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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:36Gary, Darla and Rashid, you run the dari acabar like us.
01:38Be a good girl, Darla and have a good girl for that.
01:51Dad, this ride like me is my son.
01:52I may have just told you my son, I don't tell you who you knew.
01:54Do your family, give a good girl, Darla and have a good boy.
02:01Cause with voices, call me inside
02:08Now leave and there's no money too much
02:10With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:13With the chum-chum
02:14With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:49With the hands of the devil's eyes
03:01Wow
03:03She's trying
03:04She is stunning
03:06Look how good your genes are
03:08Oh, you got a little
03:14Wait a minute, lips is popping
03:17Auntie Lynn is here
03:19Thank you
03:20Oh, wow
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date
03:27You deserve this
03:30We really do
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF
03:32That Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages
03:35Okay
03:36Including the emergency numbers
03:38In case I forget 911
03:39We'll see, that's why we put it there
03:41But we won't need that
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No
03:45And our first real nice time
03:47Is going to be a diaper change
03:49Yes
03:51Hey, she's got this
03:53Come on
03:55Yeah
03:56Right
03:57Keys
03:58Phone
03:59Wife
04:00Let's go, let's go
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:05Oh
04:06Um, you got a little
04:08Brass of milk
04:09Get these titties all dressed up
04:11And this is how they betray me
04:12Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period
04:16We can't go now
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick
04:22It is, watch him out
04:23I was so looking forward to this
04:26I'm just going to smell spoiled
04:29Hey, that's fine
04:30Honestly
04:31Giordano's Italian can wait
04:33I mean, if you wanted
04:35We could just send them home
04:36Get out of these clothes
04:37And put on some sharp tank
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:43Good
04:43Because my business is scalable
05:11How are you doing down there?
05:15I feel it quietly
05:16Trying to silence me
05:18My anxiety
05:20Can't be here for me
05:22Somebody's watching me
05:24My anxiety
05:26My bones
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes
05:42But why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no
05:47Not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article about Alison Grant
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles
05:57I saw Darla in front of Gary's house
06:00With a bone
06:02Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor
06:07About Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:21But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:27He's hiding something in there
06:31Okay
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hyper-vigilant state
06:44And of course
06:46You want to keep your baby safe
06:50I think
06:51That you
06:52Little bitch
06:54Oh
06:55If you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy
07:01Filthy
07:02Mut
07:02And don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop
07:06All over my powers
07:10I think I'm following
07:12Animal control
07:23I don't want to rush her
07:24I just feel like it would be good for her
07:26To get out of the house
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe
07:28The Geo Bros was your first offer
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you gotta try Drinkly's
07:35It's where, uh
07:36It's where Hank's used to be
07:37But they got the best
07:39Fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my God
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get done with
07:50You almost ate shit
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Nice ride, dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh
08:02I'm good, thanks
08:04Didn't pack my lycra
08:05And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert
08:10Is your government
08:12Issued name
08:13No?
08:14Given to you by your parents
08:15Beverly and Donovan
08:16Fisher?
08:18Yes
08:19That is my government
08:20Given name
08:21But no one's called me that
08:22Since high school
08:23So
08:23Just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude
08:29You want to
08:30Explain yourself?
08:32Hmm
08:32No, thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes
08:37Fast forward
08:38But backwards
08:40It's
08:41It's slower
08:41Oh, God
08:46Ow
08:47Are you
08:48Need to know?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well, this has been
08:59One of the waitest
09:00Twenty seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a
09:11Friendly and productive
09:12Conversation between
09:13My fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more
09:15Nothing less
09:15You never use that many
09:16Syllables unless
09:17You're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither
09:20Confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night
09:30In the woods
09:30You were having trouble
09:31With your knee
09:31Yeah
09:32And now you're out
09:34On a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:42Is that something
09:43You'd maybe want to
09:45Talk over with a
09:46Trained professional
09:47Or a
09:48Very observant friend?
09:51No
09:52I see
09:57Have a good day
10:02You're having trouble
10:04Anybody else?
