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00:00:13My lovely baby, something has happened to me
00:00:21It's something strange and new
00:00:25I won't know what can it be
00:00:28I am with my imagination
00:00:35That keeps on passing
00:00:39Just with the pleasure of
00:00:42What are you doing?
00:00:44Nothing.
00:00:46Why are you in here?
00:00:48Maddie said the seventh grade boys are sneaking over for a kissing party.
00:00:52I know. I'm so nervous.
00:00:53Then don't do it. I'm calling my mom to pick me up
00:00:56You can't. Maddie said we all have to kiss them
00:00:58I don't want to kiss
00:00:59Or wear thong underpants
00:01:01I hate thong underpants
00:01:02But I'm worried if I wear normal underpants and no kiss and stuff
00:01:05Then Maddie won't invite me to sleepovers anymore
00:01:10Well, you could sleep over at mine
00:01:13Tonight?
00:01:15Yeah
00:01:15I mean, we're not allowed to watch TV, which sucks
00:01:17But we could do braids
00:01:19And I have a trundle bed
00:01:20I love trundle beds
00:01:22Do you have a best friend?
00:01:25No
00:01:26You?
00:01:28No
00:01:33Hello
00:01:35Today
00:01:36We're in Katie's pants
00:01:38But I don't give a shit
00:01:39What?
00:01:40Try my best
00:01:41I had to live within
00:01:42Why-
00:01:44So here-
00:01:46Yeah, so that's hoje feature!
00:01:50You are going to be a doctor.
00:01:52I don't want to be a doctor.
00:02:00This is Katie's future.
00:02:04You are going to marry me to Daniel.
00:02:07Daniel is the one I want you.
00:02:41Okay, read another post.
00:02:43Give me a hard one.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:44From Seattle to Savannah.
00:02:46What a long, strange trip it's been.
00:02:49Hashtag van life.
00:02:51Tom Breyer?
00:02:52How did you know that?
00:02:53Because Tom Breyer needs to get a job.
00:02:54Another one.
00:02:55Let me find a good one.
00:02:56Get a good one.
00:02:56Okay.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00This one's hard.
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:02Here's to adulting forever with this one.
00:03:04He put a ring on it.
00:03:06Singular exclamation.
00:03:07Sarah Casper.
00:03:08You're cheating.
00:03:08I'm not cheating.
00:03:09I'm that good.
00:03:10She's engaged?
00:03:12She's a child.
00:03:13She's 32 years old.
00:03:16Sarah Casper would throw it all away for like,
00:03:18some random guy.
00:03:20That is random.
00:03:21They've been dating since college.
00:03:22Do you have any snacks?
00:03:24Do you want to eat dinner?
00:03:25I have peanut butter.
00:03:26And what?
00:03:27A spoon?
00:03:28Oh my God.
00:03:29Let me make you something.
00:03:30I'll just have saltines at home.
00:03:31Oh my God.
00:03:31No.
00:03:32I'll make you a turkey burger.
00:03:34I can put poblanos on top.
00:03:36What's poblanos?
00:03:37Oh, it's a giant Mexican pepper.
00:03:40It's actually our favorite pepper.
00:03:43Second only to the jalapeno.
00:03:45You'll love it.
00:03:46I promise.
00:03:47It's really good.
00:03:48I'm fine.
00:03:49Well, if you're not hungry, maybe you want a joke that I heard today?
00:03:54Made me think of you instantly.
00:03:56Okay.
00:03:56This is very good.
00:03:57Okay.
00:03:57So there are two pigs in a pit of mud.
00:04:00And the wife pig turns to the husband and says...
00:04:04No, no.
00:04:05The husband says to the wife.
00:04:06You're right.
00:04:07You're right.
00:04:08The husband pig says to the wife, hey, did you see Farmer...
00:04:12Should we get going?
00:04:13Party's here at nine o'clock, so...
00:04:15You want to go to that?
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18Really?
00:04:19My throat feels kind of weird.
00:04:20I feel like...
00:04:21I don't know.
00:04:22If I got everyone sick, then I...
00:04:23You don't feel warm.
00:04:24No?
00:04:25No, you feel cold.
00:04:26Do you not want to go?
00:04:28It's a crazy to stay here.
00:04:30I mean, we have food here, blankets here.
00:04:32I'm comfortable.
00:04:33You're comfortable.
00:04:33We could watch a movie.
00:04:34Yeah, but hey, if Katie doesn't want to go out with Delaney, I'd love to go out with you.
00:04:39Please don't make me go alone.
00:04:41I'm nervous and I'll get too fucked up.
00:04:43No, you will not.
00:04:47Like, she doesn't even come out anymore because she's always with her boyfriend, John.
00:04:52I don't know why I did that.
00:04:53His name is John?
00:04:54John.
00:04:56John, you think she's okay, right?
00:04:59Mm-hmm.
00:05:02Mm.
00:05:04I'm gonna go.
00:05:05I'm gonna go meet her.
00:05:07I don't like him.
00:05:08Is that wrong to say?
00:05:09You know, like, if you don't like your best friend's boyfriend, it's the way he makes her.
00:05:13If that makes sense.
00:05:14Oppie pied!
00:05:17Oh, you know what, though?
00:05:18My contacts are already out.
00:05:23That's like a whole thing.
00:05:25Only here.
00:05:26She moves in with him.
00:05:27Kind of fast, if you ask me.
00:05:30But nobody asks me.
00:05:32I'm gonna go meet her for a little.
00:05:36Okay.
00:05:39John.
00:05:40Yes, he's hot.
00:05:41I get it.
00:05:42I see it.
00:05:42But he's boring.
00:05:45Occupied!
00:05:46I think she's fine.
00:05:48Mm-hmm.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50I'll come have sex.
00:05:55How do you have the patience?
00:05:57Well, we actually had an agreement that if I set up his Wi-Fi, he promised to wear boxers
00:06:02under his shorts during our PT sessions.
00:06:04Oh, well, that could be worth it.
00:06:06It's a give and a take.
00:06:07But, uh, this looks nice, right?
00:06:09Yeah, I like it.
00:06:10In the shade.
00:06:10Perfect.
00:06:10It's good.
00:06:12Uh, oh.
00:06:14Don't suppose I could get you to call her back, maybe?
00:06:16She gets so anxious when she's hungover.
00:06:19Yeah, no, she does.
00:06:19I just, um, I just wanted to ask her.
00:06:23No, my Uber's now 27 minutes away.
00:06:26Where are you?
00:06:27I answered a 2 a.m. text from this guy.
00:06:30The drugger he got.
00:06:32The more he talked about Julia.
00:06:33Not next.
00:06:34Just a female friend we've been clearly in love with.
00:06:38Did she hook up?
00:06:40Yes, he asked me to role play.
00:06:42Wow, like, be a cheerleader or something?
00:06:44Oh, I wish.
00:06:46More like we're best friends and I suddenly see him in a new light.
00:06:50Oh, my God.
00:06:51Can I order pizza to my apartment?
00:06:53What do you want?
00:06:53Oh, that sounds good.
00:06:54No, John and I are doing a picnic.
00:06:56Do you want to come?
00:06:58You know what?
00:06:58No.
00:06:59I'll just try you later.
00:07:00Okay, bye.
00:07:01All right, bye.
00:07:04Well, she's fine, but she met a new guy and...
00:07:09Oh, my God.
00:07:10It's okay.
00:07:11No, no, no.
00:07:11It's okay, it's okay.
00:07:13As long as I have your undivided attention now.
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:18When I first moved here, it took me a while to get adjusted.
00:07:22Yeah, you were mugged like three times that first week.
00:07:25Right, well, I thought everyone needed directions, but then...
00:07:28Then I met you, and you actually needed directions.
00:07:32And I'm so, so glad that I walked you into that coffee shop, because you have made my life
00:07:39so much better than I ever thought that I deserved.
00:07:45Will you marry me?
00:07:52I hate the art Katie left here.
00:07:54It's so gross.
00:07:55It's sentimental.
00:07:56Okay, well, I live here now, and I like actual art.
00:07:59Let me just ask Katie if she wants it before we throw it away.
00:08:02Where is Katie?
00:08:03Katie, I feel like she's usually here by now, like, complaining about some ugly house she
00:08:07can't sell.
00:08:08She's doing a picnic with John.
00:08:10Like, eating on the ground?
00:08:12Yeah.
00:08:13I feel so bad for her.
00:08:15You know, it's like she misses the party last night, and now she has to waste her entire
00:08:18Sunday doing a picnic with her boyfriend.
00:08:21Can I say something?
00:08:22I really don't buy John's whole, I'm such a nice guy thing.
00:08:25Like, you're a pervert.
00:08:27You literally touch old ladies all day.
00:08:29That's his job.
00:08:30He's a physical therapist for old people.
00:08:33Katie would fall for a pervert.
00:08:35I mean, she's clueless.
00:08:37Remember that time she got you, like, a briefcase filled with old papers for your birthday?
00:08:41Those are my great-grandparents' birth certificates.
00:08:43Why would you want that?
00:08:45She likes thoughtful surprises.
00:08:46She's exactly like my sister.
00:08:48She's nothing like your sister.
00:08:50Mary had one kid, and now she won't shut up about her pelvic floor.
00:08:54Yeah, Mary's the worst.
00:08:55And her baby isn't even cute.
00:08:57I can't imagine having a baby right now.
00:08:59It's actually disgusting to have a baby.
00:09:01Or getting married?
00:09:02Kill me.
00:09:04But we're pretty far from that.
00:09:06We like you and me.
00:09:08No, me and Katie.
00:09:09Delaney, what?
00:09:11You and Katie are on totally different paths.
00:09:14I mean, Katie lives with her boyfriend.
00:09:15They're very serious.
00:09:17And you literally still, like, fuck the first guy who shares a cigarette with you.
00:09:21Find out next week on...
00:09:24We love you so much.
00:09:25We love you.
00:09:27Oh, thank you.
00:09:28We love you so much.
00:09:29We cannot wait to celebrate with you guys.
00:09:30No.
00:09:32Bye.
00:09:33I love your family.
00:09:35I love them.
