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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:52You can't do this.
01:53You can't do it.
01:57Oh, and with your hands...
01:58It's a close one.
01:59It's a close one.
02:00General, this changes everyone.
02:30I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's reset.
03:49Oh, my God.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:37Now move.
04:40Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
04:44Hurt me.
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:52I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:58Sincerely sorry.
05:01You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This is his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27Mine.
05:29Hmm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six-inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:21The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:26The curve to infinity.
06:28I need to reset.
06:35I need to rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:40What is it that you don't see?
06:53What?
06:55Don't.
06:56You.
07:00I'm so close.
07:07Money?
07:08Come on.
07:11Money?
07:11Money.
07:16Money.
08:03Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:42Oh, come on.
08:50Help, lad.
08:53Lindy.
08:56Lindy.
08:59If you're hurt, answer me.
09:01We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're free, right?
09:20I'm here now.
09:28My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you're going to need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future?
10:11Look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying.
10:15Idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad?
10:32I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:43Ow!
10:45Ow!
10:46You!
10:52All right already!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:02What?
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time. You're not answering your phone.
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes. I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:03But, um...
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah. I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:15Uh...
12:15Okay, let me think.
12:18Um...
12:19Well...
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But...
12:29Older, tiny me...
12:32might come to regret that.
12:35Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so, you know, um...
13:04I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my husband shrunk me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently...
13:29Don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:32Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this going to be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45Dad's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:52Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of the regular
16:11signs?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, you'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:41Hilton.
16:41Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, I said.
16:48What, after we solve your hunger?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
17:05But we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:17Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:34Me?
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53like smug dicks but you will never judge me as harsh as i judge myself i've realized that
18:04i've been trying to live up to others expectations of me i don't know what i want from myself
18:12and i thought that was a problem but it's not
18:18it's just the process and i can figure that out here or somewhere else
18:31honestly i'm okay either way
18:48any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight
19:09he looks fucking nuts
19:13yes quite science is not magic no there is no ta-da there is not it is work hard work
19:27evidently it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:37you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:44goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will
19:49finally see the forest well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half
20:22plus
20:24plus p hat squared
20:27over two m plus two
20:30over m omega squared uh x squared which
20:41which
20:42which
21:01it's upside down
21:05it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared
21:14x squared
21:15over two
21:17bombs
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared
21:28x squared
21:29over
21:30two
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:34the
21:38the
21:48the
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:47Translation, ta-da.
22:58Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:38I did it.
23:41We made history.
23:44Limitless stabilization.
23:46Yes.
23:47Translation.
23:48Hilton, the corn, mathematics.
23:50Let me.
23:51Let me.
24:01Delicious.
24:03Sweet.
24:05And crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did do it.
24:09Who knew?
24:12Oh. Oh, dear.
24:14Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow! Les.
24:23Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us a... Les! Les!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist! Give us a twist!
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally!
24:37I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did. Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:05Oh, no.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:19It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Little John.
25:25All right, Nils.
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And that something is going to destroy me.
25:45I just want...
25:45Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes.
25:51Well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Uh, small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:01Relax.
26:02Today is your day.
26:06No, it's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:41Oh.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:22Yes.
27:23No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:38Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:46Yes.
27:46That is creative.
27:50Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:08No!
28:10No!
28:10Lindy!
28:13Lindy!
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:32If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les' brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:04You're making me choose?
29:06Well.
29:07Then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21Alright.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:34Look.
29:35I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44That's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you too.
29:47What's that Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:51You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sorta.
30:00Yeah.
30:00Well.
30:01Gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to.
30:04Right?
30:05You know.
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So.
30:12I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are.
30:19The way you are.
30:22And that you're never gonna stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:55Good kitty.
30:58Easy Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:03Easy.
31:04Stop.
31:07Stop.
31:12You done.
31:16Stop!
31:21I'm Kimo.
31:21So be honest, when I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think that I was going to
31:24explode?
31:25You didn't?
31:26I don't know, that I mean, not really.
