00:31Yani N. S.
00:34yani Yani N.
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18:14Ketosis we call it.
18:20You microscope hump you motherfucker.
18:23You think you're so clever don't you?
18:24I told you there could be anomalies.
18:26Anomalies?
18:27Sexual transmission is an anomaly.
18:31That is our fucking bioweapon.
18:33It doesn't have to be.
18:34How am I supposed to sell this?
18:36What about my life?
18:38What happens to me in 855 days?
18:43Jefferson!
18:45Finish it.
18:47Please, wait, wait.
18:49I can save you.
18:51I'll find somebody else for that.
18:52There isn't enough time.
18:54Even the most brilliant line would take years to retrace my steps by then.
18:59Fuck, I can manage it.
19:02I can create stabilizers, boosters, treatments to prevent the ketosis.
19:06You can sell those as well.
19:08I will find a cure Mr. Force.
19:10I will perfect the formula.
19:23You have no idea what you created, do you?
19:33When Oppenheimer prepared to press the button at Trinity, he knew there was a possibility.
19:37However small that unleashing that kind of power would ignite the atmosphere and destroy the world, he did what needed
19:43to be done.
19:44And science must move forward.
19:48Great things do not come without risk.
19:52Cost.
20:03We're both invested in improving upon your current state.
20:07I told you to let me be your caretaker and I meant it.
20:11You don't give a shit about me.
20:17You just get off on fondling your little creation, you fucking nerd.
20:23I know it's been difficult to accept, but you are my creation.
20:31Ah.
20:33Hmm.
20:36I have 855 days.
20:40That means you have 854.
20:45Fix the box.
20:48This is a business.
20:49I need a product.
20:51And we go to market in 6 months.
20:53Mr. Forrest, that's-
20:54You keep calling me that.
20:57Mr. Forrest.
20:59Mr. Forrest.
21:03Do I look like Byron Forrest to you?
21:09You said it yourself, I am something new.
21:12An evolution.
21:14I am superior.
21:18So kneel.
21:23Byron Forrest is no more.
21:27You kneel.
21:29Before God.
21:56Ready?
21:57Hit it.
22:01Sequence one.
22:01Finished.
22:02Go sweetly into the mysterious void, friends.
22:08This is the weirdest job I've ever had.
22:12Seriously, don't you just wish we knew what the fuck we were working on?
22:15Of course I do, but good luck getting behind the big scary door, bud.
22:23In another bar fight?
22:26Goddamn estrogen hitting me hard, finally.
22:29Sorry.
22:29No, it's okay.
22:30A lot more changes are going to be coming soon.
22:33So ask away, Mikey.
22:36Does it feel, like, weird?
22:38It sure does.
22:39Pretty big overhaul going on, you know?
22:42Well, I gotta say, your tits are looking sweet.
22:50Hey, Clara, you know, what you're doing, I know it's tough and people don't understand, but I think this is
22:58really cool.
22:58I mean, you're gonna be a woman soon.
23:00I am a woman now, Mike.
23:02You know what I meant.
23:03I do.
23:06Like, I just, I want you to know that...
23:11Forget it.
23:12Tell me.
23:13Come on.
23:13I was just gonna say that, like, what you're doing, I think it's brave and I'm here for you. I
23:23have your back.
23:24You're a great man and a great friend. You really are.
23:28The worst part is now. All this in-between stuff. Be honest. Do I have a single feminine feature?
23:36No, don't start playing that game. You are gonna drive yourself insane.
23:40Well, the barista at Starbucks this morning handed me a coffee and said, here you go, dude. Kind of says
23:46it all.
23:46It's gonna take some time. And then, I think there's like support groups and stuff.
23:51You're the best support group I could ever have.
23:54Oh, could you hand me the phosphorus reagent?
23:58Okay, your turn.
24:00How about you be honest with me?
24:03You got no riz.
24:05Hey, now.
24:06Charisma.
24:07I love you, Mike, but you don't.
