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1000-lb Sisters - Season 8 - Episode 10: Getting Mercinal Right Now
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00:00Previously on 1,000 Pound Sisters.
00:03You like our fizz?
00:05No.
00:07Are you ready?
00:08Let's get you some straight eyes, okay?
00:10My wedding is 10 days away, and I'm getting eye surgery to fix my lazy eye.
00:16Okay, you ready?
00:18Yeah.
00:18It's just scary because you might cut the wrong pipe and I'd be blind.
00:23You never know.
00:24Surgery went beautifully.
00:25Look, that eye's going to be crossed in.
00:27It will take about 7 to 10 days until it's quite a bit better.
00:33Have you decided to go to the wedding?
00:36I always be peed, but I don't, I mean...
00:39You don't know if it's going to go?
00:40It's been so nice to know that she still wants me a part of their life, you know what I
00:45mean?
00:45I'd show up just, even if she didn't really want you there.
00:51Here comes the bride.
00:53All dressed in black.
00:56Our wedding's tomorrow, and I'm feeling anxious.
00:59There's a lot going on.
01:01I'm just hoping and praying my eyes stays open tomorrow.
01:04I want to look perfect in my wedding.
01:06I'll be there in a minute, baby.
01:08And right now, I don't know who the f*** is going to show up tomorrow,
01:11and if they're going to be on the best behavior or not.
01:15I don't want my dream wedding turning into a free-for-all f***ing show.
01:35Are you ready to have fun at the wedding today?
01:41We're finally getting buried today.
01:44I already got cold feet.
01:46You got cold feet?
01:47Yeah, I have no shoes on.
01:50I literally got cold feet.
01:54Good news is my eyes feel so much better since the rehearsal.
01:57So now I'm more nervous about how the boys are going to act in the actual ceremony and stuff like
02:02that.
02:03But other than how the boys are acting, the dance is what's got me on the edge, too.
02:08Are you guys practicing?
02:10No.
02:14Hello.
02:15Happy wedding day.
02:16Happy wedding day.
02:19The wedding starts at 2, and I got to get my hair and makeup done.
02:22I got to get, you know, my clothes on and try to avoid Brian.
02:27Last night, we slept in different rooms because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
02:31I don't know why it's bad luck, but I know I didn't do it with Michael, and we'd end up
02:35in the divorce, so I ain't taking no damn chances with Brian.
02:39So how you feeling?
02:41I'm all right.
02:42Just a little anxious.
02:43Your eye looks really good.
02:45I think one of the stitches filed out last night.
02:48This morning, my eye's still pulling a little inward, but I'm okay with that because the doctor said eventually it'll
02:54work his way out.
02:56The only problem is my eyes are still a little bit dry and irritated, but, hey, at least they're open.
03:03How did everybody sleep in the hotel?
03:05Any ghosts?
03:06I slept fine.
03:09I've had no ghostly experiences.
03:11The only ghostly experience I'll have today is the Holy Ghost.
03:18Yeah, the only bump in my night was Glenn kicking me in the back of the belly.
03:24Has anybody heard from Tammy today?
03:26Nope.
03:28We've not heard if Tammy's coming.
03:31If Tammy shows up, I hope they behave, but then again, I hope all of us behave.
03:35It ain't just them that has explosive tempers.
03:48I'm excited to get all dolled up.
03:50My vision is Victorian elegance, like, Cotillion-type s***, but this lady's gonna work cut down for it because, let's
03:59be real, I'm more like Cotillion's dirty shister that was in the gutter for a little bit.
04:08So, as far as today goes, are you okay to wear lashes?
04:12I don't want, yeah, I don't want lashes.
04:14You don't want lashes?
04:15Okay, but you're fine with, like, eye shadow, all the others.
04:18Okay.
04:19The doctor knew about the wedding and didn't say, hey, don't put on four-eye makeup, but I do not
04:24risk the glue.
04:26My eyes already come with lashes.
04:28I'm good.
04:31Hello.
04:32How are you?
04:33Good, how are you?
04:34Everything going good?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Got your robe for you.
04:38Oh, that's so pretty.
04:39So, it's the wedding day, and there is so much to do.
04:42I've got to set up the tables, decorate, put all the decor out, make sure Amy's okay, that she's not
04:51stressing out, check on the wedding party, check with the vendors, and just make sure that everything's gonna be on
04:57time, everybody's gonna be ready to go.
