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Neighbors - Season 1 - Episode 01: Shoreline Defender
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00:20Take your gates out of the road.
00:22That's the law.
00:23Figure it out or you can spend some time in jail.
00:25I can have my gate.
00:27I don't have to let you through.
00:28I wanted to get away from people.
00:30And then one of the crazies from out there moved out here.
00:41Those homeowners do not own the beach to the water.
00:45They're just entitled elitists that want to call the beach their backyard.
00:49That beach property might be sand, but it's no different than your backyard.
00:53If someone were to come and set up a grill in a boombox without your permission,
00:56would you be upset?
00:58I never expected someone as far away as they are to cause me near the amount of problems
01:03that they have.
01:04This whole beach situation has pit neighbor against neighbor.
01:08Get the fuck out of my property now!
01:12He's got a bad neighbor over here.
01:14He's unpredictable.
01:16He's going to kill someone.
01:23I didn't realize how in-depth you guys went on this.
01:27Apparently, this is a new fort.
01:31That was not the plan for those cinder blocks, but...
01:34Well, could we keep it as is?
01:36Not forever.
01:37This was kind of the ultimate challenge.
01:39Can I come out here and take a piece of empty, barren land and turn it into a home?
01:452020, when COVID really hit, kind of cemented that for us, like get away from population
01:50centers.
01:50When we first moved out here, we didn't really expect to have neighbor problems because we
01:54didn't really expect to have neighbors.
01:56Hey, y'all, can you not do that right now?
01:59Mm-hmm.
02:01Those are my neighbors.
02:04Hi, my name is Seth, and this is my bug out that I built, my home.
02:08I moved out here in 2016 to get out of the crazy that was going on in Portland.
02:13On the 20th year of each century, there's been a plague.
02:16So I told my wife, we need to get out of here before 2020 hits.
02:21We came out here where we could slow down.
02:24We can just live our day.
02:25We can work with our horses where it's quiet.
02:28When I first met Josh, he wanted to put gates up in the road.
02:31I told him, you can't do that, man.
02:34Horses have been taking that road for hundreds of years, you know, since the cowboys have been
02:38out here and the natives have been out here.
02:40The beef with our neighbors started even before we actually got to move out here.
02:45Yeah, so we've got all the pictures of the listing of what it showed out here.
02:50These beautiful green fields of luscious grass, and there's no horses anywhere.
02:56And then this is what happened when we actually got out here.
02:59Ah!
03:00What?
03:00These guys are just nuisances.
03:01They're pests.
03:02They break my fence.
03:03I have to fix it.
03:04If they get in and they eat my hay, then I have to replace that.
03:08They have food.
03:08They have grain.
03:09If you would open your gate, they could get to it.
03:12I can have my gate, especially since this is not a public road.
03:15This is a private road.
03:16Look, bro, we ain't doing this today.
03:18Get out of here!
03:20You're not allowed to take a motorized vehicle and run up on an animal.
03:24That is against the law.
03:25I have never read a law that says it is illegal to scare horses with engine sounds.
03:30He was told more than once, quit chasing the horses.
03:33By us.
03:34By Randall.
03:36My name is Randall Oberg, and I'm neighbors with Josh and Brittany.
03:41It's against the law to chase the horses.
03:44The gate became a reality shortly after one of our neighbors, Randall,
03:50threatened to kill me and my wife for about 15 minutes.
03:53Who the fuck do you think you are, bitch?
03:57It was first thing in the morning.
03:59I'm sitting down drinking my first cup of coffee, and I see the horses come running.
04:04I know somebody on a four-wheeler's chasing my horses.
04:08He don't harm for you, man, you stupid-ass bitch!
04:12I just called his wife a cunt on his own property.
04:14I probably would have been upset myself.
04:17Who shut the fuck up, man, if I'm done enough?
04:20What are you going to do?
04:21During the confrontation, he started out very emotionally high, very violent,
04:25and then he kind of came down a little bit.
04:28I never said I'd shoot you right.
