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00:00:06Uh-huh.
00:00:09Okay.
00:00:13That's great.
00:00:16I think they've accepted the price.
00:00:22You think we can still exchange on Thursday?
00:00:26That's great.
00:00:27Listen, I just need to take another call.
00:00:31I'll talk soon. Bye.
00:00:33Hey.
00:00:35What, you bringing who?
00:00:39Okay.
00:00:40No, it's...
00:00:42It's fine.
00:00:43It is fine.
00:00:46It is...
00:00:47Oh, shit.
00:00:48No, of course. Fine.
00:00:50Hey, I'm saying it's fine. That's how you know it's fine.
00:00:54Well, there's plenty of food, so I'll see you soon.
00:00:58Okay, bye.
00:00:59Bye.
00:01:03Hey, they're bringing Jessica.
00:01:06Oh, God.
00:01:08Why are they bringing Jessica?
00:01:10Why not bring Jessica?
00:01:12She always flirts with you.
00:01:13She flirts with everyone.
00:01:14Oh, fine, then we can all flirt with Little Miss, aren't I? Fascinating.
00:01:18You know, she just wrote this bestseller.
00:01:20Four hundred pages of confession porn, I know.
00:01:23And now she's coming over, and it's going to be...
00:01:25Oh, hi, Jessica. Sorry, I haven't read your book.
00:01:29It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:36It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:57I know.
00:01:59Oh, I know.
00:02:00Oh, I know.
00:02:01Oh, I know.
00:02:01Oh, hi, Sarah.
00:02:03Oh, hi, Sarah.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:03You look gorgeous.
00:02:05Crashing your party.
00:02:06You don't mind, dear.
00:02:07Hi, mate.
00:02:08Hey.
00:02:10Smells promising.
00:02:10Hi, Tom.
00:02:11Hey, Jessica.
00:02:13I was hoping you'd make the clafootie.
00:02:15Have you tried Tom's clafootie?
00:02:16No.
00:02:17I've never tried Tom's clafootie, you know.
00:02:19All you should do is just make clafootie for the rest of your life.
00:02:21Seriously, you haven't lived until you've tried this clafootie.
00:02:24Okay, okay.
00:02:26I made the clafootie.
00:02:28Yay!
00:02:28Oh, I can see the...
00:02:29Hmm.
00:02:30Well, this is going to be an occasion.
00:02:31Don't forget a night with Tom's clafootie.
00:02:33How are the kids?
00:02:34Ben has become a born-again Christian.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Yeah, he says he needs faith in his life.
00:02:40Oh.
00:02:40Last night before dinner, he tried to make us hold hands and pray.
00:02:44Hopefully he'll just get bored and become an anarchist or something.
00:02:48Well, Poppy just came out.
00:02:50Really?
00:02:50At least you don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.
00:02:53Here we are.
00:02:54I hear your book's doing well.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57I haven't read it yet.
00:02:58Oh, that's okay.
00:02:59I've read it.
00:03:00Brilliant.
00:03:01Well, what's it about?
00:03:02It's a kind of memoir of my misspent life.
00:03:06Reviews have been amazing.
00:03:07You should read it.
00:03:08Absolutely, I will read it.
00:03:10You know, I've never actually been to your house before.
00:03:13You haven't?
00:03:13No, I haven't.
00:03:14You've never invited me.
00:03:16Oh, well.
00:03:16Why don't you show me around?
00:03:20They shouldn't.
00:03:22Here.
00:03:24It's sort of third.
00:03:29Everyone is reading your book.
00:03:30I'm not your wife.
00:03:32I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica.
00:03:34She was tagging along and then before I knew it.
00:03:36No, it's fine.
00:03:38No, it isn't fine.
00:03:39I can see it isn't.
00:03:43What's up there?
00:03:43That's my office.
00:03:50What's this then?
00:03:51Just a project I've been working on.
00:03:53All those sharp edges.
00:03:55Are people supposed to live in it?
00:03:56Hopefully.
00:04:00What?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:02Ah, that.
00:04:05Never forgotten that night.
00:04:08Do you ever think about it?
00:04:21I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project.
00:04:24Hmm.
00:04:25The food's burning.
00:04:26You might want to get back to it before dinner's ruined.
00:04:28I hate it.
00:04:37Wait, wait.
00:04:39How many women?
00:04:39Seven.
00:04:40Jesus.
00:04:41Doesn't it bother you defending someone like that?
00:04:44Well, I'm just going to defend him.
00:04:45Yeah, I just don't know why it has to be you.
00:04:47Do we have to have this argument again?
00:04:48Well, if you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I have to every day, you simply wouldn't do
00:04:53it.
00:04:53And if I didn't, you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle that you do.
00:04:56Not a domestic violence councillor's salary.
00:04:58Well, I just don't know why you have to do so many rape cases.
00:05:01Actually, what I really like to do is get out of rape, back into murder.
00:05:04You know, the thing about rapists, is they're all assholes.
00:05:10No kidding.
00:05:11Murderers aren't assholes.
00:05:12Well, you know, it's the type of asshole.
00:05:15Plus, I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims.
00:05:18It's impossible not to look like a cunt.
00:05:20I defy anyone to cross-examine a rape victim and not look like a cunt.
00:05:24My husband the cunt, everyone.
00:05:26Well, it's not easy being a cunt.
00:05:27You have no idea.
00:05:29I was raped once.
00:05:31What?
00:05:33When?
00:05:34Oh, that was years ago.
00:05:36Straight after college.
00:05:38Why did you never tell me?
00:05:41I didn't tell Aaron.
00:05:44I suppose I just thought he'd get some clever lawyer and I'd get humiliated in court and he'd get off
00:05:51anyway.
00:05:54Well, I know I really do feel like you can't.
00:05:57Well, now you see what you really are.
00:05:59Well, truth hurts, doesn't it?
00:06:15What?
00:06:17You weren't raped, were you?
00:06:19I'm just fucking with you.
00:06:21I'm just fucking with you.
00:06:23I can't believe you just made a joke about being rich.
00:06:25Well, you all didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it.
00:06:41Sarah, are you all right?
00:06:44I'm sorry.
00:06:47I'm sorry.
00:06:51Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom.
00:06:54I think no one's ever taken him seriously and this is going to change everything.
00:07:01The main investor pulled out, so Tom took out a loan without telling me.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:08Now it's way over budget.
00:07:10He's run out of money and...
00:07:12Oh, shit.
00:07:14So...
00:07:18No!
00:07:21I didn't find out what was going on until I started doing this year's tax returns and,
00:07:25of course, by then it was too fucking late.
00:07:28There we are.
00:07:30It's fine.
00:07:38Yeah, well, everyone settled down and got boring.
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:42Except Jessica, of course.
00:07:44Oh, well.
00:07:44You never got boring.
00:07:46Crazy gets boring after a while.
00:07:47Well, we're all crazy about you.
00:07:49Do you remember that last night after finals?
00:07:52Mm.
00:07:52All you did was talk about buildings and I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me.
00:07:59Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:08:00You just had us all wrapped around your little finger, didn't you?
00:08:03But you married Beth.
00:08:04I did?
00:08:05Yeah, don't you forget it.
00:08:07You two would never have made each other happy.
00:08:09Nah.
00:08:10I'll never make men happy.
00:08:12What about Mr. X?
00:08:13Mr. X?
00:08:14Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.
00:08:16He made me happy.
00:08:17He's from the book.
00:08:19Married man, apparently.
00:08:20Do we know him?
00:08:21She won't tell me.
00:08:23Well, I hope his wife doesn't find out.
00:08:25Well, she won't from me.
00:08:26I'm not gonna burst that bubble.
00:08:27Maybe it's not a bubble.
