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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Episode 1
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00:00:00In three brackets, the top queens from each bracket face off in the semi-finals.
00:00:06In the finals, the best of the best will battle for a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of
00:00:13Fame
00:00:13and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:00:27I am RuPaul Skidmarks Charles.
00:00:30And I'm Michelle Lubejob of Visage.
00:00:33We're coming to you from the world-famous Drag Race Speedway for the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:00:38This season promises to be faster and furiouser than ever before.
00:00:43Now it's time for our racers to put the pedal to the metal.
00:00:48From bracket number one, pulling up to the starting line.
00:00:54It's Morfie Love Dion.
00:00:57So this is what all the buzz is about.
00:01:00Alice, the BPO goddess Latina diva, lip-sync assassin from season 16.
00:01:06Morfie Love Dion is back.
00:01:11I want to start with how beautiful your makeup is.
00:01:13When I watch myself on my season, I see a gorgeous, beautiful, sickening doll.
00:01:18My base card credit is unlimited.
00:01:21I'm an ass girl.
00:01:23I was seduced.
00:01:24What's the name of your book?
00:01:25The BBL Thug.
00:01:26Oh, I want to read this.
00:01:27I'm on a morphine high.
00:01:29Even though I was in the bottom a lot, I would not stop fighting.
00:01:32Morfie.
00:01:33Shantae, you stay.
00:01:34Shantae, you stay.
00:01:35Shantae, you stay.
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:37I ended up in fifth place and sent home a lot of sickening queens.
00:01:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:01:42Oh, yeah.
00:01:43I even won the Lala Perusa and $50,000.
00:01:47She did already.
00:01:48I had her sis, but I'm not done just yet.
00:01:51She seems to be bugging out.
00:01:53I'm here for the tournament of all-stars because I feel like the first time I competed, it was like
00:01:57a trial run.
00:01:58Ahem.
00:01:59Drag queen flopping.
00:02:00It left you as an afterthought, and you're fiercer than an afterthought.
00:02:06This morphine now is rock-hard bitch.
00:02:09No, that sounded wrong.
00:02:10I want to show that I am one of the most fiercest drag queens ever and deserving of a crown
00:02:16and $200,000, and I don't care who's with me.
00:02:19I'm here to slay them.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:21If a ladybug lands on you, that's good luck.
00:02:24But if morphine lands on you, you have to pay her.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:30Up next, it's Lucky Stars.
00:02:33Have you ever wondered what the coronavirus looks like?
00:02:36Is this it?
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37Wow.
00:02:37My name is Lucky Stars with three Zs because I am what?
00:02:40Extra.
00:02:41And that's with three Xs, baby.
00:02:44Let's move it.
00:02:47She's a real sweet tart.
00:02:49I like to say that I'm like a living cartoon stuck in reality.
00:02:52Pizza, pizza.
00:02:53Never a minimalist, always a maximalist, always out of this world, always extravagant.
00:02:59The rap, the lyrics, I really enjoyed that performance.
00:03:03I'm just a twisted cartoon character.
00:03:08On season 17, my track record was really cute in the beginning, and then it went downhill.
00:03:13I'm trying to give you fancy, girl.
00:03:15Tonight, you're not doing the drag that you normally do.
00:03:18This isn't your strong suit.
00:03:19I would have loved to have seen you just a bit more confident.
00:03:22It just feels like I failed.
00:03:24Unfortunately, I was the first to go.
00:03:25You did not save yourself from elimination.
00:03:29Yes, I am the pork chop.
00:03:30Actually, I like to say that I'm more of like a nice, juicy steak.
00:03:33If it's yellow, let it mellow.
00:03:35Ever since my season, I have been given the privilege to travel, practice my makeup more,
00:03:41practice crafting more.
00:03:43So, the drag has definitely improved.
00:03:46And now, I'm in the zone, honey.
00:03:48I am in the all-star zone.
00:03:52She's a starfish, baby.
00:03:55Up next, oh, she's back, back, back again.
00:04:00Mystique Summers.
00:04:01Hi, everybody.
00:04:02It's me, Mystique Summers, live in action for you.
00:04:05All the way from season two.
00:04:07All those many, many, many, many, many years ago.
00:04:09That's right.
00:04:1016 years.
00:04:12Now, I know how to drive.
00:04:17Mystique Summers Madison.
00:04:19Girl, your pussy is on fire.
00:04:21I may be a big girl, but I can get down with the skinny bitches.
00:04:24Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker.
00:04:27I don't eat fried food.
00:04:28Fried food messes up my skin.
00:04:32I am the self-proclaimed creator of Untucked because the legendary fight between myself and
00:04:38Morgan McMichaels.
00:04:40Go fix your hair.
00:04:41I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.
00:04:43Honey, you do need to fix your mug.
00:04:45I will whoop your fucking ass.
00:04:46You think so?
00:04:47Bitch, I am from Chicago.
00:04:48You're not worth it.
00:04:49Let me walk off.
00:04:50Back in, you know, tickety-two of season two, my performance was not up to par.
00:04:54I want to stand out by going as the normal malware country.
00:04:59It's a bummer about the outfit.
00:05:01That's a bummer.
00:05:01And that sent me packing early in the game.
00:05:04I placed 10th, but saying top 10 make it sound a little bit more special.
00:05:09She's been summer-sizing.
00:05:11This tournament of all-stars is going to be all about the glow-up.
00:05:14I'm back to show y'all the new unapproved body, this immaculate skin, and my over-the-top personality.
00:05:21That's right, bitch.
00:05:22I'm from Chicago.
00:05:24I am ready to win all this money, honey.
00:05:27It is summer's time.
00:05:31Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:05:35Does this Montrean make my ass look fat?
00:05:38Yes.
00:05:40Morgan McMichaels is a power of it.
00:05:42You know me.
00:05:43I'm one of the OG girls, and I'm ready to kick this tournament's ass.
00:05:49It's the greatest show on earth.
00:05:51Morgan McMichaels.
00:05:52On season two, I was young.
00:05:54I was fresh.
00:05:54Rock and roll, baby.
00:05:55That was before lips.
00:05:58There were high moments.
00:06:00Precision of your lip sync was one of the tightest we've ever seen.
00:06:03Flow moments.
00:06:04I have to say, I did not like her choice.
00:06:06Hello, Mom.
00:06:07I'm coming home.
00:06:08Then there's All-Star season three.
00:06:10That was Fart in a Space, too.
00:06:11Why are you mad, though?
00:06:12Why are you mad, though?
00:06:13Quack!
00:06:14Quack!
00:06:14Quack!
00:06:14I felt like your nerves got a little bit too good of you.
00:06:17I chose Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:19She is a businesswoman.
00:06:22I have been entertaining for 20 years, and when people see me live, they're like,
00:06:27what happened to you on Drag Race?
00:06:29I haven't fully reached my potential in the past two times I've been here,
00:06:33because I let my inner saboteur get in the way, and this time, fuck that.
00:06:39Point her to the direction of the boardroom.
00:06:42I've pushed that bitch out, and I'm here, focused and ready to hit them curveballs right
00:06:46out of the park.
00:06:48Sports metaphors are not my wheelhouse, but I do love balls.
00:06:51And big bats.
00:06:52She owns 52% of this company.
00:06:55Yes.
00:06:58Up next, it's Dawn.
00:07:00Oh, yes, honey.
00:07:01This is a dawning of civilization.
00:07:04It's All-Stars 1100 B.C., baby.
00:07:07With this pre-cambrian cunt.
00:07:09Get into the protozoan fierceness.
00:07:13You're super weird, super Brooklyn, super everything everywhere all at once.
00:07:18I'm known for my kind of, like, kooky aesthetic.
00:07:21High concept, no glamour.
00:07:22Is she a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?
00:07:24Excuse me, I have bacon.
00:07:26And I have a cute butt and nose and fat ass.
00:07:29Look at those rosy cheeks.
00:07:31I'm also known for stirring it up a little bit.
00:07:32It's a boring, sparkly dress.
00:07:34Woo!
00:07:36I just have a loose filter.
00:07:37Do you think there's a chance you go home?
00:07:39Wouldn't that be fun?
00:07:41Steve, I'm so happy for you.
00:07:44I can't not say what I'm thinking.
00:07:46Can I be honest?
00:07:46Fuck you.
00:07:48On season 16, I was safe a lot.
00:07:51Dawn, you are safe.
00:07:52Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe.
00:07:56But I was also not playing to win.
00:07:59I love Dawn, but I don't even remember much of her performance.
00:08:02I was not making bold choices that could have landed me in the top
00:08:06because I was worried that bold choice might lay me in the bottom.
00:08:10Dawn got lost in the sauce.
00:08:11I made it to sixth place, zero bottoms, except for the one when I went home.
00:08:15Imagine you're a sweet little elf girl
00:08:18and you're performing body against the BBL queen of Miami.
00:08:23That is trauma, baby.