04:29I'm having it on camera!
04:31Not once.
04:32I would love to have you come up with artisans and everything else.
04:34From that moment on, my kids were terrified,
04:37and the gate became a security blanket for them.
04:40Kind of makes you feel secure.
04:42I feel like he's going to come drag my dad outside and try to kill him.
04:48It's not fun having half the gate, but that's the nature of the beast.
04:53What do you expect to happen?
04:54This was your fault.
04:56You moved into a pasture.
04:57You put fences up everywhere.
04:59You started fighting with the neighbors.
05:01They've been out here doing whatever they wanted for years,
05:03and now I'm standing up for what is mine and what I have rights to,
05:07and they don't like that.
05:08You bring the country to the town, but you don't bring the town to the country.
05:12Leave your city shit in the city.
05:14You want to live like this in the city, go live in the city.
05:19Right now we're going to Lake Causeway.
05:21It's my typical beach that I go to.
05:23You have a little space of public beach surrounded by private.
05:27My kids don't want to come here with me anymore, though.
05:29They are full of anxiety.
05:31The whole time she's like, Mom, is he here? Do you see him?
05:34She just spends her whole time looking for the property manager
05:37that always harasses people.
05:41Toddler in action.
05:44Manager called me.
05:45I'm down here to let you know it's your own private property.
05:49My first altercation with Brent was when he took pictures of my daughter.
05:55You need to stop recording my daughter right now,
05:57or I'm going to make this your worst day ever.
06:00Do you hear me?
06:04My name is Brent Fuller.
06:06I'm a property manager.
06:07I'm there to keep the public aware that this is private property.
06:11It's because that Sarah Day lady come out here
06:13harassing the crap out of me and the others all the time.
06:15She drives past 10 public beaches to come down here and harass me.
06:19At this point, I think she's just like in love with me.
06:22You're a chair boy.
06:24You're a chair boy.
06:26That's all you'll ever be.
06:27Yes, they are trespassing.
06:28And yes, I video them and take pictures of them.
06:31You're on private property.
06:31You're still on private property.
06:32You're on private property.
06:33Quit videotaping me.
06:34Quit touching me.
06:35You're a cop.
06:36You can't see me.
06:36Why don't you shut your fucking mouth and don't...
06:39Put your hands behind your back, you pussy.
06:41Please leave me alone.
06:41Will you please get off a private property?
06:42Will you please leave me alone?
06:43Will you please get off a private property?
06:44Will you please leave me alone?
06:45The homeowners have given him authority to rent people off the beach.
06:49They just hired a bulldog to go do it for him.
06:54The private beach that is private today was never public.
06:57It was controlled by the private beach owners who take care of the beach, take care of the
07:01turtles, make sure that the holes are filled, make sure nobody's getting too crazy.
07:05That squelched the rowdiness and the anarchy that's well known on public beaches across the country.
07:11People taking our chairs off of our decks.
07:14People actually coming off the beach and defecating underneath their house.
07:18I am familiar with Eric Wilhelm.
07:20He is a beachfront owner.
07:21Sarah got involved.
07:22She's extremely active.
07:24This is actually an exchange between he and I.
07:28Psychotic screaming tirades on the beach by hysterical liberals.
07:32He's just really disrespectful.
07:34I'm sorry if I hurt people's feelings.
07:35This discussion is not a comfortable discussion.
07:37Let's get it done.
07:38If I can ever find some sane people on the other side that are willing to talk to me,
07:43I would search to the end of the earth to try and solve this problem because it's a big one.
07:46I need to go check if the gate's open.
07:49See if I can check on my horses before the storm comes in.
07:52Some people have this mental blockage in their head that they just can't get right.
07:56Some obstinate thing that, you know, I won't give in.
07:59If there's a lock and a chain, I'm going to have to call the cops again.
08:02And the gate is shut.
08:03The dumbass has locked it again.
08:07It's a road.
08:08I need to use the road.
08:10The stairs are on stairs at you.