10:04Yeah
10:07Yeah
10:21I could
10:22Give you
10:22Go
10:22Go
10:22Go
10:23Go
10:23Go
10:23Go
10:24Go
10:25Go
10:26Go
10:26Go
10:26Go
10:36then kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song then the next day released another song
10:43and that immediately indefinitely crowned him the de facto victor and son that's why you don't get
10:49into a rap feud with a pull a surprise winner you know what i'm saying it don't make no sense
11:03darla she's gone
11:06she's gone
11:23oh
11:36oh hello danny hiya lynn sorry to bother we're just following up on a call from a concerned
11:41neighbor unhand my dog you sniveling coward you mean your mother-in-law i'm afraid that's
11:49confidential agnes how can you possibly think i did something to your beloved hellhound ah you see
11:57you see the vitriol look we both know you didn't really do anything with a dog i mean this is
12:02this
12:03crazy town usa all right totally so if you could just let me inside have a quick look around we
12:10can both get back to playing call duty sound good no i knew it guilty she's guilty lynn come on
12:17no
12:19what do you mean no you can't why
12:24did you kill the dog no but i know my rights and you need a warrant
12:33look to be such a mark we'll be back with a warrant tomorrow we are going to nail your saggy
12:39little
12:39bottom isn't that right daniel yes mother
12:47hey siri how do you get a warrant like obviously i know how but could you tell me any way
12:51for fun
12:52as a bit
13:05darla darla god damn it darla you're gonna have to be louder than that
13:10darla
13:12best money can buy only a dog's ears can hear
13:16i'll bet agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other bs
13:24seriously lynn what what what was with you two in the drama she's jealous of me
13:29uh-huh always has been marty and i used to have the best parties on the block agnes being a
13:36joyless
13:37harridan used to love shutting us down she blocked me from being on the hoa out of jealous spite
13:43that woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking in fact if her dog
13:52is really missing and that is a very big if it's her fault why hasn't darla ever been written up
14:01for running around without a leash a joy rule 14 section 12 it is in the statutes
14:08hey guys evidence spotted
14:17d a f
14:19um dusty as fuck
14:21darla agnes festerson
14:24no don't touch it it's right on your property line you might as well get caught red-handed
14:32you know there could be a simple explanation darla ran into the woods picked a fight with a posse of
14:39raccoons and is halfway to heaven r.i.p good riddance it's a gaze they're called the gaze of raccoons
14:47you know it's also on gary's property line what if he took the dog
14:58okay i'm gonna go ahead and say it i saw darla sniffing around these doors multiple times
15:05what if he took darla
15:09agnes threatened him with the inspector and we already know how he feels about people looking
15:12around his house case in point what if this is his revenge on her
15:18what if darla's in his house right now
15:22well if she is we have to go in there and clear my good name
15:27yes
15:30and save darla
15:31if she's not dead yet she's probably dead
15:34why would you say something like that jod
15:36she's not dead okay and we're gonna do something now
15:40right because no dog dies on my watch that is a lesbian oath we gotta go now maybe we should
15:45um
15:46maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit
15:50right charm ourselves inside and see if we can find darla
15:53yes tonight we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover
15:59and i have several bottles of room temperature mediocre chardonnay that i am happy to re-gift
16:06really
16:08you had to know sometime
16:13no i like this plan very greek
16:24hey my love
16:26hey honey
16:27daddy's home i'm ready for take two on date night
16:33oh hey little man
16:37daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea
16:42i'm sorry babe i can't
16:43oh
16:45i'm just so tired
16:47you know i've been all day with miles
16:50i'm barely standing up now
16:52no i understand
16:53but you should go out do something see what navine's up to
16:57no no yes i'll stay here with you two come on babe i know how much you've been dying to
17:01get out
17:02oh really i did iron my best shirt i'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on navine
17:07you've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun
17:11i guess i guess i could go for like one tiny day
17:13yes
17:15i'm not sure if navine's even gonna be
17:18i know navine is free
17:19i swear that guy's in our walls or something
17:23i'll go have a good time
17:25i mean it
17:25okay
17:28daddy's gonna go get lit
17:31i won't i'll just have one glass of one and then fall asleep
17:36this could backfire
17:38yeah but i want to do this for you
17:40and darla
17:41and darla
17:52see you soon
17:53be careful
18:20be careful
18:32hello
18:35anyone home
18:41he's not home
18:42why would he leave his door open if he's not home
18:45maybe we can check for him in the back
18:47or the basement
18:49maybe he's washing his body
18:52like taking a shower
18:53yeah i mean whatever you
18:55why don't we pop in and find out
18:57you can't just break in
18:59samira
19:00from a legal standpoint
