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Heated Rivalry - Episode 4

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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take us home.
02:12Take us home.
02:13Take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light.
02:16Share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us home.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's the freeze camera.
02:24Share some light on me, please.
02:26Take us home.
02:31All right.
02:32Give us some light on me.
02:40All right.
02:44Give us some light on me.
02:52All right.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years,
03:15the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:48The
03:49Space
03:52My mood, the mood of my back.
03:57My mood, the mood of my back.
04:02All right Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
04:04Yes. Just do the same thing we're doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane. Over your shoulder.
04:09Is that your love a friend to me?
04:10Take a look through the camera, directly into the camera.
04:12Get that mark and give me that pose. That's it.
04:20Hot on my sleeve, my baby should be
04:23The songs I don't care again
04:26Take it slow, take it easy on me
04:31Share some light, share some light on me please
04:35Take it slow, take it easy on me
04:39Share some light, share some light on me please
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:46Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
04:50for the second year in a row
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:55have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups
04:58Why can't I come, leave our handle
05:02There's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me
05:10Share some light, share some light on me please
05:13Take it slow, take it easy on me
05:17Share some light, share some light on me please
05:44I like it
06:13Sorry Shane, can we, yeah sorry
06:15We're gonna roll now, okay, that's right, okay
06:18Wow, that's the stuff, that's the money my friend
06:23At home, you can go to my back
06:47She's what?
06:48Pregnant, Jackie's pregnant
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ man, you gotta work on your lying
06:56Hey Hayden, what great news, Hayden, I'm so happy for you
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome man, really
07:03Holy shit dude
07:06Ruby, Emma, slow down
07:07I mean she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough
07:11Ruby
07:13Ruby
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me
07:27You're an asshole
07:29Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31What, is it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica
07:32Jessica
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary
07:38I'm not
07:39Here, tag
07:40You are it
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane
07:43Oh, yeah
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man
07:46If you ever do, you could like bring her around, you know
07:48You could do a couple stuff, it'd be fun
07:49We're not
07:50I mean, she's
07:52I don't see her anymore
07:54I think she's engaged or something
07:55Fair enough
07:56So, um
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something
08:05I don't know, maybe it's just stretching
08:06But she's seriously fucking hot
08:08And she's funny
08:09Swear jar two times
08:10Oh, fuck
08:11Three
08:12Okay, come on, man
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine
08:16Yes
08:17Okay, good
08:17Jackie will be happy
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone
08:35Um, excuse me
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah
08:39Oh, my God
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full
08:45At the moment
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please
08:49So we can get a picture
08:53Hold his baby
08:55I'm sorry, buddy
08:57Hey, first of all
08:58It's my fucking baby
08:59Four times
08:59And second
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you were the worst one
09:04You can't say stuff like that to her
09:06It's true
09:07And second
09:07They didn't even fucking recognize me
09:09Ding, ding, ding
09:09We've hit five times
09:10That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
09:12Oh, come on
09:12Daddy
09:13Nark
09:14Nark, no
09:15I'm getting him a second
09:17Way too late
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude
09:24Here in eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake
09:28It's my favorite place on earth
09:30And my parents' cottage
09:31The one I grew up spending my summers at
09:33It's ten minutes away
09:33I'm ready
09:34Well, maybe you decided that we were left
09:36To watch
09:38And no matter what
09:40Sorry
09:41It's such a shame
09:42That I'm a little bit of a problem
09:46But he's really beautiful
09:55I can see you
09:57I'll see you
09:57I was afraid from her
09:59You might hear that
10:05You're 9th
10:06That being a dirty person
10:08No.
10:11Even not with Jane?
10:15What? You've been a few years already, I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious about it, in general.
10:31Okay, Sasha tells me hello.
10:44I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that, it's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't. I don't care. Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:22Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Hey, take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're drinking.
11:52No, you're drinking.
11:54No, you're drinking.
11:56Wow.
11:59This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built, or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08It's not what I meant, I just, you think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:16Good night.
12:24Good night.
12:31Good night.
12:35Oh.
12:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:59I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay?
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden...
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, part of my heart.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melt?
14:35I was going to make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:47Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:52Hmm.
15:53I like New York.
15:55Because it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot, like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you really much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh?
16:59That's nice.
17:00Yes.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, seriously, I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37They keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12I'm sorry.
19:13Good morning, Dad.
19:15I got your message.
19:18I've answered you, Dad.
19:20We were talking yesterday.
19:23Dad.
19:25Dad.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Are you there?
19:38Are you there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:50I'll call Alexei.
19:52I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58He's psyched.
20:00I don't feel like you were with him.
20:02It's foliage.
20:16You still hungry?
20:18No, no thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25I was your father.
20:30How do you speak Russian, though?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:10I know the word for father.
21:42I know the word for father.
22:18I know the word for father.
22:43I know the word for father.
22:46I know the word for father.
22:49I know the word for father.
22:52I know the word for father.
23:01I know the word for father.
23:10I know the word for father.
23:48I know the word for father.
24:34I know the word for father.
24:37I know the word for father.
24:38I know the word for father.