00:09:35Didn't you see your sister was crying?
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:37No, it's funny.
00:09:38She's known for months.
00:09:39How did I not find this ring?
00:09:40Oh, the ring was in a box, in a bin, in an air vent, in my office.
00:09:44You would never find me.
00:09:46And how were Delaney playing?
00:09:47It's so cool.
00:09:48Yeah, no, I didn't tell Delaney.
00:09:52What?
00:09:54Oh, well, I figured you wanted to tell her, right?
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:58So Delaney has no idea.
00:10:00No, but we can call her right now, maybe.
00:10:03Uh, yeah.
00:10:04Um, let's do...
00:10:05Let's call her later, though, because I think she's probably asleep.
00:10:07No, it's fine.
00:10:08We'll just call her from my phone.
00:10:09It'll be a big surprise, I promise.
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:13Hey.
00:10:13Hello?
00:10:14You can just leave the pizza at the door and I'll grab it.
00:10:23Does she not have my number saved?
00:10:24No, she does.
00:10:25I think she does.
00:10:28I thought you'd be pretty excited to tell her.
00:10:30I am.
00:10:32I really am.
00:10:34I just want to tell her later.
00:10:38Right.
00:10:39I know.
00:10:40Um, I'm not her favorite person.
00:10:43That is not true, Dawn.
00:10:44She loves you.
00:10:45It's just that she has a hard time with change.
00:10:47You know, when she was younger, her parents sold the family minivan, and she asked if she
00:10:51could go visit it at its new house.
00:10:54That's really sweet of her to want to check in on it.
00:10:57And then remember when I told her I was moving out, she didn't talk to me for like two weeks.
00:11:03Mm-hmm.
00:11:05And whenever I passed her door, she'd be muttering, Benedict Arnold.
00:11:08Right, but this, this is a good change.
00:11:11I know, and I'm so excited, and I love you so much, and I, and I cannot wait to get
00:11:16married.
00:11:18But I, I just want to make sure I tell her in the, just in the right way for her.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:27So let's parking lot the holiday campaign and dig into the meat and taters of our spring
00:11:31into content campaign.
00:11:33So this campaign is, it's going to be a big lift.
00:11:36So we really need to stop the scroll.
00:11:38We need some big ideas.
00:11:39We need some blue sky ideas.
00:11:41And like, we just like really need everybody on this.
00:11:44But I was kind of thinking, Delaney, maybe you could run point for us.
00:11:49Hmm, I don't, I don't really have the bandwidth for that right now.
00:11:52I copy that.
00:11:53Luca, it's all yours.
00:11:57Okay, wow.
00:11:58Yeah, that's, that is just, that's amazing.
00:12:01I do just want to flag that I'm working overtime on two major campaigns right now, since Delaney
00:12:06didn't have the bandwidth last month.
00:12:08So it's just kind of all falling on my shoulders.
00:12:10So that's, that's totally fine.
00:12:11I just do just want to flag that.
00:12:13No, and thank you for flagging that.
00:12:14Delaney, do you think you could maybe like carve out some time to kind of tag team it?
00:12:20Yeah, I, I got a flag that I'm spread pretty thin over here.
00:12:25What are you working on, Delaney?
00:12:27Putting out fires.
00:12:28What kind of fires?
00:12:29Big ones with employees that you don't know.
00:12:31Right, and is that why your camera's always off?
00:12:34No, my, my camera's off, Luca, because it's allowed to be off.
00:12:37Okay, guys, I should finish up with a round of Peaks and Valleys.
00:12:41So my valley was missing last week's happy hour.
00:12:44Never has someone been so missed.
00:12:46But my peak is that it's on the books for next week.
00:12:49Popcorn to Delaney.
00:12:51I guess my valley was editing Luca's Q4 pitch.
00:12:56And then my peak was, it's done now.
00:13:00Popcorn to Alex.
00:13:02You know, my valley was at Ryan and I hit a speed bump.
00:13:10Wow.
00:13:10So he, he wants to open up the relationship and I just, I don't think that I have the
00:13:15sexual confidence to withstand it.
00:13:18So we're taking some time apart to kind of ideate on next steps.
00:13:22But Alex, are you okay?
00:13:24How are you feeling?
00:13:26You know, like I was upset.
00:13:28Obviously.
00:13:29I was really upset.
00:13:30For a beat.
00:13:30But then I had a one-on-one with my best friend.
00:13:32You know, we went out, we got some drinks, we blew off steam.
00:13:35Just like old times, just the two of us.
00:13:37And that like really, really helped.
00:13:39Best friends just get it.
00:13:41Oh, we're so aligned on that, Luca.
00:13:45So what was dad's reaction?
00:13:47We FaceTimed him quickly.
00:13:48Yeah, he was really happy for us.
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:53And I mean, not that happy.
00:13:54Oh.
00:13:55Come on.
00:13:56He was really excited, it seemed.
00:13:58Yeah, or you knew to call him after five.
00:14:01Speaking of alcoholics, how did Delaney take the news?
00:14:04Um, she was happy.
00:14:06Fine.
00:14:07Good.
00:14:07Delaney doesn't know yet.
00:14:09Katie wanted to tell her in her own way before we told anybody else.
00:14:12That is so classic.
00:14:14I, uh, do you know that Delaney knew that our parents were getting divorced before I did?
00:14:18Is that true?
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:20I mean, uh, she's my best friend, so.
00:14:24I think you'd get it if you had a best friend.
00:14:26Well, my wife is my best friend, so Daria, who's your best friend?
00:14:30No, I'd rather not say.
00:14:32We're each other's best friends.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:35Like normal adults.
00:14:37Delaney loves Katie.
00:14:39She'll be really happy once we tell her own stuff.
00:14:41John, have you ever heard of expectation recalibration therapy?
00:14:44I was reading an article about it, and I think...
00:14:46Excuse me, what article?
00:14:47It's an article.
00:14:49Where was this article?
00:14:51In the journals for doctors.
00:14:53Henry, have you been listening again to my sessions with my patients?
00:14:58Anyway, expectation recalibration is basically a therapy where you work to accept that someone
00:15:02will never change, right?
00:15:03Like, they suck, like, medically.
00:15:05And in your case, that's Delaney.
00:15:07And in our case, it's our dad.
00:15:08So, I mean, Daria confirmed that he's a narcissist.
00:15:11Oh, I have never treated your father.
00:15:13And I've never made any medical claims about him.
00:15:15Excuse me.
00:15:16But you have.
00:15:17I mean, we've talked about that.
00:15:17What are you talking about?
00:15:18You know.
00:15:19What?
00:15:19Are you...
00:15:20I sent him 20 of my poems in the past year?
00:15:2220.
00:15:24And he never once told me that I was talented?
00:15:27Right?
00:15:29I mean, how hard is it to reply with a compliment?
00:15:31How hard is it to, like, you know, just say, like, a simple Henry, you are a brilliant artist,
00:15:36right?
00:15:36And it is a crime that you have to edit other people's much weaker novels instead of traveling
00:15:41the world on your own book tour, right?
00:15:43He is selfish, Katie, and so is Delaney.
00:15:46Yeah, I hear you.
00:15:48I don't think Delaney's selfish.
00:15:50I think she has a hard time with change.
00:15:52Daria was treating our neighbor the other day.
00:15:54He would know.
00:15:54He's a total freak, Daria.
00:15:55I mean, he gets off on lizards.
00:15:57Did he say blizzards or it was lizards?
00:16:00It was lizards.
00:16:00It was lizards.
00:16:01He gets off on lizards.
00:16:02And his wife wants to divorce him, clearly.
00:16:05And Daria said something that I think applies here.
00:16:09Tell them the thing about the change.
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:12Well, you know, people's nerves about change.
00:16:16They can be calmed by the familiar.
00:16:19So, you take them to a comfortable environment and you break the news.
00:16:24It's kind of like you take your kids to their favorite ice cream shop and tell them you're
00:16:27going to get a divorce.
00:16:28I mean, I think that's something that you should consider with Delaney.
00:16:31I mean, she's about as mature as an eight-year-old, so.
00:16:34Seen her hork down a pint of Chubby Hubby in one sitting, so we know she likes ice cream.
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:44That's not a real basketball.
00:16:46Third from the left is cake.
00:16:47You know, I decided I don't even want cake at my birthday this year.
00:16:50I actually think it's really weird to, like, bring out food and then make people eat it.
00:16:55Did you find a bar yet?
00:16:56I think I'm going to do it here.
00:16:57I'm going for a very specific aesthetic, so if you could not invite...
00:17:00Ah, no!
00:17:02I thought you'd be asleep.
00:17:05Katie?
00:17:06I didn't know you still had a key.
00:17:08Uh, Delaney said I could keep one for emergencies.
00:17:10What's the emergency?
00:17:12Um, well, this time it's not so much an emergency, really, as it is, um, a surprise for my best
00:17:19friend.
00:17:20Oh, man, I had actually had this whole thing planned, and I was going to sneak in and, like, put
00:17:23clues around the apartment, but okay, whatever.
00:17:25Since you're awake, I'll just show you now.
00:17:30What the fuck is that?
00:17:32I planned us a mini beach vacation.
00:17:36You don't seem excited.
00:17:37What's there to be excited about, Katie?
00:17:39It's the beach.
00:17:40I'm excited.
00:17:41I really am.
00:17:42Um, and that poster is, that's your most thoughtful gift yet.
00:17:45Do you see the umbrella?
00:17:46I see the umbrella.
00:17:48You know these trips can be kind of weird for me.
00:17:51Is John at least bringing a friend?
00:17:52No, no, John's not coming.
00:17:55Why?
00:17:55Yeah, why?
00:17:57No reason.
00:17:58I just thought it would be great for the two of us to go on a trip, connect, have some
00:18:03quality time.
00:18:04Like old times?
00:18:06Yes, yes.
00:18:06Just like old times.
00:18:10Ew.
00:18:25Kiss me once.
00:18:28Kiss me twice.
00:18:31Your sugar and spice.
00:18:34And everything nice.
00:18:36Girl, love me forever and I'll be true to you, girl.
