- 15 hours ago
The Burbs S01E01 [Full Movie] [Latest Version]Full EP - Full
Category
š„
Short filmTranscript
00:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:58Transcription by CastingWords
01:28Transcription by CastingWords
01:30Oh God, I don't want to go back to work.
01:32You and Mars aren't going to have too much fun without me, are you?
01:34My maternity leave is going to be spent watching a window like Bravo,
01:38learning the choreography.
01:44I don't like that one bit.
01:50Stroll's over.
01:56Are you sure that house is empty?
01:58Yeah, right.
03:18Shit, shit, shit.
03:20Wait!
03:22Wait!
03:26Stop! Stop!
03:28Don't leave me with these diapers!
03:34Hey, dude.
03:36Bye.
03:37I forgot.
03:39Nice to see you.
03:41Back on Asheville Place.
03:45Why you don't...
03:46You don't remember me?
03:50Sorry.
03:51Never been good at remembering faces.
03:53That's all right.
03:54Yeah, I always like this street.
03:56You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs?
03:59There's only one way out!
04:03Have a great day, Robert.
04:06Okay.
04:08Bye now.
04:23They're okay.
04:25The things I do for you.
04:30Like moving here.
04:43Do you want me to stay?
04:44I can call Nina, tell her I need another week.
04:47What are we watching?
04:49How long has that house been empty?
04:5120 years.
04:52Give or take.
04:54You don't think that's weird?
04:56Not really.
04:57I'm sure they've got a good reason for hanging on to it.
04:58So there's a they.
04:59Who's the they?
05:00You know.
05:01Whoever is it.
05:02Okay, shrug night.
05:04So you never thought about it?
05:06No, not really.
05:07Whatever.
05:08I know you gotta get to work.
05:09Naveen and I are catching the same train.
05:11The train pooling, he's calling it.
05:12But say the word, Noste.
05:13No, no, no.
05:14Gotta rip the band-aid off some way, somehow.
05:16It'll be me, myself, and I.
05:18And Miles.
05:19Together, alone, for the first time.
05:20No friends or family nearby, but...
05:22That's why it's good.
05:24Yeah, because I'm...
05:25I'm not worried at all.
05:27You're giving me some very mixed signals here.
05:29I know.
05:31Get on, train.
05:32I love you so much.
05:33Mm-hmm.
05:33I love you too.
05:34I love you too, little man.
05:35And you can call me anytime, okay?
05:37I'm the guy who's saved in your phone as White Bob with the black thumbs-up emoji.
05:41And it'll never change.
05:44Try to get out of the house today.
05:54Can I help you?
05:59I'm sorry?
06:03Should he be listening to this?
06:05Well, he can't understand the words.
06:09Babies absorb these things.
06:12Okay.
06:13Oh.
06:15Oh.
06:16You must be Rob Fisher's wife.
06:19Oh.
06:20I heard you were...
06:22back.
06:24Here.
06:24To live.
06:26Well, this is fabulous.
06:28I was wondering when I would get to meet you.
06:31I don't get out much.
06:33I'm Lynn Gardner.
06:34I'm Samirin.
06:36That's Miles.
06:37Oh, he looks just like his mama.
06:41Samira.
06:42Such a pretty name.
06:44Is it African?
06:46Yes.
06:47Fascinating.
06:48I just live catty corner if you ever need anything.
06:52And you must come to Wine Night.
06:54It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors dabbing and guzzling on my porch.
06:59And they are dying to meet you.
07:01I'm breastfeeding, unfortunately.
07:03Oh.
07:04Pump and dump, my darling.
07:07Welcome to Ashfield Place.
07:09Hmm.
07:17Hey.
07:19Hey.
07:20I got a very important question for my big sis.
07:23Mariah.
07:24Whitney.
07:25Janet.
07:26Or Beyonce.
07:28When you got to go?
07:29I'm not about to fight with you today.
07:31Well, that's not a fight.
07:31I miss you.
07:33How's my apartment?
07:34Well, if you're referring to the artist currently known as my new apartment, it's divine.
07:40Look, girl, your taste is impeccable, okay?
07:42And these views?
07:43Exquisite.
07:43How's my nephew?
07:44Cute as hell.
07:45Oh, yes, he is.
07:48Because we're twins.
07:50And see, that's why you go off FaceTime.
07:53And how is Hinky Mountain?
07:55Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.
07:58That's the burbs, babes.
07:59Am I a bad mom for bringing my melanated son out here?
08:03I don't know.
