I've ever talked to
00:01:38for that long was my dentist.
00:01:40We're just online friends.
00:01:42An environment chat room friendship
00:01:44shouldn't last a year 10.
00:01:46It's time to get this off your device
00:01:47and into the real world.
00:01:48Okay.
00:01:49First of all,
00:01:50we met on an online sustainability forum,
00:01:52not a chat room.
00:01:53And second of all,
00:01:55how do we even know Jared feels the same way?
00:01:57When was the last time you went on a real date?
00:02:01Um...
00:02:01College.
00:02:02That was when.
00:02:03With that Henry guy who thought
00:02:04beer pong and cold pizza qualified as romantic.
00:02:07That's not fair.
00:02:09Sometimes,
00:02:09Henry and I also went to the library together.
00:02:13Yeah,
00:02:13so he could copy all of your biology notes.
00:02:15Ugh.
00:02:17You've been crushing on this guy for too long.
00:02:19It's time to ask him to meet.
00:02:22The only way you know how he feels
00:02:23is if you meet him
00:02:25and there's no guarantee that he's not a catfish,
00:02:27he could be a weirdo.
00:02:28You're right.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:31You got this.
00:02:33I don't know.
00:02:35You remember what happened the last time
00:02:36I tried to put myself out there romantically?
00:02:39The vigilante crime fighter guy?
00:02:41He was funny.
00:02:42He wore a costume under all of his clothing
00:02:45and broke his leg trying to jump off our fire escape.
00:02:47Yeah, like I said,
00:02:49he was hilarious.
00:02:50It was really funny.
00:02:52He couldn't fly.
00:02:53No, he tried.
00:02:58Come on, Tenley.
00:02:59Just go for it.
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:04Okay.
00:03:05Just keep it casual.
00:03:07Tell him what ethically sourced diamonds you're into
00:03:09and how many kids you want to have.
00:03:11Cammie.
00:03:12It's time.
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:18I'm going to take this over there.
00:03:20All right, Tenley.
00:03:22You got this.
00:03:23So be very brave.
00:03:24Let's call Jared.
00:03:27Calling Jared.
00:03:29Please don't pick up.
00:03:30Please don't pick up.
00:03:31Please don't pick up.
00:03:32Please don't pick up.
00:03:32Hello, Jared.
00:03:33Hi, it's me.
00:03:35It's Tenley.
00:03:36Tenley, hi.
00:03:37Wow, so cool to hear your voice.
00:03:38How are you?
00:03:39Yeah, yeah, good, good.
00:03:41So listen, I was thinking,
00:03:44just really not a big deal,
00:03:46but I have been wondering.
00:03:48Yeah?
00:03:50Hello?
00:03:52Maybe we should meet.
00:03:53Sure.
00:03:54How about coffee tomorrow?
00:03:55Milk and honey at 9.30?
00:03:57Yes!
00:03:58I mean, it's very cool.
00:04:00Great.
00:04:01I'll see you there tomorrow.
00:04:06Oh!
00:04:14Whoa.
00:04:16Hey.
00:04:19You dropped that.
00:04:21Sorry.
00:04:23Sorry.
00:04:25You all right?
00:04:27It was a cute happy dance.
00:04:30I like the spin.
00:04:32Would you win the lottery or something?
00:04:34No.
00:04:37Exactly how much of that dance did you see?
00:04:39What dance?
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:43Um, I...
00:04:46I have to go.
00:04:51I'm Everett.
00:04:56Who is that?
00:04:58I don't know.
00:04:59I don't know.
00:05:05Cammy?
00:05:06Yeah?
00:05:07We're meeting at our favorite cafe tomorrow,
00:05:08and I have nothing to wear.
00:05:10It's true.
00:05:11Your options are dismal.
00:05:12You dress like you could have a job interview at any moment.
00:05:14Fortunately,
00:05:15you have a very stylish best friend
00:05:16who works in fashion.
00:05:18Where are you going?
00:05:22Oh!
00:05:23Oh, that's stunning!
00:05:25Take it.
00:05:25It's perfect.
00:05:27And keep your soil samples away from the chiffon.
00:05:30Thank you, Cammy.
00:05:31You're the best.
00:05:32I know.
00:05:37Hello.
00:05:38Nice to meet you.
00:05:40And Tenley.
00:06:07Wow, you look so beautiful.
00:06:11Tenley.
00:06:13Tenley.
00:06:16Tenley.
00:06:18Tenley.
00:06:22Tenley.
00:06:24Tenley.
00:06:25Tenley.
00:06:25Tenley, wake up.
00:06:26What?
00:06:27Tenley, you overslept.
00:06:28What?
00:06:29What time is it?
00:06:309.15.
00:06:31I overslept?
00:06:32I can't believe I overslept.
00:06:33I never oversleep.
00:06:34Oh, I'm aware.
00:06:36It's okay.
00:06:37Don't stress.
00:06:37It'll all be okay.
00:06:43It's a sign.
00:06:44It's a sign I shouldn't go.
00:06:46I should call him and I should tell him that I've got a last minute plane to catch.
00:06:49Or that I got a job in Tasmania and I'm never coming back or that I'm officially a plant.
00:06:54That's it.
00:06:55I'm a shrub now.
00:06:56I'm a shrub and I never move and I never date and I certainly never leave the house because I'm
00:06:58just that proud of it.
00:07:00No one is going to Tasmania or turning into a shrub.
00:07:03Calm down.
00:07:04Breathe.
00:07:05Everything's gonna be fine.
00:07:07Put this on, go for coffee and be yourself.
00:07:10Okay?
00:07:12And hurry up.
00:07:12You're gonna be late.
00:07:36You're gonna be late.
00:07:37How did you do it?
00:07:56I love you.
00:07:58I love you.
00:08:01I love you.
00:08:03Don't dump your leg.
00:08:04I'm sorry.
00:08:04We're not in there.
00:08:05I love you.
00:08:05Oh,90.
00:08:06How did it go?
00:08:07No, Tan, you've spoken to him every day for a year.
00:08:09He owes you a conversation.
00:08:11He can't just ghost you.
00:08:12Okay, okay, you're right.
00:08:14But please don't let this discourage you from taking risks.
00:08:17Yeah, thank you.
00:08:26Hello?
00:08:27Jared, hi.
00:08:28Just wondering why you decided to stand me up.
00:08:30Was I kidding myself into thinking that maybe we could have...
00:08:33Okay, hold on, slow down.
00:08:34I'm Dr. McMahon.
00:08:35I'm the attending physician here at Mercy General Hospital.
00:08:39I hate to be the one to tell you this,
00:08:40but Jared was in a bike accident this morning and brought in to us.
00:08:43Is he okay? Tell me what I can do.
00:08:44Oh, yeah, yeah. He's stable,
00:08:45and he's going to be back to himself in no time.
00:08:47Don't you worry.
00:08:48I did need to ask, though.
00:08:49Do you know if he has any allergies to anything?
00:08:52Strawberries, cats, tree nuts, and the word moist.
00:08:54Dang, sounds like you two have a beautiful relationship.
00:08:58Yeah, I guess we kind of do.
00:09:00Okay, well, he's going to be in room 314.
00:09:03What's your name?
00:09:04Tenley, T-E-N-L-E-Y.
00:09:05Got it.
00:09:06Okay, I'm going to add you to the visitors list.
00:09:08You're his wife, right?
00:09:09Yes, of course.
00:09:12Right. I'll see you soon, Mrs. Carr.
00:09:14Hello?
00:09:16You, keep fighting the good fight.
00:09:23Now, I told you not to keep trying to build that furniture by yourself.
00:09:28This is the fourth time this week.
00:09:30Please hire someone before you lose an eye.
00:09:32Say hi to the wife for me.
00:09:36Uh, the nurse is on a break.
00:09:38Uh, can I help you?
00:09:40Uh, yes.
00:09:40I think we spoke on the phone.
00:09:42I'm Tenley looking for Jared Carr.
00:09:43Oh, yes, of course.
00:09:44Um, Jared.
00:09:45Yes, yes.
00:09:45Um, now, I just need you to sign the visitor's log, and then I have a couple of forms I
00:09:50need
00:09:50you to sign.
00:09:51Sure.
00:09:51All right.
00:09:52I need your, uh, I need your signature here on this one.
00:09:56Uh, from there.
00:09:57Yes.
00:09:58And then, uh, Sue Mary over there.
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:01And just your little old initials on that one.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:04Oh, great.
00:10:05Well, they're so cute, allergic to the word moist, man.
00:10:08Thank you.
00:10:09I think there might have been a mistake here.
00:10:11You know what?
00:10:12Uh, I'm going to get you to have a seat here, Mrs. Carr.
00:10:15I'll let you know when you can see me.
00:10:16Actually, it's Sweeney.
00:10:17My, my last name is Sweeney.
00:10:19Keeping your own last name.
00:10:20I like that.
00:10:31Miss Sweeney.
00:10:32You can see him now.
00:10:49Hi.
00:10:52I'm Tanley.
00:10:55It's, uh, it's nice to finally meet you.
00:11:03Well, this is definitely not how I pictured our first date going.
