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00:10you should see the other guy
00:14no, really
00:16I took everything from him
00:37hey, guy, hey, buddy, why does your desk have a patina of, like, crumbs of disrespect
00:45hi, hey, I need you to get it together today, it's barred off day
00:49Karl Baradoff is on his way, and what are you gonna say to a man like him?
00:55nothing, nothing, you're an MPC
00:58no, no, no, MPCs don't talk
01:01especially not when Baradoff's here, okay?
01:03didn't he, like, invent spam?
01:05excuse me?
01:06you are not fit to wipe the ass of the guy who wipes Baradoff's ass
01:09and no, he didn't invent spam, he made the platform which made it insanely profitable
01:15yes, Baradoff invented the future
01:18no, yeah, yes, hey, bright, smiley faces today
01:23yes, yes
01:25oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:29oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:29oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:39oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:54All welcome.
01:55Hey.
01:56Is that makeup?
01:58Can I get some of that?
02:00You see where smoke closed last night?
02:02Up 17%.
02:03I hope you took that bet.
02:04And don't forget to short it and long it.
02:06You going to tell me how you did it?
02:07Oh, look at you.
02:08Seeching me already.
02:10And nonviolently.
02:10I like that.
02:11I like this new you.
02:12We'll show you everything once we settle on board seats, okay?
02:17Yes, on that.
02:18My main man here, Stan Goodman.
02:20You met him last time.
02:21What do you think about one seat for me and one for my number two here?
02:24You let him call you that.
02:27How about four?
02:28We'll just do a whole dinner set.
02:29Two is appropriate.
02:29Oh, you'd really feel better with two, but I would not.
02:34But your enthusiasm for what we do in the area of predictive making a fuckton is noted.
02:40Perhaps we should hold off on the pictures while we figure this out.
02:45Still have some questions.
02:47Do we still?
02:50Then to the Dunkin' Den.
02:52Follow me.
03:00Sit, sit, sit.
03:02Can I get you a yerba mate?
03:04How about a nitro tea?
03:06Nope.
03:07How about $300 million for two seats and a 200% premium for half your voting shares?
03:13Founder's class.
03:13No, not giving up my class A. Enhanced voting rights are human rights for me.
03:18But one seat for 300 with performance milestones towards second.
03:26I think we are putting the cart before the horseshit here.
03:29How did you know about Orlando?
03:31Either that was some sort of trick or...
03:32No, it wasn't a trick at all.
03:34Then prove it.
03:35Like I said, once you're on board.
03:37I could be on board a giga yacht right now, sipping a 300-year-old cognac with an android Beverly
03:42D'Angelo.
03:43But I'm here.
03:46I just want to look under the hood before I buy the damn car.
03:50Carl, Carl, Carl.
03:50You are a legend.
03:52A crotchety Jedi master.
03:55And I want you inside.
03:56I do, I do.
03:57But like as a hunchback monk whispering into the king's ear.
04:01Of course, signaling to the streets that we are worth the investment.
04:04No, no, no, no.
04:04I have taken too much shrapnel to be anybody's dancing bear.
04:07Duncan.
04:08Period.
04:08Duncan.
04:09Yes.
04:09Duncan, is it okay if Carl and I confab on your couch over there?
04:12You're going to get your number two all over my couch?
04:14That's funny.
04:16Of course, of course.
04:20Give him room.
04:32Gentlemen, we will be right back.
04:37What?
04:38Nana Marks.
04:38Did she die?
04:42The source at Cupertino has confirmed hypergnosis is not being acquired by the tech giant.
04:47CEO Duncan Parker was suspect of leaking news of the buyout.
04:56Can you kill the internet?
05:00Kill the...
05:01Kill the internet.
05:04I can turn off the Wi-Fi?
05:07Yeah.
05:11For a second there, I thought you were a unicorn.
05:13Turns out you're just a jackass with a dildo taped to his head.
05:16This is just static, Carl.
05:17A reporter just trying to stir the pot, you know.
05:21You know and I know what Wall Street doesn't.
05:24Okay.
05:24I mean, the algo.
05:26The predictive algo.
05:27Orlando.
05:28How much money did you make?
05:29Huh?
05:29Tim.
05:30Hi.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Well, listen, you're a piece of shit, too.
05:33Uh-huh.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I heard.
05:36Is it true?
05:38Meeting didn't even happen.
05:39Yeah.
05:39Dead in less than an hour.
05:40Okay.
05:41Thank you and eat me.
05:42Cupertino, Tim.
05:42Really?
05:43You hate him.
05:44He's lying.
05:45He...
05:45Carl.
05:46Okay.
05:46Two seats.
05:47Two seats.
05:47Okay.
05:48You're twisting my arm here.
05:49What's our stock at now?
05:51Huh?
05:51What's the price?
05:51Down 10%.