08:13He's probably trying to give me some mad dog look.
08:15But thinking that somehow that I'm the bad guy.
08:17I'm calling the cops again.
08:18This guy is just such a piece of shit.
08:21Put your son on your TV.
08:23Let's get ready for this.
08:25All right, dude.
08:27The court is in session.
08:29This is Robert Collins versus Joshua and Brittany Hall.
08:33They've pushed their easement into other people's properties.
08:35And it's been 18 months in running.
08:37Even though we're way out in the middle of nowhere, we still have a right to a speedy trial.
08:41This is not a criminal case, sir.
08:42The right to a speedy trial applies to criminal matters.
08:45What he's doing is criminal matters.
08:48You've mentioned mediation.
08:50I think that mediation could potentially be successful.
08:53Well, let's do that.
08:54I will schedule a mediation for as soon as reasonably possible.
08:58Thank you all.
08:59We'll be adjourned.
09:07This is a production of the Misty Mountains Cold from The Hobbit movies sung by the Wellerman
09:14and a bunch of other guys, me including.
09:17It currently is at 4.5 million views.
09:20So I do have a TikTok channel called The Bearded Bard.
09:24I'm a dude with a phone who has a lot of people who watch it.
09:27I use that as advertising for my woodworking and blacksmithing business.
09:32So I'm over here working on a small batch of the kitchen axes and should be done by the end
09:37of the week.
09:38And I keep making things and you keep being happy and watching me make things.
09:41Yeah, let's do that.
09:43Yo, we are back!
09:45I love playing multiple characters.
09:48And lo and behold, people loved them.
09:51My name is Torgrim.
09:53I am a dwarf cleric.
09:54I'm D'Artagnan the Bard.
09:55I am known as The Wizard.
09:58Smeager.
10:01Why does it cry?
10:04Smeager?
10:04Half of his life is a fantasy.
10:07Half of his life is a lie.
10:09And the rest, I have no clue.
10:13Because I only see what I see on TikTok.
10:15Now Starla, I would ask you to leave me alone.
10:17So he calls me by name.
10:18What are you going to do to keep your horses away because this is borderline harassment?
10:23The neighbor drama videos were reaching into the hundreds of thousands if not millions of views.
10:28People like those videos because they like drama.
10:31And I'll be real, I probably fed into that a little bit.
10:34Somehow, this idiot has two million followers to threaten us over here that we're doing bad stuff.
10:40You and your inbred family are disgraceful cunts.
10:45Kill yourself fat cunt.
10:46This comment is from Ogre, which I believe is Seth.
10:50You can role play great.
10:52Can you role play that you're a decent neighbor?
10:54If you only knew the real bearded Tard.
10:58You're going to have to try a lot harder, man. I'm a fat guy on the internet.
11:00But the bearded Tard is the bad guy here.
11:02You must be a liberal if you believe that idiot.
11:05I'd have to guess that they were ultra conservative.
11:09That's pretty much the only group that uses the word liberal as an insult.
11:12You know, to my neighbor Josh, you know, if you did a little research you would find out that all
11:17of your fears, there's nothing to it.
11:19He's not looking into anything he's heard.
11:21What we really need to worry about, instead of me and my neighbor fighting,
11:25we need to get together as we the people and do something about this government and what they do here.
11:31It's an orgy of evidence. This is a big setup.
11:34So I just started doing research and research and research and finding out the truth of the world of what's
11:40really going on.
11:42When you go in that rabbit hole, it gets really scary because then you see stuff.
11:49It was taken down by explosives.
11:52Oh my God, my entire planet is run by a satanic cult.
11:55What they're doing with all the children.
11:57There is a drain effect.
11:59There is a lot of sexual.
12:00There is a worldwide conspiracy.
12:03I sound crazy when I say it, but I don't care.
12:06It's the truth.
12:07I'd love to see people wake up.
12:08If everybody else knew what I knew and had seen what I seen, the world would change like today.
12:19You need to stop recording my daughter right now or I'm going to make this your work.
