#H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Episode 4 #video #short #film #movie
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00:00Previously on Hitted Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need you.
00:40Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff deeps.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head track.
01:17What should I do now or wait a second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go, your love.
01:55High on my sleeve, not where you should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:03My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:11Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:24So let's go to the market.
02:25All right, look who's stuck there.
02:30It's the camera, it's the camera, it's the camera.
02:32You can't.
02:32You can't.
02:33You can't.
02:35You can't.
02:36You can't.
02:41You can't.
02:43You can't.
02:49I'm not.
02:51You can't.
02:52You can't.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:02All right Shane, you're good, you're ready to go?
04:06That's great Shane, over your shoulder, this is great, okay, take a look through the camera,
04:11directly to the camera, hit that mark and give me that pose, God damn.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year
04:52in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58I can't, I can't leave all I know, there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a while, it's just a while I'm at please.
05:13Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a while, it's just a while I'm at please.
05:22Take it easy on me, it's just a while, it's just a while, it's just a while, it's just a
05:49while.
05:49Take it easy on me, it's just a while, it's just a while, it's just a while, it's just a
06:19while.
06:19It's just a while, it's just a while, every single step, that's the money my friend.
06:46She's what pregnant Jackie's pregnant
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ man, you gotta work on your lying
06:56Hey Hayden, what great news
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man
07:02Really
07:03Holy shit, dude
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down
07:07I mean she's fucking boring, man
07:09Fair enough
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Cause she's a beast
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me
07:27You're an asshole
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica
07:32Jessica
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that
07:36I'm sorry, Virgin Mary
07:38I'm not
07:38Here
07:39Tag, you are it
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane
07:42Oh yeah
07:44Look, I'm just saying man
07:46If you ever do
07:47You could like bring her around
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff, it'd be fun
07:49We're not
07:50I mean
07:51She's
07:53I don't see her anymore
07:54I think she's engaged or something
07:55Fair enough
07:56So um
07:58Jackie is this friend
08:00Right?
08:01Paid
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot
08:03She teaches like mommy yoga or something
08:05I don't know, maybe it's just stretching
08:07But she's seriously fucking hot
08:08And she's funny
08:09Swear jar two times
08:10Oh fuck
08:11Three
08:12Okay
08:13Come on man, why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine
08:16Yes
08:17Okay, good
08:17Jackie will be happy
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do
08:21If you want her to keep making her gross food
08:23And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
08:25Oh Jesus Christ
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone
08:35Um
08:35Um, excuse me
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah
08:39Oh my god
08:40Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um
08:43I kinda have my hands full
08:45At the moment
08:46Um
08:48Could you hold his baby for him please
08:49So we can get a picture
08:53Hold his baby
08:55I'm sorry buddy
08:56Hey, first of all
08:58It's my fucking baby
08:59Four times
08:59And second
09:00Oh wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh
09:03You're the worst one
09:04You can't say stuff like that to her
09:06It's true
09:07And second
09:07They didn't even fucking recognize me
09:09Ding ding ding
09:09We've hit five times
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
09:12Oh, come on
09:12Daddy
09:13Narc
09:14Narc, Narc
09:15Narc
09:16I'm getting him a second mate
09:17Way too late
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec
09:25Is a house he had built on a private lake
09:28It's my favorite place on earth
09:30And my parents' cottage
09:31The one I grew up spending my summers at
09:33Is ten minutes away
09:33I'm ready
09:35Well, maybe you decided that we were left
09:36To see
09:38And no matter what
09:41What
09:42What
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10:16What
10:17You've been recording for a few years.
10:18I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious.
10:27In general.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha will say hello.
10:44I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:47Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that. It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't. I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I planned to. Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:21Oh, yeah.
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:49Do you want to take my shoes off?
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08It's not what I meant.
12:09It's not what I meant.
12:10I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:17Okay.
12:25The music.
12:37Oh, God.
12:39Yes.
12:40Uh-huh.
12:42Oh.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:59I should go or you could stay stay
13:15I'm not done with you and we have afternoon game tomorrow so no morning practice
13:22I told Hayden
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No
13:27No, he's not
13:28Fuck off
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay
13:44Okay
13:47Okay
13:48Okay
14:11I'm hungry
14:12For what?
