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00:00:12This virus kills just Homelander, or every soup?
00:00:14Don't know, but we'll have a lot of fun to know, won't we?
00:00:16But if Homelander got his hands on some V-1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:00:20Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:00:22I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V-1 formula.
00:00:28Vought, destroy the original formula, that could take years.
00:00:31Do you have V-1?
00:00:32I don't, but Bombside does.
00:00:34That piece of shit's still alive.
00:00:36Clara Vought's name came up.
00:00:37I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:00:39Where is she?
00:00:40Dead.
00:00:40Suicide.
00:00:41Bullshit.
00:00:42Homelander is an open baby book. The Soldier Boy is tricky. I need you to read his mind.
00:00:46I say it!
00:00:47Hallelujah!
00:00:51You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:00:53This is gonna happen now.
00:00:54You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:00:57You know who this is?
00:00:58This is a legend.
00:00:59I was balls deep in Golden Geisha and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:01:05I was visited by an angel.
00:01:07And she foretold my destiny.
00:01:09And what is it?
00:01:10I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:34I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:39The room was completely black.
00:01:43I hugged her and she hugged back.
00:01:46Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:01:54Hey!
00:01:55I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
00:01:58You gotta pay for that.
00:02:00Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
00:02:04I was just gonna do it.
00:02:06Okay.
00:02:07Relax.
00:02:09Ooh.
00:02:12You know what the smell reminds me of?
00:02:15Miriam Liebowitz.
00:02:17I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival.
00:02:19And, uh, I shoved my Gragger up her hamantashen if you catch my drift.
00:02:26We fucked.
00:02:27Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
00:02:30Yes, boss.
00:02:37Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:02:41Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
00:02:46Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49It's my totally legit and believable real name.
00:02:52You're a hard man to find.
00:02:54Well, can you blame me?
00:02:57Fort would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
00:03:00So maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater?
00:03:04What?
00:03:05The leaf show business?
00:03:08Heh.
00:03:09We need to talk.
00:03:13Tanner!
00:03:14You're going on a break.
00:03:17We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry, to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens.
00:03:25And to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
00:03:30Because we need that.
00:03:32Every dang one of us.
00:03:34The indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
00:03:40In here.
00:03:41We're not just-
00:03:42We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
00:03:44Bombsite.
00:03:46Wish I could help.
00:03:48Our noses haven't crossed in years.
00:03:49Heard he got clean.
00:03:50Still.
00:03:52You gotta be able to get a message to him.
00:03:54Nah.
00:03:55Even if I could.
00:03:55Which I can't.
00:03:57He-
00:03:59He's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke.
00:04:01If we don't get to him first,
00:04:04Homelander's gonna get to V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding.
00:04:08V1.
00:04:08We destroyed all those doses.
00:04:13Are you shitting me?
00:04:17What in other than they told Homelander about V1?
00:04:19Doesn't matter.
00:04:20Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
00:04:23Ah, Marvin.
00:04:25A year ago, I-I had a good thing going.
00:04:28My penthouse was paid off.
00:04:30I got the best table of the lanes on two minutes notice.
00:04:33And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
00:04:36My accounts are frozen.
00:04:37I'm living off day-old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
00:04:40You getting to a point?
00:04:41My point is, I'm full of shit sandwich.
00:04:44Thank you very much.
00:04:48Let me make this clear.
00:04:49You either help us, or I cut your fucking balls off.
00:04:53You-you-you-you sound like butcher now.
00:04:55You know that?
00:04:55It's-it's not a great look for you, kid.
00:05:01Having said that, I-I do still need my balls for stuff.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:10Fuck it.
00:05:12I guess we'll poke the shitbag there.
00:05:23Hopefully the thirty-fifth try is the charm.
00:05:27Hmm.
00:05:44Hey, you wanna see me, boss?
00:05:47Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
00:05:50Ideally, no.
00:05:52Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
00:05:54She was gonna come on the pod.
00:05:57Firecracker has moved on to a better place.
00:06:01Orlando?
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05Oh.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:06Shit.
00:06:07Oh, no.
00:06:08Why? What happened?
00:06:09We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh...
00:06:13...non-believers.
00:06:15I'm on the boat.
00:06:15I like boats.
00:06:17Mean boats are like that.
00:06:18Sir, I-I believe in you, sir.
00:06:21I-
00:06:22Which is why we have an important job for you.
00:06:25Some protestors have blocked a new Vought petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea.
00:06:30Right. The one in Africa.
00:06:31Just off the coast of Alaska.
00:06:33Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior, the Saudis are gonna heal some big feelings.
