00:00or shall we
00:04hey guys no no no
00:05no anything but Kenny
00:07no no oh
00:09what's wrong with some Kenny I know what this is
00:12now I understand
00:13why there wasn't a second blitz
00:16on the show sheet
00:17this is your I make the rules
00:19dot net game
00:21hey you know what Mike out of the kindness
00:24of my heart typically that would be
00:25minus at least five points for even making
00:27that remark I will not do that to you
00:29because the game has not technically started
00:31thanks dad
00:33this is yes David
00:35Kenny's on one so we probably start
00:37off with negative ten
00:39and you know why you know what Rico
00:41you and David both get five points
00:44because of my unsavory
00:46remarks earlier in the show congratulations
00:48wait so you
00:49act like a bleep hole and say something racially
00:52insensitive and they get
00:54bonus points yes right this is him
00:56giving a check to the end of the ACP
00:57yeah this is reparations Mike
01:04you need to get control of him
01:07not 40 acres and a mule just five points
01:11man it's Friday I am not here for this
01:14oh my god
01:15for those of you who do not know
01:17yes or no is where I ask you a sports
01:20or maybe not sports related question but mostly sports
01:22you answer yes
01:23or no and explain your
01:25reasoning if I agree
01:27disagree or like or don't like your
01:29reasoning you gain or lose or keep
01:31points so this is my game that I've
01:33made up and I invented the rules
01:35is everybody ready to play
01:37yes or no
01:39yes
01:39no
01:41yes
01:41uh
01:42the uh
01:43Mike wins a point
01:44for answering the yes or no question
01:46and David loses a point
01:47because he said no
01:48all right
01:49uh the the categories are
01:51it's Jeopardy style
01:52so you pick a category
01:53I ask you a question
01:54we've got the major four sports
01:56food groups in the city
01:58Tigers
01:58Pings
01:58Wings
02:00Pistons
02:00Lions
02:00and we also have a category
02:02that I've just invented
02:04called
02:05Things You Can't With
02:06Win With
02:07Via Mike Valenti
02:08oh I like that one
02:09yeah that one's gonna be a banger
02:11when we hit it
02:12let's start with
02:13Rico
02:14Rico pick a category
02:15we haven't talked about them in a while
02:18let's go with the Lions
02:19the Lions
02:21this will be the year
02:22that one of either
02:24edge rusher
02:25or mobile quarterback
02:27will not be a major talking point
02:29on our station
02:31for the Lions
02:32yes
02:33or no
02:35no
02:36I think that
02:37we still will get
02:38the mobile QB
02:39argument
02:40especially if there's a game
02:42that Jared Goff
02:43just doesn't look good
02:44or
02:44he throws a couple of picks
02:46or gets sacked a lot
02:48we'll get the whole
02:49we need a mobile QB
02:53Michael
02:55no
02:56I have no faith
02:57in the general public
02:58they'll
02:58they'll always come back
02:59to these two issues
03:00because these are like
03:01a comfortable pair of shoes
03:02for them
03:03so no
03:04it will be a hellscape
03:05until they win a Super Bowl
03:07I believe in the people
03:08yes
03:09they drafted an edge
03:11kiss ass
03:12and I believe
03:13I believe
03:14that they will not
03:15bring up the mobile QB issue
03:17because of it
03:18well
03:18you know
03:19Aiden did have on some buffs
03:20last night
03:21correct
03:22that'll be
03:23minus one point
03:24for Rico
03:25because I hope he's wrong