00:18:49All right, there we go.
00:18:51Nice.
00:18:52We're here.
00:18:53What time is check-in at the Pelican Palace?
00:18:55Surprise.
00:18:56We aren't staying at the Pelican Palace.
00:18:58What?
00:18:59Yeah, I got us a rental house, actually, on Wonder Weekend.
00:19:04Wonder Weekend rentals kind of creep me out.
00:19:06I don't, I don't, I don't like the idea of using other people's kitchen appliances.
00:19:09But you're okay sleeping in a bed or a bunch of high schoolers just round at the bases?
00:19:13But the Pelican Palace is where all the parties end up.
00:19:15I know.
00:19:16Imagine that noise.
00:19:17Wouldn't sleep a frickin' wink.
00:19:19Is there a bar?
00:19:22At the rental house?
00:19:24Is it a shared space or private?
00:19:26Private.
00:19:28And there's a lockbox, so we don't even have to meet the guy.
00:19:34You found it!
00:19:35Oh.
00:19:37Oh.
00:19:37Gosh, GPS can be a little wonky here, so, so glad you guys figured it out.
00:19:41How we doing?
00:19:42Are you, uh, are you, uh, Douglas?
00:19:47Are you my fifth grade teacher?
00:19:50Just Dougie's fine, yeah.
00:19:51I just asked because the, the listing had said that there was a lockbox, so I didn't think
00:19:56we'd get to meet.
00:19:57Here she is.
00:19:58Yeah, I love to walk everyone through the space first, only because it's a really important
00:20:03place to me.
00:20:04Oh.
00:20:04It was my mom's.
00:20:05She, uh, she died here.
00:20:08Oh, gosh, no.
00:20:10Not in the front yard.
00:20:11Oh.
00:20:12She died inside.
00:20:15Katie, right?
00:20:15So, you must be Delaney.
00:20:17Mm-hmm.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:17I love that name.
00:20:18Family name?
00:20:19It was my grandfather's.
00:20:20Oh, my gosh.
00:20:21I was named after my mom's brother, who we don't talk to anymore.
00:20:25He's, uh, he's a pedophile, so.
00:20:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:29Oh, no, no, no.
00:20:30He was always cool with me, yeah.
00:20:33But, uh, called a lot, you know, when he was doing time.
00:20:36Yeah, I guess inmates are, like, really hard on child predators.
00:20:40I didn't mind saying hi then, but once he got out and started coming here unannounced,
00:20:44oh, my gosh.
00:20:45I keep talking and talking.
00:20:46You guys probably just want to see inside, right?
00:20:48Pretty cute, huh?
00:20:49I love it.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:52Mom left the place to meet my sister, but Lauren has a family now, so she let me keep it
00:20:57all
00:20:57to myself.
00:20:58Oh, score.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:20:59Oh, all the art on the wall is for sale.
00:21:02Oh.
00:21:05What little munchkin did these?
00:21:07I am an artist.
00:21:09Yeah, well, technically my day job is medical sales, but I've been working my tush off and-
00:21:14Is there a Wi-Fi password?
00:21:16Uh, yeah.
00:21:18It was in the welcome pamphlet that I sent over.
00:21:21Because guests are really supposed to read the pamphlet before they check in.
00:21:25Oh.
00:21:25But it's okay.
00:21:27I have a spare set of rules right here.
00:21:30Oh, perfect.
00:21:31Oh, I also threw in my favorite local spots.
00:21:33You girls hot dog fans?
00:21:35Dingo's dogs.
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:36Um, we know it.
00:21:37We used to come here when you were little.
00:21:39Fun.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40Sisters?
00:21:41Best friends.
00:21:41I love, uh, best friends.
00:21:43Any big plans for best friends night?
00:21:45Um, I think we'll probably hang here, make a cheese plate.
00:21:50You get plenty of cheese at home.
00:21:54I thought we could go to a bar.
00:21:56I mean, I brought a lot of orange wine for us to drink here.
00:21:58Oh!
00:21:59That's a no.
00:22:02What is?
00:22:03No alcohol on the premises.
00:22:04That's ridiculous.
00:22:06Um, what she means is we were really just going to have a glass or two?
00:22:10Yeah, no exception to the rules.
00:22:12Was it just a quick skim of the welcome email?
00:22:15Because no shoes is also a big one.
00:22:19I can't sleep with the sound of stomping.
00:22:21I thought this was a private space.
00:22:23Yeah, the upstairs is your private domain.
00:22:26I hang my hat in the subterranean domicile.
00:22:31I live in the basement.
00:22:36What are you doing?
00:22:38Head of file has this address.
00:22:39Okay, well, it's a good thing we're adults.
00:22:41I look young.
00:22:44So what happens when you stray from places you know and love?
00:22:47Your mom got staff at the Pelican Palace.
00:22:49The Pelican Palace is fun.
00:22:51They keep beers in the ice machine.
00:22:52You prefer dirty ice?
00:22:54Over a literal deathbed?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:55Okay, I put a lot of effort into planning this trip.
00:22:58And I would like if we could at least relax and try to connect, enjoy ourselves, appreciate where we are.
00:23:05Ow!
00:23:06Shhh.
00:23:10Cameras?
00:23:10What the hell?
00:23:11What?
00:23:12Remember when I worked at Urban Outfitters?
00:23:14Alright, those cameras aren't even on.
00:23:16People just see them and are less likely to steal.
00:23:18Do you see any ironic coffee table books for sale here?
00:23:22Because I don't.
00:23:23Dougie isn't warding off shoplifters.
00:23:25He's watching us get his rocks off.
00:23:26He's not camped out in front of the monitor with his hands on his pants.
00:23:30He's nice.
00:23:33No, no, I'm not staying here all night and being one of Dougie's cheese-eating camgirls, okay?
00:23:38I'm going to a bar.
00:23:39All night at a bar?
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41Shhh.
00:23:43Thing is, though, if it's loud, we won't really be able to talk.
00:23:48We talk all day.
00:23:51I know.
00:23:52That's a good point.
00:23:54Yeah, let's go to a bar.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59This place has really changed.
00:24:01Used to get packed.
00:24:03I saw this pottery place in town, and they have a morning class that teaches you how to make
00:24:06little bowls for your keys.
00:24:07I kind of was hoping we'd sleep in.
00:24:09Yeah, it's not till 7.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12Cheers to this weekend.
00:24:13Thank you for planning it.
00:24:16As you know, we've had so many great memories here as friends, and we've crossed so many
00:24:20milestones together.
00:24:22And I thought it would be the perfect place to come to cross one more.
00:24:26And I think that it's the most important thing we do if we are able to flourish together,
00:24:32like two roses, two best friend, I guess, roses, who, um...
00:24:37Uh, can I get a beer, please?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:38That guy?
00:24:39Real hot.
00:24:40Who?
00:24:40The helmet guy.
00:24:42Can I do double whiskey?
00:24:44Uh, okay.
00:24:44Not why we're here.
00:24:46Um, okay.
00:24:46So I was saying, we have crossed so many milestones together here as friends.
00:24:50He looks like Dennis Fuller.
00:24:52Oh, Dennis Fuller, another loser.
00:24:54Should we go talk to him?
00:24:55I-I'm in the middle of saying something, okay?
00:25:00Um...
00:25:04You gonna pick that up?
00:25:05I'm gonna call him back.
00:25:10Uh, I-I'm gonna be quick.
00:25:11Don't move.
00:25:18Sorry, uh, had to get to a quiet place.
00:25:20Delaney dragged me to a bar.
00:25:21You out celebrating?
00:25:23Celebrating?
00:25:24The proposal.
00:25:26Katie?
00:25:27Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:28It cut-it cut out for a sec.
00:25:30Um, not-yeah, not yet.
00:25:32You said that you would tell her by tonight.
00:25:33No, no, I know.
00:25:34I-I was-I was just about to when you called.
00:25:36Well, Daria sent over some invitation samples,
00:25:39and she said we should pick one by next week.
00:25:41Okay, yeah, sounds good.
00:25:42I'll send you some photos, and then you can decide.
00:25:45Or, I can decide to send me photos on the back.
00:25:48Uh, whichever.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:50I'll catch you later.
00:25:51Love you.
00:25:52Bye.
00:25:52Love you. Bye.
00:25:55Checking in?
00:25:56All right.
00:25:57You gotta check in.
00:25:58I'm a social chair for Sigma Nu,
00:26:00so I got to plan this bachelor party for my almost-bro-in-law.
00:26:03I always go big.
00:26:04Last month, we had a naughty nuns and a frisky friars party.
00:26:09Friars are like bald priests.
00:26:10Tell me, what do you do?
00:26:11Uh, finance.
00:26:13Okay, humble.
00:26:15Do you follow crypto?
00:26:16Because he-he-he created Apex coin.
00:26:18Uh, GQ did vote at one of their up-and-coming coins of the year this year, but it's not
00:26:22a big deal.
00:26:22Oh my god, anybody could have made this little itty bee coin.
00:26:26Nobody's-oh, I'm so sorry.
00:26:27Sorry.
00:26:28Hi.
00:26:28Hey.
00:26:28Um, I'm Katie.
00:26:29Hey.
00:26:30Kaylee, oh my god.
00:26:31You look exactly like my twins.
00:26:33Look at the-
00:26:36Is Apex coin funding any strippers this weekend?
00:26:39I don't pay for intimate experiences.
00:26:41I do.
00:26:42I wanted one real bad.
00:26:44I found one online that's so mean to you.
00:26:46Sorry about him.
00:26:47The legend himself.
00:26:49It's Charlie.
00:26:50Delaney.
00:26:51Katie.
00:26:52Nice to meet you.
00:26:53Katie.
00:26:53Again.
00:26:54Do you think it was a bad idea to have a college junior playing my bachelor party?
00:26:58Uh, we're actually probably gonna head out.
00:27:02Oh, would you actually mind opening these for us?
00:27:04All good.
00:27:05I got it.
00:27:06Oh, nope.
00:27:07P-p-p-p-p-p-p-party flops.
00:27:09Ha.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:11You didn't want to use your party flop?
00:27:13You.
