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00:01:03Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:20Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:37One unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse
00:01:45And thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman
00:01:52Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse is through the pure heart of an innocent
00:02:00Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas in search of this magical soul
00:02:06A precious youth with an innocent mind
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:18Shut up
00:02:23You live in a pineapple under the sea
00:02:51Good morning!
00:02:53This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101
00:02:57And I got the jet fuel to get you rockin'
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:05I'm ready
00:03:22Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day!
00:03:27I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:30My whole life is about to change!
00:03:34I know I said that yesterday, Gary
00:03:37And the day before
00:03:39And a bunch of days before that
00:03:41But today is different!
00:03:47Big things in store!
00:03:53Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55Meow
00:03:56What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:58Meow
00:03:58Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Meow
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:10Meow
00:04:10Whoa!
00:04:12Do you know what this means?
00:04:14Meow
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you
00:04:17No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21Meow
00:04:22I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary
00:04:24But that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28Meow
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:37Big guy
00:04:38Big guy
00:04:39Big, big guy
00:04:40Big guy
00:04:41Because now, I'm a big guy
00:04:43Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:45Big things about to happen a day
00:04:47I woke up feeling a brand new way
00:04:49Big guy
00:04:50Big guy
00:04:52Big guy
00:04:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:54Tight kids with hips
00:04:55Doing a dance in my big guy pants
00:04:57Big guy
00:04:59Big guy
00:05:00Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:04Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the cat
00:05:06Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my cuts
00:05:08Big guy
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:21Phew, we're gonna need a bigger doorway
00:05:24Meow
00:05:25Morning, Squidward
00:05:26Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure
00:05:30Let me go mark some time on my calendar
00:05:34Great, let me know when
00:05:39Good morning, Patrick
00:05:41Good morning
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me
00:05:49Grandma?
00:05:51You're upside down
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, Spongebob
00:05:55You can't be Spongebob
00:05:56He's far more diminutive
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:03He's shorter
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall
00:06:08And you don't even recognize your best friend
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone!
00:06:36Really big!
00:06:37Really guy!
00:06:38Hey, Sandy!
00:06:39Notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, Spongebob!
00:06:43You get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:44Oh, no!
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton!
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy!
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing when they grow up
00:07:12You don't mean...
00:07:14That's right
00:07:15Ride the big guy roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:37Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:39What does that spell?
00:07:4036 clubs!
00:07:41Five!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt
00:07:53Let's...
00:07:57Ugh, you again
00:08:02Congratulations
00:08:03Patrick
00:08:05It's official
00:08:09Don't make me cause security
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:13Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Woo-hoo!
00:08:15Woo-hoo!
00:08:15Bye-hoo!
00:08:17Bye-hoo!
00:08:18Bye-hoo!
00:08:21Bye-hoo!
00:08:23Bye-hoo!
00:08:28We'll see you!
00:08:30Bye-hoo!
00:08:55Patrick?
00:08:57Patrick?
00:08:59Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh? What's the matter?
00:09:03I thought you were a big guy.
00:09:04I am! I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:07I just promised someone else that I'd ride with them.
00:09:10That's all.
00:09:11Oh, yeah?
00:09:13The...
00:09:16Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense.
00:09:22So let's go get him!
00:09:25No!
00:09:27Sorry!
00:09:29Coming through!
00:09:34What's up, Mr. Krabs?
00:09:36It's time to ride the shipwreck!
00:09:39Woo-hoo!
00:09:39What are you talking about, Patrick?
00:09:42The roller coaster!
00:09:43Get your head in the game!
00:09:45Remember that big, terrifying roller coaster?
00:09:48Nope!
00:09:49We had a deal to ride it together.
00:09:52Nope!
00:09:52So I couldn't ride it,
00:09:54If you were too busy,
00:09:56To ride it with me?
00:09:57Hm?
00:09:59Huh...?
00:10:11Oh right! Our old roller-coaster deal. Of course.
00:10:16But we can't go today, lad. Things are too busy around here.
00:10:23Oh, hear that, Patrick?
