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My Dad Is Poseidon Episode Engsub FantasíA Moderna
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodasian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't suck. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01Oh!
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:10Ugh!
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:35Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide bur-
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and paste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it use seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me.
11:26It's too late, baby.
11:31It's too late, baby.
11:32It's too late.
11:35Let's go now.
11:36name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart. It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy
12:10whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog! But at least your bloodline is still worth
12:19something. No, let go! With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:40I got careless, diving near a shipwreck. My fault. Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical,
12:48Leora. Someone did this to you. You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it. Boss, soup's
12:58ready. If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink. Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you... Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap? I studied this in grad's time. Greek meth said
13:33it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients. Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack. Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more? I've got a ton of it laying
14:45around. This guy's luck is insane. A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old
14:53gods? Is this coast a secret Olympian vault? You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now. I'm not letting anything touch. You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:12Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:20Lily's in trouble!
15:27I... I... I'm not tasty. My mommy and daddy are super strong. Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl. Devour you. And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Divine power runs through this girl.
15:48Oh God.
16:04The worst!
16:05The worst!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:41The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...
17:23Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:44Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:57Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy after all.
18:18I don't know.
19:00My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please, spare my life.
19:07No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:37We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my liege!
20:03My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:43The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:48Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:03Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Headed staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king?
22:20He's real.
22:23Hades?
22:24You hiding?
22:26Come out.
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:30One.
22:32Two.
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss, this bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:56Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:59Your ants.
23:00I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord.
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:32Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:35Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:28No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:38Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:06Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:21No!
26:22No!
26:23No!
26:24No!
26:27No!
26:28No!
26:29No!
26:29No!
26:32No!
26:34No!
26:35Don't let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:43Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:36Not!
28:44No!
28:45No!
28:46No!
28:46No!
29:01Cough!
29:02Cough!
29:03Cough!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
31:06back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:12Ahahahahaha!
33:14You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:17The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23Can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:54Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:35My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02None...
36:04None...
36:05Sometimes you won't even be honest!
36:06Alright!
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