12:24When I had the altercation with Brent, I sent that video to Shoreline Defender.
12:30Shoreline Defender came into play when that person realized what was actually happening on the beaches.
12:36They decided that people needed to know.
12:39I understand why Shoreline might want to remain anonymous.
12:44A lot of people in our town are afraid.
12:48Get in.
12:50Get in.
12:51Get in.
12:51Come on.
12:52People have lost their jobs.
12:54They've been blackmailed.
12:55They've been stalked.
12:56They've been followed.
12:57I'm hiding my face and you can refer to me as Shoreline Defender.
13:01I started this page just to monitor the situation on the beach.
13:06Especially once our backstreet boy moved in, things really started getting ugly.
13:10Brian Latrell is suing a Florida county, accusing the sheriff there of refusing to keep people off his private beach.
13:16That beach access doesn't entitle you to public beach.
13:19These celebrities and elites are so terrified of regular people to hire vendors who are basically beach Nazis.
13:25And the king of these losers is Brent, the sunburnt scarecrow.
13:29I never peeled.
13:30Shoreline Defender gave me the nickname, the sunburnt scarecrow.
13:34I was like, you can just see how burnt I am every day.
13:37But it's like all they live for is, let's go harass Brent.
13:40There are some crazy people out here that they could just read all this stuff online,
13:44come down and just shoot me, shoot me in the head.
13:47Yes, that has crossed my mind several times, but it's part of my job.
13:52I love what I do.
13:53I love protecting the private property rights.
13:55I do it for free.
13:56The last five years have been tough.
13:59They've been really tough on the family.
14:00My family doesn't feel safe.
14:02People threaten us.
14:03We should burn their houses down.
14:05There's been pictures of lynchings of beachfront owners.
14:08There's pictures of guns on beachfront owners.
14:10Can you talk about the app that you're currently developing with Sarah?
14:14How do you know about that?
14:22Hi.
14:22Hi.
14:23Do you guys know that you can sit down here too?
14:26No.
14:26We developed an app that tells you how much space you have.
14:30See where does the mean high water line, which is public space for everybody.
14:33Oh wow.
14:33Right?
14:34This is amazing.
14:35The shoreline defender.
14:37That's a must.
14:37Going to the beach should not be contentious.
14:40Keep you from getting into arguments with the hoe owner.
14:42Honestly, that's the hoe.
14:43Shoreline defender app.
14:44Nice name.
14:45Yep.
14:45Are you right?
14:46Today is July 4th.
14:48We're about to throw out a thousand of these.
14:50On the back of the koozie is a QR code.
14:52We developed an app that tells people where they can sit on any of our beaches.
14:56That is amazing.
14:57To the beat, we are telling the public what their rights are.
15:03It's not a good app.
15:05It confuses me.
15:06It took me 10 minutes to figure out how they even make it work.
15:08And I just downloaded the app just now, just out of curiosity.
15:11It's got me logged in at the beach.
15:13And I'm not even at the beach.
15:15So it's just going to make the sheriff's jobs harder.
15:18It's going to make the property manager's jobs harder.
15:20This app's definitely going to cause total chaos.
15:24I'm here looking for wristbands.
15:26No wristbands.
15:28Have you seen these signs over here that say you have to have a wristband to be on the beach?
15:32Oh, yeah.
15:32What the hell is that about?
15:34It's a beach.
15:35I know.
15:35It's nuts, man.
15:36It's nuts.
15:40Hey.
15:42Hey.
15:43What are you filming?
15:44Doing a little audit of all the beaches.
15:46I heard about the Santa Rosa controversy.
15:48It's a free press.
15:50I tell people all the time that our rights are like muscles.
15:54If we don't exercise them, we will lose them.
15:57If you can see it, you can shoot it.
15:59You cannot trespass the eyes.
16:02My lovely fiance and I are First Amendment auditors.
16:06That's our job.
16:07Fuck yourself.
16:08Go fuck yourself.
16:09Hey, hey.