00:08:25It didn't fucking work.
00:08:27Her other car is a gremlin.
00:08:29The last time I was here, Morphine shoved a nuke right up my pussy,
00:08:32and I'm ready to explode all over this competition.
00:08:36Undaunted Dawn.
00:08:39Up next, Akira C. Davenport.
00:08:44She goes from zero to stunning in three seconds flat.
00:08:48I am none other than the best, the class, the Diane Carol of Ruth's dynasty.
00:08:53Akira Chanel Davenport, I know you guys have missed me.
00:08:56It's okay.
00:08:56You can tell me.
00:08:58I miss you, too.
00:09:01Here are some testimonials of our satisfied customers.
00:09:05Akira's a power hitter in this competition.
00:09:07Akira, she made my day.
00:09:11I'm known for my beauty.
00:09:12This is A-plus drag.
00:09:14Y'all know I'm known for my fashion.
00:09:16Now that's how it's done.
00:09:17So gorgeous tonight.
00:09:18This is simply breathtaking.
00:09:21And, of course, where is the body?
00:09:25I'm known for this ass.
00:09:26Twerking is a blessing.
00:09:28Twerking is a blessing, baby.
00:09:30I'm the ass almighty.
00:09:35Going from the top four on season 11 to six out in All-Star 6,
00:09:40I wasn't expecting that at all.
00:09:42But it gave me the fire to elevate myself as a drag artist and an entertainer.
00:09:48She had to jump through hoops just to get here.
00:09:51Because let's be clear, I'm a competitive girl.
00:09:53And the weight that this crown holds is completely different from any other pageant I've won.
00:09:59And, bitch, I want to get this crown.
00:10:01Have you driven the new Akira?
00:10:03No, but I'd love to test it out.
00:10:05Baby, the tournament has begun, and I'm ready to cut these bitches at the ankle.
00:10:09Line them hoes up.
00:10:10Check in with your Akira dealership today.
00:10:16Welcome home, Ladykins.
00:10:18Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
00:10:22In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
00:10:29Instead, you'll be competing for points.
00:10:32However, this season, to really rev up the competition,
00:10:35only the top two All-Stars with the most points from this bracket
00:10:40will advance to the semifinals.
00:10:43Oh, my God.
00:10:45Oh, wow.
00:10:48Only two out of six girls is going.
00:10:51It's about to get crazy.
00:10:53I'm skewered.
00:10:54Everything's skewered.
00:10:56At the semifinals, you'll face off with the top two All-Stars from the other brackets.
00:11:01And in the grand finale, the top All-Stars of the season
00:11:05will battle it out for the coveted crown and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:11:13Oh, yeah.
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:16Lubejob, remind the queens how they earn points.
00:11:21Thank you, Skidmark.
00:11:23Each week, the top two All-Stars will receive two points each.
00:11:28Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
00:11:31And the winner will receive an extra point,
00:11:34plus a cash tip of $10,000.
00:11:38Oh, my need in my life.
00:11:40In addition, the bottom queens will receive one point each
00:11:44to give away to the All-Star they think is the MVQ of the week.
00:11:49What does MVQ stand for?
00:11:51Most Valuable Queen.
00:11:53Oh.
00:11:54All-Stars, are you ready to burn rubber?
00:11:57Oh, yeah.
00:11:58Good.
00:11:59For your first maxi challenge,
00:12:01you'll be popping and locking in Breakdancing 2 Electric Rugaloo.
00:12:08Now, to funk it up with your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent,
00:12:12you'll each write and record your own verse
00:12:15and style your own look.
00:12:19All-Stars, start your engines
00:12:21and may the best drag queens win.
00:12:25The tournament has begun,
00:12:27and I will make it to the top, honey,
00:12:29with all the bones of my competitors
00:12:32at the staircase to the top.
00:12:36What am I saying?
00:12:38I was like, fuck, so much shit.
00:12:40Let me shut the fuck up.
00:12:43The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
00:12:46will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:12:48with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
00:12:52a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
00:12:54and a cash prize of $200,000
00:12:57for their extra-special guest judge, Latoya Jackson.
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00:13:03be the best drag queens ever win.
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00:13:14Oh, my God!
00:13:16We're probably back!
00:13:17It feels good to be back in here.
00:13:19Ooh!
00:13:21I love it here.
00:13:22They freshly painted the floor.
00:13:23It's the big star.
00:13:24I'm so excited to use this Anastasia.
00:13:27Damn. Look at it.
00:13:29That's a woman! That's a woman!
00:13:31I was glad to see my name up there with the cute little outfits,
00:13:34and I'm like, okay, look at your body.
00:13:37Team Kate Moss.
00:13:38Oh, come on in.
00:13:40Talk to me about these shoes, though.
00:13:42Those are in a different atmosphere. They put you up.
00:13:44The Tournament of All Stars is definitely not a regular season
00:13:47of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:13:49Oh! That's elderly abuse!
00:13:51We have three episodes to get to the top two.
00:13:55There's no time for insecurities.
00:13:56There's no time for second-guessing.
00:13:58Do what you do best and thrive.
00:14:00And if not, you're going home, baby.
00:14:05Get into this texture and texture.
00:14:08Oh!
00:14:09Oh, the girls are starting early.
00:14:11This, though.
00:14:12Wow, what are you talking about, girl? What are you talking about?
00:14:14I mean, you are looking amazing.
00:14:17I couldn't eat after a fight.
00:14:19When I saw my arch-nemesis, Morgan McMichaels,
00:14:22I'm just like, oh, she got all of them fillers.
00:14:25But she still look good, though. I ain't judging her.
00:14:28I'm so excited to see you.
00:14:29I know. This is going to be fun since...
00:14:31You know what? It's been...
00:14:33Over 15, 16?
00:14:33No, 16 years since we were together.
00:14:36Yeah, over 16.
00:14:36Oh, my God, bitch.
00:14:37Mystique Summers is in this bracket with me.
00:14:40She looks amazing. She listened to me.
00:14:43She fixed that mug.
00:14:44And look at us. Still hate each other.
00:14:46I never hated you.
00:14:47We've chatted over the years.
00:14:49We're obviously sisters. That's great.
00:14:50But I know that we are both intense personalities.
00:14:53And now that we're back in the competition,
00:14:55it's a different animal.
00:14:56I'm a little on edge, to be honest.
00:14:59Bitch, no shade. They look T, though.
00:15:01You know what? How about we switch drag?
00:15:03For the rest of the competition?
00:15:05You down? I'm down.
00:15:07Ooh, girl, me and Miss Morphin go way back.
00:15:09So who do you think is the big competition?
00:15:12Terrified of Akira.
00:15:14Me too.
00:15:14Bitch.
00:15:15This is her third time, right?
00:15:16Third time.
00:15:17Morgan's third time, too.
00:15:18The third timers.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:21Morphine was like the star of Miami.
00:15:23You know, the it girl, if you will.
00:15:24And I was the complete opposite.
00:15:26I was a little outcast, because I was just like in my own world.
00:15:29I was weird.
00:15:30For me, I think it's Dawn.
00:15:31Because she's like another weird girl.
00:15:33You know what I mean?
00:15:33I always felt like Morphine didn't like me, to be honest.
00:15:36Low key.
00:15:36The fact that we're here again to represent Miami.
00:15:38Showcase the Miami drag.
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:41I just need you to do better this time.
00:15:42You know.
00:15:43Love, lucky stars.
00:15:45Oh, my God.
00:15:46Best friend.
00:15:47Did that sound genuine?
00:15:51That shook me to the core that it's only two people making it.
00:15:54I was like, wow.
00:15:55We have to.
00:15:56We should do an alliance.
00:15:57Sister, we should do a little Azuka alliance.
00:15:59Azuka?
00:16:00Oh!
00:16:00You literally hosted the first night I ever performed.
00:16:03Oh, my gosh.
00:16:04I'm surprised me and Morphine are talking about an alliance, because we never really were
00:16:08that close in Miami.
00:16:09But I am willing to, you know, have a beautiful blossoming friendship.
00:16:14Listen, this Miami connection could be an advantage.
00:16:17We gotta look out for each other.
00:16:18We do.
00:16:19How long has it been since you were on Drag Race last?
00:16:21I would say about 16.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:25Very much so, yes.
00:16:25Wow.
00:16:26When I seen Dawn, I was like, dang, Bambi's all grown up.
00:16:34It's the elders.
00:16:37First is you're the young.
00:16:38Yeah, I kind of have noticed that, isn't it?
00:16:40Yes.
00:16:41Because me, Morphine, and Lucky over there, we've all been on Drag Race within the last two years.
00:16:44And then the three of you, you're still all very, like, old school, I guess.
00:16:48Don't hit that old school.
00:16:48We're seasoned versus unseasoned.
00:16:51I definitely know Mystique the least.
00:16:53When season two aired, I was 12 years old.