08:04Are you a bad mother for accepting a very nice house in a very nice neighborhood where
08:08there's practically no crime?
08:09Really nice schools?
08:10I mean, make it make sense.
08:11I just feel so isolated.
08:14I mean, every day is the same thing.
08:16I don't know what I'm doing.
08:17And I don't have anybody to teach me how.
08:19Well, you know she's looking after you.
08:21That's what daddy say, but you can't teach somebody how to swallow a baby from heaven.
08:25Hey, man's a dad.
08:26How am I going to get through maternity leave?
08:29I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments.
08:32I need structure and tangible goals.
08:35Bitch, I don't speak resume.
08:37I speak housewife.
08:39This is what you do.
08:40Pick up a little day drinking habit.
08:41Maybe a little pill habit or something.
08:43Something cute.
08:43Yeah, hard to do when you got a tit gremlin.
08:46Yeah, you could have kept that one.
08:48Well, baby, you just need some friends.
08:50I have friends.
08:51I mean, in a 10-mile radius.
08:52None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
08:55Uh, no.
08:56It's a who's who of who's not it.
08:58These people are crazy.
09:00Well, I'm just spitballing, though.
09:01I know.
09:02I know, and I appreciate you.
09:03And I love you.
09:04And I'm going to come and visit you soon.
09:06Okay?
09:08And I know you would have chapped Mariah.
09:09I don't know her.
09:11Love you.
09:12Bye.
09:15Naveen?
09:19Look at us.
09:21Train buddies.
09:23Commute comrades.
09:25Megan filed for divorce.
09:26What?
09:27She was waiting for me when I got home yesterday.
09:30Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs.
09:31Like, out of a bad movie?
09:34Shit.
09:35Said she's been unhappy for a long time and wants to start over while she still has her youth.
09:39Said she can't stand another day of my moodiness.
09:41I'm not even...
09:44I'm not even that moody, Rob.
09:49She's fucking her dentist.
09:51Dr. James.
09:53The only one who takes my insurance.
09:54So that's fucking great.
09:56I should have known she was getting way too much dental work done for someone who has perfect teeth.
10:01She does have great teeth.
10:03Right?
10:03Two cleanings in a week.
10:04She said she needed to get a filling.
10:06Oh.
10:07Fuck.
10:09Remember what you said at my bachelor party?
10:11No.
10:12I was drunken on three different classes of drugs.
10:14We were in Miami.
10:15My jaw was in Texas.
10:16You grabbed my face.
10:18And you said,
10:19Never trust a Megan.
10:22Nostradamus, motherfucker.
10:23I should have listened.
10:24I'm sorry, mate.
10:26Anyway, let's talk about you.
10:28Enough about me.
10:29How's the little man?
10:30Oh, God.
10:31He's the best.
10:32Perfect.
10:33I mean, he doesn't sleep.
10:34And he shits like a trucker.
10:36But wouldn't change it for the world.
10:38Nice.
10:39And Samira?
10:42She keeps asking questions about the house across the street.
10:47Really?
10:48Yeah.
10:53What'd you tell her?
10:56What is there to tell?
11:07THE END
11:35THE END
11:57She invited me for drinks with the neighbours
11:59She did?
12:00Mm-hmm
12:00You should go
12:01Little man and I can get some QT
12:03I think I might
12:04I want to see who I'll compete at
12:1020 years
12:11So you must have known them
12:13Who?
12:14The Grants?
12:15The Ha!
12:15What?
12:15So you did know them
12:16You're doing that thing
12:18What thing?
12:19That thing you do when you get a little obsessed
12:22It's the lawyer in you
12:23You lock in
12:24Remember your ramen conspiracy?
12:26I know it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega
12:28But I still stand by my theory
12:30That they were running drugs with the instant noodle cups
12:32It was right there
12:33I mean, you were 100% onto something
12:35I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat
12:37What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat?
12:39Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay?
12:40Just humor me
12:41So, tell me what you know about the creepy house family
12:45Creepy house family
12:47They lived across the street from us
12:49Does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
12:52Yes, I knew my neighbor's first and last name
12:53We was all up in each other's business
12:54You did?
12:55Yeah
12:55Oh, by the way
12:56Speaking of being all up in each other's business
12:59Megan left Naveen
13:00So I guess I owe you 10 bucks
13:02You always call it
13:04Also, even worse
13:06Shagging the dentist
13:06What?
13:07Yes
13:08Oh my gosh
13:10Never trust Megan
13:11That's what I said do
13:12That's right
13:13Allegedly
13:15Babe
13:17Please never leave me
13:18Where am I gonna go?