00:11:10Maybe it'll be a funny story to tell the grandkids one day.
00:11:13Oh, Jared.
00:11:20It's you.
00:11:21It's you.
00:11:23Oh, let me look at you.
00:11:25I'm sorry, who are you?
00:11:26I am Jared's mother, dear, Lynn.
00:11:29The doctor just told us about you.
00:11:37Happy dance.
00:11:39Handsome stranger guy?
00:11:40You two know each other.
00:11:41No.
00:11:43Somebody want to tell me what's going on here?
00:11:45Hi, folks.
00:11:47Just wanted to give you all an update.
00:11:49As you know, Jeff took a significant bump on the head, so we're keeping me in a deep,
00:11:54deep, deep sleep until the swelling goes down.
00:11:57But we're confident that he'll be back on his feet in no time.
00:11:59That's great news.
00:12:00Thank you, doctor.
00:12:01Oh, don't thank me.
00:12:03Thank her.
00:12:04He's going to be okay, Mrs. Carl.
00:12:05Well, thanks to you.
00:12:08Excuse me?
00:12:09Oh, um, right.
00:12:10Uh, Sweeney.
00:12:11My bad.
00:12:12Those forms consenting to us continuing the treatment.
00:12:15They saved his life.
00:12:17He's lucky to have you.
00:12:18Lucky you got here so quickly.
00:12:21I, um...
00:12:22Oh, come on now.
00:12:24Don't be so humble.
00:12:25You saved him.
00:12:29That's what I signed?
00:12:31No, no, no.
00:12:31I, I, I, I...
00:12:32You, you, you, you saved his life.
00:12:35Well, either that or you're committing insurance fraud.
00:12:38Am I right?
00:12:41I got you, Z.
00:12:43Can you imagine?
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Who would do such a thing?
00:12:46Right.
00:12:46It's crazy.
00:12:48Sorry to break up the comedy routine.
00:12:49That's good stuff and everything it is.
00:12:51But can someone explain to me who this woman is?
00:12:54Um, she's his wife.
00:12:57She's his wife?
00:12:57I've been wanting Jared to get married.
00:13:00And I find out today, of all days...
00:13:02Okay, now I just, I'm really, I'm trying to tell you guys.
00:13:05I've been cheating his wife and I don't know about...
00:13:07I assume you have a...
00:13:08You haven't had a wedding yet?
00:13:09Nobody's listening to me.
00:13:10Who are you?
00:13:10You could have one for the family.
00:13:12Hey!
00:13:12Everyone, simmer down.
00:13:14This is a fragile time for Jared.
00:13:16And coma patients are sensitive to noise.
00:13:19So please, I'm going to have to ask you all to take this party someplace else.
00:13:23Can't we stay?
00:13:24I'm his mother.
00:13:25I can't just leave him like this.
00:13:27But what Jared needs right now is rest and quiet.
00:13:30He's in good hands.
00:13:31I promise.
00:13:33I'll tell you what.
00:13:34Why don't we all go back to the house so you can explain this thing over dinner?
00:13:38Ronnie.
00:13:39Ronnie, that's ridiculous.
00:13:41No, maybe we don't understand, but she's family now.
00:13:45Thank you.
00:13:47It's been a strange day.
00:13:48I think I should just get home.
00:13:50I agree with that.
00:13:51Nonsense.
00:13:52You probably haven't eaten all day.
00:13:54And we would love to meet you.
00:13:56We insist you come to dinner.
00:13:58Absolutely.
00:14:02Oh, what a noble mind is here.
00:14:05Our throne.
00:14:06The courtier's soldiers.
00:14:09I forgot the rest.
00:14:11Just keep practicing.
00:14:12She's got a big addition for the school play coming up.
00:14:15I'm doing Ophelia's monologue from Hamlet.
00:14:19Faye, time for dinner.
00:14:21Go get your father.
00:14:22Dad, it's dinner time.
00:14:25Hand the man bocce in peace.
00:14:27I said go get him, not yell at him.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30I'm going.
00:14:34Oh, no need, Paddle.
00:14:36I've got this.
00:14:37Thanks.
00:14:44Father, the Queen hath dispatched me to fetch thee to dine in the great hall.
00:14:50Okay, I'll be in a minute.
00:14:52Sir, the time for sporting hath expired.
00:14:54Your kin dines in the great hall.
00:14:56Make haste.
00:14:57Don't you speak regular English anymore?
00:14:59Mom said dinner's almost ready and she wants you to help.
00:15:02Well, after you, m'lady.
00:15:06Dad.
00:15:07Salad, salad, salad.
00:15:08I got it.
00:15:09Here we go.
00:15:09I kind of just love the dream.
00:15:11So, you must be the mystery wife behind door number one.
00:15:15Petsy?
00:15:17Danley, we do have a lot of questions.
00:15:19It's for you.
00:15:20Yeah, I'll say.
00:15:21I'm sorry.
00:15:22I know this is a lot to absorb.
00:15:24I really care about Jared.
00:15:26But this is just a misunderstanding that spiraled.
00:15:29Oh, I once took a plane to Rochester, Minnesota, and I was supposed to go to Rochester, New York.
00:15:33That's a misunderstanding.
00:15:35Oh.
00:15:35We are just grateful you're here.
00:15:37Is anybody going to mention how messed up this is?
00:15:40Everett, don't be such a guard dog.
00:15:42So, was it a Vegas wedding or something?
00:15:45Or did you guys go on that reality TV show where you meet the person and marry them on the
00:15:49same day?
00:15:50Okay, let's not overwhelm her.
00:15:52Let's start with something simple.
00:15:53Like, what do you do for a living?
00:15:56I'm a horticulturist.
00:15:58I specialize in eco-friendly farming, and I have recently narrowed my focus to soil methods.
00:16:04Huh.
00:16:07I also just heard how boring that sounds.
00:16:09No.
00:16:10No, it sounds like a great match for my Jared.
00:16:12I mean, he loves that stuff.
00:16:13He feels very strongly about plastic bottles.
00:16:16He's even more angry at straws.
00:16:18Jared is so driven to work with people who want to better the planet.
00:16:20Oh, yeah, that's actually how we met on a sustainability forum.
00:16:23A chat room.
00:16:26Seriously?
00:16:27No, a forum.
00:16:28What's the difference?
00:16:29Now, that sounds perfect for my Jared.
00:16:32Meeting a girl who loves reusable plastic.
00:16:36I once used a pillowcase for a plastic bag.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:39Very inventive, Ron.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44It's inventive.
00:16:45It's good.
00:16:45How do we know that she's for real?
00:16:48When's his birthday?
00:16:49January 10th, but I'm not his...
00:16:50What's his favorite place?
00:16:51Rose Valley, but I'm trying to tell you what.
00:16:52I'm not his...
00:16:53What's his pet peeve?
00:16:54People touching his laptop screen and leaving fingerprints,
00:16:56but for the last time, people...
00:16:57Oh, she got you.
00:16:59Everett, enough.
00:17:02Kenley?
00:17:03Mm-hmm?
00:17:03I insist you stay with us tonight.
00:17:05It's been a long day, and you should just rest up here.
00:17:08I really shouldn't.
00:17:09Nonsense.
00:17:10You will stay in Jared's old room, and that is that.
00:17:13Well, please.
00:17:14Good.
00:17:15But you...
00:17:16Don't even...
00:17:17All right.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:19I'm done.
00:17:20Done.
00:17:21But I am onto you.
00:17:25And when he was 16, he demanded that we all learn how to compost.
00:17:30He used to dress up like a fish and get people to sign petitions.
00:17:34Well, he sounds like a wonderful child.
00:17:37Oh, he really was.
00:17:38Always very conscious of others, but very private about his love life.
00:17:43And, of course, attached at the hip with Everett.
00:17:47You have a big Kenley?
00:17:50No, it's just me and my mom.
00:17:52We're like the two musketeers.
00:17:55Oh, kind of.
00:17:56Well, that's nice.
00:17:58Now, I bet you are your mother's treasure.
00:18:01Hmm.
00:18:05Lynn, I'm really sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm not...
00:18:08Mom!
00:18:09Yes, dear?
00:18:10Can you help me run lines?
00:18:14Of course.
00:18:16Be right there.
00:18:17Just give me a minute, Petal.
00:18:18She really wants to ace this addition.
00:18:21No worries.
00:18:21Um, the restroom?
00:18:22Oh, yeah.
00:18:23Just down the hall.
00:18:27What are you doing?
00:18:30Just tell them the truth, Kenley.
00:18:32You're being ridiculous.
00:18:44Woman arrested for pretending.
00:19:00Just do it.
00:19:02Just say it and run.
00:19:03I can't do this without Jared, wrong?
00:19:07We're all about in it.
00:19:09We've got a week until we're toast?
00:19:11He's not going to be ready in time.
00:19:13Oh!
00:19:15Kenley!
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:27This is perfect.
00:19:29What is?
00:19:30Kenley can help you.
00:19:32Help with what, exactly?
00:19:35No way, Ron.
00:19:36Absolutely not.
00:19:37Just think about it.