00:16:56And it looks like this dress she's wearing is about that age, too.
00:16:59The reason why y'all made all this money is because of me and Grandpa over there.
00:17:03That's true.
00:17:04The reason for Untuck.
00:17:04The most iconic fight in Drag Race history.
00:17:06The reason for Untuck.
00:17:08With competing with the new age of Drag Race, it doesn't make me nervous,
00:17:13because when it comes to a personality and charisma, it's either you have it or you don't.
00:17:18And that is what I'm going to bring to this first challenge.
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24Miss Morgan, you took the wig off your head and put it on your chest?
00:17:27Woo!
00:17:28I've come to that point in my career.
00:17:30If you don't see it, I ain't shaving it.
00:17:34Akira C. Davenport is here, and I'm happy to see her.
00:17:37I've gotten to form a really great sisterhood with her over the years.
00:17:40Not by the hair of my chitty chinchets.
00:17:43She's just been at my house last month.
00:17:45When she works in L.A., she stays, and there are so many sequins in my house.
00:17:51Akira, your drag droppings, dear.
00:17:54Oh, you're welcome.
00:17:55No, I don't do cheap stones.
00:17:57Come here.
00:17:57Is that acrylic?
00:17:58Nope, no.
00:17:59I grew these.
00:18:00I'm still finding them.
00:18:01What do you think of our competition?
00:18:05It's a bunch of new queens, bitch.
00:18:07But they're talented.
00:18:09Listen, in this tournament, it's definitely good to have a close friend or a sister here,
00:18:12because only two girls can advance to the semifinals.
00:18:16And if you're not winning, it's like, girl, you have to see who you've been, like, you know, chummy chummy
00:18:21with.
00:18:21That could give you that little notch of a point.
00:18:24So what's your strategy going into it?
00:18:26Well, my strategy is to win every single episode.
00:18:29I mean, but if we're realistically speaking...
00:18:31I'm going to win every single episode.
00:18:34No, bitch, it's here, though.
00:18:35Um, so what are we going to do together?
00:18:39No, I got your dad.
00:18:40All right.
00:18:40But are you going to talk the talk and walk the walk?
00:18:43Is my name Akira?
00:18:45I don't know. Who are you?
00:18:47All right, I need to get dressed. Get out of here.
00:18:50Dawn?
00:18:50What do you want?
00:18:51Can you help me?
00:18:52Yeah, what?
00:18:52It's like, this is really intimate.
00:18:54Well, we are from the same season, sister, you know?
00:18:57Even though Morphine sent me home.
00:18:59I am so elated that I get to be on a season with Morphine again.
00:19:03Because we're going to have so much fun.
00:19:04That's my sister.
00:19:05We Kiki.
00:19:06That's my girl.
00:19:07Okay, sister.
00:19:08So here's my tea, okay?
00:19:09To me, it's season 16.
00:19:11Right?
00:19:11Yeah. My girl.
00:19:12I'm just like...
00:19:13Yeah, what are you talking about?
00:19:15Because Lucky's Miami.
00:19:16Yeah.
00:19:17But only two make it.
00:19:18So it needs to be two people.
00:19:20Like an alliance.
00:19:20I know.
00:19:21So it's just like...
00:19:22Wait, because then what the fuck is the point of a three-person alliance if only two people
00:19:25make it?
00:19:25Other than to manipulate another person.
00:19:27I'm like, it's one apart.
00:19:28I'm like, do we make it?
00:19:29Do we make it three-person?
00:19:30And then just chop them.
00:19:31Lucky.
00:19:33I look crazy.
00:19:34Sister, you always do.
00:19:40We got a big box and it likes to go boom.
00:19:44Well, that's the story of your life.
00:19:45Ryan?
00:19:46Electric Rougaloo.
00:19:47This is going to be electrifying.
00:19:48Our first maxi challenge is a performance of breakdancing to Electric Rougaloo.
00:19:54I love the 80s.
00:19:55I love the vibe.
00:19:56The supersonic.
00:19:57Yeah, the cars that go boom.
00:19:59I live for that.
00:20:00For this challenge, we have to write our lyrics, style our looks, and come up with a choreography.
00:20:06Are we actually doing breakdancing?
00:20:07Yes, girl.
00:20:08I can actually spin on my head.
00:20:10No, you can't.
00:20:10No, I can't.
00:20:11You can really walk in heels, child.
00:20:13How do you feel?
00:20:15Well, this is my first time actually doing a girl group sort of challenge.
00:20:18It's important to shine in this first challenge because we only got three weeks, girl.
00:20:22You better make that first impression, honey.
00:20:23You better stomp.
00:20:24How are you going to interpret it as far as, like, your look?
00:20:26I want to give, like, 80s diva, but from space.
00:20:29Mm.
00:20:29Like, if we went to the planet Venus, and the aliens there were in the 80s.
00:20:36Does that make sense?
00:20:38I don't have a clue what she's talking about.
00:20:40I don't think Lucky has a clue what she's talking about.
00:20:43Colorful skin.
00:20:44What do you use?
00:20:46Face paints and stuff.
00:20:47Isn't that thick?
00:20:48It's real thick.
00:20:50Kind of like my vagina.
00:20:53She's not like the rest of the girls, and that could help her stand out.
00:20:56That's why I don't underestimate her.
00:20:58It's just, I don't know what she's talking about.
00:21:03I don't think people understand how, like, stupid I could be.
00:21:06You know what I mean?
00:21:06I'm learning.
00:21:09This is a bit more like hip hop, right?
00:21:11I'm going to channel my Miami heat into this book.
00:21:14This challenge completely plays to my strengths.
00:21:16I'm a dancer, and I've written a song or two already.
00:21:20So, I feel really good about this.
00:21:22I want to spit, like, bars that flow good.
00:21:24You know what I mean?
00:21:24Not like, Mama Ru, give me the crown.
00:21:26No, fuck that shit.
00:21:27That's so great.
00:21:28I'm going...
00:21:29Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:21:29I will mid-performance just...
00:21:31If someone...
00:21:34If someone does that.
00:21:35If someone was going to put Snatch the Crown in their verse, who would it be?
00:21:40Honestly...
00:21:41Morgan.
00:21:43Morgan McMichael's my one bad bitch.
00:21:46Are you a lyricist?
00:21:47Have you written before?
00:21:49No.
00:21:49I write poetry and all that stuff.
00:21:51But I don't like that.
00:21:51That's a lyricist, but basically.
00:21:53Season two, the only performance challenge I did was being a stripper, which is amazing.
00:21:57But actually, like, writing lyrics in a short amount of time, I've never done that.
00:22:03So, how's it going so far?
00:22:05Well, it's going.
00:22:07You got the same?
00:22:08In the wrong fucking direction.
00:22:10On All Stars 3, I wrote that verse for sitting on a secret.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Like, I don't want this to sound like a nursery rhyme.
00:22:18The boys love me especially because I got the same parts as Mr. T.
00:22:22I was just bored.
00:22:23I am a little shaky.
00:22:25Because it's my third time here, and I did not come back to fail again.
00:22:29A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
00:22:32I need to be amazing.
00:22:35I mean, I quote your lyrics from your season all the time, bitch.
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:39Where is the body?
00:22:41Bitch, G's the body.
00:22:43Where is the body?
00:22:46Queens everywhere, my verse is iconic.
00:22:48To still see people quoting that on Easter and crazy stuff like that.
00:22:52And so I sit the bar high.
00:22:54I can't deliver anything less, honestly.
00:22:57I'm not going to underestimate anybody in this competition.
00:22:59Girl, look at my...
00:23:00Lucky sir.
00:23:03I see y'all laughing a lot.
00:23:04So I want to know what's funny.
00:23:06Not you.
00:23:06Oh!
00:23:08Morphine and I talked about a Miami alliance.
00:23:10But like, I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn in their own little world throwing shit at me.
00:23:14So I don't know if I can trust it just yet.
00:23:18Morphine.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:19What's in the purse?
00:23:20You're holding it very close.
00:23:22Purse haul with Morphine.
00:23:26A bag full of air.
00:23:27Girl, wait a minute.
00:23:29So you have been carrying around H2O?
00:23:33H2O is water.
00:23:34Okay.
00:23:35H2O is water.
00:23:36And after this, we will be taking a science class together.
00:23:40It's been a while, okay?
00:23:49Hey, all stars.
00:23:51Hi.
00:23:52Hello, mother.
00:23:54Morgan McMichaels.
00:23:56Come on over.
00:23:57Morgan McMichaels.
00:24:00Hi, Morgan.
00:24:01Hi.
00:24:02Girl, I love that hair you had for your entrance runway.
00:24:07That executive countress.
00:24:09Anything short and bitchy?
00:24:11Yes.
00:24:11Right up my alley.
00:24:12That's why I'm excited that Dawn's here.
00:24:15How's the lyric writing going?
00:24:17I have some things down.
00:24:19I'm here to have a laugh.