00:10:25Mr.
00:10:31Shipwreck!
00:10:33Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs.
00:10:35I don't know why I got so scared when I saw that roller coaster.
00:10:38I thought I was big enough.
00:10:40Just because you're taller don't mean you're a big guy.
00:10:43It doesn't?
00:10:44Big guys are rough and tumble.
00:10:46They don't blow bubbles.
00:10:48Hmm, I guess not.
00:10:49Being scared of roller coasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
00:10:53Glad you understand.
00:10:54You must have been scared of roller coasters, too, when you were my age.
00:10:58Well, I wouldn't really...
00:10:59You were probably hiding under the bed kind of scared, weren't you?
00:11:02Well, I, uh...
00:11:03Maybe even crying for Mama kind of scared.
00:11:06I wasn't crying for Mama.
00:11:07Peepy peepy and my pantsy kind of scared.
00:11:09Am I right?
00:11:10Get it straight, SpongeBob.
00:11:12My pants were clean.
00:11:13Because nothing ever scared me.
00:11:15And nothing ever will.
00:11:16But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of?
00:11:20It ain't.
00:11:21For you.
00:11:22But I'm different.
00:11:23I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age.
00:11:25I was risking me life on the high seas.
00:11:30I eat danger for breakfast, peril for lunch, and adventure for dinner.
00:11:36Really?
00:11:37That's right.
00:11:38I was in command of me own vessel and sailed many a dangerous mile.
00:11:44Tell me about your greatest adventure.
00:11:47What if I told you I sailed with the flying Dutchman himself?
00:11:52The flying Dutchman?
00:11:54The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas?
00:11:59Oh, my lucky brick.
00:12:01I, like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure.
00:12:10And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared.
00:12:17I summoned the cursed pirates and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea.
00:12:23A nightmare realm called the Underworld.
00:12:28It was filled with ghostly pirates, haunted hurricanes, terrifying monsters!
00:12:38Roar!
00:12:39Oh!
00:12:39I faced them all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw.
00:12:45Ah, yeah!
00:12:46Whoa!
00:12:47Yeah!
00:12:48Roar!
00:12:49Roar!
00:12:50Roar!
00:12:50Roar!
00:12:51Roar!
00:12:51Roar!
00:12:51Roar!
00:12:51Roar!
00:12:55Roar!
00:12:56You're almost like a real swashbuckler!
00:12:59Almost?
00:13:00I am a real swashbuckler!
00:13:03How do you think I earned this baby?
00:13:05What is that?
00:13:07It's a swashbuckler certificate!
00:13:09It means I proved my bravery, courageousness, dairy, panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude!
00:13:20Well, that's it!
00:13:21I'd be a big guy if I could earn my swashbuckler certificate!
00:13:25And you could teach me!
00:13:27Teach you?
00:13:28To be a swashbuckler?
00:13:30I don't mean to laugh in your face, but...
00:13:35You're too scared to even ride a roller coaster!
00:13:38I can do it!
00:13:39I want to be a brave swashbuckler, like you!
00:13:43I'm ready!
00:13:44SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready!
00:13:50But... but... but...
00:13:51Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing!
00:13:54So get!
00:13:54And no more talk about being a swashbuckler!
00:14:00Aww...
00:14:00You're not ready!
00:14:02Not ready!
00:14:13Bravery?
00:14:14Courage?
00:14:15I gotta learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs!
00:14:18You got this, SpongeBob.
00:14:21Uh-oh.
00:14:22Now, what else did he say I needed?
00:14:24Daring.
00:14:25Oh, right. Daring.
00:14:26Guts.
00:14:27Definitely need those.
00:14:28Panache. Moxie. Intestinal fortitude.
00:14:30Okay, okay. Slow down.
00:14:32You spelled fortitude wrong. It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E.
00:14:37Mr. Crap Certificate! Why do you have this?
00:14:40I always read in the bathroom.
00:14:43I know I can do this. I just need a chance to prove it.
