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00:00:06Uh-huh.
00:00:09Okay.
00:00:13That's great.
00:00:16I think they've accepted the price.
00:00:22You think we can still exchange on Thursday?
00:00:26That's great.
00:00:27Listen, I just need to take another call.
00:00:31I'll talk soon. Bye.
00:00:33Hey.
00:00:35What, you bringing who?
00:00:39Okay.
00:00:40No, it's...
00:00:42It's fine.
00:00:43It is fine.
00:00:46It is...
00:00:47Oh, shit.
00:00:48No, of course. Fine.
00:00:50Hey, I'm saying it's fine. That's how you know it's fine.
00:00:54Well, there's plenty of food, so I'll see you soon.
00:00:58Okay, bye.
00:00:59Bye.
00:01:03Hey, they're bringing Jessica.
00:01:06Oh, God.
00:01:08Why are they bringing Jessica?
00:01:10Why not bring Jessica?
00:01:12She always flirts with you.
00:01:13She flirts with everyone.
00:01:14Oh, fine, then we can all flirt with Little Miss, aren't I? Fascinating.
00:01:18You know, she just wrote this bestseller.
00:01:20Four hundred pages of confession porn, I know.
00:01:23And now she's coming over, and it's going to be...
00:01:25Oh, hi, Jessica. Sorry, I haven't read your book.
00:01:29It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:36It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:57I know.
00:01:59Oh, I know.
00:02:00Oh, I know.
00:02:01Oh, I know.
00:02:01Oh, I know.
00:02:01Hi, Sarah.
00:02:03You look gorgeous.
00:02:05Crashing your party.
00:02:06You don't mind, Dee.
00:02:07Hi, mate.
00:02:08Hey.
00:02:10Smells promising.
00:02:10Hi, Tom.
00:02:11Hey, Jessica.
00:02:13I was hoping you'd make the clafootie.
00:02:15Have you tried Tom's clafootie?
00:02:16No.
00:02:17I've never tried Tom's clafootie, you know.
00:02:19All you should do is just make clafootie for the rest of your life.
00:02:21Seriously, you haven't lived until you tried his clafootie.
00:02:24Okay, okay.
00:02:26I made the clafootie.
00:02:28Oh, I can see that.
00:02:29Mm.
00:02:30Well, this is going to be an occasion.
00:02:31Don't forget a night with Tom's clafootie.
00:02:33How are the kids?
00:02:34Ben has become a born-again Christian.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Yeah, he says he needs faith in his life.
00:02:40Last night before dinner, he tried to make us hold hands and pray.
00:02:44Hopefully he'll just get bored and become an anarchist or something.
00:02:48Well, Poppy just came out.
00:02:50Really?
00:02:50At least you don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.
00:02:53There we are.
00:02:54I hear your book's doing well.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57I haven't read it yet.
00:02:58Oh, that's okay.
00:02:59I've read it.
00:03:00Brilliant.
00:03:01Well, what's it about?
00:03:02It's a kind of memoir of my misspent life.
00:03:06Reviews have been amazing.
00:03:07You should read it.
00:03:08Absolutely, I will.
00:03:09I'll read it.
00:03:10You know, I've never actually been to your house before.
00:03:13You haven't?
00:03:14No, I haven't.
00:03:14You've never invited me.
00:03:16Oh, well.
00:03:16Why don't you show me around?
00:03:20They shouldn't.
00:03:22Here.
00:03:24Let's start upstairs.
00:03:29Everyone is reading your book.
00:03:31Not your wife.
00:03:32I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica.
00:03:34She was tagging along and then before I knew it.
00:03:36No, it's fine.
00:03:38No, it isn't fine.
00:03:39I can see it isn't.
00:03:42What's up there?
00:03:43That's my office.
00:03:50What's this then?
00:03:51Just a project I've been working on.
00:03:53All those sharp edges.
00:03:55Are people supposed to live in it?
00:03:56Hopefully.
00:04:00What?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:02Ah, that.
00:04:05I've never forgotten that night.
00:04:08Do you ever think about it?
00:04:21I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project.
00:04:24Hmm.
00:04:25The food's burning.
00:04:26You might want to get back to it before dinner's ruined.
00:04:28I, yeah.
00:04:37Wait, wait.
00:04:39How many women?
00:04:39Seven.
00:04:40Jesus.
00:04:41Doesn't it bother you defending someone like that?
00:04:44Well, I'm just going to defend him.
00:04:45Yeah, I just don't know why it has to be you.
00:04:47Do we have to have this argument again?
00:04:48Well, if you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I have to every day, you simply wouldn't do
00:04:53it.
00:04:53And if I didn't, you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle that you do.
00:04:56Not on a domestic violence counselor's salary.
00:04:58Well, I just don't know why you have to do so many rape cases.
00:05:01Actually, what I really like to do is get out of rape back into murder.
00:05:04You know, the thing about rapists is they're all assholes.
00:05:10No kidding.
00:05:11Murderers aren't assholes.
00:05:12Well, you know, it's a type of asshole.
00:05:15Plus, I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims.
00:05:18It's impossible not to look like a cunt.
00:05:20I defy anyone to cross-examine a rape victim and not look like a cunt.
00:05:24My husband the cunt, everyone.
00:05:25Well, it's not easy being a cunt.
00:05:27You have no idea.
00:05:29I was raped once.
00:05:31What?
00:05:33When?
00:05:34Oh, that was years ago.
00:05:36Straight after college.
00:05:38Why did you never tell me?
00:05:41I didn't tell Aaron.
00:05:44I suppose I just thought he'd get some clever lawyer and I'd get humiliated in court and...
00:05:50And you'd get off anyway.
00:05:53But...
00:05:54I know I really do feel like you can't.
00:05:57Well, now you see what you really are.
00:06:00Truth hurts, doesn't it?
00:06:23Well, you all didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it.
00:06:41Sarah, are you all right?
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:49I'm sorry.
00:06:51Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom.
00:06:54I think no one's ever taken him seriously and this is going to change everything.
00:07:01The main investor pulled out.
00:07:04So Tom took out a loan without telling me.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:08Now it's way over budget.
00:07:10He's run out of money and...
00:07:12Oh, shit.
00:07:14So...
00:07:21I didn't find out what was going on until I started doing this year's tax returns and, of course, by
00:07:25then it was too fucking late.
00:07:28There we are.
00:07:30It's fine.
00:07:34It's fine.
00:07:38Yeah, well, didn't everyone settle down and got boring, didn't it?
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:42Except Jessica, of course.
00:07:44Oh, well.
00:07:44You never got boring.
00:07:46Crazy gets boring after a while.
00:07:47No, we're all crazy about you.
00:07:49Do you remember that last night after finals?
00:07:52Mm-hmm.
00:07:52All you did was talk about buildings and I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me.
00:07:59Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:08:00You just had us all wrapped around your little finger, didn't you?
00:08:03But you married Beth.
00:08:04I did?
00:08:05Yeah, don't you forget it.
