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00:05:18Princess Coralina's elopement was most untimely.
00:05:22I'm not sure what we're going to do now.
00:05:25It's just too bad that our Royal Air Force consists of two helicopters and the private jet.
00:05:30We won't be going to war, Edwin, if I can help it.
00:05:35There has to be a better solution.
00:05:41Didn't Princess Coralina have a younger sister?
00:05:44I believe so, Your Highness.
00:05:47Yes, I recall now. Princess Beatrix.
00:05:50She dropped out of sight after some public blowback to a picture in the press.
00:05:54Oh, yes. Yeah, I remember that picture, actually.
00:05:57If you scroll down, you'll notice there's a great deal of commentary on her appearance.
00:06:00Shouldn't last. The poor child was absolutely crucified. No wonder she disappeared.
00:06:03It was 20 years ago now.
00:06:08Do you want me to track her down, sir?
00:06:12Arrangements for a royal wedding. Back underway.
00:06:16Do you know, I can't think of a better solution.
00:06:18You'll be asking her to make a great sacrifice.
00:06:21I know.
00:06:23Not as big a sacrifice as we would be asking our subjects to make if our fathers can't put aside
00:06:27centuries of grievances.
00:06:30Do it.
00:06:34Let's just hope she's not secretly dating the palace electrician.
00:06:41I'm hideous. Don't come in.
00:06:43I'm sure it's not that bad.
00:06:45Oh, trust me. It's an absolute disaster.
00:06:49I'm using my key.
00:06:51Big meeting today.
00:06:53We are so gonna land it.
00:06:55Oh, man. It smells awful in here.
00:06:57What happened? Why is it so dark?
00:07:00We need some light in this situation.
00:07:10Oh, honey.
00:07:13I am really sorry that this is happening, but I gave you the entire weekend to be a puddle. I
00:07:22even gave you my emergency breakup kit.
00:07:24It was an emergency. It was a breakup. It's in the name. I mean, Jared dumped me by text for
00:07:36a reality show influencer.
00:07:39Well, I know, and he's a really big jerk and has no idea what he lost.
00:07:46Well, what do we tell our girls? We are women of substance.
00:07:49And we overcome substantial challenges.
00:07:52Good girl.
00:07:53Now, I know this is bad timing, but we have that final presentation to the Brahmin League this morning.
00:07:58Yeah.
00:07:58And you know that this investment can secure our program for the next two years.
00:08:01I know. Yeah.
00:08:02Where's your phone? I need to double check the address.
00:08:04Oh, I-I don't exactly know where it is.
00:08:07I was afraid I'd misery dial Jared, so probably between the pint of ice cream and the two boxes of
00:08:11milk tuts.
00:08:12Okay.
00:08:13Calling it.
00:08:22Oh, now I remember.
00:08:27Here.
00:08:29Uh, you have two dozen missed calls from the same number.
00:08:32Is it Jared? Realizing he made a terrible mistake?
00:08:35No. Uh, it is plus 56. That's a foreign prefix.
00:08:40You don't suppose there's a prince who needs your help getting millions of dollars out of the country, right?
00:08:46Anyway, we should get you into the shower because we don't want the villagers to come with the pitchforks and
00:08:51the torches.
00:08:52Well, it's Boston. There's no villagers.
00:08:53We have Bruins fans. Same thing. Less forgiving.
00:09:03Uh, it's that same number calling. Do you want me to get it? I love messing with scammers.
00:09:07Oh, uh, no, you're good. Um, do you want to make us some coffees?
00:09:10Yeah. Sure. Okay.
00:09:15Hello?
00:09:15Hello?
00:09:17You have the wrong number.
00:09:18No problem.
00:09:21Who was it?
00:09:23Uh, you called it. Nigerian prince wants my help. But he works in Bitcoin now.
00:09:28Huh. Fancy.
00:09:31I'll call us an Uber.
00:09:35How long?
00:09:36Uh, it says it should be here.
00:09:38Oh, okay.
00:09:43Uh, is that guy watching us through binoculars?
00:09:48Uh, is this another bird watcher?
00:09:52Yeah. Burning is very hip right now.
00:10:07The Allied STEM Foundation for Young Women not only provides vital education and mentoring in STEM coursework for underserved girls,
00:10:15but we also teach leadership skills through workshops such as emotional intelligence, communication styles, and conflict resolution.
00:10:22This generous grant from the Brahmin League would be so beneficial.
00:10:26You wouldn't just be making a difference in the lives of these young women.
00:10:30You'd be investing in the future.
00:10:38I couldn't tell if Mrs. Standish loved or hated us.
00:10:41She was as expressive as dried concrete.
00:10:43You know, she reminded me of my paternal grandmother. She always did this thing where she-
00:10:47Don't look, but I think that same guy is across the park.
00:10:53Which guy?
00:10:53I told you not to look.
00:10:55Chloe, out of curiosity, how many true crime documentaries did you watch this weekend?
00:10:59Maybe half of one while I was doing laundry.
00:11:01Okay, three.
00:11:03But I swear that guy followed us here.
00:11:07Okay, well let's, um, let's just turn the corner.
00:11:10Good plan.
00:11:11Hmm.
00:11:14I'll send a simple handwritten thank you note and leave it at that.
00:11:17Ooh, breaking out the stationery. I like it. Very classy.
00:11:20Well we just don't want her to think we're desperate.
00:11:22Aren't we desperate though?
00:11:23No.
00:11:24We'll give it a couple of months and we'll be desperate to taste it.
00:11:37Uh, I know you think I'm being paranoid, but there is a black van following us.
00:11:43No, no, don't turn around. Jeez, you would be the worst spy ever.
00:11:46Um, well, I'm sure there's no reason to panic. Just yet.
00:11:53Uh, why don't we cut through here?
00:11:55We are definitely being followed. I should have really, really, really paid those parking tickets.
00:12:01Oh, wait. It went past.
00:12:03Okay, we're good. We'll just, uh, cross the street up here and cut through the park to the office.
00:12:07Okay.
00:12:08Mom!
00:12:09My mom was right. I moved to the big city and now we're gonna end up on a date line.
00:12:13Okay, we'll just go the other way. Okay.
00:12:15This is real. We're gonna get kidnapped or murdered. We're kidnapped and murdered.
00:12:20Ah!
00:12:21Okay. I think I'm the one they want. You'll be fine. Just stay back.
00:12:26You will not get through to my friend unless you go through me first.
00:12:30Hiya!
00:12:34Votre Altesse Royale, nous sommes des émissaires d'Androvia en mission diplomatique importante.
00:12:38Hein?
00:12:39Il est de la plus haute importance pour nos deux pays que vous acceptiez de nous accompagner.
00:12:42Si je suis riant avec vous, j'ai l'assurance que vous laisserez mon ami tranquille.
00:12:46Vous avez ma parole, Votre Altesse.
00:12:49Wait, what is happening?
00:12:51It's okay. I just need to go with them.
00:12:56Well, I'm not letting you get kidnapped without me.
00:13:05Votre Altesse, je vous assure, ce n'est pas un enlèvement.
00:13:08Je comprends merci.
00:13:09Okay, that. Since when do you speak French?
00:13:12Okay, there are some details I never told you about me and my family.
00:13:17You said your family was boring.
00:13:18Wait. Are they in the Mafia? Have you been lying to me?
00:13:23No, they're not in the Mafia. And no, I haven't lied to you.
00:13:26And yes, my family is boring, just in a very specific way.
00:13:30Like my mother, she's...
00:13:31You said she's a housewife who does volunteer work.
00:13:34Which is true. It's just that her house is kind of a palace.
00:13:37And she's kind of the queen there.
00:13:41Okay, so your mom is fancy and you guys have a big house.
