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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28so
00:06:54Almost finished.
00:06:56Eat on soon.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah, you're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56early oh no damn it we're late yeah have a lunch yeah well bring it orson's just wandering around
00:08:05the airport where are my damn keys you got wi-fi and snacks right you get the airport
00:08:11i told him we're already on our way well i don't know pick up your phone gary you're yelling joanne
00:08:20being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent oh that's him honey
00:08:24hi what lore's investment uh sorry but i can't uh talk unwavering confidence a hat i can wear i i
00:08:33have
00:08:33that hat hey joanne i i'm looking at a light fixture can you i sorry we talked about this duncan
00:08:39you
00:08:40can't just call me out of the blue but i have a plan listen i point to the fabulous stock
00:08:44price
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment and i say i will sell another tranche in private secondary
00:08:49offerings who's wet for it okay if i could viagra the price and keep it up long enough i could
00:08:54be
00:08:54like suck it cupertino suck it and weep no ding all dong sorry but if you're leveraging the high
00:09:00stock price when you know the stock's gonna fall isn't that fraud fraud for a market manipulation i
00:09:05mean won't that arouse suspicion with the sec first of all i don't know the stock's gonna fall i'm not
00:09:10who's fraught to fraud what you know what instead of accusation uh submission of validation would be
00:09:18nice duncan i'm gonna have to take this no you just accused me of fraud it's my son and he
00:09:22is alone
00:09:23at the airport i don't care if he's in a stranger's van licking lollipops you do not hang up on
00:09:28me now
00:09:29no no goodbye nope nope gary oh my god it's a sandwich would you hurry up
00:09:39fuck
00:09:58you are gonna love los altos it's very progressive but they're not fruity about it
00:10:05last year los altos was the top feeder for stanford including pally
00:10:16familiar
00:10:21did your father send your transcripts from baltimore
00:10:24i know he's not feeling well but your tuition's normally 90 grand and there's no way your dad
00:10:28would pay for that but there was a scholarship that no one was using so you'd be surprised how
00:10:33hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here and as it turns out your father's illness
00:10:37qualified as a hardship so i guess he is paying for it
00:10:43not
00:10:46i didn't mean in a karmic sense orson you know i didn't mean it like that my gosh you've gotten
00:10:50tall
00:10:50can we go inside i just need to know if your father sent the transcripts it was the one thing
00:10:56he was supposed to do he just got out of the fucking hospital
00:10:59oh hey orson we don't talk that way to one another you just try to use constructive language
00:11:06please
00:11:10okay so um kitchen living room you remember where everything is well actually we have moved things
00:11:18around a little since you were last year and that's my office now and uh gary's is over there
00:11:23clients come around the back if you see any of them just ignore them some are professionals some
00:11:28are even kids from your school all normal people just you know sad um through here
00:11:35so uh the room you stayed in last time the ceiling has termite damage and then the garage apartment
00:11:41flooded don't even get me started but the the bedroom down here is all fixed up so
00:11:48whole bottom floor is yours oh uh virginia did you see that i i left sheets on the dryer
00:11:55i already make his bed yes i i i know but i i got him sheets special
00:12:07where's the bathroom it's just around the
00:12:14so nice to have you home okay xander just try mirroring so if they smile
00:12:23if they smile xander can you try holding the smile it's what people do
00:12:34you can do it here hold and let it fade let it fade martin are we actually drinking tonight
00:12:44you're just pretending to drink oh shit chop chop i'm not dressed your clothes are out
00:12:55hey tess
00:12:59tess you're right i think jana's made you mac and cheese or something
00:13:04i have to go martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend bart
00:13:09he knows he can't keep spending all money on his digital child
00:13:13but i have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board
00:13:17it's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay
00:13:22sorry can't but you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me
00:13:27you're on your own
00:13:50rodrigo call the ayahuasca guy and tie me
00:14:04you look splendid and very handsome i feel like i'm cosplaying a version of me that would
00:14:10never talk to me xander said i look french take style advice from a widget or me your choice
00:14:17don't say widget
00:14:23so the guangzhou factory it's endless it's 15 hours ahead too so might have to pop out midway tonight
00:14:34forgive me
00:14:51come and be a winner
00:14:56come and be a winner
00:14:58come and be a winner
00:15:05come and be a winner
00:15:10come and be a winner
00:15:25that's it duncan
00:15:28i'm a pilot
00:15:29yeah
00:15:37he's in a very sensitive place right now
00:15:40i'm a pilot
00:15:43what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming
00:15:47he begged me to come
00:15:49dad
00:15:50dad
00:15:51dad you
00:15:52don't be mad
00:15:53yeah um
00:15:55dad
00:15:55i'll go
00:15:56he wants to leave
00:15:57speak to dad
00:15:59dad
00:15:59oh my god
00:16:01dad
00:16:01dad
00:16:01dad
00:16:02dad
00:16:02what do you wish to say to him
00:16:09i'm rich
00:16:11that's great
00:16:12dad
00:16:14dad
00:16:16dad
00:16:16dad
00:16:17dad
00:16:18dad
00:16:18help me
00:16:24Stay rich.
