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Coulda Been Love - Season 2 - Episode 05
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00:00I'm sleeping in a big-ass bed with a big-ass f**k.
00:02How come she gets f**ked and I don't?
00:04You f**k my man for real.
00:07You messin' it up for all my women.
00:09Get the f**k that on me, girl!
00:15This week on Could Have Been Love.
00:18I heard that Ruby was really into you, but you weren't into her.
00:21I should keep asking about my ex.
00:23See you crying, that's why I'm like, yeah.
00:24This episode of Could Have Been Love Season 2 is presented by Buffalo Wild Wings,
00:28home of the Pick 6 Meal for Two from 1999.
00:31I want to introduce my friend Charlton White.
00:33He know what a real woman is.
00:35You still dream about d**k, don't you?
00:37I dream about d**k. I want my life.
00:39Ain't nobody ask you nothing.
00:40Can I see it more like threesome?
00:43Let's collaborate.
00:45You two are eliminated from the competition.
00:46Yo.
00:47Daddy.
00:48Hold up, man.
00:49F**k can't hold it in.
00:50Oh, f**k y'all.
00:51They can't hold it in.
00:53Hey, hey.
00:53Oh, f**k.
00:54You already know she did her big one,
00:56because I don't even know how she did that without shat GPT.
01:00Hey, hey.
01:01I do OnlyFans.
01:02You talking my kind of talk.
01:04That's a great job.
01:04He gave kind of like cracking vibes.
01:06I just feel like in my soul, in my heart,
01:09that I f**ked everybody I wanted to f**k,
01:11and it's time to get married now.
01:12And I just want some f**k.
01:13With this elimination,
01:15I'm going to move a little bit fast.
01:40You f**king let me flip her ass, bro.
01:43I'm going to kill that b**ch.
01:44We need more security.
01:46No, no, no.
01:48Hey, lock him up.
01:52Let me beat your ass, bro.
01:58See, when I get killed,
01:59when I get killed,
02:00you see,
02:00two the hell down that sh**.
02:02Yeah, I be so hurt.
02:06We outside tonight.
02:09Who give a f**k tonight?
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Yeah.
02:26What's up, bro?
02:27Yo, yo.
02:27Miami's kind of like...
02:29What's good?
02:29What's good?
02:30How you doing?
02:30How you doing?
02:31Nice to meet you.
02:32What's your name?
02:33What's your name?
02:33Hi.
02:34Hi.
02:35Nice to meet you.
02:35You be out in Miami?
02:37Sometimes.
02:38What about you?
02:38No, we're just shooting the show right now.
02:41That's why I'm doing the s**t with all the girls and s**t.
02:43They all in affection and all that.
02:44I noticed that Drisky was getting far away from us and went to somebody.
02:49I'm like, who's this girl?
02:51You should come to the house.
02:52Am I invited?
02:53Am I like, what's seen it?
02:56We just keep talking to a b**ch at the bar.
02:58Are the girls going to like you?
02:59They definitely are going to like you.
03:00I'm not going to lie to you.
03:02She deserved to get a chance at the $100,000 just like everybody else.
03:05Why am I going to discriminate?
03:07Bro, are we getting three?
03:09She's so pretty.
03:09Nah, she good.
03:10She's good.
03:10Look at her wide ass.
03:11It's my homegirl.
03:12It's my homegirl.
03:12Y'all got to back up, man.
03:14Y'all crowning me.
03:15Y'all making me sick.
03:16I'm claustrophobic already.
03:17If I'm talking to some little fine s**t at the bar, let me talk to her.
03:21I ain't doing nothing.
03:22It's not like I'm bringing her back to the house.
03:26Unless.
03:28This could have been love.
03:29Anybody can join.
03:34This n***** literally just f**king left with another b**ch.
03:37I never gave a f**k about no goddamn police, b**ch.
03:40This f**king fat, horny ass.
03:43You fat, horny mother f**ker.
03:45I'm going to turn this house upside down.
03:55Yo.
03:56Daddy.
03:58How are you, man?
03:59I miss you so much.
04:00Do you miss me?
04:01I'm a d*****.
04:06My ex is a worldwide superstar.
04:09Danny's 6'9".
04:09And he said he'd miss me, too.
04:12I know he'll f**k me.
04:13And he'll put a baby in me.
04:15Cocky.
04:16He f**ked some other b**ch.
04:18And I was like, damn.
04:19I should have just stood with you.
04:21I don't even want the 100k.
04:23I don't care.
04:24I made that s**t last week.
04:25You know that.
04:26And I just want some s**t.
04:27Selena decided to sneak out and spend the night off the property.
04:31Sources have yet to confirm her location or who provided her with transportation.
04:39I just got home and f**king Danny.
04:41I told you she was in a shit on YouTube, b**ch.
04:56No, he's not going to the club no more.
04:58No, clubs are over.
05:06Breakfast at the Could Have Been Love Villa.
05:08Join us for this opportunity to be revitalized.
05:12Or else, you may just be replaced.
05:19Good morning, ladies.
05:20You look like you all got your beauty sleep.
05:22I have a surprise for you this morning.
05:24Drewski's club appearance netted a new contestant.
05:27I think I recognize this girl.
05:29But I just can't put my finger on it.
05:31My name is Sky Bree.
05:33I'm 26 years old.
05:35And I'm from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, where the Amish are.
05:39So I grew up with the Amish.
05:40I'm known as one of the most famous porn stars.
05:43I only did it for a year.
05:44But yeah, I'm so excited to be here.
05:47I'm honored to introduce you to a new contestant you'll be competing against.
05:51She's just like you.
05:54She's just like you guys.
05:55She's beautiful.
05:56She's smart.
05:57And she's actually a multi-millionaire.
06:00Please be nice to her.
