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A Good Romantic Story HD
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00:00:00Endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:00:05Yes, Mom, don't worry.
00:00:07Okay.
00:00:08Okay, Mom, I'll take care of you.
00:00:11Excited for the big family weekend?
00:00:13Hell no.
00:00:14Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:00:20Love you.
00:00:22Oh, it's Barry.
00:00:24Hi, Barry.
00:00:25Yes, I know. I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil.
00:00:30I'm on my way. Bye.
00:00:33Hiya.
00:00:34Hi.
00:00:37What?
00:00:38The label loved our demo.
00:00:40Yes!
00:00:41They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos.
00:00:46How are we ever going to afford this?
00:00:48Would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:00:50Doubt it.
00:00:51What are we talking, like 10, 20?
00:00:53No, I'll try 30, 40,000.
00:00:59This label is amazing.
00:01:02Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:01:04Uh, do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:01:06I might be out late.
00:01:07Uh, work or hot date?
00:01:10Maybe both.
00:01:11Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:01:13No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:01:16Vanessa Lee?
00:01:18Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:01:20What else?
00:01:21I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour.
00:01:24No strings.
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:26Flawless plan, I must say.
00:01:31Hey, Ben.
00:01:33When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:01:37We have to make this demo.
00:01:39We have to find the money.
00:01:45Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:01:49But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:01:53Do you want me to pump this up?
00:01:54Uh, yeah.
00:01:55All right, I'm gonna take five.
00:01:56Good luck.
00:02:09Hey, Barry.
00:02:10I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:02:11Find me the next blockage yet?
00:02:12You got good ears, kid.
00:02:13That's what I pay you for.
00:02:14But, actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:02:15I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights?
00:02:31What?
00:02:32You mixing?
00:02:33In my studio?
00:02:34Mel, I got news for you.
00:02:36We got eight bands with new albums they gotta finish.
00:02:39We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:02:43Next summer, maybe.
00:02:44Call me Saturday by 9 a.m. with notes on those.
00:02:47And take those morons out on the town.
00:02:50Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:02:52Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:02:54Yeah, sure.
00:02:57Sorry.
00:02:58Oops.
00:02:59Excuse me.
00:03:00Sorry.
00:03:03Ready to impress, darling?
00:03:05Yeah.
00:03:06I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:03:07There's like 50 guys here.
00:03:08Do they ever know what they want?
00:03:10Do they, baby?
00:03:13Do they, baby?
00:03:16You got this.
00:03:17Alejandra Martin?
00:03:20Soprano?
00:03:22I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:03:25Impressive.
00:03:26But what's your instrument?
00:03:27Violin, mostly.
00:03:29And voice.
00:03:30Violin.
00:03:31Handy.
00:03:32Tina, cue up the spot.
00:03:35Shiny and clean.
00:03:37That's what it means.
00:03:39Washing those jeans.
00:03:41Til they're shiny and clean.
00:03:46I think it's like you around.
00:03:50Nice job.
00:03:51We'll let you know.
00:03:55Another audition bombed.
00:03:57Thank God I had my friend Steven to help cheer me up.
00:04:00It was always bailing me out.
00:04:04And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:04:07He was a little odd, too.
00:04:15Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:04:17Not exactly.
00:04:18Dude, it's all over your face.
00:04:20You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:04:23Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:04:24I didn't take it from a merry guy.
00:04:26Don't ever get hitched.
00:04:28Keep on doing the dream team.
00:04:29Boom.
00:04:34Soldier.
00:04:35Oh, nine hundred and fifty-eight seconds.
00:04:37You are late, sir.
00:04:39I, uh, at ease, son.
00:04:41So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:04:44Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:04:47Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:04:48Attaboy.
00:04:51Say, Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:04:56Work?
00:04:57Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:05:00Are there any rules?
00:05:02Uh, rules?
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04I get it.
00:05:05Mum's the word, right?
00:05:07Mum's the word.
00:05:08Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:05:10Well, you keep up the good work, all right?
00:05:13And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:05:24While I was dealing with my life,
00:05:26I had forgotten something very important.
00:05:28Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:05:43She playodromes?
00:05:45She wanted to do something romantic.
00:05:47I know.
00:05:48Like dinner.
00:05:49Yuck.
00:05:50So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:05:52Oh.
00:05:53And?
00:05:54He's turning thirty-one.
00:05:55Hm.
00:05:56Who knew?
00:05:57I had to end it.
00:05:59Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:06:02Hm.
00:06:03So Julie's baby's party's at two.
00:06:06You're gonna come, right?
00:06:08Uh, yeah.
00:06:10Sure.
00:06:19Today's the day, isn't it?
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22One year later.
00:06:24One shitty drunk driver.
00:06:27Well, I'll stay home.
00:06:30We'll hang.
00:06:31No.
00:06:32No, no.
00:06:33I'm okay.
00:06:34Really.
00:06:35Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:06:37It's probably better if you're around people.
00:06:39Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer,
00:06:43you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:06:45Engie.
00:06:46No matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:06:50You, me, and Allie.
00:06:52We're family now.
00:06:54Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:06:56Head-on car crash.
00:06:58So awful.
00:06:59I should have remembered.
00:07:01I should have been there for him.
00:07:03We're bandmates.
00:07:04You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:07:20Hello, everyone.
00:07:21I'm Cassie.
00:07:22I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:07:24This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:07:27Alright, let's get started.
00:07:29Take arms above your head.
00:07:32Back foot at a 45-degree angle.
00:07:35Hands together.
00:07:36And look to the sky.
00:07:40Virabhadrasana II.
00:07:42Warrior II pose.
00:07:44Open up.
00:07:45Adjust your foot back.
00:07:48Now squeeze your glutes.
00:07:51And lift your abdomen.
00:07:53Arms up above your head.
00:07:54That's it.
00:07:55Now breathe.
00:07:56Now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:07:59This opens chakras, releases tension,
00:08:02and heightens sexual awareness.
00:08:04A little wider, sweetheart.
00:08:06That's it.
00:08:07Perfect.
00:08:08Thanks.
00:08:23Hey!
00:08:24You have amazing potential.
00:08:26You're kidding.
00:08:27No.
00:08:28Not at all.
00:08:29You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:08:31It's nice to meet you.
00:08:33I'm...
00:08:34Cassie.
00:08:35I'm Cassie.
00:08:36I'm Melanie.
00:08:37Hi.
00:08:38Alright, well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40I mean, yeah.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:42Sure.
00:08:43Totally.
00:08:44Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:08:45So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:08:56Oh!
00:08:57Oh, so you ready to settle down now?
00:08:59Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:09:02Jeez, what happened to no strings?
00:09:04Okay, really?
00:09:05Hi, cutie.
00:09:06Yay!
00:09:07Hi, cutie.
00:09:08Yay!
00:09:09Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:09:13Very funny.
00:09:14You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:09:16You know I'm serious, right?
00:09:17Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:09:19You...