00:08:07You two would never have made each other happy.
00:08:09No.
00:08:10I'll never make men happy.
00:08:12What about Mr. X?
00:08:13Mr. X?
00:08:14Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.
00:08:16He made me happy.
00:08:17He's from the book.
00:08:19Married man, apparently.
00:08:20Do we know him?
00:08:21She won't tell me.
00:08:23Well, I hope his wife doesn't find out.
00:08:25Well, she won't for me.
00:08:26I'm not going to burst that bubble.
00:08:27Maybe it's not a bubble.
00:08:28Maybe what it is, is a marriage.
00:08:33Yeah, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it?
00:08:38Well, how about the Clifuti?
00:08:41Yes.
00:08:43Seriously, you have to try this Clifuti.
00:08:45For God's sake, can we stop going on about this fucking Clifuti?
00:08:48Jess, love.
00:08:50He was just trying to...
00:08:51I know, I'm sorry.
00:08:57So sometimes you get tired of bullshit.
00:09:00What bullshit?
00:09:06Why don't we all just...
00:09:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:08I just, I'd like to know what bullshit.
00:09:11The roles we've all chosen.
00:09:15Charming amoralist.
00:09:17Po-faced do-gooder.
00:09:20Pathological dreamer.
00:09:21Grown-up.
00:09:22Fuck-up!
00:09:24Maybe the bullshit who's telling us that our lives are bullshit.
00:09:27I mean, who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit and what isn't?
00:09:30You asked me what I meant.
00:09:31I shouldn't have had to, Jessica.
00:09:33This is my house.
00:09:34You're sitting at my table and I don't need you telling me that my life is bullshit.
00:09:37Fine, fine.
00:09:38I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house and your perfect life and your perfect Clifuti.
00:09:44We should all be so fucking lucky as you.
00:09:46Lucky?
00:09:47Oh, that's a good one.
00:09:51We're having to sell the house.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:58Believe it or not, other people have problems.
00:10:00Real problems.
00:10:01Not just about who they're going to flirt with and get high with.
00:10:06Fuck.
00:10:07It's amazing.
00:10:08You've led this life of zero responsibility and you get a bestseller out of it.
00:10:12Well, you have to sit here and be a total narcissist and just for one evening.
00:10:16Can you just not flirt with my fucking husband?
00:10:20Hey.
00:10:21You're selling the house?
00:10:23Yeah, we have to.
00:10:24Well, what happened?
00:10:29Well, we got into trouble.
00:10:32Oh, shit.
00:10:33Can we help?
00:10:35No.
00:10:35No, what?
00:10:36Of course we can.
00:10:37No, it's too much.
00:10:38Nonsense.
00:10:39Well, you helped us when we ran into trouble.
00:10:41Well, I don't know what you've done if you hadn't.
00:10:42Do you happen to have a spare million?
00:10:45Shit.
00:10:46We'll manage.
00:10:47We have a buyer.
00:10:48As long as we exchange contracts this week, we'll be fine.
00:10:52I'm sorry I went off on her.
00:10:54She always manages to get to me and I don't know why.
00:10:58I should never have brought her.
00:11:00She kind of insisted it was weird.
00:11:02Oh, maybe she's right.
00:11:03Maybe it is all bullshit.
00:11:06I mean, you try to build a life, a home, a future for your kids, and what the fuck is
00:11:12wrong with that?
00:11:13And then one day something happens.
00:11:14And you wonder if the effort, all the fucking effort that you put into the life that you
00:11:19built, you wonder if someone is just playing a fucking joke on you.
00:11:23You'll bounce back.
00:11:24Of course you'll bounce back.
00:11:26Yes, we'll bounce back.
00:11:27As long as we sell the house.
00:11:29This, you'll sell this house.
00:11:31It's a great fucking house.
00:11:37I'm sorry.
00:11:40It's alright.
00:11:43It's alright, I don't know why it went.
00:11:46It's alright.
00:11:51It's alright.
00:11:54Well, now that you mention it.
00:11:55Richard!
00:11:56What?
00:11:56I can't help myself.
00:11:57What do you want me to say?
00:11:58Yep.
00:11:59Alright.
00:12:01Probably time for the clap of tea.
00:12:10Clap of tea.
00:12:12Bravo!
00:12:12Oh, it looks fucking amazing.
00:12:17Always looks amazing.
00:12:21Wait a minute.
00:12:22We should get Jessica.
00:12:24Oh, yes.
00:12:24Obviously.
00:12:25Has she gone?
00:12:26I'll get her.
00:12:27Wait a minute.
00:12:27There's always something with Jessica.
00:12:29Well, it was me too.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No, it wasn't.
00:12:34It wasn't you.
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:40I'll make it up to her when she comes back.
00:12:45Hurry up!
00:12:47Oh, God!
00:12:49Jessica!
00:12:50Get her down!
00:12:51Get her down!
00:12:52I have to cut her down!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:54Help me!
00:12:55Oh, my God!
00:12:57Hold her up!
00:12:58Cut her up!
00:12:59Higher!
00:13:00Take the weight!
00:13:01Jesus!
00:13:02I can't help you!
00:13:03Fucking use it!
00:13:04Get her higher!
00:13:06She's not breathing!
00:13:07Ah!
00:13:08I got a cramp.
00:13:09What about a cramp?
00:13:10I got a cramp!
00:13:11I'm into what I want to do!
00:13:12Oh, you are useless!
00:13:14Quickly!
00:13:16Cut her down!
00:13:17Cut her down!
00:13:17Cut her down!
00:13:18Just cut the skull!
00:13:19Just cut it!
00:13:20Cut it!
00:13:21Cut it!
00:13:22Stop jumping!
00:13:24Stop!
00:13:25Get the knife!
00:13:26Get the knife!
00:13:27Get the knife!
00:13:27Fucking hell!
00:13:28Okay, just cut it!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:32Ah!
00:13:33Oh!
00:13:33Oh, my God!
00:13:34Oh, my God!
00:13:35Oh, my God!
00:13:37Oh, my God!
00:13:40Oh, my God!
00:13:42Shh!
00:13:42Shh!
00:13:42Yes!
00:13:43Oh, Jesus!
00:13:44No!
00:13:46No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:48No!
00:13:50No!
00:13:52No!
00:13:57No!
00:13:58No!
00:14:00No!
00:14:04No!
00:14:07No!
00:14:13No!
00:14:14No!
00:14:18No!
00:14:19No!
00:14:23No!
00:14:24No!
00:14:27No!
00:14:31I knew something like this was going to happen,
00:14:34but I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it.
00:14:37I mean, her book's doing really well,
00:14:40finally everything's coming together, and then this, I mean,
00:14:42why, why, why would you come to someone's house for dinner
00:14:46and then go out into the garden?
00:14:49I mean, how exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense?
00:14:53Huh?
00:15:00Want to get you a drink?
00:15:01No, I don't want a fucking drink.
00:15:03I just want this not to happen.