06:01Treat her with respect that you treat each other with.
06:03I don't see them as competition.
06:05I know that I am the biggest threat in the house.
06:09I'm very excited to meet the girls.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:16Hi, ladies.
06:18Fuck you.
06:19Stupid-ass.
06:20We have a big day.
06:22Enjoy breakfast.
06:23Okay.
06:32Come on about all them things there.
06:34I don't think I didn't call me for.
06:35No, brother.
06:36Mm-mm.
06:37Who the fuck are these people?
06:38How you all doing?
06:39How you all doing?
06:42Oh, my God.
06:44Shh.
06:45Let me show you how I ruin the people up, bro.
06:49Who the fuck are the freaky chocolate niggas downstairs?
06:52I've never seen chefs so shiny.
06:54See, I come from a different generation.
06:56I know about Chef Boyardee and Chef Al Green and shit.
06:59I don't know nothing about no freaky chefs.
07:01Who the fuck is these freaking Jamaican Ninja Turtles?
07:04Al Al Cool J, you don't even know how to cook.
07:07Look.
07:07Look at her.
07:10Yeah, I'm about seduction.
07:12You understand?
07:13On one side, I'm seeing hoes.
07:14On one side, I'm seeing hoes.
07:15On one side, I'm seeing fea cocky.
07:17Fea cocky everywhere.
07:18You understand?
07:19You need to fix that thing there, brother.
07:20No, no, no.
07:21We don't play them game there.
07:31What the fuck?
07:33Disrespectful.
07:34Mm-mm.
07:42You hear me?
07:43Hey!
07:46You hear me?
07:47I got something for them.
07:49Mm-mm.
07:50Don't fuck it.
07:51Yeah, I got something for them.
07:54Hey!
07:57She going home.
07:59She going home.
08:01Yeah, I'm throwing it in here.
08:02No, I'm throwing it in here.
08:03Yeah, I'm throwing it in here.
08:12Wait!
08:13Wait!
08:13We're taking it!
08:15Bet.
08:16Bet.
08:18Bet.
08:19Watch this.
08:21It's bullshit.
08:25Some of you are on the chopping block right now.
08:28Right now.
08:30Perk
08:30and Mutombo, stand up.
08:34Great fight last night.
08:36Yes.
08:36Hell of a fight.
08:39All right, all right.
08:40Wait, wait, wait.
08:42Let me show her!
08:44Pound for pound fight.
08:45Great fight, ladies.
08:46You can sit down.
08:47Mutombo, please sit down.
08:49You guys are not on the chopping block.
08:51I just had to get that out.
08:53Snowflake and Mr. Man stand up.
08:56What do we do?
08:58You two are eliminated from the competition.
09:01Mr. Man, your rap was a little too good,
09:05and I feel like you're here for a different reason.
09:08Get you a plan, what you want to do, folks.
09:10Stick to the plan like you robbing your ghost.
09:12I'm her, I'm him, I'm both of them.
09:14I'm her, I'm him, I'm both of them.
09:16Maybe you should pursue music with our record label.
09:18What's up?
09:18Oh, here go another stud trying to chase the rap career.
09:21This ain't the show for that, bitch!
09:23Snowflake,
09:25You just was being a ho during breakfast.
09:30I mean, obviously, he didn't see something in me.
09:32I don't know why.
09:33Oh, now you won't ask me why you're being eliminated.
09:35Girl, you covered in maple syrup and honey.
09:37Mixed with a little bit of baby oil.
09:38I think them niggas put baby oil in they maple syrup.
09:41F*** you, bitches!
09:43I ain't got no hard feelings.
09:44I ain't gonna cry about it.
09:46F*** that shit, man.
09:48Back to the city, niggas.
09:49Atlanta, how I come?
09:50F*** you, someone.
09:52This is the final ten.
09:54Each of you ladies has a real chance at $100,000
09:57and a real chance at Drewski's heart.
10:00But from here on, it only gets harder.
10:03Are you really down for the cause
10:04when it's just me and you behind?
10:06Please leave your message.
10:08We was having brunch.
10:09These sexy niggas, I ain't gonna buy they was sexy,
10:11but those niggas ain't the niggas I came for, right?
10:14They pulling out motherf***ing cucumbers, bitch,
10:16with motherf***ing honey on it and shit.
10:18Slides, putting it down bitches' throats.
10:20Squeezing motherf***ing orange juice
10:22all over bitches' titties.
10:23And they was willingly doing it.
10:24And I'm shocked looking at these bitches like,
10:26damn, is you really here from my man or what?
10:28Because it's not giving that.
10:29It's giving, it's giving, I mean,
10:30it's giving like bitches was busting nuts
10:32on the table, like type shit.
10:33Today is about reminding the contestants
10:35that with Drewski,
10:36it's not about the size of the ocean.
10:39It's about the motion of his boat.
10:57Ladies, yacht day.
10:58I have someone I want to introduce you to.
11:01And just like me, he's a white.
11:03Since we confiscated the dirty draws inside the gossip box,
11:06I want to introduce my friend, Charlton White.
11:09He know what a real woman is.
11:11And he know what a hoe is.
11:13But most importantly,
11:14he know how to teach these girls how to wipe.
11:16We looking for a diamond in the rough.
11:18Yeah, yeah, we looking for a diamond in the rough.
11:20Yeah, we trying to identify.
11:22What's up, OG?
11:22What's up, mama?
11:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:25Identify and classify.
11:26Bitches, hoes, women and ladies.
11:28Stars too, stars too.
11:29She's still a woman.
11:31A hoe got a uniform.
11:32How do you spy the police officer?
11:33Police have got a uniform.
11:35So a hoe got a uniform.
11:36What's her uniform?
11:38Her ass gonna be out.