00:13:45No, it's really a palace. Palace.
00:13:47But you said your dad was a government administrator.
00:13:49Right. It's just that my father is also the king of Vostieri.
00:13:57Which is technically an administrative position.
00:14:00So you're not Bea Halstead.
00:14:02No, no, I still am your best friend from sophomore year.
00:14:05It's just, my full name is Beatrix Illiana Halston von Lenmore Arja.
00:14:11That some people refer to me as... Princess Beatrix.
00:14:15That makes me the bestie of Princess Beatrix of...
00:14:20How do you pronounce your country's name again?
00:14:31Oh, thank you.
00:14:33Are you sure you're a princess though?
00:14:36Because we like boxed wine.
00:14:38Also we go to that discount pedicure place.
00:14:40So you don't sound like a princess.
00:14:42I took a year of intense diction classes to master your accent.
00:14:45Accent? I don't have an accent.
00:14:49Do I?
00:14:53Your Altesse, could you stay here please?
00:15:01Wow!
00:15:02Do you think this is one of those kidnappings where we can get room service?
00:15:04We haven't actually been kidnapped.
00:15:06Oh, but when I tell the story, and I will tell the story,
00:15:09there will be kidnapping involved.
00:15:15Your Highness!
00:15:16I don't think he's the one you say that to.
00:15:18We're all Highness.
00:15:19It is my honor to introduce to you Prince Desmond.
00:15:22The Crown Prince of Androvian.
00:15:24Seriously?
00:15:28Wow.
00:15:29Your Altesse.
00:15:33It is a great honor to make your acquaintance.
00:15:37Certainly.
00:15:38The pleasure is all ours, Your Majesty.
00:15:41May we present our companion, Miss Chloe Hargraves.
00:15:44Miss Hargraves.
00:15:45An honor to make your acquaintance as well.
00:15:47Likewise, I'm sure Your Gracious Majesty, Sire of Royal Football.
00:15:50That's not a thing.
00:15:50Okay, I panicked.
00:15:51We've been trying throughout the weekend, Princess, to make contact with you through phone calls and email.
00:15:56We were inconvenient as of the weekend, and not accepting correspondence.
00:16:00Understood.
00:16:01Well then, perhaps we might confirm more privately now.
00:16:06Prince Desmond.
00:16:09Since we are outnumbered, and at a political disadvantage, we would insist that our friend bear witness to whatever conversation
00:16:16shall ensue.
00:16:17Very well.
00:16:19Since the dissolution of a united Vestrovia some 300 years ago, there has been an ongoing dispute regarding rightful ownership
00:16:27of the Alcinian province and the castle Allura.
00:16:30It is our hope that Her Highness is aware of elevated tensions between Androvia and Vostieri on this matter.
00:16:36Is it the intention of His Highness to educate us on the history and situation in our own homeland?
00:16:43Well, given that Her Highness has been absent from her royal duties for some 20 years, one was not to
00:16:49presume anything about what sort of connection she may or may not have with Vostieri.
00:16:53As a matter of fact, we are fully aware of the Crown Prince's failed engagement to our sister, Coralina.
00:16:57May we offer our belated congratulations and condolences.
00:17:01How very kind of you, Your Highness. Although perhaps that failure is a matter best discussed with one's own sister.
00:17:07And when doing so, please do extend our heartiest congratulations on her recent nuptials. To a plumber, I believe.
00:17:13Indeed. It will be so lovely having a member of the royal family who actually has a useful skill.
00:17:18But I doubt His Majesty came all this way to discuss failed engagements.
00:17:22We can't help but wonder if there is perhaps a point for this meeting.
00:17:26Indeed there is. In fact, the entire point of the aforementioned failed engagement
00:17:31was to form an alliance through marriage between the ruling houses of Duvalier and Vostieri
00:17:36in the hopes that we might form a legitimate path towards a reunited Vestrovia
00:17:40and thus prevent further escalation of tensions.
00:17:43Understood. But since that plan did not come to fruition, we are loath to consider what alternative might be proposed.
00:17:48Interesting choice of verbiage.
00:17:59Perhaps in the light of the state of this meeting, His Highness may prefer not to proceed.
00:18:07His Highness has very little choice.
00:18:21Since Princess Coralina was required to abdicate her claim to the throne by marrying a commoner,
00:18:27it would seem that you are now Crown Princess, and as Crown Prince of Androvia.
00:18:32It is my great honor to most graciously seek your hand in marriage.
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:40Ah!
00:18:41Ah!
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:43Ah!
00:18:44Ah!
00:18:44Ah!
00:18:45Ah!
00:18:45Ah!
00:18:46Ah!
00:18:47Ah!
00:18:49Ah!
00:18:49Ah!
00:18:58Ah!
00:18:59Ah!
00:19:00Ah!
00:19:03Ah!
00:19:04So that happened.
00:19:05OK, what is with all the accents?
00:19:07I've known you for twenty years.
00:19:08Have you been pretending this whole time?
00:19:09Who's the real you?
00:19:11This is Bea, your best friend since college.
00:19:16This is Princess Beatrix Iliana Helsten von Lindبرg of Yard of Vomser solae,
00:19:21and I suppose...
00:19:24this is me...
00:19:26Beatrix...
00:19:26who is also in a bit of a pickle.
00:19:29It must be exhausting to be all of those people.
00:19:31Just be you.
00:19:33Thank goodness.
00:19:34Besides, I don't think you're in a pickle.
00:19:36Friday, your boyfriend dumps you by text.
00:19:38And then Monday, another guy flies 2,000 miles to propose to you.
00:19:42And not just any other guy.
00:19:44A crown prince proposed to you.
00:19:46Best rebound ever.
00:19:48And you turn him down cold.
00:19:49You truly are a girl boss.
00:19:53Ugh, Androvians.
00:19:55They're so pushy and arrogant.
00:19:56I bet it was his grandfather who came up with the age-old solution of intermarriage in the first place.
00:20:00Is that really the only option?
00:20:02My sister says there's a summit between our two kingdoms in a few days.
00:20:05So surely my father will come up with a better solution than marrying me off to some polo-playing prince.
00:20:10Is there a chance that maybe you're judging him a little bit harshly?
00:20:19Look at this.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:22There he is, looking princely.
00:20:24And, wait, is that your sister?
00:20:26She's so pretty.
00:20:28Right?
00:20:28Yeah, I've only heard that my whole childhood.
00:20:31Your sister's so pretty.
00:20:32Touched a nerve, did we?
00:20:33Sorry.
00:20:34But that's not the photo I'm talking about.
00:20:37It's, um, it's this one.
00:20:40This one, and this one, and this one.
00:20:43Okay, I don't think I've actually ever seen anyone playing polo before.
00:20:47Do you remember in college when we vowed never to date a golf bro?
00:20:50Ugh, golf.
00:20:52Well, polo bros, they're like a hundred times worse.
00:20:54I'm sure he's the type who never shuts up about it.
00:20:57He looks pretty cute on a horse, though.
00:21:01Oh, the Vostiaries.
00:21:02They're all so pushy and arrogant.
00:21:04One might have thought that the princess would have been much more appreciative,
00:21:08given all the trouble you've gone to.
00:21:10I mean, haven't I kept a low profile?
00:21:11Indeed, just the private jet.
00:21:13Skeletal staff.
00:21:14Of twelve?
00:21:15I've taken all the trouble to come here completely incognito
00:21:18and meet this rogue princess
00:21:19to offer her the only way that I can see out of a dire situation,
00:21:23only to be informed that she is inconvenienced.
00:21:25In my opinion, sir, when she said she must politely decline,
00:21:29I didn't think she was being that polite.
00:21:37Then again, sir, it seems your father has agreed to a summit meeting with King Winston.