00:06:41OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States.
00:06:44We need that pipeline fully operational and those protestors gone.
00:06:49Gone.
00:06:49I got you.
00:06:51No.
00:06:51Uh, you will shoot a PSA announcing the pipeline is safe and fish love it.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57You know, it's just the fish, they don't love pipelines.
00:07:01In fact, they kinda fuckin' hate them.
00:07:03Thought you were on the boat.
00:07:06So what's more important, Homelander or some fuckin' grouper?
00:07:13Homelander. Homelander. Of course. Yeah.
00:07:15I'm on it.
00:07:24I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:31There's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you.
00:07:36Keep swingin'.
00:07:37You'll get there.
00:07:51Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood, challenged the man.
00:07:56They called him a loked out troublemaker, but he wasn't making trouble.
00:08:01He was teaching love.
00:08:02For America.
00:08:03Come home.
00:08:04As our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly sermon, streaming live every Sunday.
00:08:10Come home to the Democratic...
00:08:12We can't do this.
00:08:14Just...
00:08:14Just fuckin'...
00:08:17No.
00:08:18I told you, Huey.
00:08:19Soon as the German's ready, we go.
00:08:21And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
00:08:23Oui.
00:08:25I beg you.
00:08:27You got a way in?
00:08:28I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
00:08:32Time is set.
00:08:3324 hours.
00:08:37Good.
00:08:39Stick it somewhere close to the altar.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:42Nice and quiet light.
00:08:44Then...
00:08:44Right in the middle of Homelander's lead us in the temptation, deliver us from evil bollocks.
00:08:49It'll spray, fresh pine sand, and a big dose of kill juice.
00:08:53Cunt drops dead, forever and ever.
00:08:55Amen.
00:08:56You don't have to enjoy it so much.
00:08:59Though I beg to differ.
00:09:01I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer. We can still get the V1.
00:09:05Yeah, and so can he. That's a risk we can't take. We're out of time, mate.
00:09:11Right?
00:09:15Surprise, surprise.
00:09:17Butcher.
00:09:18I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
00:09:21Ah, so your head's still up your own arse, is it?
00:09:23Let me ask you, did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
00:09:27Closest hideout we had to you.
00:09:29Starlight.
00:09:30Well, what a pleasure indeed.
00:09:34You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
00:09:37Timeless beauty.
00:09:39She pissed on me once.
00:09:41Yeah, he's a charmer, um, but you can help us find Bombsite.
00:09:44Yeah, well, see, that's, okay, that's, that's the trick.
00:09:47Uh, if Bombsite doesn't wanna be found, you can't, you can't find him.
00:09:51So, what, you gotta, you gotta go sideways.
00:09:53You gotta go through his lady, Golden Geisha.
00:09:55Golden Geisha?
00:09:56Well, that name doesn't sound racist at all.
00:09:58Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Eric Estrada in Operation Orient.
00:10:03Very progressive for the day.
00:10:05But, hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite, yeah, Goldie can.
00:10:09And where can we find the old slag?
00:10:11Well, Goldie's had some health issues lately.
00:10:13She moved into the villages.
00:10:15Vaught villages?
00:10:16Mm-hmm.
00:10:17It's a retirement home for Supes.
00:10:19If it's Vaught, then they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low profile.
00:10:22Does the Pope shit in the woods?
00:10:24I wanna come, can I come?
00:10:25Oh, yeah, it'll be a treat for you.
00:10:27See what real stars look like.
00:10:28All right.
00:10:29You two sought the church.
00:10:30We'll have a word with Geisha.
00:10:32See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
00:10:35Happy, Gov?
00:10:36Um...
00:10:36Yep.
00:10:36He's happy.
00:10:37All right.
00:10:38Let's get cracking.
00:10:42Hey.
00:10:42Guys.
00:10:44I need you to promise me that...
00:10:47We will find that V1.
00:10:48Petit TV.
00:10:50I promise you.
00:11:01We had a deal.
00:11:03One, I was drunk.
00:11:04Two, I never agreed to shit.
00:11:06She did.
00:11:08Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
00:11:10If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
00:11:13At least then I'd get off first.
00:11:14And oh yeah, there's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
00:11:18I offered you a spot in my bunker.
00:11:21I'm VP.
00:11:22Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
00:11:26I need to know if you're in.
00:11:28Or if I need to move to plan B.
00:11:30How about plan go fuck yourself?
00:11:32Mmm.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:34Mmm.
00:11:34People are so...
00:11:36Predictable.
00:11:37Plan B it is.
00:11:53What are you doing?
00:11:58What the fuck?