00:27:16One beer and we go.
00:27:18One beer and we go.
00:27:37Let's go.
00:27:38Yeah, let's fucking go.
00:27:40I'm gonna fire up some tunes.
00:27:42P-p-p-p-p-p-s.
00:27:46That smells fucking awful.
00:27:48Oh my God, that smells so bad.
00:27:50Wait.
00:27:50I didn't smell anything.
00:27:51I didn't-
00:27:52What's it smell like?
00:27:52Pfft.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:55Yo.
00:27:56Did anybody see a dog walk through here?
00:28:01Bottle opener on the bottom of a shoe?
00:28:03Stop smiling.
00:28:04Stop.
00:28:05And then an old kind of moron walks through dog shit and has no idea.
00:28:09You didn't even know how to get strippers for a bachelor party.
00:28:11Well, not all guys like strippers.
00:28:12That one I get.
00:28:13Yeah, totally.
00:28:14John really doesn't.
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16John actually doesn't.
00:28:17Because he has a sister.
00:28:18He does?
00:28:19You've hung out with her like three times.
00:28:21All right.
00:28:24Will you open the door?
00:28:27You have the key.
00:28:28You have the key.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31I have the key?
00:28:32You wanted to carry it.
00:28:33I have the key.
00:28:35I don't have the key.
00:28:38Where'd it go?
00:28:39It might have fallen out of my pocket.
00:28:41Why can't you carry a purse?
00:28:42I'm sorry.
00:28:43I need to brush my teeth.
00:28:44We can go back to the bar and look for them?
00:28:45No.
00:28:47You know what we have to do?
00:28:49No.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:52Sorry again, buggy.
00:28:53Oh, that's fine.
00:28:54I was only asleep for an hour.
00:28:55Okay, good.
00:28:56Oh, sorry.
00:28:58Just pop those off for me.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00Yeah.
00:29:00Sorry.
00:29:01Just the rules.
00:29:05I just forgot.
00:29:06That's fine.
00:29:07I love those flats.
00:29:12Oh, sorry.
00:29:16Before you go back down to the basement, what's the deal with the cameras?
00:29:20Oh, my gosh.
00:29:21I had to up my security after a nightmare renter.
00:29:24Ever heard of a home birth?
00:29:28But the cameras don't actually record.
00:29:30Oh, no.
00:29:31They're the real deal.
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:32No audio, of course, because you need a permit for that.
00:29:35And no cameras in the bedrooms or bathrooms.
00:29:39This was all in you.
00:29:40In the welcome email.
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:42Was it just a quick skim?
00:29:43Because we can pop a squat and look things over if you want.
00:29:46Oh, no.
00:29:47We should not pop any squats.
00:29:49We'd like to go to bed.
00:29:50And we'd like to watch TV alone.
00:29:53Do you guys know how to work the Roku?
00:29:54Yes.
00:29:55Yes.
00:29:56I saw that in the binder.
00:29:57She saw the...
00:29:59I cracked myself up.
00:30:01I don't have a Roku.
00:30:03It was a trick question.
00:30:05You fell right into my trap.
00:30:07I'm really going to need you to do a refresher of the rules after I leave.
00:30:11Okay?
00:30:13Going to need a verbal K from both of you.
00:30:16K.
00:30:20Hmm?
00:30:22K.
00:30:24And while I'm at it, why don't I throw us all in a group text?
00:30:27Just in case of emergencies.
00:30:29Katie, I have your digits, but, um...
00:30:32Delaney?
00:30:34Delaney?
00:30:56What time is it?
00:30:57It's early.
00:31:00Um...
00:31:00It's really early.
00:31:01Go back to bed.
00:31:07I'm gonna, uh...
00:31:10I'm gonna go get us coffees.
00:31:12Mm.
00:31:33It's a matter of privacy, Otto.
00:31:34I think it's a little weird for your friend's wife to post something before I, the bride,
00:31:39have posted anything, you know?
00:31:41I mean...
00:31:41But you told Delaney, right?
00:31:43Yes.
00:31:44Yes.
00:31:44I...
00:31:45I told her we were engaged.
00:31:46I...
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:47I will ask them to take it down.
00:31:49Okay.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:50I just don't want it up there.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52I gotta go.
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:54All right.
00:31:54I love you.
00:31:55Bye.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:58Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00I almost didn't recognize you without the dog shit on your cup.
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:05That's funny.
00:32:06Too soon.
00:32:08I, um...
00:32:09Sorry, I overheard you on the phone.
00:32:10I didn't realize you were a bride.
00:32:11I didn't realize you were a bride.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15Congratulations.
00:32:18It's, um...
00:32:19It's really recent.
00:32:20Um, and I'm...
00:32:22I'm really, really excited.
00:32:24I just need to figure out, um...
00:32:26I haven't told, uh, my best friend yet.
00:32:29Uh, Delaney, who you met last night.
00:32:31So I just need to, you know, figure stuff out, so...
00:32:34What?
00:32:34She doesn't like him?
00:32:35Uh, you know, I mean, she's...
00:32:37She's not the most emotive person, so it can be...
00:32:39It can be...
00:32:40It was hard to tell in the beginning, but yeah, she likes him.
00:32:43She does.
00:32:44Yeah, she does like him.
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:45Now say it one more time, but I want you to really mean it.
00:32:47She...
00:32:47She does like him, so...
00:32:51Look, a few of my friends weren't that happy for me when I got engaged.
00:32:54I think they're just freaked out that they think your fiancΓ©'s gonna hijack your life
00:32:58and they're never gonna see you again.
00:32:59I know, which is crazy.
00:33:01One of them just straight up stopped inviting me places
00:33:03because he said I don't know how to hang anymore.
00:33:06Not that that's gonna happen to you.
00:33:08I think...
00:33:08No.
00:33:09No, I know.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Good luck with, you know, enjoy your coffee.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Bye.
00:33:25You're up.
00:33:26What time is it?
00:33:27Time to get up.
00:33:28Cold brew.
00:33:29There you go.
00:33:31It's beautiful out, by the way.
00:33:32Where's my phone?
00:33:33Our phones are tucked away safely in the kitchen drawer.
00:33:37Why?
00:33:38Because today is about having fun without distractions.
00:33:42We're gonna float around, untethered to technology, just like when we were little.
00:33:45What happened to pottery?
00:33:47We're not going to pottery.
00:33:49We're gonna be wild, crazy, spontaneous.
00:33:52We are going off the grid.
00:33:53I think it was a left back there.
00:33:58I was following you.
00:34:00I'm following you.
00:34:01Why?
00:34:01I'm left-brained.
00:34:03No, I'm left-brained.
00:34:04Which one's the one that's bad at math?
00:34:06Because you're that one.
00:34:07That's very rude.
00:34:08You know, what's rude is those are my sneakers and you're wearing them and you didn't ask me.
00:34:12Katie?
00:34:13Gwen?
00:34:14Oh my god, hi.
00:34:16And Delaney.
00:34:17Hey, Gwen.
00:34:18Oh my god, wow.
00:34:19You two hanging out.
00:34:21It's like stepping back into 2008 again.
00:34:25I love it.
00:34:29You have a baby.
00:34:31Congratulations.
00:34:32You have Max, but she's a girl.
00:34:34She's amazing.
00:34:35She's such a great eater.
00:34:36She sleeps 8 to 8.
00:34:37Wow, that's awesome.
00:34:38Um, are you here for the weekend?
00:34:39Oh no, my partner and I, we live here full time.
00:34:41Yeah, we moved away from the city, which was super scary.
00:34:43But you know, I love it.
00:34:44Wait, did I say that you got married?
00:34:47Uh, no.
00:34:47No.
00:34:49Oh, you know what?
00:34:49I'm thinking about the other Katie in your grain.
00:34:51Yeah, the other Katie, she had her wedding featured on Nautical Nuptials.
00:34:55Amazing.
00:34:56Wow.
00:34:57Well, what are you up to today?
00:34:59We're probably just going to grab some food at the deli, actually, in town.
00:35:03Oh my god, their locks is what got me through my second trimester.
00:35:06Just the craziest cravings with this little one.
00:35:09You know, pistachios, fish, cottage cheese, butt stuff, whatever.
00:35:12You name it, I had it.
00:35:13Oh, crazy.
00:35:14Idea alert.
00:35:15But we're actually having a BBQ at mine today.
00:35:17You should come.
00:35:18Is it a party?
00:35:19It's a BBQ.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21Come.
00:35:29Sorry, we just, we get it a little crazy on the weekends.
00:35:33Well, I mean, as, you know, crazy as we can with a little one.
00:35:37Oh.
00:35:38Yeah.
00:35:38Um, so, what is it you do, Theo?
00:35:41I'm a filmmaker.
00:35:43Yeah, um, commercials.
00:35:45Yeah, he just got back from Tokyo.
00:35:47Oh, wow.
00:35:48You know, I hear Japan's amazing.
00:35:50What commercial were you shooting?
00:35:52Um, it's nothing.
00:35:54Sweetie, just don't tell them.
00:35:57Oh, he's being so modest.
00:35:58He's being modest.
00:35:59He was shooting a watch commercial with Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman.
00:36:04Oh, wow.
00:36:06Uh, that's, that's so cool.
00:36:07Did you get to meet them?
00:36:08The celebrities?
00:36:10Yeah, that's not really why I do it, though.
00:36:13Hmm.
00:36:14Hmm.
00:36:16No, of course not.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:19Oh, hello.
00:36:20Oh.
00:36:20Oh, hi.
00:36:21Oh, no, careful.
00:36:22She, she, she can buy.
00:36:23Oh.
00:36:23She does?
00:36:24Uh, well, yeah,
00:36:26I guess she really likes you.
00:36:27Hmm.
00:36:29Sweetie, I've never seen her do that with anyone but me.
00:36:32Nerd, why don't you, why don't you come here?
00:36:33Come.
00:36:34Come on.
00:36:35Come on.
00:36:35Hey, come on.
00:36:36Nerd!
00:36:39I think, um, yeah, I think it's your turn, Daddy.
00:36:42You know, I'm pretty sure I read in the book that it's better to let him cry it out, right?