00:19:39She has similar expertise to Jared.
00:19:42She can help you with the presentation.
00:19:43All you need to do is tell her what you need, Everett.
00:19:48It's all your pride.
00:19:49Speak up, boy.
00:19:54Jared and I have a startup that's being circled by a conglomerate in Panama, and they're trying
00:19:58to acquire us.
00:19:59Yeah, evil overlord corporation, you get the gist, that kind of thing.
00:20:02Unfortunately, a large portion of our shareholders are actually considering the deal, and that'd
00:20:06be the death of our company.
00:20:09Oh.
00:20:10So there's no way a conglomerate like that would sustain our ethos.
00:20:13They are just trying to buy up small business to eliminate competition.
00:20:17They'd throw out our green practices, they'd throw our employees down the drain.
00:20:20It'd be our nightmare.
00:20:23That's awful, but I don't understand how I would help.
00:20:27Well, Jared and I were trying to prepare a presentation to remind the board of the company's
00:20:32missions, the values, try to convince them not to sell.
00:20:36I see.
00:20:37Well, I was the financial side, Jared was sustainability.
00:20:42I mean, I know some sustainability, but it's not enough to finish.
00:20:45And that is where you come in, Tammy.
00:20:48It's going to be a lot of work, so you should say no.
00:20:51Yeah, tonight has gotten really out of handy.
00:20:54My son's business depends on it.
00:20:57Please.
00:21:01Okay.
00:21:02Mm-hmm.
00:21:02Okay.
00:21:03Great.
00:21:04I'll let you two sort it up.
00:21:09All right.
00:21:11So?
00:21:13So?
00:21:18This is what we're working with so far.
00:21:20Wow.
00:21:22This is messy.
00:21:23You know, no one's forcing you.
00:21:26You really don't like asking for help, do you?
00:21:29Not from people I don't know, no.
00:21:33Why were you so happy with you that night?
00:21:36I don't know what you're talking about.
00:21:37Yes, you do.
00:21:38You threw a phone at me, you remember that?
00:21:42Yes.
00:21:43I was talking to Jared.
00:21:44Jared, if you must know.
00:21:48Why did Jared keep his marriage a secret?
00:21:52See, something doesn't smell right about this.
00:21:55I'm going to figure out what you're hiding.
00:21:58I put fresh sheets on Jared's bed for you.
00:22:02Thank you, Lynn.
00:22:03You're welcome, dear.
00:22:08Let's just forget it.
00:22:09What?
00:22:10What about the presentation?
00:22:14You know what I don't understand?
00:22:17Is how I randomly run into a girl in the street, and the next day, I find out that she's
00:22:21my best friend's wife.
00:22:25So Jared never told anyone about me?
00:22:27No.
00:22:29No.
00:22:30And I'm going to guess that he never told you about me, either.
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:40It's my nightmare, Cam.
00:22:42They think I'm his wife.
00:22:45And now, on top of everything, I have to help save the business.
00:22:47It's like every time I try to escape, I somehow end up with something else that needs to be saved.
00:22:51They sound like reasonable people.
00:22:53Just tell them.
00:22:55And say what?
00:22:59Hi.
00:23:00I'm the random internet lady that apparently committed insurance fraud when I saved your son's life earlier.
00:23:05And now you're all convinced that we ran away together and got married,
00:23:09when really this morning would have been the first time I actually met the guy.
00:23:11Yes, because that's the truth.
00:23:13O-M-G.
00:23:15I knew it.
00:23:17Cam?
00:23:18I gotta go.
00:23:20Betsy?
00:23:21We can talk about this.
00:23:22So, you lied about everything.
00:23:25Not exactly.
00:23:26I wonder what the authorities would say if they found out about this.
00:23:29Please, I am begging you.
00:23:31Chill.
00:23:33I'm not going to blow up your little secret.
00:23:36You're not?
00:23:36No way.
00:23:38My mom would be heartbroken.
00:23:40She's been wanting Jared to find someone for literally ever.
00:23:43I spent the whole night trying to tell you all, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
00:23:47Welcome to my life.
00:23:49It takes two weeks to get my mom to sign her permission slip.
00:23:51Why don't you just wait till Jared wakes up?
00:23:54My family's under so much stress already, I don't think they can handle more bad news.
00:23:58I don't know.
00:23:58Plus, it sounds like Jared and Everett needed you to bail the business out.
00:24:02You can't just leave now.
00:24:04This company is everything to them.
00:24:06And my parents took out a second mortgage to help me get the business off the ground, so...
00:24:11Oh, no.
00:24:12Oh, yes.
00:24:14Yeah, you leave now and my whole family's going to the poorhouse.
00:24:17You're in deep, lady.
00:24:21Buried.
00:24:24Thank you for saving my brother and for agreeing to help his business.
00:24:30I know you're just some internet weirdo and technically I should, like, karate chop you and call the cops, but...
00:24:37You seem pretty okay to me.
00:24:40Thank you.
00:24:42Uh, Betsy.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44What's with Everett?
00:24:46Uh, um, don't worry about him.
00:24:48We're basically his only family, so he's protective.
00:24:51He means well.
00:24:56It's my nightmare.
00:24:57It's absolutely my nightmare.
00:25:12Jared?
00:25:14Jared, it's me.
00:25:15Your mother.
00:25:16Lynn Carr.
00:25:17He's got a concussion.
00:25:19He's not deaf.
00:25:20Mom?
00:25:21Good morning.
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:24He's awake.
00:25:25Wonderful.
00:25:27Let's have a look here.
00:25:31That was very bright, mister.
00:25:33Well, you had a bump on the head.
00:25:34Bike accident.
00:25:35You did?
00:25:38My head feels like cut.
00:25:41Oh, hmm.
00:25:42That's the gauze, so please don't pull that off.
00:25:52Who are you?
00:25:54Me?
00:25:55I'm Tenley.
00:25:58Oh, dear.
00:25:59Okey-dokey artichoke.
00:26:01Night-night.
00:26:02What happened?
00:26:03Is he okay?
00:26:04Oh, nothing to worry about.
00:26:05He's still heavily sedated.
00:26:07Perfectly normal for him to be a little bit loopy.
00:26:09He'll be in and out for the next few days.
00:26:11Now, as soon as his head injury is stabilized,
00:26:13we definitely need to operate on that knee.
00:26:17But he will be okay?
00:26:19He'll be able to eat Jell-O like a normal person one day?
00:26:21Oh, yeah.
00:26:23Fork and all.
00:26:24Or do you eat Jell-O with a spoon?
00:26:27You know what?
00:26:27I think I'm Team Fork.
00:26:29Anyways, all we have to do now is let him rest and let the body do the work.
00:26:36We should go, too.
00:26:38We have a lot of work to do.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:42You don't have to help me.
00:26:45Ron can be hard to say no to, but I can handle this on my own.
00:26:49Okay, sure.
00:26:51Just out of curiosity, what percentage of household waste can be recycled?
00:26:5752%.
00:26:58Ooh, 84%.
00:27:00It's okay to just admit you need my help.
00:27:22If we're going to do this, I need you to be honest with me.
00:27:24No lies.
00:27:25I can't do business with people I can't trust.
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:31So, tell me honestly.
00:27:33Why didn't Jared tell us about you?
00:27:39Honestly?
00:27:41I don't know.
00:27:46All right.
00:27:49I'll just get to work, then.
00:28:08All right.
00:28:09I'll meet you in the conference room.
00:28:13You know where that is, right?
00:28:15Yes.
00:28:16Of course.
00:28:23Please be the conference room.
00:28:25Please be the conference room.
00:28:26Please be the conference room.
00:28:27Please be the conference room.
00:28:32Oh, no.
00:28:35Uh-oh.
00:28:37Everett!
00:28:37Everett, help!
00:28:38A little help in here, please!
00:28:40Everett!
00:28:40Oh, ah.
00:28:41Hi.
00:28:42I just wanted to make sure that the cleaning products were all non-toxic.
00:28:51And, uh, yes.
00:28:52Look at that.
00:28:53This is a good choice.
00:28:57Okay.
00:29:03The sustainability initiatives, they're remarkable.
00:29:06But you're forcing the customer to eat the bulk of the costs.
00:29:09Well, we've been over and over this.
00:29:11We can't keep our employees paid if some of that burden doesn't fall on the consumer.
00:29:14Right.
00:29:15But that's why a lot of people shy away from green products, is because of the cost.
00:29:19If you want to stand out, you have to be affordable.
00:29:22The board is going to sell.
00:29:23I can feel it.
00:29:25Ronnie and Lynn, they put all their trust to us, and we're going to fail.
00:29:29There has to be a way to streamline.
00:29:30Make your products appeal to consumers.
00:29:33Actually be able to compete with Panama.
00:29:35If you have any miracle solutions, I am all ears.
00:29:47This doesn't make any sense.
00:29:48Well, of course it does.
00:29:50When you're only selling expensive imported products.
00:29:52No, no, no, not that you.
00:29:56What do you mean?
00:29:58I've known Jared my entire life.
00:30:00He tells me everything.