00:08:28Maybe what it is, is a marriage.
00:08:33Yeah, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it?
00:08:36Well...
00:08:39How about the Clifuti?
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:43Seriously?
00:08:44You have to try this Clifuti.
00:08:45For God's sake, can we stop going on about this fucking Clifuti?
00:08:48Jess, love.
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:50He was just trying to...
00:08:51I know, I'm sorry.
00:08:57So sometimes you get tired of all the bullshit.
00:09:01What bullshit?
00:09:07Why don't we all just...
00:09:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:08I'd just, I'd like to know what bullshit.
00:09:11The roles we've all chosen.
00:09:15Charming amoralist.
00:09:16Poe-faced do-gooder.
00:09:20Pathological dreamer.
00:09:21Grown-up.
00:09:22Fuck-up!
00:09:24Maybe the bullshit who's telling us that our lives are bullshit.
00:09:27I mean, who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit and what isn't?
00:09:30You asked me what I meant.
00:09:31I shouldn't have had to, Jessica.
00:09:33This is my house.
00:09:34You're sitting at my table and I don't need you telling me that my life is bullshit.
00:09:37Fine, fine.
00:09:38I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house and your perfect life and your perfect Clifuti.
00:09:44We should all be so fucking lucky as you.
00:09:46Lucky? Oh, that's a good one.
00:09:51We're having to sell the house.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:58Believe it or not, other people have problems, you know, real problems.
00:10:01Not just about who they're going to flirt with and get high with them.
00:10:06Fuck.
00:10:07It's amazing.
00:10:08You've led this life of zero responsibility and you get a bestseller out of it.
00:10:12You have to sit here and be a total narcissist.
00:10:15And just for one evening, can you just not flirt with my fucking husband?
00:10:20Hey.
00:10:21You're selling the house?
00:10:24Yeah, we have to.
00:10:24What? What happened?
00:10:27Well?
00:10:29We got into trouble.
00:10:32Oh, shit.
00:10:34Can we help?
00:10:35No.
00:10:35No, what? Of course we can.
00:10:37No, it's too much.
00:10:38Nonsense.
00:10:39Well, you helped us when we ran into trouble.
00:10:41I don't know what we'd done if you hadn't.
00:10:42Do you happen to have a spare million?
00:10:45Shit.
00:10:46We'll manage. We have a buyer.
00:10:48As long as we exchange contracts this week, we'll be fine.
00:10:52I'm sorry I went off on her.
00:10:54She always manages to get to me and I don't know why.
00:10:58I should never have brought her.
00:11:00She kind of insisted it was weird.
00:11:02Oh, maybe she's right.
00:11:03Maybe it is all bullshit.
00:11:06I mean, you try to build a life, a home, a future for your kids.
00:11:11What the fuck is wrong with that?
00:11:13And then one day something happens and you wonder if the effort, all the fucking effort that you put into
00:11:19the life that you built, you wonder if someone is just playing a fucking joke on you.
00:11:23You'll bounce back. Of course you'll bounce back.
00:11:26Yes, we'll bounce back. As long as we sell the house.
00:11:29This, you'll sell this house. It's a great fucking house.
00:11:37I'm sorry.
00:11:40It's alright.
00:11:43It's alright, I don't know why it went.
00:11:46It's alright.
00:11:51You probably will want dessert.
00:11:54Well, now that you mention it.
00:11:55Richard!
00:11:56What? I can't help myself. What do you want me to say?
00:11:58Yeah, alright.
00:12:01Probably time for the clafout tea.
00:12:10The clafout tea.
00:12:11Bravo!
00:12:12Oh, it looks fucking amazing.
00:12:17Always looks amazing.
00:12:21Wait a minute. We should get Jessica.
00:12:24Oh, yes. Obviously.
00:12:25Has she gone?
00:12:26I'll get her. Wait a minute.
00:12:27There's always something with Jessica.
00:12:29Well, it was me too.
00:12:31No. No. No, it wasn't.
00:12:34It wasn't you.
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll make it up to her when she comes back.
00:12:45Hurry up!
00:12:47Oh, God!
00:12:49Jessica!
00:12:50Get her down!
00:12:51Get her down!
00:12:52Get her down to cut me down!
00:12:53Help me!
00:12:55Oh, my God!
00:12:57Hold her up!
00:12:58Patricia!
00:13:00Take the weight!
00:13:01Jesus Christ!
00:13:03Fucking you!
00:13:04Get her higher!
00:13:06She's not breathing.
00:13:07Ah!
00:13:08Sarah, break my knife!
00:13:09Sarah, break my knife!
00:13:09I got a cramp!
00:13:10I got a cramp!
00:13:12Quickly!
00:13:16Cut her down!
00:13:17Cut her down!
00:13:18Just cut the skull!
00:13:19Just cut it!
00:13:20Cut it!
00:13:22Get me jumping!
00:13:24Sarah!
00:13:24Get the knife!
00:13:27Fucking hell!
00:13:28Okay, just cut!
00:13:32Oh, my God!
00:13:34Oh, my God!
00:13:35Oh, my God!
00:13:37Oh, my God!
00:13:38Shh!
00:13:38Shh!
00:13:38Shh!
00:13:40Is she...
00:13:42Yes!
00:13:43Oh, Jesus!
00:13:44No!
00:13:45No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:48No!
00:13:50Ah!
00:14:18Oh, my God.
00:14:31I knew something like this was going to happen,
00:14:34but I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it.
00:14:37I mean, her book's doing really well,
00:14:40finally everything's coming together, and then this.
00:14:42I mean, why, why, why would you come to someone's house for dinner
00:14:46and then go into the garden?
00:14:49I mean, how exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense?
00:14:53Huh?
00:15:00Want to get you a drink?
00:15:01No, I don't want a fucking drink.
00:15:03I just want this not to happen.
00:15:08It's my fault.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11No.
00:15:11No.
00:15:12I shouldn't have shouted at her.
00:15:13I overreacted.
00:15:15God, well, you can't blame yourself for this.
00:15:16It's crazy.
00:15:18It's nobody's fault.
00:15:28I guess we better call someone.
00:15:30Who?
00:15:30Who do you call when someone...
00:15:32The police.
00:15:35The police?
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:39And we better call someone.
00:15:41I'll do it.
00:15:45I'll do it.
00:15:45Oh, God.
00:15:49Oh, God.
00:15:51Oh, God.
00:15:52Oh, God.
00:15:56Oh, God.
00:15:58Hello?
00:15:59Wait.
00:16:00What?
00:16:01Put the phone down.
00:16:02Why?
00:16:03Oh, hi.
00:16:04Put the phone down.
00:16:06What did you do that for?
00:16:08Can't call the police.
00:16:09I was calling an ambulance.
00:16:11You can't call an ambulance either.
00:16:12Why not?
00:16:13Think about it.
00:16:16I'm not following you.
00:16:18The buyer.
00:16:19What buyer?
00:16:19Our buyer.
00:16:21The house.
00:16:22What does this have to do with our buyer?
00:16:25Well, when he finds out what has happened, he won't buy the house.
00:16:29Right?
00:16:31We don't know.
00:16:32Well, that's the point.
00:16:35He might not care.
00:16:37He might.
00:16:38He might not.
00:16:39But he might.
00:16:41He might.
00:16:43Fuck.
00:16:45Fuck.
00:16:46What are we?
00:16:46I mean, what?
00:16:48How do we?
00:16:49It's possible he won't mind that someone just hung themselves in his brand new house.
00:16:54He might think it's cool.
00:16:56On the other hand, he might be totally normal.
00:17:00He could very easily be normal.
00:17:05If we don't sell the house this week, we're going to lose everything.
00:17:10Right.
00:17:11But why?