03:26that'll be minus
03:27two points for Mike
03:28one for being wrong
03:29I hope he's wrong
03:30and also he called David
03:31to kiss ass
03:32name calling is not
03:32appropriate on this
03:33this show
03:34oh but you
03:35you telling Rico
03:36to take your keys
03:37was
03:38got it
03:39that'll be another
03:40point for Rico
03:42and David gets
03:43three points
03:44because I really
03:45to God
03:46I hope he's right
03:48all right Michael
03:49you get to select
03:50the next category
03:51you can go with
03:51things you can't win with
03:53okay
03:54I have numbered
03:55this list
03:56of your things
03:57you can't win with
03:58there is currently
03:5914 things
04:00you can't win with
04:01I want you to
04:03pick one
04:04and I will ask
04:05the group
04:05yes or no
04:06you can win
04:07with this person
04:08uh
04:09well the ginger's
04:10off the list
04:10can't win with
04:11a balding point guard
04:12no I said
04:12pick a number
04:13one through 14
04:14Michael
04:14oh
04:14that's minus
04:1514 points
04:1511
04:1711
04:1711
04:18an Amish
04:20point guard
04:21you cannot win
04:22with an Amish
04:23point guard
04:24absolute facts
04:25yes or no
04:25facts
04:28you
04:29cannot win
04:30a national title
04:31you can win
04:32the Big Ten
04:32but not a national
04:33title with an
04:34Amish point guard
04:35shout out
04:35Braden Smith
04:36well since I am
04:37one that believes
04:37that national titles
04:39is all that matters
04:40then that means
04:40you cannot win
04:41with one
04:44do I even need
04:45to ask you Mike
04:46no can't do it
04:47it's never happened
04:49can't do it
04:50everybody is correct
04:51also this
04:52this list is very
04:53silly
04:54we can revisit
04:55this one later
04:56in the game
04:56if you like
04:57there's 13 left
04:58go ahead
04:59next person
05:00David
05:00you get to pick
05:01the category
05:02let's go with
05:02the Pistons
05:03the Pistons
05:04and my phone
05:05is crashing
05:06alright here we go
05:09missed
05:09oh
05:10I don't have
05:11the Pistons one
05:12try again David
05:17why don't you
05:18tell me what
05:18category you want
05:20let's go with
05:21can't win with
05:22alright can't win
05:24with David
05:24pick a number
05:251 through 13
05:25let's go with
05:26number 7
05:277
05:28oh by the way
05:29Mike
05:29this category
05:31also requires
05:32you to be able
05:32to identify
05:33why you said
05:34this and if
05:34you can't
05:35that's minus
05:35points for you
05:36got it
05:36David I think
05:37you missed
05:37a great opportunity
05:38you should have
05:39went with
05:39the number
05:399
05:42I've heard
05:42that means
05:43stop sign
05:44gum chewers
05:45you can't win
05:46with gum chewers
05:47according to Mike
05:48Valencia
05:48Pete Carroll
05:49you can't
05:50you have a gum
05:50chewing idiot
05:51as your head
05:51coach and he's
05:52in his elder
05:52years
05:52no shot
05:53Pete Carroll
05:54Raiders
05:55can't win
05:55with it
05:58so I'm going
05:59to agree
05:59here's why
06:00because I don't
06:01think many
06:02chew gum
06:02anymore
06:03which means
06:04if you didn't
06:05win with one
06:05then you still
06:06can't
06:07because they
06:07don't even
06:08do it anymore
06:09good point
06:10I'm going to
06:11say yeah
06:13you can win
06:14with a gum
06:14chewer
06:15Seattle Seahawks
06:16Pete Carroll
06:17that was young
06:18Pete Carroll
06:19still chew gum
06:20Zolpik
06:21it was
06:21Wrigley's
06:21so out of
06:22a technicality