00:16:39I hope no one's looking out the window.
00:16:46All right, go on, get in sheet.
00:16:49Great.
00:16:50We're going into the world's most profitable company reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli.
00:17:09You good?
00:17:10Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
00:17:15You must be the gentleman from the VA?
00:17:17Yeah, that's right. Just here.
00:17:21We used to run the world, Jeffrey.
00:17:24Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it.
00:17:28Good grief.
00:17:30Oh, shit.
00:17:30Ruffage?
00:17:33Generalissimo.
00:17:34General Don Voorhees, Jeffrey Hart.
00:17:36All right.
00:17:37Hi.
00:17:38Nice to meet you.
00:17:39What are you doing here?
00:17:40Oh, it's time to solve the backlog at the VA.
00:17:43Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys.
00:17:46Well, about to meet with Tim.
00:17:49Just met with Tim.
00:17:49DoD arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino.
00:17:54Technology of defense.
00:17:55Because the linear jagovs love these things.
00:17:58Yeah, nice.
00:18:00Nice.
00:18:00Hey, you know, tell me to get lost, but, uh, what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference?
00:18:07You know, make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes?
00:18:11Maybe.
00:18:12Major Marsha?
00:18:14Maybe.
00:18:15We'll let you know.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:22Maybe.
00:18:24You got fired me ten years ago.
00:18:27Prick.
00:18:34Goddammit.
00:18:35Hi.
00:18:36Hi.
00:18:36I'm Anoushka Bhattachera, Director of Ethical Innovation.
00:18:40Tim Kwan, Corp Dev.
00:18:41Jeffrey Hart, Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.
00:18:44Yeah, Tom Ruffage, Deputy Undersecretary, Veterans Affairs.
00:18:48All right.
00:18:50Oh, just here?
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:51Oh, yeah.
00:18:52Sure.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54But, uh, will the other Tim be joining?
00:18:59Big Tim only shows up when the contours are delimited.
00:19:03Uh-huh.
00:19:04So, uh, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing.
00:19:08Yeah, we do indeed.
00:19:10Tim, Big Tim, he likes things super direct.
00:19:15Uncluttered.
00:19:16Right?
00:19:17So, straightforwardly, what's the quant been for us?
00:19:23I'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means.
00:19:28Quant been is quantifiable benefits.
00:19:32Got it.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:35Well, I mean, uh, I don't know.
00:19:38Uh, you're here.
00:19:41You live here.
00:19:43And you and me and Jeffrey and Anoushka and Big Tim, we're all here.
00:19:48There are men and women who fought for us to be here and live like this.
00:19:57You know, free to make a business, to speak our minds, to make ungodly sums of money.
00:20:03But for the men and the women who actually put themselves on the front lines to defend the socioeconomic system
00:20:14in which you and your company thrive.
00:20:16I mean, they're not even asking you for a favor.
00:20:20In fact, they want to pay you a quarter of a billion dollars.
00:20:26It's for your help.
00:20:30So, us helping you do the work is kind of like, I don't know, um, France helping your mother set
00:20:39up her printer.
00:20:40You know?
00:20:41France, but with like much, much, much more money than France.
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Oh, you guys get it.