00:17:12Why would the buyer find out?
00:17:14By the time this comes out, it'll all be done.
00:17:16Tom!
00:17:17What?
00:17:18It'll be all over the internet in the morning.
00:17:20Best-selling author commits suicide in Friends Garden.
00:17:23Tragedy of the North London elite.
00:17:25She was a columnist for the Daily Mail.
00:17:27Don't you fucking get it?
00:17:30Fuck.
00:17:32Well, what are we supposed to do?
00:17:34Keep her here until the buyer signs?
00:17:36Do you have any idea how bad a decomposing body smells?
00:17:39And how are we supposed to explain not reporting it?
00:17:42That's a crime.
00:17:43That has to be a crime.
00:17:44That's a bad crime.
00:17:45I know.
00:17:47Well, we're not going to do that.
00:17:49No, we're not going to do that.
00:17:52What?
00:17:53What if she hadn't done it here?
00:17:55She did it here.
00:17:57What if she hadn't?
00:17:58She did it.
00:18:00How is this relevant?
00:18:01Well, what if she'd done it at her place?
00:18:04You can't be serious.
00:18:06Why not?
00:18:09What do you think?
00:18:10Move the body?
00:18:11Yeah.
00:18:12To her place?
00:18:13Mm-hmm.
00:18:13And then what?
00:18:14Work it out.
00:18:16That's insane.
00:18:18It's doable.
00:18:19Doable?
00:18:21Driving to the West End in under two hours on a Friday night.
00:18:24That is doable.
00:18:25This is not doable.
00:18:26Why not?
00:18:26Because it is wrong.
00:18:40We're in this situation because of you.
00:18:43You don't have the luxury of a conscience right now.
00:18:46You want us to lose everything we work for.
00:18:49You want to pull Ben and Sophie out of school.
00:18:52You went to a state school?
00:18:53That was then.
00:18:55If we don't sell, we won't be able to afford a place in a decent catchment area.
00:18:58They'll end up somewhere like Crosley.
00:19:00Fucking Park.
00:19:01They've had three stabbing since Christmas.
00:19:03Park.
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05We'll have to deal with the situation, Tom.
00:19:09What about Beth and Richard?
00:19:11We'll talk to them.
00:19:14They're not going to come home.
00:19:17They're our oldest friends.
00:19:26I can't believe we're even discussing this.
00:19:28Look, you must surely realize that you can't just move a body if it's dead.
00:19:35That would be illegal.
00:19:37I'm wrong.
00:19:37Yes, that too.
00:19:38Wrong.
00:19:38Absolutely.
00:19:39I know.
00:19:41It sounds crazy.
00:19:42No, it is crazy.
00:19:44Look, guys.
00:19:45Come on.
00:19:46Let me ask you something.
00:19:48What would be the harm?
00:19:50What do you mean, what would be the harm?
00:19:51We're talking about Jessica.
00:19:53How can you even ask that?
00:19:55Just tell me.
00:19:56What harm would it do?
00:19:57Um, Jessica just killed herself in your garden.
00:20:00That seems like quite a lot of harm to me.
00:20:02I mean, we should be thinking about her.
00:20:07Can you fucking hear yourself right now?
00:20:09Yeah, um, what I'm saying is, is there's another side to this.
00:20:13There are going to be consequences for Tom and me.
00:20:16There are consequences for everything.
00:20:17And Ben and Sophie.
00:20:19Don't you dare bring them into this.
00:20:20Why not?
00:20:21This is going to affect them.
00:20:22What about Jessica's parents?
00:20:25So are we just going to lie to them now?
00:20:27What difference is it going to make to them whether she did it here or at her place?
00:20:30Well, how would you feel if you were them?
00:20:33How would I feel if I didn't know it had happened?
00:20:35It's lying!
00:20:36It is lying.
00:20:37We're asking you to lie about this so that our lives don't get totally fucked.
00:20:40I can't believe you're asking us to do this.
00:20:46She was our friend.
00:20:47Well, she's more our friend, really.
00:20:49Yeah, she was such a great friend.
00:20:50She decided to kill herself in our garden right when we're trying to sell the house.
00:20:53I mean, who does that?
00:20:54Who goes and kills himself in someone else's garden?
00:20:56Why couldn't she just have killed herself in her own fucking garden?
00:21:00She's never gone.
00:21:02Look, let's just try to be reasonable here.
00:21:04I know this is a tough situation for you guys, but, you know, sometimes life's like that.
00:21:09You just got to take the hit.
00:21:10You know what?
00:21:11You just try taking the hit.
00:21:12No, I wasn't trying to minimize what's at stake for you.
00:21:14No, but you did anyway.
00:21:17Listen, whatever you do next is going to hurt someone.
00:21:22What the fuck is that?
00:21:24It's a fucking cause this time of the night.
00:21:25Right, who does that?
00:21:27That's just not answers at all.
00:21:29Right, if we move the body and someone saw something, we're fucked.
00:21:32Nobody's moving the body.
00:21:34And it's not a body.
00:21:35For fuck's sake, it's Jessica.
00:21:37It's Jessica who just fucked us.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:40Let's just all calm down, right?
00:21:42Let's just see what it is.
00:22:05It's what you mean for next door.
00:22:07Who?
00:22:08What's her name?
00:22:10Miranda.
00:22:11Miranda.
00:22:13Do you think she saw something?
00:22:15It's a bit of a coincidence, her just turning up now.
00:22:17Yeah, who does that?
00:22:19Look, if she saw something, you definitely wouldn't want to move the body.
00:22:22Stop calling her the body!
00:22:25He's right.
00:22:27Let's just see what she wants.
00:22:39Oh, hello.
00:22:39I'm sorry to bother you so late.
00:22:42It's just that I think I saw her Jessica Debbie in your garden.
00:22:48Jessica Debbie?
00:22:49Yes.
00:22:50She wrote this book.
00:22:52Have you read it?
00:22:53No.
00:22:54Oh, it's wonderful.
00:22:56It's so moving.
00:22:57The part where she talks about making friends with her depression.
00:23:03Well, I was hoping she might sign my copy, if she's not too busy.
00:23:13Is she here?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:17Oh, she is here.
00:23:18Wonderful.
00:23:19But she's indisposed.
00:23:22Oh.
00:23:22Well, could you just ask her?
00:23:25It would only take a minute.
00:23:30Could you just wait a moment?
00:23:36She wants Jessica to sign her fucking book.
00:23:39What?
00:23:39Just tell her to fuck off.
00:23:41She won't fuck off.
00:23:42Just tell her.
00:23:43It might look suspicious.
00:23:45Tell Sarah.
00:23:46This is getting ridiculous.
00:23:47Just a minute.
00:23:49What are you?
00:23:52That's her bag.
00:23:53You can't just do rifling from her bag and...
00:23:57Wait.
00:24:06Hi.
00:24:07Hello.
00:24:08I'm sorry to bother you so late.
00:24:10Jessica doesn't want to come out.
00:24:11Oh, she doesn't want.
00:24:12She's shy.
00:24:14Oh.
00:24:15But she'll sign your book.
00:24:16She will?
00:24:18Give it to me.
00:24:20She won't come out?
00:24:22She hates signing books.
00:24:24But I got her to make an exception in your case.
00:24:28Unless you don't want it signed.
00:24:30No.
00:24:30No.
00:24:31I do.
00:24:35Well, okay.
00:24:43No, you can't be about to do what I think you're about to do.
00:24:46Why not?
00:24:49Why not?
00:24:50Yes.
00:24:51No.
00:24:52No, stop.
00:24:53Jessica.
00:24:54Debbie.
00:24:55Just kidding.
00:24:57How does that look?
00:24:59This is insane!