00:30:01Told me the time that he peed himself in sophomore gym class after the quarter mile run.
00:30:05And he already showered and changed, so he didn't have to.
00:30:07But he did.
00:30:08Because he tells me everything.
00:30:11But you, he hasn't told me anything about you.
00:30:19I get it.
00:30:21It's a lot to take in.
00:30:23And the last thing I intended was for my presence to cause such a tornado.
00:30:29I promise I only want what's best for Jared.
00:30:32And I was trying to do what was right in the moment, but I see now that I just need
00:30:35to come out and tell you that...
00:30:38Hi, Lynn.
00:30:39Uh, no, I haven't, I haven't yet.
00:30:41I will, I will, I will.
00:30:42Okay, bye.
00:30:43Bye.
00:30:43Bye.
00:30:44That's Lynn.
00:30:44She's insisting that we both go to dinner tonight.
00:30:46I'm sorry.
00:30:47What were you saying?
00:30:49Nothing.
00:30:54He was an awful soccer player.
00:30:57He used to always kick it in the wrong goal.
00:31:01Everett was always the athlete of the family.
00:31:03Uh-huh.
00:31:04I don't know about that.
00:31:05He had me beaten track and field.
00:31:06Nonsense.
00:31:07Jared always ran like a giraffe that had been shot with a tranquilizer dart.
00:31:11You let him win.
00:31:13He was lucky to have you watching out for him.
00:31:16No, I was lucky to have you guys.
00:31:20Yeah, it must have been nice having siblings.
00:31:22I always wanted them.
00:31:24Well, our family is your family now, Petal.
00:31:26And we are all in this together.
00:31:29We should stay again tonight.
00:31:31We'll have breakfast in the morning.
00:31:32Yeah, stay.
00:31:34I would love that.
00:31:36Oh, thank you.
00:31:38Thank you.
00:31:44You should get started earlier tomorrow.
00:31:46Not another time.
00:31:47Yeah, sure.
00:31:48I'll come pick you up first thing.
00:31:51Sounds good.
00:31:56What?
00:31:58Nothing.
00:31:59I just haven't seen that shirt in forever.
00:32:01I guess Jared's had it the whole time.
00:32:03I'm sorry.
00:32:04I thought this was Jared's.
00:32:06It doesn't matter.
00:32:10Um, all right.
00:32:14Tomorrow.
00:32:16See you tomorrow.
00:32:22Judy, Cricket!
00:32:23You scared me!
00:32:26So, how did it go today?
00:32:28It was worse than I thought it would be.
00:32:30Everett definitely doesn't trust me.
00:32:32Well, you did just emerge from some chat room and dupe your way into my family, so can you blame
00:32:37them?
00:32:38No.
00:32:39So, what's the deal?
00:32:41You guys are his only family.
00:32:42What's that all about?
00:32:43He lost his parents when he was young.
00:32:45His grandparents raised him, and when they passed, my family just kind of took him in.
00:32:49He's basically my brother.
00:32:50I'm sorry.
00:32:51I didn't know that.
00:32:52He pretends to be all put together, but really, he's kind of a mush.
00:32:57What was that?
00:32:59Um, Betsy?
00:33:02Betsy, move.
00:33:03I can explain.
00:33:04Move.
00:33:05No.
00:33:08Hey, that's why you're always in Jared's room.
00:33:11Who is that boy?
00:33:12Is that your boyfriend?
00:33:14No.
00:33:15Kind of.
00:33:16His name's Ryan.
00:33:17I know my mom would never let me date him, so we just hang out in the yard and talk,
00:33:21and
00:33:21that's all, I swear.
00:33:22No.
00:33:23That's unacceptable.
00:33:24You can't hide this.
00:33:26Oh, yes, I can, and I was doing a good job of it until you showed up.
00:33:31Would you like me to call my mom in here and tell her your little secret?
00:33:35Mom!
00:33:39Chill.
00:33:39You know I wouldn't actually tell her.
00:33:42We need you to help save the business and make sure my parents don't lose the house and
00:33:45blah, blah, blah.
00:33:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:46Have you ever tried just asking her for permission?
00:33:49Oh, no, I'm telling you she wouldn't go for it.
00:33:51She's really strict.
00:33:55Tell him to come back tomorrow at a reasonable hour.
00:33:59I'll help you talk to your mom.
00:34:01Fine.
00:34:06Also, tell him to stop throwing rocks.
00:34:08It's very rude.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:11Good girl.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:25The doctor said that they still need to operate on his leg, but he would be okay.
00:34:37Oh, good morning, dear.
00:34:41Tenley, this is Larissa.
00:34:43Larissa, this is Tenley, Jared's wife.
00:34:47Hi.
00:34:48Excuse me.
00:34:49Did you just say wife?
00:34:50Mm-hmm.
00:34:53Tenley, Jared never mentioned you.
00:34:55How long have you two known each other?
00:34:56Yeah, about a year or so.
00:34:59A year?
00:35:00Uh-huh.
00:35:00Oh, Larissa, I made some brownies.
00:35:03You have to take some with you.
00:35:04Okay.
00:35:05Hey, Mom.
00:35:07Uh, this is my friend, Ryan.
00:35:11Oh?
00:35:12Hi, Mrs. Carr.
00:35:13So nice to meet you.
00:35:14Uh, I was hoping I could take Betsy to homecoming if that would be okay with you.
00:35:19Oh.
00:35:20Uh, great.
00:35:27Ryan, is that yours?
00:35:30Uh, sure is.
00:35:32It's my Franken-bike.
00:35:33Hmm.
00:35:36Betsy, kitchen now.
00:35:43So, you're the secret wife, eh?
00:35:46Careful, secret boyfriend.
00:35:49Apparently everyone's just full of secrets.
00:35:52Mom!
00:35:53It's just a dance.
00:35:54It's not like I'm joining a cult or something.
00:35:56I mean, you never let me do anything.
00:35:58I'm not a kid anymore.
00:36:04Maybe, maybe I should go over there.
00:36:10What's going on?
00:36:12Betsy has a boyfriend.
00:36:17Yikes.
00:36:17Who showed up on that, that death-mobile.
00:36:20OMG, will one of you guys, like, talk some sense into this lady?
00:36:24Hey, that is Mom to you.
00:36:26What if?
00:36:27What if Betsy can go to the dance on the condition that she not ride the Franken-bike?
00:36:34Come on, Lynn.
00:36:35You let Jared take the rest of the same dance.
00:36:37Same age.
00:36:38I'll drive them.
00:36:40That's nice of you.
00:36:41It's nothing.
00:36:42Lynn, all high schoolers go to dances.
00:36:45You should give this a chance.
00:36:47Exactly.
00:36:48It's not the Middle Ages or whatever.
00:36:50You can't just lock me in a tower.
00:36:56Fine.
00:36:57But no motorcycle.
00:37:00And I don't want to hear, Mom, can I get my nose pierced ever again.
00:37:03You hear me?
00:37:04I'll just do it when I go to college.
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:06Thanks, you guys.
00:37:14These look so good.
00:37:15Yeah, we had some last night.
00:37:20So, he's been with you a full year?
00:37:23I'm sorry.
00:37:25You have nothing to apologize for.
00:37:27You...
00:37:28You seem great.
00:37:30Thank you.
00:37:31So do you.
00:37:35Bye.
00:37:43You don't need to worry about her.
00:37:46You have got to stop doing that.
00:37:48I don't even know how you enter without making any noise.
00:37:50You're like a Prius.
00:37:53She and Jared are just friends.
00:37:55They dated in high school, but since then, they've just been homies, so you don't need
00:37:59to worry.
00:38:00I got a call back.
00:38:02Nice.
00:38:03Not bad for a theater nerd.
00:38:05I should do a dress rehearsal tonight for everyone.
00:38:08Tenley, will you come?
00:38:09Oh, I don't know if I can.
00:38:11Please, I need this part, and I really want your feedback.
00:38:14It's a school play, not the Oscars.
00:38:18Actually, I would love to come.
00:38:20Really?
00:38:25We're late.
00:38:26Well, could we stop by my place first?
00:38:28Sure.
00:38:29Yeah.
00:38:35It's my shirt, too.
00:38:36Oh.
00:38:41The female rhino rebuffs the attention of the male, but the male remains persistent.
00:38:46In his quest for...
00:38:47You're home.
00:38:48I was about to file a missing persons report about you.
00:38:51What are you wearing?
00:38:54Hi.
00:38:54This is Everett, Jared's friend.
00:38:56Hi, I'm Carrie.
00:38:58Hey.
00:38:58I have to change.
00:39:00Huh.
00:39:04I'm...
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:11How is it you went from being a completely dateless recluse to married and dragging some
00:39:14model to our place in the span of, like, two days?
00:39:16Not a model.
00:39:17He's Jared's best friend and quasi-brother, I guess.
00:39:20So why is he here?
00:39:22Because his business with Jared is a sinking ship that apparently only I can save.
00:39:26Otherwise, Ronnie and Lynn are going to lose their house.
00:39:28Jared's sister Betsy knows everything, but she's insisting that I keep it a secret.