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:00What did you do?
00:12:01Chloroform.
00:12:02It's quiet.
00:12:04Madam Vice President, is everything alright in there?
00:12:07Apocalypse or no?
00:12:08I need your help.
00:12:10Hamelander cannot become immortal, so send the agents away.
00:12:13Madam Vice President.
00:12:14Uh, I'm fine.
00:12:15I'm fine.
00:12:17I just stubbed my toe.
00:12:18Walking around as people do.
00:12:21Do you need assistance?
00:12:22No.
00:12:23Nope.
00:12:23I am all good.
00:12:24So just stand down and stand by.
00:12:27Confirmation code.
00:12:28Ginger snap.
00:12:34You don't think they could tell?
00:12:35No.
00:12:35No.
00:12:35You did good.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:37All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soldier Boy's mind.
00:12:44I'll take care of the rest.
00:12:46Fuck.
00:12:48I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
00:12:51You're in the big city now.
00:12:53Here, I'm the chief.
00:12:55You smell smoke.
00:12:56That's crazy.
00:12:57I don't smell anything.
00:12:58Sir, there's a fire at the old mill.
00:13:01You know what?
00:13:02You're gonna do alright here, chief.
00:13:05Great spirits say, let's get rolling.
00:13:19What does that smell?
00:13:21It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:13:23That's what death smells like.
00:13:26See the blonde over there?
00:13:27No.
00:13:27I fucked her.
00:13:28In 74.
00:13:30Got me in the mile high club.
00:13:32No plane.
00:13:33How is this low profile?
00:13:34I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
00:13:37There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
00:13:40Not in the faces anyway.
00:13:42But yeah, listen.
00:13:43You know me.
00:13:44I don't like to kiss and tell.
00:13:49Oh, G-49.
00:13:51G-49.
00:13:52Son of a whore.
00:13:54Need bees.
00:13:56Goldie.
00:13:57Look at you.
00:13:59Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
00:14:03There aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
00:14:07Just here to talk.
00:14:09She with you?
00:14:10Kimiko, hi.
00:14:10Wow, uh, I'm a fan.
00:14:13Big fan.
00:14:14Huge fan.
00:14:15Oh, has he had yellow fever?
00:14:17Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
00:14:18I'm the united colors of fever.
00:14:20I don't wanna fuck him.
00:14:21He is old and disgusting.
00:14:23Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
00:14:25What the fuck do you want?
00:14:27We need to talk to Bombsite.
00:14:29Get out.
00:14:30Goldie, come on.
00:14:31Don't Goldie me.
00:14:33You come in here and you bring him up.
00:14:35Well, listen.
00:14:36There was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and Mia before...
00:14:40Sonya, you must have a number at least.
00:14:43Well, I don't.
00:14:44I haven't seen him in years.
00:14:45So kindly fuck off.
00:14:47I have a game to win.
00:14:48They bothering you, Goldie?
00:14:50No, we're not bothering anybody.
00:14:52Yes, they really are.
00:14:53We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
00:14:56Okay, alright.
00:14:57Take it easy there, hot flash.
00:15:00So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
00:15:02I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
00:15:08The old batch is nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
00:15:10We were surrounded.
00:15:11They might be old, but they still have powers.
00:15:15I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
00:15:17Well, that's just a thing, isn't it?
00:15:19They aren't people, are they?
00:15:24Look, if she won't get on board, we wait till she's alone.
00:15:28Yeah, asleep in her room, nip in, grab her, chug her in the van.
00:15:31Take her someplace quiet, make Bombsite come to us.
00:15:34No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:15:36You lay your finger on Goldie, Bombsite's never gonna help you.
00:15:39Oh, bollocks.
00:15:40As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
00:15:42You'll come running.
00:15:42Those are my friends in there, and I know you, Butcher.
00:15:45There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
00:15:47A week from now, all them geysers,
00:15:51be pushing daisies anyway.
00:15:54The fuck does that mean?
00:15:56Marvin, talk some sense into him, would you?
00:15:59Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
00:16:02What has happened to you, kid?
00:16:03It's like you've gone crazy.
00:16:06The whole world's gone crazy.
00:16:07I'm just catching up.
00:16:09Go fuck yourself.
00:16:11Go back to butter and popcorn.
00:16:13Better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into.
00:16:17Pathetic.
00:16:21Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
00:16:24Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska
00:16:27that will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation.
00:16:31Isn't oil bad for the environment?
00:16:33No!
00:16:34Oil is all-natural and organic.
00:16:37It comes from the Earth.
00:16:38And if we don't use it, then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
00:16:42And my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
00:16:46which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities.