00:25:03Here you are.
00:25:04Oh, thank you.
00:25:05Okay, then.
00:25:07It would have been nice to meet her.
00:25:09No, you wouldn't want to meet her.
00:25:11She hates fans.
00:25:13Really?
00:25:15Yes.
00:25:16You know what these creative types are like.
00:25:18I see.
00:25:18Well, it's a wonderful book.
00:25:20So I hear.
00:25:21You should read it.
00:25:22Yes, I will.
00:25:23Good night, then.
00:25:24Good night.
00:25:25Good night.
00:25:31Have you any idea how crazy what uses it is?
00:25:34Well, we had to get rid of her.
00:25:36But that could be used as evidence.
00:25:37If you go through with it...
00:25:39They're not going through with it.
00:25:40No one is going through with it.
00:25:41I think you two have gone mad.
00:25:43You're asking us to take an enormous risk.
00:25:46I mean, you understand that, right?
00:25:47That's assuming we get caught.
00:25:49If we're smart about it, we won't get caught.
00:25:51You can't rule out getting caught!
00:25:54Yeah, all right, we can't.
00:25:55But we are desperate.
00:25:57We need your help.
00:25:58I understand that, but...
00:25:59You're our oldest friends.
00:26:01Yes.
00:26:02No, we are your oldest friends.
00:26:05And we will do anything we can to help, except...
00:26:08There's no helping us if we don't sell the house.
00:26:10We are going to lose everything.
00:26:12No, you don't know that.
00:26:14We helped you.
00:26:16You said it yourself.
00:26:18You don't know what you would have done if we hadn't.
00:26:20You did, but I helped you after that.
00:26:22You know, when you needed those documents countersigned for the Merrow Street project?
00:26:26No, I had to be a little bit naughty on that one.
00:26:28Yes, but this is different.
00:26:30You're fucking right, it's different.
00:26:31Look, we want to help you.
00:26:33You know we do.
00:26:34We do.
00:26:35But with this, we can't.
00:26:36It's not reasonable.
00:26:39So that's it, then.
00:26:40I...
00:26:42I am sorry.
00:26:50I remember Merrow Street.
00:26:54You did take a risk for us, then.
00:26:56You said you'd get disbarred if anyone found out.
00:27:00We were all younger, then.
00:27:01We were.
00:27:03It's funny how that became a badge of our friendship.
00:27:07Of course, it never would have come up if Tom hadn't been so useless at paperwork.
00:27:11Well, he is pretty bloody useless.
00:27:12Of course, when I have to do the taxes for Tom's company, he just hands everything over to me.
00:27:16I have to sort it all out.
00:27:19Because he's so useless at paperwork, because he just hands everything over to me, that's how I know that I'll
00:27:25still have it all.
00:27:27I mean, my files.
00:27:28That naughty thing you did.
00:27:30Sarah, what are you doing?
00:27:31And if that file just happened to find its way to the bar council, then that might be a hit
00:27:36you have to take.
00:27:38Sarah, you can't be serious.
00:27:40Richard is our friend.
00:27:41Yes, yes.
00:27:42We're all friends here, aren't we?
00:27:45You fucking bitch.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:47Wait, just wait a minute.
00:27:49No, don't tell me to wait a minute.
00:27:50Your wife just tried to blackmail us.
00:27:53Sarah.
00:27:55You didn't mean what you just said.
00:27:59I mean, what kind of people are we?
00:28:01Well, I don't know about you, Tom, but I'm the kind of person that wants to protect my family.
00:28:06I mean, we can all stand around here and talk about what nice, reasonable people we are.
00:28:10God, I'd love to call the police so that I don't have to look at my oldest friends hating me.
00:28:13I'll have my husband wonder who he's been married to all these years.
00:28:17But I know that if I do that, look, what do you think happens when you lose everything?
00:28:39Do you think someone's just going to give Tom another job?
00:28:41Do you think someone's just going to give us another fucking mortgage?
00:28:47It's going to be survival.
00:28:48That's what happens when, you know, that's what, that's what we encourage.
00:28:55I've been there, unlike you.
00:28:57Don't sell me your sob story.
00:29:01You'd be sobbing if it was your story.
00:29:03Call it protecting your children or whatever you like, but in the end, ultimately, it is just bullshit.
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't ask to be put in this position.
00:29:12Jessica put us all in this position, and I'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did.
00:29:17What she did, she did to us too, and I have to deal with this in the best way that
00:29:22I know how.
00:29:25Tom, so you, you, you're happy with this, aren't you?
00:29:30I wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy, no?
00:29:35But if you're happy to just stand by and watch us lose everything...
00:29:41Oh, tell me it is not that fucking woman again!
00:29:49Good evening, madam.
00:29:51Yes.
00:29:53Is everything all right?
00:29:55Mm-hmm, yes.
00:29:56Is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right?
00:29:59Well, someone dove 999 from this house.
00:30:02They did?
00:30:03They did, yes.
00:30:04Oh.
00:30:06Did you call 999?
00:30:09Me?
00:30:10Yes, madam.
00:30:12No.
00:30:13Did someone else call 999?
00:30:16Ah.
00:30:18I did!
00:30:21I thought I saw some kids breaking into the neighbour's car.
00:30:27Which car was that?
00:30:28The blue one over there.
00:30:32Thought you saw or saw?
00:30:34Don't know, saw.
00:30:36Definitely saw.
00:30:38But you didn't complete the call?
00:30:39Well, they saw me.
00:30:41I was looking at them, and I was on the phone.
00:30:45So they ran away.
00:30:50They ran away?
00:30:51Yeah, I didn't want to waste your time, so I put down the phone.
00:30:54Never waste a time calling the police if you witness a crime, sir.
00:30:58That's what we're here for?
00:30:59Of course.
00:31:01Are you sure everything's all right?
00:31:03Absolutely everything is just great.
00:31:08Maybe we should take a quick look inside, just to make sure.
00:31:11Everything is all right, so...
00:31:14Maybe just take a little look.
00:31:15You want to come in?
00:31:16Okay, yes.
00:31:17Okay, okay.
00:31:19Okay.
00:31:19It's right in here.
00:31:37Having dinner?
00:31:39That's right, yeah.
00:31:45Is that a clafootie?
00:31:47It is.
00:31:48Yes.
00:31:51You got five places, say?
00:31:54Yes.
00:31:55Is someone else here?
00:31:57There was.
00:31:58Because she wasn't feeling well.
00:32:01She left.
00:32:04Well, looks like everything here's okay.
00:32:07Hmm.
00:32:09There is one thing.
00:32:13What's that, then?
00:32:17I'd like to say...
00:32:24Thank you for taking the trouble.
00:32:27No trouble at all, madam.
00:32:31All right, then.
00:32:32Sorry to have bothered you.
00:32:34It's all right.
00:32:41That is a lovely-looking clafootie.
00:32:44Made one myself the other day.
00:32:48Looks like you browned the top off just about perfect.
00:32:54Come, Paul.
00:32:57Sorry.
00:32:58Sorry.
00:33:06Sorry to have bothered you.
00:33:07Obviously, you have to check these things out.
00:33:09If anything else happens,
00:33:11if you see any more kids up to no good,
00:33:13feel free to give us a call.
00:33:19I can't help feeling like there's something
00:33:21you might want to tell me, sir.
00:33:25No.
00:33:28Nothing I can think of.
00:33:36All right, then.
00:33:38Good night.
00:33:38Good night.
00:33:40Good night.
00:33:42Oh, fuck.
00:33:45They've gone.
00:33:47Jesus, fuck!
00:33:49Fuck!
00:33:50We all just concealed a dead body from the police.
00:33:55I'm a member of the fucking bar,
00:33:57for fuck's sake!
