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Heated Rivalry - Episode 4
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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take us home.
02:12Take us home.
02:13Take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light.
02:16Share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us home.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's the freeze camera.
02:24Share some light on me, please.
02:42Yeah, yeah.
02:43Yeah, yeah.
02:43You're not as good as we've been.
02:45It's the dirtiest clear.
02:53Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cuff.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:34I love you.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good.
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I walking?
04:05Just do the same thing we're doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09Great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark.
04:13Give me that pose.
04:14That's it.
04:17That's it.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:46Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in
04:52a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
05:16She's so busy on me, she's so wide, she's so wide, I'm at peace.
05:44I like it.
05:46I like it.
05:47He's the worst player.
05:50He's never seen a no-hand eye corner.
05:51He's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a
06:04no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner,
06:08he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a
06:09no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner,
06:09he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a
06:09no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner,
06:13he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a
06:16no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner, he's never seen a no-hand eye corner,
06:21he's never
06:47She's what?
06:48Pregnant. Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man. You gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid. That's awesome, man. Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby! Emma! Slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring.
07:09Fair enough.
07:12Ruby? Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:49Or not.
07:51I mean, she's, I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um, Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kinda have my hands full for a moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby?
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh!
09:03You were the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:16I'm getting him a second, mate.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is
09:33ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:35I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided to stay here, to watch.
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame, that I'm a little scared of him.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:55Are you with whom now?
09:59Do you know?
10:01No.
10:01No.
10:02You know me.
10:05So, nothing serious?
10:07No.
10:11Even not with Jane?
10:15What?
10:16You've been working for several years.
10:18I thought it was something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious.
10:27In general.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:56It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay.
11:07Go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I planned to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:22Bye.
11:23Bye.
11:24Bye.
11:31Bye.
11:48Hey, take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:54Bye.
11:56Bye.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:14You don't need to talk?
12:15No, I'm not gonna be a friend of God.
12:29A stroke?
12:32No.
12:33No.
12:34No.
12:34Yeah.
12:35No.
12:35Or...
12:42No.
12:43Oh, no.
12:59I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:10Stay?
13:13Here's tonight.
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden...
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Fuck you.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, partner.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melt?
14:35I was going to make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:47Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Cause it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hit you everywhere.
16:00We know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Cause it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean.
16:31There are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend.
16:44From Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:48She knows everything about hockey.
16:53She knows everything about hockey.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:57Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck.
17:13But she's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so.
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12You have a good mouth.
19:13Good morning, Dad.
19:15Yes, I got your message.
19:18I answered you, Dad.
19:20Talk about it yesterday.
19:23Dad.
19:25Dad.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Polina is there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay, calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58I'll call him.
19:59I'll call him.
20:00I'll call him.
20:02I'll call him.
20:02I'll call him.
20:06I'll call him.
20:16You're still hungry?
20:18No.
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian now?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:52I've been here with brother.
20:55I'm here.
21:02I'll call him.
21:04I'll call him.
21:08He has been here with no other thing.
21:08I know what about that.
21:08He will call him.
21:12No, no.
21:13I'll call him.
21:19He'll call him.
21:20I'll call him.
21:20No, no.
23:54Um, I should, uh, I should go, um, I shouldn't go, I shouldn't stay, I can't, team meeting
24:08in the morning, I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you for the tuna melt,
24:16um, uh, I'm sorry, just, I can't, I can't, I can't do this, I'm sorry,
24:55are we expecting someone else? Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there. I think they're worried
25:06their box is too Tennessee, I think. Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you like your deal with Rolex. I do. Well, you certainly love the money,
25:17and they're great seats, I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training. Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom, all my time is scheduled. No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year, I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know,
25:35trying to make conversation about what? Swedish politics? Okay. Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42Well, take this Chablis, please. Three glasses? Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water? Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't. Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:02Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun, and I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben. You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go. You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:28Well, they're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want. We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie. That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's, um, let's think about London. Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:27I had to get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy Francois, the chef. You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know. Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:45I don't know.
27:51Yes, you bitch!
27:56Good to see you!
27:58Okay, guys, this one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Uh, actually, just a beer, please?
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander?
28:16I have whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:29It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane?
28:37A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44I don't know.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not gonna fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35I'm...
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:42Hmm.
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Like, getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:27You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered, if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA, but he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:01Uh, and Peter's in the AHL, undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie's so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:13I'm going to be in town a little while this time is going to be in town.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know her?
33:46It says it right there.
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:54I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love,
34:51as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, that!
35:10It was.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:24Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metro's will look to put some distance tonight
35:28between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:37Hmm.
35:38Okay.
36:05Oh, come on, let's go!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:58Fuck it.
36:58I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find a fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:08On it.
37:10Jesus.
37:11Jesus.
37:32Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:41But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51Look, I have no problem watching Sweaty Boys.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:56I don't know.
37:57I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Come on.
38:03Smile.
38:04Get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
38:56When I fly away, by the summer rain coming over my face, wash away all the shame.
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me, cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving a man going out of my head.
39:13And she said it STAAAMvosk and runne through my head.
39:19One thing that she said.
39:19Will I stay?
39:20Running through my head.
39:22One thing that she said.
39:23W ejeezey, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
39:27I don't want it, one thing that I'm feeling for her, what she said.
39:38All the speech said.
39:40All the thing that she said.
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:40I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:41I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:02I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:30I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:53I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:04I keep asking myself, wondering how, I keep closing my eyes, but I can't love you well, wanna find a
43:13new place where it's just you and me.
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