16:10Don't stop taking pictures of you right now.
16:12You need to shut that off.
16:13Stop taking pictures of you right now?
16:15Uh, yeah, no.
16:16That's not going to happen.
16:16I'm taking photos on a public sidewalk and that's what he's arresting me for.
16:20Mmm.
16:21Period.
16:21Stacy and I actually used to be members of a religious cult.
16:25The Mormons.
16:26I disguised myself and went back into the cult incognito with hidden cameras and I recorded
16:31a lot of the uber secret ceremonies and rituals that they have in their temples.
16:36I've had numerous people assault me or threaten to assault me.
16:40Excuse me.
16:40Whoa, whoa.
16:41Touch my camera again.
16:42You're gonna get chased, motherfucker.
16:43Oh, you gonna hit me?
16:44You gonna hit me?
16:46You're a little fucking worm.
16:48You are touching me.
16:49Get away from me!
16:51If it's your time, it's your time.
16:52And if some psycho comes out and shoots me, you know, it's my time to go, I guess.
16:57And he died doing what he loved.
16:59Yeah, I died doing what I loved.
17:01Defending our rights and exercising my rights.
17:05This whole thing has really put stressors on our relationship.
17:08We're in the hole and money is one of the things that stresses Britt out the most.
17:13I don't think she'd leave, but I think she would separate from me.
17:17If I was not doing my job as the husband, I think she'd basically just say, you find a different
17:24bed to sleep in.
17:25And this one's mine.
17:26So I've been doing everything I can to bring money in.
17:29If none of this neighbor stuff would have happened, we wouldn't be in the situation monetarily that we're in currently.
17:35We wouldn't be in the situation emotionally that we're in currently.
17:38Which sucks.
17:41Okay, run for your life.
17:50This is a cave I'm building.
17:52It's my fallout shelter slash science project.
17:57There's really a likelihood of a world war happening.
17:59Me and my family are going to come down here and hide out and wait for the blast waves and
18:05stuff to stop.
18:06Me and Josh were getting along fine and there was no issue and even though he is a shithead, I
18:13would still let him in.
18:14If there was something bad going on and he needed to get away and be safe, you know, I would
18:19save him, you know, if I could.
18:22They know they're not supposed to be over here.
18:24They have been told, you are trespassed, you are not allowed to ride through here.
18:28But it looks like they are simply ignoring that and doing it anyway again.
18:32Oh, they're coming straight at us.
18:36Yeah.
18:40Is this yours?
18:41Actually, yeah.
18:42We lost that like a year ago.
18:44It's in the field.
18:45I found it.
18:46Thank you, thank you.
18:47I've been wondering where that thing was.
18:55It's all for camera.
18:56And they're all riding where they're not supposed to be riding.
18:59Yep.
18:59I'm dying, but I'm still steady speaking.
19:01Just an old country boy with my hat to the back.
19:04With a no-one dream a couple jackass tats.
19:08And to know they're wrong, I pay my dues.
19:11I-
19:13Get it done, son.
19:14Just an old country boy with my hat to the back.
19:17With a double-one.
19:20When it boils down to the end of the day and this mediation, I don't know.
19:24I just really, really, really pray and hope that he decides to do the right thing.
19:28Because that's what neighbors do.
19:29It'll go good, but how I think it's gonna go, not so good.
19:33And bringing this city out here is never gonna work.
19:35I don't know.
19:35Even Gates ain't from this city.
19:37I think he's just stupid.
19:38I love you, kid.
19:40Yeah.
19:40We'll work through this.
19:48Hey, everybody.
19:49KULT News back again with another video.
19:52Today, we're in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida.
19:54Where we heard some local patriots had to create an entire phone app
19:59just to figure out where they could sit on the beach without being harassed.
20:03What are you feeling today?
20:04Oh, just doing a little beach blog.
20:06It's all private property.
20:08Until you hit oyster lake down there, so.
20:10When you say, it's all private property.
20:13Private out for the water.
20:15Don't take this the wrong way, please.