00:15:08It's my fault.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11No.
00:15:11No.
00:15:12I shouldn't have shouted at her.
00:15:13I overreacted.
00:15:15Well, you can't blame yourself for this.
00:15:17It's crazy.
00:15:18It's nobody's fault.
00:15:28I guess we'd better call someone.
00:15:30Who?
00:15:30Who do you call when someone?
00:15:32The police.
00:15:35The police?
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38Well, we'd better call someone.
00:15:41I'll do it.
00:15:46Tался.
00:15:56Hello?
00:15:59Wait.
00:16:00What?
00:16:01Put the phone down.
00:16:02Why?
00:16:03Oh, hi.
00:16:04Put down.
00:16:05Put the phone down.
00:16:06What did you do that for?
00:16:08Can't call the police.
00:16:09I was calling an ambulance.
00:16:11You can't call an ambulance.
00:16:12You can't call an ambulance.
00:16:12either why not think about it i'm not following you the buyer what buyer our buyer the house
00:16:22what does this have to do with our buyer oh when he finds out what just happened he won't buy
00:16:28the
00:16:28house right we don't know well that's the point he might not care he might he might not but he
00:16:40might
00:16:41he might what are we i mean what how do we it's possible he won't mind that someone just hung
00:16:52themselves in his brand new house he might think it's cool on the other hand he might be totally
00:16:58normal he could very easily be normal if we don't sell the house this week we're going to lose
00:17:09everything right but why why would the buyer find out by the time this comes out it'll all be done
00:17:16tom what it'll be all over the internet in the morning best-selling ortho commits suicide in
00:17:22friend's garden tragedy of the north london elite she was a columnist for the daily mail don't you
00:17:27fucking get it well what are we supposed to do keep her here until the buyer signs do you have
00:17:36any idea how bad a decomposing body smells and how are we supposed to explain not reporting it that's a
00:17:42crime that has to be a crime that's a bad crime i know we're not gonna do that no we're
00:17:50not gonna do
00:17:50that what what if she hadn't done it here she did it here what if she hadn't she did it
00:18:00how is this
00:18:00relevant well what if she'd done it at her place you can't be serious
00:18:09what would you say move the body yeah to her place and then what work it up that's insane
00:18:18it's doable doable driving to the west end and under two hours on a friday night that is doable
00:18:25that's not doable why not because it is wrong
00:18:40we're in this situation because of you you don't have the luxury of a conscience right now
00:18:46you want us to lose everything we work for you want to pull ben and sophie out of school
00:18:52you went to a state school that was then if we don't sell we won't be able to afford a
00:18:57place
00:18:57in a decent catchment area they'll end up somewhere like crosstalk
00:18:59fucking park they've had three stabbing since christmas
00:19:03fuck yes we have to deal with the situation tom what about beth and richard we'll talk to them
00:19:14they're not gonna call they're our oldest friends
00:19:25i can't believe we're even discussing this look you must surely realize that you can't just move a
00:19:33body if it if it's dead that would be illegal wrong yes that too wrong absolutely i know
00:19:41it sounds crazy no it is crazy look guys come on let me ask you something what would be the
00:19:49harm
00:19:49what do you mean what would be the harm we're talking about jessica how can you even ask that
00:19:55just just tell me what harm would it do um jessica just killed herself in your garden that seems like
00:20:00quite a lot of harm to me i mean we should be thinking about her can you fucking hear yourself
00:20:08right now yeah um what i'm saying is is there's another side to this there are going to be
00:20:14consequences for tom and me consequences for everything and ben and sophie don't you dare
00:20:19bring them into this why not this is going to affect them what about jessica's parents
00:20:25so we're just going to lie to them now what difference is it going to make to them whether
00:20:29she did it here or at her place well how would you feel if you were them how would i
00:20:33feel if i
00:20:33didn't know it had happened it's lying it is lying we're asking you to lie about this so that our
00:20:38lives don't get totally i can't believe you're asking us to do this
00:20:46she was our friend was more our friend really yes she was such a great friend she decided to
00:20:51kill herself in our garden right when we're trying to sell the house i mean who does that who goes
00:20:55and
00:20:55kills himself in someone else's garden why couldn't she just have killed herself in her own
00:20:58fucking garden she's never garden look let's let's just try to be reasonable here i know this is a
00:21:05tough situation for you guys but you know sometimes life's like that you just gotta take the hit you
00:21:10know what you just try taking the hit no i wasn't trying to minimize what's at stake for you no
00:21:15but you
00:21:15did anyway listen whatever you do next it's going to hurt someone
00:21:22what the fuck is that just a fucking cause this time of night right who does that that's just not
00:21:28answers at all right if we move the body and someone saw something we're fucked nobody's moving
00:21:33the body and it's not a body for fuck's sake it's jessica it's jessica who just fucked us okay
00:21:39okay let's just all calm down right let's just see what it is
00:22:05it's what's your name for next door who what's her name miranda
00:22:13do you think she saw something hey it's a bit of a coincidence that just turning up now yeah who
00:22:18does
00:22:18that look if she saw something you definitely wouldn't want to move the body stop calling her
00:22:23the body he's right let's just see what she wants
00:22:38oh hello i'm sorry to bother you so late it's just that i think i saw
00:22:44that jessica debbie in your garden jessica debbie yes she wrote this book have you read it
00:22:53no oh it's wonderful it's so moving the part where she talks about making friends with her depression
00:23:00oh well i was hoping yes she might sign my copy if she's not too busy
00:23:13is she here yes oh she is here wonderful but she's indisposed oh well could you just ask her it
00:23:25would only take a minute
00:23:30could you just wait a moment
00:23:36she wants jessica to sign her fucking book what just tell her to fuck off
00:23:40she won't fuck off just tell her it might look suspicious tom sarah this is this it's getting
00:23:47ridiculous just just a minute what are you
00:23:52that's her bag you can't just be rifling from her bag
00:23:56that's her bag you can't just wait wait
00:24:06hi hello i'm sorry to bother you so late jessica doesn't want to come out oh she doesn't want
00:24:12she's shy oh but she'll sign your book she will give it to me
00:24:20she won't come out she hates signing books but i got her to make an exception in your case
00:24:28unless you don't want it signed no no i do
00:24:35well okay
00:24:43no you you can't be about to do what i think you're about to do
00:24:46why not
00:24:51no no stop
00:24:55how does that look this is insane
00:25:03here you are oh thank you okay then would have been nice to meet her i know you wouldn't want
00:25:10to
00:25:10meet her she hates fans really yeah you know what these creative types are like i see well it's a
00:25:19wonderful book so i hear you should read it yes i will i will good night then good night
00:25:31you have any idea how crazy what uses it is well we had to get rid of her but that
00:25:36could be used
00:25:37as evidence if you go through with it they're not going through with it no one is going through
00:25:41with it i think you two have gone you're asking us to take an enormous risk i mean you understand
00:25:47that right that's assuming we get caught if we're smart about it we won't get you you can't rule out
00:25:52getting caught yeah all right we can't but we are desperate we need your help i understand that
00:25:59but you're our oldest friends yes no yeah we we are your oldest friends and we will do anything
00:26:06we can to help except there's no helping us if we don't sell the house we are going to lose
00:26:11everything
00:26:12no you don't know that we helped you you said it yourself you don't know what you would have done
00:26:19if we hadn't you did but i helped you after that you know when you needed those uh documents
00:26:24countersigned for the merrill street project no i had to be a little bit naughty on that one yes but
00:26:29this is different you're right it's different look we want to help you you know we do we do but
00:26:35with this we can't it's not reasonable so that's it then hey i am sorry