00:36:45No, that's for, um, when we're putting her to sleep, babe.
00:36:48Yes, well, and nappies.
00:36:49No, no, not just nappies.
00:36:51Oh, no, she wants, she wants to come.
00:36:53Come on.
00:36:53Yeah, why don't you?
00:36:54Ah, yeah.
00:36:55Yeah, okay.
00:36:56Oh.
00:36:57Oh.
00:36:58You know what, we're gonna look after the child as well.
00:37:00Come on.
00:37:02Yeah.
00:37:03Just excuse me, okay?
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:07I'm very worried about the dog.
00:37:09I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:11I felt bad.
00:37:12I saw them wandering the neighborhood, looking longingly at all these families.
00:37:16What were they supposed to be?
00:37:17If you've always invited strangers in this house, first it was the kitten in the garage,
00:37:21now it's these spinsters from your past.
00:37:25Baby, we have a child.
00:37:28We do?
00:37:29Wow, I just forgot about the 46 hours of labor and my torn anus.
00:37:33The chatty one is hiding something, and I know that you don't care, but the new keeps on
00:37:38fiddling with noodle.
00:37:38I want them gone.
00:37:39I want my life back.
00:37:46Ladies, I couldn't find any weed but some ketamine.
00:37:50Fuck.
00:37:55Ow!
00:37:59Oh, it hit my spine.
00:38:03Oh, my God.
00:38:05Since when is petting a dog weird?
00:38:07It's not like I was only petting tail.
00:38:09I'm serious.
00:38:10Okay, well, I'm not hiding anything.
00:38:13They're just freaking nuts.
00:38:14Whatever, that's the most excitement they've seen in months, so.
00:38:16Yeah?
00:38:16Her partner just shot a commercial Brad's hit, but I hear you.
00:38:20Yeah, they clearly hit each other, though.
00:38:22Hit each other?
00:38:23Maybe they're a little tired.
00:38:24She had a baby.
00:38:25Or maybe they were in love, and then they had the baby, and now they hate each other.
00:38:29That's real nice.
00:38:30I'm sorry.
00:38:31That's the reason I don't want kids.
00:38:33All right.
00:38:34I know you want kids.
00:38:35I mean it.
00:38:36I don't want kids.
00:38:39Okay, you don't mean that.
00:38:40Don't say that.
00:38:41Um, I do mean it.
00:38:43I don't want kids.
00:38:44Delaney, you don't mean that.
00:38:46Stop.
00:38:47Can we not have this conversation?
00:38:49Because that really put a damper on my entire day.
00:38:52Yes.
00:38:52Okay, sorry.
00:38:53Um.
00:38:55Okay, what do you want to do?
00:39:00Follow me, okay?
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:23I'm going to get this with my name on it, and she's going to get this with her name on
00:39:27it.
00:39:30What's the other 2%?
00:39:32Um, you're illegal?
00:39:33Well, you're not.
00:39:36Oh, here we go.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Come here.
00:39:45Get back in the sand on, room.
00:39:51This ain't no dirt.
00:40:00Oh, God!
00:40:07Oh, God!
00:40:09Oh, God, they're very nimble.
00:40:29Oh my...
00:40:30Oh my...
00:40:32Oh my...
00:40:33Oh my...
00:40:34Oh my...
00:40:35Really? Yes, he cuts his toenails.
00:40:37In the car. That's a good thing. No.
00:40:39Shots!
00:40:40Keep it going all-nighter!
00:40:43Oh, hi Kyle.
00:40:45You sure you're allowed back in here?
00:40:49Dude, I'm...
00:40:50so embarrassed.
00:40:51How can we make this up to you?
00:40:54Um, I guess one of you could eat some dog shit.
00:40:57Shit, I'll do it.
00:40:58No, I'll do it.
00:41:00I'll do it. I'm so sorry that we keep subjecting you to this.
00:41:03Let's just do a round of fireball shots for...
00:41:07everyone.
00:41:08You like fireball?
00:41:11I love fireball.
00:41:15Let's fucking go.
00:41:19What is with Phil?
00:41:21What's up, Kaylee?
00:41:22Oh my God, dude.
00:41:24I gotta go to the bathroom.
00:41:26Well, we've been having so much fun.
00:41:27It's been hard to find the right time to tell her.
00:41:30Right.
00:41:32But more importantly, as soon as you tell her, it's gonna be weird.
00:41:35Uh, yeah, that too.
00:41:37All right, then don't think about it and just have fun.
00:41:40I can't not think about it.
00:41:43She is going to find out.
00:41:45Mm-hmm.
00:41:47Oh my God, you're so stressed.
00:41:48I know, I know.
00:41:50I can feel your heart beating in your chest.
00:41:53I know.
00:41:54I know.
00:41:55Well, my fiance wants to try for kids as soon as we get married.
00:41:59Oh.
00:41:59So this will be the last time I see my friends for the next 18 years.
00:42:05That's so sad.
00:42:07I know.
00:42:07Don't say that.
00:42:08I agree.
00:42:09The fact is that we're getting older and we're not gonna have a lot more weekends like this.
00:42:13We're not 80 years old.
00:42:14This is not your last hurrah.
00:42:15Do you know what a bachelor party is?
00:42:17By definition, it is a last hurrah.
00:42:19I think you're being dramatic.
00:42:21I don't think so.
00:42:25Maybe we get another drink?
00:42:26Yes.
00:42:27Is that an awful idea?
00:42:28No, it's a good idea.
00:42:29Okay, twist your arm?
00:42:30Twist my arm.
00:42:31I don't really do the whole American idealization of excess, supersized thing.
00:42:35Well, except when it comes to real estate because tiny homes scare me.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42Beijing.
00:42:43Hold those.
00:42:48What's his deal?
00:42:49Oh, he's a good dude.
00:42:51And he's, like, low-key rich now, too.
00:42:53But he only dates models.
00:42:54Sorry.
00:42:55Hey, um, are you single?
00:42:59Yeah, I'm single.
00:43:01Same.
00:43:02I mean, me and my boys have, like, a strict no-dating policy for junior year.
00:43:06I love that.
00:43:07I wish my friends got that.
00:43:10Should we put in a good word with, uh, Tommy?
00:43:13Like the date?
00:43:14No.
00:43:15I like to smash.
00:43:16Yeah, I like to smash.
00:43:18Yeah, I'll ask him.
00:43:20Less of an ask and more of a temperature check.
00:43:21Just check it out for me.
00:43:24It's my mission to get you kissing.
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:28Phil!
00:43:28Tommy!
00:43:29Family fireball shots!
00:43:32Oh, fuck.
00:43:34Cheers!
00:43:35Cheers!
00:43:53Oh, fuck.
00:43:54I forgot to vote.
00:43:56Uh, guys, there's nothing open.
00:43:57We really don't need to force the night.
00:43:59No, no, no.
00:44:00We said all-nighter.
00:44:02We did.
00:44:03I feel like Tommy and Delaney still need to clap cheeks.
00:44:06What are you talking about?
00:44:08Nothing.
00:44:08He's drunk.
00:44:08Ignore him.
00:44:09Well, we would invite you back to the Pelican Palace Bar.
00:44:12Uh, but it is, I've been told, an out-of-order vending machine in the parking lot.
00:44:17Mm.
00:44:18So, they can't host.
00:44:19That's correct.
00:44:20They can't host.
00:44:21Do you-
00:44:23You guys, should we just call it?
00:44:24Yes!
00:44:25No!
00:44:26No, let's go to ours.
00:44:29What about Dougie?
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:32We'll be quiet.
00:44:37Sorry.
00:44:37This is the only room in the house without cameras.
00:44:40I have cash.
00:44:41Yeah, I think, uh, I think I should probably take Phil home.
00:44:44No.
00:44:45No.
00:44:46You should stay here.
00:44:48Charlie and Katie, they'll be back any second.
00:44:50I'm friends with Danny.
00:44:51Or, we could play a game.
00:44:53You guys ever heard of Twister?
00:44:56Oh, man.
00:44:58The bait of thighs brought it to, uh, the hockey house last spring.
00:45:02No, uh, seriously, I told Phil's wife I'd watch him.
00:45:05I think it's time for us to go, Phil.
00:45:07I'm good.
00:45:08Chill.
00:45:08I'm on hold.
00:45:10I think we should get Phil coffee.
00:45:11Phil, do you want a coffee?
00:45:12Don't fucking touch me.
00:45:13Haha.
00:45:14All right, yeah, let's get Phil coffee.
00:45:17Is that okay?
00:45:18Yeah, go get me fucking coffee and get out of here.
00:45:21Great, let's get Phil coffee.
00:45:22Bye.
00:45:23This guy fucking thinks he knows what it's like to fucking live in a house with three women.
00:45:27No offense, you're awesome.
00:45:29Ooh, a smooth banana IPA.
00:45:32That could be your, that could be your wedding drink.
00:45:35Like your bride signature cocktail.
00:45:36I'm not doing any of that stuff.
00:45:39Right.
00:45:39Cause you're like, cool bride.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43Yes, that's right.
00:45:44What's your signature cocktail?
00:45:46Well, I'm a cool groom, so I can't do that.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:49You, you might actually be too cool of a groom if it takes you seven years to propose.
00:45:56Look, love happens in its own time.
00:45:58Oh, right.
00:45:59It's a, you know, I don't make the timetable.
00:46:01Love makes the timetable.
00:46:02And that's what you told her?
00:46:03Yeah.
00:46:03Yes, that's what I told her.
00:46:04And how much time did that buy you?
00:46:06Seven years.
00:46:08Ah, ah, ah, I think.
00:46:11What made you wait so long?
00:46:13I just wasn't sure.
00:46:16About your fiance?
00:46:17About any of it.
00:46:18I just, I just didn't know if that's what I wanted.
00:46:21You know, I just think it's this thing that we all think we're supposed to do
00:46:24because everybody else does it, but we never stop and ask ourselves if it's what we actually want.
00:46:28And then I realized that I did want it and I do want kids and that eventually I just had
00:46:36to get out of my own way and find somebody that I liked and use good judgment and be smart
00:46:41and just, you know, pick them and be happy.