13:20Oh yeah
13:20You're trapped now
13:23Love you, honey
13:24Love you, too
13:25And if I cheat, I won't be the dentist
13:27Thanks, babe
13:28That means a lot
13:29Somebody we don't know
13:31Wow
13:39The next time that beast uses my lawn
13:42As its personal port-a-potty
13:44I am gonna get out my glue gun
13:46Well, break out the crayons
13:48And color me thrilled
13:49It's Samara
13:51So close
13:52Come, come, come
13:53Sit, sit, sit
13:55Uh, oh
13:56This is Rob Fisher's wife
13:58Oh
13:58From across the street
13:59Dana Richards is the name
14:01It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance
14:03Likewise
14:04Samara
14:06Samara
14:07I'm so bad with names
14:09We haven't seen you around before
14:11We were starting to think that Rob made you up
14:13No, no, I'm real
14:14Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples
14:19Now, Dana is a retired Marine
14:22Oh
14:23Very distinguished
14:24Lots of medals
14:25Wow
14:26Also, I'm a real handy Andy
14:28I have noticed
14:29Not to be nosy
14:30But, uh, you have some spots on your fence
14:33That are pretty effed up
14:34And I can fix those for you
14:36I'm here for it
14:37Because the only screwdriver I'm familiar with contains vodka
14:41And here's Todd
14:42Hi
14:44Hi
14:45Todd is a man of few syllables
14:47I don't think I've seen you around here before
14:50You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
14:55Which one of us is the murderer?
15:00Your face
15:03I'm sorry
15:04It's okay
15:05We all know that suburbia is a spectator sport
15:07You have not seen me
15:09My home shares no sight lines with yours
15:12And I keep out ours
15:13What do you do?
15:15This and that
15:19What do you and Rob do?
15:21I'm a civil litigation attorney
15:22Hello, CEO
15:24I don't know what that is, but good for you
15:26Yeah, Rob is a book editor
15:28Oh, how'd you meet him?
15:30A Kate Renata concert, actually
15:32Kate Renata
15:33I'm going to look her up
15:35Let me know what you find
15:36Rob seems like he's romantic
15:38He is
15:39So how long have you guys lived here?
15:42Well, for me, just a couple years
15:43I wanted something with nature
15:45But my wife's idea of outdoorsyness
15:48Is like a restaurant with a patio
15:50So this was our compromise
15:53And then she got deployed
15:54She's in the military, too
15:57Cannot confirm or deny
16:00Honestly, despite what two decades of daytime television tell you
16:04There are a lot of people that don't care for middle-aged lesbians
16:08But I felt welcome for the most part
16:12I've been here eight months and ten days
16:13That's precise
16:16She's been here for frickin' ever
16:17Not as long as some
16:19Marty and I moved here 15 years ago
16:21Marty, I can't wait to meet him
16:24Unfortunately, he passed
16:26Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry
16:27Thank you
16:29Heart attack
16:30It's been almost half a year, but
16:32I still feel his presence every day
16:39Anyway, these wine nights really help
16:41It's a bit like family
16:43That's right
16:45When you have neighbors, you're never alone
16:47Even when you want to be
16:50How'd you city kids end up here?
16:52Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know
16:54They retired to one of those timeshare cruise ships last month
16:57That's a choice
16:58Not mine, but a choice
16:59Well, they had been asking us to come out here
17:02We didn't want to leave the city, but our building got broken into
17:05We just felt like maybe we should
17:07We should try it out, at least temporarily
17:09Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us
17:15So, what's the deal with that Victorian house?
17:20Chainsaw massacre, satanic cult
17:22A jilted bride who severed the head of her lost unfaithful lover
17:28It's haunted as shit
17:30The lights go on and off all the time by themselves
17:32I've seen that
17:33It could just be faulty wiring
17:35A skeptic, I like it
17:36Lynn, you're the resident historian, catch her up
17:39Well, it was a little before my time
17:43A family lived there
17:44The Grants?
17:45Yes, and they had a daughter who
17:48Died
17:48In the house?
17:51There have been whispers of mysterious circumstances surrounding her passing
17:57Maybe even
17:58Murder
17:59And then the parents moved away
18:03And never sold the house
18:05So it just sits there, rotting
18:08Pissing off the HOA
18:11God, I would give my left tent to go over there and do a little ghost hunt
18:15Hi everyone
18:17It's cookie time
18:18It's like she just knows when my sugar drops
18:21Rory likes to prey on vulnerable shard sippers
18:25Well, business is much more lucrative in this neighborhood than in mine
18:27The usual, and keep the change, honey
18:30Hey, I saw a stroller at your door
18:32I am a great mother's helper
18:34If that's something that might interest you
18:35How old are you?