00:21:42Perhaps clearer heads will prevail at last.
00:21:45One can only hope, Edwin.
00:22:18One can only hope, Edwin.
00:22:25One can only hope, Edwin.
00:22:35Richman.
00:22:36It's been ages since I've seen you in person.
00:22:39And yet somehow not long enough.
00:22:42You're looking so much older.
00:22:44Some of us are comfortable in our own skin.
00:22:47Speaking of your skin,
00:22:49and I'm sure Lupinia would love the name of your plastic surgeon.
00:22:54Johanneses, might I suggest we start with an official photograph?
00:22:58Happy to?
00:22:59Certainly.
00:23:04Might I suggest as well shaking of hands?
00:23:13Why, Winston, your handshake feels just as weak as when we were boys
00:23:18in boarding school?
00:23:19Would you say as weak as your economic recovery?
00:23:22Or as weak as your foreign policy?
00:23:25Well, certainly nothing would be as weak as your central bank.
00:23:30That bad, huh?
00:23:32I told Papa not to let King Richmond push his buttons.
00:23:37Papa said he's not a machine, he doesn't have buttons.
00:23:41It's never been great with metaphors.
00:23:43We are quite a literal people.
00:23:45Well, since the summit was a failure, that does leave you in a rather delicate position,
00:23:51Monchou.
00:23:52If you were to reconsider and accept the prince's proposal, it might help settle things.
00:23:57Just until there could be a diplomatic solution.
00:24:00I realise I have no room to tell you what to do.
00:24:03And I'm so sorry I didn't give you any warning before my elopement.
00:24:07But it was sudden and crazy and perhaps the first unpremeditated, selfish thing I've ever done.
00:24:15Are you having regrets?
00:24:16Are you kidding?
00:24:18This is the happiest I've been in my entire life.
00:24:23Je suis très content pour toi.
00:24:24I won't begrudge you that.
00:24:26I'm not thrilled by the change in my situation, but, um...
00:24:30You've allowed me to live a very private life for a very long time.
00:24:33I suppose I could reconsider and accept his proposal.
00:24:38But only in the hopes that we can come to a better solution.
00:24:40You are being most gracious about all of this.
00:24:44I just want you to know it's not lost on me, Frangine.
00:24:48I appreciate that.
00:24:51Somebody got croissants from Monica!
00:24:55Um, I've got to go, but please give my love to Mummy and Papa, okay?
00:25:00When you used to say that your sister was a princess, I thought she was just spoiled.
00:25:04But now that I know she's an actual princess, it's kind of weird.
00:25:07Things are definitely weird.
00:25:08And the summit, not a success.
00:25:10So does that mean you're reconsidering the engagement?
00:25:12I think I have to.
00:25:14Come on, what do we tell our girls?
00:25:15Once we decide what needs to be done, we do it!
00:25:20Cheers.
00:25:49Everybody's waiting
00:25:53Greetings, Your Highness.
00:25:55Prince Desmond is momentarily detained.
00:25:58I see.
00:25:59Are we sure this isn't one of those things where I'm to be kept waiting as a subtle power play?
00:26:04Honestly, Your Highness, do you read this much into every interaction?
00:26:08Only ones this fraught.
00:26:09How refreshingly blunt you are.
00:26:11And how craftily ironic you are.
00:26:13Yeah, I don't know if this is an attempt to intimidate me or charm me.
00:26:17It is my attempt to cut through the royal double talk.
00:26:20If it's charm you're looking for, you have the wrong sister.
00:26:23Mmm.
00:26:25Welcome.
00:26:28Would Your Highness care to join us?
00:26:30Uh, are we meeting in your bedroom?
00:26:34Oh, goodness, no.
00:26:36So, we thought we might have supper on the balcony with Your Highness.
00:26:40Indeed.
00:26:41But in the interest of direct communication, may we please stop speaking in the royal we?
00:26:49Yes, we can.
00:26:52I mean, yes, you and I can.
00:26:56Please.
00:27:12Um, thank you.
00:27:19Oh, no, wait.
00:27:21Sorry, I'm confused.
00:27:23I was told that you had reconsidered my proposal.
00:27:26Well, yes.
00:27:27In light of the failure of the recent summit, I find myself so inclined.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:31It's just, you surprised me.
00:27:34Um, I thought we'd go out.
00:27:36On a date.
00:27:37I think we're a little bit beyond dating territory, aren't we?
00:27:40Yes, but just something a little more...
00:27:44romantic.
00:27:46Ah.
00:27:54Candles, the moonlight, those little flowers.
00:27:58Well, this was romantic.
00:28:01Hmm.
00:28:02It's fine.
00:28:02Princess, I may be naive when it comes to affairs of the heart,
00:28:05but I do know enough to know that when a woman says something is fine,
00:28:08then it doesn't mean it's good.
00:28:10I did put some thought into this.
00:28:12Yes, your waitstaffed is a lovely job.
00:28:15Now, why does that sound like a slight?
00:28:16I don't want to argue.
00:28:17It was definitely a slight.
00:28:18I just thought we could go out to a restaurant, that's all.
00:28:20A restaurant?
00:28:22I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble even picturing what that would look like.
00:28:27I suppose we could ask Edwin to put together a security detail.
00:28:30Could we, um, discuss this privately?
00:28:34By all means.
00:28:37Ah.
00:28:38Would you mind giving us a few moments?
00:28:41Yes.
00:28:42Yes.
00:28:46I'm sorry, I'm just attended on so often I forget that they're even there.
00:28:51Let's run out for pizza.
00:28:52I'm sorry, Princess, I don't think you understood.
00:28:54I'm saying that we can't do that without security.
00:28:56No, I don't think you understand.
00:28:57Where does that door go?
00:28:59Um, according to the security briefing, to some service elevator, I think.
00:29:03So, let's run out for pizza.
00:29:06Really?
00:29:07Could we really do that?
00:29:09Look, in Boston, I'm a nobody.
00:29:11At least until we announce our engagement.
00:29:13And I don't think anyone's up to date with princes from small European monarchies.
00:29:17Well, I have featured on some quite prominent eligible bachelor lists.
00:29:20If we scruff you up a bit, we might look like just a normal couple out for a date.
00:29:27It's just I've never really done anything like that before.
00:29:32Well, tonight might be our last chance.
00:29:47The princess and I are at a very delicate and tense stage of diplomatic negotiations.
00:29:53We'd very much like to be left alone.
00:29:55Indeed, sir.
00:29:57Alone.
00:29:57Edwin.
00:30:06Remember, if anyone asks, you're a PhD student.
00:30:08Why can't I just be a local Bostonian?
00:30:10Well, first, because they're called townies, and second, because you don't have sweats.
00:30:13I'll remind you that the purpose of this trip was to propose to a princess.
00:30:17I didn't think sweats would be appropriate.
00:30:18So you have sweats?
00:30:19No.
00:30:20Well, at least you know what those are, so that's encouraging.
00:30:22Oh, may I?
00:30:26There.
00:30:27Do I look like an astronomy student?
00:30:30Look at you with the backstory.
00:30:32Astronomer.
00:30:33I like it.
00:30:34Personal interest?
00:30:35I dabble.
00:30:36All right.
00:30:37Now whenever, I suppose.
00:30:38Take a breath.
00:30:39Take a breath.
00:30:50We're sneaking out for pizza, not nuclear secrets.
00:30:55Where are we going, anyway?
00:30:57This place Chloe and I used to go in grad school.
00:31:00The pizza is so greasy, but it's so good, and the beer is cold.
00:31:03Oh, you like beer, right?
00:31:04Oh, yeah, I'll have you know that we have some excellent breweries in Antrovia, so yes, I do drink beer.