00:46:47So romantic.
00:46:48I don't care if you don't think it's romantic.
00:46:50It's honest and honesty is what sustains a marriage.
00:46:54It's not romance.
00:46:56I mean, you actually don't think that there's one person for everyone?
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03You can't be serious.
00:47:04What?
00:47:05One person for everyone?
00:47:06No, of course not.
00:47:07I think there are millions of people that we can connect with.
00:47:10It's just a matter of when you meet them.
00:47:12We're not marrying these people because of timing.
00:47:16Don't say we're marrying them because of soul mates because I'll leave you here with those beers.
00:47:24We are marrying them because we love them.
00:47:28Yes.
00:47:30I mean, right?
00:47:32I said yes.
00:47:34You're not selling me.
00:47:36Do you know?
00:47:37That's not my job.
00:47:38No!
00:47:39This coffee expired six years ago.
00:47:42Coffee doesn't expire.
00:47:43I got cash money, baby girl.
00:47:45Remember that stuff from the 90s?
00:47:47We'll give it some tap water, okay?
00:47:48Or like Windex or something.
00:47:49Would you like to share a glass of wine?
00:47:51What?
00:47:53Someone found a speaker.
00:47:55Connect.
00:47:56No, I have to conserve my battery for the Uber so we can leave.
00:47:59You remember leaving?
00:48:00You can use my phone for the music.
00:48:02No offense, but you probably don't have my kind of music on your phone, so...
00:48:06What kind of music do you like?
00:48:07House.
00:48:08But a very specific kind of house.
00:48:10I like specific house.
00:48:12Oh my God.
00:48:13Just listen to your music, okay?
00:48:15Put on your phone.
00:48:15I'm fine.
00:48:16Put on your phone.
00:48:17I'm fine.
00:48:18Oh, Tommy.
00:48:21I'm coming, Tommy.
00:48:27I'm gonna make two glasses of wine still for if anyone wants to stay and drink it with me.
00:49:00Delaney, can you fire for some pizzas, hon?
00:49:04For the guys, at least?
00:49:06I mean, I'm happy to host some of this.
00:49:08Yeah, you don't seem anxious about it at all.
00:49:09Well, I'm just...
00:49:10I'm a little worried.
00:49:11If I get a bad review, that is on you.
00:49:13What is with you in this review?
00:49:14What?
00:49:14Are you in some sort of legal bind?
00:49:16No.
00:49:17No, but...
00:49:18I will write you a comment if they give you a shitty review.
00:49:21Oh, oh.
00:49:24Um...
00:49:24We could just go back to my hotel, if you want.
00:49:27I mean, just say the word.
00:49:31Charlie, I can't.
00:49:33I'm engaged.
00:49:34You know?
00:49:36I...
00:49:36Trust me.
00:49:40I feel it too, but there's not...
00:49:42I'm...
00:49:43I'm sorry.
00:49:43I meant, like...
00:49:45I meant all of us would go back to my hotel.
00:49:47Like, instead of you hosting here?
00:49:50Just because you seemed anxious about it?
00:49:52Yeah, no.
00:49:53I'm...
00:49:54I'm so sorry.
00:49:55Um, just because we'd been flirting, so I thought that you were...
00:49:58I wasn't suggesting that you and I would go back alone to my hotel.
00:50:02I hope I wasn't giving off that impression.
00:50:05I mean, did you think the friendly banter meant that I was gonna, like, cheat on my fiancee?
00:50:10No.
00:50:11No.
00:50:18No.
00:50:19I got it.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:21That's a fatty dude.
00:50:25Delaney, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:27We said we'd stay in the bedroom!
00:50:29Delaney!
00:50:30Phil, buddy, time to go.
00:50:32Finally.
00:50:32Yeah, let's go.
00:50:33No, stay.
00:50:34You can go to my room.
00:50:35I'll make it fun.
00:50:36No.
00:50:37No, thanks.
00:50:38Is it because I'm not a model?
00:50:39No, because I don't share a genuine connection with you and it feels weird to lead you on.
00:50:43Oh, fuck you.
00:50:45You know, I came here to celebrate an important time in Charlie's life.
00:50:48I tried to politely keep my distance so I could spend time with my friends, who I never see,
00:50:52but you inserted yourself into our plans and put us all in a very weird situation.
00:50:57So, honestly, fuck you, Delaney.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00No.
00:51:01No, no, no.
00:51:02Fuck you, Tommy.
00:51:04Fuck you.
00:51:05I do.
00:51:05Because that, that's the dopest girl that I've ever met.
00:51:09And you may not get her.
00:51:12But I do.
00:51:21I think I love you.
00:51:28What?
00:51:30What are you talking about?
00:51:34What?
00:51:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:36What is going on here?
00:51:37Who are these people?
00:51:38Mom's house?
00:51:39Can you not?
00:51:40On the art?
00:51:41I'm sorry.
00:51:42I'm sorry.
00:51:42They are about to leave.
00:51:44Additional guests?
00:51:45Shoes inside?
00:51:47Alcohol?
00:51:48You agreed to the rules.
00:51:50I know.
00:51:50I know.
00:51:51I'm sorry.
00:51:51There were a lot of rules.
00:51:53And honestly, no alcohol is crazy.
00:51:55So...
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:55Because I don't want to relapse again.
00:51:57I'm two years sober.
00:51:59What is wrong with you people?
00:52:00This is my house.
00:52:01It kills me that I have to rent this out.
00:52:04But with my mom's leftover medical bills, I don't really have...
00:52:12Really?
00:52:13I'm not gonna not do the coke.
00:52:17Hi.
00:52:18Hi.
00:52:19Hi.
00:52:20We're here for Big Dick Phil.
00:52:22Oh, my God.
00:52:23I'm him.
00:52:25Phil, please tell me that you didn't hire...
00:52:27Delaney said I could.
00:52:28I said he could.
00:52:29Because guess what?
00:52:30All guys like strippers, Katie.
00:52:32Even your lover, Charlie.
00:52:34Okay, well, he's not my lover.
00:52:35I mean, you have been eye-fucking her all week, dude.
00:52:38See?
00:52:39Whoa.
00:52:40What about my sister?
00:52:42Let's not chill.
00:52:43What are you talking about?
00:52:44She's engaged.
00:52:48You knew?
00:52:51Charlie knew.
00:52:53Hey, we're drunk, okay?
00:52:55Let's not talk about this right now.
00:52:56You don't want to talk about how you hid your engagement from me for an entire weekend?
00:53:00Do you stop?
00:53:01How you put our phones in a kitchen drawer?
00:53:04Stop.
00:53:05You're a psycho!
00:53:06Hey, you're a fucking bitch!
00:53:08Okay, this is just sad.
00:53:10I can't dance here.
00:53:11Same.
00:53:12Friendship stuff is super triggering.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:22Okay.
00:53:23I got another girl, but it'll take her 45 minutes to get here.
00:53:27Get out!
00:53:28You get out.
00:53:29You get out.
00:53:31You're a pervert.
00:53:33You filmed us.
00:53:36Per-vert.
00:53:37Per-vert.
00:53:39Per-vert.
00:53:40Per-vert.
00:53:42Per-vert.
00:53:43Per-vert.
00:53:44Per-vert.
00:53:44Per-vert.
00:53:44You're creepy!
00:53:46You don't treat guests this way!
00:53:52Everywhere's closed, Delaney.
00:53:53I'm talking to you.
00:53:54Okay, but nowhere's open.
00:53:56You don't know everything.
00:54:00Yes.
00:54:03Oh, hello.
00:54:07I'll have one pizza for one person.
00:54:12I can get home.
00:54:15He said it's going to be five minutes, so...
00:54:18You didn't want to know what type of pizza?
00:54:20I always get pepperoni and they always know, so...
00:54:23Yeah, I didn't hear a credit card number.
00:54:25I'm paying cash for chocolate.
00:54:27Mm.
00:54:29Mm.
00:54:53Tommy took my charger into his room and I know but
00:55:00all right well Kyle's also not exactly the most reliable narrator I can't look I'm
00:55:09gonna be home in a few hours
00:55:13no I'm here
00:55:18no my service is fine I'm gonna I'll be home in a few hours and then we can talk
00:55:32okay
00:55:32ready great four hours and 37 minutes to get the nation
00:55:53oh
00:55:53oh
00:55:53oh
00:55:53oh
00:55:53oh
00:55:54oh
00:55:54oh
00:55:54oh
00:55:55oh
00:55:55oh
00:55:55oh
00:55:56oh
00:55:56oh
00:56:03oh
00:56:06oh
00:56:08oh
00:56:08oh
00:56:08oh
00:56:09oh
00:56:10oh
00:56:10oh
00:56:12oh
00:56:12oh
00:56:34can you please talk about last night
00:56:37about
00:56:37about what
00:56:39all of it
00:56:41I mean
00:56:44do you remember any of it
00:56:46I know you can black out big chunks when you drink like that
00:56:53I remember that you lied to me about getting engaged I remember that
00:56:57I tried to tell you
00:56:58I tried to tell you
00:56:59that first night I had this whole thing planned it's the whole reason we did the trip
00:57:04you lied to me
00:57:06all weekend
00:57:07no I tried to tell you all weekend
00:57:11another lie
00:57:12that's great
00:57:13why do you always lie honestly you lie to me all the time
00:57:16I'm not a liar it's just really hard to be honest with you
00:57:19I mean you hate everything
00:57:21you hate everyone
00:57:22I don't hate everyone
00:57:24admit you hate John
00:57:26admit it
00:57:27you've never liked him
00:57:28you roll your eyes when you talk
00:57:29you don't laugh at his jokes
00:57:30I don't know why
00:57:31he's so sweet
00:57:32but you have always hated him
00:57:33I hate how boring he makes you
00:57:35boring
00:57:35why
00:57:36because I don't want to babysit your fucking benders
00:57:38at least I'm not stuck in some sad routine
00:57:40I'm not sad
00:57:41I'm happy
00:57:43you look happy
00:57:45why don't you call it
00:57:46I'm serious
00:57:47why don't you leave the city
00:57:48go drown your personality in white wine with Gwen
00:57:51that sounds better than staying here and wasting it with you one weekend at a time
00:57:57why don't you try caring about something
00:58:01why don't you try making a fucking effort
00:58:06why don't you grow up
00:58:07I am growing up
00:58:08you still do cocaine
00:58:09doing cocaine is fun Katie
00:58:11okay
00:58:11yeah well maybe we're too different now
00:58:17yeah
00:58:17yeah
00:58:18maybe we are
00:58:25get up
00:58:32hey there she is
00:58:34how you doing
00:58:35you feeling okay
00:58:36yeah
00:58:36let's go out of the shower
00:58:37okay
00:58:43day you ride away from me
00:58:49taking light and sleeping green
00:58:53how to get you kid?