04:58Because I like to run a tight ship.
05:01Do you want to go downstairs and look at the decor?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Okay, well, I'll see you in a minute.
05:10So, we're still working on it, but this is the reception area.
05:14I love it.
05:18So, let's take a look at some of your decor that you brought.
05:21I think some of these smaller tables, we're gonna have to do some of the smaller pieces.
05:25What if we put one of, like, this?
05:28Up there?
05:29Or we can hang it, like...
05:30Yeah.
05:31You like that?
05:32Yeah.
05:34To be honest with you, I'm not really sure where everything should go.
05:36So, I make them, you make them pretty.
05:39We'll move this one right here.
05:40Like that there?
05:41Okay.
05:41Because it's both nautical.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:44This one actually lights up, but we don't have to have it lit up.
05:46Okay.
05:47I'm gonna put this one on this side.
05:49What do you think about creations?
05:51Oh, my gosh.
05:52I love it.
05:53I handmade each and every one of these centerpieces.
05:56They all go together because they're all gold, but at the end of the day, they're all their own masterpiece.
06:02Each individual one tells its own personal story.
06:07What does the sloth represent?
06:10I don't know.
06:12Okay, we've only got one on this one.
06:14I forgot about the shark.
06:16With these handles.
06:17Oh, here's a monkey.
06:18I can use several of those.
06:21We've got a mixture of monkeys and crabs, and there was a snake.
06:27I was like, what in the world?
06:30Like, how does this go together?
06:31Like, what is the theme here?
06:33But there's nothing greenery and candles can't save.
06:37Anybody know how to tie a bow tie?
06:39Nope.
06:40You better hope it's a clip, homie.
06:42Oh.
06:43Is it a real one?
06:44I don't know.
06:44I just seen it in there.
06:45You're out of luck, homie, because I don't know how to do it.
06:48You don't know how?
06:49I don't know.
06:51So I'm getting married today.
06:53Uh, eventually.
06:54Hopefully everything will go smooth.
06:56We'll be right on time, and here in a few hours, I will be married.
07:02So do any of you happen to know what this thing is?
07:06It's a vest.
07:06Or where it goes?
07:07Yeah, over your head.
07:09I did wear a tux at my first wedding, but that's been many moons ago, so I don't really
07:15remember it.
07:15And it's got a lot of different parts and pieces that I don't know what to do with.
07:22You ain't gonna go over my head, yo.
07:26He has clipped his bow tie and trying to slip it over his head like a choker necklace.
07:32And I'm trying to figure out where the hell, in good sense, did he think of this, because
07:38I mean, damn!
07:43No!
07:44Well, it's got milk on, homie.
07:47Oh, okay.
07:49We're about to get this figured out.
07:51I hope, to God, this is the last time Brian ever has to dress up in a tux, because he
07:57has no damn clue what's going on in the kitchen.
08:00And with that being said, we've got to make sure when he leaves this room, he's A1 tip-top
08:07pimp.
08:08So, God help me!
08:14Well, I'm finished with you.
08:15I like it, thank you.
08:16You're welcome.
08:18Well, I'll let you go ahead and get dressed and get everything going, and then, if you
08:21need anything, I'll leave some touch-up stuff for you out there, okay?
08:24Okay.
08:24All righty.
08:27All I have left is putting on my dress.
08:30The closer I get to walking down the aisle, I'm feeling a little butterflies, but I'm so excited
08:35because I get to marry my best friend.
08:41Come in!
08:55Oh, Lord, what the f*** is going to happen now?
09:17I see a Tammy here.
09:18I'm like, oh, God.
09:23I was so scared to see her today.
09:25I was like, do I really want to see her?
09:28Like, is she going to make this day about her?
09:30Is she going to, like, yell at me for something?
09:37So, I'm here.
09:40You know why I'm here.
09:43Today is Amy's wedding day, and I'm here.
09:47I decided to go to Amy's wedding to support her.
09:51But first, I want to talk with Amy.
09:55I just hope I'm not making a huge mistake.
09:58I really don't know how Amy's going to react.
10:09I'm sorry.
10:14And I wanted to prove you that I'm here to support you.
10:22I accept this, like, you and Brian come in as one.
10:28I accept him as my brother-in-law.
10:32I accept you, the way you are.
10:39And I got you this.
10:42You got something new, and you got something blue.
10:49I like it.
10:51Little poo.