00:31:08How sheltered do you think I am?
00:31:10Two, please.
00:31:13Cool hats.
00:31:17That looks good on you.
00:31:22Yes?
00:31:24Oh, yeah, I suppose I have to pay for this.
00:31:26Yes.
00:31:27Um, one second.
00:31:29I, uh, the thing is, I don't actually have any money.
00:31:32I've never really carried a wallet before.
00:31:34And that's exactly how sheltered I think you are.
00:31:37Don't worry, tonight's on me.
00:31:39Well, in that case, we'll take this as well.
00:31:51Thanks.
00:31:53So you're going off the tether?
00:31:59You know, I've never been allowed to make foolish mistakes or youthful indiscretions.
00:32:04My whole life's been so meticulously planned.
00:32:07Given my, um, polo playing, it's all orchestrated.
00:32:10Polo?
00:32:11But I've seen the pictures.
00:32:12No, it's an annual photo shoot against a green screen.
00:32:15In fact, I've fallen off so many horses that I'm expressly forbidden in the interest of protecting the royal lineage
00:32:20from being on horseback.
00:32:22But I thought Androbians were supposed to be legendary polo players.
00:32:29What's wrong?
00:32:31Nothing's wrong.
00:32:33You were right.
00:32:34This is absolutely fantastic.
00:32:42Oh, it's called bowling.
00:32:45Do you want to try it?
00:32:46Bowling, you say?
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Let's give it a go.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:57Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:32:58Whoa.
00:32:59Whoa.
00:33:00That was good, right?
00:33:01It's been a while.
00:33:02Okay, your turn.
00:33:07You might want to step back a little bit.
00:33:11Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
00:33:14And remember what I told you.
00:33:15So you pull the ball up, wind back, take a few steps, and release.
00:33:31Are you kidding?
00:33:32That was great.
00:33:34Don't leave me hanging.
00:33:35Oh, yeah, that thing you do.
00:33:43Excuse me, when you knock all the things down, is that what you do?
00:33:46That you do that little dance?
00:33:48I mean, you know, it doesn't happen all the time, but when it does, you've got to celebrate.
00:33:51Mm-hmm.
00:33:52Oh.
00:33:56Okay.
00:34:03Hey!
00:34:04Oh, done.
00:34:07Don't leave me hanging.
00:34:10Am I picking up date night vibes?
00:34:13I know that look.
00:34:14I know that look.
00:34:15Hey, baby, come on.
00:34:16Let's buy them around.
00:34:17Oh, we just came back from our honeymoon ourselves, so stay right there.
00:34:26I've missed Reichen.
00:34:27You jerk.
00:34:29You've been messing with me this whole time.
00:34:31You assumed that I didn't know what bowling was.
00:34:33You didn't say you were good at it.
00:34:34I didn't say that I wasn't, but you think that I'm hopeless and sheltered.
00:34:38I'd say this one's on you.
00:34:39Okay, maybe I had that coming.
00:34:41I don't get it.
00:34:42You don't play polo, but you're this bowling champ.
00:34:45That's completely true.
00:34:47Yes, when mechanized bowling was first invented, it became something of a sensation in Androvia.
00:34:52And my great-grandfather, who insisted that we be modern in all things, he built a two-lane alley in
00:34:57the basement of the palace.
00:34:59I discovered it when I was in my early teens.
00:35:02When my royal duties became just too much to bear, that alley became a refuge for me.
00:35:10Well, considering how good you are, you must have spent a lot of time there.
00:35:14You're not the only one who had a difficult time adjusting.
00:35:18Here we go.
00:35:20Ah, thank you.
00:35:23Hey, guys, do you have a car or should we drop you off someplace?
00:35:29Oh, that's so nice of you, but I think that's our Uber just pulling around now.
00:35:32Oh, well, it was really fun meeting you guys.
00:35:34I hope we can get together again.
00:35:36We've been trying to make more couple friends.
00:35:38We could have a couple friends.
00:35:40Well, you guys have our contacts, so let's try to keep in touch.
00:35:43All right.
00:35:44Well, that's my wife. Don't mind her. She's a hugger.
00:35:48Okay, bye.
00:35:49Great to meet you.
00:35:51It was great to meet you both.
00:35:53Bye.
00:35:55This is just the night that I needed.
00:35:58I have to admit it, I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:07Androvian Crown Prince unaccounted for.
00:36:09Kidnapping not ruled out claims personal assistant.
00:36:14I think we're in trouble.
00:36:17Where have you been, sir?
00:36:19I have been worried, sick, and entertaining the most dire possibilities.
00:36:22Such as what, Edmund?
00:36:24Kidnapping attempt?
00:36:25No, in fact, we just went out for a little pizza.
00:36:28Pizza can be delivered.
00:36:31This is quite unlike you, sir.
00:36:33I'm so sorry. This is my fault.
00:36:35No, it isn't.
00:36:35I went of my own free will.
00:36:38And for your information, I had rather a fantastic time.
00:36:41Well, that seems entirely beside the point.
00:36:44Well, I'll inform the king and queen that you have not been abducted, as feared.
00:36:49Now, it would seem that the best way to defuse this escalation intention
00:36:54would be to announce your engagement as soon as possible.
00:36:58So, Princess Beatrice, you will be back here at 9 a.m. sharp for your official photo.
00:37:02I have a meeting.
00:37:03Your Highness, I realize this must all feel like a terrible inconvenience for you.
00:37:08But you were almost in the middle of an international incident this evening.
00:37:11Through no fault of her own.
00:37:13Be that as it may, we need to push things along here for the people of both your countries.
00:37:21Thank you, Your Highnesses.
00:37:24We'll send a car in the morning.
00:37:32No.
00:37:33Oh, that's ghastly, darling.
00:37:36My Sheree, you can't wear any of those.
00:37:38They'll think he's marrying an American.
00:37:40Seeing your wardrobe is making me feel quite sad, like we haven't supported you.
00:37:45Well, that was the whole point.
00:37:46I wanted to support myself.
00:37:48And I didn't mean to make you sad.
00:37:50This is supposed to be good news.
00:37:52Of course I'm pleased.
00:37:54You're doing your country a great service.
00:37:56And personally...
00:37:58I'm thrilled to have my baby closer to home.
00:38:00But I just hate to think...
00:38:02Hate to think what?
00:38:03I know how hard won your privacy has been.
00:38:06I fear we're letting you down.
00:38:09Making sacrifices for the greater good is what we do, Mama.
00:38:13You married for part 20.
00:38:14What was that like?
00:38:15I'll admit.
00:38:16It was quite an adjustment.
00:38:18But then again, I was raised for this sort of thing.
00:38:21You, Ma Sheree, you're educated and accomplished, but...
00:38:24I fear you're unprepared.
00:38:27Well, you've supported everything I've ever done,
00:38:29so that's the best preparation I could ever hope for.
00:38:31Perhaps.
00:38:32Then again.
00:38:33We've prepared Coralina.
00:38:34And look how that turned out.
00:38:38Oh, well, I hate to cut this short,
00:38:39but I think my car's going to arrive any minute.
00:38:41Give my love to Papa.
00:38:43Of course.
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:44Bisou, bisou.
00:38:53Right.
00:38:54Well, you won't be needing whatever's in there.
00:38:56Follow me.
00:38:58Okay.
00:39:33How are we progressing?
00:39:35I just worry that all of this...
00:39:38It's not me.
00:39:39Well, Your Highness, if I may,
00:39:41you have not been you for over two decades.
00:39:43Now, by that I mean Princess Beatrix of Faustieri.
00:39:47Now, she's in there somewhere,
00:39:49and we mean to find her,
00:39:50no matter how long it takes.
00:39:52Now, everyone, let's get this done.