00:14:59Well, that's weird.
00:15:04Oh, shrimp! That's our dick again!
00:15:07Mr. Krabs won't like that.
00:15:09We gotta get it, right?
00:15:11I'm not going in there.
00:15:13Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there, eh?
00:15:16Wait a minute!
00:15:17Patrick, this is it!
00:15:19It is?
00:15:20Destiny is squeezing my buns!
00:15:23Do you feel it?
00:15:25Yeah!
00:15:26This vent is just what I need to start earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:15:31You mean the one we lost?
00:15:33Oh, yes, that one, but also the one I'm gonna earn.
00:15:35We lost two of them down there?
00:15:37The hero's journey starts with one squish.
00:15:44Right behind you.
00:15:49Okay, jump!
00:15:53Ooh, side adventure.
00:15:59Left or right?
00:16:03Left!
00:16:04Definitely left!
00:16:15This must lead to the basement!
00:16:18This must go deeper than the basement!
00:16:23What?
00:16:24Huh? Where am I?
00:16:28Oh! Oh!
00:16:34Whoa!
00:16:39This must be Mr. Crab's swashbuckler's sanctum.
00:16:44Oh, look at that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that!
00:16:54Hi.
00:16:58Arr! Ahoy!
00:17:08So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh?
00:17:13Arr!
00:17:18Arr!
00:17:19Arr!
00:17:20Arr!
00:17:22Arr!
00:17:24Arr!
00:17:30Oh, who am I kidding? I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:37Huh?
00:17:43Mysterious glow!
00:17:45Part two!
00:17:50Whoa!
00:17:52This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took from the Flying Dutchman.
00:17:57If a swashbuckler ye want to be, blow this horn and ye shall see.
00:18:05Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again.
00:18:09Still nothing. But don't let me slow you down.
00:18:12No!
00:18:33Huh? That sounds like...
00:18:35Oh, no!
00:18:40Fight fun! Get out of there!
00:18:43Have fun.
00:18:45Whoa!
00:18:49Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:18:54Ha ha ha ha!
00:18:56Ha ha ha ha!
00:19:00No!
00:19:10Let's go!
00:19:12Let's go!
00:19:13Let's go!
00:19:22Oh, you dropped your lucky brick.
00:19:26I don't have a lucky brick.
00:19:31On your feet, you sea-drinking Pallywog, you're in the company of the Flying Dutchman.
00:19:49Who blew my hornpipe?
00:19:54I did?
00:19:58Butchmops!
00:19:59I'm coming!
00:20:04Weird place for a painting.
00:20:06Move it, Squidward!
00:20:09Let me take a look at you.
00:20:12Spitshine shoes, long socks, short pants, empty middle-distance stare.
00:20:20Tell me, laddie, can you blow a bubble?
00:20:27You're the very suave I've been looking for!
00:20:31Ha-ha!
00:20:33R-really?
00:20:34You look like a kind of shrapin' young bubble-blowin' fella who wants, nay, needs a chance to prove his
00:20:42mettle!
00:20:43Oh, he was just saying that in the bathroom!
00:20:46Quiet!
00:20:47You don't matter.
00:20:48Very good.
00:20:49That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
00:20:51I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:20:55Well, I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth in the underworld.
00:21:04Just like Mr. Krabs.
00:21:07Oh, but he doesn't think I'm ready for that kind of thing.
00:21:10Well, maybe he's right.
00:21:12You might not be ready for...
00:21:15Swashbucklin!
00:21:17Swashbuckling?
00:21:21Swashbucklin!
00:21:33Swashbuckling!
00:21:34Swashbuckling!
00:21:38Swashbuckling!
00:21:40Swashbuckling!
00:21:44Swashbuckling!
00:22:05I'm ready!
00:22:08Then it's a deal!
00:22:09THE DUTCHMAN STEEL!
00:22:29Stupid passcode!
00:22:314, 15, 8...
00:22:35Permission to come aboard, sir!
00:22:37Granted, shipmate!
00:22:39Me too!