00:58:55I keep the hurt I'd rather feel
00:59:01And watch the shadow from my knees
00:59:11There were two pigs, okay, and they're in the same pit of mud.
00:59:15And the wife pig turns over to the husband pig and she says,
00:59:19Have you seen Farmer Joe's pants lately?
00:59:28Why would you cancel?
00:59:30And the husband goes,
00:59:31Oh, that's so funny I thought he said pork chops.
00:59:44Thank you so much. I had a really good time.
00:59:54Oops.
00:59:54Did a thing. Officially secured Series B fundy for my startup.
01:00:01How do you think posted that?
01:00:03Uh, oh, oh, oh, um, Elon Musk.
01:00:10Uh, no, no, it's someone we know.
01:00:12Oh, oh, uh, um, I give up.
01:00:18Uh, okay. Um, no, it was Diane's date from New Year's.
01:00:23No, I don't, I don't, I don't even think I met her.
01:00:26Oh, is she friends with Delaney?
01:00:28Speaking of which, is Delaney coming to dinner this weekend?
01:00:32I don't think so.
01:00:35Why?
01:00:36Well, we're in a fight.
01:00:38The two of you are fighting.
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:40That's maybe never happened in the history of the world.
01:00:43Yeah.
01:00:43What happened?
01:00:44Um, it's very dumb.
01:00:46It was about the engagement.
01:00:47Oh.
01:00:50I, so I, I never actually told her.
01:00:52She found out on my phone and went ballistic and got wasted.
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean?
01:00:57You didn't, you didn't tell her that?
01:00:58I mean, remember I tried and you called, so I couldn't really.
01:01:01And then I tried later that night and it got extremely weird.
01:01:03No, no, no, no.
01:01:04Don't, don't, don't do that.
01:01:06I let you wait until the perfect moment to tell her how you wanted to tell her.
01:01:11And you said you would do that on the trip.
01:01:13You told me you would handle that on the trip so we could start planning our wedding.
01:01:16I mean, you're a little obsessed with planning the wedding.
01:01:19Well, yeah.
01:01:20I want to celebrate our marriage with our family and our friends.
01:01:23No offense.
01:01:23I don't think you really get it.
01:01:25You know, I don't think you get me and Delaney exactly.
01:01:27I don't think you could.
01:01:28See, how do you, how do you say that?
01:01:30I've been nothing but accommodating to you and your friend.
01:01:33She has a drawer in our dresser.
01:01:35You said that was fun.
01:01:36It was.
01:01:38It is.
01:01:40But I just want to know when you're going to choose us, right?
01:01:43When, when you will stop bending our lives together for Delaney.
01:01:48It's not just Delaney.
01:01:50Hold on.
01:01:51No, no, no, no.
01:01:51What do you, what do you, what do you mean?
01:01:53You know, marriage can really change your life.
01:01:55And, and a lot of times for the better, which I think will be, you know, our case.
01:02:00And I'm very excited, of course, but there's just a lot of changes.
01:02:04Like, for example, you know, eventually we will probably want to move out of the city.
01:02:07And that's fine.
01:02:08And I'm, you know, we'll do that for you.
01:02:10And you go out there and then all of a sudden all your friends are married couples that moved out
01:02:15there too.
01:02:15And, and nobody knew you before you were a married couple.
01:02:18So it's actually a bit like you didn't exist before you were part of a married couple.
01:02:22So that's the new you.
01:02:23I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stop you.
01:02:24I don't even know what to believe anymore.
01:02:29John!
01:02:34So.
01:02:35Anyways, popcorn to Delaney.
01:02:37I didn't have any peaks this week.
01:02:41Well, a week of valleys finds time in our cal eventually.
01:02:45Everything okay?
01:02:46Yeah, it's, everything's okay.
01:02:49Delaney, we're here if you ever want to share, obviously, but you seem to hate peaks and valleys.
01:02:53So.
01:02:54I don't hate peaks and valleys.
01:02:56Really?
01:02:57Once you thought you were muted and you screamed fuck when we started playing the game.
01:03:02Okay, fine.
01:03:04Um.
01:03:06My valley was.
01:03:10My best friend lied to me about getting engaged.
01:03:16What?
01:03:18Wow.
01:03:19Wow.
01:03:20That is a deep valley.
01:03:22Very deep.
01:03:23Okay, let's dive into this.
01:03:26Let's dive into this.
01:03:27Come on, we're here for you.
01:03:30Wow.
01:03:31Your hair.
01:03:32I always pictured, pictured you as a blonde.
01:03:35Look at you.
01:03:37Okay, so wait.
01:03:37Tell me everything.
01:03:38Who is this fiance?
01:03:39What's his name?
01:03:41John.
01:03:42Where's John from?
01:03:44Yep.
01:03:45John.
01:03:45The Midwest.
01:03:47What state?
01:03:48Minneapolis.
01:03:51Michigan or Minnesota.
01:03:52It's an M.
01:03:53I just, I can't remember right now.
01:03:56You seem like you must hate him.
01:03:58I don't hate him.
01:03:59I don't hate John.
01:04:01That's very nice.
01:04:02It's your best friend, so you're trying to be nice.
01:04:03But like, what did he do?
01:04:04He obviously cheated.
01:04:06He obviously-
01:04:06He cheated.
01:04:07He did cheat.
01:04:08Alex, he cheated.
01:04:09John did not cheat.
01:04:10John's not a cheater.
01:04:11He's totally obsessed with her.
01:04:15But too obsessed, probably.
01:04:18No.
01:04:19No.
01:04:20Oh no, to where it's like, true crime.
01:04:23No.
01:04:25He treats her really well.
01:04:26He's a very good guy.
01:04:28So he treats her well?
01:04:32Yeah, he treats her well.
01:04:35Wait, and she-
01:04:36Is she like, happy with him?
01:04:41Yeah.
01:04:44Okay, wait.
01:04:45Sorry for the disconnect here.
01:04:46But what's the problem?
01:04:49And the toy guy said that that's the most popular thing he sells.
01:04:52Yeah, no.
01:04:53The kids wanted one of these.
01:04:54Hmm.
01:04:54I just got them a new globe, but never enough.
01:04:58Where's John?
01:04:59His work thing.
01:05:01Oh, did he decide if he wanted the chicken or lamb skewers for the cocktail hour?
01:05:04Shoot.
01:05:05Uh, I'll ask him.
01:05:06I'm not sure.
01:05:07If you get that thing wet, it turns blue.
01:05:10So he's rehabbing brittle hips after sundown?
01:05:13He's really burning the midnight oil.
01:05:16And, um, if you wanted to go back to red again, you just put it in the sun.
01:05:20Is there trouble in paradise?
01:05:23You can't hide from an empath, little sister.
01:05:27Um, Delaney and I got into a fight, and now John and I are in a bit of a fight
01:05:34about
01:05:34that fight?
01:05:35Of course.
01:05:36No, no, no.
01:05:36We all saw this coming.
01:05:38You know, you guys are emotionally stunted.
01:05:41Daria says you both have arrested development.
01:05:43I never said that.
01:05:44Thank you very much.
01:05:44You just happened to leave your notebook open to a page that said never individuated into adulthood?
01:05:48Did you find the key to my office again?
01:05:50It doesn't matter.
01:05:50Look, the medical fact is you guys are basically still kids who are clinging on to each other in the
01:05:55cafeteria of life.
01:05:56You're emotionally stunted.
01:06:00Oh, that's a very mature response, Katie.
01:06:02Do you see what I'm saying?
01:06:04You're stunted.
01:06:05It's so rich coming from you.
01:06:07Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:08I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it might actually be time for
01:06:12you to grow up.
01:06:13We have all had to.
01:06:15Did we?
01:06:16I mean, did we all have to?
01:06:17You were like 40 years old and you still blame everything on our parents.
01:06:20You're emotionally stunted, not me.
01:06:23Tell him, Daria.
01:06:23No, no, no, Daria.
01:06:24Tell her that she's narcissistic like Dad.
01:06:26Do you know that the DSM-5 defines narcissism as a personality disorder, right, Daria?
01:06:30A cluster B personality disorder, which I think we can both agree you have.
01:06:34I have a personality disorder?
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:36Oh my God, you're delusional.
01:06:38You're literally medically delusional.
01:06:40You're certifiable.
01:06:41Daria, tell him.
01:06:42You have every symptom.
01:06:43Tell him.
01:06:43Tell him.
01:06:43Shut up!
01:06:45Just shut the fuck up!
01:06:51Today I listened to a man detail an intense reptilian fetish that's ruining his marriage.
01:06:58And I had to tell him, no.
01:07:00That's not weird.
01:07:01Do you want an iguana to act as a third?
01:07:05A girl ate rocks in front of me.
01:07:09And I had to tell a mother who told me that she lost her pregnancy.
01:07:14I had to promise her that she would get over it one day.
01:07:19Do you guys want a medical diagnosis?
01:07:23You are both ungrateful shits!
01:07:38I can't believe she said all that stuff about her patients.
01:07:42I mean, isn't that supposed to be, like, really private?
01:07:46Okay.
01:07:49I know we didn't have the ideal childhood.
01:07:53But you cannot keep using it as an excuse.
01:07:57I mean, come on.
01:07:59Can you be the adult for once?
01:08:03Can you help me for once?
01:08:08Things are gonna be okay with John.
