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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
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00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube selva listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish with the
00:03:05good
00:03:05omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe don't cry don't do that but where is the cube she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you he yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08still on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18he may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you
00:06:23the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar of
00:06:29cabals
00:06:29and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals might plant a
00:06:35listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time the cia yes the cia
00:06:43okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want a klonopin gary i want
00:06:49a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture from your first marriage
00:06:55fine fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceo's or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's
00:07:55okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes
00:08:11yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use
00:08:19um what about our mnemonics stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s-stop
00:08:28t take a step
00:08:29back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop
00:08:38but the s of stop
00:08:39stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back
00:08:46oh
00:08:47observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed
00:09:08on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if
00:09:13i could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't
00:09:20stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay
00:09:29take a
00:09:29step back yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for
00:09:36start t uh
00:09:38throwing thing carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say
00:09:45i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try
00:10:27these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview
00:10:36yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin
00:11:59i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest
00:12:04yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no
00:12:10cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume
00:12:15you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the
00:12:19neuro
00:12:20right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk
00:12:25and
00:12:25stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's uh really interesting
00:12:33perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload
00:12:47folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school
00:14:17good good good not not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if
00:14:23they wanted to okay yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as at us
00:14:33you know
00:14:34where it's warm for a bright yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look
00:14:41i'll see what's happening in your closet is a tiny hiding place for cameras as tiny as a grain of
00:14:49salt
00:14:50and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of tsunami saris
00:15:13just
00:15:14just
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:44You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes, like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, good.
00:16:20That's where you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:01Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:17:30Never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I, I, I, I, I...
00:19:50Oh, it's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:56Hallumi?
00:19:56Yeah, uh, uh, she was your dad's.
00:19:58Actually, Halloumi, Wienerdog, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do. You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah, good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12And with Hamish's, my business partner, college roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:32Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back,
00:21:37so, can you run me to the, uh...
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't...
00:21:48couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked...
00:21:51for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04his shoes,
00:22:05his medication,
00:22:07you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh,
00:22:09he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome?
00:22:34He gave me, he gave me this house,
00:22:36gave me everything,
00:22:37and a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Woo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm, I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I, I'm, I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up, up the, this...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh,
00:23:50she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:26Good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones
00:24:36who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill,
00:24:41or else they will all want one.
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say?
00:24:54Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'd probably make a lot of it
00:25:01just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:02I'm just having too much fun,
00:25:06you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21It's embarrassing.
00:25:45Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:55You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations...
00:25:59reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:01You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly
00:26:04too close to the sun,
00:26:06but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth
00:26:09and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low,
00:26:12he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning,
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun,
00:26:21but hey,
00:26:22you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much
00:26:28if you have no idea.
00:26:30It won't be fine.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:37Let's go.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:39This side.
00:26:46Hi.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Hi.
00:26:51Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern,
00:26:53ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so.
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man
00:27:07is in the system,
00:27:08but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like
00:27:12your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed
00:27:20to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't,
00:27:49he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go
00:27:51wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come
00:27:54by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:27:58Uh, I'm okay.
00:27:58I'm sorry.
00:28:07What's up?
00:28:08Oh, my God.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11Oh, my God.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:23Oh, my God.