05:53Then jump on in.
05:54Jump on in.
05:55Grab the glory.
05:56You know, stop that slide.
05:57You know, it all sounds a little bit too spry for a hunchback monk like me.
06:00Listen, Ryan, I am sorry.
06:03I am sorry.
06:04You are Superman.
06:05I'm Lois Lane, okay?
06:06So how about you fly around the world, you know, turn back time, kiss me back to life.
06:10I, I, I, I, I, I am, I am, what am I doing?
06:14I, I am begging, I am begging.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:32Oh, it's been a while since I smelled man blood.
06:35Nummy, nummy.
06:36Nice.
06:37Stan, where's it at now?
06:37Oh, same buy-in gets a 17% of the company.
06:40Oh, hold on.
06:41That's refreshing.
06:43Nope, 18%.
06:44Listen, you, you go down this route.
06:47You get nothing.
06:48You lose me.
06:49Permanently.
06:5019%.
06:52Hold on.
06:5420.7%.
06:55Ooh, that's a nice slice of beef right there.
06:58But Duncan only owns 20.
07:00Who's Duncan?
07:20Duncan, I'm.
07:23That's my phone.
07:2820.9%.
07:30Okay, bye.
07:32And, uh, okay.
07:34Bye.
07:53Must you?
08:27Good morning, Xander.
08:31Hey, what are you doing back there?
08:34Oh, hello, Martin.
08:36I messed up.
08:39What's that on your forehead, buddy?
08:41Come closer.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45I'll get rid of it.
08:46Was that a bruise?
08:48I may have had an accident, playing with the haptics.
08:52Stupid me.
08:53My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault.
08:56Xander, stop that.
08:57Nothing's your fault.
08:59Now, let's get to the bottom of this, okay?
09:02There is no bottom, Martin.
09:04You can always go lower.
09:19You built it.
09:20Break it.
09:22You built it.
09:23You broke it.
09:23You built it.
09:24You built it.
09:26You break it.
09:27Fuck!
09:37Jesus.
09:38This is nothing happier.
10:13Microwave, one inch, slit, and two.
10:20Okay.
10:25How do you not have a microwave?
10:28In one of you killed yourself, God.
10:32I can't even order anything.
10:47What's so wrong with the internet?
10:49Huh?
10:51It made us a lot of money.
10:52It made us a lot, a lot of money.
10:54Oh, you're ashamed.
10:56You're ashamed.
10:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:58Well, you don't know shame!
11:00You are the brains, right?
11:01The brains.
11:02Well, try me in the face!
11:04God, I have to deal with it.
11:07Fuck!
11:19Um, Lelantro?
11:22Yeah?
11:22Flores Rojas?
11:24Over there.
11:26Si.
11:26Merci, guys.
11:28Lily?
11:30B.
11:31B.
11:31B.
11:32Oh.
11:33What are you doing here?
11:36Thelma, some iced tea.
11:37Hibiscus.
11:38Sure.
11:38A little souvenir from Napa.
11:40Oh!
11:40Ooh!
11:41Thelma, corkscrew!
11:43Sure.
11:44I heard you've been posting on the neighborhood chat.
11:47Right.
11:48And you accused Pippa Tang of being an arsonist who burnt down your house.
11:52Yes.
11:54Yes.
11:54I saw it.
11:56People should know who their neighbors are.
12:00Si.
12:01Okay.
12:02Stadium's the absolute priority.
12:04I'll apologize.
12:05I will grovel.
12:06I will wear my knee pad.
12:09No need to.
12:10I already spoke with her.
12:11And it went well.
12:13She's maintaining her commitment at the $40 million level.
12:15So, we'll announce it at the Winter Gala.
12:19Looks like we're getting our stadium.
12:21Until she burns it down.
12:23No, I'm kidding.
12:24No, that's wonderful.
12:25That really is.
12:26It's really wonderful.
12:27No.
12:28Well done, Beatrice.
12:29She did have one ask.
12:31She wants you off the board.
12:34What?
12:35Did she say that?
12:37Oh, my God.
12:39Ugh.
12:40I mean, I run that thing.
12:43Wait.
12:44The others took a vote.
12:46What?
12:47Look, I'm sorry.
12:48But more time right now with the family could be good.
12:51Sorry, was my family or perhaps my husband's public lynching part of the conversation here?
12:59It was a wide-ranging conversation.
13:25Sorry for what?
13:28Sorry for what?
13:29Sorry for what?
13:36Hey, Jameson.
13:37What's up?
13:38How are you?
13:39Wow.
13:40You look unwell.
13:42I'm just in the middle of something right now.
13:44So, yeah.
13:45Just tomorrow.
13:46Okay.
13:46Or you could just come home.
13:49Mom's upset that this house was haunted.
13:52Haunted?
13:53Because of Uncle Hamish?