20:17That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.
20:19Want me to call the place?
20:20This is not my first rodeo, my friend.
20:22You're wrong, and you're gonna find out the hard way.
20:25You wouldn't have a sheriff come out here and tell me I'm on private property, and then I'll leave.
20:28But you're wrong, because I've looked it up.
20:30Didn't work out so well for you, did it, Brent?
20:32You think I'm trouble?
20:33Wait, I have a hundred of my friends out here on this beach.
20:35I got my kids out here, so if you wanna cuss and fight.
20:38I don't care if your kids are out here. I'm out here too.
20:41Sure enough, I'm out here for like five minutes, and this loser up here tries to tell me that I'm
20:45on private property here.
20:47These people wash their freaking minds.
20:49Well, they're gonna learn a valuable lesson today.
20:51You go tell your little Backstreet Boy attendant over there, I said, I want it my way.
20:56That's where you sing, tell me why.
20:59I think I just found something to do for the day on the beach.
21:03Oh sweet, I could use some shade. Thanks, appreciate it.
21:06Yeah.
21:07Um, if you touch me with that, I'm gonna-
21:09If you're touching me!
21:10You're not gonna touch my fucking mom!
21:12She's pushing me with that!
21:13I'm gonna pepper spray you, dude!
21:14Back off! She came over here and touched me with that!
21:16I didn't wanna touch you!
21:17Yes you did!
21:18Give me a pepper spray!
21:19Back off, lady!
21:20Back off!
21:21Back off!
21:21Back off!
21:23You most certainly did!
21:24Are you a pedophile?
21:25Are you a child?
21:26Are you a pedophile?
21:27Are you a child?
21:28My kids are out here.
21:29They must be a pedophile!
21:31No, no, I'm just out here with the camera, flexing my freedoms.
21:35Here's a sheriff, deputy.
21:36We asked you not to video.
21:37Why are you recording everybody?
21:39Why are you recording everyone?
21:40I'm gonna ask you to remove your chair from private property.
21:44You have lost your freaking mind, deputy.
21:46I may have, but sir, that is not-
21:47You might wanna call your boss if you are-
21:49You are very wrong.
21:50My boss, sir.
21:55He said he was using the app.
21:58Oh my gosh.
21:59This is really not what we need.
22:00Oh my gosh.
22:01Do we know the precursor to this?
22:02I think this guy is like some First Amendment type guy.
22:05We gotta do something about this because this is just feeding right into what the homeowners want.
22:16He knew my name.
22:17I've never seen this guy before, but it was obviously out of his mind.
22:24Things are starting to escalate.
22:30Somebody's gonna get hurt.
22:31Somebody is gonna get hurt.
22:33They think they feel safe.
22:34Is this Mike?
22:35Yep.
22:35K-U-L-T News.
22:37So I am concerned about your video coming out and setting us back for all the work we've done.
22:43The masters need to be educated in mass that this beach does not belong just to the people who bring
22:51Sci-A es.
22:52I totally agree with you.
22:54I'm honestly surprised, quite frankly,
22:56that somebody hasn't just kicked that guy's ass.
22:58Well, and that's, you know,
23:00that plays into their game of they don't feel safe.
23:02To be clear, they're not safe.
23:05The guy needs a few teeth removed from his face.
23:07That's like exactly what we don't want.
23:09We are not here to incite.
23:11We are here to help educate.
23:13Both our side and the homeowners
23:16don't want that kind of stuff down there.
23:18Well, Eric Wilhelm mentioned he wants to sit down
23:22and talk with people
23:23and we could actually come up with a solution.
23:27You know I have this need to fix things, right?
23:30I mean, to solve problems.
23:31So I've reached out and tried to get
23:33all of these activists over time
23:34to have a discussion with me publicly, as you know.
23:37I've finally got one.
23:38Sarah has agreed to sit down with me.
23:40Our world today lacks this kind of, you know,
23:42productive debate.
23:44Today, facts don't really drive the conversation
23:46more than emotions.