00:26:51i remember merrill street you did take a risk for us then you said you'd get disbarred if anyone
00:26:58found out we were all younger then we were it's funny how that became a badge of our friendship
00:27:07of course it never would have come up if tom hadn't been so useless at paperwork
00:27:10well he's pretty bloody useless of course when i have to do the taxes for tom's company he just
00:27:15hands everything over to me i have to sort it all out because he's so useless at paperwork because
00:27:21he just hands everything over to me that's that's how i know that i'll still have it all
00:27:27in my files that naughty thing you did sarah what are you doing if that file just happened to find
00:27:33its
00:27:33way to the bar council then that might be a hit you have to take sarah you can't be serious
00:27:40richard
00:27:40is our friend yes yes we're all friends here aren't we you fucking bitch okay wait just wait a minute
00:27:49don't tell me to wait a minute your wife just tried to blackmail us sarah you didn't mean
00:27:57what you just said i mean what kind of people are we well i don't know about you tom but
00:28:03i'm the kind
00:28:03of person that wants to protect my family i mean we can all stand around here and talk about what
00:28:08nice
00:28:09reasonable people we are god i'd love to call the police so that i don't have to look at my
00:28:12oldest
00:28:12friends hating me i'll have my husband wonder who he's been who's been married to all these years but
00:28:19i know that if i do that
00:28:30look
00:28:34what look look what do you think happens when you lose everything do you think someone's just going
00:28:40to give tom another job do you think someone's just going to give us another fucking mortgage
00:28:46okay it's going to be survival that's what happens when you know that that that's what
00:28:53that's what me encourage i've been there unlike you don't sell me your sob story
00:29:00you'd be sobbing if it was your story call it protecting your children or whatever you like but
00:29:06in the end ultimately it is just bullshit yeah i didn't ask to be put in this position jessica
00:29:12put us all in this position and i'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did what she
00:29:18did she did to
00:29:18us too and i have to deal with this in the best way that i know how tom so you
00:29:26you you're happy with
00:29:30you wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy no but if you're happy to just stand by and watch us lose
00:29:38everything oh tell me it is not that fucking woman again
00:29:49good evening madam
00:29:53is everything all right yes is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right
00:29:58well someone dove 999 from this house they did they did yes oh
00:30:06did you call 999 me yes madam no did someone else call 999
00:30:17i did
00:30:21i thought i saw some kids breaking into the neighbor's car
00:30:27which car was that the blue one there thought you saw or saw no saw definitely saw but you didn't
00:30:38complete the call well they saw me i was looking at them uh and i was on the phone so
00:30:46they ran away
00:30:50they ran away yeah i didn't want to waste your time so i put down the phone never a wasted
00:30:55time
00:30:56calling the police if you witness a crime scene that's what we're here for of course
00:31:01are you sure everything's all right absolutely everything is just great
00:31:08maybe we should take a quick look inside just to make sure everything is all right
00:31:12so maybe just take a little look you want to come in okay yeah thank you okay okay okay
00:31:37having dinner that's right
00:31:45is that a clafooty it is yes
00:31:51you got five places say yes is someone else here there was she wasn't feeling well and she left
00:32:05well looks like everything here's okay
00:32:07uh there is one thing what's that then
00:32:17i'd like to say
00:32:24thank you for taking the trouble no trouble at all madam
00:32:31all right then sorry to have bothered you it's all right
00:32:42that is a lovely looking clafooty made one myself the other day
00:32:49looks like you brown the top off just about perfect
00:33:07i can't help feeling like there's something there's something else that happens if you see
00:33:11any more kids up to no good feel free to give us a call
00:33:19i can't help feeling like there's something you might want to tell me sir
00:33:25no
00:33:28nothing i can pick up
00:33:36all right then good night good night
00:33:49we all just concealed a dead body from the police
00:33:54i'm a member of the
00:33:56fucking bar for fuck's sake calm down don't tell me to calm down okay okay look you realize what
00:34:02happens if this comes out this isn't just some paperwork from the
00:34:04fucking past this will be the end of me the absolute
00:34:09fucking end it won't be the end if we keep our heads and see this through oh great oh fantastic
00:34:15so what all we have to do is carry a dead body across the street put it in the car
00:34:19drive it all
00:34:19the way to her flat get her up the stairs and all without being seen what could possibly go wrong
00:34:23so sorry you're actually going along with this now we have to we're fucked if we don't we haven't done
00:34:29anything
00:34:30we just did no i i wanted to say something and you and you stopped me and you were dragging
00:34:40me
00:34:40across the room by the hand and you hurt my hand it's still hurting oh i'm sorry about your
00:34:45fucking hand no you're not you are not sorry about anything the only thing you care about is your
00:34:50precious career cavorting around the old bailey in a wig what letting rapists roam the streets
00:34:55as long as we're all standing around saying how marvelous you are what the fuck has that got to
00:34:59do with anything if you don't know what it has to do with everything then you're not as clever as
00:35:04you think you are well i wasn't clever enough to anticipate the toxic fucking sanctimony you managed to
00:35:09dish out every day no no i was not that came as a fucking surprise i have to say okay
00:35:13guys for god's
00:35:15sake you try living with god's representative of moral perfection on earth isn't easy for us
00:35:21fucking mourn me you're weak you're just weak you know you are come on run away
00:35:44an hour ago we were just having dinner and now i feel like i've got a
00:35:49fucking gun to my head why we're locked in now how would it be so terrible to just move the
00:35:57body
00:36:01no what would be the harm though really
00:36:07beth will come around she's a reasonable person
00:36:13reasonable start did you not hear what she just said all i care about
00:36:16is my wig do you think i like rapists i fucking hate rapists but what else am i supposed to
00:36:23do
00:36:23i'm good at rapists i love her but she's impossible sometimes
00:36:30never have sex anymore
00:36:33that's marriage though isn't it it just goes away
00:36:38the whole thing's ridiculous we're supposed to mate for life
00:36:42well we only really want to do it for the first couple of years then all we want is to
00:36:46do it with
00:36:46other people i mean his fucking brilliant idea was that
00:36:53jessica was different though she never changed
00:36:58right i'll never make men happy
00:37:01all right mr x mr x well i wouldn't say i made him happy
00:37:04he made me happy he made me happy he's from the book do we know him she went to town
00:37:08she never stopped living she didn't
00:37:17what if we just went off
00:37:21what somewhere like morgo or brazil together
00:37:31we should get back to them we need to we need to decide what we're going to do together
00:37:37just that just leave them for a bit sarah and beth they love each other they're working out
00:37:50i'm sorry i'm so sorry it's okay i'll clear it up no no i'll clear it up can i help
00:37:57no
00:37:57fuck off i'm still angry with you
00:38:00i'm so sorry
00:38:06it's fine will you
00:38:28hello oh hello you what
00:38:35uh now as in tonight no it's just that uh
00:38:42i the thing is this is the only night
00:38:48okay okay
00:38:51what it's the estate agent the buyer wants to come over she wants to show her husband the house
00:38:57now they said 10 minutes what that's that's ridiculous he spends most of his
00:39:03time abroad i know he was letting her pick out the house now suddenly he wants to see it
00:39:08this is the only night that he can do it until he flies out again he can't just announce he's
00:39:14turning up in the middle of the night that's unreasonable he's rich rich people are unreasonable
00:39:19we can't say no what about um we'll have to move her no way it's what we were going to
00:39:29do anyway i am having no part in this
00:39:43it's fine
00:39:46okay
00:39:47Okay.