00:33:59Calm down.
00:33:59Don't tell me to calm down!
00:34:01Okay, okay.
00:34:01Look, you realize what happens if this comes out.
00:34:03This isn't just some paperwork from the fucking past.
00:34:06This will be the end of me.
00:34:08The absolute fucking end!
00:34:10It won't be the end if we keep our heads
00:34:12and see this through.
00:34:14Oh, great!
00:34:15Oh, fantastic.
00:34:15So, all we have to do is carry a dead body
00:34:17across the street, put it in the car,
00:34:19drive it all the way to her flat,
00:34:20get her up the stairs,
00:34:21and all without being seen.
00:34:23What could possibly go wrong?
00:34:24So, sorry, you're actually going along with this now.
00:34:26We have to.
00:34:27We're fucked if we don't.
00:34:28We haven't done anything.
00:34:30We just did!
00:34:32No.
00:34:33I...
00:34:34No.
00:34:34I...
00:34:36I...
00:34:36I wanted to say something.
00:34:38And you stopped me,
00:34:39and you were dragging me across the room by the hand,
00:34:41and you hurt my hand.
00:34:42It's still hurting.
00:34:43Oh, I'm sorry about your fucking hand.
00:34:46No, you're not!
00:34:46You are not sorry about anything!
00:34:49The only thing you care about is your precious career,
00:34:51cavorting around the old bailey in a wig!
00:34:53What?
00:34:53Letting rapists roam the streets
00:34:55as long as we're all standing around
00:34:56saying how marvellous you are!
00:34:58What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
00:35:00If you don't know what it has to do with everything,
00:35:03then you're not as clever as you think you are.
00:35:05Well, I wasn't clever enough to anticipate
00:35:06the toxic fucking sanctum in a human.
00:35:09You managed to dish out every day.
00:35:10No, no, I was not.
00:35:11That came as a fucking surprise, I have to say.
00:35:13Okay, guys.
00:35:14For God's sake!
00:35:16You try living with
00:35:17God's representative of moral perfection on Earth!
00:35:20Isn't easy for us fucking ordinary morphos at all?
00:35:23You're weak!
00:35:23You're just weak!
00:35:24You know you are!
00:35:25Come on, run away!
00:35:27Weak!
00:35:34What?
00:35:44An hour ago we were just fucking having dinner
00:35:47and now I just feel like I've got a fucking gun to my head.
00:35:50Why are we locked in now?
00:35:53Why would it be so terrible to just move the body?
00:36:01No, what would be the harm though, Moody?
00:36:07Beth will come around.
00:36:08She's a reasonable person.
00:36:11Reasonable.
00:36:13Sorry, did you not hear what she just said?
00:36:15All I care about is my wig.
00:36:18Do you think I like rapists?
00:36:20I fucking hate rapists!
00:36:22But what else am I supposed to do?
00:36:23I'm good at rapists!
00:36:25I love her, but she's impossible sometimes.
00:36:30You never have sex anymore.
00:36:33That's marriage though, isn't it?
00:36:36It just goes away.
00:36:38The whole thing's ridiculous, and we're supposed to mate for life.
00:36:42Well, we only really want to do it for the first couple of years,
00:36:44because then all we want is to do it with other people.
00:36:47I mean, what fucking brilliant idea was that?
00:36:53Jessica was different though, wasn't she?
00:36:55She never changed.
00:36:58Right, I'll never make men happy.
00:37:01What about Mr. X?
00:37:02Mr. X?
00:37:03Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.
00:37:04He made me happy.
00:37:05It's from the book.
00:37:07Do we know him?
00:37:08She went to town.
00:37:11She never stopped living.
00:37:14She didn't.
00:37:17What if we just went off?
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Somewhere like Marco, or Brazil, or...
00:37:26Together.
00:37:31We should get back to them.
00:37:34We need to decide what we're going to do together.
00:37:38Just leave them for a bit.
00:37:40Sarah and Beth, they love each other.
00:37:41They're working out.
00:37:48Oh.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:52I'm so sorry.
00:37:53It's okay.
00:37:54I'll clear it up.
00:37:55No, no, I'll clear it up.
00:37:56Can I help?
00:37:57No, fuck off.
00:37:58I'm still angry with you.
00:38:02I'm so sorry.
00:38:07It's fine.
00:38:09Will you help?
00:38:27Hello?
00:38:29Oh, hello.
00:38:32You what?
00:38:35Now?
00:38:37As in tonight?
00:38:38No, it's just that, uh...
00:38:42I...
00:38:42The thing is...
00:38:44This is the only night.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:51what that's the estate agent the buyer wants to come over she wants to show her husband the house
00:38:57now they said 10 minutes what that's that's ridiculous he spends most of his time abroad
00:39:04i know he was letting her pick out the house now suddenly he wants to see it this is the
00:39:09only night
00:39:09that he can do it until he flies out again he can't just announce he's turning up in the middle
00:39:15of the night that's unreasonable he's rich rich people are unreasonable we can't say no what about
00:39:22um we'll have to move her no way it's what we were going to do anyway i am having no
00:39:30part in this fine
00:39:35tom richard
00:39:47okay
00:39:56all right give me a hand
00:40:00i'm sorry i don't think i can what i can't i can't touch her
00:40:08really so what do you mean really i can't okay what does that mean i'm not a real man or
00:40:12something
00:40:12give me a turn for fuck's sake
00:40:21careful careful careful careful
00:40:26can you at least open the fucking door
00:40:34look
00:40:46that was not ten minutes okay in there open the door
00:41:14what if they want to look
00:41:16they won't want to look in there it's just a toilet
00:41:36hi sorry
00:41:37hospital system take a look kind of a tricky type but i think this will nail it
00:41:41okay wait five minutes in and out hi i'm so sorry about this no no it's fine i hope we're
00:41:46not
00:41:46disturbing you no not at all it's just klaus is in town he's always away and since he's here
00:41:52just wanted to see what i'm buying of course come in
00:41:57you remember my husband tom yes it's ellen
00:42:02ellen
00:42:02ellen ellen it's ellen isn't it ellen
00:42:08i'm so sorry you're having dinner
00:42:10that is what people do
00:42:13at dinner time we had pretty much finished
00:42:16yes we finished
00:42:17is that clafootie
00:42:19yes it's actually a specialty of mine
00:42:23how funny i love clafootie
00:42:26help yourself
00:42:27oh i'm on a diet
00:42:30so this is the kitchen
00:42:32okay
00:42:33no i love what you've done with this
00:42:36is is that friedrichson
00:42:37yes that's serious value to a kitchen
00:42:41what do you think honey
00:42:42that's nice
00:42:49yes
00:42:49yes when
00:42:51oh i didn't see it
00:42:53dr pecker don't talk to peterson
00:42:56i told you
00:42:57i don't want them to do anything
00:42:59till the lawyers have seen it okay
00:43:02sorry
00:43:04maybe if we take a look at the rest
00:43:06yes sure uh here follow me
00:43:13come here
00:43:24oh
00:43:25i just love these old fireplaces
00:43:27people used to rip them out
00:43:28now they pay thousands to put them back in
00:43:30okay
00:43:38okay
00:43:47okay
00:43:49okay
00:43:51that's a nice house
00:43:53thank you
00:43:54when did you buy
00:43:562002
00:43:572003
00:43:58you did well then didn't you
00:44:00yes we got lucky
00:44:02yes you did
00:44:08yes
00:44:09yes
00:44:09no
00:44:11don't listen to harper
00:44:12don't send the draft to the di t
00:44:14i don't want any of these busy buddies
00:44:17getting their hands on it before the contracts are signed
00:44:19okay
00:44:20okay
00:44:22so what uh what line are you in
00:44:25i do consulting
00:44:28consulting for what exactly
00:44:30for the energy industry
00:44:33oh you're a lobbyist
00:44:35for oil companies
00:44:36gas companies too
00:44:38it's a nice way to make a living
00:44:40it's a good living
00:44:42that depends on your definition of good doesn't it
00:44:45you think you don't make compromises
00:44:51at least i'm well paid for it
00:44:56good
00:44:57i think we've seen everything
00:44:59yeah
00:45:08we didn't look in there
00:45:10oh
00:45:11that's just the toilet
00:45:12thoroughly
00:45:13you're not going to show us
00:45:15what
00:45:15the toilet
00:45:17you want to see the toilet
00:45:18you showed us your other toilets
00:45:20did we
00:45:21yes you did
00:45:22or is there something in there
00:45:24you don't want us to see
00:45:28no
00:45:32yeah
00:45:43you know i'm not sure you've seen the garden at night time
00:45:47i guess the light really says off the landscaping
00:45:51so
00:45:51have their ears or tossed in limestone
00:45:57we've got to move
00:45:58we've got to move
00:45:59we've got to move
00:46:01now
00:46:03now
00:46:03yes
00:46:03Yeah, today's night, today's night, and then tomorrow with the Clarence.