00:09:20I'll have a soda water, please.
00:09:22Bark a soda, double vodka.
00:09:23Honey.
00:09:24Ah, thank you.
00:09:26It's getting so big.
00:09:27Here.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29He's a total catch.
00:09:30You've got to admit it.
00:09:31Yeah, thanks for the tip.
00:09:32You know he's my roommate, right?
00:09:33Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:09:34Come on.
00:09:35Have you ever think about having kids?
00:09:36Maybe.
00:09:37I don't know.
00:09:38Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:09:39Because you've got to settle down.
00:09:40Look, guy or girl, you just gotta take the plunge.
00:09:41Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:09:43Oh really?
00:09:44So who are you seeing?
00:09:45Nobody.
00:09:46You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van.
00:09:48Just saying.
00:09:49I love what I do.
00:09:50Besides since you and Paul got married you guys have been like building an empire.
00:09:52Uh you don't think we did this all on our own.
00:09:53God no.
00:09:54Thank you Ben.
00:09:55No, we gotta have to have dinner.
00:09:56I don't know when you go back to your left.
00:09:57Oh, I'm a good one.
00:09:58I'm a good one.
00:09:59I'm a good one.
00:10:00I'm a good one.
00:10:01It's a good one.
00:10:02I'm a good one.
00:10:03I'm a good one.
00:10:04I need a good one.
00:10:05I'm a good one.
00:10:06I'm a good one.
00:10:07I'm a good one.
00:10:08I'm a good one.
00:10:09We did this all on our own.
00:10:10God, no, thank you, Ben.
00:10:12No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:10:14Trust fund?
00:10:15What trust fund?
00:10:17Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:10:19The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:10:22Every female in the family inherits a piece,
00:10:24and when she gets married, she gets to do
00:10:26whatever she wants with it.
00:10:27She gets to invest, or travel, party, donate.
00:10:33I thought that was just a myth.
00:10:34So did I, until the check showed up.
00:10:36Who's Myrna?
00:10:37She's our great-grandmother.
00:10:39She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:10:42And the trust paid for all of this?
00:10:45Yeah, put a down payment on the house,
00:10:47launched our catering business,
00:10:49and it got us a part-time nanny.
00:10:51So Myrna's husband made bazillions
00:10:53in the prophylactic business.
00:10:54Just out of curiosity, how much do girls get for a high knot?
00:10:59Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:11:03$450,000?
00:11:04Miss Myrna sounds great.
00:11:09I've always liked independent women.
00:11:12Oh, and Mel, for the foreseeable future,
00:11:14you know the trust only works if you get married to a guy.
00:11:18So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:11:21Otherwise, you're going to end up working for someone
00:11:23for the rest of your life.
00:11:26Just doesn't seem right.
00:11:28What do you mean, right?
00:11:29You deserve it.
00:11:31Get married.
00:11:32Get the money.
00:11:35While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:11:38I had some news of my own.
00:11:42Hey, you're back early.
00:11:43Yeah, I kind of had to leave.
00:11:47I did a terrible thing.
00:11:49But Oscar is so not for me.
00:11:51He's sweet.
00:11:51He's old-fashioned, conservative.
00:11:53He's not some flashy LA guy.
00:11:55Oscar is husband material.
00:11:58He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:12:02Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:12:04What?
00:12:05And he's hot.
00:12:07He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:12:12Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:12:14Yeah, you do that.
00:12:17Ali.
00:12:19Hi.
00:12:20Oscar.
00:12:20How are you?
00:12:22Good.
00:12:22Hi.
00:12:23How are you?
00:12:25Fine.
00:12:28You look beautiful.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:33I want to hear everything about LA.
00:12:35Let me get you a drink.
00:12:36I did my part.
00:12:43Now it's up to Oscar.
00:12:49Oh, yeah.
00:12:50It's good to have you home.
00:12:52Just like old times.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:56No, it feels good being here.
00:12:58Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:13:00So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:13:04Ali.
00:13:06I know we dated in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:13:14But I've always loved it here.
00:13:17There's just been one person missing.
00:13:19Oscar, please.
00:13:20I love you.
00:13:23I've always loved you.
00:13:31Ali, will you marry me?
00:13:36I promise I'll make you happy.
00:13:39Please say yes.
00:13:41My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:13:46Uh, is that a yes?
00:13:51He's so dependable.
00:13:53All those are dependable.
00:13:55I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:13:57Love grows, hija.
00:13:59Oscar is a good man.
00:14:01Yes.
00:14:02And he will make someone else very happy.
00:14:04Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:14:09Because-
00:14:09And then, I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:14:14Because mom, I'm engaged!
00:14:15What?!
00:14:17Dolly!
00:14:18Why didn't you say so?
00:14:20My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:14:24I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:14:26You know, babies, diapers.
00:14:27So, so many diapers.
00:14:29So you said you were-
00:14:31Getting married?
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:33Yes!
00:14:34Yes!
00:14:35I lied!
00:14:36I totally lied, lied, lied.
00:14:37And they were so happy.
00:14:40Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:14:45No frickin' way.
00:14:47Oh, my goodness.
00:14:49His name just popped into my head, I swear.
00:14:51I-I need to call my family.
00:14:53I-I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:14:55We've gotta do something.
00:14:57We?
00:14:58No, no, no.
00:14:59There's no we here.
00:15:00You're the fiancé.
00:15:01Come on, look.
00:15:02She's a mess, Mel.
00:15:03Oh, God.
00:15:06Every second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:15:08That's what Julie said.
00:15:10Wait.
00:15:11I'm kidding.
00:15:13I'm not.
00:15:14No, let's get married.
00:15:16Huh?
00:15:17What?
00:15:18Who?
00:15:19You, me, Mel.
00:15:20The three of us.
00:15:21We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:15:24$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:15:27To a guy that-
00:15:28Huh.
00:15:29Oh, my God.
00:15:30Mel, is this true?
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:32Girls, this is the answer.
00:15:35Two brides, one groom.
00:15:37You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:15:41I told you, we're just not into it.
00:15:43Mm-mm.
00:15:44No.
00:15:45Uh, but wait a second.
00:15:47I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:15:49You have one minute, Ben.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:51Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love
00:15:58and eloped.
00:15:59Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:16:05I'm talking Grammys, multi-platinum albums.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:09Keep talking.
00:16:10Especially about that Grammy part.
00:16:11Uh, okay.
00:16:12So then, Ally and I, we have a big wedding.
00:16:15I'm talking grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:16:17Grandma would never have-
00:16:18Bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23Listen.
00:16:24Ladies.
00:16:25The trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:16:31Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:36This so is your lesbian fantasy movie.
00:16:38No, no, no.
00:16:39It is a career move.
00:16:41For all of us.
00:16:42So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:16:45It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:16:48Normal.
00:16:49Right.
00:16:50Oh, I don't know.
00:16:51We should figure it out.
00:16:52We'll be married before they can say mazel tov.