24:08I've been reconnecting with my kids after the divorce and they update me on all the new lingo.
24:14So, I mean, what did you do this weekend?
24:17Actually, all kinds of fun stuff.
24:31Hang on. I do have charisma.
24:35You lack confidence.
24:37Well, arrogant people suck.
24:38No, no, no. Confidence is different.
24:40MIT grad.
24:42Sweet.
24:42Supportive.
24:43Everyone that gets to know you loves you.
24:45You just have to act like it.
24:47Sitting around being Mr. Alone guy and playing fantasy football isn't getting you anywhere.
24:51And for heaven's sakes, no more super cuts.
24:54Okay, now I feel attacked.
24:56Honesty time.
24:57Over.
25:05Look, I am tired.
25:07You know, tired of being alone.
25:12I'd like to love someone and I'd like someone to love me.
25:18Chris, am I that awful?
25:20Am I ugly or something?
25:23I try to be nice.
25:25I try so hard, but this is just not enough in the world anymore.
25:30I'm like, look at me.
25:32You dress for shit, but your heart is stunning.
25:36One day your princess will come.
25:39Keep trying.
25:41Put yourself out there.
25:46You should just hurry up and transition already.
25:48And we can get married.
25:50Not unless I change my name to Jen.
25:52Ah, yes.
25:53I noticed.
25:54You like her.
25:57I do like her, you can tell?
25:58I can tell.
25:59And it's great.
26:00Declaring your feelings is the first step in what could be a beautiful relationship.
26:06Did I tell you what she said yesterday?
26:09Hey, Mike.
26:10Sweet sneaks.
26:17What do you think that means?
26:19Shit or get off the pot, dear Mikey.
26:22Ask the girl out.
26:24Or move on.
26:25You can do it.
26:27Good morning, world changers.
26:28Our productivity algorithm detects a different efficiency.
26:32Please return to normal levels.
26:42Mikey.
26:43Come sit.
26:50How's things?
26:51My favorite keyboard warrior.
26:52Oh, it's great.
26:53I mean, you know, not as good as you and your furry friends over in testing.
26:59My heart.
27:00I do love them.
27:01Probably too much.
27:02Yeah, they're better than people.
27:03That's what I always say.
27:05Right?
27:05Drives me up the fucking wall every time I read about the cruelty these companies inflict.
27:08Yeah, totally.
27:09I mean, blackfish?
27:10Mm.
27:10Makes me want to barf.
27:12Mm.
27:12Yeah, I really believe that we can have it both ways.
27:14That we can make biotech breakthroughs that help humans without torturing these poor creatures.
27:20I'm sorry, this is turning into a TED talk.
27:22No, no, no.
27:23I'm into it.
27:26I bet you know all the little secrets of this place, huh?
27:32Can I trust you?
27:40His name is Larry, and he's my sweet boy.
27:44Oh.
27:45Hello there, Larry.
27:48He hasn't been doing so well lately, but we're hoping to fix that.
27:54You stay strong, Larry.
27:55Mm-hmm.
27:57They let you take a picture in there?
27:59Why?
27:59You a narc or something?
28:03That little fella just needs a little Bill's jersey, and he'll be good to go.
28:07Mm, big game this weekend.
28:08Mm.
28:09I'm gonna grill up some of my famous buffalo wings.
28:12I'll bring some in for you.
28:18You crepes are awesome.
28:20Huh?
28:20There's a, um...
28:23There's this really cool new place over on 117.
28:32Do you want to, like, go with me?
28:36Oh, yeah, that'd be cool.
28:37Yeah?
28:38My fiancé has a golf outing on Sunday.
28:40We could go before kickoff or whatever.
28:44Fiancé?
28:45Yeah.
28:45Finally asked, like, six months ago.
28:50Um...
28:51I wear the ring on a necklace.
28:53Goddamn birth control turns my fingers into sausages.
28:56Hurts like hell.
28:57Hmm.
28:57Things we women do, you know?
28:59Right.