00:39:54Now, let's get this done.
00:40:30Your Highnesses,
00:40:32can you get closer together, please?
00:40:37Can you switch sides, please?
00:40:44Could we see the Allura and Alexandrite, please?
00:41:16The Allura and Alexandrite, please?
00:41:17right? I kind of just missed that one guy with binoculars. Anyway, have you checked
00:41:22your work email? Suddenly the Brahmin League can't wait to be in business with
00:41:26us. And you have invitations to a bunch of galas. Well don't tell my mother, she'll
00:41:30send gowns. Oh, you think she'll send me one? If only we could take advantage, but
00:41:35unfortunately there's bigger issues brewing at home. Now that I know that
00:41:38this is in your home, I've been doing some research. Your foreign minister has
00:41:43been stoking quite a bit of nationalistic fervor. Which seems ironic,
00:41:47considering the fact that the Androvians and Vostieres used to be one big country
00:41:52originally. So it's sort of like the Capulets and the Montagues or Ewing and
00:41:57Barnes. But if they were one big country originally, then why did they separate?
00:42:01Well it was 300 years ago. The king died without a clear heir. Two families lay
00:42:05claim to the throne and it created this big mess which eventually divided the
00:42:09countries. So now, in order to calm the rhetoric, Desmond and I have to turn on
00:42:15the charm offensive. His jet leaves for Androvia tomorrow night. So clear your
00:42:21schedule and pack your bags. You want me to come with you? No. I need you to come
00:42:27with me. I feel like things are about to get very weird. I need someone I can trust in
00:42:31my corner. And I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have as my maid of honour.
00:42:37Seriously? I'd be so honoured! Yay!
00:42:41Are we off for the trip? In a scarf and big Jackie O sunglasses.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:56Oh! Hi!
00:42:58Miss Hargraves, with a pleasure. I heard you were joining us.
00:43:03I sure am. It's hard to imagine flying without putting my shoes in a tub first.
00:43:08Indeed. Hello, Edwin. Your Highness. Ah, this will not do. Uh, this you might find
00:43:14a little more appropriate. Oh, that looks a bit much for travel.
00:43:18And the Androvian jet awaits us. Do you think it's as posh as we see in magazines?
00:43:22I love free food. We have all amenities on board. Food service, chilled champagne and in-flight
00:43:27TV. In fact, His Highness has asked that we screen his favourite film this evening. The Big Lebowski.
00:43:33Huh. That tracks. The dude abides. Indeed, he does.
00:43:47Give us your best, My Highness, and Hightail for the van. Come on. Yes. Very good. Very good.
00:43:58Oh, hello. Hi. Car, Graves. Car.
00:44:03Okay. Sorry.
00:44:27Let's go.
00:44:39Your Majesty's, might I present my fiancée, Princess Beatrix Eliana Holston von Lindemann O'Jard of Ostieri.
00:44:50And Princess, might I introduce the royal family of Androvia, my father, King Richmond, and my mother, Queen Lupinia.
00:44:58It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances.
00:45:00You're quite a bit taller than the other one.
00:45:03Yes, Your Majesty. My apologies for that.
00:45:17Oh, that's quite all right. You don't need to unpack for me.
00:45:24Okay, please proceed.
00:45:31You know, there is a nice lady unpacking my underwear into a lavender scented tissue paper drawer.
00:45:36I thought we were only staying one night.
00:45:38Well, we're supposed to do a tour of Castle Allure tomorrow.
00:45:41Oh.
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:43Oh, okay.
00:45:46Your Highness, Miss Hargraves, in an effort to win over Androvians, we planned a photo op for an hour from
00:45:53now.
00:45:53It will be very simple. You and the Prince will go out the front entry of the palace, descend the
00:46:00steps, and wave to a select group of locals and photographers who will be gathered outside of the gate.
00:46:05Then you will return to the palace. Easy as that.
00:46:09Should we perhaps go outside the gate and greet them personally?
00:46:12Goodness, no. We merely want them to get a look at you.
00:46:15We've timed it so the sun will be perfect for your angular... angles. But no selfies and there will be
00:46:23no tabloid photographers there.
00:46:25You will wear these, and this will be the gown you're wearing.
00:46:30That looks a tad long.
00:46:33Well, there won't be time for a proper hem. We'll get a seamstress to pop in a couple of stitches
00:46:38and hope for the best.
00:46:38All right?
00:46:44Whoa. He's like Cinderella's very godmother.
00:46:47If she didn't like Cinderella in the least.
00:46:50Hm.
00:47:21It's like being 13 all over again.
00:47:23except this time i'm a meme that will last forever hey what do we tell our girls you
00:47:31are the author of your own story don't let others control your narrative oh i'm sorry
00:47:39i'm jet-lagged and i didn't expect tagging along with royalty to be so tiring also that bit in
00:47:45there is calling my name did you know those sheets are hand-stitched by italian nuns who
00:47:50are selected for their tiny hands i looked it up okay you go get some sleep and remember we'll
00:47:56laugh about this in the morning well i hope so bye night night
00:48:49you
00:48:50you
00:48:50can i help you something lass just we're not supposed to have visitors this late in the
00:48:54kitchen oh sorry to bother i couldn't sleep and i thought maybe a cup of chamomile tea might help
00:48:59ah you must be the american friend of the princess you could have just run down for it actually i'm
00:49:03i'm
00:49:04the princess friend of the american oh i i didn't recognize you uh your highness well you must have
00:49:12missed today's latest internet story don't worry about those photos come on oh you're in luck kettle's still hot
00:49:24thank you you know when i married my humphrey i didn't eat for days and by the time the priests
00:49:31were giving us our vows
00:49:32i faint dead away full garter over gums right off the altar humphrey couldn't find the top half of me
00:49:39for all the jewel
00:49:41but by the time reception were in full swing even i were laughing at it and i think it's good
00:49:47for the people to see that royals are human too
00:49:50if anyone's asking my opinion
00:49:54oh sorry
00:49:57how can i help you your highness
00:50:00straight away your highness kettle's just boiled
00:50:05would you allow me to take it
00:50:07we can't have a princess going about like a kitchen maid
00:50:10oh no one will mind and i am his fiancee after all
00:50:15well against me better judgment i don't suppose it could hurt
00:50:22enter
00:50:29thank you you can just set my tea on the side table then
00:50:34by all means your highness
00:50:37what what are you doing in my bedroom
00:50:39what so it's okay for your kitchen maid to see you in your pajamas but not your own fiancee
00:50:43no it's just you startled me i wasn't expecting you
00:50:47why are you delivering my tea
00:50:49well i too couldn't sleep so i impose myself on your kitchen staff
00:50:53ah
00:50:55and you managed to make it up the stairs all right without falling over
00:51:01why couldn't you sleep
00:51:03i'm just trying to take my mind off the lurking suspicion that responsibility for de-escalating this situation seems to
00:51:09have fallen entirely on our shoulders
00:51:12you know
00:51:13well there's a book i can give you called economies of conflict which might explain why
00:51:18i've read that book
00:51:20i thought it was quite good
00:51:22you didn't tell me why you were not sleeping
00:51:24i'm making a mess of things
00:51:26no you're not
00:51:27this is how it's always been for me
00:51:29always a little
00:51:31off
00:51:32i'm trying to be better
00:51:35less how i am naturally
00:51:37i wish you wouldn't
00:51:39i like you just how you are
00:51:42you should teach a class on authenticity at princess school
00:51:45you laugh but that is part of the leadership program at my foundation
00:51:48yes i heard about that
00:51:50girls in stem
00:51:51isn't it
00:51:52tell me about it
00:51:54okay your highness
00:51:57but
00:51:59just remember you asked
00:52:03consider if you will
00:52:04the messages we send our children
00:52:06throughout history
00:52:08only half the population has ever been invited to adventure explore and engage in the world
00:52:14half the time actively creating issues in their wake
00:52:16you mean men like our grandfathers
00:52:18precisely
00:52:21now consider
00:52:22the stories we tell our girls
00:52:24it's usually some put upon princess forced to marry a dull prince
00:52:29i'm not sure how i feel about that description
00:52:33my point is
00:52:35the story usually ends at her marriage
00:52:38never to be spoken of again
00:52:40but what if the princess was prepared to think not just about her advantageous marriage
00:52:46but
00:52:47the problems facing her society and their possible solutions
00:52:50princess being metaphorical in our case of course
00:52:53in Chloe's case
00:52:54yes
00:52:55well
00:52:56so we opened it up to any girl who had the mind for it
00:53:00we gave them the opportunity the access the tools
00:53:03so we can reframe the narrative for the future
00:53:05interesting
00:53:07right
00:53:08wait which part
00:53:10the part
00:53:11the part where you
00:53:11an actual princess
00:53:13were forced to marry a prince
00:53:14because that's what princesses do when they're faced with problems in their societies
00:53:20except um
00:53:22this prince isn't very dull
00:53:24no
00:53:26no
00:53:42no
00:53:43ready for this
00:53:44no
00:53:45no
00:53:46no
00:53:49no
00:53:50no
00:53:54no
00:54:06no
00:54:07no
00:54:07no
00:54:07no
00:54:27Is everything all right?