00:46:06Lunch? Maybe dinner?
00:46:09Yeah.
00:46:10No.
00:46:10Yeah, today's night.
00:46:13Lunch?
00:46:14Maybe.
00:46:15Dinner?
00:46:16Yeah.
00:46:16You know what I mean?
00:46:18No.
00:46:18That's what I mean.
00:46:21He knows about everything.
00:46:22And not Peterson.
00:46:24Okay.
00:46:24Come on.
00:46:25He is just uninformating.
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:31Sometimes.
00:46:32Sometimes.
00:46:33Sometimes.
00:46:34Just go.
00:46:36Go, go, go.
00:46:37Okay.
00:46:38Put her legs down on the floor.
00:46:41Get the fuck out of the way.
00:46:42Get out of the way.
00:46:46Fuck.
00:46:58Do you have a phone call?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:26So we have three wonderful primary schools in the area.
00:47:29Oh, I can imagine.
00:47:31It must have been terrific for the children.
00:47:32Oh, yes.
00:47:33Yes.
00:47:33You know, Klaus and I are planning to have children at some point when he spent a lot of time
00:47:37in London.
00:47:39Aren't we, honey?
00:47:40Of course we are.
00:47:42Well, I think I've seen all I needed to see.
00:47:44Great.
00:47:44Great.
00:47:46We're all set, then.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:48Obviously, we'll be in touch.
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:51Thank you so much.
00:47:53Good night.
00:47:54Good night.
00:48:00What the fuck do you think you were doing back there?
00:48:03You work for evil oil companies.
00:48:06You're one of Satan's minions.
00:48:07Yeah, I hate people.
00:48:09Fine.
00:48:10But is it strictly necessary to fuck up our sale just so you get to express yourself?
00:48:15Oh, your sale.
00:48:16Your sale.
00:48:16Your sale.
00:48:17All you think about is this.
00:48:18Your elephant's breath countertops and your Friedrichson oven and your lamb for
00:48:23perhaps is organics.
00:48:24Oh, you go there too.
00:48:25Whatever.
00:48:26The truth is you don't give a shit about our friend Jessica who you drag up and down stairs
00:48:30like an old mattress.
00:48:32To be honest, I don't know why you're taking her side over us.
00:48:35Someone has to.
00:48:36Do they?
00:48:37What if it was her in our position?
00:48:39Do you think she'd put us before herself?
00:48:40No.
00:48:41She never thought of anyone but herself.
00:48:43How much did she borrow from you over the years, Beth?
00:48:45And did she ever pay you back a penny?
00:48:47She was going to when the book came out.
00:48:49Really?
00:48:49Whenever she had money, she spent it on herself.
00:48:51Then when she ran out, she came to you again.
00:48:53You told me so yourself.
00:48:56I don't care about the money.
00:48:58Fine.
00:48:58Forget about the money.
00:48:59How many of your boyfriends did she sleep with just because she could?
00:49:03Only two and I forgave her.
00:49:05You were always bloody forgiving her.
00:49:07Meantime, I was the one who had to console you for weeks.
00:49:10I never asked you to.
00:49:11You were having a breakdown.
00:49:12What else was I supposed to do?
00:49:14You always resented her.
00:49:16Her looks and her charm.
00:49:17And you worshipped her.
00:49:19I don't know which of us was more pathetic.
00:49:21Maybe I was pathetic.
00:49:23But at least I'm trying to be a good person.
00:49:25A good person?
00:49:26You know what a good person does?
00:49:27They don't go on and on about being a good person.
00:49:29They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else.
00:49:32They don't get off on feeling morally fucking superior.
00:49:35But it's not fair.
00:49:36Isn't it?
00:49:36Your own husband can't take it anymore.
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Wait a minute.
00:49:39What did you call it earlier?
00:49:42Toxic sanctimony?
00:49:43That was in there here at the moment.
00:49:44Yeah, but you meant it, didn't you?
00:49:46You know what?
00:49:48Fuck all three of you.
00:49:50Fair.
00:49:50No, don't bet me.
00:49:52If you think I'm so sanctimonious, that is exactly what I'm going to be.
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:56I'm calling the police.
00:50:00Hi!
00:50:06No, no, that was my phone.
00:50:07What are you doing?
00:50:08No, no.
00:50:09You have lost it.
00:50:12No, no, no.
00:50:13Tom, I want to leave.
00:50:15Richard!
00:50:16Beth!
00:50:17Please, come on, be reasonable.
00:50:19Reasonable?
00:50:20I am the only person trying to do the right thing.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:22Let me go.
00:50:23Let me pass and walk together.
00:50:25Where the fuck have you been?
00:50:26Get off me!
00:50:27Let go!
00:50:28Why did you not have someone caught?
00:50:30Don't touch me!
00:50:30Let me go!
00:50:31Richard, it's over.
00:50:32Come on, let's go.
00:50:34Can you let go, please?
00:50:35Let go with me!
00:50:36Let go!
00:50:36I'm Mr. X.
00:50:48Who?
00:50:51From...
00:50:52From Jessica's book.
00:50:55That Mr. X?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58When?
00:50:58When?
00:50:59When did it start?
00:51:00I don't know.
00:51:01A couple of years ago.
00:51:02When?
00:51:03About two years ago.
00:51:05Till now?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07No, we stopped it.
00:51:08Did you love her?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10It was just...
00:51:11Sex?
00:51:12It was a mistake.
00:51:15So you just told me this because you thought it would make me hate Jessica and then I wouldn't
00:51:19go to the police.
00:51:20You were going to have me disbarred.
00:51:21What was I supposed to do?
00:51:22You didn't care if I'd hate you too.
00:51:24I don't...
00:51:24Neither of you care.
00:51:25I do.
00:51:25I love you.
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:26I want a divorce.
00:51:31Beth.
00:51:32You better hang on to that job of yours because you're going to be paying me a fuckload
00:51:34of alimony for the rest of your life.
00:51:37Right.
00:51:39Let's get this fucking thing done.
00:52:12In the back or the boot?
00:52:14What?
00:52:15Where are we putting her?
00:52:17We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car.
00:52:21What if we wrapped her in a rug?
00:52:25Making someone from the spare room.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28When we get there?
00:52:28Four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of the night.
00:52:32What we need to do is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home.
00:52:37God knows I've done that enough times.
00:52:39What about her face?
00:52:42Look at that.
00:52:45What if we just push her tongue in?
00:52:50Just a minute.
00:52:52Here.
00:52:54What about this?