01:08:12I don't know, actually.
01:08:15Yeah, he's...
01:08:17He's really mad.
01:08:18People get mad, Katie.
01:08:22It's part of life.
01:08:23And it's gonna be a long road if you walk around trying to make everything nice for everybody all the
01:08:27time.
01:08:28You've gotta be honest.
01:08:30I know what Delaney means to you.
01:08:34And I know how much she was there for you when you were kids.
01:08:36And yes, I maybe thought that you were freaks.
01:08:40But what you had was special.
01:08:43You guys had a great run.
01:08:48So maybe it's okay that it's over.
01:08:52Sometimes the past can't last.
01:08:58Pass me to my poem journal.
01:08:59Hurry up.
01:09:01Quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:09:04Okay, I made a guest list.
01:09:06Pretty much everyone who's coming is cool except for, like, one other assistant from my office.
01:09:11Have I shown you her grid before?
01:09:13She posts so much emo shit.
01:09:15It's like, we get that you have cancer.
01:09:18Maybe she won't support.
01:09:20What?
01:09:21Or seeing it helps other people.
01:09:24Oh, it doesn't help me.
01:09:26I meant other sick people.
01:09:28Right.
01:09:29Wait, how much do we hate Katie?
01:09:31Like, we haven't talked about this at all.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:35What she did wasn't great.
01:09:38You know what I always say.
01:09:39Hate motivates.
01:09:41Liking stuff.
01:09:42I can motivate too.
01:09:43No, liking stuff is for sheep.
01:09:46Plus, hating stuff is like our thing.
01:09:48We both know the whole world sucks.
01:09:50The whole world sucks?
01:09:52Yeah.
01:10:02I think I need to leave.
01:10:03I mean, same.
01:10:04This place is a shithole.
01:10:06Like, it's obviously a temporary situation.
01:10:08No.
01:10:10I just don't want to be around you anymore.
01:10:14I hate that we love to hate people.
01:10:17It makes me feel sick.
01:10:21And I want to feel good.
01:10:24I want to be happy.
01:10:25I want to be happy for other people.
01:10:27I want to be happy for my family.
01:10:28I want to be happy for my friends.
01:10:33But I don't know how to do that.
01:10:35I don't know how to be happy.
01:10:38For people.
01:10:46Did you like write that in your notes app to say to me?
01:10:49That's so fucking lame, Delaney.
01:10:54Okay, bye.
01:10:58Just keep reading.
01:11:00Oh.
01:11:01Okay.
01:11:02Other side.
01:11:03One second.
01:11:04Sorry.
01:11:08Delaney.
01:11:10Hi.
01:11:11What happened?
01:11:12Is everyone okay?
01:11:14What? Yeah.
01:11:16Um.
01:11:19Then, um.
01:11:20Why are you here?
01:11:26Where are you from?
01:11:29Uh.
01:11:32Illinois.
01:11:34I knew that.
01:11:39Did you like it there in Illinois?
01:11:42Do you mind?
01:11:45Sure.
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:48Who is it?
01:11:51Who is this?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Um.
01:11:57Yeah, I lived in Illinois pretty much my whole life.
01:12:01High school.
01:12:02College.
01:12:04Go Phoenixes.
01:12:05It was our college mascot.
01:12:07Yeah, my whole family went there.
01:12:09And I am so sorry that I didn't tell you that I was going to propose to Katie.
01:12:16It's okay.
01:12:18Probably made you hate me even more.
01:12:21I never hated you.
01:12:22I hated you existed.
01:12:26That was, I.
01:12:28Right.
01:12:30You never did anything wrong.
01:12:34I did everything to make it incredibly weird for you.
01:12:40And I'm really sorry.
01:12:47I'm really happy it's you.
01:12:53I will, uh, let you back to work.
01:12:55Yeah, yeah.
01:12:58We're actually in a fight.
01:13:01Um.
01:13:02She lied to me about telling you.
01:13:05And I just don't understand why she can't be honest with me.
01:13:11I don't know.
01:13:15Maybe she's afraid of losing us.
01:13:19Or maybe it's...
01:13:22Trying to protect us.
01:13:24I really don't know.
01:13:28I do know that...
01:13:33Getting older is...
01:13:36Really scary.
01:13:44I'm not paying for this.
01:13:47I got his card on file.
01:13:51Can we talk?
01:13:53I mean, what are we doing?
01:13:54I, I, I can't take more silent treatment.
01:14:00That's my client, Jerry.
01:14:05Uh, yeah, I know Jerry.
01:14:08Do you know his wife, Marlene?
01:14:10You know, they've been married for years.
01:14:13Lived in four states.
01:14:14Three countries.
01:14:16They got divorced.
01:14:18Got back together.
01:14:20Lived in next door houses, just for their own space.
01:14:25Until they built this place.
01:14:28Together.
01:14:29Together.
01:14:31I don't know what the rest of our lives will look like.
01:14:35But it can be whatever we want it to be.
01:14:38I love you.
01:14:39I love you.
01:14:40I love you too.
01:14:41I'm sorry.
01:14:43I'm sorry.
01:14:45I'm sorry I lied.
01:14:48And I'm gonna do better.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:52She told me.
01:14:54Who?
01:14:55Delaney.
01:14:57Um, when, when did you see Delaney?
01:15:01Today.
01:15:02She came by the office.
01:15:05Why?
01:15:05She's like, what?
01:15:07Like returning the stuff I had in her apartment?
01:15:10Or...
01:15:12She...
01:15:13wanted to know where I was from.
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:21Actually.
01:15:25Go get your girl.
01:15:30Go on.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:36Open up your gate.
01:15:37There you go.
01:15:51Quick!
01:15:56Un soy I don't gotta eat.
01:16:00See ya!
01:16:03There you go.
01:16:04Woo!
01:16:07Ok!
01:16:12Katie, no. There's a list, and you're not the aesthetic. And honestly, even if you were, there's already a Jennifer
01:16:18here, and we can't, like, have a Jennifer and a Katie, you know?
01:16:21Yeah, okay. Um, Roxy, I know you think I'm lame, but I know that you're miserable, and that's why you're
01:16:28so mean.
01:16:28But I feel bad for you. Okay?
01:16:33Yeah. Same.
01:16:36Yeah.
01:16:36Uh, where's Delaney? Where do you think?
01:16:40Fuck.
01:16:44Occupied! Occupied!
01:16:47Delaney, drop the drugs! I said occupied!
01:16:54So I was gonna...
01:16:55Hey, sorry. Can I go first? Because I'm feeling brave, and that might go away.
01:17:02What?
01:17:09I look at you, and I feel like we are still 12 years old.
01:17:14And I really love that.
01:17:17But we're not 12 years old anymore.
01:17:20And we can't spend every second together anymore.
01:17:26And we don't like all the same things anymore, as much as I try to fight that.
01:17:33And I want to get married.
01:17:36And I want to have kids.
01:17:39And I want to save pictures of bathroom renovations I like.
01:17:46And I want to make little dishes for my keys.
01:17:49And I want to move out of the city.
01:17:51And I know you don't want that stuff.
01:17:53You don't even like that stuff, actually.
01:17:56And you don't even really like people who do.
01:18:01Just scary.
01:18:07And I didn't tell you about the engagement, because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy for me.
01:18:13And that would just break my heart beyond repair.
01:18:19And I'm so happy about this next chapter of my life, but I'm terrified that you don't want to be
01:18:24a part of it.
01:18:28And I know I really messed up by lying.
01:18:32And I'm really, really sorry.
01:18:36And if things are different now, I understand.
01:18:41And if we end up parting ways, I just wanted to say thank you.
01:18:52Being your best friend has just been the highlight of my life.
01:19:00And I think we're really lucky to have lasted as long as we did.
01:19:20Well, it's not every day your kid's sister gets married.
01:19:23I'm incredibly honored to be here.
01:19:25And I was asked to put a couple words together and to try to capture the spirit of marriage.
01:19:31And what it means to our civilization.
01:19:35And particularly what it means to these two very special people.
01:19:39So I've done my best.
01:19:41And I think you'll agree.
01:19:45Love's passion.
01:19:48Always in fashion.
01:19:51French kissing.
01:19:53Sad to be missing.
01:19:56Willows swaying.
01:19:58Children playing.
01:20:00Love will find a way.
01:20:04Today.
01:20:06Forevermore.
01:20:08Into Dawn, Katie, and John.
01:20:14You have truly won the game.
01:20:31Thank you for that beautiful poem, Henry.
01:20:38Okay.
01:20:41Let's do this.
01:20:44Dearly beloved.
01:20:57Isn't it so crazy you spend more time with, like, a hairdresser than you do with, like, your best friends?
01:21:04100%.
01:21:05My eyebrow woman is closer to me.
01:21:07I text her.
01:21:08We're on texting basis.
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:09Girl, I got what you desire.
01:21:15Yeah.
01:21:17I got a love here to light your fire.
01:21:23Oh, girl.
01:21:25And if you're there, some...
01:21:28It's, like, really fun just to, like, sleep, right?
01:21:31To be in bed for a full 24 hours.
01:21:35People say that's depression.
01:21:36I say that's a luxury.
01:21:38I say that's a luxury.
01:21:38Exactly.
01:21:39Yeah.
01:21:39100%.
01:21:39100%.
01:21:58It's kind of depressing.
01:22:06It is.
01:22:07Well, that's what they tell you at school, and you never listen.
01:22:10You know?
01:22:11But, like...
01:22:12You're like, that won't be me.
01:22:13I'm doing no good.
01:22:15No good.
01:22:16Never cheat on you, baby.
01:22:19Oh, no, no.
01:22:21Just stay apart.
01:22:24I'm fostering it to Bass and Hound this week.
01:22:27Oh, my God.
01:22:28I know.
01:22:28So running around.
01:22:30I need it.
01:22:31I honestly, I cannot even stand it.
01:22:34I need it here.
01:22:35Just stay apart.
01:22:50I'll see you next time.
01:22:53I'm feeling good.
01:22:58Love, love, love, love, love, love.
01:23:04Bye, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
01:23:05Good boy, baby.
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