00:28:26Oh, my God.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:21oh my god
00:29:49so
00:30:00so
00:30:01so
00:30:08so
00:30:12so
00:30:14so
00:30:14so
00:30:20so
00:30:27so
00:30:28so
00:30:55hello
00:30:56can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i do
00:31:03not
00:31:03recognize
00:31:04oh dear have a seat thank you um the sticky part is uh i'm a psychologist um but patients with
00:31:14clients
00:31:14come for therapy to my home office working from home the dream yes it is um but one of them
00:31:21must
00:31:21have got to have got my phone and and uh and found my brokerage accounts okay let's see what we're
00:31:26talking about here okay thank you name uh well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient
00:31:36confidentiality thing is a worry i mean if it was one of my patients i i couldn't testify
00:31:43um to do it um sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department they know how to
00:31:50tango with law
00:31:51enforcement and all that jazz
00:31:52oh no no no no no um thank you um you see at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this so
00:31:59and and five of them have dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do harm to themselves or their families
00:32:07they could come after me could even come after you pat
00:32:13well why would they come after me is there a world where we reverse the trades like give it back
00:32:23well we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid
00:32:31there weren't any losses only profits it's an ethical concern i i can't be making money off
00:32:42my my patients well you could um you could give the money to charity like for psychologists
00:33:01or i couldn't lose it to protect my patient make a bad bet maybe two muddy it up
00:33:08sure i can't advise you to do that we have duties fiduciary ones yeah yeah i get it
00:33:15i know what to do now great thank you pat now would you be willing to fill out a customer
00:33:21satisfaction
00:33:22survey no
00:33:26can you get a clearer image harper this it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
00:33:30her phone is off so she's probably on to you
00:33:34did you geo fix her car yes but the signal's very shaky i'm only locked in on her telematics
00:33:41like her car's emergency systems okay even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon her tire
00:33:46pressure monitors wow there's no hiding with this nice new digs by the way i bet this could be the
00:33:54hub
00:33:54for this project what are we going to call it did you come up with a name yet eye in
00:33:58the sky duncan that's
00:34:00funny but something a little more grand the dunquisition that's not funny the eye of odin no
00:34:08no no noted noted like hypnosis hypnosis like geon node no no she's on the 280 and she's getting a
00:34:15there's no where is she okay where is this harper computer is that um why did you turn it off
00:34:22just that
00:34:22um i've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman and this is not protecting and it's
00:34:29not probing it's straight up stalking we're not you're not stalking her we're stalking her car
00:34:35harper she wants to buy a gun to shoot duncan that's right that's right this is the life of
00:34:40death so now can you just do your job this is not my job this is extra how much you
00:34:46make 150
00:34:47if i give you two can we never have this conversation again i would like to be cto
00:34:54wow wow a threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate
00:35:00we'll discuss it your next performance review oh it's now it sucks just get her back
00:35:07the eye of node i have no can we be quiet in the space please
00:35:42the secret to success take something people already do for free
00:35:46and charge them for it now you've got a business i'm the founder of brain what's your winning idea
00:35:56come on come on work is life that's why i launched deathmo a reimagined work week for your business
00:36:04where days are numbers not names no more mondays no more sundays just pure flow what's your winning idea
00:36:20uh
00:36:25uh
00:36:26uh
00:36:28uh
00:36:29uh
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow.
00:37:52Great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:14What?
00:38:17What?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32It's a backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong, Januszka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:45You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of
00:38:51a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Pris-Mishkin.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:28It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just follow
00:39:34my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage, Jeffrey.
00:39:59Ruffery.
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters, what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO.
00:40:28Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper, floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put Harper on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We'll go back that way.
00:41:38Right come here, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There, there is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20Should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:01He smiled, he laughed, right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess, if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:39Great.
00:43:43Good night.
00:43:45Good night.
00:45:22I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Come down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary, Gary.
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:37Just...
00:45:37Joanne?
00:45:42I don't want to talk to you.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm going to call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm going to call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:02Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:40And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56that Ethan told me,
00:46:58he promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a...
00:47:08a 15-year-old.
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:41Please?
00:47:44It was just one of the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:09I, my, what, what, how?
00:48:13I, that, that memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone, someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna get me.
00:48:47Sorry.
00:48:48One.
00:48:55Carl Bartels.
00:48:59Carl Bartels.
00:49:00As in Bartels' law?
00:49:02Bartels, that, that Carl Bartels?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His, his open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he, does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Here we go.
00:50:00Here we go.
00:50:01Here we go.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:15Gary.
00:50:17Gary.
00:50:18Gary.
00:50:19I have to tell you something.
00:50:27So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:53You, you, you, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me?
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, you, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about
00:52:05that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did, I heard you, and I wish I could give you a better, anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:05Oh, man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah, I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This is the one.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young, with the shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, God, really, okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't, I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:12Mm-hmm.
00:54:14And also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay, okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to dance.
00:55:27Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37And days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:42Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of a morning are calling out to me.
00:55:55Hear, babe.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Ardolph is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript.
00:56:14He's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Ardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:21That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start S is for start.
00:57:30T, uh, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Ardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:47Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start doing things and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also, in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider trading.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime.
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:55It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:08Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshiping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
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