00:39:32Oh, and I met Larissa, Jared's high school sweetheart, which was the cherry on top of a disaster
00:39:36sundae.
00:39:36There are way too many characters.
00:39:38I cannot follow this.
00:39:40I don't even know how to tell them.
00:39:42Every time I try, I get interrupted by a doctor or a teenager.
00:39:45Wait, what teenager?
00:39:47There are two.
00:39:47Faye and Betsy.
00:39:48Tenly, get a grip and just tell them.
00:39:50Cammy, they'll hate me.
00:39:52Why are you doing all this?
00:39:53For a guy that literally didn't tell anyone in his life that you exist?
00:39:56You talked my ear off about Jared for a year.
00:39:58Don't you think it's weird that no one in his life knows about you?
00:40:00Did you ever consider that maybe this whole thing is one-sided?
00:40:051-800-Ouch?
00:40:061-800-Harsh-but-true.
00:40:09It's about more than just Jared.
00:40:11Everett can't pull off the presentation alone.
00:40:15Cammy, he needs my help.
00:40:20I don't want to hurt them.
00:40:23Ten, you're already hurting them.
00:40:44Oh, a little Tenly.
00:40:52You ready?
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:54Let's go.
00:40:55Don't forget your lunch.
00:40:58Thank you.
00:41:02No, that is not the right composting method.
00:41:04Let me see.
00:41:05It is the right composting method.
00:41:07Jared did it himself.
00:41:08No, it isn't.
00:41:09Give me the thing.
00:41:11Wrong.
00:41:14All right, I think we need to eat some lunch.
00:41:15We're both a little hangry.
00:41:16I'm not hangry.
00:41:22Okay, maybe I am a little hangry.
00:41:33Wow.
00:41:35I got a sandwich.
00:41:38That's quite the spread.
00:41:40Yeah, I grew most of it in my garden.
00:41:42You're a green thumb?
00:41:43Well, I try and buy local and use my own produce.
00:41:46It's actually pretty affordable.
00:41:47Do you want some?
00:41:48You can get all this locally.
00:41:51It's actually very affordable.
00:41:54That's good.
00:41:55Affordable, Everett?
00:41:59How affordable?
00:42:01Like $3.50?
00:42:03$3.50.
00:42:04That's it.
00:42:04Yes.
00:42:06Yes.
00:42:06Eliminate all the companies you pay to import.
00:42:08Who needs French wine and Italian cheese when you have all these great local vendors here
00:42:12that won't charge tariffs and delivery fees.
00:42:15All local, all the time, sustainable and affordable.
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:19And that is not affordable.
00:42:20Sorry.
00:42:21But tell me more.
00:42:24I just don't really know how you can afford to be that clumsy.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:29You know what?
00:42:32What is up with you and smashing electronics?
00:42:34Hmm.
00:42:35My frustrating yet often adorable lack of spatial awareness.
00:42:38I get that.
00:42:41Okay.
00:42:42So if we go with your plan, then we have to swap out the supply chain.
00:42:45Which would mean we need to have vendors.
00:42:47I have an idea.
00:42:48Can you meet me in an hour?
00:42:50Sure.
00:42:50Where?
00:42:50I'll text you the address.
00:43:12Hey.
00:43:14Hey.
00:43:15Welcome to my garden.
00:43:18I am.
00:43:19I thought you could try some stuff for yourself.
00:43:21Wow.
00:43:22Now, a lot of these vendors operate here, but also have farms outside of the city.
00:43:28Hold on here.
00:43:29You run this whole place?
00:43:31Mm-hmm.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:33We have clover, manuka, and lavender honey.
00:43:37The lavender one is my favorite.
00:43:39I'm really sorry.
00:43:41Sorry.
00:43:42So it's not just techie stuff you like to break.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46Let's see.
00:43:46We also have this beautiful selection of cheeses.
00:43:50All of these dips.
00:43:51Fantastic.
00:43:51And the fruit, all organic, of course.
00:43:54And this is all from here?
00:43:56Mm-hmm.
00:43:59Wow.
00:44:00This whole time we were so focused on gourmet products, we overlooked what was right in front of us.
00:44:06Yeah, I love it here.
00:44:10It's pretty fantastic.
00:44:14So you won the national science competition?
00:44:18Yes.
00:44:19That's for my research on soil sustainability.
00:44:23I'm actually still working on that old school project.
00:44:26It's good.
00:44:27It shows commitment.
00:44:30Did you always know you wanted to run your own business?
00:44:34Honestly, I didn't know what I wanted.
00:44:39Jared was the idea guy, and I was just trying to repay their family for everything.
00:44:46This is the first date I've ever looked at, more than just a numbers game.
00:44:51There's actually one more thing I'd like to show you.
00:44:54No, wrong again.
00:44:55What?
00:44:56You're telling me that that's not a carrot?
00:44:58Wait, that is a beet.
00:45:00That is why the sign is there.
00:45:02Oh, I thought it was in it.
00:45:04It's on the wrong road.
00:45:05Well, hello.
00:45:06Look who it is again.
00:45:08What are you doing here?
00:45:10I garden.
00:45:12It's my garden.
00:45:15Now, why don't you just have a little chat with Miss Dearly there?
00:45:21You didn't tell him, did you?
00:45:22Not.
00:45:23Technically, no.
00:45:24Seriously?
00:45:25What do you think is going to happen if you keep going on like this, Tenley?
00:45:28Tenley!
00:45:30Do you like him?
00:45:33We are this close to saving the company, and then that's it.
00:45:36I'm going to see it through, and I'm done.
00:45:39I haven't seen you look at anyone like that since you went to the Renaissance Fair in sixth grade,
00:45:42and you got all weird about that knight who gave you a tulip.
00:45:44It was a rose.
00:45:47And I had a thing for jousting, okay?
00:45:48Who hasn't?
00:45:49And there is nothing going on with every...
00:45:52Hey.
00:45:53Hey.
00:45:54She's not much of a dogger.
00:45:55Oh, surprising.
00:45:57Hey.
00:45:58Hey.
00:45:59We should go?
00:46:00Is that a thing for Faye?
00:46:01Oh, yes.
00:46:04Audition.
00:46:05Audition.
00:46:06Faye's audition, of course.
00:46:09Nothing going on.
00:46:11Nope.
00:46:14Hey, Miss Dearly.
00:46:20No, that's mine.
00:46:23It's closer.
00:46:24Okay, fine.
00:46:25Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:46:27Hey, there you are.
00:46:28I was just pummeling Ron at bocce.
00:46:30What bull-faced lie?
00:46:31I'm up by two points.
00:46:34You should join us.
00:46:35Fun.
00:46:35I've never played before.
00:46:37Oh, that's all right.
00:46:38Everett can teach you.
00:46:39Oh, I see how it is.
00:46:41They're setting me up with the novice.
00:46:43Okay, you know...
00:46:44Don't mind him.
00:46:45He's too competitive for his own good.
00:46:48You better not mess up my winning streak, kid.
00:46:50Winning streak?
00:46:51I'm the only one in this house with a winning streak.
00:46:55Undefeated champion.
00:46:56Please.
00:46:57Oh, I'm next.
00:46:58Okay?
00:46:59Yeah, no, I'm just warming up.
00:47:00Oh, Everett.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:04Oh.
00:47:04You want to get Ron's ball out.
00:47:06Never.
00:47:09Oh!
00:47:11Beginner's luck.
00:47:12Beginner's luck.
00:47:12I don't know, Ron.
00:47:13Maybe I'm just good at this, huh?
00:47:15Mm-hmm.
00:47:16Getting spicy.
00:47:20Ooh.
00:47:23Oh, nice, nice.
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:26Well, what about that?
00:47:28Oh, nice.
00:47:29All right, you got this.
00:47:37Wait, wait.
00:47:38I'm just going to see it.
00:47:40Champion.
00:47:41Oh.
00:47:42That's a good shot.
00:47:43Nice winning streak, Ron.
00:47:44That's impressive.
00:47:45It's a great winning streak.
00:47:46Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
00:47:49Ooh, showtime.
00:47:50Oh, the stage looks amazing.
00:47:52Oh, look at this.
00:47:55I love that.
00:47:57The applause.
00:47:59How cute.
00:48:00Now see that noble and most sovereign reason.
00:48:04Like sweet bells jangled out of tune and harsh.
00:48:08That unmatched form and feature of blown youth.
00:48:12Blasted with ecstasy.
00:48:14Oh, woe is me.
00:48:16To have seen what I have seen.
00:48:19See what I see.
00:48:23Lovely, just lovely.
00:48:25Amazing.
00:48:26I have no idea what it was about.
00:48:27It's about seeing someone good and noble turn into something ugly and lose themselves to the point where they're unrecognizable.
00:48:35Come on, Dad.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:38Oh.
00:48:41Faye, you were amazing.
00:48:43Really?
00:48:44Thanks.
00:48:51I'm sorry about that.
00:49:00You okay?
00:49:01Yeah, I just got a little overwhelmed.
00:49:04I get it.
00:49:05There's a lot going on.
00:49:11What are you doing?
00:49:12Just doodling.
00:49:15It's really relaxing.