00:16:54Now, this is your chance.
00:16:56Okay.
00:16:57Produce a hit record.
00:16:58Make it into big time.
00:16:59Yeah?
00:17:00Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:17:02Ben, wait.
00:17:03What do you get out of all this?
00:17:04Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:17:08And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:17:13Us.
00:17:14This little family of ours.
00:17:16I want that.
00:17:19You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:17:23Come on.
00:17:24Our odds are better than most couples.
00:17:25We're not a couple.
00:17:26We're a chase.
00:17:27This semantics.
00:17:28Are we gonna do this?
00:17:29Hmm.
00:17:30You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:17:31Allie.
00:17:32Forgive me God.
00:17:33I'm in.
00:17:34So that was it.
00:17:35The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:17:36Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:17:38Cassie.
00:17:39Hey.
00:17:40Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:17:41No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:17:42Have you?
00:17:43Wait, did you go to my eight o'clock?
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:17:45I switched it to ten.
00:17:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:17:47You weren't there.
00:17:48Oh, sorry.
00:17:49Oh, I got it.
00:17:53You live on ocean.
00:17:54I live on dune.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Well, hey neighbor.
00:17:57We should hang out sometime.
00:17:58Sure.
00:17:59Yeah, I'd like that.
00:18:00Um, do you like biking?
00:18:01No, I don't know.
00:18:02Oh, no, no, no.
00:18:03No, no, no, no.
00:18:04You can't be a kid.
00:18:05You can't be a kid.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:07I'm a kid.
00:18:08You can't be a kid.
00:18:09You can't be a kid.
00:18:10You can't be a kid.
00:18:11I'm a kid.
00:18:12I'm a kid.
00:18:13I'm a kid.
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:15I'm a kid.
00:18:16Um, do you like biking?
00:18:18Love biking. Love, love, love it.
00:18:22Well, I meant biking, but, uh, actually,
00:18:24why don't you come over to my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:18:28Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:18:30Oh, Milo.
00:18:31Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach,
00:18:34so, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:18:36Oh, he's moving. Bummer.
00:18:40Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:18:41All right, cool.
00:18:42Well, I probably should mention, um,
00:18:45my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:18:49I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51All right, cool.
00:18:52Well, I'll see you later, then.
00:18:55See you.
00:18:58Mel was submitting.
00:19:00Mel, dating your yogi.
00:19:03Oh, shanty.
00:19:04So, listen, Mel,
00:19:06try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:19:08Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:19:10Just make her laugh.
00:19:12That's what women want.
00:19:14What?
00:19:15Seriously?
00:19:16As if you know what women want.
00:19:17No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:19:19Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:19:22No, show her you have some opinions.
00:19:24What have you ever listened to a woman?
00:19:25What do you mean?
00:19:27Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:19:30I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:19:34No big deal.
00:19:35He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:19:37No.
00:19:38Off with the scarf.
00:19:40Hmm.
00:19:41The hair.
00:19:42Let's loosen this up.
00:19:48There.
00:19:49Hot.
00:19:50How the hell do you do that?
00:19:51It's in the jeans, sister.
00:19:52We're not talking Old Navy.
00:19:54Shh.
00:19:54Everybody.
00:19:55She's here.
00:20:03Hi.
00:20:04Come on in.
00:20:11Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:20:13Hi.
00:20:14Hello.
00:20:14Nice to meet you.
00:20:15Hi, I'm Ben.
00:20:15Oh, hi.
00:20:16Great earrings.
00:20:17Hey, where are you from?
00:20:18Melsassi teach yoga.
00:20:19Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:20:20How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:20:21Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:20:23Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:20:27A beer?
00:20:27No thanks.
00:20:28I teach Ashtanga yoga.
00:20:30And yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:33Ready?
00:20:34Bye.
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:35Oh.
00:20:35Thanks.
00:20:36Oh.
00:20:38Ladies.
00:20:39Hi.
00:20:40Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight in our place.
00:20:45Listen, we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:20:48Maybe some other time.
00:20:50Thank you, though.
00:20:51If you change your mind, we're here.
00:20:53Us in, um, right here.
00:20:57Friendly neighbors.
00:20:59Yeah.
00:21:00You have no idea.
00:21:03Such a cute couple.
00:21:05Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:21:07So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there, and, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:21:19Oh, thank goodness.
00:21:24Hi.
00:21:25Good to see you.
00:21:26How are you?
00:21:27I'm good.
00:21:28Great, actually.
00:21:30You look good.
00:21:32You look happy.
00:21:33I am.
00:21:34What can I get you?
00:21:35I'm going to do two white wines, maybe.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:39It's a Saturday.
00:21:42First date?
00:21:43Yes, kind of.
00:21:45Nervous?
00:21:46You can see that.
00:21:47Listen, I make a mean, skinny margarita.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:51How about a tequila float?
00:21:52I highly recommend.
00:21:54All right.
00:21:55I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:21:56Here's to a little first date.
00:21:58Good luck.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01These are beautiful.
00:22:02Okay, love.
00:22:03I'll see you in a bit.
00:22:04Bye.
00:22:05While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:22:14But who can blame her?
00:22:15Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:22:17She was pretty damn hot.
00:22:18I'm really glad we did this.
00:22:20Yeah, me too.
00:22:22I had a really good time.
00:22:24Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:22:29I mean, hang out if you...
00:22:31I would love that.
00:22:32Ellie, listen to this.
00:22:42This is new.
00:22:42Try that with me.
00:23:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
00:23:15One more time.
00:23:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:23:20That's nice.
00:23:21It's cool.
00:23:22I like that.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:23Oh.
00:23:24Hi.
00:23:25Nice 18 hour barbecue.
00:23:30Yes, we had a great time.
00:23:32And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:23:34Hey, you seal the deal?
00:23:37That is so not any of your business.
00:23:39Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:23:41You did?
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43And it was amazing.
00:23:44Clearly, you followed my advice.
00:23:46Your advice?
00:23:47You know what?
00:23:48I'll tell you something.
00:23:49You are so full of shit.
00:23:50You know nothing about this kind of stuff.
00:23:51I'm full of it?
00:23:52Yes, absolutely.
00:23:53Really?
00:23:54Uh-huh.
00:23:55Now it was time to make our bond legit.
00:23:58Off to find our wedding rings.
00:24:06Let's find what we all like.
00:24:08Ben, come here.
00:24:09You're in on this, too.
00:24:10Sure.
00:24:13Oh, that's nice.
00:24:14Allie, look.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:16That's gorgeous.
00:24:17How about we just get something fake?
00:24:19Who's going to know the difference?
00:24:20My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:24:22You know, least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:24:24Guys, give me some slack.
00:24:25It's tough being the only groom.
00:24:27You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:24:31Is that any way to talk to your fiancee?
00:24:34Excuse me.
00:24:35Um, can we see, uh, these two?
00:24:38Absolutely lovely choice.
00:24:39So what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:24:47Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:24:51But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:24:54Full refund, sweetie.