14:14For food, Perlman
14:15Hey
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:34You want to make me tuna melt?
14:36I was going to make one for me, I could make two
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game, Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis
14:47Ah, all the hot spots
14:52Ginger ale cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great
14:56Good
14:58Food will be ready soon
15:03Jesus Christ
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm
15:13He is not what you would think
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet
15:20Doesn't talk
15:21Keeps to himself
15:23Not bad guy
15:24Doesn't make friends
15:26Well, he gets traded every season
15:28Tough to make friends that way
15:29And probably he wants to get traded again
15:32Buffalo is terrible
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks, too
15:39And people say you're not funny
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah
15:43They say you're boring, too
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:52Hmm
15:53I like New York
15:54Because it is New York
15:57They fucking hate me there
15:58They hit you everywhere
16:00They know
16:00Not Florida
16:02It's full of Boston people
16:05And you?
16:08Not like Ottawa
16:09Because it's my hometown
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg
16:12I'm happy they have a team again
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes
16:20Well, I like the hot places, too
16:23Hot, like, weather hot
16:24Oh, okay
16:26L.A. is hot
16:28Hot women
16:30Yeah, sure, I mean
16:31There are hot women everywhere
16:36There is a girl I like you very much
16:38Svetlana
16:43She's old friend
16:44From Russia
16:46Her father was famous goaltender
16:48Of Soviet team
16:49She knows everything about hockey
16:53Cool
16:54And she likes you very much
16:57Oh?
16:59That's nice
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no
17:08Nothing like that
17:09She's old friend
17:11Sometimes we fuck
17:13But
17:14She's busy these days
17:16You know
17:17New business
17:17Selling fancy cars
17:19Sounds perfect for you
17:22Yes, it's close to that
17:24But
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that
17:32For either of us
17:35But it's nice to have regular woman like Petra
17:39Do you think she's the only woman in Boston
17:41Who'd sleep with you?
17:43I think I will find someone else
17:50But you know me
17:52I'm more easy
17:53So
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all
18:03No, stay, stay
18:04I'll get it
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah
18:22Girls
18:25Oh, yeah, sure
18:27Of course I do
18:30I never heard about you at girls
18:33It's private
18:36Right, private
18:37I keep a lot of things private
18:40Obviously
18:44I like girls
18:45Yeah, no shit
18:48But I also like you
18:51Lucky me
18:53Not this person
18:54Of course
18:56Of course not
18:56I'm boring
18:58But you have a good mouth
19:12But you have a good mouth
19:13Здравствуй, папа
19:15Да, я получил твое сообщение
19:18Я тебе ответил, папа
19:20Не говори ей вчера
19:23Папа
19:26Папа
19:27Где Алексей?
19:29Мой брат Алексей
19:31Он там с тобой?
19:34Ты один?
19:37Полина там?
19:40Полина, она твоя жена
19:43Папа
19:44Папа
19:45Хорошо
19:46Успокойся
19:50Я позвоню Алексею
19:52Я ему позвоню
19:56Где ты?
19:58Папа
19:58Папа
19:58Он психоэт
19:59Я тебе оплачу
20:01Что ты был там с ним
20:02Сволочь
20:16Ты still hungry?
20:18Нет, спасибо
20:19Это было хорошо
20:19Как ты был там с тобой?
20:30Ты говоришь русский?
20:32I know the word for father
21:14I know the word for father
23:01Oh.
23:02Oh.
23:07Oh.
23:08Oh.
23:10Oh.
23:15Oh.
23:18Fuck, Shane.
23:23Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:32Oh.
23:44Oh.
23:46Oh.
23:48Oh.