00:20:49Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:50We, of course, recognize the sacrifice of your...
00:20:56Your people.
00:20:58They're struggling.
00:20:59And we...
00:21:04We feel that.
00:21:07You feel it.
00:21:08We feel it, guys. We feel it.
00:21:11You must be really feeling it.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Well, thank you, Anushka.
00:21:16This has been, um, what's the opposite of uplifting?
00:21:21Uh, demoralizing.
00:21:22Yeah, demo.
00:21:24I bet. In these parts.
00:21:26Come on, Jeffrey.
00:21:27We got other meetings.
00:21:36Our 11 o'clock has to postpone until next week.
00:21:41Uh, it's Major Marsha.
00:21:43Boris says you're welcome.
00:21:48You're speaking at the conference.
00:21:50No.
00:21:51DOD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium if we're all right with sharing.
00:21:55You just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you.
00:21:59You okay with sharing a suite? I'll take the couch.
00:22:01No. No.
00:22:02I've been a full-time pain in the ass. You deserve it.
00:22:05Damn!
00:22:06The Elysium is the shit!
00:22:09I thought that guy'd never forgive me.
00:22:11Why? What'd you do to get fired?
00:22:14Doesn't matter now.
00:22:15Booyah!
00:22:29Hello?
00:22:30Honey, we can hear you. No bassoon during office hours.
00:22:36Very sorry about that, Carl.
00:22:39It's fine.
00:22:40No, no. No, it's not. This is...
00:22:42This is your time.
00:22:44Well, might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell that was.
00:22:50Lord knows I was just gonna complain anyway, and who wants to hear me complain?
00:22:53Boo hoo, poor old rich fart.
00:22:56We all deserve to complain.
00:22:58Not the Richie's.
00:23:01People act like we took something.
00:23:04As if we didn't build everything they touch.
00:23:07Mm-hmm.
00:23:08And we didn't build it to be worshipped.
00:23:09We built it to work, and it does work.
00:23:12But where's our parade?
00:23:15All I see are pitchforks and ingratitude.
00:23:18And I gotta be honest with you, it's starting to make me maybe a little mental.
00:23:23Would you like to starfish, Carl?
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:34Great.
00:23:36I'm backsliding, Joanne.
00:23:40This shithill came up to me at Milltown, my haunt.
00:23:44The one place that I could go to in public when no one bothers me.
00:23:48Mm-hmm.
00:23:49And right before I get ready to bite into my T-bone, this stivilling shit stick sits at my table.
00:24:00And he's like, oh, Mr. Mardoff, you're such an inspiration.
00:24:04Of course, he brings up Mardoff's Law.
00:24:06He was admiring you.
00:24:08Doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good to see your legacy in action?
00:24:13Mardoff's Law is something I wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fax machines.
00:24:17Profits will continue to grow forever, right?
00:24:20Infinite growth.
00:24:21Yes.
00:24:22The logic of the cancer cell.
00:24:23If I could have just reached out and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit licker's trachea until
00:24:32it buckled and his eyes popped, that would have been a legacy.
00:24:38But I didn't.
00:24:40I didn't.
00:24:42Okay, Zeus.
00:24:45Go get it.
00:24:48Zeus.
00:24:49Come on, buddy.
00:24:51Gotta get it.
00:24:59Sorry.
00:25:01I'm sorry.
00:25:06Hey, boy.
00:25:08Trying to teach you some new tricks, huh?
00:25:11A little late for that, don't you think?
00:25:13Tricks are for kids.
00:25:19One day, you're chasing squirrels, and then the next, you're shitting yourself on the good Persian rug.
00:25:27Ain't right.
00:25:33Sorry.
00:26:05Ain't right.
00:26:15Ooh.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:22Stop, stop.
00:26:28Thank you for this joy.
00:26:35Damn!
00:26:37Hey!
00:26:39Hey!
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40That was a game.
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:52Oh, look who's the last one.
00:26:53You're alive.
00:26:53Yes, I am alive.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:27:00And it was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice?
00:27:07No, thank you.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag, but Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed me
00:27:18a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guests arrive at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Yes?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:33Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did
00:27:44meet someone in Napa at the Mabass, a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course, we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00I know Nishka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:07No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:13Right.