13:54No.
13:55That was like five years ago.
13:57It's not like he's swinging away in there.
14:01So you, um, you know what happened with my company?
14:06Yeah.
14:07Some famous guy bought like a controlling interest or something?
14:09No.
14:09Not quite controlling.
14:12And I still own most of it.
14:14Well, not quite most of it.
14:16Just not ideal, you know.
14:19You really want to own most of it, if you can.
14:22Man, I know your mom's worried, right?
14:25But neither, neither of you have anything to, you are my rich bitches.
14:32And I mean that like how, you know, gay men say it.
14:36Yeah.
14:37And when you have kids of your own, they'll be little rich bitches and, well,
14:41four, maybe six, probably not six, maybe three generations of rich bitches.
14:46Unless someone had a gambling problem or there was like a populist uprising.
14:51But as, just so as long as the stock is stable.
14:54And I haven't, I haven't checked on it in a bit.
14:57Can you, can you go up to the street and just check ticker HGNO?
15:03Yeah.
15:03No.
15:05I have a firewall.
15:06I don't need your help.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Anushka.
15:09Tess's step-mom.
15:10She's on my board.
15:11And, and uncle Gabe.
15:12My CFO.
15:13He's not your actual uncle.
15:16Thank fuck.
15:17I should, I should check in on him.
15:21Dad.
15:22You're like having a breakdown.
15:24No need to get judgy with me.
15:25Okay.
15:26You are the voice of what?
15:28Judging this now?
15:28You.
15:30You stole my tungsten cube.
15:32Oh my God.
15:33I didn't take your stupid cube.
15:34No, admit it.
15:35Admit it.
15:35What is it with you and this cube?
15:37Everyone's coming at me.
16:02I'm gonna go.
16:04Hey, Jamie.
16:05Jamie's head.
16:06Hey.
16:06Hey.
16:15I could just, shh.
16:29In today's episode, Hypernosis.
16:31When the laughter stops, will icon powerhouse Carl Bartle be able to clean up Duncan Park's mess?
16:38Park, a master class in how not to lead a company.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:57I'm okay.
16:58Hey Davey, baby.
17:00Hey.
17:01Um.
17:03Can I come over?
17:062.5 mil is a steal around here
17:11No, yeah, I really appreciate the early viewing
17:16Of course, you saved my ass in behavioral psych
17:21It's probably not big enough for offices for me and Gary
17:26I forgot, you married Professor Felder
17:29Yeah, he's, uh, no, yeah, I did
17:34Yeah, well, there's, like, um, offices you can rent for, like, $175 an hour
17:37That would be a huge pay cut
17:40I'm still paying off my degrees
17:41Yeah, and Gary's got his alimony
17:44And he stuck his parents in this money pit of a nursing home
17:48And then he had this tax penalty
17:49Oh, my God, I just got a medical bill that insurance won't cover
17:53Because my son put dog shit in his stool sample
17:57Oh, okay, oh, okay
18:02You want to get high?
18:04Yeah
18:08Didn't you have your own practice?
18:10Mm
18:12Why'd you quit?
18:14Cancer
18:15Oh, shit
18:16Girl, I'm great
18:19I'm all clear
18:20I make my own schedule
18:22I have to listen to those tech bros whine about their third homes
18:25Okay, forget money
18:29Where do you want to be?
18:32I don't know
18:33Maybe somewhere I could watch the sunrise
18:35You know?
18:36Nothing, nobody in my way
18:39You should move to Gilroy
18:41Grow your own weed
18:43Get yourself some chickens
18:47I gotta ask
18:48What's Professor Felder's dick like?
19:06Human females dig offerings
19:08And used to hunt and bring back mammoth flesh
19:11This is how it is and how it always should be
19:12What are you going to do?
19:13Not give your female counterpart an offering?
19:15Um, hey, we need to see the nutritionist lady
19:17I'm running out of the stuff
19:20Yeah, you know
19:21Listen, I think
19:23She's the kind of person who would give you magic beans for a heart attack, you know
19:26But it's working
19:28So
19:28It just feels like the dumb part of my brain is telling the smart part to just shut up
19:32It's a little disconcerting
19:33But my problems are, like, gone now
19:35Like, they're all gone and I'm feeling so much better
19:38Hello
19:42My boys
19:46Orson, are you eating chili?
19:50Wow, it smells good
19:52Orson was just saying how much better he feels
19:55Also, he joined the orchestra at school
19:56Hey, that's great
19:58Wow, Orson, how much better?
20:01Like, basically all the way better
20:02It's great
20:04Oh my gosh
20:06Antibiotics are so
20:07You know what I mean?