11:39Her print showing.
11:41Her head turning in every male noise and signal.
11:45Like a whistle.
11:47A hoe gonna respond.
11:49It's just like if a dog sleep.
11:50If a dog hears noise, his ears perk up.
11:53A hoe cannot let her ears not perk up when she hear a whistle.
11:56So she responds to a whistle.
11:58You still dream about a d***, don't you?
12:00No, I give d***.
12:01Do you dream about d***?
12:02Never dreamed about d***.
12:03She the first to go then.
12:05She gotta take...
12:06I dream about d***.
12:08I want my life back.
12:08Ain't nobody ask you nothing.
12:10Pitbull then?
12:11She go f*** your sister or Yanny.
12:13Yeah, don't bring her into the family.
12:14She go f*** everybody.
12:16We looking for bulldikers.
12:17Studs take d***.
12:18Studs don't take bulldikers do.
12:20Oh, okay.
12:21There we go.
12:22All right.
12:22See how quiet they get when a man show up.
12:25No, ain't nobody was even talking.
12:27Oh, you stealing, motherf***er.
12:28Shut up.
12:29Bitch, I ain't skinny.
12:29Yeah, yeah.
12:30I said stealing.
12:31You stole from that boy.
12:32What's the name of her boy?
12:33So what?
12:34That happened one time.
12:34A thieving b***h.
12:35Women don't steal.
12:36So?
12:36Women say, hey, sir, you left this.
12:39Listen here, crackhead.
12:40Don't come talking about crackhead and you say,
12:42Big Little Meats get high on Perks.
12:44Perks is the new crack.
12:45One thing about a b***h, she'll disqualify herself with her mouth.
12:48She suck a f***ing tail.
12:50Every time?
12:51Yeah, yeah.
12:51I don't kiss and tail.
12:52I don't give a f***.
12:54If you don't want me to tell, don't f*** me.
12:57Hello?
12:57You told on Little Meats, so you disqualified.
13:00I did what?
13:01Steven asked Selena, one thing you don't want is a freaky b***h that'll tell your business.
13:07A porn star that'll steal, sell b***h, and play girlfriend is like a venomous snake.
13:13I don't f*** with him and I hate him so hard and so bad.
13:17But it's okay.
13:18Who done put an LLC on that f***?
13:21You paying taxes on that f***?
13:23Yes, I do.
13:24You run off a customer.
13:25You ain't gonna do work.
13:26Oh, you know.
13:26That's why you ain't smart.
13:28You been getting away.
13:29I do run off a customer.
13:29You been getting away.
13:31It's all about how you work.
13:33It's all about how you itemize.
13:34These are the b***hs that cause trouble when you put babies in them.
13:39Create dad beat daddy where you got to run off and leave the kid
13:42cause you don't want to deal with this b***h.
13:44These are the ones you get right here.
13:46Who can make cornbread dressing?
13:48What y'all do for a living?
13:49Let's go around.
13:51What you do for a living, mama?
13:52A barber.
13:53I cut here.
13:53I'm a barber and I make music.
13:56But that ain't got nothing to do with my man.
13:57What's the best attribute you have to give to a man?
13:59My heart.
14:00Yeah, yeah.
14:01That's what you want right there.
14:02Confused b***h don't know which way to go.
14:04Come here, b***h.
14:04Let me show you which way to go.
14:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:07Yeah, I know somebody selling b***h in disguise.
14:10Perks got a recipe.
14:11It's called fighting and f***ing.
14:14Jumbotron.
14:14Big old fine white girl that just know how to make her a** clap.
14:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:21I don't recommend that, but I do.
14:23I b***h it.
14:24I b***h it.
14:25I b***h it at the highest value.
14:28I b***h it at the highest value.
14:30Nix.
14:31I suck b***h.
14:33Now you might can keep a man.
14:34How you get burnt so many times?
14:36I didn't get burnt.
14:37I saw the interview where you talked about it.
14:39I got chlamydia one time from Chief Keats.
14:41He ain't got it one time.
14:43I'm over get it once and then.
14:43We only have it one time.
14:44Yeah, no, no, no.
14:45I should have known though.
14:46Hello, look at him.
14:47If you keep f***ing all the niggas who done f***ed everybody, what you go get?
14:51You like to gamble with your b***h?
14:54It's all right.
14:55Yeah, yeah.
14:55I like an honest hoe.
14:56I do OnlyFans.
14:57You talking my kind of talk.
14:59That's a great job.
15:00Me like it.
15:01You don't know it, but you anointed.
15:04Yeah, you like the Virgin Mary.
15:05You like the little dog.
15:07Come here.
15:08Come here, boy.
15:09And you come every time.
15:10That's what you want in a woman.
15:12That's what the niggas want in a woman.
15:13Right there, me like it.
15:14I don't know who Charleston White is.
15:16He was kind of like mean.
15:19He gave kind of like crackhead vibes.
15:21I don't know.
15:22B***h can't hold it in.
15:23All b***hs out.
15:24They can't hold it in.
15:25Hey, excuse me, ma'am.
15:26What do you do?
15:27You're so lovely.
15:28I retired OnlyFans two years ago.
15:30That's a great job.
15:31It's just a fantasy to f*** a porn star.
15:33She little d***.
15:35She can't love you.
15:36These b***hs can't even follow instructions.
15:39Mutombo, you rule a big unruly woman like that with good d***.
15:44All of them submit to the rod.
15:46Wait, when you say you...
15:47B***h, shut up.
15:51Hey, s***!
15:58Why won't you f*** me?
15:59You want to go f*** right now or not?
16:00No, it's worn out.
16:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:28All right, we got some food.
16:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:42Fuck, marry, kill.
16:44Me, Ruby Rose, and Rihanna.