00:52:55That's mine.
00:52:57I'm 15.
00:52:58But I use it for my high intensity intervals.
00:53:01Right.
00:53:03When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face.
00:53:06Yeah, but I can't even see my face.
00:53:27No.
00:53:27Excuse me.
00:53:31The door is in.
00:53:31I'll be walking back.
00:53:32The door goes away.
00:53:33Alright, I got you in here.
00:53:35Get home.
00:53:37hello again hello you all going out is that jessica in there no she went earlier she did
00:53:47yes they don't believe you that's her in there isn't it why is she wearing a hoodie well i told
00:53:55you she doesn't like to meet fans i just want to tell her i love her book there's not much
00:54:00to ask
00:54:00that's just how she feels about it well it's rude that's what it is you're rude you're a bad person
00:54:10and your book wasn't even that good cunt
00:54:46oh fuck do you see that guy what guy i think he just looks straight in the car could you
00:54:51lift her head
00:54:54up no that's worse maybe can you get her to lean up against one of you no not me she's
00:55:03your girlfriend
00:55:14okay let's leave it up
00:55:23fuck don't look i'm not looking
00:55:28don't be too obvious about not looking it's the kind of thing they pick up
00:55:32do you want me to look at them or not look at them look at me look at me look
00:55:37at me like i'm
00:55:37talking to you you are talking to me let's still look at well this is nice
00:56:08it's just up here on the right
00:56:09you're having a party trendy fucking cups oh fuck jesus
00:56:15pull in on the gate pull in on the gate
00:56:29now what we'll just have to wait
00:56:32how long as long as it takes
00:56:36as long as it takes
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:07I don't know.
00:57:15All right, tell me there's still that's it?
00:57:17Yes.
00:57:21How long's it been?
00:57:23At least an hour.
00:57:25I thought they'd call it a night, wouldn't you?
00:57:27Maybe they're having fun.
00:57:30How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake?
00:57:32I don't know, maybe they're just having a normal evening.
00:57:35There's still this thing out there called normal.
00:57:39That people get to be if they're not us.
00:57:45Hey, come on, baby.
00:57:47Nobody move.
00:58:10Fuck, it's all right. No, you don't do that.
00:58:21Fuck. Richard?
00:58:23Excuse me, could you do your fucking on someone else's fucking car, please?
00:58:28Go on, fuck off!
00:58:31Jeez.
00:58:33Right, can we just do this now?
00:58:54Come on, come on.
00:58:56Come on.
00:58:56Come on.
00:58:56Come on.
00:58:57Come on.
00:59:13Come on.
00:59:14This one on the right.
00:59:15Fuck.
00:59:17Fuck.
00:59:18Hey.
00:59:24What the fuck?
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:30It's not that way.
00:59:31It's the square one.
00:59:33How many times have you been here?
00:59:34Oh, five.
00:59:36Maybe ten.
00:59:37Come on, buckling arse.
00:59:37What the fuck?
00:59:38How many times have you been here?
00:59:47Just wait.
00:59:48I'm so sorry.
00:59:51I'm so sorry.
00:59:51Oh, we're gonna be late.
00:59:53Oh, fuck.
00:59:57Fuck.
00:59:59Oh, fuck.
01:00:03Oh, fuck.
01:00:04What the fuck?
01:00:04I got to go to my back.
01:00:05I got to go to my back.
01:00:07Oh, fucking hell.
01:00:16We need to find secure suspension point.
01:00:19What about that?
01:00:21Yeah, that'll do it.
01:00:22And what are we gonna use?
01:00:26To hang her.
01:00:38Um, Sarah. Make sure you put it in the same groove.
01:00:46You know what I mean.
01:01:04Richard.
01:01:06I don't...
01:01:10Are you okay?
01:01:11I don't... I don't think...
01:01:13I think I can handle it.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:23Got it?
01:01:24Hold on.
01:01:25I'm tired.
01:01:26Okay.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:59You're okay.
01:02:00I'm fine.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:02I'm fine.
01:02:03I'm fine.
01:02:04I'm fine.
01:02:04I'm fine.
01:02:16Hey, it's okay.
01:02:35Why did she do it? Why now? She seemed happy tonight. She's a great liar.
01:02:51She once told me she envied us. She said we had a place in this world and she didn't.
01:03:02I hear your book's doing really well. Yeah. At least all that coping sex was good for
01:03:06some things. You've all got your there goes Jessica faces on. Why didn't she talk to us?
01:03:21We were supposed to be her friends. You don't want to talk.
01:03:27She made her mind up.
01:03:53Shall we drop you off?
01:03:56I need a drink.
01:03:58I need a drink.
01:03:58I need a drink.
01:04:02I need a drink.
01:04:07I need a drink.
01:04:11I need a drink.
01:04:18I need a drink.
01:04:39what if we just went off together what just leave
01:04:50does anyone
01:05:04what's this
01:05:21what did she say
01:05:25if you're reading this sorry about the trouble
01:05:29i'm always causing trouble
01:05:30i thought the book was going to change everything
01:05:33in fact it's made me realize nothing changes
01:05:37as long as i can remember i've been a ball bearing rolling around in a hot pan
01:05:41trying to get out but i could never get out and now i have to
01:05:46it's funny it doesn't go the fear of dying but the truth is i'm more frightened of living
01:05:53sorry to dump this on you but i couldn't do it on my own
01:05:56and you are after all my oldest friend lol
01:06:02i know it's going to be a kind of bitch to deal with
01:06:04but i'm sure you won't let it spoil your evening
01:06:09i love you goodbye
01:06:29she came here to do it
01:06:33she planted we're going to have to live with this forever she's cursed us
01:06:43we've cursed ourselves
01:06:53you should probably go
01:06:55we're not going anywhere as far as i'm concerned you live somewhere else now
01:07:01where am i supposed to i don't care
01:07:07fine
01:07:12i'll see you out
01:07:14yeah i'm calling the police
01:07:17what
01:07:21i'm going to tell them
01:07:22tell them what
01:07:25what happened tonight
01:07:27what we did
01:07:30okay
01:07:30okay
01:07:31why
01:07:32look
01:07:33you're upset
01:07:34obviously
01:07:36we all are
01:07:37you know
01:07:37it's been an upsetting evening
01:07:40Sarah
01:07:44you can't call the police
01:07:47why not
01:07:47because
01:07:48it affects all of us
01:07:50Sarah
01:07:53do you want to tell us what's going on
01:07:56nothing's going on
01:07:57i'm just going to tell the police what we did
01:07:59this is nuts
01:08:00you
01:08:02asked us
01:08:03to help you
01:08:04you shouldn't have agreed
01:08:07you blackmailed us
01:08:09yes i did
01:08:11look maybe this is a good time to talk about
01:08:14Ben
01:08:15and Sophie
01:08:16how does this help them
01:08:18it doesn't
01:08:19Tom
01:08:20no this is nuts
01:08:21do something
01:08:22what do you want me to do
01:08:23oh fuck
01:08:25this isn't
01:08:26fair
01:08:27i have done
01:08:29fucking nothing
01:08:30to deserve the shit that i've got this evening
01:08:32calm down
01:08:33you fucking calm down
01:08:35i've been the only rational one
01:08:36this entire
01:08:36fucking evening
01:08:37and this
01:08:38this is the thanks i get
01:08:39you know what
01:08:40fuck this
01:08:40fuck you