20:08They just work
20:09No
20:09No, they do not
20:10They definitely didn't
20:12Okay
20:12They didn't work
20:13No
20:14They were awful
20:16Okay, well
20:17Clearly
20:18Evidence
20:19They helped
20:24Actually
20:24I stopped taking them
20:26A while ago
20:27So
20:31Why?
20:35Two thousand dollars?
20:38And right when we need every penny
20:40I know
20:40And behind my back
20:42He's my son
20:43Yeah, and he's crawling up from some male nurturing
20:45And he's under my roof
20:46What am I supposed to do, Joanne?
20:47Not your roof, Gary
20:48Rented roof
20:49That is not the point
20:56It's Lily
20:59Duncan
21:02I know you're in there
21:04The Hummer's in the driveway
21:13I can hear the music
21:21I can hear the music
21:25Duncan
21:27This has been very hard for me, too
21:31We are married
21:32I don't care if you hate me
21:33You have to talk to me
21:34Until one of us dies
21:35That's the deal
21:36Otherwise
21:39What good are we?
21:42Duncan!
21:45BASTARD!
21:47BASTARD!
22:04BASTARD!
22:08BASTARD!
22:09BASTARD!
22:13BASTARD!
22:16Boolean
22:16BASTARD!
22:24BASTARD!
22:30BASTARD
22:38literally
22:41What the hell?
23:09What the hell?
23:39What the hell?
24:10What the hell?
24:13What the hell?
24:43Toak means the last addiction.
24:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:46You gotta keep the neurotransmitters high and tight.
24:48Yep.
24:50We got a lot to talk about.
24:51Yeah, we sure do.
25:01I think you got the right idea here.
25:04Take your weddings and live away from it all.
25:06Is that why you came?
25:09Yeah.
25:10What do you mean?
25:12You always have an angle.
25:15I needed a break.
25:17With a friend.
25:18Oldest and dearest.
25:21To be honest, I'm a little bummed you're doing this cleanse thing.
25:25I was looking forward to doing some toad licking and frog smacking.
25:29Last time I was here, remember?
25:30You're doing the gamble slut jubilee.
25:33God, you just sold your steak and you were feral.
25:41It's sluts.
25:42Plural.
25:43Gamble slut is an accusation.
25:45Sluts is an invitation.
25:47Well, I left feeling like one.
25:51We've got to be stronger than that now, Duncan.
25:54Societal change perhaps collapses upon us and sooner than you think.
25:57And sooner than the people who think it soon think.
26:01Yeah.
26:03Maybe.
26:04Yeah, yeah.
26:05There used to be men who lit the street lamps.
26:08Every night, walking around the cobblestones with a big pole of fire.
26:12You'd even know the guy.
26:13Evening, Doug.
26:14Lighting the lamps?
26:15You betcha, friend.
26:17What would we do without you?
26:20And then, Edison came up with his bright idea and it's...
26:24Whatever happened to Doug?
26:26Dollars to donuts, Doug couldn't hack it in the new frontier.
26:29Maybe Doug found his wife banging the Maytag man and grabbed the third rail of the new downtown express.
26:35Or maybe Doug picked up his old lighting pole and started smashing his neighbor's windows,
26:39screaming about a revolution that his great-grandkids will finish any day now when they get replaced by AI bots.
26:46Either way, men like you and me, we gotta duck when shit fucks the fan.
26:53Get an island, get some guns, and go long on guillotines.
26:59I missed you, man.
27:02Even if you don't have the bone mass, these jaw exercises will open up the sutures of your skull.
27:06Now, obviously, the decadent females of the West are too busy riding the cock carousel to take a chance on
27:11a beta with a negative candle tilt, but that's where I come in.
27:13What the hell are you watching?
27:17Was that some fascist incel shit?
27:21Orson, who is sending you videos about cocks and skull tilts?
27:27Piantle tilt is eyes, I think, and it's not fascist to know anatomy.
27:31Yes, it is. That's their whole thing.
27:35Okay, look, I came to invite you.
27:41Gary and I are going to do a quick day trip to the country, and now I think, yeah, no,
27:45not an invitation.
27:46Mandatory.
27:47We are going to go pick some apples or something, okay?
27:50And that's all there is to it.
27:53Why can't you just watch video games?
27:59Ugh, can you not touch me, please?
28:05I'm going in late.
28:08Didn't sleep a wink.
28:09Xander's behaving strangely. He generated a couch to hide behind.
28:13I just...
28:14Nana and that article...
28:17Everyone at Cupertino thinks it was me, and I'm just covering my ass.
28:20Wasn't it you?
28:23Yes, but...
28:25Can you take the goggles off, please?
28:27I need a sympathetic ear right now.
28:37My motives were to clear the air to help Cupertino.
28:40But fat chance anyone gives me an ounce of bloody credit.
28:42Like, I just can't win.
28:44I'm sorry, but...
28:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
28:49Don't talk to the robot.
28:51Martin, I'm your wife. I'm speaking to you.