29:02Wait, Mikey, were you asking me on a date?
29:04We kind of, no.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Oh, Mikey.
29:09I love you, but you're my work buddy.
29:11I know, I know.
29:13It's just a...
29:15You know what?
29:17I love you.
29:18I'm stoked for you.
29:19That's really, really exciting.
29:24Oh.
29:26Just...
29:27Oh.
29:27Yeah, right there.
29:28Thank you.
29:30Wow.
29:30Oh.
29:32Bye.
29:41What?
29:42No fucking way.
29:44Yup.
29:44For six whole months.
29:49Do you think she was bullshitting me?
29:51Jen's a sweet girl, but honestly, that's some shady shit right there.
29:56I have seen her flirt with you.
29:57So I'm not crazy, right?
29:59Hell no.
29:59She was leading you on.
30:03On behalf of all women, please accept my apology.
30:09I'm proud of you.
30:11It's hard putting yourself out there.
30:17Please remain calm.
30:19This is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated.
30:25Please remain calm.
30:27This is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated.
30:34This is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated.
30:41Please remain calm.
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33:23Oh, oh.
33:24Biliyazı mı yer sakin oluyordu?
33:27Yeni siy pongalili yasak.
33:28Tarih, stelltiktenin.
33:33Yeni ne an extendi?
33:36Buna bağlı,
33:39oğla?
33:40Mesela?
33:40Evet, zero.
33:47Evet, bu giy, karın birDid.
33:51Olumה ben.
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33:55Evet.
33:56Bir anvalin ve weed gummi yoktu.
33:59Tamam.
34:00Bir sonraki.
34:00Bir sonraki.
34:04Bir sonraki?
34:05Bir sonraki?
34:07Bir sonraki?
34:09Bir sonraki?
34:09Bir sonraki?
34:11Bir sonraki?
34:11Bir sonraki?
34:14Bir sonraki?
34:16Bir sonraki?
34:20Bir sonraki?
34:38İnanmadan düşünüyorum ki her teseb bridges.
34:40İnanmadan.
34:44Herlar ne var?
34:45Muzuru, bu hizmeti beni.
34:48Olumun bardzo iyiydi.
34:50Fiz büyük bir şekillet var.
34:51İnanmadan cevap home.
34:52Belki bu halde.
34:53Bikini de de bu hizmeti.
34:54Bikini olduğun kahne halde.
34:56Bekini de de ben şu anlar.
34:58I can feel every time I take a step in, I care about the hormones and the surgeries.
35:06Doesn't matter.
35:07Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude.
35:10I've been misgendered three times today.
35:14Goddammit.
35:16Look.
35:22You're beautiful.
35:23People get too hung up on looks.
35:25I think it's just Instagram bullshit.
35:27It books with your head.
35:29You just don't get it, Mike.
35:30This is about who I am.
35:33My whole life, I've been searching for answers and miracles that would make me whole.
35:40And now, maybe, there is something just down the fucking hall and you're treating it like a goof.
35:48Doesn't this even make you curious?
35:50If you took something like this, you would have a whole line of gins a million long.
35:57Stop thinking so small, Mike.
36:00Think bigger.
36:02Be bold.
36:03Don't touch.
36:08Don't touch him.
36:09Should he be with a stab?
36:22Don't touch him.
36:23Never can't touch him.
36:24Don't touch the man.
36:26Hold.
36:26He's got a hard..
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44:35abone olabiliyor.
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44:44abone olabiliyor.
45:40abone olabiliyor.
45:43abone olabiliyor.
45:46abone olabiliyor.
46:15abone olabiliyor.
46:45abone olabiliyor.
46:47abone olabiliyor.
47:08abone olabiliyor.
47:12abone olabiliyor.
47:16Abone olabiliyor.
47:17Actually Clara,
47:20you're the dream now.
47:22Kind of real,
47:24goddamn living dream girl
47:25that you've always wanted to be.
47:28You deserve to be.
47:33Go look.
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