10:53Bitch, I knew you were going to ask me to.
10:54Amazing, I don't have to do too long to do anything.
10:59Might have to touch on my makeup.
11:02I am getting mercenary right now, because I'm kind of overwhelmed that she apologized on the fact that she was
11:09wrong.
11:10I didn't even know that she knew the word.
11:13But Tammy's support means so much to me right now.
11:21Well, today's a new chapter and the beginning of your life.
11:24I don't want my mom fighting.
11:27I want to squash everything.
11:29Just move past it.
11:30Let's bury it.
11:30Let's move on.
11:33Sounds great.
11:35Bitch, why Amy been in heels for your ass?
11:39I ain't getting no heels here.
11:40I got flats.
11:43Is that my shoes?
11:44Like, the shoes you're wearing?
11:45Yeah.
11:46Well, they're slides, but they're diamond slides.
11:50It's not a surprise to me that Amy got diamond slides for her wedding shoes.
11:56That bitch could wear slides anywhere and everywhere.
11:59I think if she was climbing a mountain, she'd probably wear slides.
12:03But seriously, I'm glad the conversation with Amy went well.
12:09Showing love and affection, saying I'm sorry, is not really something we grew up with.
12:16But if you don't apologize, it's like having a wound that never heals.
12:22It just gets worse.
12:24Until you have no relationship left.
12:29I don't want that.
12:30And I love her.
12:32And I want to be sisters again.
12:37Oh, you think of the hair color?
12:40I actually really like it.
12:42I truly like it.
12:44This is the first time I'm looking you in the face and telling you I like your hair.
12:48This suits you.
12:50And I heard you got your eyes.
12:53They look good, is what I'm trying to say.
12:55I thought that was scary for you that you were going to have bruises.
12:59And I'm glad you don't.
13:00I still got, like, a couple stitches, but one fell out last night.
13:05I mean, I knew she had surgery, and I was worried that her eyes were going to be bruised.
13:14But I wasn't.
13:15She looked great.
13:16It was standing there.
13:18Only thing I could say was, wow.
13:22Like, she really did look good.
13:24Well, Mitch, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here and let you finish getting ready.
13:27Okay.
13:27You look gorgeous.
13:29I love you, and I'm proud of you.
13:31So keep that crown held high.
13:38I was not expecting Tammy to be this nice to me.
13:42This is all Halloween miracle.
13:44I mean, Jesse James himself done kissed Tammy on the forehead and made her apologize.
13:48He was like, if you don't, I will shoot you in your sleep, bitch.
14:13All right.
14:15Are you ready?
14:16Yep.
14:17Aw, you look so pretty.
14:20How are you going to put this on?
14:22You going to go over your head or step in?
14:24I step aside.
14:25My wedding was supposed to start a few minutes ago, and true Amy fashion, I'm going to be late.
14:30I'm really excited to get in my dress, because I am skinnier now than when I first tried it on.
14:35I actually went down three sizes since then.
14:38I don't know what it feels like, anyway.
14:40I got my eye fixed, and I lost weight.
14:43Like, Ryan ain't marrying me.
14:46He's marrying a trophy.
14:50I'm going to need some help.
14:54These nails ain't doing, Ryan.
14:55They don't.
14:56You got to do all them?
14:57Yeah.
14:58Amy's dress is absolutely gorgeous.
15:01But them buttons on the back of that thing is a mile long.
15:05We might be here all day trying to button her in.
15:09Please don't let her have gas.
15:13You might have to help with those buttons, because my nails, I can't.
15:18The struggle is real and bad.
15:20When I went to go try it on, the seat shirts didn't have this much trouble buttoning it up.
15:24What the ?
15:26Good Lord.
15:27They need to make better contraptions getting into these things.
15:33Brittany was trying.
15:34Leely was trying.
15:35Misty was trying.
15:36The photographer.
15:37Come on.
15:39Something that needs to hoist me in this damn dress.
15:42What about this?
15:44This is too thick.
15:45Is it?
15:46Yeah.
15:47Well, it was a good idea.
15:48It was a great idea.
15:50I am a stickler about a wedding starting on time, and it should have started 20 minutes ago.
15:55Amy's been getting ready all day.
15:57I mean, she's been in there four hours doing hair and makeup.
16:00So she should be ready by now.
16:02Do you have your jewelry on, Amy?
16:05Everything else is on.
16:06Oh, and my shoes.
