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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slugs!
00:33Slow-ass sea slugs!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:49You really know how to do it.
04:53Oh!
04:55Oh, no.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:00Oh!
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night hey i put in a lot of work don't tell
05:14me you forgot
05:16leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run damn it he tracked me
05:34leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:27touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't
06:32push too hard yet i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burr
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer who the hell are you
08:25you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about nothing it's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:26i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:45there it is
09:47there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:22so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:43mommy mommy
10:46mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me
11:36give me a name liora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical liora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:54stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack
15:11i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:45i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:19you disgusting freak
16:21what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:24mommy
16:27i've got you baby
16:29touch my kid again
16:31and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha
16:34you ruined my meal
16:39wait
16:40the baby mama herself
16:43perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run
17:05go
17:11run from the lucian hydro
17:14you pathetic little insects
17:22you
17:23posei
17:24that kid's his
17:26no wonder the power's so pure
17:29that's poseidon's bloodline
17:32if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened
17:42it ran
17:43damn lioya
17:44your powers are badass
17:46you straight up scared the monster off
17:49me
17:50no way
17:51even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:53i'm still recovering
17:55wait
17:56maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever
18:01let's get home
18:03that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time
18:15figures
18:16he's just a regular guy after all
18:20himself
18:21see a character
18:26include
18:28name
18:31the
18:32about
18:35no
18:36news
18:36news
18:36news
18:39news
18:40news
18:40news
19:00my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:38kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:18but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:07have you
27:15your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:47You okay?
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want.
28:27My pack tears you both apart.
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:56No!
28:57No!
28:58No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid some guy took the brat
32:17useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:53lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:13you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:20this can't be
34:49Ancient Ekethra, the coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:35My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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