00:39:57All right, give me your hand.
00:39:58Here.
00:40:00I'm sorry. I don't think I can.
00:40:02What? I can't. I can't touch her.
00:40:06Really?
00:40:08What do you mean, really? I can't, okay?
00:40:11What does that mean? I'm not a real man or something?
00:40:13Give it to him for fuck's sake.
00:40:16What?
00:40:19What?
00:40:20Careful, careful, careful, careful.
00:40:24Come on.
00:40:27Tell your lady, stupid, you fucking do.
00:40:34Fuck!
00:40:36Shh, shh, shh.
00:40:47Upstairs.
00:40:48Up...where?
00:40:49Somewhere.
00:40:50Fuck.
00:40:51That was not ten minutes.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54In there.
00:40:55Open the door.
00:40:56Richard.
00:40:58Fuck.
00:41:02Is this one of the toys?
00:41:05She's slipping.
00:41:05She's slipping.
00:41:06Pop out.
00:41:07There we are, that's it, it's okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:41:15What if they want to look?
00:41:16They won't want to look in there, it's just a toilet.
00:41:35Hi.
00:41:36Sorry.
00:41:37Husband and sister, take a look.
00:41:39Kind of a tricky type, but I think this will nail it.
00:41:40Oh, okay.
00:41:41Wait for five minutes, in and out.
00:41:43Hi, I'm so sorry about this.
00:41:45No, no, it's fine.
00:41:46I hope we're not disturbing you.
00:41:47No, not at all.
00:41:49It's just, Klaus is in town, he's always away, and since he's here...
00:41:53just wanted to see what I'm buying.
00:41:55Of course.
00:41:55Come in.
00:41:56Oh.
00:41:57You remember my husband, Tom?
00:41:59Yes.
00:41:59It's Helen.
00:42:01Helen.
00:42:01Oh, yeah.
00:42:02Helen, Helen, Helen, Helen, isn't it?
00:42:04Helen.
00:42:04Helen.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:08I'm so sorry you're having dinner.
00:42:10That is what people do at dinner time.
00:42:15We had pretty much finished.
00:42:16Yes, we finished.
00:42:18Is that Clifudi?
00:42:20Yes, it's actually a specialty of mine.
00:42:23How funny, I love Clifudi.
00:42:25Oh, help yourself.
00:42:28Oh, I'm on a diet.
00:42:30So, this is the kitchen.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:33You know, I love what you've done with this.
00:42:36Is that Friedrichsen?
00:42:38Yes, that adds serious value to a kitchen.
00:42:41What do you think, honey?
00:42:43That's nice.
00:42:49Yes?
00:42:50When?
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:52I didn't see it.
00:42:54Talk to Becker.
00:42:54Don't talk to Petersen.
00:42:56I told you, I don't want them to do anything until the lawyers have seen it.
00:43:00Okay?
00:43:02Sorry.
00:43:03Hmm.
00:43:04Maybe if we take a look at the rest.
00:43:06Yes, sure.
00:43:07Here.
00:43:08Follow me.
00:43:13Come here.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:25I just love these old fireplaces.
00:43:27People used to rip them out.
00:43:29Now they pay thousands to put them back in.
00:43:30Okay.
00:43:39Okay.
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:51It's a nice house.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:22When did you buy?
00:44:23What loan are you in?
00:44:25I do consulting.
00:44:28Consulting for what exactly?
00:44:30For the energy industry.
00:44:33Oh, you're a lobbyist for oil companies.
00:44:36Gas companies too.
00:44:39It's a nice way to make a living.
00:44:41It's a good living.
00:44:42Well, that depends on your definition of good, doesn't it?
00:44:46You think you don't make compromises?
00:44:47Yes.
00:44:51Well, at least I'm well paid for it.
00:44:57Good.
00:44:57Good.
00:44:57I think we've seen everything.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:08We didn't look in there.
00:45:10Oh.
00:45:11That's just the toilet.
00:45:13Burrowing.
00:45:13You're not going to show us?
00:45:15What?
00:45:16The toilet.
00:45:17You want to see the toilet?
00:45:19You showed us your other toilets.
00:45:20Did we?
00:45:21Yes, you did.
00:45:22Or is there something in there you don't want us to see?
00:45:29No.
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35What?
00:45:38Bleib mal dran, I can't understand.
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah, now it's better.
00:45:42So, now I hear you.
00:45:44You know, I'm not sure you're feeling the garden at night time.
00:45:47I guess the light really sets off the landscaping.
00:45:51So, hey, if there is all tossed in limestone.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:45:57We've got to move the party.
00:45:59Yeah.
00:45:59Yeah, you have to pass.
00:46:00We've come.
00:46:01Now.
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:03Now.
00:46:03Yeah, today night.
00:46:04Today night, goodbye, and then tomorrow with the glass.
00:46:06Lunch.
00:46:08Maybe dinner.
00:46:09Yeah.
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:10Yeah, today night.
00:46:11Today night.
00:46:13Lunch.
00:46:15Maybe dinner?
00:46:16Yeah.
00:46:16You know what you mean.
00:46:17No.
00:46:18I don't know.
00:46:19I don't know.
00:46:21I don't know.
00:46:21He knows all about everything.
00:46:23And not Peterson.
00:46:24Okay.
00:46:24Come on.
00:46:25Fuck.
00:46:26He's just so uninformated.
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:30No.
00:46:31Sometimes.
00:46:32Sometimes.
00:46:33Yeah.
00:46:34Come on.
00:46:35Come on.
00:46:36Come on.
00:46:37Come on.
00:46:37Come on.
00:46:39My legs down on the floor.
00:46:41Get the fuck out of the way.
00:46:42Now get out of the way.
00:46:43Oh.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:46Oh.