19:01we're not breaking in
19:02okay we're walking into an unlocked house
19:05yeah but is that legal
19:06it's not a felony
19:08we have wine
19:10we'll announce ourselves
19:14think about darla
19:21let's go then
19:30hello
19:31gary it's your neighbors
19:35it's your friendly neighbors
19:37announcing ourselves
19:39and we wanted to apologize for um
19:43our recent
19:45intrusive behavior
19:47not cool
19:49we've also brought you
19:50four bottles of the
19:52same wine
19:57shit
19:57probably just a draft
19:59this place gives me the heebie-jeebies
20:05right it's
20:06it's all the same
20:08what do you mean
20:09the furniture
20:10it's all the same
20:12staging furniture
20:13from the open house
20:13gary didn't change one thing
20:15that's so odd
20:17if todd says it's odd
20:18what do you think it means
20:20i think it means
20:21he's not planning on staying
20:23very long
20:26maybe that's the door
20:27to the basement
20:32come on
20:33darla could be this way
20:36darla
20:37here girl
20:41yep i just peed a little
20:52he's here
21:04he's here
21:10it's okay
21:12darla
21:12let go
21:24wow
21:25this place is unrecognizable
21:28do you remember how sticky the floors used to be
21:30and that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner
21:33yeah remember that thing gave me a snap infection
21:35dude never forget
21:38r.i.p. hanks man
21:39that place had a certain unsanitary charm
21:42this is dare i say it kind of hip
21:44right
21:45i mean it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy
21:48like a local bar on the night before thanksgiving
21:51oh yo
21:52check it
21:53i'm glad that guy survived the regime change
21:55you know he worked for hank for a few years
21:56oh yeah
21:57afro beats in hinkley hills
21:59come on man
22:01i wonder if they'd let me do a dj residency
22:03you know maybe this place has genuinely changed
22:07ravine the peace
22:08spoke too soon
22:09ah good old benedict cummerbitch
22:11ah c'est la classe
22:12you two lovebirds on a date
22:14huh
22:14and that cute little shirt
22:16oh
22:17that's cute
22:18that's kind of homophobic dude
22:19come on don't be such a snowflake
22:21mind if i join you
22:22it's a two top so
22:23yeah i mean there's a stuff in first
22:25hello
22:25i freaking love this place
22:28huh
22:29it's my home away from home
22:31don't get me wrong
22:31i love being a fan but uh
22:33as men
22:34we gotta be let off the leash
22:35you know biologically wired
22:37to wander
22:38that's just science
22:40you learned that from a podcast
22:41yeah
22:43so
22:44roborella
22:46how's dad love treating you
22:47yeah you know it's um
22:49it's a bit of a learning curve
22:51but we're figuring it out
22:52i hear you
22:53those first few months after ainsley was born
22:56lauren started secretly burning her mail
22:58all of it
23:00she thought i was being laced with the anthrax
23:01what really
23:02yeah i lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year
23:05but hey
23:06it's a postpartum for you
23:08shit is real
23:09yeah
23:10i mean
23:10it is
23:13sometimes i wish i could just
23:14crawl inside my wife's head
23:17wait i might know what she needed from me
23:22don't feel bad
23:24it's not your fault
23:25women are complex
23:26beautiful creatures
23:29evolutionarily designed
23:30for resilience
23:32okay
23:33most men can't even begin to comprehend
23:34what childbirth does to a woman
23:37yeah that's um
23:39wow
23:41which is why
23:42you gotta lay down the law
23:44make them listen to reason
23:45otherwise those crazy bitches
23:46they're never gonna stop burning the mail
23:48you feel me
23:48i like that last
23:49almost had us in the first half
23:51all right i got the next round
23:52what do you two ladies want
23:53roses
23:56roasted
23:56i feel like i've been emotionally wedged
24:02let's go check upstairs
24:03what no i think we should
24:05fuck the fuck off
24:12i'm with todd
24:13fuck the fuck off
24:14come on
24:14we're out of here
24:15let's go check for darla
24:18bye
24:18what gonna do you think we should be ok
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant
25:04try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:22Betsy Wilson
25:24Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:28we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello
25:37hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:40Dana
25:42Dana Richards
25:43Todd Mann
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by
25:49to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12for us to all share together
26:14as neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:20join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe pinot
26:27peanut
26:29we're working on that one
26:37after you
26:41after us
26:42after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary
26:56was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary
27:29made
27:29online
27:30okay
27:32been together a while
27:34we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:37yeah just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:53same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
28:00unless I paid to do it
28:02in a
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble
28:19you want a snack
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:28let me see what I can whip up