18:3613 next month
18:37I have my CPR certification and badges in child development, early literacy, and swaddling
18:42Swaddling?
18:43Mm-hmm
18:43Okay, sunflower scouts
18:45My business card
18:46Feel free to reach out anytime
18:48You're a notary public?
18:49Mm-hmm
19:08It's like they hurt us
19:09After all this time?
19:12We'd love a plot twist
19:27You'd really like this podcast
19:28It's two guys talking about medieval construction techniques
19:32You are so boring
19:32You're so hot when you cook
19:34Thanks, babe
19:35How are the neighbors?
19:37Uh, good
19:37A bit weird
19:39Yeah, well, this is a cul-de-sac
19:40What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
19:42People are weird
19:42I think the people are wearing cul-de-sacs
19:44Wait, is it cul-de-sac?
19:46Like attorneys general?
19:48This is give and get out
19:49Yeah, I hear you
19:52Look, when my family first moved here
19:54Some people didn't know how to feel about us
19:56But it's a nice area
19:58And people like to think of themselves as nice
20:01So they try to act nice
20:03Until they're actually nice
20:04That's nice
20:06Don't get me wrong, I was still a sad little kid
20:08Until I found my people
20:09By his people, he means an awkward, gangly tween
20:12With a funny accent
20:13That had just been dragged across the pond
20:15For his dad's new job
20:16Funny accent?
20:17What are you talking about, dude?
20:18Your accent pulled
20:19Still pulls, if we're being honest
20:20You know, the girls called him Prince Rob
20:23I didn't think that's true
20:24It's so true
20:25Did you know the Victorian's for sale?
20:30Really?
20:31I'm assuming that's what the for sale sign means
20:33Yeah, that would indicate that
20:35So why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there?
20:40What are you talking about?
20:41The Grant girl
20:44Yeah, right
20:45Alison wasn't murdered
20:46That's just small town gossip
20:47Alison?
20:50So what happened to Alison?
20:53I
20:54Honestly, like
20:55It was so long ago
20:57That I don't remember a lot from that
20:58But you did know her
21:00Uh
21:01Yeah
21:02But
21:03In the same way that anybody knows a neighbor
21:04Why wouldn't you tell me that?
21:07Because I didn't think it was relevant, babe
21:09It was like 20 years ago
21:11There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills
21:12The safest town in America
21:14Okay
21:16Well, is there anything else
21:17You want to tell me about this place?
21:20Hmm
21:30Completed in 1902
21:31Hinkley House was built
21:33By Hinkley Hills founder
21:34H. Horace Hinkley
21:36The mining magnet and philanthropist
21:39Purchased 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898
21:43And developed it into the thriving suburb
21:46That bears his name
21:47Today
21:48Hinkley Hills
21:50Is more than just an idyllic bedroom community
21:52It is a shining example of fellowship and family values
21:56Hinkley Hills
21:58The safest town in America
22:29Here we go
22:37Hello, how may I help you?
22:39Do you have a periodical section?
22:40Collections of old newspapers?
22:42Microfiche maybe?
22:43I'm doing okay
22:44Thank you for asking
22:46I'm sorry
22:47I am a new mom
22:49And I'm practically feral
22:50I understand
22:52Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin
22:56To answer your question
22:58Yes, we have bound copies
23:01Of all the Hinkley Hills heralds
23:03Dating back to 1946
23:04Is there a particular date
23:06You're interested in?
23:08March 15, 2005
23:11One moment, please
23:30I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out
23:33Really?
23:33It's due back in a week
23:35You can come back for it then
23:37It's a date
23:38Judy
23:58Bill!
23:59You missed a spot, dear
24:15Oh, shit
24:16She about to tell her
24:18Mm-mm-mm
24:19It's not even her house
24:22What's she feeding that doll?
24:27She's gonna be mad when she gets cussed out
24:29Spokes me
24:32Oh, my goodness
24:38You are not gonna believe this
24:42Oh, my gosh
24:44I know
24:45So are we gonna go in?
24:47Do white ladies love salads?
24:48Hell, yeah, we're going in
24:50BRB, I'm gonna go get Lynn
24:51Rob, honey, if you were awake
24:53I would've asked what you thought
24:54But, oh, oh, well
25:02I just gotta chill
25:06Anybody else gotta chill?