00:49:17You should try it.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:23That was you.
00:49:24That was you.
00:49:25That was all you that time.
00:49:27I'll get it.
00:49:28No, no, no.
00:49:28I'll get it.
00:49:28I'll get it.
00:49:29Wait, wait, wait.
00:49:29Please.
00:49:30Let me get it.
00:49:30Let me get it.
00:49:33Oh.
00:49:48Oh, speech.
00:49:48All right.
00:49:50Settle down.
00:49:50Settle down, everyone.
00:49:51Settle down.
00:49:52First of all, I think that we owe a round of great applause to Faye for her stunning performance
00:49:59this evening.
00:50:00Yay!
00:50:00Yes.
00:50:03And I've also got some other news.
00:50:05I talked to Dr. McMahon, and Jared's doing amazingly well.
00:50:10He is going to get his knee surgery tonight.
00:50:12We can see him tomorrow morning.
00:50:17And Tenley, we started off the week with some bad news, and then we got some wonderful news.
00:50:23We can't wait to welcome you to the family.
00:50:26So, to our growing, wonderful, wild family.
00:50:32Cheers.
00:50:34Cheers.
00:50:37Cheers, Tenley.
00:50:44Well, thank you again for another wonderful meal.
00:50:47Your family has been so kind.
00:50:49It's your family too, Petal.
00:50:53Oh, no, please leave it.
00:50:55Oh, no.
00:50:56Lynn, I insist.
00:50:58You are so sweet.
00:51:00Jared is going to be over the moon to see you tomorrow.
00:51:04I can't wait.
00:51:10Um, Tenley, dear.
00:51:13Well, I noticed you don't wear a ring.
00:51:17I don't.
00:51:17I don't really wear a lot of jewelry.
00:51:21Well, there's an heirloom.
00:51:22It's my grandmother's engagement ring, and I would like you to have it.
00:51:26I couldn't.
00:51:28Nonsense.
00:51:28You should have it.
00:51:29I shouldn't have it.
00:51:30Just try it on.
00:51:30Lynn, I can't.
00:51:31Just try it.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:38It's perfection.
00:51:43Oh, Everett, Everett, come here.
00:51:44Come look.
00:51:45I just gave Tenley my grandmother's engagement ring.
00:51:48Look, it's just, it's perfect.
00:51:54Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:02Oh, well, good night, you two.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:09Ooh, it's tight.
00:52:10It's, like, really tight.
00:52:12You should try sliding.
00:52:13I'm trying to slide it off.
00:52:15Help!
00:52:15I can't get it off.
00:52:16Okay, I got an idea.
00:52:16I'll be right back.
00:52:17Ooh, no!
00:52:24The ring looks good on you.
00:52:25No, it's not meant for me, clearly.
00:52:27You can get it resized.
00:52:28It's, like, everything I do gets me further into a mess.
00:52:32That's a bit dramatic.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:38Let's see.
00:52:40You want a countdown?
00:52:42Yes, please.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:44Three, two, one.
00:52:46Come on.
00:52:48Oh!
00:52:51It worked.
00:52:52Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:52:54Oh, thank you.
00:53:00Do you want a ride home?
00:53:00Oh, um, I can just walk.
00:53:04Do you want some company?
00:53:06Sure.
00:53:09It's great news about Jared, huh?
00:53:11Yeah.
00:53:12It's terrific.
00:53:14Look, I have some things.
00:53:15Oh!
00:53:16You first.
00:53:18I just wanted to say thank you for everything today.
00:53:21Seriously.
00:53:22It's amazing.
00:53:23It's a game changer.
00:53:25It's nothing.
00:53:28It's not nothing.
00:53:30And I know that I've been a bit protective.
00:53:33Protective?
00:53:34Really, I had not noticed.
00:53:38It's just that, you know, they're my family, and Jared's my brother.
00:53:43You know, you puff your chest out when you see a threat.
00:53:47Yeah, I get it.
00:53:50Hey, I now know why that Jared kept you a secret.
00:53:57Why?
00:54:00Hey, it's just that we're kind of like a package deal, and don't get me wrong, it's great,
00:54:06but I just wish sometimes it didn't have to be like that, that our identities are that
00:54:11intertwined, and that's probably why.
00:54:13No, I envy that.
00:54:15Don't.
00:54:19I'm an only child.
00:54:21My mom raised me by herself, and she worked all the time.
00:54:25I always thought that siblings seemed like so much fun, so it's kind of hard to play tag
00:54:30by yourself.
00:54:31I won almost every time.
00:54:34I bet you did.
00:54:37Yeah, they're fun sometimes.
00:54:39When they're not stealing your clothes and stuff like that, which is something that you
00:54:42picked up awfully quick.
00:54:43To be fair, I thought I was stealing Jared's clothes.
00:54:47No, you were so lucky to have such a big, warm family.
00:54:53Hey, the noises, the laughter, the chaos of it all.
00:54:59Everett, I love it.
00:55:04And everybody's all so different, you know?
00:55:06I never got to experience that.
00:55:08My childhood was all one note.
00:55:11My mom and I were so similar, we might as well have been the same person.
00:55:15Nothing wrong with that.
00:55:16No, no, I know.
00:55:17It's just that I guess I never realized how vibrant a family can be until I met yours.
00:55:24They're your family now, too?
00:55:28Right.
00:55:33What were you going to say earlier?
00:55:35What?
00:55:36Before the whole childhood backstory thing.
00:55:39Ah, it's nothing.
00:55:41There's so much going on right now, I don't want to have to worry about it.
00:55:52Ah, thanks for walking home.
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:56So, tomorrow, right?
00:55:59See you tomorrow.
00:56:02Bye.
00:56:36Hi.
00:56:39Hi.
00:56:42I, um...
00:56:44I thought I should talk to you before the rest of the family.
00:56:49I wanted to apologize for letting things get so out of hand.
00:56:55You have always been such a great friend to me.
00:56:58And I am so sorry if I mistook that friendship for something more.
00:57:03I built you up to be this mythic figure.
00:57:08You were always behind a screen. It was easier that way, you know?
00:57:16Be honest.
00:57:19Do you think they'll hate me when they find out tomorrow?
00:57:24Right.
00:57:29By the way, I, um...
00:57:32I think the company's gonna be okay.
00:57:35Yeah, Everett.
00:57:37But he did an amazing job.
00:57:41He's actually...
00:57:44He's wonderful.
00:57:48Uh-oh.
00:57:51Feelings.
00:57:53That's bad. That is so very, very bad.
00:57:58Do you mind if I stress eat this?
00:58:03Oh, dear.
00:58:13Oh, isn't that sweet?
00:58:16Hi, Tenly.
00:58:17You came to see him last night?
00:58:19Yeah, why isn't he awake yet?
00:58:20Uh, Doc said he stole all our medication after the surgery.
00:58:23It could be a while yet.
00:58:24Nothing to worry about, dear.
00:58:28How's he doing?
00:58:29A-okay.
00:58:32It's great.
00:58:34I know you're ready for Wednesday.
00:58:35I have to tell you something.
00:58:36It is long overdue.
00:58:38What is it, Petal?
00:58:40I'm not Jared.
00:58:40Hey, I actually need to talk to you for a second.
00:58:42If you could just...
00:58:47Betsy, what are you doing?
00:58:48You can't tell them yet.
00:58:50I am tired of lying and lying and lying.
00:58:53Please.
00:58:54Just a little longer.
00:58:55Until Wednesday.
00:58:56What difference is a couple days going to make?
00:58:58The board moved the presentation up.
00:59:00It's in two days.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:01My family needs this company to survive.
00:59:04No.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05The presentation, it's done.
00:59:06I did my part.
00:59:07They can handle it from here.
00:59:08But there's no way Jared's going to be ready in time.
00:59:10Look.
00:59:16It has to be you, Tenly.
00:59:20Everett keeps saying how solid you guys are as a team.
00:59:24He needs your help still.
00:59:27We can't lose the house.
00:59:30My parents have put so much into this company.
00:59:32There's too much riding on it for you to give up now.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:44Fine.
00:59:45I will do the presentation, but then that's it.
00:59:47Okay.
00:59:48Um, oh.
00:59:48And just one more thing I need.
00:59:50You have got to be kidding me.
00:59:52Want to help me pick out a dress?
00:59:53Mom's going to make me reuse her, like, 80s poof dress.
00:59:56I'm just a help.
00:59:56Better idea.
00:59:58So.
01:00:00What did you want to tell us?
01:00:02That's nothing.
01:00:03Tenly.
01:00:03By the way, the presentation, it's on...
01:00:07Wednesday.
01:00:07Yes.
01:00:08Fancy told me.
01:00:09But Jared can't do it.
01:00:11Do you think that you can handle this part?
01:00:13Of course.
01:00:14Tenly, you're not wearing the ring?
01:00:17Yeah, Lynn.
01:00:18We need vice grips to get it off.
01:00:20It doesn't fit.
01:00:21Oh.
01:00:21Oh, well, we could just get it sized.
01:00:24Thank you.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:26We should go to the office.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:29Bye.