00:24:20Make you laugh, I hope.
00:24:21Yeah, you always make me laugh.
00:24:23I remember I used to see you at Peanuts.
00:24:25Oh, yeah.
00:24:26What I noticed from you each time you've been here is that some people are really great at the club.
00:24:31But come here, the dynamics change.
00:24:34In the past, I was very like, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:38But now I've come in with no inhibitions.
00:24:40My nerves and all those things, I just left them home.
00:24:44I think that happens in time.
00:24:45You know, you don't sweat the small stuff so much.
00:24:48I don't sweat at all.
00:24:50One more, you know, injection, I'll be able to blink my lips.
00:24:56I'm one of those queens that's great at drag but has been shit at drag race.
00:25:00All right, I'll see you soon.
00:25:01All right.
00:25:02I want to bring the Morgan that everyone sees live to the RuPaul's Drag Race stage.
00:25:07Hi, Mama.
00:25:08Hi.
00:25:09How you doing?
00:25:10I'm doing amazing.
00:25:11I can't believe I'm back.
00:25:12I know.
00:25:13You were in a serious car accident.
00:25:15Yes.
00:25:15I broke my jaw in half, lost all my teeth, broke my clavicle, which is still broken, but
00:25:21I survived.
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:23Yeah, so I have all new teeth and I got a new chin, Mama.
00:25:26Oh my gosh.
00:25:26I know.
00:25:27You look gorgeous.
00:25:29Now that was not long ago.
00:25:31Mm-mm.
00:25:31I saw you in Drag Race Live.
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:34I mean, you're doing the splits.
00:25:36You're being hoisted up and flipping and you did all of that after.
00:25:41I never say no to an opportunity to be a part of RuPaul's Drag Race Live and this competition
00:25:46means a lot because there was a time where I thought maybe this was it for me.
00:25:50I didn't know if I could perform the same, but I'm a fighter.
00:25:53Thank you, Morphine.
00:25:54Thank you, Mama.
00:25:55Oh my God.
00:25:56I feel like a pageant.
00:25:57That was like a pageant answer.
00:25:58I'm your contestant number one.
00:26:01Ah, Kyria.
00:26:04Well, well, well.
00:26:06We meet again.
00:26:06Well, we meet again.
00:26:07I thought you was done with us.
00:26:11It appears that Kyria C. Davenport has turned down my invitation to return for her redemption.
00:26:20Honestly, after being eliminated, number six, I was feeling defeated.
00:26:25Mm-hmm.
00:26:25I wasn't mentally prepared to compete again for the game within the game.
00:26:30The decision for me to leave and not play the game within the game was very hard.
00:26:35It was an amazing opportunity, but I knew I wasn't gonna be able to give my all on stage.
00:26:39I just needed to have a reality check with myself to find the passion that I have for this art
00:26:44form.
00:26:44And I've gotten better mentally.
00:26:46I've gotten better creatively.
00:26:47And I love the place that I am now.
00:26:50Listen, you were born to do this.
00:26:53Thank you for that.
00:26:54Yeah, I do appreciate it.
00:26:55That means a lot coming from you, honestly.
00:26:57It's true.
00:26:57It's true.
00:26:58I definitely love those words and I'll cherish them.
00:27:00All right, Akyria, I cannot wait to see what you come up with.
00:27:03Thank you, Akyria.
00:27:05Hi, Lucky.
00:27:06Hi, Rue.
00:27:07So, here you are back in this competition.
00:27:09Who do you think is your biggest competition?
00:27:12You know what?
00:27:14Myself.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:15And I'm not just saying that to be cute.
00:27:17Maybe just a little bit cute.
00:27:17Just a little bit cute.
00:27:18A little bit cute.
00:27:19No, but honestly, I really do have an inner saboteur.
00:27:22Yeah, I know.
00:27:23We all do.
00:27:23Did he get you the last time you were here?
00:27:25Oh.
00:27:25It got me when I was challenged to be who I am not.
00:27:30Mmm.
00:27:30Which was a pretty lady.
00:27:32Does that make sense?
00:27:33Does it make sense?
00:27:33No, it doesn't make sense because you are pretty.
00:27:36But listen, you know, you do your thing and you do it so well.
00:27:39And that's what I wanted you back for.
00:27:41That's why you're here.
00:27:43That's why you were lucky stars.
00:27:44But we challenge you ladies to do so many different things that are outside your wheelhouse.
00:27:49And you can't limit yourself.
00:27:51I am very comfortable in my own world.
00:27:54But to make it to the top in this competition,
00:27:57I'm gonna have to mix my cartoon animated fantasy world with everything the judges wanna see in the challenges.
00:28:02Thank you so much, mama.
00:28:05Hey, how are you?
00:28:05I do not recognize you.
00:28:07I don't recognize myself at the time.
00:28:08Are you telling people how you've gone through this metamorphosis?
00:28:12Oh, yeah.
00:28:13First off, don't eat fried food.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:15You have been campaigning for many years to be on All Stars.
00:28:20And here you are.
00:28:21I know.
00:28:22Every single year, everybody hears Bitch After Chicago.
00:28:25Now it's time for the kids to see the originator who said it.
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:29And who made Untuck Untuck.
00:28:30Yes.
00:28:31That's what it's all about.
00:28:32That's right.
00:28:32My gosh, what a legacy.
00:28:33What was that fight about?
00:28:35I still remember like it was yesterday because I think I watched it yesterday.
00:28:39But that whole fight and everything was about Morgan jumping in everybody's business like she normally does.
00:28:44Uh-huh.
00:28:45I'm always the nicest person until someone pushed me to that point.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:49Thank you so much.
00:28:50I'm so happy to have you back.
00:28:52I'm excited to see the new improved Mystique Summers.
00:28:56No, thank you for having me.
00:28:58This is gonna be a blast.
00:28:59Good.
00:29:00Hi, Don.
00:29:00Hi, how are you?
00:29:01It seems just like yesterday you were here.
00:29:03I know.
00:29:04So when you finished this competition the last time, what was the overall review of your performance?
00:29:10The general consensus was like two thumbs up.
00:29:13I'm like, good job girl, you know?
00:29:15So I think this time I'm coming back a little bit, a little bit more competitive.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:18So now in this competition, have you ever written lyrics before?
00:29:23I wrote lyrics three times.
00:29:25The last one was in the power verse.
00:29:27Don, you brought the funk with a side of mayonnaise.
00:29:33You are safe.
00:29:36No more mayo.
00:29:39I like mayo, but I know that these girls are here to cook.
00:29:42And if I wanna win, I'm really gonna have to bring me more flavor.
00:29:46I wanna make sure that the judges pay attention to me.
00:29:49Listen up, all stars.
00:29:51In a moment, you'll head to the main stage to work on your choreo.
00:29:55Oh.
00:29:56And tomorrow, it's the world debut of Electric Rugaloo, where we will be joined by our extra
00:30:02special guest judge, Latoya Jackson.
00:30:05Oh!
00:30:06Oh!
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08And to honor this legendary legend, on the runway, category is Latoya's R Us.
00:30:15Oh.
00:30:17So toy soldiers, good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24Yes, yes, yes.
00:30:26I love this new stage.
00:30:28I know, it's so big and fresh and beautiful.
00:30:30Right?
00:30:30Oh yeah.
00:30:31You better do that, honey.
00:30:32So baby, now we have to choreograph this Electric Rugaloo number ourselves?
00:30:37Quick question.
00:30:38Yes.
00:30:38Who knows how to dance?
00:30:41I've been back.
00:30:43Y'all know I don't do well with choreography.
00:30:45I don't care who choreographs this, as long as I'm not the one doing it.
00:30:49Mm-mm.
00:30:50I think the better question is, who know how to choreograph?
00:30:55Obviously, you're the dancer here.
00:30:57Out of the whole group, though?
00:30:58I mean, I could choreograph.
00:31:00Should we listen to the song first?
00:31:03We have two 75-year-olds.
00:31:05Dawn, who has two left feet.
00:31:07Lucky is missing half her brain.
00:31:10And Akira, her ass can't even allow her to move.
00:31:14Yes!
00:31:14That was perfect.
00:31:15So I'm gonna be the bitch that has to choreograph this whole thing.
00:31:17I feel like in the beginning with the little DJ thing, we could all be DJing.
00:31:21And then we could do these simple steps, stuff like that, right?
00:31:26Can you do that?
00:31:26Oh yeah, but it's too simple.
00:31:28So what do you think?
00:31:29What I think would be a good idea, just to get everyone's little moment, play the song,
00:31:34you do it, then you do it, then you do it.
00:31:37No, I don't wanna do that.
00:31:37Just to see if there's any moves that we can all pick up.
00:31:39You know what?
00:31:40I'm not gonna like that idea.
00:31:41I can tell you, I'm not gonna have any.
00:31:42Okay, let's each do it.
00:31:43Morphine, you go first.