00:24:55Oh, my God.
00:24:56Now that fits.
00:24:57Try it on.
00:24:58Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:25:02But no, no, no.
00:25:03We're, uh, we're just roommates.
00:25:04No, try it on.
00:25:05Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:25:07No, diamonds are forever.
00:25:08We believe in tying the knot.
00:25:10Making a commitment is a wonderful thing, as long as you do it with diamonds.
00:25:15Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:25:19This is so expensive, you know?
00:25:24Wow, that is nice.
00:25:26Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:25:29You guys okay with that?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:31Sure.
00:25:32All right, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:25:35Be right back.
00:25:37We have the seating charts, the caterer, music, flowers, bartender, menus.
00:25:44Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:25:47Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:25:50No.
00:25:51Here you go.
00:25:52Sure.
00:25:53Oh, thanks.
00:25:54May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:25:58And if that's your sperm donor, handsome devil.
00:26:07Great news about the demo, man.
00:26:12You're an artiste.
00:26:13It's a gift from Ja.
00:26:14It's gonna be great to get back in the studio.
00:26:16Now that you and Ali are getting married, is Ali giving it to you?
00:26:19No, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:26:21Seriously, bro, nothing's going on.
00:26:23You're shit.
00:26:24Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:26:28With a woman?
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30With a babe like Ali?
00:26:31Dude, no way.
00:26:32It just couldn't work.
00:26:33It'd be a waste.
00:26:34She's definitely a cool girl.
00:26:36I mean, she's beautiful.
00:26:37She's smart.
00:26:38And that body is just sick.
00:26:41I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:26:44Ali, Ali, Ali, om.
00:26:47Cha-cha-cha.
00:26:49You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:26:51Wait.
00:26:52You wanna ask Ali out?
00:26:54Yeah, maybe.
00:26:55Like on a date?
00:26:57Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some wheat.
00:27:00Like a nice date.
00:27:01What's the problem?
00:27:02What's the problem?
00:27:03What's the problem?
00:27:04What are you thinking?
00:27:05I'm thinking she's hot and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:27:09That's your job, dude.
00:27:10Look, forget it.
00:27:11Okay?
00:27:12You guys never work.
00:27:14Ali's a lesbian, by the way.
00:27:16She just sold her.
00:27:17You're freaking kidding me.
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:19Tragic.
00:27:20But it's her choice.
00:27:21We gotta respect that.
00:27:23So, the next morning, I got a package.
00:27:29My mother's wedding dress.
00:27:31She sent it.
00:27:32It was all getting very real.
00:27:34Dress rehearsal time.
00:27:36Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:27:41Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:27:44I was nervous as hell.
00:27:46Who wouldn't be?
00:27:47Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:27:56So, do I look like a real bride?
00:27:59You look incredibly beautiful.
00:28:01Wow.
00:28:02Yeah, you do.
00:28:15Hey, Mel!
00:28:16Look!
00:28:17Oh, my God.
00:28:18Julie did this.
00:28:23What are you guys looking at?
00:28:25Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:28:28Wait, what did that banner say?
00:28:30Uh, my cousin.
00:28:32She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:28:35I'll be right there.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:40Nice dress.
00:28:41Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:28:43It's for a musical theater wedding thing.
00:28:52Mel should tell Cassie.
00:28:55What?
00:28:56Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:28:58that you're actually getting married this weekend
00:29:00to your roommate.
00:29:01No, sounds like an awesome date.
00:29:03Hey, dance with me.
00:29:05Come on, I need the practice.
00:29:06Come on.
00:29:07I need it, Finn.
00:29:08Let it go.
00:29:12Well, now we're ona.
00:29:15Not just isn't so good for our przyarrows.
00:29:17Whatever can I do?
00:29:48Melanie. Hey, what's up?
00:29:51Chad, I was...
00:29:52We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:29:55Yep.
00:29:56Cool. Later.
00:29:59Friend?
00:30:01Yeah, he's just a bass player.
00:30:04We work together. He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:30:10What a dog.
00:30:12I know, right? Total dog.
00:30:15I meant Ben.
00:30:18I'm so sorry. You know, sometimes I just want to strangle him.
00:30:21You know?
00:30:23Hey, gorgeous. Long time.
00:30:26Hey, Philippa.
00:30:27You smell good.
00:30:30You're coming to my show, right?
00:30:32No excuses. This is my birthday.
00:30:33I'm spinning.
00:30:34Yeah, sure.
00:30:36Fantastic.
00:30:37Maybe we'll do a spa day first.
00:30:39I'll call you tomorrow.
00:30:46Let me guess.
00:30:47Another dorky music friend.
00:30:50Yeah, she...
00:30:52We just...
00:30:53Anybody want a beer?
00:30:55Shots of tequila?
00:30:57Several shots, maybe?
00:30:58Actually, I'm gonna go home.
00:30:59It's been a long night.
00:31:08That was a nightmare.
00:31:11Girl, that ship is gonna sail.
00:31:12Go talk to her.
00:31:13Go talk to her.
00:31:13Oh, look at that.
00:31:26Mel's sweet talk to her.
00:31:31You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom.
00:31:35And you, of course.
00:31:36You.
00:31:37Then Cassie.
00:31:38Yeah, that's if you were taking girl I'd bring to mom.
00:31:43Shit.
00:31:43Apart from some side drama at the club,
00:32:09our two weddings were moving along.
00:32:11Right on schedule.
00:32:12Yesterday was amazing.
00:32:14Way, way better than most steak parties.
00:32:17Wedding rocked.
00:32:19So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?
00:32:22Hell yeah!
00:32:23Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.
00:32:26But, Mel, darling.
00:32:30It's time.
00:32:31What, now?
00:32:33She's right.
00:32:33Just do it.
00:32:35Just call mommy dearest,
00:32:37tell her you got married,
00:32:38and just hit the hard lights.
00:32:40You're gonna do fine.
00:32:40Hello?
00:32:45Hello?
00:32:45Mommy.
00:32:46Hi.
00:32:47It's Melanie.
00:32:48Sweetheart.
00:32:49How are you?
00:32:50I was just gonna call you.
00:32:51I have some news.
00:32:52Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:32:55No, mom, I, um, I got married.
00:32:59And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:33:00Ha!
00:33:01No, it's true.
00:33:02We had a simple ceremony last night.
00:33:04Yeah, mom, I'm married.
00:33:06Dan!
00:33:07Pick up the phone!
00:33:09Right now!
00:33:11Dan!
00:33:12I'm married!
00:33:14Oh, goddammit, Dan!
00:33:17What's this about married?
00:33:18Yes, Ben and I were so in love,
00:33:20we couldn't wait.
00:33:21So, our friend Stephen,
00:33:22he's a minister.
00:33:23We're gathered here today
00:33:23to bring together Mel,
00:33:26Ben,
00:33:28and holy matrimony.