06:23Rico wins
06:24seven points
06:24because he is
06:25correct
06:25seven
06:26yes
06:26seven
06:27Michael
06:28is that a
06:28problem
06:29yes
06:30I don't care
06:31I'll be
06:31Jalen Rose
06:31on Jeopardy
06:32I hope I
06:33get negative
06:3338,000
06:34okay
06:35well you
06:35only get
06:36negative
06:37big glasses
06:38I can't
06:39give or take
06:40away that
06:41many points
06:42that's just
06:42against the
06:42rules
06:42that's minus
06:43three points
06:44for both
06:44you and
06:44David
06:44nine
06:46it means
06:47you lose
06:48nine points
06:50I found
06:51my Pistons
06:52one by the
06:52way
06:52the thing
06:53crashed on
06:53me
06:53if the
06:54Pistons
06:55make an
06:55NBA
06:56final
06:57they will
06:58be better
06:59than a
07:00gentleman's
07:01sweep
07:01yes or
07:02no
07:03yes
07:03100%
07:04provided they
07:05keep shooting
07:06this way
07:06yes
07:08well yes
07:09because they're
07:10winning it all
07:10so yeah
07:13Rico
07:15you're saying
07:15the end
07:16result of
07:16the final
07:17will
07:17they will
07:18not be
07:18bounced in
07:19five games
07:19they will
07:20do better
07:20than that
07:23yeah I think
07:24they can get
07:24to six
07:24games
07:26and winning
07:26in six
07:27okay got
07:27you
07:28points for
07:29Mike that'll
07:30be five
07:30points to
07:31Mike and
07:31five points
07:32to Rico
07:32because I
07:33like the
07:33way they
07:34answer David
07:35you lose
07:35five points
07:36for your
07:36unfounded
07:37optimism
07:37with absolutely
07:38zero
07:39reason they're
07:39winning it
07:40all and you
07:40didn't say
07:41why you're
07:42just like
07:42yeah they're
07:42gonna win
07:43why reasons
07:45that's minus
07:46five points
07:47for you
07:47you gave
07:47Kenny a
07:48little bit
07:48of power
07:49and look
07:49at what
07:50took place
07:50I've created
07:51this monster
07:52of a game
07:53and I'm
07:53running it
07:54my gosh
07:55the Red
07:55Wings won
07:56we will
07:57seeing the
07:58Wings seeing
07:59this level
07:59of compete
08:00in the
08:01playoffs
08:02will inspire
08:03change
08:04will motivate
08:06them to say
08:06hey we're
08:07not good
08:08enough
08:08no
08:09absolutely
08:10not
08:11they're the
08:11most obstinate
08:12stubborn
08:12aloof
08:13organization
08:14on the
08:14planet
08:15with the
08:15way they
08:15operate
08:16plus
08:16does
08:17Heisman
08:17even
08:17want
08:18to make
08:19a big
08:19move
08:20I mean
08:21he's shown
08:21no interest
08:22in it
08:22no
08:23to hell
08:24with that
08:24no
08:24Kenny
08:25I'm gonna
08:25say no
08:26because
08:27no change
08:28came after
08:29the Tigers
08:30no change
08:32came after
08:32the Lions
08:34now with
08:35the Pistons
08:35why should
08:36anything be
08:36different
08:37even though
08:38you share
08:38the same
08:38home
08:39we know
08:40who gets
08:41the big
08:42bedroom
08:42and who
08:42doesn't
08:43who gets
08:44the chair
08:44oh
08:46I'm also
08:47gonna say
08:47no
08:48because
08:49yeah
08:50why
08:50they're not
08:51gonna make
08:51any changes
08:52everything's
08:53gonna be
08:53status quo
08:54and they'll
08:54bring up
08:55the young
08:55guys
08:56well
08:57typically
08:58I would
08:58have
08:58given
08:59you all
08:5910
08:59points
09:00for
09:00agreeing
09:00with
09:00all
09:01of
09:01your
09:01answers
09:01but
09:02the
09:02correct
09:02answer
09:03actually
09:03in this
09:03case
09:03was
09:04no
09:04and
09:04no
09:05so
09:06that's
09:06gonna
09:06be