00:31:44Like improv something?
00:31:45Well, you know, this is your idea.
00:31:47You should go first and show us.
00:31:48Yeah, I like that too.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51I'll go for it.
00:31:52I think that it's really important for everyone in the group to put some effort in.
00:31:56Put something in the pot to make the stone soup, if you will.
00:32:00You know the reference?
00:32:01It's time for colonoscopy.
00:32:04Love.
00:32:05Okay, okay.
00:32:06That was me too.
00:32:07That was me too.
00:32:07I love the little lucky.
00:32:09I'll do one.
00:32:10I'm Latino, so I know how to move.
00:32:12I have rhythm.
00:32:13But I don't really do the choreography planned out dancing.
00:32:17So I am intrigued to see how I will fall into place in a challenge like this.
00:32:22I'm excited, but a little scared.
00:32:25All right, Kyria, your turn.
00:32:26No, I don't have anything, bitch.
00:32:28Don, your turn.
00:32:28I don't wanna do one.
00:32:30Let's see.
00:32:31Let me watch.
00:32:31I'll pick up.
00:32:31But if we're doing this as a team, then everyone needs to participate.
00:32:35Oh.
00:32:36What the fuck is Morgan talking about?
00:32:37Participate in what?
00:32:38The stupid bullshit that you made up?
00:32:40She's pretending us not wanting to do it is not team players.
00:32:43Girl, we never agreed to whatever the fuck you want us to be doing.
00:32:46I know you might not want to do it, but if we're doing it as a team, I think everyone
00:32:50should.
00:32:51But the thing is, we should see how we're gonna start, and then we can go from there.
00:32:55But we haven't seen what everyone can do yet.
00:32:57But the thing is, we said she was the choreographer.
00:32:59We can add.
00:33:00Just let's end the conversation.
00:33:01Just do what you gotta do, because obviously it's like fucking pulling blood from a stone.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:06But hey, we elected her as a choreographer.
00:33:08I mentioned it.
00:33:09We didn't elect her.
00:33:10Morgan is having a Morgan hissy fit, but I'm talking to myself saying,
00:33:15Mystique, don't let these people see you bother, because it's week one.
00:33:19You have to be cordial with everybody to get the points later.
00:33:23So...
00:33:26Uh, yeah.
00:33:29Like, do we hate it? Do we love it? What?
00:33:30I like it. I think it's fun.
00:33:32I'm picking up the choreo. That's a good start.
00:33:34But I have to make sure that I'm standing out.
00:33:37Girl, fuck it up.
00:33:38Like...
00:33:39Because I just had so many occurrences on season 16 of doing very well, but someone doing better than me.
00:33:47And if I don't come out the gates roaring, I think I might always be seen as mediocre.
00:33:54Will you slow it down?
00:33:55Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:33:56One and two.
00:33:58Three and four.
00:34:00Why am I not getting that?
00:34:01So, what are you doing with your left foot?
00:34:03Right, left, right.
00:34:04Mm-hmm.
00:34:05Left, right, left.
00:34:07What?
00:34:07That is too confusing to me.
00:34:08I was trying to do something that maybe we all could do, but then you said that it's too simple.
00:34:14Morgan, this is why you keep your mouth closed, baby, sometimes.
00:34:17Oh, shit, I'm way off.
00:34:19Starting off left is messing me all the way up, too.
00:34:21I got lost.
00:34:22Bitch.
00:34:23Should we change it in if you're feeling, like, off?
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:26This is stressing me out because I just don't want to take accountability if this number doesn't look good.
00:34:31We could drop here.
00:34:33Ooh, fuck me.
00:34:35Every one of my kneecaps just popped.
00:34:36So, like...
00:34:37I got a bad bag, no ma'am.
00:34:39That's a lot.
00:34:40I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:34:42I feel like I'm teaching little kids.
00:34:45Ooh.
00:34:46I'm having fun.
00:34:47I believe so.
00:34:48I'm not getting paid enough for this.
00:34:50I should just get a point just to choreograph.
00:34:53Oh, we're doing that way.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:55Ooh!
00:34:57What happened?
00:34:58What, what?
00:34:59Did your pants just strip?
00:35:03I have a long night ahead of me if we want to present something worthy for RuPaul to see.
00:35:09Girl, these are...
00:35:10Did you hear that?
00:35:11I don't want you to pop.
00:35:12No high kicks for me today.
00:35:24Ooh!
00:35:25All right.
00:35:26We're back.
00:35:27Back, back, back, back.
00:35:28Just came from the supermarket.
00:35:29Fricka, fricka, fricka, fricka, fricka.
00:35:31Ooh!
00:35:32Today we're getting ready to perform breakdancing to Electric Rugaloo.
00:35:36Oh, girl.
00:35:37That rehearsal was crazy.
00:35:39Girl, I'm tired.
00:35:39But you did a great job though, girl.
00:35:41Oh, thank you.
00:35:42Yeah, you ate.
00:35:43We went through hell in these rehearsals last night.
00:35:45But you know what?
00:35:46Mama, what I created is a masterpiece.
00:35:50Your solo stuff?
00:35:51You really shut it down.
00:35:52You shut it down.
00:35:52Girl, let me thank you so much.
00:35:53I think I have this in the bag.
00:35:55How do you feel?
00:35:56I know yesterday was a little...
00:35:57I'm good.
00:35:58I feel better today, you know, now that we got it down.
00:36:00Oh, my God, yes.
00:36:01I was just a little annoyed.
00:36:03Oh, wow.
00:36:04Well, just the fact that half of the girls wanted to, you know, like, give a little something
00:36:08and then, like, others didn't.
00:36:11Miss Morgan runs half of the gigs, if not all of the gigs, from Palm Springs to Long Beach
00:36:17six nights of the week.
00:36:18So, she's very anal when it comes to drag shows.
00:36:22But at the end of the day, this is a competition to win.
00:36:24She needs to be focused on herself.
00:36:28How do you feel, though, about the choreo and everything?
00:36:30The choreo is fine.
00:36:31Everyone else is doing, like, 80s hardcore dance and all that stuff.
00:36:34Mine is kind of nice and easy.
00:36:36It's more about old school.
00:36:38I'm a DJ.
00:36:38Here we go.
00:36:39I'm feeling great about performing today.
00:36:41But do I want to stand out in this challenge?
00:36:45No.
00:36:46I just want to coast for now.
00:36:48Because it's been 16 years.
00:36:49I need to see who is going to try to outshine who.
00:36:53So I know how to play the game.
00:36:55I'm a people watcher.
00:36:57Very, very psychological.
00:36:59Lucky.
00:37:00I want to talk about points.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:05I love game.
00:37:07Do you know what you're going to do with your points?
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:09What about you?
00:37:10I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:37:11But if neither of us are on the top, I'm totally down to do a little point trade
00:37:16to make sure we got each other's back.
00:37:23I'm down.
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:24No, no, no.
00:37:24I really appreciate your work.
00:37:25Yes.
00:37:26These girls don't know it, but I'm thinking.
00:37:28I'm working them.
00:37:29You want to teach me what you're going to do if you're not on your top?
00:37:32I haven't decided yet with that, with the whole points and everything.
00:37:36I don't know.
00:37:36Fiend is my number one, but I'm thinking she could be in the top.
00:37:40So I need alliances with people that are going to be able to give me points because
00:37:47in this game, numbers are everything.
00:37:49Who do you think will be in the top?
00:37:51I love your verse.
00:37:53I love my verse too.
00:37:54And I love Dawn's.
00:37:56I definitely think you have a great chance.
00:37:58Bitch, you have an amazing costume.
00:37:59Isn't it cute and colorful?
00:38:00Yes.
00:38:01Something about me has to be, and it's certainly not my personality.
00:38:03Okay.
00:38:04So we discussed the top.
00:38:05Would you give your point to somebody who won?
00:38:08If I was in the lines with him, yeah.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:12Alliances are an interesting beast.
00:38:14I've spoken with Akira about it because we're very great friends.
00:38:18But friendship is one thing and competition is another.
00:38:20That is something that we both understand as seasoned veterans in this drag game.
00:38:25Would you?
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:27You know, yeah.
00:38:27I don't see why not.
00:38:28And in this competition, the finish line only accepts one.
00:38:32How is that going to work?
00:38:34Interesting.
00:38:39Should I offer my verse?
00:38:41Rise and shine.
00:38:43Girl, I don't know how.
00:38:44Could you imagine if I just showed up, not a care in the world, just here to do the craziest,
00:38:47stupidest shit?
00:38:47Lucky.
00:38:48Uh-huh.
00:38:49Uh-huh.
00:38:50I love coming for my sister.
00:38:51Yeah, it is.
00:38:52So are you doing your green look?
00:38:54Your alien?
00:38:54No, I'm just going to be like a regular girl because by that I have to do the Latoya look
00:38:58right after.
00:38:59Okay.