01:00:33Okay, I'll run through the lower import costs.
01:00:36Right, and I'll put out the climate data.
01:00:38And then we both finish with the mission statement.
01:00:39Cheers.
01:00:41Okay, you know?
01:00:43Save that.
01:00:44Cheers to sustainability.
01:00:51Oh, no.
01:00:51The infamous happy day.
01:00:52Oh, you know it.
01:00:54I will show you.
01:00:55It looks better on you.
01:00:56Get up.
01:00:57I'll show you.
01:00:58Okay, I need to see it from the start.
01:00:59Okay, it's going to go like this.
01:01:02One, two, three, four, five, six.
01:01:04A bit of a turn.
01:01:05And then like a pose moment.
01:01:10Oh, a one, two, three.
01:01:12I'm not sure.
01:01:13I just wanted to see you do it one more time.
01:01:15No.
01:01:21I should go.
01:01:23Um, uh, Cammie's lending Betsy some dress samples.
01:01:26Okay.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:27Yeah.
01:01:32I'll see you tomorrow.
01:01:34I love you.
01:01:34Bye.
01:01:35Bye.
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:49Whoa, there's so many.
01:01:51Yeah, it pays to have a roommate who works in fashion.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:54You can't just leave cool details like that out for so long.
01:01:58Honestly, that should have been the first thing you told me.
01:02:00Okay, okay.
01:02:03One, two, three.
01:02:20I feel like a pastry.
01:02:21But you're such an adorable pastry.
01:02:40I look like a vampire.
01:02:43Yeah.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:49Oh.
01:02:51I don't know about this one.
01:02:58I love it.
01:02:59Me too.
01:03:00Thank goodness, because we are running out of options.
01:03:05Oh, Cammie, thank you for bringing these over.
01:03:08Really, you saved us a trip to the mall.
01:03:10No, it's nothing.
01:03:12Seriously, you haven't seen my mom and I at the mall.
01:03:14It's that bad?
01:03:15Oh, we are the worst at the mall.
01:03:17The last time we went, she wanted to buy this, this, what did you call it again?
01:03:21A romper.
01:03:21Oh, a romper.
01:03:22That's right.
01:03:23It is the most ridiculous thing.
01:03:25There's just no reason for your shirt and your pants to be attached.
01:03:28You're not a toddler.
01:03:29It was cute, Mom.
01:03:31Maybe when you were three.
01:03:32Well, regardless, your roommate is like my fairy godmother.
01:03:36I'll let her know you said that.
01:03:39Oh, Larissa, what a lovely surprise.
01:03:42I just stopped by to return this.
01:03:44Hey, Larissa.
01:03:45Long time no see.
01:03:48I'm sorry, I should go.
01:03:50I didn't mean to interrupt.
01:03:51Oh, no, you're not interrupting.
01:03:53You should join us.
01:03:54Come in.
01:03:55No, I should go.
01:04:03What's up with her?
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:06Seasonal allergies, maybe?
01:04:07She seemed kind of sad.
01:04:11Shoes.
01:04:11I have shoe options to try.
01:04:14Great.
01:04:16Great.
01:04:31Hi, you've reached Rita.
01:04:33I'm on an excursion in the Alaskan wilderness
01:04:35and won't be by my phone for another three to five months.
01:04:38Whatever the glaciers need from me, leave a message.
01:04:43Hi, Mom.
01:04:44I am.
01:04:47I know you're on an eco-mission
01:04:49and trying to save the planet right now,
01:04:51but I really need you.
01:04:58If you could call me back, that would be great.
01:05:02I love you.
01:05:11How come the sunshine isn't coming through your pores today?
01:05:16You speak?
01:05:18Only when it's absolutely necessary.
01:05:22I've been running this garden for five years
01:05:24and I've never heard you say a word to anyone.
01:05:28Let me guess.
01:05:30You're crying because of that boy that was here the other day.
01:05:35Or is it the boy you are always tweeting at?
01:05:40It's both.
01:05:43It's just, dearly, it's a mess.
01:05:48Love is a lot like gardening.
01:05:51You water the parts you want to keep
01:05:54and you weed out the ones you don't.
01:05:59What if I'm the weed?
01:06:02Oh, a violet is a weed.
01:06:06And I adore violets.
01:06:10Water the boy you like.
01:06:24Come in.
01:06:27Hey.
01:06:28Hi.
01:06:30Hi.
01:06:36I'm sorry.
01:06:36I was so harsh the other day.
01:06:38No, that's okay.
01:06:40You were right.
01:06:41I should have told them from the start
01:06:42and then I wouldn't be in this stupid mess.
01:06:45You were just doing what you thought was right.
01:06:47The presentation to the board is tomorrow
01:06:49and then that's it.
01:06:50I'm just going to put it all out there.
01:06:52Let the chips fall as they may.
01:06:54You know, maybe there's a chance Everett will understand.
01:06:57Yeah, I doubt that.
01:06:59Strangely more worried about what Everett will think of me
01:07:01than Jared.
01:07:02Of course you are.
01:07:03You like him.
01:07:05And I'm proud of you for building a connection
01:07:07with a real human man in the real world.
01:07:10Even if that relationship is probably doomed.
01:07:121-800-RUDE!
01:07:141-800, be glad you didn't get arrested.
01:07:16You!
01:07:17What?
01:07:18I'm just saying the likelihood of him being cool
01:07:20dating a girl who pretended to be married
01:07:21to his comatose best friend slash sort of brother
01:07:24is pretty slim.
01:07:25But not impossible.
01:07:29Okay, that's fair.
01:07:32I'm here if you need me.
01:07:34You know that, right?
01:07:35Thank you.
01:07:38Of course.
01:07:39Oi!
01:07:40Are you serious?
01:07:54Huh?
01:08:06Um, so, what are we doing?
01:08:10So, our senior year, right before state championships,
01:08:15Jared and I, we were unbelievably nervous.
01:08:19I was nervous, Jared.
01:08:21I mean, Jared didn't play a lot.
01:08:22He was on the bench.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:23Regardless, we were too hyped to sleep,
01:08:26so this is where we went.
01:08:34You ready?
01:08:36Here is where we're going.
01:08:37We're going here?
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:38This is it.
01:08:39Oh, just wait for me, please.
01:08:45Okay, so, this is your old high school.
01:08:49But what is with the twinkle lights?
01:08:54Well, that's, that was all that I could find.
01:08:57You don't like them?
01:08:58No, they're lovely.
01:08:59But, Everett, I have no idea what we're doing here.
01:09:04Well, remember I said that we came here before big matches?
01:09:07And then after that, it just kind of turned into anything big.
01:09:10So, high-pressure situations, bad things happening, good things happening,
01:09:15and we just come here and we play it out.
01:09:17Okay.
01:09:18So, we have something big happening,
01:09:20and I thought that you should be a part of the tradition.
01:09:24Heads or tails?
01:09:25Tails.
01:09:29Kick or side?
01:09:31Yeah, I don't know what either of those words mean.
01:09:33You want to kick, because there's just one side.
01:09:35Okay.
01:09:36And you're up.
01:09:37Oh, I go right away.
01:09:38Okay, I'm going.
01:09:39I'm going.
01:09:39And Ted Lee Sweeney tries to make a back by the number,
01:09:42but she can't.
01:09:43She can't, and she can't spot him.
01:09:46No, no, Ellen, you're offside.
01:09:47You're offside.
01:09:47No, the goal's open.
01:09:49No, no, no.
01:09:49Oh, my God.
01:09:51She scored.
01:09:52And Ted Lee Sweeney gets the game winner.
01:10:02Hey, I wanted to apologize to you.
01:10:04Apologize for what?
01:10:06I'm misjudging you.
01:10:09I think that you're amazing.
01:10:16Everett, I have to tell you something.
01:10:20These past few days, I feel like a tiny seed
01:10:23that has been swept up and carried by a hundred different winds.
01:10:28And you think you're doing a good thing,
01:10:30but that good thing turns out to be super, super bad.
01:10:34But you're never meant to be bad.
01:10:36And the truth is that sometimes people are just accidentally bad,
01:10:41but they never meant to be bad.
01:10:42They meant to be good.
01:10:43But does that make any sense?
01:10:47No, I don't know.
01:10:48I mean, not really making a lot of sense right now.
01:10:52I don't know how I got into this mess,
01:10:54but I feel so compelled to tell you the truth right now.
01:10:59I am not Betsy.
01:11:05What do you mean you're not Betsy?
01:11:07I mean Betsy.
01:11:08Our Betsy is about to get on a Franken-bike.
01:11:11Betsy!
01:11:12Both of you off that bike now!
01:11:31How could you be so irresponsible?
01:11:33You're sneaking off in a motorcycle?
01:11:35It's called a Franken-bike.
01:11:37That doesn't matter.
01:11:39Your mom made herself very clear.
01:11:41How could you break her trust like that?
01:11:43Okay, I still don't get what the big deal is.
01:11:45The big deal is you lied, Betsy.
01:11:48Pot, meat, kettle.
01:11:50Right, Tenley?
01:11:54Where we should go.
01:12:01Both of you, get off the bike!