16:07Shoes and veil is what you have left?
16:10Okay.
16:13We are definitely running behind.
16:15And poor Kelly's pissed off.
16:18If that lady cuts, she would be doing it now.
16:21Oh, good Lord.
16:23Way past time for the ceremony.
16:26There we go.
16:27We are moving.
16:39She looks really pretty.
16:41I mean, she looks really pretty.
16:45That's good.
16:47We're all waiting on Amy to come out.
16:49Apparently, it's my fault the wedding got held up, but it was worth it.
16:53She cried.
16:55Happy tears.
16:56I told you everything was going to be okay with it.
17:00I told you, didn't I?
17:02That was the greatest thing that's happened to her.
17:05Because she misses you.
17:07I am very relieved that Amy and Tammy got along.
17:12Moving forward, I hope that their relationship stays good.
17:16Because I can't take their no more.
17:18I don't know how anybody's taken their for this long.
17:21Because I can't.
17:22This one can't.
17:23I've done it for a while now.
17:24I can't do it no more.
17:26So, they either get along, or I'm out in peace, and it was nice knowing you, but holler back, because
17:32I can't do it.
17:33You know what I mean?
17:34Like, I can't.
17:36Mm-mm.
17:38Mm-mm.
17:40I don't know.
17:41We still got things we probably need to talk about.
17:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:45But, I mean, you can do that slowly at a time.
17:48This is not the time right now.
17:49No, or the place.
17:51No.
17:52I am really happy that me and Amy are finally back on the same page again.
17:59Now, it's time to get this bitch married and party!
18:05Is she around here?
18:07Baby!
18:11Now, I'm just aggravated.
18:12I've got guests.
18:14They're getting antsy.
18:15The kids are restless.
18:16At this point, I'm feeling very anxious to get her out of that bridal suite,
18:20get them lined up, and get her down the aisle.
18:23I feel like a marshmallow.
18:25You look like a snack then, okay.
18:28I'm a whole Rice Krispie treat.
18:29A whole snack, girl.
18:32I'm a whole s'mores pie.
18:34Stop it.
18:36I don't know if I'm a tasty treat, but I'm something to eat.
18:41I think I'm more of a whole damn turkey piece.
18:46Look at these breasts.
18:51Brian's out there waiting for you.
18:54Everybody's lined up and ready to go.
18:57So it's time.
18:58Everything's ready.
19:00I'm ready to walk down this aisle.
19:02Nothing better go wrong.
19:04All right.
19:05You ready?
19:06Yep.
19:06You can go.
19:11I'm a little nervous, I guess, but I've been ready for this moment since we met, pretty
19:16much, so I cannot wait to see her walk down the aisle.
19:35I'm happy to be here, but also, it hurts a little, because I was supposed to be bros my
19:42eat or whatever, and I'm just a ghost.
19:46But Misty looked really beautiful, and so did Brittany.
19:50So did Brittany.
19:52Lily.
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't know, just the way they did Misty's hair and makeup.
19:58It looked great on her.
20:00Misty's kind of like a stud without being a lesbian.
20:09Because she don't like the women like that, but the way she dresses is kind of like a stud.
20:24Am I wrong?
20:31I think I'm going to pee myself.
20:37Come on, guys.
20:38Let's go.
20:39Can you hold this for me?
20:40No.
20:41No?
20:42No.
20:42Okay.
20:42I tell you what.
20:43How about a basket?
20:44How about a bag, and they're going to give you candy when you walk down there?
20:47Can you take this, and they'll give you some candy when you walk down?
20:50I want it.
20:50You want to go get some candy?
20:52No.
20:52No?
20:53You want to get candy?
20:54Okay.
20:54I tell you what.
20:55I tell you what.
20:56Let's just go.
21:01Is my kid crying?
21:12If these kids don't make it down the aisle, I don't know what we're going to do, because
21:15I'm just afraid it's going to ruin Amy's day.
21:28I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous, because I don't want to sit at all.
21:34That's not what I'm here for.
21:50I don't know.
21:51Come on.
21:52Let's go.
21:52It's okay.
21:53Come on.
21:56Do you want to take a bag for candy?
21:59No.
21:59No, this way, this way, this way, this way.
22:00Come here.
22:01Come this way, this way.
22:02Turn this way, turn this way.
22:04Go right up here.
22:06Turn this way.
22:11Aw.