00:28:14Danish CEO...
00:28:16VFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:28Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:31No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Nishka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37So, that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that
00:28:41thing that one time.
00:28:42Isn't that illegal?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:50Okay, listen to me.
00:28:52It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the mud baths.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:56Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie.
00:28:59Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:18Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against...
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:38I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned info sets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
00:29:55So.
00:29:57This is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scobey, then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could...
00:30:12It could...
00:30:12You...
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about?
00:30:14My hands?
00:30:15Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench, right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended...
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're...
00:30:45not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:57Um.
00:30:59Mr. Park, there are rules.
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:12Hmm?
00:31:13Who's gonna...
00:31:14Who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20All right, I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity omniscience?
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:48Here, spoof it from this number.
00:31:57Lily, I was just thinking about your youngs.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests, shopping.
00:32:14That's a big boat.
00:32:15That's really me.
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19No.
00:32:20How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:28He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Because I can tweak it.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:10Hi.
00:33:10Um, I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need?
00:33:21Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:24Okay.
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament.
00:33:49Stalker tournament.
00:33:50That sounds...
00:33:51Soccer.
00:33:52Mm, soccer.
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
00:33:56Uh-huh.
00:33:57Soccer's more relatable.
00:33:58Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
00:34:00You two should get together.
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since, like, seventh grade.
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold that face?
00:34:12I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens
00:34:17based on personal data ecosystems, but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine
00:34:23look of bothersomeness.
00:34:24Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:28Okay, just a second.
00:34:29Sweetie.
00:34:30Sweetie.
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eating.
00:34:40You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:42I mean, it's hard.
00:34:43It's really hard being a mom.
00:35:06Honey, swim first, then eat, just so you don't have any digestion issues in the park
00:35:11off-setter's pool.
00:35:13Can we talk, please?
00:35:15Our next session in the office.
00:35:17Well, I'd rather do it now.
00:35:20Duncan, circumstances don't always line with our wishes.
00:35:42Your parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh, yeah.
00:35:46Yours don't.
00:35:48Smarts are worse than hard drugs.
00:35:49Twice as addictive.
00:35:51Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
00:35:58Arms dealers don't give their kids.
00:36:34Does your mom still take your body mass index every night?
00:36:37What was her thing?
00:36:38Like, anything over-petitive, you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10?
00:36:44Amazing.
00:36:45You're your klepto now.
00:36:47It was better pyromania.
00:36:50Hmm.
00:36:51And you have to repeat the 11th grade?
00:36:54Plus community service.
00:36:55You're going to have to see Dr. Gary, court-ordered, triple crown.
00:37:00Aw, poor Tessie.
00:37:03Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
00:37:06Turning the exit signs into no-exit signs.
00:37:08It's so deep.
00:37:10Or just another cry for help.
00:37:13You found me out, Jamie.
00:37:15Just remember, if it comes down to it,
00:37:18it's across the street for attention,
00:37:20up the road, if you want results.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41You're not ashamed to be seen with me?
00:37:44What are you talking about?
00:37:47Everybody from Cupertino?
00:37:49Tim?
00:37:50Little Tim.
00:37:52The guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
00:37:56It's working, too.
00:37:58He's just gloating.
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Why?
00:38:01He convinced Big Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
00:38:05He...
00:38:05Mind you.
00:38:06After you leaked the rumor.
00:38:09What did he say?
00:38:10It wasn't there.
00:38:13But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
00:38:16At least on someone's genius.
00:38:18Not everybody's asshole.
00:38:20He comes to my house.
00:38:21He comes to my house.
00:38:23Gloating?
00:38:23That is...
00:38:25How much of my stock do you own, huh?
00:38:27Little Tim blabs about the acquisition snafu
00:38:29to any of these people here?
00:38:30Anyone?
00:38:31He won't.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:32He won't.
00:38:33Yes, well, he better not.
00:38:34I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36That's why I had to firewall myself off from all the bad.
00:38:39Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
00:38:41That just happened to get through your firewall.
00:38:44The zinger.
00:38:45I mean, he is...
00:38:46He is cutting me off.
00:38:47I have the balls here.
00:38:49I need you to shut that shit down.