00:16:50And most importantly, I swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally.
00:16:55It's completely safe.
00:16:57And you have the deep's green guarantee on that one.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:11Good to go.
00:17:12Hey, do you think we could wait here for a few minutes?
00:17:18Okay, so that one?
00:17:19Mm-hmm.
00:17:20It's like a rabbit, but it's got way too many feet.
00:17:22Really?
00:17:23See a frog eating a dick.
00:17:25This is definitely in my top five.
00:17:29Top five what?
00:17:32Things to do with you.
00:17:34You're saying that like this is the last time we're gonna get to do this.
00:17:41Hey, listen to me.
00:17:43The guys are gonna find bombsite.
00:17:45They'll get to V1.
00:17:46You're not dying.
00:17:48We will have plenty of time to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
00:17:53God, I don't know where it comes from.
00:17:57This unshakable hope.
00:18:02Whenever I get upset as a kid, which was a lot,
00:18:07my dad would always say,
00:18:10you know, son, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react.
00:18:16And that was infuriating.
00:18:18But then I spent a year in an internment camp,
00:18:21and I had no control over anything.
00:18:24I just lay there at night just so fucking angry,
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head.
00:18:35But then I finally understood what he meant.
00:18:38Because the only thing I had left was hope.
00:18:44And it is really fucking hard to hang on to, but I...
00:18:50I'm trying.
00:18:53I think...
00:18:55You might be low-key, the strongest person I know.
00:18:59I prefer high-key.
00:19:07Look, it's... it's Big Bird eating a dick.
00:19:12You see an unsettling amount of dicks up there, I'm just saying.
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:18Why am I on a call sheet for some church bullshit tomorrow?
00:19:22Someone has to cover for Firecracker.
00:19:24Unless you're too busy helping Homelander find V1.
00:19:30We're nowhere on the V1.
00:19:32Huh. Really?
00:19:34Nothing but dead ends.
00:19:35Well, keep me posted.
00:19:37Makeup is gonna need you in the chair, 6am.
00:19:40They can feather my nut hair.
00:19:42I'm busy tomorrow.
00:19:50Holy fuck. The inside of his head.
00:19:52That was terrifying.
00:19:54I'm not kidding, I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
00:19:56They have a lead on V1?
00:19:58Yes, some guy named Bombsite, who Soldier Boy hates.
00:20:01Homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him,
00:20:03with orders not to tell you.
00:20:05Where's Soldier Boy's head in all this?
00:20:06You were right. He's thinking about helping Homelander.
00:20:09Like, he's kind of proud of him,
00:20:11but he doesn't want him to know that he's proud of him.
00:20:15So what's the plan?
00:20:16Don't worry.
00:20:16Saw this coming a mile away.
00:20:19It's handled.
00:20:22By the morning, V1 will be toast.
00:20:24Where are you going?
00:20:26Gotta cut my tracking chip out.
00:20:28Never come in here again.
00:20:30It's time for phase three.
00:20:32Wait, but what should I...
00:20:34Are you really just leaving me here?
00:20:39Fuck!
00:20:44What's got you looking blue, little lady?
00:20:46Gee, Bombsite, it's just...
00:20:48Henry's noticed that I've put on a few pounds.
00:20:51Getting hefty, are ya?
00:20:52You must not be using Vought brand weight control tablets.
00:20:56Just take one with breakfast.
00:20:58Or better yet, instead of breakfast.
00:21:00Our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that ugly belly fat,
00:21:05and give you pep in your step.
00:21:07Second, Bombsite, Henry will be thrilled.
00:21:11Then he will.
00:21:13Fuck!
00:21:15Shit!
00:21:18Hey, Goldie.
00:21:20Night-night.
00:21:23No.
00:21:29Oh, no.
00:21:31Come on, tomorrow.
00:21:37Don't go, damn.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:50Hey, Goldie.
00:22:00Not so fast, white man.
00:22:12This one's for you, eh?
00:22:13Fuck you.
00:22:46No, you'll kill him!
00:22:49Stop!
00:22:52Just come on down
00:22:54To the fifth floor
00:23:01What is taking you so wrong?
00:23:19You sure this is the right address?
00:23:22I'm sure
00:23:24Well, there's no side of bomb site
00:23:26Or fucking anyone
00:23:28Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip
00:23:41Come on, rub it
00:23:42Rub it with your stump
00:23:54What the fuck was that?
00:23:56I can't explain
00:23:56That was Clara
00:23:58You told me she killed herself
00:24:00She did
00:24:00After Ryan did that to her
00:24:03It's his fault
00:24:03So then what?