01:12:04That is what you sounded like, I swear!
01:12:06Did I say that?
01:12:07Yeah!
01:12:10But that's why we do stuff like that,
01:12:12because, you know, it's a nice, easy-going night
01:12:14and there's no yelling.
01:12:15Oh, sure, sure.
01:12:16That's one of the traditions there.
01:12:17Yeah, it did not go as expected.
01:12:19Nothing ever does.
01:12:24Good night, Everett.
01:12:25Yeah, good night.
01:12:30Oh, thank goodness you're back.
01:12:33Can you please help me with this mysterious sobbing woman?
01:12:38Are you okay?
01:12:42I can't take it anymore.
01:12:44I have to tell you.
01:12:45Tell me what?
01:12:46I am a horrible, awful, wretched person.
01:12:53I'm a mistress.
01:12:55But I can't believe that I'm the other woman.
01:12:57But I didn't, I didn't know about you.
01:12:59I swear I didn't know about you.
01:13:07Look, I know you don't know me, but...
01:13:10I feel like we could be friends.
01:13:13Is there any way you could forgive me?
01:13:16You did nothing wrong, Larissa.
01:13:21I'm not Jared's wife.
01:13:26What do you mean?
01:13:28Yeah, we're not married.
01:13:30No, I'm just a friend from a sustainability forum.
01:13:34I called, and he was in the hospital, and the next thing I know, I was signing all these forms.
01:13:39There was a mix-up.
01:13:40The doctor thought I was his wife, but I'm not.
01:13:42Really, I barely even met him in real life.
01:13:45So, he wasn't cheating on you with me?
01:13:50No.
01:13:51And he was always just my boyfriend?
01:13:54Yes.
01:13:57This is so absurd.
01:14:01It is absolutely ridiculous.
01:14:04Trust me.
01:14:05I know.
01:14:07Larissa, I am so sorry.
01:14:11Would you like some tea?
01:14:13Yeah.
01:14:14I would love some tea.
01:14:16Okay.
01:14:21Oh, my gosh.
01:14:27You lied to both of them.
01:14:30I just thought you were better than that.
01:14:33What's going on?
01:14:34You lied about having a wife.
01:14:36Then, apparently, you have a girlfriend on top of that.
01:14:39What's wrong with you?
01:14:40What are you talking about?
01:14:41I don't have a wife, and I've never cheated on anyone.
01:14:43Well, then, who is she?
01:14:45How am I supposed to know?
01:14:46I never met this person before in my life.
01:14:49Tenley?
01:14:50This was never meant to happen.
01:14:51We were just supposed to go for coffee.
01:14:53Wait, wait.
01:14:54Tenley?
01:14:55Tenley the chatroom girl?
01:14:56So, you do know her?
01:14:58No.
01:14:59Well, kind of.
01:15:00She was a pen pal.
01:15:01A sustainability contact.
01:15:03Someone I run business ideas by.
01:15:05Nothing more.
01:15:06I've been dating Larissa for the past two months.
01:15:09Now, hold on.
01:15:11So, this whole time, Tenley, you've been lying to us.
01:15:14From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry.
01:15:17Really, I tried to tell you that.
01:15:18I pressured her to stay and help the business.
01:15:20It's my fault, too.
01:15:21You knew?
01:15:22You and Dad were so worried about losing the house and the business going under.
01:15:29Oh, Everett.
01:15:30Let me explain.
01:15:33Everett, wait!
01:15:35I knew it.
01:15:37You know?
01:15:38The second they mentioned the white thing, I knew it.
01:15:40I knew that that was a lie.
01:15:41No, please.
01:15:42Please just let me explain.
01:15:45Explain what?
01:15:46How you barged into my family.
01:15:48How you manipulated us into thinking that you're somebody that you're not.
01:15:53I said I don't deal with liars.
01:15:55No, I know.
01:15:56I lied, and I am so sorry.
01:15:59I swear I was just trying to help.
01:16:02Right.
01:16:03I loved being a part of your family.
01:16:06Do you get that?
01:16:08It felt so nice.
01:16:12And then you, Everett, come back.
01:16:17I fell for you.
01:16:19Okay?
01:16:24I think that you should stay away from me and my family.
01:16:40I know you don't want to hear her name right now, but Tenley did a great job in all this.
01:16:46Yeah, let's just get this over with.
01:16:48Thank you.
01:17:19Using this new model, we can launch ourselves into a territory where we not only can say no to acquisitions,
01:17:26we can compete in a real way with Panama.
01:17:28And since all the goods are local, we'll also do a service to all the artisans in our very own
01:17:33community.
01:17:34So if you just turn to...
01:17:37You're safe, Tenley.
01:17:43Feel free to sample.
01:18:03Want to watch Planet Earth and eat pizza?
01:18:06Yes.
01:18:11Listen, I know you're really bummed about this whole thing, but you aren't alone.
01:18:16You have me.
01:18:18I love you.
01:18:20I love you, too.
01:18:24You really need a shower, though, babe.
01:18:26What?
01:18:27Oh, wait.
01:18:28Mrs. Dearly?
01:18:29She talked to me.
01:18:31Shut up!
01:18:32Yeah!
01:18:32She talked?
01:18:33She spoke.
01:18:33She said words.
01:18:34She spoke.
01:18:37She said words.
01:18:39Mom!
01:18:41Hi.
01:18:42I miss you.
01:18:43Yeah.
01:18:44You would not believe the last few days I've had.
01:18:48Yeah, I'll tell you everything.
01:18:52I guess we saved the company.
01:18:54Yeah?
01:18:58Look, man.
01:19:00I'm sorry for accusing you of cheating.
01:19:03Ah.
01:19:04It's been a weird week.
01:19:05I got married and unmarried, and I wasn't even awake to know about it.
01:19:10You know, even though Tenley did a lot of things wrong, she did a lot right.
01:19:15I mean, she did save my life, and she saved this place, and she got you to finally take
01:19:22part in my side of the business.
01:19:27I just don't know how somebody does something like that.
01:19:31Betsy told me you guys went to the soccer field.
01:19:35So?
01:19:36That is sacred ground.
01:19:38I thought that she was family.
01:19:40That's all.
01:19:41You don't think I noticed?
01:19:42Notice what?
01:19:44You know, you remember that year we went up against each other in the State Quiz Bowl?
01:19:51The final question was, name the only switch hitter with 536 home runs.
01:19:56And I know you knew the answer, because we just finished watching Mickey Mantle's biography.
01:20:01But you looked at me, and you took your finger off the buzzer.
01:20:04I saw it, and that was it.
01:20:06I buzzed, you didn't, I won State, and you didn't.
01:20:09You always just let me win.
01:20:11No, I haven't.
01:20:12It's practically a reflex with you.
01:20:14So much so that you don't even realize we're not even competing anymore.
01:20:18Hey, which one of you guys is going to give me a ride home?
01:20:20I'll take you home.
01:20:21Yeah, I'm going to hang here.
01:20:28Everett, maybe you should let yourself win this one.
01:20:42Bessie, why didn't you tell me about Tenley?
01:20:45Why does it even matter?
01:20:46I mean, Jared's better.
01:20:48He and Larissa are together.
01:20:50The company's fine.
01:20:51That is not the point.
01:20:55She's a nice person.
01:20:57She tried to tell the truth over and over, and most of the time, I was the one begging her
01:21:02not to.
01:21:03So, if you're going to be mad at anyone, it should be me.
01:21:07Yeah, I can't be mad at you, though.
01:21:11Well, then I guess that's that.
01:21:22By the way, I never told you.
01:21:26What else haven't you told me?
01:21:28You have a great dad yell.
01:21:39Well, back to our usual spot.
01:21:43Cheers to your first marriage.
01:21:46And to putting myself out there.
01:21:48You're right, Cammie, I needed it.
01:21:52So, does that mean I can finally set up an online dating profile for you?
01:21:55Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
01:22:02I'm proud of you.
01:22:05You're my family.
01:22:08You're my family, too.
01:22:11So, I don't see any mint.
01:22:13Yes, yes.
01:22:13We've talked about this.
01:22:14And yes, we will grow you the mint.
01:22:16Cocktails.
01:22:17I know, I know.
01:22:17But we need more green in your garden and less brown.
01:22:21Less brown.
01:22:22Yes, that's what we're working on first.
01:22:23We're going to bring it all to life, and then we'll do mint.
01:22:26We have to do it in stages.
01:22:27Green first.
01:22:28I don't know if you're ready for the mint yet.
01:22:29I, sure.
01:22:31That's what I'm saying.
01:22:32I try.
01:22:33You try so hard.
01:22:34I always forget to water them.
01:22:36You drop this.
01:22:43Nice catch.
01:22:50Ah, did the board sell?
01:22:56No.
01:23:00That makes me so happy.
01:23:02Yeah, you saved the company.
01:23:05And you saved my best friend's life.
01:23:09It made me realize that I need to stop letting everybody else away.
01:23:15Go after what I want.
01:23:17And what is that?
01:23:18And what is that?
01:23:22You.
01:23:24You.
01:23:36Gracias por ver el video.
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