25:12I'll do it
25:13I was gonna offer
25:14But it seems like you already offered
25:18Oh, it's stuck
25:19Oh, well
25:41Everybody be cool
25:44I cannot be less cool right now
25:49This place
25:50Looks like a museum
25:52Or a mausoleum
25:54Oh
25:55That's why the lights are on
25:57At your stage in the house
25:59Hi, Ellen Byers
26:01How can I help you?
26:02We are looking for
26:03An enormous house
26:04For our niece
26:07Um, we would love a tour
26:11Follow me
26:13Follow me
26:14The owners have instructed
26:15That interior photography
26:16Is not permitted
26:18This is the library
26:20Very tasteful
26:21We enjoy literacy
26:23All of the flooring
26:25Is original to the house
26:26Which is built
26:27In the Queen Anne style
26:28As you can imagine
26:30A little love
26:31And a professional sander
26:33Will go a long way
26:34Oh, feel free to show yourselves around
26:37Excuse me
26:37Hello there
26:38Welcome
26:40They discriminate against
26:41Older female buyers
26:42This always happens
26:43Oh, please
26:44Our niece
26:45You're a really bad liar
26:46Well, I had to get him
26:48To take the bait
26:48Or he might have thrown us out
26:50Well, it's an open house
26:51So by definition
26:52I'm gonna peek around
26:53You can't
26:53Go to anybody
26:53But they do
26:54Just watch
26:55It'll be
26:56I can't
27:08You can't
27:10Get
27:13My
27:14My
27:14My
27:15My
27:16My
27:27This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen.
27:40Oh, no.
27:52When did you get here?
27:56Okay.
27:58Okay.
27:59All right.
28:37That's creepy.
28:47Oh, absolutely not.
28:52Everything okay, ma'am?
28:53Yes, I'm good.
28:55Great house.
28:55Beautiful house.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:13Can you believe it?
29:15After 20 years.
29:16End of an era.
29:18So, any intel on our new neighbors-to-be?
29:21It was an all-cash deal.
29:23Quick escrow, too.
29:24They must have really wanted it.
29:26He.
29:27Just he.
29:28Go on.
29:29A doctor.
29:30How'd you find that out?
29:32I have my ways.
29:33He installed a security system, which, in my expert opinion, is overkill for a private residence.
29:39You'd only need a security system that robust if you are in danger or you have something to hide.
29:46Or both.
29:47I've never heard you say so many words at once.
29:49Well, I wish him luck with the Munster Mansion, and I hope he has a good contractor.
29:55And a good exorcist.
30:09I have no idea.
30:14You're in danger.
30:14What?
30:28What time is it?
30:292 a.m.
30:32Seems it's not right out there.
30:34Okay, that is so weird.
30:40Is that it?
30:42No.
30:45No.
30:56Yeah.
30:57Uh-uh.
30:58That was about the new neighbor.
30:59But I'm sad and starving.
31:01Too bad.
31:01I'm being nice.
31:02Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors act nice until they are nice?
31:06I did say that.
31:07Yes, you did.
31:08Your mother's up to something.
31:10What?
31:10I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
31:12Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
31:14A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house at 2 a.m.?
31:17Come on.
31:18He definitely has a deal.
31:20That is weird, weird.
31:22When did you pick that up?
31:23Ninja.
31:33Hmm.
31:35Hmm.
31:38Hmm.
31:42Hmm.
31:44Mm hmm.
31:48Hmm.
32:23I got him. Five minutes on the left boob and he was out like a light.
32:27That's great, babe.
32:28Great. It's a miracle.
32:30Okay, if he can go to sleep when it's dark outside in a stationary position, that is a game changer.
32:34A life-affirming moment.
32:37What are you looking at?
32:39Your brownies are still there.
32:42Wait, really?
32:44Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies?
32:47Maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten?
32:49Then throw him out and give us the plate back. That's a good plate.
32:51It doesn't make sense. Everyone likes brownies. They're the Beyonce of dessert.
32:56And if they don't, they're just being contrary.
32:59Jinx? Maybe you just didn't see you put in there.
33:01The camera was on, on.
33:04Sorry. I just love it when you get all lawyery.
33:06Order in the court.
33:07Oh, counsel, please approach the bench.
33:09I object.
33:10Is there anything else you've noticed?
33:12Curtains opening and closing?
33:14Could he be watching us?
33:15Definitely could be.
33:17I think we better.
33:23He always knows.
33:24No.
33:25I got too cocky.
