00:00.
00:01.
00:01.
00:04.
00:05.
00:08.
00:09.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
03:12Take a quick set up and...
03:17Good boy.
03:25Good boy, Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the madest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, Sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:23You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, Sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:04Just like...
06:05Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes.
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Is it all that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makos sprang out last.
06:30Daemon was the bastard, so they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38When you kill a rebel, horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:43Black guy's not a true born.
06:45He came from the wrong country, was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning.
06:54Host of Dornish spearmen.
06:57It's time.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I...
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No!
07:47No!
07:47No!
07:48No, no, no.
07:49Um...
07:49Goose, eggs.
07:51Just...
07:51Just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no! Goose eggs, like...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:28Shut up.
08:34MUSIC PLAYS
08:38MUSIC FADES
08:39MUSIC FADES
08:40MUSIC FADES
08:41MUSIC FADES
09:02mmm
09:35Do you want some hard-soled beef?
09:41Oh, I make it. I can't eat hard-soled beef.
09:44I just eat lovely food and grapes and all the...
09:48I can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:38I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas.
10:41Raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:15After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:48If I win...
11:50Mr Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please.
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:12Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:31Well, with winter not so long past, and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:45I...
12:46I don't have any money.
12:49I...
12:51I don't have any money.
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andreau?
13:16he's a deaf lance indeed indeed but we're a challenger to come forth and on horse sir
13:25andro against all odds the lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets
13:37full now now rest assured rest assured i mean no disrespect i ask only what you already intend
13:44drive your foot from his saddle and take your place on champions row
13:49i do not want a victory that i have not earned have you not earned it
13:59let sir andro take the fall and you shall have his horse hands and armor as recompense for your role
14:05a tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home
14:11it's an elm
14:20i beg you think on it
14:22i shall seek your answer on the morrow
14:26perhaps the reigns will hold till then
14:30mind your pride if you don't can
14:32and
15:00SON OF MERKAH
15:02Grandson King Cairn the Good
15:05And Prince of House Targaryen
15:08Prince Aryan Bright Flame
15:42Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:07Come out, come out, little knight.
16:14Come out, little knight.
16:16Come out, little knight.
16:19Come out, little knight.
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
17:12He's too low.
17:25Jay!
17:41神!神
17:42!神
17:47!神!
17:51widow...
18:09Anthony!
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31That was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lass.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost the digits ending
19:04Flop now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than most
19:12You'll shut the lock your eyes
19:14Oh, Alice in Paris
19:16Oh, feeling down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I copped the whole of my
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:54She gave me all she had to give
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write a song to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bond the credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13The cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall know great success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:50Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's no how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32What happened?
24:35What happened?
24:42Uh...
24:43Excuse me
24:45...
25:15Get out of here!
25:38There, Ian. It's all smiles and chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which are those?
25:50He's there. Darren. And the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But, most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sort.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:18The third's so useless.
26:20We're going to ship him off to a citadel to make a master of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No! So you could!
26:24You have to come!
26:25Arian's hurting her!
26:26Hurting who?
26:46Think about it!
26:50You can't see him!
26:51You're a sleepy!
26:51Get out of the way!
26:54No!
26:55No!
26:55No!
26:56No!
26:56No!
26:56No!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The dragon won't never lose.
27:35Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26No.
28:39We wish to be back home.
28:42That's it.
28:48Then find the Darren's metrics.
28:49Let him look like you're going home.
28:49Do as Iany's mark of S sout sa saints,
28:55Do as I'm followed by a martyrah.
28:55That's what you're saying.
28:55Go is Joe!
28:55Go is Joe!
28:56And now.
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