00:38:51Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
00:38:54It's one and the same.
00:39:19So, this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
00:39:24Yeah?
00:39:24It's a great community.
00:39:25It seems everyone is so lovely here.
00:39:27Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
00:39:32Oh, uh...
00:39:33By the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
00:39:36Yeah, I know.
00:39:36I texted her.
00:39:39Why would you do that?
00:39:41Misunderstandings.
00:39:42They're unpredictable, costly, and easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
00:39:45Well, it got lost in translation.
00:39:46She went and banged a guy in Napa.
00:39:51That is not...
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:52No, I know.
00:39:53I know.
00:39:54I know.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I just wanted to give Dillian a nod of respect and agency.
00:39:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
00:40:00Don't.
00:40:02No.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04Sound like a truffle pig.
00:40:06Don't do that.
00:40:19I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
00:40:22An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
00:40:28Before that, masters from Columbia.
00:40:31Harvard before that.
00:40:33And a terrifically underprivileged upbringing in Chicago.
00:40:37I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit
00:40:41that she was the one to lead us into the future.
00:40:45Raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
00:40:48is what built this town.
00:40:50It's not fraud.
00:40:51Not now, Duncan.
00:40:52If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
00:40:56Jesus Christ.
00:41:00Uh, goodness, I, um, should have prepared something.
00:41:07I know you're all ready for a new chapter at La Seltas.
00:41:15Oh.
00:41:15Orson.
00:41:16Hey.
00:41:17I, uh, I, what?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20Hey, sorry.
00:41:23Ooh.
00:41:26I can't lay the thinker.
00:41:29Let's make this a great year.
00:41:43Hi, um, this is, this is weird, but I was in there and I, I saw you take that thing.
00:41:50I don't know what you're telling you about, bro.
00:41:52Uh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and he might
00:41:56think that I took it.
00:41:58Like, if so facto or whatever.
00:42:01Um.
00:42:19Okay, so listen.
00:42:20I'm in crisis.
00:42:22Right now.
00:42:22This is, you're looking at it.
00:42:25And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
00:42:30Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
00:42:34Well.
00:42:34I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
00:42:38What is the difference?
00:42:39You're not a murderer.
00:42:40You're just someone who committed murder.
00:42:42And here, when you use the word fraud in the valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
00:42:48Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
00:42:53What, what, what?
00:42:53I didn't mention your name or anything.
00:42:56Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer?
00:42:58What?
00:42:58Oh, you haven't done anything about this yet, acted on any of it.
00:43:04I've done the analytics.
00:43:05You know, I, I, I, I bag a high profile investor.
00:43:09And then everybody forgets about Cupertino and we grow, we grow.
00:43:13I'm sexy again.
00:43:14Come and get it.
00:43:15But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
00:43:18It's, it's, it's market manipulation and it is a felony.
00:43:22A felony, a felony.
00:43:24No, look.
00:43:25Okay, here.
00:43:26You, you came here today, right?
00:43:28And I'm just going to assume to benefit your business, right?
00:43:32You snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients and they're fucked up kids and that's.
00:43:36No, I, my child is attending Los Altos.
00:43:42You don't have a child.
00:43:45You just met him.
00:43:48The pooter?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50No, I'm sorry.
00:43:51I'm sorry.
00:43:51I think that we should be getting back to your guest.
00:43:53I just had an uh-huh.
00:43:54I did.
00:43:54It's a really good one.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Okay.
00:43:58Out of all your illustrious clients, right?
00:44:02Maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and that maybe their business needs aligned with mine.
00:44:10And, and maybe their personalities match as well.
00:44:12And you could set us up for, I don't know, a lunch.
00:44:16Okay, I am not a dating service for businessmen.
00:44:20Duncan, I am a therapist and you need to respect that.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:24Life coaches do it all the time.
00:44:26I am not a, I am not a life coach.
00:44:28No, no.
00:44:29I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
00:44:31I do, with you, with you.
00:44:33Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
00:44:40You pumped your stock.
00:44:43Right?
00:44:45Yeah, and now you want to do more of it?
00:44:48I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
00:44:51Jail, don't.
00:44:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
00:44:57You make me feel worse.