23:47Right, yeah, and you know me.
23:48I don't have any emotions.
23:49Yeah, true, true.
23:50I don't have any feelings.
24:07Hello, sir.
24:08Hey, Eric.
24:09How are you?
24:09Good to meet you.
24:10Good to meet you, too.
24:11Long time coming?
24:13Uh, yeah, sure.
24:15Sure.
24:15We have been mismanaged with blurred lines
24:18and misinformation and confusion.
24:20Absolutely, yeah.
24:20And that stops now.
24:21Absolutely, yeah.
24:22That is something that has to stop.
24:23Absolutely, yeah.
24:24Do you know where that's coming from?
24:25Where is that coming from?
24:26It's coming from the county.
24:27And I have...
24:28Do you agree with that?
24:29Absolutely.
24:29And that's a problem.
24:30And I have addressed that many times.
24:31Because what does that do?
24:32That causes conflict, right?
24:33Because then there's more defense
24:34and more ropes and more signs.
24:37I hate signs more than anybody hates,
24:39more than you hate signs.
24:40I guess while we're talking about it,
24:41I would like to know your plan
24:42to heal the community.
24:43Well, the first thing that I got to do
24:45is find somebody from the other side
24:46that's willing to work with me
24:47because I can't do it myself.
24:48Has that been difficult for you?
24:49It's been impossible
24:49because nobody will step up
24:50because they don't have any logic.
24:53Truly, you just made my next point for me
24:55because you throw names around that are...
24:57What names do I throw around?
24:59Carnival Barkers,
25:00the liberal mob.
25:01There's a lot of solution to be had
25:03if we get our heads out of the sand
25:05and quit fighting over some semantics.
25:07No, you're not being kind and respectful, Eric.
25:10You are a disrespectful human.
25:11Private beach owners
25:12don't want to have their names drawn up,
25:15stuff taken off their decks,
25:16defecated underneath their decks,
25:17people parking in their driveways.
25:19Saying that people are afraid for their kids
25:21and afraid for their families,
25:22I don't know that you're ready to compromise.
25:24Why can't we work out a deal...
25:25What about just open your beaches?
25:28I can't speak for everybody else.
25:30What about you?
25:33So here's the problem.
25:34You go online and say,
25:35Wilhelm says go to his beach.
25:36Tomorrow I'm going to have 500 people on my beach
25:38with signs and threatening me with my video
25:41the way that it happens down at Lake Causeway.
25:43I live on that beach a lot.
25:45Why do you go there?
25:45Because it's the closest beach access to my house.
25:47You've got six other ones that are just close.
25:48You don't get to tell me where I go to the beach.
25:50It's such a...
25:51It's such a what?
25:52It's ground zero, man.
25:54Are you done?
25:55I'm sorry, I don't have the feelings
25:56that you require to have a discussion with you.
25:58It's actually comments like that
26:00that make you unrelatable.
26:01My thousands and thousands and thousands of employees
26:03would disagree with you on that one.
26:04All right.
26:05Right?
26:05Because I'm a pretty relatable guy.
26:06We can give you a cookie for that.
26:08I don't know what you want.
26:09I don't want a cookie.
26:09I'm not going to encourage...
26:11Stop, stop.
26:11...people that live next to beach accesses.
26:13If you talk over me, I'm done.
26:14If you talk over me, I'm done.
26:15You're welcome to leave anytime you want.
26:16Okay.
26:17I think we're done here, folks.
26:21And this is why, right here, this is why we can't have a conversation.
26:25You continue to talk over me and be disrespectful,
26:27and I told you if you did those things, I would be done.
26:30You will not talk over me.
26:31So thanks for coming, Cheryl.
26:33I appreciate you wagging your finger in my face.
26:34He wasn't there to listen.
26:36He's there to just talk at someone.
26:38Finding hard solutions is not a touchy-feely game.
26:41It takes grit.
26:42It takes disagreement.
26:43But it takes compromise.
26:45We are one day away from mediation.