00:33:30Mel,
00:33:31do you take this fantastically dressed
00:33:33sex pot of a man?
00:33:35Oh, I do.
00:33:36You may kiss the bride.
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:39Allie was my maid of honor,
00:33:41and she also played the bongos,
00:33:42which was really weird,
00:33:42because nobody knew
00:33:43that she could play the bongos.
00:33:45Oh, yeah, it was so spiritual.
00:33:46Magical, almost.
00:33:47I mean, I feel so blessed
00:33:49to have, you know,
00:33:49friends like these.
00:33:50Ben feels the same way.
00:33:52My husband.
00:33:53Not yet.
00:33:53My husband.
00:33:54Not yet.
00:33:57Mel, seriously,
00:33:59cut the crap, all right?
00:34:01You got married.
00:34:02Yes, daddy.
00:34:03Mazel tov.
00:34:04I mean, to who?
00:34:05Nick?
00:34:06No.
00:34:07That drama?
00:34:08Vince?
00:34:09No, no, not Vanessa.
00:34:10I mean, Vince.
00:34:12Daddy, I married Ben,
00:34:13my roommate.
00:34:13We're in love.
00:34:14So, I said, um,
00:34:16Doc.
00:34:18What the heck?
00:34:19That's something that you say
00:34:20when you buy a sandwich,
00:34:21not get married.
00:34:23I mean, besides,
00:34:24isn't he a gay?
00:34:27No, daddy, he's not a gay.
00:34:28Okay, stop it.
00:34:29I always knew there was something
00:34:31going on between the two of you.
00:34:33Benjamin.
00:34:34I remember him.
00:34:35Yeah, yeah, sort of.
00:34:37Uh, anyway,
00:34:38he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:34:40Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:34:42Irish Catholic?
00:34:44Good in the Himmel.
00:34:46What's he do?
00:34:47Sound designer,
00:34:48computer stuff.
00:34:50Wonderful, he's employed!
00:34:52Thank God he's not a musician.
00:34:54Um,
00:34:55he's a great guy.
00:34:57Handsome,
00:34:58smart.
00:34:59When are you bringing him home,
00:35:00sweetheart?
00:35:01Never.
00:35:02I mean,
00:35:03next year, maybe?
00:35:04Give,
00:35:05just give everyone my love,
00:35:06okay, bye, Mom.
00:35:06Love you, love you, love you.
00:35:07Bye!
00:35:10Ah!
00:35:11Oh, God!
00:35:12Oh, sweet!
00:35:14Oh, God,
00:35:15I have so much to do!
00:35:16You go, you go, you go, you go.
00:35:18Oh, my God.
00:35:20Oh, my God.
00:35:22Mmm.
00:35:23They sounded so happy,
00:35:25all because of a wedding.
00:35:27Wow.
00:35:28How many friends share a ring?
00:35:30And a girl.
00:35:31Mm-hmm.
00:35:36Mm-hmm.
00:35:39Sit.
00:35:40Here,
00:35:41I'll sing a little part.
00:35:43Mm-hmm.
00:35:46Mm-hmm.
00:35:47Mm-hmm.
00:35:51Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:35:54Ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:35:57You like it?
00:36:01Yeah.
00:36:03I wrote it for you.
00:36:04So, yeah, I thought it'd be great for your voice.
00:36:10My mom always said I was an idiot, you know, for hurting you.
00:36:18My mom was a wonderful person.
00:36:25And so was your dad.
00:36:29I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:36:34You guys, I need your help.
00:36:38We have thank yous to write.
00:36:40I'm on it.
00:36:44Aw.
00:36:50You two playing together reminds me of our first gig freshman year.
00:36:54You're terrible.
00:36:56He's not a bad person, you know.
00:36:59He was just kind of young.
00:37:04Come on, Goober.
00:37:14Sweet baby girl.
00:37:17Te ves hermosa, hija.
00:37:19Hermosa.
00:37:20Mama, por favor, please.
00:37:21You said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:37:23It's just that I am so happy.
00:37:25My youngest is getting married.
00:37:28Mama, please, please.
00:37:30Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:37:33I...
00:37:33I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:38:05Friend of the bride?
00:38:12Ever since fourth grade.
00:38:14For me, it was love at first sight.
00:38:16I know what you mean.
00:38:18First of all, do you, Alexander Martin,
00:38:22take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:38:24be your luckily wedding.
00:38:35Do you feel different?
00:38:55I don't know.
00:39:00How do you feel?
00:39:02Me?
00:39:03Uh, starving.
00:39:05Yeah, let's hit the after party.
00:39:08It's our wedding reception, not an after party.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:11Sorry.
00:39:11All right.
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13I'm sorry.
00:39:13All right.
00:39:15All right.
00:39:17Yeah.
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:23Yeah.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:57Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:40:00Ben and Allie, we'd like to give you our blessings
00:40:05and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:40:10We are so happy for both of you.
00:40:12And we welcome you, Ben, to our family.
00:40:17Even if yours isn't here anymore, don't you worry, son.
00:40:23We're your family now.
00:40:25Woo!
00:40:26Woo!
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:29Woo!
00:40:30Woo!
00:40:31Woo!
00:40:32Woo!
00:40:33They would make my mom and dad really happy.
00:40:36Wow, my character really has a way with women.
00:40:40Oh, if you only knew.
00:40:43Woo!
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:45Woo!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:47Woo!
00:40:48Woo!
00:40:49Woo!
00:40:50Woo!
00:40:51Woo!
00:40:52Woo!
00:40:53Woo!
00:40:54Woo!
00:40:55Woo!
00:40:56Woo!
00:40:57Wow!
00:40:58Woo!
00:40:59Woo!
00:41:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:41:03Three blenders.
00:41:04Yeah, we couldn't decide if we wanted titanium heads or 10-speed.
00:41:11That's the golf club style.
00:41:12Weed whacker?
00:41:14Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:41:16Cassie, we need to talk.
00:41:18We'll give you some space.
00:41:23I don't quite know how to say this, but a couple of days ago, I got married to Ben.
00:41:28Just as friends, totally as friends.
00:41:30What? Wait, what are you talking about?
00:41:32And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:41:38Just last Saturday in San Diego, I was her maid of honor,
00:41:41but Ben and I just had this small, intimate commitment ceremony.
00:41:43It wasn't a big deal.
00:41:44What do you mean, no big deal?
00:41:46Well, I mean, I can explain because it's about this trust fund.
00:41:48It's not real. It's just for the demo.
00:41:51What's going on here? I thought we were on the same page.
00:41:54I am. We are on the same page.
00:41:56I just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family.
00:41:59Okay, this is insane.
00:42:00You know how I feel, and you went and staged a fake marriage for money,
00:42:04and I'm supposed to be okay with that.
00:42:07Listen, I...
00:42:07No, you listen.
00:42:09I've had to put up with your multiple dating, your bisexuality,
00:42:11and your high sugar diet, which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:42:14But I'm not going to put up with a husband, or a wife for that matter, or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:42:18Are you polygamists? Is that what you are?