09:07really
09:08well
09:08done
09:09I
09:09forgot
09:09about
09:10that
09:10that
09:10drop
09:11no
09:11and
09:11no
09:12that's
09:13well
09:13done
09:13and
09:14a
09:14last
09:14one
09:14we'll
09:14do
09:15one
09:15more
09:15from
09:16the
09:16mic
09:16you
09:16can't
09:17win
09:17with
09:17nine
09:18nine
09:18nine
09:19it
09:19means
09:19stop
09:20sign
09:21and
09:21the
09:22question
09:22is
09:23you
09:23can't
09:25that
09:29was
09:30wait
09:30a
09:31minute
09:31they
09:31screwed
09:32us
09:32in
09:32the
09:32NCAA
09:32tournament
09:33wasn't
09:33that
09:33Santa
09:34Clara
09:35yes
09:35against
09:36Kentucky
09:36with
09:37that
09:37that
09:37idiot
09:38coach
09:39Herb
09:39Sendak
09:40this
09:40was
09:41new
09:41I
09:41didn't
09:42know
09:42that
09:42they
09:43had
09:43they
09:43had
09:43dueling
09:44it
09:44was
09:44it
09:45was
09:45scary
09:45twins
09:46and
09:46they
09:47were
09:47they
09:47were
09:47gingers
09:48and
09:48they
09:48were
09:48their
09:48starting
09:49back
09:49court
09:49I
09:49go
09:49we're
09:50effed
09:51we
09:52can't
09:52win
09:53with
09:53one
09:53red
09:53head
09:53on
09:53the
09:53team
09:54you
09:54can't
09:54win
09:54with
09:54two
09:54that
09:54look
09:55the
09:55same
09:55ridiculous
09:56no
09:56way
09:58and
09:58then
09:58Herb
09:59Sendak
09:59screwed
09:59us
10:00by
10:00not
10:00falling
10:02Rico
10:03what
10:03he
10:04said
10:04I
10:05didn't
10:05even
10:05know
10:05this
10:05was
10:06a
10:06thing
10:06now
10:06you
10:07sat
10:07here
10:07during
10:08it
10:09I
10:09was
10:09rooting
10:10for
10:10Kentucky
10:10got
10:11it
10:13see
10:13I
10:13don't
10:14know
10:14because
10:14I
10:14think
10:14Alex
10:15Caruso
10:15used
10:16to
10:16be
10:16a
10:16red
10:16head
10:17he's
10:17bald
10:17now
10:18used
10:18to
10:18be
10:18a
10:19red
10:19head
10:19and
10:19he
10:19just
10:20won
10:20with
10:20OKC
10:21and
10:21that
10:22was
10:22a
10:22old
10:23way
10:23hit
10:23the
10:23shot
10:24and
10:25if
10:25your
10:25grandma
10:25had
10:26wheels
10:26she'd
10:26be
10:27a
10:27bike
10:27I'm
10:27saying
10:28he's
10:28bald
10:29was
10:29this
10:30the
10:30always
10:30shot
10:31at
10:31the
10:31buzzer
10:32yes
10:32where
10:33you
10:33got
10:33mad
10:33at
10:33me
10:33because
10:34okay
10:34yes
10:35because
10:35Sendak
10:36didn't
10:36fall
10:37and he
10:37was
10:37up
10:37three
10:37you
10:38were
10:38like
10:38you're
10:39running
10:39around
10:39the
10:39building
10:40celebrating
10:47additional
10:47five
10:48points
10:48for
10:48the
10:48grandmother
10:49wheels
10:49bike
10:49reset
10:50that's
10:50pretty
10:50funny
10:51I like
10:51it
10:51made me
10:51laugh
10:52so you
10:52get
10:52another
10:52couple
10:53of
10:53points
10:53for
10:53that
10:53yes
10:54and
10:54then
10:54I
10:54take
10:54all
10:55of
10:55your
10:55points
10:55away
10:56split
10:56them
10:56between
10:57David
10:57and
10:57Rico
10:57for
10:57reparations
11:00and
11:00then
11:00as a
11:01white
11:01person
11:02I
11:02feel
11:02like
11:02it's
11:02my
11:02job
11:03to
11:03take
11:03those
11:03away
11:03from
11:04you
11:04again
11:04so
11:04those
11:05are
11:05my
11:05points
11:05now
11:06I
11:06win
11:06you
11:06all
11:06tie
11:06for
11:07second
11:07that
11:07has
11:07been
11:08yes
11:08or
11:09no
11:10I
11:10got
11:10nothing
11:11I
11:11can't
11:12even
11:12believe
11:12what
11:12I
11:12just
11:13endured
11:13all
11:13right
11:1397
11:14one
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