01:08:41fuck the lord
01:08:42oh what
01:08:44how exactly are you going to impose your will on this cluster
01:08:48fuck
01:08:52what
01:08:53what
01:08:53what did you do for
01:08:54it just felt like the right thing to do
01:08:55well
01:08:56that help wasn't even ready for it
01:08:57i'm sorry
01:08:58well i'm gonna have to hit you now
01:08:59what
01:09:00well no it's only fair
01:09:01well that's ridiculous
01:09:02that's
01:09:02don't take my gun please
01:09:03that's right
01:09:04come on
01:09:21oh
01:09:22hi
01:09:23sorry to bother you so late
01:09:25but i'd like to conclude our business now
01:09:28now
01:09:29why not now
01:09:30let him in
01:09:31okay
01:09:33uh
01:09:33come in
01:09:40hello
01:09:52hosebase
01:09:59elm loves your house
01:10:02i'm heading to dubai in two hours
01:10:03so i'd like to finalize our business now
01:10:06i had our lawyer center with the final contracts
01:10:09do you have a copy of yours
01:10:11okay
01:10:12hold on
01:10:31okay
01:10:33move right over here
01:10:50shall we
01:10:51okay
01:10:53you should
01:10:54you should know something
01:10:57earlier this evening
01:10:58earlier this evening our friend killed herself in the garden
01:11:01we moved her body back to her place
01:11:03so you wouldn't
01:11:04not buy
01:11:06a house
01:11:19i knew something strange was going on here
01:11:29that was gold
01:11:35look at them
01:11:38they're terrified
01:11:44and now
01:11:44and now
01:11:45you don't want me to buy a house
01:11:46is that right
01:11:48you want to go to jail
01:11:51hmm
01:11:51hmm
01:11:53that's interesting
01:11:56i wonder what i should do
01:12:01you
01:12:02your friend here
01:12:02your friend here
01:12:05she thinks i'm a bad person
01:12:08i work for evil oil companies
01:12:13no i i i didn't mean
01:12:15yes you did
01:12:19let's see
01:12:19what would an evil man do here
01:12:24properly call the police
01:12:25hmm
01:12:28then
01:12:30waiting for you to run out of money
01:12:32reduce my offers
01:12:35a lot
01:12:39i don't think you're such an evil guy
01:12:46i bet
01:12:48sometimes
01:12:49you're even a nice guy
01:12:52life is short
01:12:54why not be nice
01:12:58sometimes it's nice
01:13:00to be the nice guy
01:13:03yeah
01:13:04you're right
01:13:06sometimes as you say
01:13:08it's nice to be the nice guy
01:13:15unfortunately
01:13:16i'm not the nice guy
01:13:24but you know what
01:13:27i think my wife would prefer
01:13:29not to know about all this
01:13:31so let's go on
01:13:34i'm still calling the police
01:13:38seriously
01:13:39he was being nice
01:13:41no
01:13:42no
01:13:42it's sarah
01:13:43sarah
01:13:44just a moment
01:13:46okay
01:13:47don't
01:13:48fucking believe it
01:13:49so now you're having a crisis of conscience
01:13:52and yet when i want to have a crisis of conscience
01:13:55everyone told me to fucking suck it up
01:13:59i'm not gonna suck it up
01:14:00don't
01:14:01you
01:14:02kill the police
01:14:03shut up
01:14:04sarah
01:14:06let me go
01:14:07let me go
01:14:08let me go
01:14:08let me go
01:14:09what is the matter
01:14:10with all of you
01:14:14don't you understand
01:14:15we can't take back what we did
01:14:18we can't be forgiven
01:14:26fuck
01:14:27fuck
01:14:32oh
01:14:33you alright sir
01:14:34i'm fine
01:14:34you sure sir
01:14:37i think we better come in
01:14:38don't know
01:14:55what's been going on here then
01:14:56um
01:14:57yeah we've been um
01:14:59playing a game
01:15:00what sort of a game
01:15:03drister
01:15:03I'll tell you exactly what's been going on
01:15:08No, I'll tell you
01:15:11I'm Mr. X
01:15:13What?
01:15:14Raymond you're Mr. X
01:15:16I'm Mr. X. No
01:15:19I'm afraid it's me
01:15:22There's nothing in the books to say you're Mr. X. Nothing in the book to suggest you're Mr. X either.
01:15:27Who is Mr. X?
01:15:28It's me. What exactly makes you think that you're Mr. X? I mean
01:15:34Because Jessica told me
01:15:38So you're Mr. X
01:15:40What?
01:15:42All those years flirting with you in front of me
01:15:46Because you were fucking her
01:15:47I wasn't fucking her
01:15:48And you just said you were
01:15:50It was one night after our last finals exam
01:15:54Before we got together
01:15:56How can I believe anything you say?
01:15:58You even lied about reading our fucking book
01:16:01Didn't want you to get upset
01:16:02I'm sorry
01:16:04I'm sorry
01:16:05Don't you ever get tired of saying I'm sorry
01:16:07Yes, I do actually
01:16:09How about not fucking everything up all the time?
01:16:13Well, how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity?
01:16:17How about accepting me for who I am?
01:16:20How can I, when you've been in love with someone else for the last 20 years
01:16:25I've been in love with you, you idiot
01:16:30I didn't choose her
01:16:33I chose you
01:16:38Right then
01:16:40Is that everything?
01:16:45Yes
01:16:47Ordinarily, we'd need to make a report
01:16:49Or we could let the matter go
01:16:52If I could have a little try of that clafootie
01:16:54Of course
01:16:56Of course
01:17:09There you go
01:17:17Terry, you've got to try some of this
01:17:29Oh fuck me
01:17:30That is good
01:17:32Well, we're probably done here
01:17:33Yeah
01:17:40We're all open-minded these days, sir
01:17:42Right
01:17:42But maybe keep it nice and chill, eh?
01:17:45I'll keep that in mind
01:17:46I'll keep that in mind
01:17:49That was interesting
01:18:08Yeah
01:18:09Should we conclude our business now?
01:18:38Here we go.
01:18:52I see them there are no more deaf people I need to know about.
01:19:18Are you okay?
01:19:28How about you?
01:19:30Oh, that's great.
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:35Preparing to spend a lifetime paying off anonymity by defending fucking rapists.
01:19:41Yeah.
01:19:43I don't know.
01:19:53I don't know.
01:19:55Hey!
01:19:59I thought you wanted a divorce.
01:20:01Who wants a divorce?
01:20:04What am I supposed to do with a divorce?
01:20:09I want to punish you.
01:20:12You don't understand?
01:20:13No, you don't understand.
01:20:17But you will.
01:20:23Richard and I are going home now.
01:20:32I should never have brought her over.
01:20:34It's okay.
01:20:40If I hadn't, we'd still be who we used to be.
01:20:44Uh-huh.
01:20:46Uh-huh.
01:21:01Oh, my God.
01:21:29Oh, my God.
01:21:57Oh, my God.
01:22:13Oh, my God.
01:22:16Almost had it, didn't I?
01:22:21It would have been fun, wouldn't it?
01:22:23You know, I'm starving.
01:22:25Oh, my God.
01:22:35Oh, my God.
01:22:49I, uh, decided to come home.
01:22:52Something happened?
01:22:53No, I just felt like being here tonight.
01:22:56Oh.
01:22:57Okay.
01:22:57I'm going to bed.
01:22:59Can I sleep at home?
01:23:00No.
01:23:25Jessica was right.
01:23:27We are lucky.
01:23:30We're so lucky.
01:23:48We're so lucky.
01:23:49We're so lucky.
01:23:57I was lucky.
01:23:57We're lucky.
01:23:58We're lucky.
01:23:59I'm a little lucky.
01:24:00I'm a little lucky.
01:24:03I'll recover.
01:24:04No, I think.
01:24:08I'm a little lucky.
01:24:09I'm a little lucky.
01:24:12I have a lot of money.
01:24:13Bye.
01:24:13Bye.
01:24:13Bye.
01:24:13Bye.
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