16:48Well, that's a hell of a line I about to say right there.
16:51Marry you, kill Rihanna, f*** Ruby.
16:55Okay.
16:56I heard that Ruby was really into you, but you weren't into her.
16:59Who told you?
17:00I'm everywhere, baby.
17:01I only did porn.
17:02I never did real porn.
17:04I did OnlyFans for a year.
17:06Okay, how much you got in that bank account?
17:08The way you're talking, I'm thinking.
17:09I've made, in three years, like, $40 million.
17:12God damn.
17:12I heard you f***ed the other girl the other night.
17:16Which one?
17:17The other white girl.
17:18She's, like, she's been walking around acting like she's a s***.
17:21Yeah.
17:21Because she f***ed you.
17:22Well, how about when you were Ruby Rose?
17:24I keep calling, cutting you off.
17:26But, like, from what she told me, she really liked you.
17:30It's the third, fourth time.
17:32Because you've never answered it.
17:33Why does she keep asking about my ex?
17:35It's, like, the sixth, seventh time she done said this s***.
17:38You got an ulterior motive.
17:40She said that she was really into you.
17:42Why?
17:42She's bad as f***.
17:43Why didn't you lock it down?
17:45You know what's crazy?
17:45I've only been with one person in the past two and a half years.
17:48Why?
17:48What's the reason?
17:49It was in a relationship.
17:50If you burn her, just say that.
17:51Oh, no.
17:52Oh.
17:52I've only ever had one STD and it was gonorrhea.
17:55Gonorrhea?
17:55I barely knew her.
17:57Sexually transmitted diseases, for the most part, are temporary.
18:00Not a big deal.
18:01Nothing the local pharmacists can't help you with.
18:04I'll shoot her up myself.
18:05Let's keep this competition going.
18:08But they put a shot in my ass and it was gone two days later.
18:10If you haven't been to the clinic, they get you that big-ass pill or you get a shot to
18:14your ass.
18:15I'm glad she cleaned, though.
18:17I'm glad she cleaned.
18:20All right.
18:21Get the cameras out of here.
18:22Get the cameras out of here.
18:23Get the cameras out of here.
18:25Everybody skedaddle.
18:25Everybody skedaddle.
18:26I don't think Druski is intimidated at all by my public perception.
18:31He felt the chemistry.
18:33Druski has already fucked me like you.
18:35See, I don't view her as my competition.
18:37I see it more like threesome.
18:40Let's collaborate.
18:41That's how energetic I am.
18:43Oh, you're my big girl.
18:44Call you milkshake.
18:46Take pick, bully, and perks on the day.
18:48Gotta get drunk, though.
18:50Fucked up, looking up to my tumble.
18:54Guys, I need towel paper.
19:00Ah, there is toilet paper in here.
19:04What?
19:06Are you okay?
19:08Yeah.
19:08I'm good, I'm good.
19:09What happened?
19:10Nothing.
19:11I just tuned up.
19:13Okay, if you need me, just say something.
19:15Okay.
19:19Well, we have a problem.
19:20I broke the toilet.
19:21You broke the whole toilet?
19:23No, I didn't.
19:23I mean, kind of.
19:25Oh, God.
19:26I just sit down.
19:28How is that matter for?
19:29What did you do?
19:30I was just peeing.
19:32She's got to...
19:32Who's going to pay for this?
19:34And my grandma made everything to me.
19:36I live with grandma.
19:37You're about to make me cry because I'm thinking about...
19:40But my work schedule is...
19:41Used to be 3 p.m. to 11 p.m.
19:44I changed it to 7 to 3 just so I could be home.
19:49I could put her to bed, change her pimple, give her a shower, make sure she eat, do whatever
19:53she got to do before, you know?
19:55That's somebody you care about, like, deeply, type of shit.
19:57Oof.
19:58She raised me.
19:59I could see you crying.
20:00That's why I'm like, yeah.
20:01Oh, baby.
20:02Like, even when I talked to my grandma the other day, like, that shit gave me more power
20:08to even want to be here more, like, just to hear her voice.
20:11Me being here, taking her from work, not being able to be here for her, shit, her parents
20:18are not even getting changed every day, for real.
20:21You feel me?
20:21Like, above all of this shit, like, the fact that you even picked, like, certain people
20:26here, just to even give people an opportunity or a platform.
20:30Ah, real shit, real shit.
20:32Personal shit got me crying and shit.
20:34Yo, everything you're saying to me mean everything to me.
20:38He was feeling like...
20:39All right, tighten up.
20:41He about to have me crying, nigga.
20:42Yeah, we good.
20:43Ah!
20:48So I say, like, let me just meet him to see, like, if we really have, like, chemistry.
20:52Like, it's really cozy, like, you know?
20:56What you doing?
20:56Why you keep biting and pinching?
20:59Stop doing all that biting, for real.
21:01You bite and pinching.
21:03For real, you need to back up with that.
21:04Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
21:05You know what I'm saying?
21:05What's up with that?
21:07Sorry.
21:09I like it.
21:10No, I like it.
21:10You like it?
21:11Yeah, keep biting.
21:12No, no, no.
21:18What's going on under that blanket?
21:20That's a handjob.
21:21I know a handjob when I see one.
21:23Yeah, it was so cozy.
21:24It was actually cold.
21:25We was with a blanket, and I was so cozy.
21:29He asked me for the keys, but I'm not going to lie.
21:33I didn't want to, but I couldn't do it because I feel like it's too fast to do it.
21:44Hey.
21:45Did you pick more on a rookie?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Everyone's doubting him.
21:48He's just like me.
21:49He's 220 pounds of muscle and runs a 4-4-40.
21:52Practically twins.
21:53That's what I was saying.
21:55Get $50 instantly when you play your first $5 lineup.