00:54:29I'm just doing what you suggested and being authentically myself.
00:54:36Hi. Hello. Hi, thanks for coming, Osh. Lovely to meet you.
00:54:42Can we take a selfie? Oh, of course, yes.
00:54:45Should we take a selfie? Oh, yes.
00:54:49Thank you. You're welcome.
00:54:57Hello there. Thank you so much.
00:55:01Oh, that's beautiful.
00:55:05Your Highness, the Bostiaries have arrived early.
00:55:09There's already some snutter about which family gets the rule with the son,
00:55:12so can you and the princess please return to the castle before things escalate?
00:55:16Goodbye, everyone.
00:55:29See you at dinner.
00:55:36Ready to meet my family? I can't wait. Don't get too excited.
00:55:40My Cherie. Hello.
00:55:42You're here.
00:55:43Well, I'm just so glad to finally see you, my darling.
00:55:47I was afraid those awful Androvians had taken you hostage and were keeping you from your loving family.
00:55:54Darling, what have you been doing to your hair?
00:55:57I love it.
00:55:57Oh, well, it's not as perfect as Mon Chouchou.
00:56:00Oh, stop.
00:56:01Don't even get me started. I am a wreck.
00:56:04Ah, but please allow me to introduce you to my husband.
00:56:13You must be-
00:56:15I am. The plumber, yes. But you can call me Cody. I've been looking forward to meeting you.
00:56:20I've only got two brothers, so it will delight me to have you as a sister.
00:56:24How lovely. May I introduce Miss Chloe Hargraves, my friend and Foundation partner?
00:56:29Such a pleasure to be joined by another commoner. We should form an alliance, you and I, no?
00:56:35I get it now. Right?
00:56:56What a surprise it was upon hearing about your early arrival here.
00:57:00I'm sure you know what it's like to suddenly crave the fresh air of the mountains.
00:57:05Especially since your capital is a seaport and does smell so of fish.
00:57:09Unlike your capital, which smells of old cheese and disappointment.
00:57:14Your Majesties, may we invite you to proceed to the dining hall?
00:57:19All right. Smell.
00:57:23Prince Desmond, any comment on your second engagement in two months?
00:57:28I need to say that I'm entirely delighted by the circumstances that have brought Princess Beatrix and I together.
00:57:34And, Princess Beatrix, any comments on the fact that your approval ratings in Androvia have gone up 73%, has it?
00:57:44I'm afraid things have been quite topsy-turvy lately, so I wasn't aware.
00:57:49Your Highness.
00:57:56Princess!
00:57:58Princess!
00:57:58Princess!
00:58:00Princess Coralina, are you at all disappointed that you're sacrificing becoming Queen by marrying a commoner?
00:58:05Well, real love is never a sacrifice
00:58:18Uh, excuse me, are you a member of one of the families? No, I'm Chloe. I'm the best friend of
00:58:23the bride
00:58:25Miss Hargraves at the risk of appearing chivalrous might I
00:58:30Escort you inside. Will this start a rumor that we're dating?
00:58:33Perish the thought
00:58:44Did you hear him the nerve?
00:58:48Implying that simply because our beautiful capital is also a seaport that it smells like fish
00:58:56Absurd of course dear, but then again
00:59:00You don't stray that far from the palace
00:59:03But I get out and about with my charity work at times and I dare say the docks on the
00:59:08far side of the harbour well
00:59:10They do have a certain
00:59:13Aromatic quality. Oh, darling
00:59:17Do try the brie
00:59:21It's exquisite
00:59:27Ah, Faustiarian cheese
00:59:30Some of the best in the world
00:59:32Mmm
00:59:33Look at him down there
00:59:35So smug
00:59:37Cheese and disappointment
00:59:39He's the one who'd know what disappointment smells like
00:59:42Darling, with all your fretting, you're letting your ceviche get cold
00:59:46Ceviche is always cold, Mama
00:59:49You're right
00:59:49Which one do I mean?
00:59:51Oh, I don't know offhand, but you really must try it. It's quite delicious
00:59:55I do hope after the wedding, we get more Androvian seafood
01:00:02How are you adjusting to your return to public life?
01:00:05You know, perhaps I can relate on a small level
01:00:09Until I married your sister
01:00:11Unless water was spraying from a faucet
01:00:13No one cared what I did
01:00:16I must say it's been quite disorienting
01:00:18I'm not used to being fussed over
01:00:20It's all this poking and prodding and focus on my appearance
01:00:23Which takes on getting used to
01:00:25Well, perhaps I can sympathize
01:00:26I have found it a little unsettling for myself also
01:00:31You know, the work I do is with my hands, not my face
01:00:33Why should this matter?
01:00:35Oh, it matters, right?
01:00:47Hmm
01:00:49I suppose that dinner went as well as expected
01:00:52Well, at least no one threw anything
01:00:54Small blessings, right?
01:00:56I just hope the wedding goes half as well
01:00:58It will
01:01:00Oh, girl
01:01:02You always beat me at this game
01:01:04I don't even know why I try
01:01:05Here, just take the whole deck
01:01:07Take the ticket
01:01:07I am gonna go and instastop Cody
01:01:10See if he has any brothers
01:01:11Good luck
01:01:13Nighty night
01:01:14Night
01:01:14Nighty night
01:01:44Oh, my God.
01:02:22I have to stop these late-night rendezvous or else people will start to talk and they always have to
01:02:27get married.
01:02:28Can you imagine?
01:02:32I want to show you something.
01:02:35You know, I don't wish to alarm you, but when I was a boy, I heard a tale that this
01:02:41tower was haunted by my great-great-great-grandma.
01:02:44The Gertrude, who died here rather than surrender it to your lot, the Vostieris.
01:02:49Well, I was told the ghost was a distant cousin who died defending it from the Androvians.
01:02:53Oh.
01:02:56You don't suppose that perhaps our educations were skewed in such a way as to paint in a more favourable
01:03:02light our respective families, do you?
01:03:04What?
01:03:05Are you implying that it wasn't entirely true when I was told the Vostieris basically invented civilisation?
01:03:10Just speculating.
01:03:13Did you hear that?
01:03:15Where are you taking me?
01:03:19You'll see.
01:03:22Yeah, no, but actually what?