00:24:04You locked her in your apartment
00:24:05Like some kind of amputee fuck doll
00:24:07And filmed her for kicks?
00:24:09No, no, no
00:24:09It wasn't like that
00:24:11I did
00:24:11I did everything I could
00:24:13To keep her alive
00:24:15To make her happy
00:24:21Just listen to me
00:24:22Okay?
00:24:23It wasn't all like
00:24:29I couldn't let her go
00:24:32I didn't know how
00:24:36Because I loved her
00:24:40And so did you
00:24:44You're goddamn right
00:24:45You're goddamn right
00:24:46I loved her
00:24:47She wouldn't want us fighting over her
00:24:49Don't fucking tell me what she would want
00:24:50You knew her for five minutes
00:24:52I was with her for decades
00:24:55Hold on, hold on, hold on
00:24:56This is a set up
00:24:58Someone's trying to separate us
00:25:01This has been pla-
00:25:03Fucking Sage
00:25:05It's Sage
00:25:07You see?
00:25:08She's trying to screw with us
00:25:10Oh, come on
00:25:11I can't find the B-1 without you
00:25:23Good
00:25:26You don't deserve to live forever
00:25:44Security cameras are looped
00:25:55Who are they?
00:25:58It's almost every psychic in the country
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want
00:26:02With all of them?
00:26:25Oh my god
00:26:27It's Firecracker
00:26:33Jesus
00:26:34I mean, it had to be
00:26:36A Homelander, right?
00:26:39You'd think I'd feel
00:26:41Relieved, but
00:26:43I just feel sad
00:26:44I mean, she's a human being
00:26:47Maybe that's why Homelander killed her
00:26:53A fucking fax machine?
00:26:55Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him
00:26:58Oi
00:27:0023 fucking numbers you had for bombsite
00:27:01And they're all fucking shite
00:27:03Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06I was telling you the truth
00:27:08I have no idea where a bombsite is
00:27:10Or how to reach him
00:27:11So just let me go
00:27:12Can we go?
00:27:13Keep an eye
00:27:21What the fuck do we do there?
00:27:23Fetch her some pliers and put her screws to her
00:27:26She knows more than she's letting on
00:27:29Oh, she doesn't
00:27:31I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress
00:27:34He's right
00:27:35Oh, I know
00:27:37Billing switches sides in the final hour
00:27:41What a twist
00:27:42Shock that never happens
00:27:43But unclench those assholes, fellas
00:27:45I'm here to help
00:27:47I'm a free agent now
00:27:48Came alone
00:27:49You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like
00:27:51That's a good idea
00:27:53That would go against our mutual interests
00:27:57Which is?
00:27:58Stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist
00:28:00From also becoming immortal
00:28:03I want him dead
00:28:04As much as you do
00:28:05You spent the last couple of years
00:28:07Building Homelander up
00:28:08And now you want to tear him down?
00:28:09Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:11You can't trust me
00:28:12Honestly, you shouldn't
00:28:13But you will
00:28:15And why would we do that?
00:28:17I know Campbell and Starlight
00:28:18Are headed to plant your little virus
00:28:20You can trace anyone
00:28:22You know what to look for
00:28:23And you baboons
00:28:24You leave a trail of banana peels
00:28:25Wherever you go
00:28:27I could have stopped you
00:28:28I could have killed you
00:28:30But I didn't
00:28:32That virus
00:28:33Is gonna wipe out the fucking lot of you
00:28:36And you
00:28:38Don't strike me as a suicide type
00:28:40I will be in my nice quiet bunker
00:28:42Reading Wittgenstein in peace
00:28:44Well that is
00:28:45Unless that bleached blonde baby
00:28:47Gets his hands on V1
00:28:49And survives
00:28:51You must have realized by now
00:28:53Granny out there
00:28:54Has no clue how to contact bombsite
00:28:56But
00:28:57I do
00:28:59And I can get him here
00:29:00So
00:29:02Let me help
00:29:08Earlier today
00:29:09There was a catastrophic failure
00:29:10Of a Vought petroleum pipeline
00:29:12Resulting in a significant amount
00:29:13Of crude oil
00:29:14Spilling into the Bering Sea
00:29:17Sorry
00:29:17I'm just shaking off a migraine
00:29:19But your mind is still an open book
00:29:21Chad
00:29:21Yes
00:29:22The spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon
00:29:23Much larger
00:29:25Nope
00:29:26Jimmy
00:29:26We don't know when the rupture
00:29:27Will be sealed
00:29:27I'm hearing weeks at least
00:29:29And yes
00:29:30This pipeline was Deep's baby
00:29:31Rest assured
00:29:32He's got the situation
00:29:33Completely under control
00:29:34I can't breathe
00:29:35I can't breathe
00:29:43Jeremy
00:29:45No
00:29:45No
00:29:48No
00:29:48No
00:29:49No
00:29:49Jeremy
00:29:52No
00:29:53No, no, no, no
00:29:53He's not breathing
00:29:54Stop
00:29:54Look
00:29:58Do you hear me?