25:20I know the word for father.
25:37I know the word for father.
25:53I know the word for father.
25:56I know the word for father.
25:57I know the word for father.
26:07I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out,
26:39and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:22Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the my land, baby.
27:28My buddy Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:31He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant,
27:34and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do.
28:11But...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander.
28:16Have whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane?
28:37A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44I don't know.
28:50Go, guys.
28:55Go, guys.
28:57Go, guys.
28:58Go, guys.
28:59Go, guys.
29:00Go, guys.
29:00Go, guys.
29:01Go, guys.
29:01Yes, and we're going to be here tonight.
29:08Go, guys.
29:10Go, guys.
29:15Are you here to help me finish this weekend?
29:17these fries the chef gave them to me and they're really good i'm not gonna fit in my costume if
29:25i
29:25eat them all oh jesus christ these are so good i'm rose by the way i'm shane i'm wow i'm
29:36a big fan
29:39would you be surprised to know that i'm a fan of yours really i'm a michigan girl with three
29:47brothers i'm a fry shane hollander detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night
30:04um i was eight and i played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom wow by bill paxton
30:12that is terrible he was actually pretty nice to me and it was good practice getting kidnapped i've
30:20been kidnapped in no less than four movies including the one i'm doing right now
30:26you you didn't hear that no they literally have me murdered if they find out i told you
30:32my lips are sealed okay your turn well i've never been kidnapped i mean there have been threats
30:44no not what i meant shane hollander eight years old paint me a picture
30:55well i'm definitely on the ice somewhere the the scouting and crazy stuff can start for another
31:02couple years so probably just having fun did it stop being fun no well i mean kind of i love
31:14it but
31:15it got more intense so i guess i kind of got more intense too if that makes sense yeah it
31:23does
31:25and i i bet that being the only asian kid didn't make it less intense i wasn't the only one
31:32there was
31:33one other he hated me though i have a western last name so it's like the other kids kind of
31:42forgot to
31:43make fun of me and i bet you're pretty good too right i was all right
31:53john tapped out at ncaa thank you um but he still made it to the frozen forum princeton that's amazing
31:59he's an agent now naturally uh and peter's in the ahl undrafted but hey still not nothing not nothing
32:09indeed
32:12so this isn't your first time in montreal though right uh no i was here a few years ago shooting
32:19this
32:19horrible fbi movie underdark kidnapped come on no i i fly a lot i watch a lot of movies no
32:28that would be
32:28so bad it's not great no it's horrible you're really good i'm so bad no you're good well i'm
32:35barely in it i was here for a week and it was the summer kind of different in the winter
32:40though right
32:41michigan remember your winter doesn't scare me
32:53so um are you gonna be in town a little while this time
33:23i'm gonna be
33:38No, I know right. She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:53I'd be fucking happy if I wasn't playing in Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:08Oh, fuck.
35:13I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight
35:28between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:03Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:28Go get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:03We find a fucking club.
37:07Delby Bowl!
37:08I'm on it.
37:09I'm on it.
37:33Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:41But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look miles don't be terrible
37:51I have no problem watching sweaters
37:55Okay, I want to dance. I don't know I'm beat that is a lie. Hey, I want to dance with
38:02Shane
38:02Miles get a champagne
38:15I'm sorry about babe. Can I have one more, please?
38:51I'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed. They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I fly away, by the summer rain coming over my face, wash away all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me, cuz I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving the man going out of my
39:13Handing through my head
39:16Handing through my head
39:18Handing through my head
39:19Handing through my head
39:22I'm gonna just have a hand
39:40I'm gonna do my hand
39:42I'm gonna do my hand
39:44I'm gonna do my hand
39:45I'm gonna do my hand
39:45I'm gonna do my hand
39:47I'm gonna do my hand
39:48I'm gonna do my hand
39:50I'm gonna do my hand
39:50I'm gonna do my hand
39:51I'm gonna do my hand
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom
39:53All the things you said, all the things you said
39:56Run into my head, running to my head, running to my head
40:00This is not enough
40:08This is not enough
40:16All the things you said, all the things you said
40:19Run into my head, running to my head, running to my head
40:23All the things you said, all the things you said
40:26Running through my head, running to my head
40:29All the things you said
40:31This is not enough
40:39This is not enough
40:46I'm in serious
40:47I feel totally lost
40:50If I'm asking for help
40:51It's only become
40:53Being with you
40:55Has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe
40:59Such a perfect surprise
41:01I keep asking myself
41:03Wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes
41:07But I can't lock you out
41:09Wanna fly in a place
41:11Where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else
41:14So we can be free
41:16All the things you said, all the things you said
41:20Running through my head, running through my head
41:23Running through my head
41:24All the things you said, all the things you said
41:27Running through my head, running through my head
41:30All the things you said
41:32This is not enough
41:40This is not enough
41:45All the things she said, all the things she said
41:48All the things she said, all the things she said
41:51All the things she said, all the things she said
41:56All the things she said, all the things she said
41:59All the things she said, all the things she said
42:00All the things she said, all the things she said
42:02Oh, my God.
42:32Oh, my God.
43:22Oh, my God.
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