31:29but but you know i was thinking um trust the map trust the map that's what i oh did you
31:33see hilton
31:34did you see his face was he scared i didn't focus on hilton yeah fuck that guy let's focus on
31:38me
31:38instead but let's focus on us yeah i'm the fucking golden boy cheers to me cheers to us
31:46and everything we want to accomplish together you know i can't believe it i mean i can't believe it
31:52but i can't believe it because you know i did make fucking history if only lindy could see me now
31:57right lindy yeah you know i saw her in my science thoughts at the podium um that cocktail napkin
32:05when she turned it right side up bang that was it i got it invert lindy helped you with science
32:14yeah
32:14i guess you know cheers to me again you're not really eating i feel ill yeah so do i a
32:23little
32:23bit in my stomach i think it's excitement less we shared we got personal we have secrets
32:35i thought we were partners a scientist standing in front of another scientist yeah of course you
32:43helped helped helped yeah like lindy helped you both helped but i plan on thanking you
32:53in my acceptance speech um when i win the nobel and not lindy and then everyone will know that you
32:59contributed and not lindy and that's very important to me not lindy is more important to you
33:07than us not really following exactly
33:19i think you should collect your things uh from what from here from the office oh yes good idea
33:26we need more space we do in a way excuse me a moment
33:33can i uh order you anything else i'm done
33:51is that she leaving
34:11what's my stuff hey i know you can see me open the fucking door
34:24where is mr magoo you didn't let me in where is mr magoo is this about a cat i want
34:38my tiny
34:40cat back i restored him i took him home it's fucking lindy's cat i hate that cat
34:47i don't know who you are
34:52aren't you gonna let me in
34:56oh fuck this
35:04i think you can lock me out
35:26what was the plan here my id didn't work
35:33and you were gonna drive through the lobby
35:38yeah
35:42you didn't listen
35:43i tried
35:45i was passionate about it i cursed
35:50i warned you about these people
35:53you did
35:54you dummy
35:56now it's over
35:59hilton
35:59has
36:01everything
36:04we have
36:06nothing
36:07well i
36:09i couldn't help it it's my life's work
36:12i had to do it
36:14bless
36:16the nobel was never on the table they were always going to steal your tack
36:22martin without the nobel i'm not worthy worthy of what
36:40her lindy
36:46i needed lindy to be proud of me
36:52lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56seen me
37:00lindy
37:03can't get her out of my head
37:05she's everywhere
37:12oh god
37:14oh fuck
37:15oh fuck
37:17oh
37:18what
37:18i can't keep up
37:20can you get back in there
37:21what did i just say
37:23i have to get the formula
37:24oh fuck fuck
37:25i can't go home without it
37:26i need a ride
37:27no you're gonna have to take an uber because i got dana
37:29no you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now
37:32this is life or death martin for real this time
37:34for really really real
37:35magoo could eat her
37:36the cat
37:38yeah i'll explain
37:38what do you mean
37:39i'll explain to you and dana later
37:40you're gonna drive me
37:41come on
37:42why
37:42what are you
38:06come on
38:09come on
38:10Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, the fat lady has a son, man, okay, you're alive, you're
38:17alive, you're the wrong one, but I just, I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist, what
38:22drives a man to, to such generosity and compassion towards science, and yet such selfish outlessness towards his wife, I
38:29just, tell me, why, I'm asking again, why less?
38:34Richie, what, no, no, no, this is not the time, listen, why marry a man?
38:41Richie!
38:42Richie!
39:02Richie!
39:04Mommy!
39:10And I see you
39:13A thousand eyes
39:15Turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:17Love is gone
39:19Gone, daddy gone
39:21It's gone, daddy gone
39:25Beautiful girl
39:27Lovely dress
39:28Zipped and smiles
39:30Oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl
39:33Lovely dress
39:34Where she is now
39:36I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:39It's gone, daddy gone
39:42It's gone, daddy gone
39:46It's gone, daddy gone
39:49Love is gone away
39:52Gone away
39:54Gone away
39:57Gone away
40:10You
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