00:22:40Only if you put on some pants.
00:22:43Oh, I guess.
00:22:46No pupa skin!
00:22:51Welcome aboard!
00:22:56Bless these long eyes!
00:22:58Come on, right this way to your quarters!
00:23:02I'm gonna be a swashbuckler!
00:23:04Yeah!
00:23:05What do you think, Captain?
00:23:07Pure heart.
00:23:09Innocent mind.
00:23:11Desperate to be a big guy.
00:23:13He's perfect.
00:23:17Ahoy, Krabs!
00:23:20Long time no see!
00:23:22Please!
00:23:23Go take Spongebob!
00:23:26You'll never see him again!
00:23:28He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:23:32Woo-hoo!
00:23:34I'm back!
00:23:45Sit up your trousers, me hearties!
00:23:48A trip to the underworld is not for the fainter boss!
00:23:57Sit up your trousers, me hearties!
00:24:01A trip to the underworld is not for the fainter boss!
00:24:07Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do?
00:24:11Sorry, I don't speak do.
00:24:13I'll be blustering and bragging, filling that boy's head with adventure!
00:24:17I drove him right into the tender mercies of that monster!
00:24:21The flying Dutchman!
00:24:23Look, Eugene, you can't blame yourself!
00:24:27Mr. Krabs.
00:24:27Say what?
00:24:28Call me Mr. Krabs.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Look, Mr. Krabs!
00:24:34There you go.
00:24:35You know what?
00:24:35It is your fault!
00:24:37You're right, Squidward!
00:24:38Which is why we gotta go save him!
00:24:40Hold it!
00:24:41You don't think I'm actually participating in this fool's errand, do you?
00:24:46I know you are!
00:24:47Because if you don't, I'll devote you to fry cook!
00:24:51Permanently!
00:24:52But the grease inflames my acne!
00:24:58Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:25:10So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh?
00:25:14There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward!
00:25:19Why was I worried?
00:25:20Nice to see me old girl still fits, eh?
00:25:28What the...
00:25:29Huh?
00:25:32Hmm...
00:25:32Not bad.
00:25:35And to get us there in style, say hello to our noble vessel, the Petty Blaster!
00:25:42Hey!
00:25:43We might actually be safe on this adventure, driving a...
00:25:49Winnebago!
00:25:50We can't lose in a Winnebago, Mr. Squidward!
00:25:54H-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g!
00:26:08A realm of dark magic called the Underworld!
00:26:13Under where?
00:26:15Huh, underwear.
00:26:16Huh, huh, huh, huh.
00:26:18Well, how do we get there?
00:26:19First, we've got to find the magical portal.
00:26:22Then, navigate the slime river through unimaginable terrors.
00:26:27And if we survive, this is where we find SpongeBob.
00:26:33Challenge Cove?
00:26:34That's where the Dutchman can use SpongeBob to break his curse!
00:26:38And if we don't get down there in time to stop him, our favorite fry cook is doomed!
00:26:45Now, settle up! We got no time to waste!
00:26:59Full disclosure, that's farther than I thought we'd get.
00:27:02Off the clutch, Jerry!
00:27:07Woo-hoo!
00:27:22Welcome to the Underworld!
00:27:37Maybe I'm not ready for this place.
00:27:40Ah, yes, the Underworld can be terrifying to most, but not to a brave big guy like yourself!
00:27:48You think I'm brave?
00:27:51Ah, you laugh at danger!
00:27:58I mean...
00:28:00You can do better than that!
00:28:04I can't hear you!
00:28:06No, no!
00:28:12Don't worry, Patrick!
00:28:14We love the danger!
00:28:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:17Huh?
00:28:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:22Ha-ha!
00:28:23Huh?
00:28:25Incoming!
00:28:47Oh, my God!
00:29:05Oh, you were right, Dutchman! I'm not afraid of the underworld!
00:29:12Glad to hear it, lad!
00:29:14I'm not afraid either!
00:29:16Who cares?
00:29:17SpongeBob, I want you to think of me as your swashbuckling guru and your friend.