00:30:02Can you hear me?
00:30:04We know, Kevin
00:30:05We know it was you
00:30:26Why are you so certain
00:30:28Bombsite will come here
00:30:29If I sent you
00:30:30A picture of Kimiko tied up
00:30:32You'd hop here
00:30:33As fast as your froggy little legs
00:30:35Could take you
00:30:35Park Geisha
00:30:37Over there
00:30:37And keep an eye on her
00:30:59And keep an eye on her
00:31:00I wanted to say
00:31:02I'm very sorry about this
00:31:07I watched every episode
00:31:08Of Undercover Geisha
00:31:09When I was a kid
00:31:10I loved it
00:31:11Even the parts that were
00:31:12Ridiculous racist stereotypes
00:31:16It meant so much
00:31:17To see someone
00:31:18Who looked like me on TV
00:31:23We watched with Japanese subtitles
00:31:24It's how I learned English
00:31:26If you're such a big fan
00:31:27Let me go
00:31:29Isolée
00:31:30But we cannot
00:31:31Not until we get the V1
00:31:33That Bombsite possesses
00:31:34Wait
00:31:35That's what you're after
00:31:37V1?
00:31:42What's so funny
00:31:44I'll tell Bombsite
00:31:45To just give it to you
00:31:46I sure as hell
00:31:47Don't want it
00:31:51He stole the V1 for you
00:31:54So you two could be together forever
00:32:02But you didn't take it
00:32:05I said no
00:32:07Which is why he left
00:32:09I guess for him
00:32:12Watching me get old
00:32:13Was too painful
00:32:17I'm sorry
00:32:18I do not understand
00:32:19Why won't you take it
00:32:21To live forever
00:32:25Maybe torture
00:32:30We're both so young
00:32:31You wouldn't understand
00:32:33Maybe I would
00:32:40Summer is only beautiful
00:32:43When you know winter's coming
00:32:59Is this how you feel?
00:33:07Honey and I talked about it
00:33:11We'd have to
00:33:27Neither of us wants to die
00:33:29But
00:33:31I don't want to be vampires either
00:33:38I'm sorry
00:33:40I hadn't
00:33:41It's okay
00:33:43We're both willing to do it anyway
00:33:47For you
00:34:06Jesus Christ
00:34:07Yep
00:34:08It's pretty much
00:34:09What he was going for
00:34:14Do I even need to say
00:34:16Be careful
00:34:16It's okay
00:34:17It won't go off
00:34:18Until the timer does
00:34:20I think
00:34:41Starlight
00:34:49Starlight
00:34:50Is working
00:34:51Is working in his most
00:34:52Mysterious ways
00:34:53This evening
00:34:54I didn't think
00:34:55I would ever see you
00:34:56In a house of worship again
00:34:58Yeah well
00:34:58I didn't think
00:34:59I would ever see you
00:35:00Meet riding
00:35:00Homelander so hard
00:35:01But
00:35:02I guess we're both
00:35:03Just full of surprises
00:35:04Aren't we
00:35:05Take it you're not here
00:35:06To repent
00:35:06No
00:35:07I'm here to
00:35:08To talk sense
00:35:09Into an old friend
00:35:11You did that for me
00:35:12Do you remember
00:35:12When um
00:35:14Alex and I
00:35:15Were going to get
00:35:15Those matching tattoos
00:35:16And you talked us out of it
00:35:17Tramp stamp crucifix
00:35:19Is a bit of a mixed message
00:35:20Especially on a
00:35:21Shit face
00:35:22Fifteen year old
00:35:23But if memory serves
00:35:25You weren't so grateful
00:35:26At the time
00:35:27Yeah you know
00:35:27It's hard to hear
00:35:28That you're making a mistake
00:35:29You could regret
00:35:30For the rest of your life
00:35:33But
00:35:35I
00:35:36God I wanted your approval
00:35:38So badly back then
00:35:40You know you were like
00:35:42A cool older brother
00:35:43That I never had
00:35:44And
00:35:45You weren't cynical
00:35:47Like Ezekiel
00:35:49You
00:35:52You believed
00:35:55I still do
00:35:56In Homelander
00:35:59Come on Aaron
00:36:01You know I started preaching
00:36:03When I was nine years old
00:36:05At Moldy Tent
00:36:06In Greenwood
00:36:08And people would come
00:36:09And
00:36:10Beg me
00:36:11To pray for them
00:36:13Heal their illness
00:36:14Look after their children
00:36:18Get them a job
00:36:19And I raised my hands
00:36:21In prayer
00:36:21For each of them
00:36:24Those prayers went unanswered
00:36:28Nobody was listening
00:36:31God checked out
00:36:33Homelander is standing
00:36:34In front of us
00:36:35He's not asking
00:36:36For blind faith
00:36:37And when I talk
00:36:39When I talk