00:42:23Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:42:24I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah, but why didn't you just tell me?
00:42:28No, we are not polygamists.
00:42:30Why does everybody think that?
00:42:31Well, maybe because there's three of you, and you're all married.
00:42:36I don't know. I'd call that crowded.
00:42:39I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:42:41So I'm leaving.
00:42:43Enjoy your multiple blenders, and your weed whackers, and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:42:48Wait, wait, wait, Cassie, wait up.
00:42:56Oh, you're not my daughter.
00:42:59And who might you be?
00:43:01I'm us.
00:43:01Oh, my, those shorts are very short.
00:43:08Sweetheart.
00:43:10Sweetheart.
00:43:11Mom!
00:43:13So as soon as we heard, we just had to come.
00:43:15I made a brisket.
00:43:22You couldn't let me bring it on the plane.
00:43:25Oh, my God!
00:43:30I'm so happy.
00:43:32I gotta get a drink.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:36Don't get the wedding ring.
00:43:37My line's still on.
00:43:39It's stuck.
00:43:40Go get them pictures, the wedding pictures.
00:43:43So how do you know my daughter?
00:43:45Oh, she's my, um, uh, personal trainer.
00:43:47I'm doing a triathlon.
00:43:48Wait, it doesn't fit me.
00:43:49It's fit size for you.
00:43:51I'm sorry.
00:43:52Oh.
00:43:52Hey, Cassie, how could you go buy the presents?
00:43:55What was that, dear?
00:43:56Oh, what a day for, uh, Mel and Ben.
00:43:58Oh.
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:00Oh.
00:44:02Bring it in, buddy.
00:44:03We got some drinking to do.
00:44:05Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:44:06Hey.
00:44:08Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:44:10Julie, the baby's leaking.
00:44:12Honey.
00:44:13Oh.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:16Mm.
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18Mm!
00:44:19Ben!
00:44:20So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24Happened kind of fast.
00:44:26Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:44:28They passed away.
00:44:30Oh, I am so sorry, but, well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:44:36Thanks.
00:44:36That feels good.
00:44:37Oh, so where were those wedding videos?
00:44:40Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:44:44All right, now I'm confused.
00:44:46Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:44:48Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:44:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there.
00:44:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a sec.
00:44:53Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there and hide all the pictures
00:44:57of me and Cassie?
00:44:58Go ahead.
00:44:59Ah!
00:44:59You want to help?
00:45:02Okay, okay, okay, okay, what are we?
00:45:04Just that.
00:45:05I don't know.
00:45:05Just get in there.
00:45:06Go, go, go.
00:45:07Hey!
00:45:15Out of nowhere and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram.
00:45:17I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:45:20Well, they weren't chipped out of a wedding.
00:45:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:45:26Try all weekend.
00:45:27Oh, this was not in my prenup.
00:45:31Welcome to my crazy family.
00:45:38Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:45:40Okay, buddy?
00:45:41Come on!
00:45:44So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:45:49Hmm?
00:45:49Nothing urgent, was there?
00:45:52No, sir.
00:45:53No.
00:45:53We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:45:55I mean, uh, not.
00:45:58So pretty.
00:46:00Tiny.
00:46:01Ben seems to be getting along with Daddy.
00:46:04And he would, like, it was, like, kind of like a bottle, and he would, like, put the
00:46:07condom over the...
00:46:09Coffee, anyone?
00:46:10Oh.
00:46:10Hmm.
00:46:11I'll take a sinker.
00:46:14So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:46:16Or were you in on their little secret?
00:46:18Mel didn't free the word.
00:46:20Oh.
00:46:20If that's what you need is a safe condom.
00:46:28I did not think that they would show up.
00:46:30I'm so sorry.
00:46:31I should have told you before.
00:46:33You're in pretty deep.
00:46:34Sandy Rothman, mother of the broad.
00:46:41And, uh, you are, uh, Allie's boyfriend?
00:46:46Uh, hi, Oscar.
00:46:48Oh, my gosh.
00:46:49Hi.
00:46:50Uh, what are you doing here?
00:46:51I was in the city on business and thought I'd drop in.
00:46:54Ah, you're coming to meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie, and her husband...
00:46:57It's been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:46:59Like, how long?
00:47:00Like, forever, right?
00:47:01Just a couple days?
00:47:01Um, you know, right now is really not a good time, so you should just...
00:47:05Looks like a party to me.
00:47:06Hey, hey, Oscar.
00:47:08Buddy, uh, it's great to see you.
00:47:09Uh, hey, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:47:13Hey, Mom, the, uh, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:47:17Oh, how sweet.
00:47:18Already calling you, Mom.
00:47:20I thought you didn't have any family.
00:47:21Oh, hi.
00:47:23Sheila Rothman.
00:47:24Oh, hi, uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:47:28Are you Mexican, too?
00:47:29Uh, uh, oh, of course not.
00:47:31Sweetheart, I'm Jewish.
00:47:33Oh, he's so cute.
00:47:34Oh, yeah.
00:47:35You know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:47:36Now, Giulio, you like to salsa.
00:47:39I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:47:41Come on, let's show him how it's done.
00:47:43I'm sorry.
00:47:50And of course the Mortons came over, uninvited as usual.
00:47:54Carrying our mail.
00:47:56Dan Rothman, father of the bride.
00:47:58Bride?
00:47:58In this place, you gotta be kidding.
00:48:02Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:48:06Always gets a party going.
00:48:08Yay.
00:48:18Max!
00:48:18No, no, no, stop!
00:48:19Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family
00:48:23and keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:48:25There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:48:27Ben, wait!
00:48:28Mmm.
00:48:32Check's right here.
00:48:36Morton's had it.
00:48:38Ben, wait!
00:48:39Hmm.
00:48:53Check's right here.
00:48:55Morton's had it.
00:48:56Just stop eating that.
00:48:57Just stop.
00:48:58Okay, well, should we open it?
00:48:59No, no, no, no.
00:49:00Let's wait for Ali.