00:39:00I thought that I was going to be an alien, superstar, 80s diva with different color skin.
00:39:06For this challenge.
00:39:07But now that I realize that I have to do the Latoya look right after, I have to change it
00:39:12up.
00:39:12Also, I want to, like, give Rue, like, something different from me.
00:39:15You know what I mean?
00:39:16Right.
00:39:16Lucky reminds me of myself in season two, because out of this group, Lucky seemed like
00:39:23the outcast.
00:39:24You still doing good with your makeup over there?
00:39:25It's stressing me work out because, you know, I want to be great.
00:39:29I don't want to be...
00:39:29Girl, we can fix it.
00:39:31I felt like if I had somebody there to cheer me on and be helpful, things would be different.
00:39:36So I'm trying to be that auntie for Lucky.
00:39:39So you see how you have it here?
00:39:41Uh-huh.
00:39:42You need to make a little bit of a shake.
00:39:43But if you get on my nerves, I'm going to fill you up with sugar and see you home
00:39:46to your mama.
00:39:51That's crazy.
00:39:52Only two of us.
00:39:53Like, I'm still stuck on that.
00:39:55Girl.
00:39:56Why do they have to do it?
00:39:57With the twist of only two of us making it.
00:40:00I know.
00:40:00What the fuck?
00:40:01We all walked in here thinking we just had to be in the top half.
00:40:04And now it's like, no, you have to be the best of the best.
00:40:07I can't wait for the other brackets to find out.
00:40:08I know.
00:40:10They're going to go.
00:40:11Girl, because only two of us are making it.
00:40:13To the semifinals.
00:40:15MBQ points are very, very important because one point could make or break your fate.
00:40:20How are y'all going to give your points?
00:40:22The MBQ.
00:40:22What does MBQ mean?
00:40:23Most valuable queen.
00:40:25Duh.
00:40:25What does it mean to you?
00:40:27Like, why can't it just be you see somebody working hard?
00:40:30But the thing is that the person that is working hard is not in your alliance.
00:40:34Are you going to choose that person or are you going to choose your alliance person?
00:40:36But is everybody a part of an alliance?
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:41I love all you girls.
00:40:41I don't know who I would give my points to.
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:46Listen.
00:40:46One thing I've learned, especially about queens or people in general.
00:40:49First of all, nature is self-preservation.
00:40:52200K is on the line, baby.
00:40:54They're going to play the game.
00:40:55How old are you?
00:40:56I'm 44.
00:40:5744?
00:40:57You look good for 44.
00:40:59That bitch working hard for that point.
00:41:02A lot of people are being very friendly and chummy chummy and, you know, doing a lot extra for girls
00:41:07than they would in the outside world.
00:41:09But I don't knock anybody for your hustle.
00:41:13But I see you.
00:41:15Girls, theys and thems, are we ready to pop, lock, and drop it today?
00:41:19I think so.
00:41:20I'm really proud of y'all because I know there was some little drama going on, but I think, you
00:41:24know, we figured it out.
00:41:25Why you looking at me?
00:41:27Because you always start the drama.
00:41:29Ooh!
00:41:30I'll tell you this.
00:41:30I can't believe Mystique and I had a difference in opinion.
00:41:33We didn't fight.
00:41:34See how far we're moving on with each other?
00:41:36Hey, it's just day one.
00:41:38We never know.
00:41:39We don't need any geriatric fighting.
00:41:41I actually think I do need that.
00:41:43So far, the vibe in the room is, like, very, very sister-y.
00:41:46But that's the first episode.
00:41:49Yo, Akira, go get some prune juice for us.
00:41:51Girl, go get some prune.
00:41:52So that sisterhood may drop to just a sister.
00:41:54Or may drop to just the hood.
00:41:59Oh, my God.
00:42:00I live.
00:42:01Hello, my friend.
00:42:01Now we're a little less room.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:05Power girl!
00:42:07Put the bass in your wall.
00:42:08Wipe.
00:42:09Look, come oh, come oh, come oh, come oh!
00:42:10Back on the floor!стrap
00:42:13origg sobie Diamonds. Good,
00:42:14back on the floor! but feet,
00:42:16toe, let your whole
00:42:18body kick lower. Go, go,
00:42:20go! Get it, what,
00:42:22Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
00:42:27Michelle Visage.
00:42:29Now, is it true that you once won a Grammy Award for Best Reggae Recording?
00:42:35No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with LaToya Jackson.
00:42:38Oh, I do that so often.
00:42:42He's got a passion for fashion.
00:42:44It's La Roche.
00:42:46Now, La, is it true that you trained to be a police officer in Muncie, Indiana?
00:42:51No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with LaToya Jackson.
00:42:56Oh, I do that so often.
00:42:59And the complex and multifaceted LaToya Jackson, are you happy to be here?
00:43:06No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with Michelle and Law.
00:43:13No, no, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
00:43:15I'm so happy to be here, I love it here.
00:43:17And, of course, today is my birthday, and this is the best birthday present I could ever have.
00:43:22Yay!
00:43:22Oh, yay! We're going to celebrate!
00:43:25Yes!
00:43:25This week, we challenged our queens to bust a move in Breakdance in 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:43:32And tonight on the runway, category is LaToyas Are Us.
00:43:36All-Stars, start your engine, and may the best drag queen win.
00:43:45And now, the world debut of Breakdance in 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:43:52We've got a big box, and it likes a go-bo.
00:43:56Oh, yeah.
00:43:59You want to step to this, but do you know just how to handle?
00:44:01The queen is always right, see the trophies on my mantle.
00:44:03Sleeping on me, but I'm the girl of your dreams.
00:44:05I got it all, that's why they call me queen.
00:44:07From M.B.Q. to the Hall of Fame.
00:44:09I'm the body, I'm the face, girl, you know my name.
00:44:11Running rings around you, girl, supersonic to your face.
00:44:14It's pretty sick, so I slay you without trace.
00:44:15I'm a mother tucking lips, and the crown's mine, too.
00:44:18When I twerk, it's a blessing, I'm just telling my truth.
00:44:19Mama Roo, let me show you what the body can't do.
00:44:22Steppin' on next in my high-heeled shoe.
00:44:24Follow me down to Electric Rugaloo.
00:44:28Rise and shine, it's the crack of dawn.
00:44:30I'm runnin' this shit like a marathon.
00:44:32That's D to the A to the WN.
00:44:34I am such a cutie, can I be your best friend?
00:44:36It's like breakin' it down, I'm outside the box.
00:44:38So fresh, so fly, so unorthodox.
00:44:40My looks couture, your looks a bore.
00:44:42You're never gonna win, sweetie, there's the door.
00:44:44Got body by body, but you know I'm not stressed.
00:44:46Still a naughty body hottie, you're a doo-doo clown mess.
00:44:48Baby, I am pizza, make your boyfriend break up.
00:44:50Tellin' all my haters, it's a shame about your makeup.
00:44:53Playin' alone now, feelin' while they hurt.
00:44:55Ass is bumpin' all over the place.
00:44:56Wanna pop that spin, so make some room.
00:44:59Cause we got a big box, and it likes a grow.
00:45:03Oh, two, three, four.
00:45:07Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky star.
00:45:08Three Z's on my name, cause third time's the charm.
00:45:11Steps on me once, now I'ma shake it up.
00:45:13Shoot my cool lemonade, and you'll hop, pick it up.
00:45:15Totally bitch, and kevy, and so sickening.
00:45:17Not your average star, I don't twinkle, bitch, I glisten.
00:45:19Oh, give it up, hoe.
00:45:21I'm not stuck, bust it up, off the walls, yo.
00:45:23Oh, I'm a star, hoe.
00:45:25Speed it up, slow it down, watch me go, bro.
00:45:27Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish.
00:45:29Who's the next girl out?
00:45:30Not me, you wish.
00:45:31Follow me down, to electric roo-galoo.
00:45:35Boom.
00:45:36I'm the queen of this bracket, makeup mac and nails put crackin'.
00:45:39Ooh, I got these bitches gaggin'.
00:45:42Good gaggin', face crackin'.
00:45:44Sharp tongue in a bite, like a viper.
00:45:46Six bars and a pill in this diaper.
00:45:48I'm the shit bitch, no diaper.
00:45:50To the rack, I'm high typer.
00:45:52Full body like a bottle of scotch,
00:45:54make Michael so top notch.
00:45:55No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire.
00:45:58Queen of the scene, can't get no higher.
00:46:00First playin', I'm gon' now feel my face.
00:46:02Ass is bumpin' all over the place.
00:46:04Gonna pop that spin, so make some room.
00:46:06Cause we got a big box,
00:46:09standing like the golf ball.
00:46:12Ooh, let's go.
00:46:14Step up to the battle with my boom-boom pal.
00:46:16Roo-ga-loo Barbie, got that BB in a bounce.
00:46:18Face so beat, all the dolls clogged out.