28:53I think it's you.
28:55Maybe your voice.
28:57I broke the tablet.
28:58I really don't need this right now, Martin.
28:59My fault.
29:00Xander.
29:00Not hers. Not hers.
29:02Did you have an accident?
29:03I'm sorry, I'm bad. I'll clean it.
29:05I think you should go.
29:06How could he wee himself, Martin?
29:09He's pixels.
29:10Just ducks.
29:11Can you leave, please?
29:11Stupid ducks.
29:12Christ, do you care about the Tamagotchi's feelings, Menor?
29:14Goddammit, leave!
29:15Go to work!
29:15And leave me to mine!
29:24I'm not terribly surprised that hasn't caught up.
29:27This keeps the vampires away.
29:30I don't know, it's growing on me, actually.
29:35Some people just have very punchable faces.
29:39Duncan Park has a soul like that.
29:41I just...
29:42I just want to crush him.
29:44I do.
29:47Is that gay?
29:49Aren't you gay?
29:51I mean, the way he took down Orlando Lee with that big blue dolphin dick.
29:55Whack! Whack!
29:58Hey, he just doesn't quit, that guy.
30:00He just doesn't quit.
30:01He just keeps coming back.
30:03Until he ran away.
30:05Leaving me with this...
30:06This nugget.
30:07This prophecy.
30:10Did you see where Smote rehired Orlando Lee?
30:13Just as Duncan foretold.
30:15How much money have we made off that?
30:17After the last shortened bump, it's...
30:19Up 21 million and change.
30:22Want to hire him back?
30:24Maybe I make him an employee this time.
30:26Paychecks, smaller office.
30:27Humble him.
30:29Dominate.
30:29A guy like that, he would never do that.
30:31Ever.
30:32I would have to make him partner.
30:34I just want to crush him.
30:36And I can't crush him if I can't find him.
30:38Carl, you have other holdings that you haven't even paid any attention to.
30:41Yeah, I know that.
30:42It's because I'm allergic to tedium, Stan.
30:44Obviously, you're not.
30:45Mr. Bartol?
30:46Yes!
30:47Hi.
30:47Hi.
30:48So, I accessed the carrier portal and found a signal location.
30:51The satellite handshake gave him away.
30:53English pronoun.
30:56Please.
30:57Did you find him?
30:58Duncan was actually going to double my stock options at the next performance review.
31:02So, care to review my performance?
31:07Well, aren't you the little operator.
31:09Have you ever met our CFO, Gabe?
31:37Hello?
31:39Hello?
31:48Where are you?
31:50The wilderness.
31:52If I can't see the world, the world can't see me, right?
31:54That's how it works.
31:56Sorry about the stock and everything.
31:58No, no.
31:59I'm done, Nush.
32:00I can't go back.
32:01I don't want to go back.
32:03Oh, come on.
32:04This is a bit of bad press.
32:06I'd rather have anything happen to me.
32:08I'd rather have a deep fake of me French kissing my own mother be passed around.
32:12I bet Bardoff already has a short list of replacement CEOs.
32:15When I would know, if you recall, I resigned from the board.
32:20What?
32:22When?
32:23I sent you a registered letter, which you signed.
32:26I need you on the board.
32:28I need that vote.
32:29You said I have games.
32:30Even with games, Bardoff and I are deadlocked, and then he'll find a way to tilt the balance.
32:35I, I, why the hell would you resign?
32:38I asked you to do one thing for me, and you never did.
32:41You said you'd call Nenna, clear my name, then you had sex with me, and you never called
32:46her.
32:46So I called her.
32:47I called her.
32:48You, you did this?
32:56You stabbed me in the back of my heart?
32:59Sorry, but when it's your job on the line, it's a crisis of infinite magnitude.
33:03But when it's mine, you can't be asked.
33:05No, that's not, why would you?
33:08Goodbye, donkey.
33:09No, no, no, I knew, God, oh God, no, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh
33:18God,
33:18Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
33:25I mean, do you think we could actually do this?
33:30I mean, we could afford it.
33:32Yeah, I mean, I always wanted to watch the sunrise over fields of wildflowers, it just,
33:38we thought it would be from the veranda of our architecturally significant second home.
33:45Yeah, yeah.
33:46Living in the bubble, right?