26:48It's supposed to be tomorrow afternoon.
26:50I'm going to do my best to stay calm,
26:52but I'm terrified of what they're going to do.
26:55Maybe I hope mediation will work, you know.
26:58Just do what we can.
26:59That's all we can do.
27:00Whatever direction we have to go to make this idiot stop.
27:05Right.
27:07My name's RJ Deacon.
27:09I'm a mediator.
27:10I was asked to come mediate this dispute.
27:13With this being my first official mediation,
27:15I think this is going to be a test under fire.
27:18I don't feel super confident about what I'm going to do,
27:21but how do you eat an elephant?
27:24You do it one bite at a time.
27:31Is there anything that either of you two would like to say to each other
27:35that has less to do with past and more to do with a move forward?
27:39One thing right here that I could think of to say to you that would solve 90% of this
27:44issue?
27:45Take your gates off of the road.
27:47I legally own land farther down this private easement.
27:50You're not allowed to stop people from going down a public access.
27:56If they don't have any legal owning back there, there's no reason.
27:58We have reason.
28:00You have cut off 1,500 acres.
28:02It's all private.
28:03It's owned by individuals.
28:05I'm letting them get to the land.
28:06Because I'm not kneeling back to these idiots.
28:09I'm just done.
28:10I'm trying to make some ground with you here.
28:12Yeah, yeah.
28:13Okay, Josh, I don't want to really fight with you.
28:15Can I just talk to you for a second and be a friend?
28:17I'm offering a hand to be a friend if we can just talk about this.
28:20We know it's your property, man.
28:22But this is a road.
28:25If every single person was living out here in every single plot
28:29and every single person had a gate up on the road,
28:32would we function here?
28:41Yes or no?
28:45Yeah?
28:46Yep.
28:47Seriously.
28:48I just hope at some point you'll realize you're the bad guys here.
28:51Would you like to bring up the things that you said to me online?
28:54Yes, I would.
28:55Bearded, tarred, midget brain.
28:57Yeah, and I heard everything you said online, too.
28:59What did I say?
29:00And all your 2 million followers threatening to kill us.
29:03None of them threatened.
29:04She sent me the messages.
29:06Bullshit.
29:07I read it.
29:07You call me a liar.
29:09I think we're done.
29:10Get yourself out of here.
29:12I'll lock your fucking teeth down your throat.
29:14Don't threaten my wife.
29:15Don't threaten my wife.
29:17Just control yourself, girl.
29:19Seriously.
29:20You just continued to call me a liar with no proof.
29:23I knew that this was going to happen.
29:26So I beat the fuck out of that sportly little bastard.
29:29He just ain't fucking worth it.
29:31The law will fix it.
29:33Ivy, come back.
29:34Lay down.
29:35Hey, obey me.
29:36Lay down.
29:37Please stop.
29:38Move on, then.
29:40Then move.
29:40And don't come back.
29:42I'm just trying to figure out the Eric Wilhelms of the world, what the problem is.
29:48Just because you have a beachfront property, that does not mean that it is morally right
29:55to keep your neighbors off of it.
29:57My wife and I have spent our life building this life for our family, and this is a place
30:01of absolute peace and harmony for us that we aren't going to be able to give up.
30:05We'll fight for it.
30:09I've been a dungeon master since I was about 12, 13 years old.
30:13It's too bad that the neighbor down there is the way he is because he plays it too.
30:18And he says he's a dungeon master too.
30:21Oh, I am definitely a dungeon master.
30:24Dungeons and Dragons is really fun because you get to do whatever you want.
30:28If he was a cool neighbor, then I would have definitely already invited him over to play,
30:32unless he plays fourth edition.
30:35We have probably already played a lot of times by now.
30:37If you're in a situation like this, if you can move, I would.
30:43If you can't, be ready to defend yourself.
30:47I think your neighbors should be one of the first people that you get along with.
30:51If you can't get along with your neighbors, that kind of says something about you.
31:22I think your neighbors should get along with your neighbors.
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