00:46:46Oh.
00:46:46Oh.
00:46:47Oh.
00:46:49Come on.
00:46:56Do you have a phone call?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:26So we have three wonderful primary schools in the area.
00:47:29Oh, I can imagine.
00:47:31It must have been terrific for the children.
00:47:32Oh, yes, yes.
00:47:33You know, Klaus and I were planning to have children at some point
00:47:36when he spends more time in London, aren't we, honey?
00:47:40Of course we are.
00:47:41Well, I think I've seen all I needed to see.
00:47:44Great, great.
00:47:46We're all set then?
00:47:48Yeah, obviously we'll be in touch.
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:51Thank you so much.
00:47:53Good night.
00:48:00What the fuck do you think you were doing back there?
00:48:03You work for evil oil companies.
00:48:05You're one of Satan's minions.
00:48:07Yeah, I hate people.
00:48:09Shh.
00:48:09Fine.
00:48:10But is it strictly necessary to fuck up our sail just so you get to express yourself?
00:48:15Oh, your sail.
00:48:16Your sail.
00:48:16Your sail.
00:48:17All you think about is this.
00:48:18Your elephant's breath countertops and your Friedrichson oven and your lamb from Hapstead Organics.
00:48:24Oh, you go there too.
00:48:25Whatever.
00:48:26The truth is you don't give a shit about our friend Jessica who you drag up and down stairs like
00:48:31an old mattress.
00:48:32To be honest, I don't know why you're taking her side over us.
00:48:35Someone has to.
00:48:36Do they?
00:48:37What if it was her in our position?
00:48:39Do you think she'd put us before herself?
00:49:09No.
00:49:10I never asked you to.
00:49:11You were having a breakdown.
00:49:12What else was I supposed to do?
00:49:14You always resented her.
00:49:16Her looks and her charm.
00:49:18And you worshipped her.
00:49:19I don't know which of us was more pathetic.
00:49:21Maybe I was pathetic.
00:49:23But at least I'm trying to be a good person.
00:49:25Good person.
00:49:26You know what a good person does.
00:49:27They don't go on and on about being a good person.
00:49:29They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else.
00:49:32They don't get off on feeling morally fucking superior.
00:49:35But it's not fair.
00:49:36Isn't it?
00:49:36Your own husband can't take it anymore.
00:49:38Whoa, wait a minute.
00:49:40What did you call it earlier?
00:49:42Toxic sanctimony.
00:49:43That was in the heat of the moment.
00:49:44Yeah, but you meant it, didn't you?
00:49:46You know what?
00:49:48Fuck all three of you.
00:49:50Fair.
00:49:50No, don't bet me.
00:49:52If you think I'm so sanctimonious, that is exactly what I'm going to be.
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:56Calling the police.
00:50:00Fight!
00:50:06No, no, that was my vote.
00:50:07What are you doing?
00:50:09You have lost it.
00:50:12No, no.
00:50:13There.
00:50:13Tom, I want to leave.
00:50:15Richard!
00:50:16Bet.
00:50:17Please, come on, be reasonable.
00:50:19Reasonable?
00:50:19I am the only person trying to do the right thing.
00:50:22I'm okay.
00:50:22Let me go.
00:50:23Let me pass and walk together.
00:50:25Where the fuck have you been?
00:50:26Get off me.
00:50:27Let go.
00:50:28Why did you not do my course?
00:50:30Don't touch me.
00:50:30Let me go.
00:50:31Richard, it's over.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:33Let's go.
00:50:34Can you let go, please?
00:50:35Let go and let go.
00:50:36I'm Mr. X.
00:50:48I'm Mr. X.
00:50:50Who?
00:50:52From...
00:50:52From Jessica's book.
00:50:56That Mr. X?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58When?
00:50:58What?
00:50:59When did it start?
00:51:00I don't know.
00:51:01A couple of years ago.
00:51:02When?
00:51:02I was on and off about two years ago.
00:51:06Till now?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07No, we stopped it.
00:51:08Did you love her?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10It was just...
00:51:11Sex?
00:51:13It was a mistake.
00:51:15So you just told me this because you thought it would make me hate Jessica and then I wouldn't
00:51:19go to the police?
00:51:19You were going to have me disbarred.
00:51:21What was I supposed to do?
00:51:22You didn't care if I'd hate you too.
00:51:24I don't.
00:51:24Neither of you care.
00:51:25I do.
00:51:25I love you.
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:26I want a divorce.
00:51:31You better hang on to that job of yours because you're going to be paying me a fuckload
00:51:34of alimony for the rest of your life.
00:51:38Right.
00:51:39Let's get this fucking thing done.
00:52:12In the back or the boot?
00:52:14What?
00:52:15Where are we putting her?
00:52:17We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car.
00:52:21What if we wrapped her in a rug?
00:52:24Making someone from the spare room?
00:52:27When we get there, four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of
00:52:32the night.
00:52:32What we need to do is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home.
00:52:37God knows I've done that enough times.
00:52:39What about her face?
00:52:42Look at that.
00:52:45What if we just push her tongue in?
00:52:50Just a minute.
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:54What about this?
00:52:55That's mine.
00:52:56Why are you at 15?
00:52:58But I use it for my high intensity intervals.
00:53:01Right.
00:53:03When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face.
00:53:28What if you are still doing?
00:53:33All right, I'll get you in here, get home.
00:53:38Hello again.
00:53:39Hello.
00:53:40You all going out?
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:43Is that Jessica in there?
00:53:44No, she went earlier.
00:53:46She did?
00:53:47Yes.
00:53:48I don't believe you.
00:53:49That's her in there, isn't it?
00:53:51Why is she wearing a hoodie?
00:53:54Well, I told you she doesn't like to meet fans.
00:53:56I just want to tell her I love her book.
00:53:59There's not much to ask.
00:54:01It's just how she feels about it.
00:54:03Well, it's rude.
00:54:05That's what it is.
00:54:07You're rude.
00:54:08You're a bad person.
00:54:11And your book wasn't even that good.
00:54:14Cunt.
00:54:16You're a bad person.
00:54:27You're a bad person.
00:54:46Oh, fuck.
00:54:46Do you see that guy?
00:54:47What guy?
00:54:48I think he just looks straight in the car.
00:54:50Could you lift her head up?
00:54:55No, that's worse.
00:54:57Maybe.
00:54:58Or can you get her to lean up against one of you?
00:55:02No, not me.
00:55:03She's your girlfriend.
00:55:14Okay, let's leave it up.
00:55:22Fuck.
00:55:24Don't look.
00:55:25I don't mind looking.
00:55:28Don't be too obvious about not looking.
00:55:30It's the kind of thing they pick up on.
00:55:32Do you want me to look at them or not look at them?
00:55:35Look at me.
00:55:36Look at me like I'm talking to you.
00:55:38You are talking to me.
00:55:41They're still looking.
00:55:43Well, this is nice.
00:56:07It's just up here on the right.