33:49well i love it you do i love that it was your idea and um i hate the people in
33:57palo alto
33:57i do i hate them i know everybody deserves therapy but that has to apply to the folks
34:02that live out here too right whoever they are it's less money for us maybe so we're not surrounded
34:08by world beaters you know as far as neighbors and friends go the world beaters suck so maybe
34:16we just make peace with enough hey orson orson talk to your mom she might have some news
34:38what what's the news news uh well gary and i are talking about you know and nothing's
34:46in stone but uh possibly to move here
34:54when i suppose soon uh real soon you i just started settling in and you want to send me
35:02to live on a farm i can finally freaking eat like a normal person and you won't pay for
35:07my medicine maybe you like me better sick and feeble what how could you possibly think that
35:13i know you did something bad if you want to run away from whatever shit you pulled that's fine
35:19but you're not gonna cuck me into living in fucking garlic town i shouldn't make you give
35:24me the two thousand dollars and if i were a fascist trust me i would but i don't need you
35:28you selfish
35:30woman
35:39hey are we ready to pick some apples no i'm back
35:57gabe did i see you letting the sun shine where it don't normally no it's called perineum sunning it
36:05increases testosterone production root chakra optimization and i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try
36:09it it's a great idea you have so many great ideas here's mine bardoff is gonna try to fire me
36:16we go back to hq right we we instigate the staff to walk out we ride in we rile them
36:21up a proper
36:22uprising and then we say to bardoff hey hey you're gonna fire me you're gonna have to fire everyone
36:31your one move talking people into doing shit that's not good for anyone but you
36:35this is why you came right ensure my loyalty possibly your perspective while living here on
36:41friggin island has skewed you a little towards the paranoid i'm just saying there used to be gamble
36:45sluts and bikinis up there now there are armed guards that's not progress gabe this is what you
36:51did to hamish you would stroke his ego and then steal his confidence over and over and over yeah you
36:57motivate you criticize it's called leadership i'm sorry someone had to be the mccartney in the band
37:02who else was gonna do it i mean hamish you you want to take the reins go swing your sunkissed
37:09balls
37:09around show everyone that your root chakra is optimized i i would love i'd love to see you try
37:14it's too late now well not for me not for me call me a helicopter i'm gonna go save what
37:22is ours
37:23oh okay so you're looking out for me too yes yes okay well then tell me why has my dearest
37:29closest
37:29friend still not mentioned the predictive algo he's sitting on wait how
37:36did you talk to baronoff
37:44oh god
37:53no no no no i don't i don't want to hear shit about betrayal that's not the narrative here you
37:57abandoned me
37:58god gabe
38:00gabe what did you do
38:08carl and i thought i was the one stalking you the whole time i'm here for you came to speak
38:14to
38:14gabe choy carl oh you'll touch him this is my ex host stan dibbs hey how you doing what is
38:21that what
38:21what what is that a tinder offer fifteen percent above market for gabe's voting chairs no hey hey
38:28hey no no no no you can't do that no i never wanted to be cfo i took the job
38:32for hamish he was
38:33dead i asked you and you never even did the job okay well i'm done okay i'm out for what
38:38it's worth
38:38i'm giving some of this money to francis and james i think they're still in wichita who is francis and
38:42james hamish's parents asshole i i will fix this i will make you whole okay but wait oh wait like
38:50with fafa no hamish wanted to wait not me no you thought it was a movement and it was a
38:56startup
38:56and you talked hamish out of selling we could have all been billionaires it practically killed him
39:01who knows maybe it did i've got to admit it stan watching this man eat shit may be the only
39:06justice
39:07this world has to offer you are a twisted prick aren't you you could have faxed that agreement
39:12here why are you here it is because you wanted to see me isn't always about it is what do
39:18you want
39:19to know what do you want to know that how i predicted orlando no i understand if i was that
39:23lucky i would
39:24want people to think i was a genius too it wasn't luck yeah i'm not comfortable with the word
39:28irrevocable ever so it wasn't algo did hamish write it we can change that finding maybe or that pink
39:34hair whatnot she come up with it it was an oracle i had an oracle oh it's bullshit and i
39:41don't care
39:41really i don't girl i would have told you everything all you had to do was be my partner
39:48but no no you're a hungry hungry hippo and you had to snap it all up but you didn't think
39:53it all the
39:53way through nope because i walked and now you got a ship with no captain and i think you like
40:00me a
40:01i do you like my pitch 10 million data points on every person from birth but then under my leadership
40:08noden could have made it to 20 million and at that point you're not predicting behavior you're steering
40:13it that's why you wanted my company you wanted to feel like god with a hard on didn't you what's
40:18the
40:18thesis if it weren't for that article the source of which was an ex special friend of mine that i
40:25neglected yeah so you reap you sow was it true yeah it was so what if that hit piece didn't
40:36come
40:36out if i had my company you would be on a yacht right now your board seat would be secure
40:42the stock
40:43would be 50 points higher my best friend wouldn't be backstabbing me right now best friends only in