21:58Prize picks.
21:59The Oxford Dictionary defines a woman as a lady with a vagina.
22:05Tonight, I've invited Amaya, good friend, Amaya from Love Island to teach our people how to become ladies.
22:14Hey guys, my name is Amaya Papaya.
22:17I'm from Love Island Season 7.
22:19Your winner.
22:21I am just maybe in love.
22:24Season 7 of Love Island, USA.
22:26Amaya, a 25-year-old nurse and model from New York, was a breakout star from the very beginning.
22:32I'm here to help Grooskate, to find some love.
22:37Hi, mamacita.
22:39How are you?
22:40How are you?
22:40Nice to meet you.
22:41Nice to meet you.
22:42Nice to meet you.
22:43Nice to meet you.
22:43Nice to meet you.
22:44Hi.
22:45Wait, hold on, baby girl.
22:46Body is giving.
22:48Yeah, thank you.
22:49Fist giving.
22:49We need to see that walk right now.
22:52Let's go walk.
22:53Yes!
22:55Oh my God.
22:58Oh my God.
23:00Her hips are moving.
23:01I'm like, baby girl.
23:04Say hello to your mamacita.
23:06Your walk, strunt, the road is your all-star.
23:11Oh baby.
23:12I hope this is my size.
23:15Y'all not gonna help me with this?
23:17Give me, give me, give me.
23:17Oh boy, I need to know the fuck with me.
23:19Give me, give me.
23:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
23:25Oh, shit.
23:25Oh my gosh.
23:28To be pulling on those heels higher than my heels, then you already know she did her big
23:33one, because I don't even know how she did that without chat GPT.
23:37She came in with the confluence, strong and bold, as she should.
23:41Confluence and resilience.
23:44Selena.
23:47Oh, I like your little titties.
23:49Gun blazing.
23:50Super hot.
23:52Looking for a relationship.
23:53And Mr. Drew.
23:55From Mr. Drew?
23:56Yeah.
23:57Okay, okay.
23:59So, when you're dating, what is your ideal type of guy that you like to date?
24:05Big d**k.
24:06Oh, no, he's nice.
24:07Yeah.
24:07Okay.
24:08Yeah.
24:08I just feel like in my soul and my heart that I fucked everybody and I wanted to fuck and
24:13it's time to get married now.
24:14Yeah.
24:14So, yeah.
24:15Bye, honey, honey.
24:16Bye, baby girl.
24:19It's giving very two performative.
24:21So, you know, I just came from a dating show myself and shit, that was a whirlwind.
24:27Are you single?
24:27I'm clear.
24:28No, not for me.
24:29No, not for me.
24:30I'm not saying for me.
24:34You compete.
24:35You compete for $100,000.
24:35Do we got to put those here long?
24:36Yeah.
24:39I think I do it for $100,000.
24:40No, seriously.
24:42No, I'm serious.
24:42No, but I'm single.
24:45I love to have a workout for me, but that doesn't mean that I work for $100,000.
24:49Exactly.
24:49Exactly.
24:50And if you want to compete for $100,000, you can, but it's fine.
24:55No, I'm serious.
24:57Yeah.
24:57Oh.
24:58No, but this has been a pleasure, love.
25:00Yeah, no, for sure.
25:01Yeah, no, you don't have to compete.
25:02Yeah, no, we got to.
25:03All right, bet.
25:04Yeah.
25:04You come in and give me all this advice, girl.
25:06You going to join this shit or what?
25:09I ain't playing.
25:10You giving all this advice shit, you must know something.
25:12Show me what it is.
25:14You might get your ass on that chopping block.
25:20Get on the chopping block.
25:26I'm known as one of the most famous porn stars.
25:29I know that I am the biggest threat in the house.
25:32I was really, really, really curious who was going to be eliminated.
25:37He told me also that he likes me, so that's made me feel like super happy.
25:43I'm a good fucker.
25:43I don't like you, bitch.
25:44If you play with me, I'm coming.
25:46Bitch, and I'm not no green beating, bitch.
25:47I know exactly what the fuck motherfuckers be doing.
25:50I feel so beautiful walking to Elimination.
25:53I just, I'm naked-faced.
25:55This is who I really am, y'all.
25:57There's no hiding behind any rock.
25:59I can feel it in my ovaries.
26:02Skybury, another porn star.
26:04That's why y'all want you, stupid bitch.
26:06He's a hater.
26:07Actually, I don't know what's wrong with him.
26:09I don't think no one has anything on my heart,
26:11because ultimately, like, I'm the most genuine hero.
26:17Tonight's Elimination is I'm really ready for these hoes to go.
26:20They don't have no etiquette.
26:22They don't have no class.
26:24I know my spot is for kids.
26:26Tensions is getting high.
26:27Energy and emotions all over the place.
26:30Sky!
26:31I'm getting chills on my spot.
26:33Like, ah, it's mine.
26:34I hate lying assholes, bro.
26:36They be delusional.
26:37I'm tired of this shit.
26:39I don't even know who would be going home tonight.
26:41I don't know what Drewski wants,
26:43because we haven't had a chance to talk.
26:45Drewski, if you don't pick me,
26:47I'm going to slap the shit out of you.
26:48Some people want to fuck their way through the whole season.
26:51That's not the style of gameplay I prefer.
26:53What Drewski wants, he gets.
26:55Walk the plank, bitch.
26:57Final 10.
26:58We're not just doing this shit for nothing.
27:00Emotions high.
27:01The tensions is high.
27:02Everything rising.
27:03It's getting real.
27:04$100,000.
27:05But my heart means the most.
27:07I don't think none of the girls in the Final 10
27:09are here for the money.
27:16What the fuck am I talking about?
27:18Nigga, what?
27:19They all here for the money, man.