00:56:09Having a party?
00:56:11I'm in trendy fucking cups.
00:56:13Oh, fuck.
00:56:15Jesus.
00:56:16Pull in on the gate.
00:56:17Pull in on the gate.
00:56:30Now what?
00:56:31We'll just have to wait.
00:56:33I don't know.
00:56:35As long as it takes.
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:08I don't know.
00:57:15Mike, tell me they're still out there.
00:57:17Yes.
00:57:21How long's it been?
00:57:23At least an hour.
00:57:25I thought they'd call it a night, wouldn't you?
00:57:27Maybe they're having fun.
00:57:30How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake?
00:57:32I don't know, maybe they're just having a normal evening.
00:57:35There's still this thing out there called normal.
00:57:38But people get to be if they're not us.
00:57:45Hey, come on, baby.
00:57:47Nobody move.
00:57:49Oh, my God.
00:57:54Oh, my God.
00:57:56Oh, my God.
00:57:58Oh, my God.
00:58:04Oh, my God.
00:58:08Oh, my God.
00:58:10Oh, my God.
00:58:11Oh, my God.
00:58:11It's all right.
00:58:11No, you don't do that.
00:58:13Oh, my God.
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:23Richard, excuse me.
00:58:24Could you do your fucking or someone else's fucking car, please?
00:58:27Go on, fuck off!
00:58:31Jeez.
00:58:33Right, can we just do this now?
00:58:52Let's go.
00:59:13Let's go.
00:59:14There's one on the right.
00:59:16Fuck it.
00:59:17Fuck it.
00:59:18Hey.
00:59:22No, no, what's on it?
00:59:23What the fuck?
00:59:26Come on!
00:59:30It's not that way, it's the square one.
00:59:33How many times have you been here?
00:59:34Oh, five.
00:59:35Give me ten.
00:59:37Fucking arse.
00:59:47Ow!
00:59:49Sorry.
00:59:51Come on, we're going to be late.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53How many times have you been here?
00:59:55Oh, fuck.
00:59:58Oh, fuck!
00:59:59Oh.
01:00:02That's over.
01:00:03Go to my back.
01:00:05Dinner!
01:00:06Here, here, here.
01:00:08Fucking hell.
01:00:16We need to find secure suspension point.
01:00:19What about that?
01:00:21Yeah, that'll do it.
01:00:22And what are we gonna use?
01:00:26To hang her.
01:00:38Um, Sarah, make sure you put it in the same groove.
01:00:46You know what I mean.
01:01:04Richard.
01:01:05I don't...
01:01:10Are you okay?
01:01:11I don't think...
01:01:13I think I can handle it.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:23Got it?
01:01:24Hold on.
01:01:25I'm tired.
01:01:26Okay.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:34Okay.
01:01:38Okay.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:57Hey.
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:02Hey.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:03See you, you need to get it.
01:02:16Hey, it's okay.
01:02:35Why did she do it?
01:02:38Why now?
01:02:41She seemed happy tonight.
01:02:47She's a great liar.
01:02:51She once told me she envied us.
01:02:54She said we had a place in this world and she didn't.
01:03:02I hear your book's doing really well.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:04At least all that coping sex was good for some things.
01:03:09You've all got your there goes Jessica faces on.
01:03:16Why didn't she talk to us?
01:03:21We were supposed to be her friends.
01:03:24You don't want to talk.
01:03:27She made her mind up.
01:03:53Shall we drop you off?
01:03:56I need a drink.
01:03:58No.
01:04:02No.
01:04:04No.
01:04:39What if we just went off? Together?
01:04:42What? Just leave?
01:04:47Why not live?
01:04:51Does anyone...
01:05:04What's this?
01:05:16It's from Jessica.
01:05:21What did she say?
01:05:25If you're reading this story about the trouble, I'm always causing trouble.
01:05:31I thought the book was going to change everything.
01:05:34In fact, it's made me realize nothing changes.
01:05:37As long as I can remember, I've been a ball bearing rolling around in a hot pan trying
01:05:41to get out, but I could never get out.
01:05:44And now I have to.
01:05:46It's funny, it doesn't go with the fear of dying, but the truth is I'm more frightened
01:05:51of living.
01:05:53Sorry to dump this on you, but I couldn't do it on my own, and you are, after all, my
01:05:58oldest friend.
01:06:00LOL.
01:06:02I know it's going to be a kind of bitch to deal with, but I'm sure you won't let it
01:06:06spoil your evening.
01:06:09I love you.
01:06:10Goodbye.
01:06:29She came here to do it.
01:06:33She planned it.
01:06:36We're going to have to live with this forever.
01:06:39She's cursed us.
01:06:43We've cursed ourselves.
01:06:53You should probably go.
01:06:55We're not going anywhere.
01:06:57As far as I'm concerned, you live somewhere else now.
01:07:01Where am I supposed to...
01:07:02I don't care.
01:07:07Fine.
01:07:13I'll see you out.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:15I'm calling the police.
01:07:17What?
01:07:21I'm going to tell them.
01:07:23Tell them what?
01:07:25What happened tonight?
01:07:27What we did.
01:07:29Okay.
01:07:31Why?
01:07:33Look.
01:07:33You're upset.
01:07:35Obviously.
01:07:36We all are.
01:07:37You know?
01:07:37It's been an upsetting evening.
01:07:40Sarah.
01:07:44You can't call the police.
01:07:47Why not?
01:07:48Because it affects all of us.
01:07:51Sarah.
01:07:53Do you want to tell us what's going on?
01:07:56Nothing's going on.
01:07:57I'm just going to tell the police what we did.
01:07:59This is nuts.
01:08:00You asked us to help you.
01:08:04You shouldn't have agreed.
01:08:07You blackmailed us.
01:08:09Yes, I did.
01:08:11Look, maybe this is a good time to talk about Ben and Sophie.
01:08:16How does this help them?
01:08:18It doesn't.
01:08:19Tom, no.
01:08:20This is nuts.
01:08:21Do something.
01:08:22What do you want me to do?
01:08:23Oh, fuck.
01:08:25This isn't fair.
01:08:27I have done fucking nothing to deserve the shit that I've got this evening.
01:08:32Calm down.
01:08:33You fucking calmed down.
01:08:35I've been the only rational one this entire fucking evening.
01:08:37And this is the thanks I get.
01:08:39You know what?
01:08:40Fuck this.
01:08:41Fuck you.
01:08:41Fuck the Lord.
01:08:42Richard, if you don't kick your ass.
01:08:44Oh, what?
01:08:45How exactly are you going to impose your will on this cluster?
01:08:53What are you doing for?
01:08:54It just felt like the right thing to do.
01:08:56That help wasn't even ready for it.
01:08:57I'm sorry.
01:08:58Well, I'm going to have to hit you now.
01:09:00What?
01:09:00Well, no, it's only fair.
01:09:01Oh, that's ridiculous.
01:09:02Don't take my gun.
01:09:03That's right.