00:46:20Root link twice, take a kneeling down.
00:46:22Play anybody with a nigga, now it's fine.
00:46:24You wanna lick, gotta pay my price.
00:46:26My hips top dirty, but my face plays nice.
00:46:28He said, I'm straight.
00:46:29I said, not tonight.
00:46:32Clip, body-oddy-oddy, and you know it, don't quit.
00:46:34Turn in the party, so it's gonna be lit.
00:46:36Not be such a bit in Miami, cause you know I'm the shit.
00:46:39Hold me down to electric road, the loo.
00:46:42Still the scene, like a fly girl queen.
00:46:45Try too tight, skin glowing clean.
00:46:47Drop that weight, now I levitate.
00:46:49Glowin' like a disco ball, ain't that great.
00:46:51Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate.
00:46:53Living my truth, baby, feelin' first rate.
00:46:55I glow in the dark, I sparkle when I shake.
00:46:57This ain't story far, it's the slay iron.
00:46:59Slim, down, glowed up.
00:47:01This queen's ready for a close up.
00:47:03Let's see.
00:47:04What's that?
00:47:05I'ma stay.
00:47:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:09Electric world galo
00:47:11Electric world galo
00:47:15Press play and I'm on out in my face
00:47:17As it's thumping all over the place
00:47:19Gonna pop that pencil, make some room
00:47:21Cause we got a big box and it likes to go
00:47:27Boom!
00:47:38Mother of the house
00:47:40Category is
00:47:42Latoya's are us
00:47:43Up first, Akira C. Davenport
00:47:47Inspired by Latoya
00:47:49In golden black
00:47:50In Atlantic City
00:47:51Anybody got some afro scenes?
00:47:54First runway and here I am
00:47:57In my 1988
00:47:58Inspired Latoya Jackson look
00:48:00Which was the year I was born
00:48:02She really tied one on, didn't she?
00:48:04She certainly did
00:48:05I am sequenced from head to toe
00:48:08And baby, I feel rich
00:48:10The hair is big
00:48:11The waist is cinched
00:48:13The tail is telling
00:48:14Y'all see me walk out
00:48:16Vote down, bitches
00:48:18Bitch, get back when I step on the runway
00:48:20Up next, Dawn
00:48:22Inspired by Latoya in orange
00:48:25At the Moulin Rouge, Paris
00:48:30I am trying to give you
00:48:33A little bit of something new
00:48:34For Miss Donica
00:48:37Skimpy, burlesky
00:48:38We have a tiny little waist
00:48:40That part's not new
00:48:40So flocking good
00:48:43I have these big feather fans
00:48:45That I made myself
00:48:46Thank you
00:48:47I'm looking like the most
00:48:48Stickening stripper Pikmin
00:48:50You've ever seen in your entire life
00:48:51Do you know what Pikmin is?
00:48:52Okay, look it up
00:48:53Dawn is a huge fan
00:48:55She's actually two huge fans
00:48:59Up next, Lucky Stars
00:49:01Inspired by Latoya
00:49:03In purple
00:49:04At the Moulin Rouge, Paris
00:49:05Yeah, she's gonna get rocked
00:49:09I feel like a baddie down this runway
00:49:11And listen, you cannot have a Latoya alone without the hat
00:49:14Back to you
00:49:15I'm feeling really confident right now
00:49:17I'm walking down this runway
00:49:17Like I'm the prettiest girl in the world
00:49:19Because what?
00:49:19Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
00:49:21And I am holding all of it in my pussy
00:49:24I don't know what that means
00:49:25For those of you who didn't believe
00:49:27Roll up your sleeves
00:49:31Morgan McMichaels
00:49:32Inspired by Latoya
00:49:34In red
00:49:35At the Moulin Rouge, Paris
00:49:36What a box
00:49:38I am embodying Latoya Jackson
00:49:41From head to toe
00:49:42I'm sleek
00:49:43I am curvy
00:49:44I am feathers
00:49:46And foxtails
00:49:47Everything about me is very shiny
00:49:48You can see me from fucking space
00:49:50If you say red
00:49:51You ain't got to get red
00:49:54I definitely remember this era
00:49:56Of Latoya Jackson
00:49:57Sexy
00:49:58Demure
00:49:59Shiny
00:50:00Everything a drag queen aspires to be
00:50:03That's Captain Morgan to you
00:50:08Morphine Love Dion
00:50:09Inspired by Latoya
00:50:11In white
00:50:12At the Moulin Rouge
00:50:13Michaels is all sold out of pompous grass
00:50:17I am a Vegas showgirl now
00:50:19I love feathers
00:50:20I love headpieces
00:50:21So I am wearing the biggest, baddest
00:50:24And most insane costume
00:50:25You as well
00:50:27I am curled rhinestone
00:50:28These wings weigh about 100 pounds
00:50:30And my shoulders grew because of it
00:50:33But it's okay because they look amazing
00:50:34This Victoria definitely has a secret
00:50:36Thank you
00:50:38Mystique Summers
00:50:40Inspired by Latoya in blue
00:50:43At where else?
00:50:44The Moulin Rouge
00:50:45Of Paris
00:50:46Blue or purple?
00:50:48Purple
00:50:48Indigo
00:50:49I'm giving you shades of purple
00:50:52In dedication to my mom
00:50:53She passed right before this competition
00:50:55And this is her favorite color
00:50:57I'm giving all the personalities
00:50:59Just smiling
00:51:00Showing them the teeth
00:51:01Clock this game
00:51:11Welcome queens
00:51:12Tonight tournament of all stars rules are in full effect
00:51:18I'll name the top two all stars of the week
00:51:21And each will receive two points
00:51:23Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win $10,000
00:51:28And one extra point
00:51:32Remember, at the end of this three episode bracket
00:51:36The two queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals
00:51:41With a chance to ultimately win $200,000
00:51:47Now it's time for the judges' boutiques
00:51:50Starting with Akira C. Davenport
00:51:53Hey Akira
00:51:54You look fantastic tonight
00:51:56Thank you
00:51:56Let's get into the performance
00:51:58You kicked it off
00:52:00You had the opening verse
00:52:01Not an easy thing to do
00:52:02You did it strong
00:52:03You had a cartwheel
00:52:04I thought the verse was great
00:52:05You stumbled a little bit with the lip sync
00:52:07But you weren't the only one
00:52:09I think you look absolutely fabulous in this
00:52:12I love the entire ensemble
00:52:14However, I think that the dress should have been a little bit longer
00:52:18Because it would have been a little bit more flattering
00:52:20Did you make it?
00:52:21I did
00:52:21You did a really great job of the construction
00:52:23How many wigs is on your head?
00:52:25A hundred
00:52:28Up next, Dawn
00:52:29You know what, Dawn?
00:52:31I didn't expect you to spit the bars like you did
00:52:34My looks couture, your looks a bore
00:52:37You're never gonna win, sweetie
00:52:38There's the door
00:52:38You did a great job rapping
00:52:41Thank you
00:52:41I thought your look was more fashion than it was hip-hop
00:52:44I disagree with Michelle
00:52:45It was very hip-hop
00:52:46It reminded me of TLC
00:52:47And this look
00:52:49You came on the stage
00:52:51And put your money where your mouth was
00:52:52Because this is one of my favorite looks that I've seen
00:52:55Since I've been on Drag Race
00:52:56It is stunning
00:52:58That gradation of stones from the bottom up
00:53:01That is just the crowning glory of this magnificent outfit
00:53:05Somewhere in the world Bob Mackie is looking at this with a fistful of lotion
00:53:13Up next, Lucky Stars
00:53:15The way you came into your performance was super fun
00:53:18I thought your rap was really fun
00:53:20You were talking about things that we knew
00:53:22Your rhythm is so good, by the way
00:53:24No matter where you were on the stage
00:53:26You stood out to me more than anybody else
00:53:28I thought your line of shooting my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup was absolutely disgusting
00:53:35Thank you
00:53:36Now, this look doesn't look or feel as expensive as some of the other girls
00:53:41The one thing that's missing
00:53:43The foxtails
00:53:44Because it really finishes the outfit
00:53:46And it makes it look so much more expensive
00:53:49I know that you tried to bridge the gap
00:53:52Between your sort of cosplay style of makeup
00:53:55And entering the world of humanity
00:53:58Is that where we're at?
