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Wonder Man 2026 S01E04 [Full Movie] [English Subs]Full EP - Full
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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
03:44Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:46What the hell?
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
05:47I'm leaving!
05:49I'm leaving!
06:18I'm leaving!
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08:42I'm leaving!
08:45I'm leaving!
09:01I'm leaving!
09:04I'm leaving!
09:07I'm leaving!
09:07I'll come and be on the payroll!
09:08Look, Mr. J Gad, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
09:11Got a good boss!
09:12starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll work yeah josh dad is in the news again
09:19the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super powered personal valet
09:24the man in question appears to be demar davis former wilcox employee who's affectionately been
09:29dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with josh and seemingly has the power to move
09:34himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at a popular
09:40nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of gad meanwhile this
09:47mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former
09:53lefou is cast on a roll dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09hmm but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying
10:13frank preminger hanover agency oh i heard of that tomorrow right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing
10:32frank frank besides who can get jay got his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you
10:39know the heist is feeling flat i agree i think we need something more original well we could go back
10:46to flooding the vault i always liked that version it's nice to some crap ring goons before they got
10:50housed or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be impenetrable the
10:58whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out um
11:05i may have
11:07something look man i want to help out i can't act who cares i can't act it's never stopped me
11:15from
11:15being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be easy i'm telling you you
11:20know
11:20it's easy if you bring somebody else in or keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor then you
11:26could fake it cgi yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you are they
11:33would
11:33go crazy i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason that you are
11:41making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's uh a charisma a charm on top
11:48of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity like this just
11:55falls
11:55into your lap you do realize that right all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:14we've been training 10 years for this and now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34jake keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:54what did i tell you huh i love you and things get a little crazy on this week's murphy family
13:02when special guest demar doorman davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing i'm so embarrassed oh hold on i got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest
13:34judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong i said ding dong you ding dong i am
13:40a big fan you
13:41want to pick okay
13:47i remember this place dang girl you done got found what's up yo you mind if i come in for
13:54a drink oh
13:54of course mr doorman please head right in yeah oh the thing's quiet there why don't you come have a
14:00drink with us oh i love that thank you ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used
14:32to be my employee oh what's going on wow y'all this is bridget bailey number one club owner in
14:44l.a
14:44and an amazing boss wow look at you you look great thank you i heard you got a movie out
14:51ding dong i'm
14:52sorry i haven't seen it yet oh yes don't worry about it how are you doing me yeah you know
14:58same old same
14:59so uh you happy damn straight start the phone my agent he told me he landed me a huge huge
15:09commercial
15:10contract wow life's about to change
15:21the hell would not not make more sense as a catchphrase that's a good one samuel mark that one
15:30please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up get real tired of this ding-dong business
15:40some fools are hating but doorman still makes me smile thank you
15:49i'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal let me know if you need anything else will do
15:54oh maybe some ice for the water or i could go to town with this brown
16:05door man yo this is crazy i'm such a huge fan bro good to meet you bro i appreciate that
16:11yeah
16:12so hey look i was looking over the pages we wrote that at three o'clock in the morning man
16:16go easy on
16:16me no no it ain't that it's just i'm i'm a little nervous about the bit don't sweat it people
16:22love
16:22when you can poke a little fun at yourself man trust me okay cool i got to get back out
16:27to rehearsal
16:27all right see you out there for sure
16:38what's up y'all it's me d-list actor and literal door damar davis aka doorman and welcome to ding
16:44dong
16:47tonight
17:00tastes like door a ding dong what else i got up in here
17:05oh oh my mixtape this is my mixtape i've been looking for this ding dong oh oh i call this
17:15the go
17:16long ding dong
17:30what are you doing here i thought you was hiding out from the irs
17:35earl come on you got to cool it with those rumors
17:37and that impression ding dong i mean who is that that's not me is it
17:43i'm much more than just a catchphrase you know earl a lot of people don't realize that i've been
17:48taking acting classes at the stella atler academy really yeah well let's see some of that training
18:09the last poor urich i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite ding dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expo
18:31lax it'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expo lax and new black cherry flavor oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expo lax they said the
18:57campaign
18:58will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me pitch you late tomorrow
19:17they already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy he is
19:24charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation yeah can we fight this i mean we got
19:31a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting pretty
19:36tight behind on car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful with
19:42your
19:42money you know how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands
19:50you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well
20:03look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get
20:08you something
20:09better something uh smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more
20:18this is a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy
20:23on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and
20:29plop it
20:30in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:38well it looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over
20:50his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:56hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at
21:18this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going
21:25for me
21:25and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:57here's my best friend miss you man i miss you more
22:00guess what though studio wants cash grab too really hell yeah you bullshitting no man
22:06we're getting the band back together you in of course i'm in ah beautiful man let's do it
22:12yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:23thank you thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:28all right
22:49everybody use that again i'm coming tomorrow go ahead
23:02cast grab two apart is up in our game on the stunts hey you're an incredible hulk huh you ain't
23:07that tall tomorrow you're all right with that right the stunts of course me and tom cruise
23:12we do our own stunts baby stop stop stop mark you good bud yeah i'm good to go okay gtg
23:30we only get one shot at this you stop him you ready always shake
23:38we're in position they're in place here we go
23:58i'm going through
24:22where is he
24:40where is josh gad the world wants to know it's been months since he disappeared inside
24:47demar davis and the department of damage control is still searching for answers we
24:52want to assure the american public that the department of damage control takes this horrific
24:56incident seriously demar davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life we will
25:02do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again while
25:09the doodc continues to probe experiment and investigate every inch of demar davis hollywood is now waiting
25:16every major studio in hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy they're calling
25:22it the doormat clause going forward it will be nearly impossible for super powered individuals to perform in
25:29major motion picture or tv roles the insurance required now astronomical everything okay
26:01i have come a long way from the hills of tennessee
26:05and i've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me now everybody knows my name no
26:13matter where i go
26:14but i never really made it till the johnny carson show
26:22now i have dreamed of stardom since i was just a kid a million dollar dream beneath this thirteen dollar
26:30wig
26:31in my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow i became an overnight success from the johnny carson show
26:41from polyester paradise to silk and satin frills from a 48 foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill
26:51from moonshine to rare wine from a packard to a rose but i never really made it till the johnny
26:59carson show
27:01now there's only one small problem sometimes i get disturbed the folks sometimes get me confused with
27:08monty rock the third but still i think it's worth it and i just thought you should know
27:14that i'll always owe a special thanks to the johnny carson show
27:19i went from pop beats to diamonds from car coats to fur
27:24from k-mart to gucci's from here no telling where
27:28from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast
27:33but i never really made it till the johnny carson show
27:48sometimes i like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come
27:56here's the buzz kids will blow dandelion fuzz
28:00and i'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
28:05i trick in my hand my snow up against the burning sand
28:10probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer
28:21summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer
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28:42summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer
28:42summer
28:55The Hots of the Colts are both so intense, put them together, it just makes sense.
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a...
29:08Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy Krilman
29:16Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy Krilman
29:19Hop, hop, hop, hop, hopop
29:27Rapperts are 0. Dutch, theyAKE NOT tienes
29:29the water to loosen.
29:32Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
29:36Wink is a good act. Wink is a good act.
29:38Huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle.
29:39Huddle, huddle, huddle.
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