01:03:34This is what I wanted to show you.
01:03:39Wow.
01:03:40How did you know about it?
01:03:41Well, for a while as a girl, I would obsess over the schematics of all the castles, certain that I
01:03:47would find a secret passage leading to hidden treasure.
01:03:50Unfortunately, I never thought to look for a hidden bowling alley.
01:03:53Oh.
01:04:02Who knows what we'll see.
01:04:06But you once told me that you wanted to study astronomy.
01:04:10Wait.
01:04:11It's early August.
01:04:14Did you bring me here to see the Poseidens?
01:04:16Tonight, the meteor shower is supposed to peak.
01:04:19Brilliant.
01:04:21Brilliant.
01:04:27There's one.
01:04:31Look.
01:04:32There's another one.
01:04:34I can't tell if you're just indulging me or you genuinely get excited every time you see another one.
01:04:39Surely you've seen shooting stars before.
01:04:42Of course I have.
01:04:43It doesn't matter if you've seen a hundred thousand of them.
01:04:47It doesn't mean that each one can't have its own unique beauty.
01:04:55I imagine that's what it's like to be in love.
01:04:59It doesn't matter if you've been with someone for years.
01:05:01Your heart still skips feet every time they walk in the room.
01:05:06Imagine.
01:05:07You make it sound like you've never been in love before.
01:05:10I don't suppose I have.
01:05:14Not really.
01:05:16Of course, there was an infatuation or two at university, but...
01:05:20The engagement.
01:05:22I was betrothed to your sister before I even knew what a crush was.
01:05:46I can't say I'm disappointed.
01:06:00But I also don't think your sister would ever remember some throwaway comment about astronomy.
01:06:05Bring me up on this roof to see this.
01:06:15Oh, look at that one.
01:06:40Desmond, Desmond, wake up.
01:06:41There's five more minutes.
01:06:42This is the mace's sleep I've had for weeks.
01:06:44Knowing Edwin is probably already alerted the authorities have done something nefarious to you.
01:06:48Let's hope nobody's noticed we've gone.
01:06:50Yes, let's hope.
01:06:55Allow me to help you with that.
01:07:06It's stuck.
01:07:08We're trapped up here.
01:07:09What?
01:07:10What are we going to do?
01:07:12Ah.
01:07:13Just kidding.
01:07:14Imagine how awkward that would have been, though.
01:07:15Oh, you're evil.
01:07:17My heart's stopped.
01:07:24Where have you two been?
01:07:25We've had the entire staff looking for you.
01:07:28Yes, actually, Edwin, the thing about that is that...
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:30It's my fault.
01:07:31Again.
01:07:32Your Highness, you appear to be coming a bad influence.
01:07:35Edwin, I will remind you that you're speaking to your future queen.
01:07:37Apologies, Your Highness, but your official pre-nuptial luncheon starts in less than three hours.
01:07:43Thus, there is a team of stylists awaiting for you in your quarters.
01:07:46I assumed this wedding was more about politics than presentation.
01:07:50Might I remind, Your Highness, that presentation is politics.
01:08:07The entire Ancillium province was clearly ceded to Androvia in the Treaty of 1628.
01:08:14That was a treaty that was never ratified.
01:08:17Even within Androvia, that treaty was widely dismissed.
01:08:20Oh.
01:08:21You're an expert on Androvian history now?
01:08:23It's a moot point to even try and bring that up,
01:08:26since the Joint Occupancy Accord agreed to, in 1923,
01:08:31set up a 99-year mutual tenancy which would have superseded it.
01:08:36That was most graciously proposed by my own grandfather,
01:08:39so I think I would know about the Accord of 1923.
01:08:43Then you would also know about the underlying agreement
01:08:46that upon the Accord's expiration, ownership would revert to vostieri.
01:08:52Nonsense! There was never an underlying agreement.
01:08:55That is pure fiction.
01:08:57The only fiction going on here is that we're supposed to believe that's your real hair.
01:09:02Or is the real fiction your waistline?
01:09:04How much spandex are you strapped into?
01:09:10That's my girl.
01:09:11Darling, that's not very ladylike.
01:09:14Well, something had to be done, Mother.
01:09:17With all due respect, what was supposed to be a purely ceremonial luncheon
01:09:21has yet again devolved into another failed summit.
01:09:25Now, if you would allow me, I believe I have a way through this.
01:09:29Chloe, we're doing a conflict resolution workshop.
01:09:31Awesome!
01:09:32This seems entirely irregular.
01:09:34Father, please.
01:09:35These outdated treaties that the two of you have been fighting over
01:09:38have done neither of our countries any good at all, have they?
01:09:40Your Majesties have both been given ample opportunity to find a solution
01:09:43and you haven't been able to.
01:09:44So, might I suggest that the Crown Princess
01:09:47has given the opportunity to provide some much-needed fresh perspective?
01:09:50The Atrix, dear, this is really not the appropriate time.
01:09:54Papa, darling, this is what Bea does.
01:09:58If you could all just let her speak, I think you'll find we have a rather gifted diplomat
01:10:02amongst us.
01:10:05You've got this.
01:10:09Can we get a whiteboard in here?
01:10:10I think we can all agree we'd like to resolve this matter
01:10:13and find a permanent solution,
01:10:15not kick it down the road like your grandparents did.
01:10:17Right, right.
01:10:19Excuse me, dear.
01:10:20Which word are we trying to come up with?
01:10:23There's not a right or a wrong word.
01:10:24It's just that you each have to use the letter you have to make A word.
01:10:28In this situation, what would a win look like to you?
01:10:31Not ever having to deal with this problem for the rest of my life.
01:10:34Okay, I'll put that down as a win.
01:10:36Okay, queens, let's do a trust ball.
01:10:38I'd like you to stand in front like this.
01:10:41I'm here for palace.
01:10:43And you're just going to fall back and trust
01:10:45that my mum is going to catch you.
01:10:48K for king.
01:10:50Service.
01:10:51Bird.
01:10:52Bird.
01:10:53I'm slightly worried that our liveries might clash.
01:10:56Edwin, please.
01:10:58Ball.
01:11:01Queens.
01:11:04What a trick!
01:11:06I know you two went to boarding school together.
01:11:09King Richmond.
01:11:09I don't want you to think about it.
01:11:11I want you to just blurt out a word that comes to mind
01:11:14of when you first met my father.
01:11:16I suppose inspiring.
01:11:18Did you say inspiring?
01:11:20First word that came to mind.
01:11:21And why do you think that is?
01:11:23I was 11 years old.
01:11:25I was fairly sheltered.
01:11:28And suddenly I was shipped off to a Swiss boarding school,
01:11:32which was supposed to make a man out of me.
01:11:35Admittedly.
01:11:35I was terrified.
01:11:37But then I met Winston.
01:11:40He was a year older.
01:11:42He seemed to be the only boy there
01:11:44who could truly understand my position.
01:11:47He inspired me that I could make my way there.
01:11:52Okay.
01:11:53Great word.
01:11:54Inspiring.
01:11:57Father, what word comes to mind of when you first met King Richmond?
01:12:02I suppose, comrade.
01:12:06It was awkward with the other boys.
01:12:09Given my royal standing, I felt quite isolated.
01:12:12So when Richmond arrived, I finally felt like I had a comrade.
01:12:17Someone I could confide in and team up with, as it were.
01:12:22We did make quite a team, didn't we, then?
01:12:25We did indeed.
01:12:26Do you remember the water tower adventure?
01:12:30Do I?
01:12:31I commissioned a painting of that very water tower.
01:12:34It hangs in my personal study.
01:12:36So how did it go from that to this current animosity?
01:12:41When I graduated, my father told me I had to put all that behind me
01:12:44and be a true leader.