00:44:59You do.
00:45:00And that is not your job.
00:45:01I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
00:45:04Okay, this is right here.
00:45:06This is why we have sessions in an office.
00:45:09Boundaries.
00:45:10Okay, look, I, I, I, I apologize, Duncan.
00:45:14And I am ending this conversation right now.
00:45:16No, hey, wait, listen.
00:45:17Lily's having an affair.
00:45:23I'm just a bit agitated more than usual.
00:45:27And you keep bringing up the SEC and lawyer and...
00:45:30Well, I am.
00:45:31Listen, I, I depend on you.
00:45:33And I respect you.
00:45:35There is...
00:45:39There's no one else.
00:45:50Oh, man, that's a good shower.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:56Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
00:46:00All right.
00:46:01I want some legit above-board decadence.
00:46:06Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
00:46:09Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
00:46:10Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
00:46:13Smell this.
00:46:16Bergamot.
00:46:17Smells good.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Earl Grey, right?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Come on, look around.
00:46:22We're doing okay.
00:46:24I'm gonna do my pitch tonight.
00:46:26All the wigs will be there.
00:46:27The big ones, the little ones.
00:46:29Hell, yeah.
00:46:29I will make my case.
00:46:31I'll be passionate.
00:46:33I'm great when I'm passionate.
00:46:38Do you want to help me get passionate?
00:46:44Uh, Tom.
00:46:48Yeah, what about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
00:46:52Backseat of that car?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I got you drunk.
00:46:56Crossed the line.
00:46:57Sorry.
00:46:59But, you know, if I'm being honest, not sorry.
00:47:05I wasn't that drunk.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:12But, uh...
00:47:14Yeah, yeah.
00:47:17I was younger once, you know.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:19Handsomer.
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21All the officers' wives wanted me.
00:47:24Yeah, you wanted the officers.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:29You're still handsome.
00:47:30Mm.
00:47:32And my boss.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39You're gonna be great.
00:47:41You know?
00:47:42You can get some.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
00:47:49We did.
00:47:51We need to be agile.
00:47:54And America is the greatest startup of them all.
00:47:57The future is coming.
00:47:59We like that startup energy.
00:48:02Gee.
00:48:02We're gonna require our contractors to look over existing genes.
00:48:07And let us know what we're good about.
00:48:10Come first place.
00:48:12Let's go to the movies.
00:48:14Hm?
00:48:18Born from carbon woven composite skin.
00:48:21Wonderful speech, General.
00:48:23I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage.
00:48:25We'd pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
00:48:27But wait.
00:48:28Since he wasn't part of the original program,
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35That's $2,100 a night.
00:48:38I mean, you could lie.
00:48:40Say you spoke.
00:48:41Just don't get caught.
00:48:43Don, let me say my piece.
00:48:44Five minutes.
00:48:45That's it.
00:48:46It's not about being reimbursed.
00:48:47It's for the vets.
00:48:48I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
00:48:55You son of a bitch.
00:48:58You set me up to fuck me down.
00:49:01How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:49:03You know what?
00:49:05To hell with this.
00:49:06I'm speaking.
00:49:08You can just try and stop me.
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:18Crank me.
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad.
00:49:43How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad.
00:49:45Not for an old geezer.
00:49:46How's it going there?
00:49:47When did school start?
00:49:49Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:49:59Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's this one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:10The world there is not the world.
00:50:14Oh, your mother loved it.
00:50:17I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked.
00:50:28On the 21st, BSO is playing Berlioz' Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34In a worst-case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:46Berlioz.
00:50:47Que lelled layer.
00:50:47Wow.
00:50:48Oh, you do both semesters.
00:50:50early years ago.
00:50:53Oh, shit.
00:50:56Shit.
00:50:56Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:50:58Shit.
00:50:59Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:04Shit.
00:52:06Guys who actually make this country run, who need to know what they're doing or else
00:52:11people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:16I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, War Haze fire you?
00:52:24I don't know who remembers.
00:52:27I might have bought him for a son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho like war's my jam?
00:52:44Or is it like, oh, we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would I be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey.
00:53:00Go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:04Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much, I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:29Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:38And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Uh, gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the army?
00:53:51Is it the navy, marines?