00:36:40He listens
00:36:41God is supposed
00:36:42To be selfless
00:36:43Okay Homelander
00:36:44Homelander doesn't care
00:36:46About anyone
00:36:46Or anything outside
00:36:47Of himself
00:36:48May be imperfect
00:36:49But he
00:36:49He brought this church
00:36:51Up out of ruin
00:36:52He fights back
00:36:53Against the secular forces
00:36:54Corrupting this nation
00:36:55He killed Firecracker
00:36:56And you're delusional
00:36:57If you think
00:36:57He won't turn on you
00:36:58Firecracker was a non-believer
00:37:00She brought his wrath
00:37:01Upon herself
00:37:02I am not afraid
00:37:03To stand
00:37:04Before Homelander's judgment
00:37:12But you didn't sneak in here
00:37:14To argue about dogma
00:37:15Did you?
00:37:18Oh Andy
00:37:19I am sorry
00:37:22I really did like you
00:37:48Stop
00:37:51You know what this is?
00:37:53I open it
00:37:54You're dead in 30 seconds
00:38:01So is Andy
00:38:03No
00:38:06She already took the antidote
00:38:10You didn't go to all this trouble
00:38:11Just to waste that on me
00:38:12Nope
00:38:15But I will
00:38:19Unless you let her go
00:38:30Don't be a stranger
00:38:32Don't be a stranger Andy
00:38:32Room for everyone
00:38:33In our flock
00:38:42Authorities are calling it
00:38:43The worst environmental disaster
00:38:45In U.S. history
00:38:46An estimated 2.5 million gallons
00:38:49Of crude oil
00:38:49Plenty of fish in the sea bro
00:38:54But most of them are fucking dead
00:38:59You think official Holocaust is funny bro
00:39:02Uh yeah
00:39:03Payback's a bitch
00:39:04Bitch
00:39:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:08It means
00:39:08I flew up to Alaska
00:39:10Swam down in your dumb pipeline
00:39:12And punched a hole in it
00:39:13It wasn't even that hard
00:39:15That shit is really poorly built
00:39:17What?
00:39:19Why?
00:39:20You killed Adam Bork
00:39:22So I killed a bunch of porpoises
00:39:23Or whatever
00:39:24Now we're even Steven
00:39:28I killed
00:39:29I killed one
00:39:31I killed one dude
00:39:33You killed 1.4 billion fish
00:39:35Motherfucker
00:39:36One human being
00:39:37Who was a national treasure asshole
00:39:39Not just some stupid fish
00:39:44They were my friends
00:39:48Sucks to suck
00:39:49Dipshit
00:39:50Stop
00:39:52Loser
00:39:52So let's record this stupid fucking thing
00:40:21You were never my bro
00:40:22Bro
00:40:49Oh my god
00:40:50Oh my god
00:41:08Hey
00:41:08Some kid shit on the floor in the men's room
00:41:11Again
00:41:13Terrific
00:41:28Bubbler, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
00:41:33You must have been yay high, but you know what?
00:41:34I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:38I don't remember that, Chad.
00:41:41I did.
00:41:43Um.
00:41:43Um, we needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:49I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
00:41:54And you probably got the very reasonable impression that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:01But honestly, fuck those guys.
00:42:04Fuck them.
00:42:05I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:07And I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:16Great.
00:42:19That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
00:42:34Boyardee.
00:42:35Oh, crunch wraps, please.
00:42:37And, uh, solitude?
00:42:40It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:42Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
00:42:44It's going to be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought.
00:42:50And I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:52Sorry.
00:42:52Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't got to enjoy it.
00:42:58I just got to do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:43:02Enjoy it, don't enjoy it.
00:43:05Still mass murder.
00:43:07At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:28Right on cue.
00:43:42I'm sorry.
00:43:43Oi, bum sight.
00:43:44Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:50When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers.
00:43:53I'm going to rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it.