00:49:00i love that cassie you think maybe she's thinking about moving in not that i know of
00:49:16so i'm a little confused who'd you say got married julie and her husband uh pablo uh the
00:49:24whole family came in for a little uh reunion celebration baby shower how nice oh my god
00:49:30oh my goodness get up there oh no no no sweet max stop oh my goodness what an affectionate
00:49:42dog you have here no no no oh oh dear oh i'm so sorry let me help you oh that's okay dear
00:49:51are you mad i don't like lying i just want to make it right with you
00:49:57okay i gotta go okay
00:50:05you know i am having a pretty good time and much more relaxed than my first wedding
00:50:14sandy where do i put the suitcases how are you holding up um i'd rate this as probably the
00:50:21worst day of my life sweetheart i forgot to tell you we couldn't get a reservation till
00:50:27tomorrow so we're all staying here tonight
00:50:29and it just got worse you don't mind do you dear no no no of course not the more family the better
00:50:35we won't be any bother and where do you live now sweetheart uh i uh i actually just uh moved
00:50:45out oh very recently in fact uh will you excuse me for a second of course i had to move out to cover
00:50:51from mel's storyline so uh so my room is now the guest room i'm sorry they never stayed could you
00:50:58just please stay at cassie's one night please i'll try to catch her
00:51:01passie night bandy
00:51:08oh
00:51:10i'm not used to seeing you like this jesus i'm so awake
00:51:18maybe we should wait till ally gets here you know i i don't think i can sleep i'm so jumpy open it open it
00:51:29ally i'll be fine
00:51:30damn i left my audition pages in mel's room you mean mel's and ben's room right am i giving me a minute
00:51:41oh yeah oh yeah baby
00:51:50yes this money is gonna change our lives mel i would marry you again any day
00:52:04how much guacamole did you have what never mind
00:52:18never mind
00:52:33what was that
00:52:36you pit as i walked into the room i couldn't believe what i saw
00:52:40hijo de su madre my mexican heritage let them have it
00:52:43if i had the guacamole or not they were both just jerks
00:52:47ten years of friendship
00:52:49i want an annulment
00:52:55is everything okay
00:52:57oh honey
00:52:58when i left that night
00:53:00our bond was broken
00:53:02i felt the worst i'd ever felt in my entire life
00:53:05plus it was the second time ben had done this to me
00:53:08she never wants to see me again i've never had anybody say that to me before
00:53:12i have
00:53:14much worse in fact
00:53:16damn viagra guacamole
00:53:18after what happened in college ally's never gonna forgive me
00:53:20and as for my best friend mel
00:53:22i can't even talk about how much that hurt
00:53:25sorry to disturb
00:53:26but uh in the midst of the family orgy last night i forgot my audition pages
00:53:30so
00:53:31ally we need to talk
00:53:33we were ex-drunk and excited about the money
00:53:37well of course you were excited
00:53:39isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex
00:53:42while their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you
00:53:45how could you
00:53:46ally please i'm sorry
00:53:48no you know what you are so full of shit
00:53:50both of you
00:53:51look first of all i didn't tell cassie a thing all right she figured things out on her own
00:53:57and second i'm moving out i'm staying at stevens until i can find a place on my own
00:54:04you boo
00:54:05sweetheart
00:54:06we have bagels, mox, and coffee
00:54:08all we need is you
00:54:10bon appetit
00:54:16you know you were roommates first i'll move out
00:54:19maybe then ally will come back
00:54:22we really messed up mel
00:54:25that was it
00:54:26we were broken up
00:54:27trust fund or not
00:54:28and all of us making music together was definitely over
00:54:36they say i got my father's laughter
00:54:39but my mama's attitude
00:54:42as soon as i know what i'm after
00:54:46i can feel them working too
00:54:48i was staying with steven
00:54:57starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music
00:55:01you can stay with me as long as you want to
00:55:03but maybe talk to mel before you sign a lease
00:55:05okay
00:55:07give me a second
00:55:08so i finally called mel back
00:55:10she said she had something to tell me
00:55:12in person
00:55:14hey mel
00:55:16i got your message
00:55:18i'm so so sorry
00:55:20no no no i overreacted
00:55:22no you had absolutely every right
00:55:24and then i got an even bigger surprise
00:55:27there he was
00:55:28there he was
00:55:29guess mel surprised us both
00:55:31mr wonderful
00:55:37so i asked you guys to come here because i really wanted to tell you something
00:55:41in person
00:55:43with the trust money i
00:55:45i finished the demo
00:55:47and the label loved it
00:55:49they wanted to do a full album with us and they offered us a huge advance
00:55:53really
00:55:55that's amazing
00:55:56so with the trust money i wanted to give it back
00:55:58since we don't need it anymore
00:56:00are you guys okay with that
00:56:01yeah of course
00:56:02totally
00:56:03ali they loved your voice
00:56:05and ben your song
00:56:06the songs are from all of us
00:56:08the other thing i wanted to tell you was
00:56:10since we're gonna have all of this money
00:56:13left over from the advance i put in a really lowball offer
00:56:17to my uncle to buy this house
00:56:19and with the economy the way it is he accepted
00:56:22when i lost you guys
00:56:26i actually realized how much you mean to me
00:56:29and then mel asked us to finish the record
00:56:31you can't do it alone you know
00:56:32for real this time
00:56:35is that a yes
00:56:37yes yes
00:56:39come here
00:56:41are you guys gonna move back in because that would make me really really happy
00:56:44of course
00:56:45but i mean i can only speak for myself so
00:56:47yeah yeah no we'll make it work this time
00:56:50so that was it i forgave them
00:56:52there was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup
00:56:54it was time to get serious
00:56:56put this behind us and make a hit record
00:56:58the label was bringing in a big time producer from london
00:57:01everyone was nervous
00:57:03especially me
00:57:04hey bob
00:57:05it's ben
00:57:07sorry ben
00:57:08um
00:57:09the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear
00:57:11you won't mind giving a manager
00:57:13uh... no problem
00:57:15no you're the producer
00:57:17yes i am
00:57:19listen up everybody
00:57:21we have got lots of work to do
00:57:23so let's get cracking
00:57:25hello treacle
00:57:27how are you doing
00:57:28he's such a prick
00:57:29well the label thinks he's a god
00:57:31he produced seven multi-platin records
00:57:33is that me
00:57:35yeah
00:57:36we all got down to making some serious music
00:57:51ben got a promotion
00:57:59and more deadlines than ever
00:58:01so he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us and hearing the songs that he wrote come to life
00:58:06that was beautiful
00:58:24may i
00:58:26please
00:58:28cassie and i were in the same boat
00:58:30we were both betrayed
00:58:32she took off on a yoga retreat
00:58:34and i was writing music non-stop
00:58:36mostly about love and broken hearts
00:58:38no one knew they were really all about ben
00:58:41i can't remember
00:58:42you
00:58:43how are you
00:58:47my
00:58:48my
00:58:49the
00:58:51mine
00:58:52the
00:58:53that
00:58:54me
00:58:55the
00:58:58Tide blows on my heartstrings, take meander, meander
00:59:05Wash away regrets of tragic lovers
00:59:13What do you guys think?
00:59:15It was awesome.
00:59:17Shit, it's Cassie, in Costa Rica.
00:59:19Get it!
00:59:28Hi, how's Costa Rica?
00:59:33It's good, it's good.
00:59:35Yeah, having a great time out here.
00:59:38I just wanted to call and say hi.
00:59:40And tell you that I've been thinking about you.
00:59:46And really thinking about us.
00:59:48I'm so, so sorry.
00:59:50I know, after everything that happened, I was really disappointed.
00:59:58And extremely hurt.
01:00:00I haven't felt the way I feel about you in a really long time.