27:21$100,000.
27:22You crazy as fuck, bitch.
27:26Oh, okay.
27:27Ladies, two girls are going home.
27:29Thank God.
27:31Yeah, you're one of them.
27:32We have an untraditional elimination tonight.
27:34I'm just going to cut right to it.
27:35We'll bring out our bachelor, though, first.
27:36Drewski.
27:41We're getting fucked tonight.
27:43There's 10 of you sitting here.
27:45Eight of you will stay in the competition for $100,000.
27:49And the obvious prize.
27:51My man.
27:52Two of you will walk the plank.
27:56Some of you ladies may know I like to move fast.
27:58That's just how my life works.
28:00That's how I work in the celebrity business.
28:02I work in Hollywood.
28:03Some of you ladies may be equipped for that,
28:05and some of you may not.
28:06But with this elimination, I'm going to move a little bit fast.
28:09Knowing less, will you please stand up?
28:12Any last words that you feel like you have to say
28:14before hitting the chopping block?
28:17Not just thank you.
28:19I'm grateful to be here.
28:20Be part of it.
28:20Thank you, guys.
28:21I love y'all.
28:22Do all my S-men, you are...
28:23Como te dice goodbye?
28:24I say thank you for being part of faith, and...
28:29I say gracias.
28:31Oh, okay, yeah.
28:32She's trying to say thank you, daddy.
28:34Oh, yes.
28:35We gotta walk the plank.
28:36Si.
28:37Casamigos.
28:40Bye now, you guys.
28:41Gracias.
28:42Planko.
28:46Planko.
28:48I really tried my best.
28:50I really want...
28:51I want to say love, and...
28:54But I couldn't, like, fight more for it.
28:56The love thing didn't work.
28:58I'm going to have, like, full time for me,
29:01and if it's gone, it comes.
29:02Couldn't be love.
29:03Couldn't be house.
29:05Couldn't be kill.
29:06Ladies, you could never be me.
29:08Welcome to Planko.
29:11Sorry.
29:12Girls, there's now nine of you for a chance at Drewski,
29:16a chance at $100,000, which is life-changing money.
29:20The way we're going to run eliminations tonight is different.
29:22Tonight, you decide.
29:25Oh, thank God.
29:27Whoever you want to be voted out, you come up here,
29:30you'll cast your vote.
29:31Whoever gets the most votes at the end of the night will be gone.
29:36And then there will be eight.
29:38Girls, strap.
29:42That's motherfucker, right?
29:43How this will work, you'll walk right here.
29:45Write the name.
29:46Give it to me.
29:47Whoever has the most votes.
29:50Planko.
29:52Me like you.
29:52Would you like to begin?
30:03I'm going to say loud and proud,
30:05because I'm never going to lie to her a day in my life.
30:06Selena, if you need help writing, I can help.
30:09Actually, I don't know her name.
30:10Selena Powell, God, that nasty-ass bitch.
30:14I'm sorry.
30:15Before we read these votes, I do want to say,
30:17on the boat today, there was an incident on the yacht.
30:20Mutombo broke a toilet on the inside of the yacht.
30:24What?
30:24Well, we have a problem.
30:26I broke the toilet.
30:27Oh, God.
30:28I just sit down.
30:29How is that mindful?
30:32If Mutombo wins the competition,
30:34it is an official decision,
30:36the repairment cost will come out of your $100,000.
30:39It will come out, if you do.
30:40I was just sitting down in the toilet.
30:42What happened?
30:43I just sit down, and when I stand up,
30:46it was off.
30:47It was on my ass.
30:47It's not my fault.
30:48It's coming out of your $100,000 if you win.
30:50Ladies, I'm going to read the votes.
30:51The woman with the most amount of votes.
30:54See ya.
30:56Wow.
30:56First name written.
30:58Selena.
30:59Oh, we knew that.
31:01They voted me out?
31:03The next name.
31:04No likey.
31:07One vote, Selena.
31:09One vote, me likey.
31:11Third vote.
31:13Selena.
31:15Who did it?
31:16Raise your hand.
31:17Now.
31:19Raise your hands!
31:21One vote.
31:24Perks.
31:25Okay.
31:26I'm going to whoop you, hoe.
31:27One vote, strap.
31:30Four votes remaining to be cast.
31:33Selena.
31:35That was mine, right?
31:36Well, it indeed did.
31:38It does say Selena.
31:40That was mine, bitch.
31:43Tell the truth, shame the devil.
31:45We don't support talking like that, guys.
31:46We don't support that.
31:47We respect all women.
31:49Even worse.
31:50You're right.
31:50Shut up, bitch.
31:53Skye, that new h***.
31:57It indeed does say Skye, that new h***.
32:00Perk, that was from you?
32:01That's all me.
32:02Two votes remaining.
32:03I wonder the f*** who.
32:05One vote, strap.
32:09It's the final vote.
32:10Joining nine other women in the water.
32:14Get your s*** about my crib.
32:18Selena.
32:19Please join us.
32:20Come and join who?
32:21That plank.
32:21You know what?
32:22I can't even believe that anyone who voted for me who doesn't like me.
32:27Well, too bad you guys vote doesn't matter.
32:30Oh, s***.
32:31God, I told you, because I'm not going.
32:33No mother f***ing where.
32:34Time to raise your hands who voted for me.
32:36Right here, right now.
32:37S***, nobody gives a f*** about you.
32:38Thank God.
32:39Votes don't matter.
32:39Yeah, they do.
32:40Votes never matter.
32:41We just wanted to see who was going to talk s***.
32:43Exactly.
32:44Who?
32:45Because I don't know who I talk s*** about.
32:46And respectfully, Selena, they don't f*** with you.
32:50No s***.
32:51And I wasn't even going to f*** you, unfortunately.