33:26I flew too close to the sun, and now he's punishing me like a tiny, vengeful guard.
33:31It's all right.
33:32I'm going to go drive him around.
33:37I'm coming. I'm coming.
33:45We'll be back in a second.
33:47Love you.
33:48Love you.
33:49Get some rest.
33:50Come on.
34:01Fuck it.
34:06Reclaiming my plate.
34:09What's he think he is?
34:11Not eating my brownies.
34:12I love my brownies.
34:13I eat it my damn self.
34:18Mm-hmm.
34:42He can keep the damn place.
34:58Oh, shit.
35:01Shit.
35:02Shit.
35:03Shit.
35:04Shit.
35:05Shit.
35:05Shit.
35:31Is everything all right?
35:32It's where I can see him.
35:34What's happening?
35:35We got a call about a trespasser at the old Grant House.
35:38I guess who matches the description.
35:40Hey!
35:42What the hell is going on?
35:43New owners said they saw a black person skulking around the property.
35:47This is a big misunderstanding.
35:49Is it?
35:50Because apparently it happened twice.
35:51I was just dropping off brownies.
35:53This is my wife.
35:54In our house, where we live with our son.
35:57Fuck off.
36:00Robert Fisher.
36:02Danny Daniels.
36:03From high school.
36:05I heard you move back.
36:09Baby, it's okay.
36:10Mommy's...
36:11Sorry, man.
36:12You know we gotta take the call.
36:13This is nuts.
36:16Consider this drop, my good man.
36:21Yeah, don't worry about it.
36:22They all kind of look like that at that age.
36:26Robert Fisher.
36:28As I live and breathe,
36:30you folks have a great evening.
36:36Did you just thank the cops?
36:39Oh, shit.
36:41But...
36:42What's wrong with me?
36:44Sorry, babe.
36:47We can't live across the street from someone like that.
36:50I mean, what would have happened if I hadn't gotten there when I did?
37:00What's up, man?
37:00This is some bullshit.
37:02That freak, Nark, will rue the day he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills.
37:05Huh, yeah.
37:06Just used rue the day in a sentence.
37:08You're welcome.
37:11Hey.
37:13Todd told me what happened.
37:14I heard it on the police scanner.
37:17What the hell?
37:18What do you need, babe?
37:20You need some wine?
37:21How about some ice cream?
37:22You want a hit, man?
37:23I know people.
37:24I'm people.
37:25Say the word.
37:26Okay, we can hold on the ladder,
37:28but I could use some wine.
37:30Yeah, that's the cure-all for all.
37:32Even racial profiling?
37:33We share your rage.
37:35He will not last long here.
37:38Spoken like a true hater.
37:39I love this energy, my dude.
37:40Oh, there's the sommelier now.
37:42Oh, Rob, this is lunacy of outrageous proportions,
37:47and we won't stand for it.
37:49Should I get some glasses?
37:50Yes.
37:51I got it.
37:51Please, make your stuff.
37:53Yeah, shove over.
37:55I think we should all sleep here tonight.
37:57Safety in numbers.
37:59Hunker down.
37:59Someone should always be on watch, right?
38:01Like in the Marines?
38:02Yes, I will be out front the entire time.
38:05Okay, good.
38:05I've had a lot of coffee, so I'll stay up all night.
38:09Sleep out there like a dog.
38:10Um, we gotta, like, stick together right now
38:12and form an alliance.
38:14Mm, right.
38:16I'm a lone wolf.
38:16Is that a united front?
38:17I've got some big-ass flashlights.
38:19I'm gonna bring over about 10 of them.
38:20Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines?
38:22I have a lot of stuff in the garage.
38:24I just have to remember the password for that case.
38:27Oh, wow.
38:42Are those fireflies?
38:46Yeah.
38:48I always wanted to see fireflies growing up,
38:50but you can't see them in the city.
38:52It's like spotting a fairy in the wild.
38:58It's not fair.
39:01I was just starting to feel at home here.
39:05There's space
39:07and a community.
39:12I damn sure don't want to drag no stroll up
39:14for flights of stairs.
39:24I think we should stay.
39:27I want Miles to have fireflies.
39:30And our family's not gonna be run out
39:32by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
39:39We're doing this.
39:41Hell yeah, we're doing this.
39:54Coming in?
39:56In a minute.
39:59I want to smell this sweet suburban here.
40:20I want to smell this sweet suburban here.
40:33Oh, shit.
40:35Oh, shit.
41:05I want to smell this sweet urban here.
Comments