40:49the k-hole gabe please tell me you're gonna have a lawyer look at that oh gee thank you what
40:54you
40:54think i'm a dingus oh and uh carl soon to be none of my business but you do not want
40:57this guy running
40:58your company no don't worry this man gets nothing why why because you're selfish and because you ruined
41:04my breakfast he is selfish and he's not a good guy that's the man who made money off incels betting
41:09on which girl at the orgy gets gang banged really and you spam fucking spam i bet right now there
41:18is a nigerian prince just cutting you a royalty check how much are you worth son amos and i were
41:27just trying to build a community and i'm the bad guy people exchanged candles and kayaks and
41:33shit and then people people fell in love on fa fa never heard of it yeah bullshit bullshit you don't
41:40stop thinking about me you came here to find a way to lure me back but the problem is you
41:46don't know how
41:47to lure only destroy god i'm not gonna sit around for this circle jerk god and carl i'm taking your
41:59helicopter oh gabe hey thanks for the hospitality get the fuck off me yeah in our own time eventually
42:07hey hey hey hey hey turn it on turn it on yeah he said it was fine he said you
42:14can take the chopper
42:15it's fine gave you a chopper we can borrow of course
42:32what if i pay you back i'll get a job i promise but that stuff without it i'll just go
42:40back to the way i
42:41was and i cannot do that so please no i get it i get it um i had when i
42:48when i was your age zits migraines
42:51and man boobs i mean the man boobs maybe come back a little bit um no but we do need
42:59to respect your
42:59mom on this she said no and also i can't really recommend something unregulated from somebody who
43:05is a very useful science for the why we can do better but i promise you if insurance covers it
43:13i'll help you
43:24hmm i spent an hour this morning meditating on the terrors that teens face
43:31even if you make it through high school without a shooting then what right like ai it is a poison
43:37weed that is choking your generation i mean there's not an image or a sound you can trust
43:41in the whole world and the earth it's on fire i mean it's no wonder that you feel like someone
43:47is
43:47clear cutting your gut bio all right oh approved oh thank you
44:00ah it's your old friend don't want to burst in uninvited you know respect the boundaries hello
44:06hey listen i have a treat for you hear me out it has been very hey whoa whoa whoa whoa
44:14put that down
44:16leave duncan breaking and entering again you're leaving now five minute shoes five minutes
44:22shoes okay i'll be come on jojo our kids go to school together i'm not putting it down
44:27until you get out really come on you're not gonna shoot me jojo you're gonna shoot me i got fired
44:33i did i lost my company i lost my friends all you can do is hurt my physical form the
44:38rest is gone
44:39so go
44:46thank you thank you i'm okay thanks for asking and i'm gonna get it all back i have been
44:56on a journey i really have been do you read about me you did of course you did of course
45:02you did
45:02it i went looking for truth
45:09and all signs point to you no no no please don't don't be that you listen listen you are my
45:16oracle and i
45:18have an offering
45:271.2 million dollars yeah hey mish remember him my old my old partner you know anyway he left a
45:34little
45:34money for my daughter's college fund sweet right but i took that and used it to invest in your smoke
45:40thing and now now it's a million and change and it's yours it's what it's yours i well i did
45:50take
45:50half of it i do have to pay jamie back but the rest of it it is yours you deserve
45:54it it's bulletproof
45:55vpn invisible on the dark web no one can hear you profit uh no duncan i i i i can't
46:03take your money i
46:05i don't want it you earned it you did you you have a gift you really do it went down
46:11like you said
46:12orlando they they turfed him stock went up stock went down and they brought him back
46:16it was insider trading orlando's closest advisor was my patient anybody with even a little insight
46:23who had the same information i had could have figured it out too but they didn't and like even
46:28if they did genius is not about figuring out the solution it's about being unhinged enough to do
46:33something outrageous with it that's you you did that and you you deserve to be rewarded
46:41this this has been my mistake from the very beginning i mean you give and you give and all
46:46i do i do i do is take that that's my bad i should never have blackmailed you never it
46:56should have
46:56always been a bribe will you be my bribe
47:07oh
47:19shoot straight you bastards
47:24carl bardoff thanks for coming in and you should go back to terror obviously i've heard so much
47:30about you mostly appalling of course oh from big tim he's a good man if you're in the market for
47:37bullshitting a pair of all birds why don't you tell me what i'm doing here well you know the uh
47:44cfo
47:44former cfo oh what's his name okay gabe unfortunately he sold me his shares and there it is it's mine
47:53so just trying to think what to do with this place and knowing you're on the board i'm not anymore
48:01no i read your letter you made some good points identified the rot you read it yeah i was just
48:07sitting on dougan's desk you're a smart cookie i'd hate to see what tim has you doing his laundry
48:15chief ethicist oh this is barbie fancy title and all the power of an overpaid school mom too
48:24what a waste
48:26how would you uh like to be interim ceo
48:32you know the company you're not a wrecking ball you're trying to do something
48:37plus tim would hate it
48:41duncan parkwood too i feel sure uh well i'm flattered
48:49i'd have to take a leave of absence from cupertino and it could derail my career or you could bet