32:53And I had plans to f*** you.
32:55But, Selena, those plans are canceled.
32:57No, it's not canceled.
32:58I'm not going to f*** you now, and I won't f*** you.
33:00I'm not going to.
33:01Okay, ladies.
33:03If you receive a rose this evening, you will be remaining in the competition with a chance of $100,000
33:07and a new knowledge of what your colleagues think about you.
33:12Please come and collect your rose.
33:17Mutombo.
33:18Mm.
33:20Mutombo.
33:21You're not scared of me, right?
33:23I am still scared of you.
33:24I ain't going to lie about that.
33:25But you went pound for pound in that fight, and you did a hell of a job breaking our s***
33:33over there.
33:34And you should probably say, the rest of the $100,000, if you do win, it's going to come out
33:38of that, too.
33:39A hell of a fighter.
33:40Yeah.
33:41Okay, thank you.
33:43Thank you, Mutombo.
33:44Congratulations.
33:45I've been living on my 6'7 body for a long time.
33:47He's scared.
33:49I can smell fear, man.
33:50And I know a monster.
33:51Please come and collect your rose.
33:57Strap.
33:58Mm.
33:59Thank you so much, my love.
34:01You keep flip-flopping, and I'm f***ing with it, bro.
34:03Let's just see the 360s one time, bro.
34:05Maybe tomorrow, not today.
34:07Wait on it.
34:07Like, I'm waiting on you.
34:08Just go get your line up.
34:09We got a barber here.
34:11Oh, yeah.
34:11Say, speak to me, baby.
34:13Talk to me nice or not at all, baby.
34:15Talk to me nice or not at all, bitch.
34:17Ow!
34:18Look at me.
34:18Bitch, growing and glowing.
34:20Any n***a that will see me in that bald head, small head, long hair, don't care, doesn't matter.
34:23N***a's be trying to eat me from the back.
34:25Please come and collect your rose.
34:31Milkshake.
34:32Milkshake.
34:34Looking like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol over there.
34:39You know how we doing.
34:41You know how we doing.
34:42You like it.
34:43Oh!
34:44You like it, too.
34:45Yeah, I do, I do.
34:46So, you know, Milkshake, you know, you've been giving problems back and forth, but, and I was a little frustrated
34:52last night at the club.
34:53Sometimes you got to give me a little space.
34:55I don't like you rubbing that ball up on me when I'm just, sometimes it be business.
34:59It don't all be about fornication.
35:01Sometimes it just be business.
35:02Oh, I know that.
35:03Every woman I'm talking to don't mean I'm trying to bring her back to the house.
35:06But every woman you have talked to, you brought them back to the house.
35:11So don't do it no more.
35:12Keep it cute.
35:12Yeah, just, yeah.
35:13But, you know, since you gave me this flower, I want to bring you something tonight, you know?
35:17What the f*** is in there?
35:19Damn, you tucking that s*** deep in there, girl.
35:21What the f***?
35:22These some big drawers, but they're clean.
35:24So I wanted to give them to you.
35:25All right.
35:25Because you give me roses, so I give you some clean drawers because these b***hs ain't clean.
35:29All right.
35:29I love you, Daddy.
35:31Congratulations.
35:31And they dirty with discharge.
35:34Congratulations.
35:37Why look like that in the middle?
35:40Those are horrible drawers.
35:45I got all eyes on me when it comes to me and Mr.
35:48Because when I get on that dick, I'm going to say,
35:50who your mama, who your mama, who your mama?
35:53Please come up and collect your rose.
35:59Pit Boy.
36:00Pit Boy Lee.
36:02Yeah.
36:02Yeah, nigga.
36:03You better call my name.
36:04Yeah, yeah.
36:05You better call my name.
36:06You still got that in them jeans, bro?
36:07You know what I do, bro.
36:08My s*** bigger than yours.
36:09Why? And can you, can you tell me?
36:10Look at our prints, y'all.
36:11Look at our prints.
36:12Come on.
36:13Who's this bigger?
36:14I mean, well, technically it's not.
36:15Well, look, me.
36:17Technically it's not yours.
36:18We gon' do three songs with the bitches.
36:20Don't worry about it.
36:21I got you.
36:21Love you.
36:23Thank you, bro.
36:23Congratulations.
36:24Yeah, good looking kiddo.
36:26It's sticking to her thigh, bro.
36:29It's sticking to her f***ing thigh.
36:31Some of these girls are hung like horses.
36:32Bro, it's not even at the d***hole.
36:35It's at her f***ing thigh.
36:36My heart fell into my f***ing gut.
36:39Like, I'm just happy I was able to get a rose for real.
36:41Four roses left.
36:43One's going home.
36:48I'll tell you who's not going home.
36:49Sky Bree.
36:51Come collect your rose.
36:52Mm.
36:54Sky Bree.
36:57Met you at the club.
36:58I thought we caught a vibe.
37:02Ah, you're just hot as s***.
37:04I'm hanging out with f***.
37:05What do you think?
37:06You know what I'm saying?
37:06Congratulations.
37:07Hot as s***.
37:08I have a good personality, too.
37:11We kind of don't give a f***.
37:12You know what I'm saying?
37:14Yes.
37:15I love your videos.
37:17So you've seen them.
37:19Which ones?
37:19Johnny Sins?
37:21Congratulations, Scott.
37:22Thank you, Scott.
37:24I feel like the best things, they take time.
37:27You can't rush it.
37:28I am very competitive.
37:29Yeah, I have a big ego.
37:30So I like to be the best at everything I do.
37:34Please come and collect your rose.
37:39Me likey.
37:42Man.
37:43How many times are you going to f*** her?
37:45Yes, it's a good question.
37:46Yeah, I think, you know...