01:00:07And it's a beautiful thing.
01:00:12And I really don't want to give up on us.
01:00:16I really want to make this work.
01:00:22I miss you.
01:00:23I miss you too.
01:00:25Talk soon.
01:00:27Alright, bye.
01:00:34So, Cassie and I are talking again?
01:00:37Good.
01:00:38I'm so scared of messing this up.
01:00:40I'll just be honest.
01:00:42And try to get her back.
01:00:43That's the plan.
01:00:45You guys are so cute.
01:00:48Sorry.
01:00:50Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:00:53Well, whoever it was, thank you.
01:00:57That evening, it was our last day of recording.
01:01:14Things in the studio weren't going very well.
01:01:16You okay?
01:01:17Why did the label people have to come today?
01:01:19All right.
01:01:20Here we go, everyone.
01:01:21Last track.
01:01:22You ready, Ali?
01:01:23Yeah.
01:01:24This is it.
01:01:25This is a big one.
01:01:26I can feel it.
01:01:27I can feel it.
01:01:28I can feel the magic.
01:01:29Hit me with it.
01:01:30Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:01:31You got it.
01:01:32Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:01:33Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:01:37Believe me, gentlemen, you're just going to get really good.
01:01:38I can feel it.
01:01:39I can feel it.
01:01:40I can feel it.
01:01:41I can feel it.
01:01:42I can feel it.
01:01:43I can feel it.
01:01:44It's okay.
01:01:45Hit me with it.
01:01:46Hit me with it.
01:01:47Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:01:50It's alright.
01:01:51No worries.
01:01:52Let's one more time here.
01:01:53You got it.
01:01:54Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:01:59Believe me, gentlemen.
01:02:03Believe me, gentlemen, she's not normally like this.
01:02:10Ali, come on, get it into gear, yeah?
01:02:13These people want to pay for your next record.
01:02:16Yeah, yeah, okay.
01:02:17Can I make a suggestion?
01:02:19I'm going in.
01:02:33Hey, just lay down his vocals and count, just in case.
01:02:38Mm-hmm.
01:03:03Congratulations, everybody.
01:03:10That is what I call a hit record.
01:03:13Time for some champagne.
01:03:24You were awesome.
01:03:25I was dying in there.
01:03:27No, no, no, you did all the hard work.
01:03:29She is brilliant.
01:03:30Brilliant, I tell you.
01:03:32I cannot wait to record a solo album with her.
01:03:35You'll be involved in some way, of course.
01:03:40Hey, Bob.
01:03:41You know when you lay down the track,
01:03:43can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:03:45Because the highs are starting to feel a little high.
01:03:48Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech.
01:03:51Ah, yeah.
01:03:52Sorry, roger that.
01:03:54Ben.
01:03:55I got one of my guys on it.
01:03:57Kenny?
01:03:58Ben.
01:03:59What?
01:04:02Gentlemen, look!
01:04:04You were magnificent!
01:04:08It was nerve-wracking.
01:04:09Well, get used to it.
01:04:11Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu,
01:04:14and one of my A&R guys is in from London,
01:04:17so I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos.
01:04:20Hmm.
01:04:21Well, I'm, uh...
01:04:23I'm sorry.
01:04:24I, uh...
01:04:25I don't think I can go.
01:04:31Uh...
01:04:32Well, yeah, listen, babe.
01:04:34That's, uh...
01:04:35It's business.
01:04:36The head of the label's gonna be there.
01:04:38Okay.
01:04:40Business.
01:04:41I'll pick you up at eight.
01:04:45All right, guys, let's get down to some serious drinking!
01:04:49Gentlemen!
01:04:50Let's get some shampas down our necks!
01:05:00Just admit it, you're still mad about what happened in college.
01:05:03As if I care!
01:05:05That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago.
01:05:09Tuesday.
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11See, I'll never live that down.
01:05:13Why should you?
01:05:14You were a jerk.
01:05:15Yeah, boy.
01:05:16Here we go.
01:05:17With you and Mal, there were circumstances,
01:05:19but in college, you were just a jerk.
01:05:22Come on, Allie.
01:05:24What?
01:05:25So what's going on with Nigel, then?
01:05:27What are you talking about?
01:05:29Well, did you sleep with him?
01:05:31It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with.
01:05:34Uh, yes it is.
01:05:35We're married.
01:05:37Only when it suits you.
01:05:41We need to put the past behind us.
01:05:43Be reasonable.
01:05:44I am a woman.
01:05:46I don't have to be reasonable.
01:05:48And that's why you love us.
01:05:51Are you in love with Nigel?
01:05:56She's such a prick!
01:06:01Nigel actually cares about me.
01:06:03Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks, and he cares about one thing, and you know exactly what that is.
01:06:09I have cared about you for years.
01:06:12And you're the one who fell in love with that frat guy like two seconds after we broke up.
01:06:17That was to make you jealous.
01:06:19Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:06:20Quiet.
01:06:21Quiet everybody.
01:06:22It's gonna happen.
01:06:23It's gonna happen now.
01:06:24He is not good enough for you.
01:06:27No one is.
01:06:29According to you.
01:06:31Things are finally starting to look up for me, and I thought you'd be happy for me.
01:06:38I am happy for you.
01:06:41You deserve all of it.
01:06:43Come on, Ben.
01:06:48We both know you'll never know how to be serious.
01:06:54I think I'm losing you.
01:06:55I've never been more serious in my life.
01:06:59We may be a little different, but we're a family, okay?
01:07:04Nobody can deny that.
01:07:09And we love each other.
01:07:11You hurt me.
01:07:13I know, I know.
01:07:14And, and, and I want to make it up to you for the rest of my life.
01:07:41Marry me.
01:07:45No, I mean it.
01:07:46No, marry me for real this time.
01:07:48I can't, I can't imagine one day in my life without you in the same room, in the same bed.
01:07:56You, me, Mel, Cassie, all of us.
01:08:05Marry me.
01:08:06Marry me.
01:08:09Is that a yes?
01:08:11Yes!
01:08:12Yes!
01:08:13Say yes!
01:08:14You're crazy.
01:08:15Come here.
01:08:16I love you.
01:08:17Yes.
01:08:18Yes?
01:08:19Yes.
01:08:20Yes.
01:08:24Yes.
01:08:26Oh.
01:08:29Okay, awesome.
01:08:30Ben, I think this calls for a celebration.
01:08:32So just like that, we all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted.
01:08:44Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket.
01:08:58They were really back together.
01:09:03Maybe our dreams will come true.
01:09:06At least we're having a great life while trying.
01:09:09So, Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors.
01:09:14We all got down to making some serious music.
01:09:18Cassie moved in.
01:09:22Max finally has a playmate.
01:09:23I know he has a playmate.
01:09:33I know we're a little different.
01:09:35But no matter what anyone else says, I wouldn't trade these guys for anything.
01:09:41This is family.
01:09:43This is my tribe.
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