22:13We had given the guests candy because it's Halloween.
22:17So, you know, what better?
22:19And as soon as I told Gage and Glenn
22:21that there was going to be candy down the aisle,
22:24they did exactly what we asked them to do.
22:26So it was perfect.
22:28I'm jealous, I wish I had a good kitty.
22:31That's a good kitty, too.
22:33There you go.
22:35Your flower's facing the right way.
22:38Keep them down a little bit so you can see all of this.
22:40All right?
22:41You OK?
22:42Mm-hmm.
22:42It's all good.
22:43Smile.
22:43Big day.
22:51Hi.
22:52We're stepping on my dress.
22:53Sorry.
22:57Rise for the bride, please.
23:07Here comes the bride.
23:12Hi, baby.
23:14That's worth a minute.
23:15Hi.
23:16Hi.
23:17All right.
23:19Hi.
23:26Hi, Blake.
23:35Clayton, you little weirdo.
23:43you all may be seated
23:53now before we begin brian and amy have asked me to share vows that they have wrote for each other
24:00we will start with brian amy and i weren't looking for forever when we met but we both knew
24:07early on that we found it it wasn't love at first sight it was love that first night because i
24:16know
24:16in our 26-hour lunch date i couldn't spend the rest of my life without her we had a rough
24:26year
24:26with the first arrest we were tested but our love for each other and our desire to be together
24:35never changed first and only arrested
24:40when he brought up the arrest that went through me i didn't really think
24:44anybody would bring that up during the actual ceremony
24:51you know i didn't think a grown man would wear the kind of shoes he does but that's beside the
24:56point
24:56there you go so expect the unexpected when it comes to him you just don't know what the hell's gonna
25:01come out his mouth with that being said he's good for amy one beats on one drum one beats another
25:06drum way out johnner
25:11brian before you came into my life i was a little lost trying to find the right person
25:18for me and my babies then you showed up and suddenly everything started to make sense
25:24you've been my best friend my safe place and the one who can always make me laugh
25:30stop you stop you brought me love laughter and a sense of calm into my life and my kids life
25:37and
25:37for that i'm forever grateful today i promise to keep laughing with you and always remind you
25:44that you are officially stuck with me
25:50i would not say that she lets herself be vulnerable like that very often so hearing amy speak of her
25:57love for me definitely gets me emotional but just seeing it and feeling it i mean it's awesome
26:03brian repeat after me
26:05i promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard
26:10i promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard amy means everything to me and
26:17no matter how messy things get or with her family or anybody else we'll handle anything as it comes
26:24together and support each other and try to make each other's days better
26:29i promise to be your biggest fan
26:31promise to be your biggest fan
26:34i promise to be your teammate
26:39your safe place
26:40your safe place
26:42and your adventure partner
26:43and your adventure partner
26:44even if the adventures involves camels
26:47even if those adventures involve camels
26:49but let's leave those out
26:51preferably
26:53in such a short amount of time me and brian went from
26:56like jail to
26:58fights with family members
27:00and i think our relationship is
27:02stronger because we had to enjoy those things together
27:05and now we're ready to start the next chapter
27:09with this ring
27:10i give you my heart
27:11and i promise to love you always
27:14amy
27:17what's up
27:17place the ring on
27:19with this ring
27:20i give you my heart
27:22and promise to love you always
27:26by the power vested in me i now pronounce you husband and wife
27:31brian you may now kiss your bride
27:43i introduce to you mr and mrs brian laverne
27:57so family all stay together for pictures
28:00the ceremony was great i mean it's everything i wanted
28:03we got the boys calmed down
28:06at the end of the day
28:07they were a little chaotic
28:08but hey they did their job
28:10they walked down the aisle
28:12oh my god they look so cute
28:14their little tuxedo
28:16like all times dear
28:18locked up
28:20to be honest with you
28:22it hasn't really set in
28:23me and brian keep looking at each other
28:25are we really married
28:27we're really married
28:31i'm glad everybody's here
28:33including sammy
28:34and even though my mom angered today
28:37because it's too hard to get her out of the house
28:39with her wheelchair
28:40she's been begging for years
28:42to get another sibling picture
28:43well here's our chance
28:45this is too much