28:29thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:32hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:46shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here you come
29:09here
29:10hmm
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:25Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:35Oh, what's this?
29:39Two thousand five.
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards violence.
30:00Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior, it's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:08The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:15Rob?
30:16Our Rob?
30:26I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house, but it's still going to be hard to live the Brie and
30:33Jamon Niberica lifestyle that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now, but I think you've got a little admirer over there that is giving
30:41you some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:45Ten o'clock.
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59Yes, she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh, my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall, R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:13I DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry, hi.
31:15Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh, shoot.
31:25We totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush.
31:27No rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:42I'm, I'm Kate.
31:43And, oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up and, uh, buy you a drink and we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah.
31:56Okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh, quite the presentation.
32:13Fancy.
32:19Sardine.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably...
32:30Yes.
32:30I'm starving.
32:32Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:34Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:40Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery, little sucker.
32:53Mmm.
32:54Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
33:03Mmm.
33:04It's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:07Crème de la crème.
33:10Yeah, shit.
33:11I'll give it a try.
33:14Whoa.
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is in case I have to go to the bathroom, which I
33:33will, because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Mmm.
33:40Kind of just slides right down.
33:42Huh.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
33:57Oh, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
34:08You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:20The basement.
34:22Darla.
34:25After you.
34:52Darla.
34:57Darla.
34:59Your girl.
35:02Darla.
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla.
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15Darla is the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:38But yes.
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:45Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison, who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone nut that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:20Exactly.
36:21And destroy the evidence.
36:23Anything he can get his hands on.
36:24Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself.
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:40What do you think?
36:52Proper form, soft elbows, bent knees, 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces, so investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home.
37:14Oh, well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here.
37:23You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob, you startled me.
37:54Why, Samira?
37:58I think I hit something.
38:00A bone?
38:01It's hard.
38:04And wet.
38:05What?
38:09Oh, shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:26All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:48Well, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:15You know, you're not angry, are you?
39:24Oh.
39:25Hi.
39:27Hi.
39:40Oh, hi.
39:43Oh, hi.
39:56Oh, hi.
40:06Okay.
40:06Good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:17I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:50Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby.
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Where's your favorite bone?
41:17Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:34Dog saved is a dog saved.
41:37I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come on.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:17I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight, you broke into the house
42:23with a guy.
42:23No breaking, just entering.
42:26Yeah, okay.
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you, and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira.
42:38This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you, that is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:35It's an arrow.
44:36I'm sorry.
44:37It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:45So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me...
45:01Oh, man.
45:01I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:19Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:40It's Rob.
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