01:12:46He drilled into me that the Androvians,
01:12:49or basically anyone on the other side of any border,
01:12:53can't be trusted.
01:12:56And do you think that mistrust has been a win for either of you?
01:13:08Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:13:10I am very pleased and, frankly, a little surprised
01:13:14to announce that after a private meeting this afternoon,
01:13:18King Richmond and King Winston have come to an agreement
01:13:21which would establish a mutual, shared occupancy
01:13:25of the Alcinian province,
01:13:27overseen by an independent council made up of appointees
01:13:30from both countries.
01:13:32Any questions?
01:13:38With our signatures, we enact the new treaty.
01:13:43We also announce a new free trade agreement between our two countries,
01:13:48which will benefit both economies.
01:13:50Ah.
01:13:53And as an added benefit,
01:13:55my son is not forced into a marriage of convenience.
01:14:00My daughter does not have to marry a man.
01:14:02She barely knows.
01:14:09And with that,
01:14:10I return this token of your affection.
01:14:14And I accept this ring
01:14:15and release you from your engagement to me.
01:14:22Excellent.
01:14:22Well, ah, thank you very much.
01:14:27Well, it all went rather well.
01:14:28Suppose we both rather
01:14:30dodged a bullet there, didn't we?
01:14:32Absolutely delighted.
01:14:33Yes.
01:14:34Lucky for both of us, wasn't it?
01:14:37Yes.
01:14:37You should have to be quite so involved in it,
01:14:39but we finally got here.
01:14:41Well, it's a pleasure.
01:14:43It's been a trial.
01:14:44A diplomatic trial.
01:14:45You'll be relieved, I'm sure,
01:14:47to be able to go back to your old life in Boston.
01:14:49Oh, well, you sort of blew my cover there,
01:14:51so it's not exactly going to be the same.
01:14:54But having a higher profile
01:14:55is already benefiting Foundation,
01:14:57and all of this has taught me
01:14:58a new meaning of public service.
01:15:00A princess for the people.
01:15:02Sounds like a great story to teach children.
01:15:07I truly hope the next time you give that to someone,
01:15:09it's not out of political expediency,
01:15:12but because you're really in love.
01:15:17We hope for the best.
01:15:26Princess Beatrix, my fosteri.
01:15:33It has been our pleasure to have met you.
01:15:39We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:44We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:45We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:45We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:48We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:51We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:55We feel it has been an honor.
01:15:57We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:00We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:00We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:00We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:01We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:01We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:02We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:02We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:02We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:04We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:05We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:06We feel it has been an honor.
01:16:14fantastic news we got the grant and it's for more than what we asked for
01:16:18this should fund us for the next five years
01:16:22me yeah good it's good
01:16:29if we got this news back in boston we'd be jumping up and down right now
01:16:32you're right this is stupid
01:16:36sorry that's great news except here i am just staring at my hand
01:16:41is there something wrong with it okay fine i didn't even like the ring anyway it was too big
01:16:46and gaudy and totally not my style and yet your hand sort of looks empty without it now
01:16:54and that's stupid right no it's not stupid especially because this isn't about the ring
01:17:03is it i've only known him a couple of weeks what i'm feeling can't be real right honey it doesn't
01:17:09matter if it's a few weeks or months or years if it's real it's real did you tell him how
01:17:14you feel
01:17:15no he seemed relieved so i acted relieved that's too late now now he's gone let's go after him
01:17:24what how would we have an idea meet you out front in five minutes five minutes
01:17:37hey oh great i borrowed it from one of the staff get gps up on your phone if we can
01:17:40find a couple
01:17:40shortcuts we can beat it to the border let's do it let's do it
01:17:48okay you good yeah all right
01:17:52okay you good yeah all right
01:18:27go around
01:18:45Stop the car.
01:18:48Stop the car.
01:19:00Listen, darling, are you feeling quite well?
01:19:04No, Mother. I have to say that I'm not.
01:19:07I should think you'd be over the moon.
01:19:09We have peacefully resolved the issues, and going forward, relations between the two countries shall be better than ever.
01:19:16Which is great news for everyone concerned, Father. Except for me.
01:19:21I've dedicated my entire life to this country.
01:19:25But there's something that I have to do now that's just for myself.
01:19:28Son, this is craziness. At the very least, we can send Edward and security with you, for whatever you have
01:19:33to do.
01:19:33No, Father. There's something that I have to do on my own. But trust me, I'm gonna be alright.
01:19:40This isn't like you. Can't you see? The boy is dealing with a broken heart. Let him go.
01:19:48Thank you, Mama.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:04Oh, my God.
01:20:04Lesmik. You couldn't have thought of this before you got so far from the border, could you?
01:20:10Oh, my God.
01:20:13Oh, my God.
01:20:25S'il vous plaît.
01:20:26J'ai bien soin d'un, d'un Transports. S'il vous plaît, Monsieur.
01:20:30S'il vous plaît, Monsieur.
01:20:45Watch out! We're out of gas!
01:20:59Oh no, I've definitely missed him by now.
01:21:02Hey, we don't know that. You might still be able to catch him.
01:21:05You should go. You'll be okay?
01:21:07Yeah, yeah, go! Go!
01:21:10You go, girl!
01:21:42You go, girl!
01:21:49What are you doing? Where's your security thing, Ted?
01:21:51I gave them the slip like you taught me.
01:21:53Oh, God. I need to invest in some sweats.
01:21:56These are not the right shoes for this.
01:21:58What are you doing here?
01:22:03Those things I said last night.
01:22:05Last night?
01:22:06Look, I said that we dodged a bullet.
01:22:09But the truth is, I don't particularly want to dodge that bullet.
01:22:12You don't?
01:22:13No. And perhaps this is crazy.
01:22:15Like your father said, we hardly know each other.
01:22:16But I've never felt this way before.
01:22:19I'm completely in love with you.
01:22:23I feel the same way.
01:22:26I think.
01:22:27I still have it.
01:22:28What are you doing?
01:22:34I'm asking this, not because I'm the prince and you're the princess and it's our duty.
01:22:40But because I, Desmond, I'm truly in love with you, Beatrix.
01:22:45Will you marry me?
01:22:48I will marry you for exactly that reason.
01:22:51You're the prince and me..
01:23:34you know you could change your shirt this season no way this is my favorite
01:23:40shirt and if I take this off the Bruins will lose you know that right yeah hey
01:23:46what's this fancy-looking envelope wait are these airline tickets first class is this a joke hold on
01:23:56let me see the card there's no written in it dear rooster and alice you did say you want a
01:24:03couple
01:24:04friends what shut up these are our friends from the bowling alley are you freaking kidding me
01:24:17what have we done what kind of chaos have we unleashed there's a wedding between two royal
01:24:22families and everyone's involved so you kind of expected an intimate affair just the two of us
01:24:27yes but seating 500 guests how are we going to do that and we know who all these people are
01:24:34I mean
01:24:34this one for example Johnny Payne ah yes the heir to the glasswick duke he's the son of my uncle
01:24:41Willie
01:24:42that's on my mother's side I see and his plus one is a misprudent Thorpe but why are they seated
01:24:48at a
01:24:48table with the Americans oh that was quite the scandal you see Willie went over to America had
01:24:53a secret wife and hidden there I see but shouldn't he be seated with his parents William and Dorothy he
01:24:59should be seated with his highness's cousin uh Henry yes because Henry is going out with an American
01:25:06princess sweet pea princess sweet pea the theme park princess you know she's not real right apparently
01:25:12she's real enough to beating lobster at our wedding well if all this goes south I'll be over there
01:25:17drinking beer with rooster and alice a better idea why don't we run out for some pizza
01:25:39so
01:25:47so
01:25:58you
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