00:53:59Yes, and that's a good thing
00:54:01But it still lends a lot of itself over to the cosplay
00:54:05Up next, Morgan McMichaels
00:54:08This is the most iconic outfit from Latoya's run at the Moulin Rouge
00:54:13In fact, it was on the cover of Ebony Magazine
00:54:15And you've done it so beautifully
00:54:17Everything in this outfit is so detailed
00:54:21It looks exactly like it
00:54:22Thank you for this
00:54:23And for your performance
00:54:25You said, I'm the shit bitch, no diaper
00:54:31That is a bar, that is a line
00:54:33Thank you very much
00:54:34And you jumped from those crates and did a cartwheel onto the ground
00:54:37You are a crazy performer
00:54:39And I'm glad that you got to show the world
00:54:41That you still got it
00:54:42I'll be paying for that later
00:54:44Trust me
00:54:45Worth it
00:54:46Up next, Morphine Love Dion
00:54:48This look is one of my favorites tonight
00:54:51There is so much detail in this
00:54:53I love those boots
00:54:54I would wear those boots
00:54:55I also want to wear those boots
00:54:57Yes
00:54:57They're yours, honey
00:54:58But I do think that the performance look was a little
00:55:02It wasn't enough pizzazz
00:55:03It gave me very Snow White from the hood
00:55:06Well, true
00:55:07Actually, I didn't notice the outfit
00:55:09I noticed you
00:55:09Thank you
00:55:10Because you really know how to command the stage
00:55:13I love the rap
00:55:14And your lyrics were so creative
00:55:15Miami Batty
00:55:17Can you continue that sentence for me?
00:55:18Miami Batty with a Nicaraguan spice
00:55:20You want a lick, you got to pay my price
00:55:24Great night for you, Morphine
00:55:25Thank you
00:55:26Up next, from season two
00:55:28Mystique Summers
00:55:30Before I critique you, bitch
00:55:31I just want to say I'm from Chicago, too
00:55:33I know
00:55:35In this look, I kept trying to see LaToya
00:55:38But I kept seeing Albertina Walker
00:55:39Ooh
00:55:40This is a gospel revival
00:55:42It is not the glamour and the sexiness
00:55:45From LaToya at Moulin Rouge
00:55:47And your performance look
00:55:49Although yours was historically accurate
00:55:52It wasn't enough drag into it
00:55:53I could see you just walking down the street in that look
00:55:55But the face is as real as rain
00:55:57You're beautiful
00:55:58Thank you
00:55:59When I watched the performance, I thought you were shy
00:56:02You flubbed several of the lines
00:56:05But this is what I've noticed since you've been back
00:56:07It feels like your impulses with your brand new body
00:56:11Are on a one second delay
00:56:13So the performance seemed a little subdued
00:56:16Coming from like 400 pounds down to 195
00:56:18So that truly makes sense
00:56:20Yeah
00:56:20Thank you, All Stars
00:56:21I think we've heard enough
00:56:23While you untuck backstage
00:56:24The judges and I will deliberate
00:56:27You may leave the stage
00:56:30Now, just between us toy soldiers
00:56:33What do you think?
00:56:34We are looking for the top two All Stars of the week
00:56:37I loved everything about Don
00:56:39I don't have any cons at all
00:56:40From the minute she walked on stage
00:56:42She knew exactly what she wanted to do
00:56:44And she delivered it
00:56:44That LaToya look
00:56:46I cannot stop thinking about it
00:56:48Oh my gosh
00:56:49That was breathtaking
00:56:51Really, I think my favorite look of the night
00:56:53Morgan McMichaels is the type of drag queen
00:56:56That you pay your money to go see
00:56:58And she did not disappoint
00:57:00This girl lives and breathes drag
00:57:02And you can tell that tonight in her performance
00:57:04Now, the LaToya look
00:57:05That was one of my favorites
00:57:07Morgan replicated that outfit to the teeth
00:57:11So if you're putting Morgan and Morphine side by side
00:57:13Because they're both dynamic
00:57:14It's kind of like
00:57:16I think Morphine's performance was wonderful
00:57:18And I thought her rap, her lyrics were great
00:57:20However, there was this weird
00:57:22Snow White in the Hood thing
00:57:23That I was getting from her
00:57:24It was just a kind of like, eh, outfit
00:57:26But the LaToya outfit
00:57:28That is where she hit a home run
00:57:30It was a great homage to
00:57:32The one and only LaToya Jackson
00:57:34Alright, silence
00:57:36I have one thing to say
00:57:39Surprise!
00:57:41Happy birthday, LaToya
00:57:43Look at that cake
00:57:44I'd like to propose a toast
00:57:48To the incredible
00:57:49LaToya Jackson
00:57:51Happy birthday
00:57:52Yay!
00:57:54Cheers!
00:57:56I'm drinking champagne
00:57:57Yay!
00:58:01Welcome back, all stars
00:58:03Based on your electric rugeloo performances
00:58:07And your LaToya's R Us runway presentations
00:58:11I've made some decisions
00:58:15Dawn
00:58:18Morgan McMichaels
00:58:20Morphine Love Dion
00:58:21This week you all popped
00:58:23And locked
00:58:25But the top two all-stars of the week are
00:58:32Morgan McMichaels
00:58:34Morgan McMichaels
00:58:36And Dawn
00:58:36Condragulations
00:58:39You've each earned two points
00:58:42Congratulations
00:58:45The rest of you may step to the back of the stage
00:58:49Congratulations
00:58:50Thanks, people
00:58:51Congratulations
00:58:56Two all-stars stand before me
00:58:59Ladies
00:59:00This is your chance to impress me
00:59:02Win $10,000
00:59:04And earn a coveted extra point
00:59:08In the tournament of all-stars
00:59:12The time has come
00:59:14For you to lip-sync
00:59:19For LaToya
00:59:23I am lip-syncing against Morgan fucking McMichaels
00:59:25I know this bitch is gonna hit it, split it, kick it
00:59:28But I got some fucking tricks up my fucking sleeve
00:59:31And I want this extra point
00:59:32So bad
00:59:34I'm in the top two
00:59:35Inside I'm screaming
00:59:36And now it's the OG bitch versus the new bitch
00:59:40And if I win the lip-sync, I'll be the leader
00:59:42I want it
00:59:44I have to have it
00:59:45Good luck
00:59:46And don't
00:59:48Fuck it up
00:59:58Break it in
01:00:02Oh my life
01:00:03I've always wanted more
01:00:06Now that I fell through
01:00:07I forgot what you're looking for
01:00:09I'm so satisfied
01:00:11That I stopped searching
01:00:13Whatever you do to me
01:00:15Baby is working
01:00:17And I feel this trouble
01:00:18That makes my feelings dull
01:00:21I enjoy
01:00:22To drink with dinner
01:00:23Hate the best of trouble
01:00:24Because LaToya
01:00:26I feel like I'm just gonna have fun
01:00:29Just to keep your love excited
01:00:30I'm always in the way I run
01:00:32Because you're making love
01:00:36Because I love you treated to exactly what I needed
01:00:39But you're making love
01:00:44Because I love you treated to exactly what I needed
01:00:52Because I love you treated to exactly what I needed
01:00:56Cool
01:00:56We're gonna make the rules
01:00:58This ain't no joke
01:00:59Knock on the door
01:01:01Go for broke
01:01:02Such a wicked love
01:01:05I got a fit for you
01:01:07Yes I do
01:01:08Such a wicked love
01:01:09And I
01:01:11Wicked love
01:01:17I need a wicked kind of lover
01:01:21And that's a fact
01:01:23He's gotta be exact
01:01:26All right, y'all, I'm out of here
01:01:39All stars, I've made my decision
01:01:48Morgan McMichaels
01:01:49Condragulations
01:01:50You're a winner, baby
01:01:51Thank you
01:01:53You did amazing
01:01:54Thank you
01:01:55You've earned a cash tip of $10,000
01:01:58Plus tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train
01:02:02In theaters June 12th
01:02:04Plus an extra point
01:02:06Which gives you a total three points
01:02:09Thank you all
01:02:10Don, you have two points
01:02:14Condragulations
01:02:15Thank you
01:02:16Akira
01:02:17Lucky
01:02:18Morphine
01:02:19Mystique
01:02:20Please come to the front of the stage
01:02:31All stars
01:02:32With great power comes great responsibility
01:02:35Each week, the bottom four queens
01:02:39Will each receive one point
01:02:41But you cannot keep the point for yourself
01:02:44You must give it away
01:02:46To the all-star you believe
01:02:48Is the MVQ
01:02:51The most valuable queen of the week
01:02:53Choose wisely
01:02:55Because at the end of this bracket
01:02:57The two queens with the most points
01:02:59Will move on to the semifinals
01:03:02And the other queens
01:03:03Will be eliminated
01:03:07Condragulations, all-stars
01:03:08And remember
01:03:09If you can't love yourself
01:03:10How in the hell are you gonna love
01:03:12Stop That Train
01:03:13In theaters June 12th
01:03:15Can I get an amen up in here?
01:03:17Amen
01:03:17Alright, now let the music play
01:03:19Alright, now let the music play
01:03:46Good and long
01:03:47Good and long
01:03:49Good and long
01:03:49Good and long
01:03:51Good and long
01:03:52What, oh, oh
01:03:54Oh, oh
01:03:56Oh, oh
01:03:56Oh, oh
01:03:56Oh, oh, oh
01:03:57Oh, oh, oh, oh
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