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:22Oh, hi.
01:09:23Sorry to bother you so late, but I'd like to conclude our business now.
01:09:28Now?
01:09:29Why not now?
01:09:30Let him in.
01:09:32Okay, come in.
01:09:41Hello.
01:09:55Hello, I'm going to go to Dubai in two hours, so I'd like to finalize our business now.
01:10:07I had our lawyer sent her with the final contracts.
01:10:09Do you have a copy of yours?
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Hold on.
01:10:31Right over here.
01:10:50Shall we?
01:10:51Okay.
01:10:53You should know something.
01:10:56Earlier this evening, our friend killed herself in the garden.
01:11:01We moved her body back to her place, so you wouldn't not buy our house.
01:11:19I knew something strange was going on here.
01:11:29That was bold.
01:11:36Look at them.
01:11:38They're terrified.
01:11:44And now you don't want me to buy a house, is that right?
01:11:48You want to go to jail?
01:11:53That's interesting.
01:11:55I wonder what I should do.
01:12:01Your friend here.
01:12:05She thinks I'm a bad person.
01:12:08I work for evil oil companies.
01:12:12No, I...
01:12:14I...
01:12:14I...
01:12:15I didn't mean...
01:12:15Yes, you did.
01:12:18Let's see.
01:12:20What would an evil man do here?
01:12:24Properly call the police.
01:12:39I don't think you're such an evil guy.
01:12:46I bet sometimes you're even a nice guy.
01:12:52Life is short.
01:12:54Why not be nice?
01:12:58Sometimes it's nice to be the nice guy.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:04You're right.
01:13:06Sometimes, as you say, it's nice to be the nice guy.
01:13:15Unfortunately, I'm not the nice guy.
01:13:18I'm not the nice guy.
01:13:24But you know what?
01:13:27I think my wife would prefer not to know about all this.
01:13:30So, let's go on.
01:13:34I'm still calling the police.
01:13:38Seriously?
01:13:39He was being nice!
01:13:41No, it's Sarah.
01:13:43Sarah, just a moment.
01:13:46Okay?
01:13:46No.
01:13:47Don't fucking believe it.
01:13:50So, now you're having a crisis of conscience.
01:13:53And yet, when I want to have a crisis of conscience,
01:13:55everyone told me to fucking suck it up!
01:13:58I'm not gonna suck it up!
01:14:01Don't you dare fool the police!
01:14:04Shut up!
01:14:05Sarah.
01:14:06Let me go.
01:14:07Stop.
01:14:07Let me go!
01:14:08Let me go!
01:14:09What is the matter with all of you?
01:14:14Don't you understand?
01:14:16We can't take back what we did.
01:14:18We can't, please.
01:14:20We're given!
01:14:26Fuck.
01:14:32Oh.
01:14:33You all right, sir?
01:14:34I'm fine.
01:14:35You sure, sir?
01:14:37I think we better come in.
01:14:55What's been going on here, then?
01:14:56Um, yeah, we've been, um...
01:14:59Playing a game.
01:15:00What sort of a game?
01:15:03Drister?
01:15:04I'll tell you exactly what's been going on.
01:15:08No, I'll tell you.
01:15:11I'm Mr. X.
01:15:13What?
01:15:14What do you mean, you're Mr. X?
01:15:17I'm Mr. X.
01:15:18No, I'm afraid it's me.
01:15:21No, there's nothing in the book to suggest that you're Mr. X.
01:15:24Nothing in the book to suggest that you're Mr. X, either.
01:15:27Who is Mr. X?
01:15:28It's me.
01:15:28What exactly makes you think that you're Mr. X?
01:15:32I mean...
01:15:35Because Jessica told me.
01:15:38So you're Mr. X.
01:15:40What?
01:15:43All those years flirting with you in front of me.
01:15:46Because you were fucking her.
01:15:47I wasn't fucking her.
01:15:48And you just said you were...
01:15:50It was one night after our last finals exam.
01:15:54Before we got together.
01:15:56How can I believe anything you say?
01:15:58You even lied about reading her fucking book.
01:16:01I didn't want you to get upset.
01:16:03I'm sorry.
01:16:04I'm sorry.
01:16:06Don't you ever get tired of saying I'm sorry?
01:16:08Yes, I do, actually.
01:16:09How about not fucking everything up all the time?
01:16:13Well, how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity?
01:16:18How about accepting me for who I am?
01:16:20How can I...
01:16:21When you've been in love with someone else for the last 20 years.
01:16:25I've been in love with you, you idiot.
01:16:30I didn't choose her.
01:16:33I chose you.
01:16:38Right, then.
01:16:40Is that everything?
01:16:45Yes.
01:16:47Ordinarily, we'd need to make a report.
01:16:49Or we could let the matter go.
01:16:52If I could have a little try of that clafootie.
01:16:55Of course.
01:17:17Terry, you've got to try some of this.
01:17:29Oh, fuck me.
01:17:30That is good.
01:17:32Well, we're probably done here.
01:17:34Yeah.
01:17:40We're all open-minded these days, sir.
01:17:42Right.
01:17:42But maybe keep it nice and chill, eh?
01:17:45I'll keep that in mind.
01:18:06That was interesting.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:10Should we conclude our business now?
01:18:52I assume there are no more deaf people I need to know about.
01:19:18Are you okay?
01:19:28How about you?
01:19:31Oh, it was great.
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:35Preparing to spend a lifetime.
01:19:39Paying off anonymity by defending fucking rapists.
01:19:41Yeah.
01:19:43I don't know.
01:19:54I don't know.
01:19:55Hey!
01:19:59I thought you wanted a divorce.
01:20:01Who wants a divorce?
01:20:04What am I supposed to do with a divorce?
01:20:09I want to punish you.
01:20:12You don't understand?
01:20:13No, you don't understand.
01:20:16But you will.
01:20:23Richard and I are going home now.
01:20:31I should never have brought her over.
01:20:34It's okay.
01:20:40If I hadn't, we'd still be who we used to be.
01:20:44Mm-hmm.
01:20:45Oh, my God.
01:21:27Oh, my God.
01:21:56Oh, my God.
01:21:59Oh, my God.
01:22:02Oh, my God.
01:22:06Sarah, I...
01:22:08kids.
01:22:13Oh, my God.
01:22:16Almost had it, didn't I?
01:22:21It would have been fun, wouldn't it?
01:22:23You know, I'm starving.
01:22:31Oh, my God.
01:22:36Oh, my God.
01:22:42Oh, my God.
01:22:43Oh, my God.
01:22:44Hey.
01:22:49I, uh, decided to come home.
01:22:52Something happened?
01:22:53No, I just felt like being here tonight.
01:22:56Oh.
01:22:57Okay, I'm going to bed.
01:22:59Good night to meet you.
01:23:00Good night.
01:23:16Mmm.
01:23:24Jessica was right.
01:23:27We are lucky.
01:23:30We're so lucky.
01:23:46Thank you so much.
01:23:47I...
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