00:29:26Look! More danger!
00:29:39Captain, this slubber is a complete barnacle brain.
00:29:43Are you sure he's the one?
00:29:45True, he don't have physical prowess or pirating ability, but the boy's got the very thing we need.
00:29:55Staggering stupidity.
00:29:57He won't figure out the truth until it's way too late when we finally break my curse!
00:30:05Break your curse!
00:30:08My curse!
00:30:10Your curse!
00:30:11Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:30:13Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:30:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:30:17What are we laughing about?
00:30:18Ha ha ha!
00:30:19Oh, nothing lad!
00:30:27According to the map, the gates to the underworld lie in the most horrible place imaginable.
00:30:39Bikini Bottom High.
00:30:41Aye, dangerous waters.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:45Nice ride.
00:30:47Losers!
00:30:48See what I mean?
00:30:51Yeah!
00:30:52Ha ha ha!
00:30:53Oh!
00:31:00Whoa!
00:31:01Whoa!
00:31:02Whoa!
00:31:05Whoa!
00:31:06Whoa!
00:31:07Whoa!
00:31:07Eww!
00:31:14Squidward Tentacles!
00:31:16Coach Tuna!
00:31:18You still owe me laps!
00:31:45We're close!
00:31:48I can smell it!
00:31:50Me too!
00:31:56Are you, Davy?
00:31:58No man, I'm Phil!
00:32:00Davy's over there!
00:32:02There she blows!
00:32:04Davy Jones' locker!
00:32:07The entrance to the underworld!
00:32:28If you're gonna be a swashbuckler,
00:32:30you're gonna dress the fort!
00:32:34Now step out, lad!
00:32:37Let's get a look at ya!
00:32:40Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit?
00:32:43Absolutely!
00:32:45Standard issue!
00:32:46Really?
00:32:48That safety suit should keep him alive
00:32:52long enough to break my curse!
00:32:54Your curse!
00:32:56Come on, Barb!
00:32:58Read the room!
00:32:59Hold it!
00:33:00No!
00:33:03This is all wrong!
00:33:05Let's find something else!
00:33:07Wait! Mind your business!
00:33:13Fashion show!
00:33:14This feels much better!
00:33:16I don't think that's quite right, lad!
00:33:19I agree, Dutchie!
00:33:21It's missing one thing!
00:33:26What?
00:33:30Pink guy's driving me nuts!
00:33:33He's distracting the fool!
00:33:34Their friendship is a problem!
00:33:37That's why we work so well together, Barb!
00:33:40We've never been friends!
00:33:42Exactly!
00:33:43I...
00:33:43Wait, what?
00:33:45We'll have to take care of that one!
00:33:50Land ho!
00:33:50Whoa!
00:33:53Whoa!
00:33:55Whoa!
00:33:57Whoa!
00:33:57We've arrived at Challenge Cove!
00:34:01The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler!
00:34:04Woo-hoo!
00:34:06Ah!
00:34:07Ha!
00:34:12Ha!
00:34:13Ha!
00:34:15Ha!
00:34:17Ha!
00:34:19Ha!
00:34:20Ha!
00:34:20Ha!
00:34:21Ha!
00:34:23Ha!
00:34:24Ha!
00:34:24Are you sure about this?
00:34:26Don't worry, Mr. Squidward!
00:34:28I've got everything under control!
00:34:32These creatures look friendly enough, huh?
00:34:36Ha!
00:34:37Ha!
00:34:39Ha!
00:34:39Ha!
00:34:40Ha!
00:34:40Ha!
00:34:41That was the scariest thing I ever saw!
00:34:44Ha!
00:34:49Ha!
00:34:50Ha!
00:34:54Ha!
00:34:54Ha!
00:34:55Ha!
00:34:55Ha!
00:34:56Ha!
00:34:57Hmm?
00:35:05Here's an idea. We go home, and you hire a new freight car!
00:35:12What do you think, Gary?
00:35:18Spongebob's first Krusty Krab ID card.