23:55I should, I should, I should go, um, I should go, I shouldn't stay, I can't, team meeting
24:08in the morning that I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you for the tuna
24:16mode, um, uh, I'm sorry, I just, I can't, I can't do this, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
24:55are we expecting someone else, oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you, honey, have
25:01you decided about Wimbledon, Rolex really wants you there, I think they're worried their box
25:06is too Tennessee, I think, does that mean too white, I thought you like your deal with
25:14Rolex, I do, well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats, I mean, they're next
25:18to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess, I don't think I should skip training, well,
25:26meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right, I don't have time for that right now, mom,
25:30all my time is scheduled, I just meant, I get like two weeks off a year, I don't want to
25:34spend it next to someone, I don't know, trying to make conversation about what, Swedish
25:38politics, okay, can I get anyone a drink, well, take this Chablis, please, three glasses,
25:45uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please, oh, we don't have that, sparkling water, sure, thank you,
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want, no, I can't, not during
25:55the season, Shane, yeah, is everything all right, why, because I don't want wine, well,
26:06you just seem tense, I'm fine, well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun, and I think you should think about it, you could make a
26:20week
26:20of it, go to a play, see big band, you loved it when you were a kid, you guys should
26:25go,
26:26you'd have a great time, you're the tennis fan, dad, they're not going to send us the tickets,
26:31honey, it's you they want, we're just the parents, you're the main attraction, well,
26:36then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming, they won't kick you out, and you can just tell
26:40them I'm sick or something, honey, I don't want you to lie, that's not who you are,
26:49sorry, I'm, I'm in a weird mood, it's okay, anything you want to talk about,
26:58let's, um, let's think about London, maybe it could be fun, I'm just going to use the washroom,
27:06Swedish princess, I don't know,
27:20hey man,
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um,
27:26bullshit, get your ass to the Milan, baby, my buddy, Francois, the chef, you remember him?
27:31oh yeah?
27:32he's having an after hours thing at his restaurant, and get this,
27:35JJ?
27:36the cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here,
27:40all of them?
27:41I don't fucking know, get down here, you remember the restaurant, right?
27:45the tombeau?
27:46I don't know.
27:52yes, you bitch!
27:56good to see you!
27:59okay guys, this one never leaves this fucking house,
28:02tonight is our meatloaf!
28:07uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean I do, but...
28:12uh, actually just a beer please, whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, you have whatever he wants here.
28:25you keep it then.
28:29it's an honor.
28:35cool crowd, huh?
28:36shitty?
28:37bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry is here, man.
28:40is she his?
28:41me!
28:42you all right?
28:43all right, it's all right.
28:56oh, he's overexat.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:19All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you, you didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different into winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on your visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh, oh.
33:02Get you my love, oh, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
33:09Block it, I've been, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:14Push it, I've been, push it, I've been, baby, I've been, let me go.
33:17I will be taking you on the down, ouais, ouais.
33:20On the down.
33:23On the down.
33:24On the down, on the down.
33:27On the down, yeah, fight.
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35Show him.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What the fuck says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy, the source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging
33:55Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new
34:50love,
34:51as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, that!
35:10It was.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stuck my toe.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:38Oh, fuck.
35:43I know.
35:47I've got to go.
35:49Oh, fuck.
35:58Oh, fuck.
36:00Oh.
36:03Come on, man.
36:04Oh, fuck.
36:05Oh, fuck.
36:05Oh, fuck.
36:05Let's go!
36:06Come on, let's go!
36:09Let's go!
36:11Let's go!
36:12Let's go!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find the fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:08I'm on it.
37:10Jesus.
37:10Somethers.
37:27How are you handsome?
37:37good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you
37:44do did you
37:45watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles
37:50don't be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm
37:58beat man come on i never get to do that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane
38:02yeah that makes two
38:03miles get a champagne
38:15sorry about that can i have one more please
38:51and i'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed they say it's my fault but i want it so much
38:56when i flare away
38:58for the summer rain coming out of my face where she will the shame when i stop and stare don't
39:04worry
39:04in me cause i'm feeling for her but she's feeling for me i can try to pretend i can try
39:09to forget
39:10but it's driving me mad going out of my head
39:17so
39:40all the things you said
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:15All of the things she said
40:26This.
40:32Is.
40:33Not.
40:34In the.
40:38This.
40:49If I'm asking for help, it's only begun
40:53Being with you has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?
41:01I keep asking myself, wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out
41:09Wanna find a new place where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else, so we can be free
41:16All the things you said, all the steps she said
41:20Running through my head, running through my head, running through my head
41:24All the things you said, all the steps she said
41:27Running through my head, running through my head
41:30All the things she said
41:32This is not giving up
41:44All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
42:18All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
42:36All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said,
42:36this is not enough.
42:38All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
42:46All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
43:22All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
43:28All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
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