37:50Ah, f*** is good, man.
37:52F*** is going to be f***y, right?
37:53And we haven't really been able to create a bond, but...
37:57There's some type of connection is there.
38:01Thanks.
38:02Sexually.
38:03I knew I was safe, so I wasn't worried.
38:05I'm not trashy.
38:06These hoes look stupid.
38:07My favorite thing about Drewski is this massive c***.
38:10Okay, girls.
38:12Two roses remaining.
38:14Please come and collect yours.
38:19The winner of tonight's popular vote, Selena.
38:23Huh?
38:24Thanks, Daddy.
38:25I knew you wasn't going to send me home, because guess what?
38:27These bitches be hating on me.
38:28I can't wait to find out who voted for me.
38:30Don't worry, I'm going to figure it out.
38:31I accept.
38:33Thanks, Daddy.
38:35We're still going to f*** tonight, for sure.
38:37No, we won't, we won't.
38:38No, we're for sure f***ing tonight.
38:40Something got to be wrong with this ch***, man.
38:41She slow or something.
38:43She won't shut the f*** up.
38:44Thank you, Daddy.
38:45The more you say, the more you just embarrass yourself.
38:47F***ing bird brain ass, b***h.
38:49You might not have a brain upstairs, but you got a bright future somewhere.
38:55And I'm going to try to see what's downstairs.
38:57Nice.
38:58Thanks.
39:00Don't worry, here I come.
39:01You're just saying the same ch***.
39:03She's saying, oh my God, thank God.
39:05Thank God.
39:06Oh, thank God.
39:07Thank God.
39:08Clock it, yes.
39:09Clock it.
39:09Clock it.
39:10Oh, the f*** me.
39:12He didn't f*** me.
39:13F*** me, f*** me, suck me.
39:14F*** me.
39:15I'm going to f*** me.
39:15You didn't f*** me.
39:17F*** my man tonight.
39:18All I know how to do is suck d***, suck d***.
39:20Show me his d***.
39:21I'm going to make him f***.
39:22F*** me all this f***ing bullshit.
39:24Even though Andruski would not f*** me last night, how rude.
39:26Your cooch, you got to be burnt out, man.
39:29How could you find yourself here?
39:31Selena made it.
39:32And one of you won't.
39:34That's crazy.
39:35I feel shocked.
39:37I'm pretty shocked.
39:38I don't know what you see in these other women, but I don't see it.
39:42For sure.
39:43There's a lot of feelings.
39:44I feel like I'm not going home.
39:47So, there's no telling.
39:48That's obviously what he likes.
39:49Bitch, I'm not talking to you.
39:52Matter of fact.
39:53Wait.
39:56Continue.
39:58You're safe.
39:59You're good.
40:00We're good.
40:01Okay, girls.
40:03Come and collect the final rose of the evening with your opportunity at 100,000 life-changing dollars.
40:09From Buffalo Wild Wings.
40:11From Buffalo Wild Wings.
40:18Perks.
40:19Bye, ho.
40:20Perks.
40:21Toodles.
40:22Perk is set.
40:24Yeah.
40:27Yes, thank you, Perks.
40:28Like we said, pound for pound fight.
40:30We saw you fly off the top of the bar like a banshee, and we enjoyed that.
40:34You know what?
40:35We're showing that you'll fight for my love, and I think we'll go a long way, honestly.
40:39Everybody can be against us, and I promise you I'm going to hold that shit down.
40:43For sure.
40:43I don't give a fuck.
40:44Yeah.
40:46Bye, ho.
40:47Yes.
40:48I don't know, y'all.
40:49I'm nervous.
40:50I'm happy.
40:51I work hard.
40:52I put my heart out there, and I give it my all everywhere that I go.
40:58Even when I was in a strip club in the streets, I still gave it my all.
41:05Jumbotron.
41:06I don't know what you didn't see in me, but I saw it in you.
41:09Yeah, um, we could get a last final round of applause, I mean.
41:14Just out of respect for the program, would you mind making a clap one more time?
41:17Just one last time for the fans.
41:18No, nah.
41:19Okay.
41:20It wasn't for me, it was for the fans.
41:21Yeah, I'm going to go make a clap elsewhere.
41:23In the water.
41:25She didn't bring nothing to this house but a round of applause.
41:29And the least you could do is leave up out of here with one last...
41:33Oh, my God.
41:40Everyone has their own path in life, and everyone has their own journey, and I'm ready to just
41:45continue to walk my path and find who's out there for me.
41:49Drisky, fuck you.
41:50This could have been love, and honestly, you really fucked up because no one can bounce
41:55on it like I could, and honestly, you'll never be satisfied because all these other
41:59bitches in here don't want you as much as I wanted you.
42:07Look what the fuck you're missing out on.
42:09You could never handle all this.
42:11And then there were eight.
42:14Let's fucking do it, man.
42:15Jesus Christ.
42:24Eight women remain with the chance at $100,000 and Drisky's heart.
42:30Some of them will walk the plank.
42:33But who?
42:35On the next episode of Could Have Been Love.
42:38Bitch, you took my clothes off.
42:39Why my shit on the floor?
42:40Yeah, y'all thought shit was sweet.
42:42It's enough.
42:43I'm the therapist.
42:44You took me to therapy?
42:45If you offered it for free and a nigga still don't want it, you was the problem.
42:49I couldn't fuck you if you were sticking your dick in her.
42:51Of course they feuding.
42:52What the fuck is this?
42:54What the fuck?
42:55America, is this what's going on?
42:57Step back and pit bullies trap on makes you uncomfortable.
43:00Keep that shit to yourself.
43:01Anyone who takes off their blindfold will be immediately eliminated from the competition.
43:11She can't.
43:13It could have been love.
43:16Could have been love.
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