28:49i got monkey in my back
28:52tammy and amy did really good today
28:54and they smoothed everything over
28:57hopefully this is going to be a sign of good things to come
29:01it's damn sure a glimmering light
29:03and maybe
29:06just maybe
29:06tammy started to get back on track
29:08with her mental health
29:11so with that being said
29:12no better reason
29:14to kick one back
29:15with friends and family
29:17i'm not saying we all get tore down from the floor up
29:21but you know
29:23one or three never hurt nobody
29:37cheers
29:39things have been going good so far
29:40but i ain't gonna lie
29:42i am nervous right now
29:45because with all the slaytons in one room
29:47i don't know what's going to happen
29:49so you know
29:50like i mean they could all dance
29:52or they could all fist fight
29:53it could be like you know
29:54wrestling event
29:55or church
30:04we did it y'all
30:07all right at this time ladies and gentlemen
30:09we will have the first dance
30:18they can throw sticks in stone
30:23try to make us move so low
30:26higher than we climb
30:29under the wind blows
30:34and they can't see this love
30:36now do we still do that
30:38as this love it grows
30:39and we can just let it go
30:41what
30:43i totally forgot the steps
30:45like my brain went
30:47and she was the lead
30:49i mean i let her do the leading
30:51so once she lost the steps
30:54yeah
30:54it was
30:56it went pretty bad
30:57what are we doing now
30:58you ready to break dance
31:00i don't know if i can in this little suit
31:03all right y'all
31:04if he hurts himself
31:05it ain't my fault
31:06is this when i was supposed to do that
31:09oh yeah
31:13the first dance was kind of interesting
31:16i don't really know what was going on
31:18and then brian starts rolling around on the floor
31:23oh i can't do it in this suit
31:27a 50 year old man does not need to be trying to break dance anymore
31:31we're just gonna have to give him that
31:32on the down low information wise
31:40and then we dip and then
31:45no i might have pulled her thing out
31:54that was something
31:56i don't know who thought that was a good idea
32:00because amy's got two left feet
32:03and i don't know if brian can break dance
32:06i thought he was gonna kick himself in the head first
32:10bless his heart
32:11eat your eye
32:15i'm all sweaty
32:16my cooter's sweaty
32:26you're putting your napkin in your
32:28very good
32:29you don't want to get that dress dirty
32:32hell yeah i'm gonna tuck a damn napkin in me
32:34i will get it all over me
32:36let's be real
32:37even though this wedding's fancy smancy
32:39this is not my cup of tea
32:40hell give me a backyard barbecue any day
32:43i could play it fancy in the minors
32:45but i never went pro
32:52i have no idea what amy wants and i'm nervous
32:58because i still feel like i have to be careful with what i say
33:03because i don't want to set her off
33:05that's not what i'm here for
33:32that's not what i'm here for
33:37would you want to do that
33:41i was nervous
33:42but amy just asked me to come over and help her make an announcement for the wedding video
33:50that her and brian are now officially married
33:53do you know how to say the name correctly because i ain't trying to look stupid
33:57laverne
33:58laverne
33:59laverne
33:59laverne
34:02laverne
34:04laverne
34:05laverne
34:07laverne
34:09laverne
34:10laverne
34:11laverne
34:11laverne
34:11laverne
34:12oh dear lord
34:13if you like laverne better i mean that's what my brother says
34:16you don't even know how you don't even know how to say your own name
34:23hey y'all i got a big announcement
34:26we're not the slayton sisters no more
34:29i'm now pronounced out the laverne
34:33i don't think i said it right but i love you
34:36that's close enough
34:40i'm a little surprised amy included me with the announcement and not like
34:45lily
34:46or even misty or britney
34:48it actually meant a lot to me
34:51i guess it was kind of her way of saying
34:54i'm sorry too
34:58what the heck are you drinking now
35:00it's the strongest drink i've ever had in my life
35:03i'm gonna have to leave my car here
35:07i've never had a stronger drink in my life
35:10yeah since you've told me that about four or five times now
35:13hey this ain't bad is it
35:16that's strong enough to burn
35:17i like it
35:22andrea's inebriated
35:23she had the purple drink
35:24whatever i think it was called the amy
35:26and i'm gonna tell you right now
35:28if they were strong enough
35:29i ain't so sure you couldn't let the damn thing on fire
35:33i'm being honest
35:34if we could get everyone to have a seat so that we can start the speeches
35:38hey
35:40whoo
35:41jesus christ
35:44hello everybody