00:43:59And you'll be wiping your bitter ass, bitter half off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now.
00:44:07How's about we just cool our jets.
00:44:10And you and I have a little chinwag.
00:44:13Like proper gentlemen.
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you it looks like that.
00:44:30Yeah, but this is their hideout.
00:44:32So I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no, well, this is nothing.
00:44:39But, you know, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:42You know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage.
00:44:55Taunting me.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:11This makes no sense.
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:21Did I do something wrong?
00:45:22Did I fail you?
00:45:24I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I gave my boy up.
00:45:29Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't just let me become nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I've got to assume
00:45:44the only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:49You're not going to let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right, look, kid.
00:46:04I-I-I've been around a long time.
00:46:07And I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:12You know all those old Supes at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them had their moments in the sun,
00:46:18and they all thought it was going to go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute, she's on the set of Undercover Geisha,
00:46:42getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next, she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces
00:46:47and Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look, there comes a day
00:46:58I got shoved out, too.
00:47:00Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming,
00:47:03and I fought it like hell.
00:47:04But in the end...
00:47:07Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order to things.
00:47:12And the more you fight the inevitable,
00:47:16the more the inevitable just
00:47:18cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a fuckin' whack job.
00:47:44But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49No surprise there.
00:47:54So, there you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10I can go.
00:48:11Leave.
00:48:12No words.
00:48:12Just go.
00:48:13Now.
00:48:14Go.
00:48:15Now.
00:48:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:36I need the tracking coordinates
00:48:37for a Vought Alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:49You hand that over,
00:48:50we all go home happy.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:58Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends
00:49:02get old and die to know.
00:49:04You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07But I won't.
00:49:11That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years
00:49:16already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you,
00:49:27what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out
00:49:44with a Mrs. Lighter.
00:49:46But you ain't leaving here
00:49:47without showing.
00:49:48What, you think I'm stupid enough
00:49:49to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life
00:49:53was in danger.
00:49:54You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:56It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:13Hey!
00:50:16Hey!
00:50:16Hey!
00:50:27Robin, just give him what he wants.
00:50:47Fuck. Let's go.
00:51:02Please, don't.
00:51:05They kidnapped you.
00:51:07I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:51:27What are you, Robbie?
00:51:28Ben.
00:51:29What the fuck is he doing here?
00:51:31I texted him. He's here to help.
00:51:33We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:51:35Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:51:39It's their bone. Let the old dogs fight over it.
00:51:45You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
00:51:48Buddy, the queen sat on this face.
00:51:52It's a national fucking treasure.
00:52:03Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
00:52:07Would you be sure?
00:52:09Because people are fucking predictable.
00:52:24Oh, goddammit.
00:52:27Oh, goddammit.
00:52:48Oh, goddammit.
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:57Oh, goddammit.
00:53:05Ugh.
00:53:06Ugh.
00:53:07Hahaha.
00:53:08Ah!
00:53:24God damn it, I hate flying!
00:53:33Tough skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:53:37Ben, stop!
00:53:39Please!
00:53:46God damn it.
00:53:57I can't give it to you.
00:53:58Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:54:00Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:54:01You're always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You can never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or-
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12Yeah, you were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:18Everything they wanted us to be.
00:54:19Everything they were working towards.
00:54:21They saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:28No.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31No, I wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:38But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back?
00:54:46forever.
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:55But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality and your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:06And you and Goldie can spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:17I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:44I'd do it for the V1.
00:56:07What the fuck is that?
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:33This is the first time I've seen my blood and I can't remember.
00:57:09Don't.
00:57:10I don't want to fight you.
00:57:19You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit, that I was the strongest soup alive.
00:57:25The ultimate expression of what we could be.
00:57:32But she was wrong.
00:57:39She hadn't met you yet.
00:57:54No.
00:58:03I don't understand.
00:58:04You wasn't supposed to.
00:58:06It's impossible.
00:58:08Yeah.
00:58:10When you hate me, I loved her more.
00:58:17And this is what she would want.
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:55Run.
00:58:57Run.
00:58:57Run.
00:58:57Run.
00:59:00Run.
00:59:01Run.
00:59:04Run.
00:59:23Run.
00:59:23Run.
00:59:24Run.
00:59:25Run.
00:59:35Run.
00:59:36Run.
00:59:40Run.
00:59:40Run.
00:59:42Run.
00:59:44Run.
00:59:49Run.
00:59:52Run.
00:59:54Run.
00:59:59Run.
01:00:13Run.
01:00:13Run.
01:00:15Run.
01:00:16Run.
01:00:29Run.
01:00:44Run.
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