00:53:54Uh, air force and coast guard too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we, we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys.
00:54:24And you just, you just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27And I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but that, no, they're kind of into it too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So that's, it's actually a win, win, win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
00:54:41It's just, what, we represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:00What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You, you said military.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine silk vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry, I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind.
00:55:22Okay.
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I, I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:56I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:57I know it's not great, what people say about me, but, but this is not, this is not the story
00:56:04I needed, okay?
00:56:06This is just, this is goodwill fuckery, and your buddy, little Tim.
00:56:10Little Tim, that's exactly what he's going to say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes, yes it is.
00:56:17I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like, like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up with
00:56:27his bodies and go like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole sticking up inside
00:56:34out?
00:56:34Well, yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right, and you're going to tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:52Thanks.
00:56:54Ah.
00:57:02Message from Harper.
00:57:05Okay.
00:57:09Message.
00:57:10Message from Harper.
00:57:12Message from Harper.
00:57:13Message.
00:57:14Message.
00:57:15Message from Harper.
00:57:17Hmm.
00:57:20You've got to be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start,
00:57:32I think it's important to ensure your commitment
00:57:35to the doctor-patient confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:50Easier to hear me out.
00:57:51Um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu,
00:57:57but you were actually getting varicose veins removed.
00:58:01Hypernosis, my company,
00:58:03we harvest your data every time you click Agree,
00:58:06and then we put that all into an algorithm
00:58:08that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:10Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that God-like knowledge,
00:58:17and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is,
00:58:21we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability
00:58:27than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India,
00:58:31they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34If they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um,
00:58:38I fear that you,
00:58:39you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases,
00:58:45like how you and your ex-husband
00:58:46both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble,
00:59:11within 53 seconds of me leaving this office,
00:59:14you sold your shares.
00:59:15And I was like,
00:59:16what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:20And then I asked myself,
00:59:21I was like,
00:59:21why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness.
00:59:29Could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam
00:59:34on all your high-end,
00:59:35blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37It's you,
00:59:38the trusted repository
00:59:39of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43BC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:47CEO hopes his wife finally respects him
00:59:50after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony
00:59:55and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:57Duncan,
00:59:57this is madness.
00:59:59You are confabulating
01:00:00and it's a concern.
01:00:03That superior tone
01:00:04is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:08Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings,
01:00:15you and I.
01:00:16With your degree,
01:00:17you could have chosen
01:00:17to help filthy city urchins
01:00:19with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no,
01:00:22you planted yourself
01:00:23in the single richest enclave in America
01:00:26to help cure the scourge
01:00:28for performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay
01:00:37and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're gonna dish
01:00:42all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today,
01:00:49I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:53There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:58So can we please,
01:01:00just,
01:01:01please,
01:01:03talk about my dad?
01:01:20Hello?
01:01:23Hello?
01:01:24Hello?
01:01:25Hello?
01:01:38You are inviting a pushback
01:01:41that is going to feel like
01:01:42the wrath of God.
01:01:44Dad,
01:01:45you're like having a breakdown.
01:01:49Hypergnomes, assemble!
01:01:51We're gonna make money!
01:01:52Ten million data points
01:01:54on every person
01:01:55from birth.
01:01:56You're not predicting behavior,
01:01:58you're steering it.
01:02:00Your algorithm says all that?
01:02:02Yes!
01:02:04That's the kind of tech
01:02:05that could help people.
01:02:07My patients have
01:02:08dangerous,
01:02:09violent tendencies.
01:02:11I just want to crush them.
01:02:14So what is your deal, bro?
01:02:17I know tech changed the world,
01:02:19but so did the bubonic plague.
01:02:22I don't get it.
01:02:22You're a bot.
01:02:23Is it a moron?
01:02:24I mean,
01:02:24is it based on a moron?
01:02:27Guncan!
01:02:28You do not want
01:02:29this guy renting your company.
01:02:30Hey!
01:02:31Whoa!
01:02:34Prepare to have
01:02:34your mind blown.
01:02:40Welcome to the
01:02:41table read
01:02:42of The Audacity.
01:02:43First block.
01:02:46It's about to get real.