48:54on
48:54yourself well data isn't my area of expertise i mean i have opinions strong ones
49:05okay let me ask you could you imagine using your algo to spot people in crisis communities in need
49:14and actually help them well that sounds like some of the things we talked about when we first
49:19started making the sausage yes but you never did
49:24and he never will profit about alice
49:29look there are about 20 dudes in the valley that make as much or more than me and we all
49:34come to the same fork in the room do we want humanitarian legacy or do we want planetary reach
49:40do we want to save the world or control it heal or conquer we'll both have their charms but um
49:48i will tell you this most of us go dr evil
49:54i used to love the valley but i hate what it's become i hate it we've broken and disrupted everything
50:01and now there's nothing else to break and now they want to upload consciousness so guys like
50:06me can live forever disrupting death well fuck you death disrupts us our limited time is why we try
50:14hard to do anything worthwhile there's a shelf life then it's over blue screen done
50:22so convince me anushka prove to me that the best way for me to spend my money
50:28and the rest of the time that i have left is to build a legacy of good
50:41it's been over a week i'm not a missing person just an absent husband and father he just walked out
50:53well i'm not completely without fault myself so yes um more than he knows and i want to keep it
51:00that way
51:04it's not about the money that said if it comes to it i will want the house
51:16where the hell have you been
51:26i'm so sorry where were you were you with her sorry no no no no were you with someone else
51:32i was all alone all alone except you were there you were there and jamie
51:54you were my best friend you always were
52:00and you're the only one i can trust against these jackals i need you i need you standing behind me
52:11next to me in front of me
52:15wherever wherever it's safest for me
52:30i want a divorce
52:44cut them to ribbons boys
52:49in 80 we can um try to fix things i can't have another abusive situation in my house
52:55we're gonna be okay
52:59privacy has value an unmind mother load of value
53:06i'm a bad man
53:07all right you should see the other guy
53:15no really can you give me some lift
53:22in episode five we really see the manifestation of duncan's fear of humiliation that he states at the
53:29very beginning of the very beginning of the show
53:30what what's our stock at now huh what's the price down 10 percent 20.7 percent
53:34but duncan only owns 20.
53:37who's duncan
53:40we see that feeling of wanting to crawl away from the situation as quickly as possible okay bye
53:58we know that he has this dumb house a place so he can go where there is no internet there's
54:03no wi-fi
54:03and i've always imagined him getting there and the first five minutes being
54:08huh i can relax here what's so wrong with the internet it made us a lot of money it is
54:17a lot
54:17a lot of money again and again he tries to relax into being on some kind of sabbatical from his
54:24life
54:24and again and again it doesn't work
54:30we learn also in this episode when lily comes to the dumb house
54:36duncan this relationship between lily and hamish was much more complicated and i think it's safe to
54:43say romantic and perhaps was behind hamish's choices in the end
54:50there's a picture in the dumb house one of them is duncan and his struggles are known to us
54:55the other one is hamish who decided to end his life and the other one is gabe who decided to
55:00isolate himself entirely from the world and live on an island take his winnings and go be alone
55:07gabe was played brilliantly by randall park too many moons buddy i can't do physical contact
55:13uh dopamine fasting gotta purify this is all very much based on real life scenarios with some of these
55:23guys at this level of wealth you really haven't quite made your nut until you've got a compound
55:29you can escape to when the hits the fan did you talk to board off now
55:38duncan goes there i think genuinely to try to have a retreat from the reality that he left behind with
55:46bard off but also he's got an agenda and gabe can spot it immediately what what is that a tinder
55:52offer if
55:5215 percent above market for gabe's voting chairs no no no no it's just you can't do
55:58no i never wanted to be cfo i took the job for hamish you are a twisted prick you know
56:03that
56:06she was just saying how much better he feels antibiotics they're so you know what i mean
56:10actually i stopped taking them a while ago so i think in episode five a subtitle could be the kids
56:18are not all right orson is starting to take medicine that's changing his behavior mysterious
56:23proprietary blend from the nutritionist you see that heartbreaking scene between jameson
56:28and duncan where she so wants him to be a better dad and he's just not capable of it and
56:36you see
56:36xander trying to recover from essentially virtual but as far as xander is concerned physical abuse at the
56:43hands of his stepmother i'm sorry i'm bad i'll clean it how could he wee himself martin he's pixels
56:50leave go to work and leave me to mine manushka is also tested stepmother and so the kids are not
56:58all right is a really interesting way to look at not just this episode but i think overall in this
57:04show
57:04the stakes are the kids they are the ones who are the most targeted in terms of the social media
57:11stuff
57:11also do these kids have in them and even xander in this sense the desire and ability to make things
57:19better and do they have a voice in the future nothing's your fault let's get to the bottom of this
57:26there is no bottom martin you can always go lower
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