35:45um i'm here i'm amy's best friend and maid of honor
35:48i just want to start by saying how truly honored i am to be standing here
35:52because even though we haven't known each other forever
35:54um we've built a bond
35:56it's been real and special from from day one right
35:59yeah
36:02as lee lee is giving her speech
36:05you look over at tammy
36:07and you can't help to think
36:09it's got to be bothering her
36:11and i really do think tammy
36:13is starting to realize
36:15the arguing and the fighting bull just ain't worth it
36:21so glasses up everybody to amy and brian
36:24congratulations
36:25i love you both
36:27thank you lady
36:28thank you
36:33huh
36:33well if everybody don't know me
36:35too bad
36:37all right
36:40but brian
36:41you know
36:42hell we tried to run you off
36:44it didn't work
36:48i ain't scared
36:49i'll tell him what i thought
36:50i tried to run him off
36:51i'll be honest
36:52he told me i had a last chance to run this morning too but
36:55we all did
36:57he's part of the family now
36:59so i guess that means
37:00we can take the gloves off
37:04i threw a lot of shade brian's way
37:08and he's took it
37:09and with a grain of salt
37:12maybe he will fit in
37:14he'll be all right
37:15welcome to the family
37:17just be prepared
37:18you up
37:19i get to step on your throat
37:20copy that
37:26christmas peach was really good
37:28it was really good
37:29a little threatening there but i like that in family
37:32all right all right
37:33it's time for the bouquet toss
37:35so we need all the single ladies to come on out to the dance floor
37:40i've never caught a bouquet before
37:42but it would be great
37:45i love andrea
37:47with everything i mean like
37:48i'm ready to get married
37:50and i hope
37:53i'm next
37:56all right we're gonna do a countdown
37:58i'm pushing me
37:59i got you back here
38:01all right let's do a countdown
38:01you ready
38:02here we go
38:02three
38:03two
38:04one
38:06bye
38:09bye
38:10bye
38:11i hope you don't get beat by horse
38:36i guess since andrea caught the bouquet it's a good sign that we're next in line to get married
38:42at least i hope
38:44in the past year andrea and i have gone through so much
38:48she has stuck by my side
38:51and is still willing to embrace the future with me and i'm excited for it
39:01smash it smash it smash it
39:04you turkey
39:07what's next for me is trying to build my relationship
39:11back with amy
39:13and i want to continue trying to get my independence back to be able to enjoy your life
39:20i want to try things that might be scary like driving or even riding a horse
39:27basically grabbing life by the balls and holding on to them
39:38it's great to see amy and brian starting their journey of life together as far as me and britney
39:46i don't really know what the good lord is going to hold for us
39:50but i know my wife truly wants to pursue motherhood
39:52i think it's time to start pursuing the medical side of why she's not been able to conceive
40:00and after that we can figure out where it can go from there
40:14it was a great day
40:15like i think the wedding was like great i mean it's everything i wanted nothing went horribly wrong
40:23except for that damn dance
40:28now with the wedding behind us it's time to ride off into sunset
40:32i decided to have a horse and carriage send off
40:35like cinderella type deal
40:37but i didn't take into account that i was scared of the damn horse
40:42i'm like that horse better stay up there
40:45i am not on the mini
40:50chris
40:51who slapped the back of that ass
40:54that's a wild load for you damn
40:56oh
40:58we talking about the real horse not you that time
41:04next for me after the wedding
41:06skin removal
41:07but my weight loss success is just like everybody else's
41:11some days it's good some days it's bad
41:14some weeks i'm fatter and then the next weeks i'm shorter
41:17so you never know
41:20you're short
41:20yeah i have ups and downs too damn it
41:33i'm scared of this horse i ain't gonna lie
41:35i'm scared to death of it
41:37i'm not letting anything else like you dear
41:41bye
41:43bye
41:44thank you everybody for coming
41:46bye
41:51bye
41:51bye
41:52i hope you don't get beat by a horse
42:01bye
42:01bye
42:02i just knocked out your freaking bouquet
42:05what
42:05yeah
42:06oh no
42:08uh can you circle back around and stop and let me jump out and pick up this bouquet or what's
42:13left of it
42:14yeah
42:15right there in the middle of the road we dropped the bouquet
42:18hop out and get that
42:21oh
42:21oh that looks still good okay good
42:23yeah
42:27that scared me
42:29aww
42:29sorry
42:29thank you
42:30ok
42:30ok
42:30ok
42:31ok
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