01:02:49The Audacity.
01:02:50Episode 101.
01:02:52We follow up
01:02:53a Silicon Valley CEO.
01:02:55Duncan Park.
01:02:56Forties.
01:02:57Biohacked.
01:02:57And bespectacled.
01:02:58In episode one,
01:03:00the first thing
01:03:00that I wrote down
01:03:01was
01:03:02Duncan's opening line.
01:03:03More than physical pain?
01:03:05I fear humiliation.
01:03:08And it felt like
01:03:08it was being said
01:03:09to somebody in confidence.
01:03:11Angle on Dr. Joanne Felder,
01:03:13psychologist,
01:03:14forties.
01:03:14She kind of runs
01:03:15the Valley's mindset
01:03:17or the psychology.
01:03:19The lost man children.
01:03:20It became
01:03:21a question of
01:03:22how can we make
01:03:23this relationship
01:03:23more than just
01:03:24therapist-patient?
01:03:25They started the season
01:03:26a little bit
01:03:27in performance of themselves,
01:03:28especially Joanne.
01:03:29She's like playing
01:03:30the good therapist.
01:03:32When word gets out,
01:03:34how will that
01:03:35make you feel?
01:03:36And when do you
01:03:38expect that to be?
01:03:40Let's see what happens
01:03:41when you are
01:03:41a powerful person
01:03:42discussing corporate secrets,
01:03:45successes,
01:03:45and failures
01:03:46in a therapeutic setting.
01:03:48And what does
01:03:48the therapist do
01:03:49with the information,
01:03:50which is essentially
01:03:52insider information?
01:03:53Really,
01:03:53this is
01:03:54strictly between us.
01:03:58Schmuck.
01:03:59It was fun also
01:04:00doing some therapy
01:04:00scenes with Zach.
01:04:02Would you like
01:04:02to starfish?
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05Yeah.
01:04:06Bardolph is,
01:04:07he's an angry man
01:04:08and very resentful
01:04:11and feels like
01:04:11he has never
01:04:12gotten his flowers
01:04:13that he deserves
01:04:14as being one
01:04:15of the pioneers
01:04:16of Silicon Valley.
01:04:18His main problem
01:04:19is greed,
01:04:20like most
01:04:21of the characters.
01:04:22Doesn't it
01:04:23make you feel good
01:04:24to see your legacy
01:04:25in action?
01:04:27Legacy, jeez.
01:04:28Bardolph's law
01:04:29is something
01:04:30I wrote on a napkin
01:04:31on speed
01:04:31when we still
01:04:32have fast machines.
01:04:33The doctor-patient
01:04:35confidentiality thing,
01:04:36just how airtight
01:04:37is that?
01:04:37I can't speak
01:04:38with anyone
01:04:38about what you say,
01:04:39not unless you're
01:04:40meaning to do harm
01:04:41to yourself
01:04:42or others.
01:04:43I grew up
01:04:44in a house
01:04:44with a psychiatrist
01:04:46and a therapist
01:04:49with their offices
01:04:50in the house
01:04:50and I could hear
01:04:51the patients.
01:04:52I was a teenager
01:04:53and I chose
01:04:54not to listen to them
01:04:55because they were
01:04:56mostly really boring,
01:04:57but I could listen
01:04:58to them.
01:04:58It's that sort
01:04:59of funny faith
01:05:00that this room
01:05:02is a safe space.
01:05:03Why?
01:05:04What's so safe
01:05:04about it?
01:05:05When I told you
01:05:06my company
01:05:07was in trouble
01:05:08within 53 seconds
01:05:09of me leaving
01:05:10this office,
01:05:10you soldier shares.
01:05:11These two seemingly
01:05:13are so different,
01:05:14but then they actually
01:05:15have a lot.
01:05:16in common.
01:05:17She is shown
01:05:18to be somebody
01:05:19with ethical lapses
01:05:21who cuts corners herself.
01:05:23It really is okay
01:05:24and you'll still profit.
01:05:25Me too.
01:05:26Because you're gonna dish
01:05:27all that life
01:05:28giving dirt to me.
01:05:30End of episode.
01:05:46The last one.
01:06:09The last 1% adopt
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