00:35:22Look at him. So yellow.
00:35:26That answers that.
00:35:33Is that where we have to go?
00:35:35Aye. To succeed, you must reach that X.
00:35:38And then I'll get my certificate.
00:35:41Right after you make it up to the next X.
00:35:44And then up to that one, and up to the next one, and then up again, and up there.
00:35:50How high do I have to go?
00:35:51To the top, lad. If you make it there and blow that hornpipe...
00:35:55Oh, you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:35:58Mr. Krabs will be so proud if I can do it.
00:36:02Oh, it'll be easy.
00:36:04We'll get through these challenges together.
00:36:08Starting with the new intestinal fortitude.
00:36:12To begin, we'll walk that path until we...
00:36:17Not so fast!
00:36:21You said we have to walk this path.
00:36:25But this is clearly a road.
00:36:31You're right, Patrick. It is a road.
00:36:34I know.
00:36:35Tartar sauce. Now what are we going to do?
00:36:37I know.
00:36:38What difference does it make?
00:36:40You say road, I say path.
00:36:42I say potato, you say potato!
00:36:45No, I don't.
00:36:45I say string cheese.
00:36:47Oh, string cheese.
00:36:50String cheese.
00:36:52String cheese.
00:36:53String cheese.
00:36:53A road of string cheese.
00:36:55String cheese road.
00:36:57String cheese expressway.
00:37:00String cheese castle!
00:37:02I can't shake it!
00:37:04Bob, no! Killing him might tip him off!
00:37:06What do you say we go beat these challenges? Road or no road?
00:37:10Waaah!
00:37:12Waaah!
00:37:13Waaah!
00:37:13Waaah!
00:37:14Watch out for the skeleton guardians!
00:37:17Waaah!
00:37:18Waaah!
00:37:19Watch out for them!
00:37:20Waaah!
00:37:21Watch out for the wa-oof?
00:37:24Not sure what that means.
00:37:25Plus, it's hard to hear with all the...
00:37:29...sounds.
00:37:30Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that important.
00:37:35Patrick, I think these are the guys who are gonna...
00:37:39...fortify our intestines!
00:37:41Yay!
00:37:43Waaah!
00:37:44Bob!
00:37:45We gotta reach that nitwisp before he gets killed!
00:37:48Definitely trying, sir!
00:37:50What do you think?
00:37:52Path?
00:37:53Or road?
00:37:56Ugh!
00:37:57Can someone hand me my eyebrows?
00:38:00Short play, huh?
00:38:02I think my skills will satisfy.
00:38:06Dodge!
00:38:07Parry!
00:38:07Thrust!
00:38:08Flié!
00:38:12Patrick!
00:38:21What if Mr. Krabs was right, then I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy?
00:38:26That wouldn't be good.
00:38:27Stop, Patrick!
00:38:28What are we gonna do?
00:38:36You're asking the wrong question, lad!
00:38:40Mr. Krabs?
00:38:42If you wanna get out of this pickle, you're gonna have to start acting like a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler!
00:38:49Well, how do I do that?
00:38:51You start by asking the right question!
00:38:55It's not, what are we gonna do?
00:38:58It's, what would I do?
00:39:01What would I do?
00:39:03Huh?
00:39:03No!
00:39:04No, no, me!
00:39:05What would me do?
00:39:07Not you!
00:39:08Me!
00:39:09Mr. Krabs!
00:39:10Mr. Krabs!
00:39:10What would I do?
00:39:12Oh!
00:39:13That makes way more sense.
00:39:21So, how does it... does this end, or...?
00:39:24Wake up!
00:39:26Ah!
00:39:26Patrick!
00:39:27Maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs, we can make our way through this!
00:39:30Why didn't I think of that?
00:39:32Because you're not a swashbuckler-certificate recipient in lovemaking!
00:39:37Bob!
00:39:38Do you spy the monocles?!
00:39:40Sorry, sir!
00:39:41I don't...
00:39:42Wait!
00:39:43Hey!
00:39:43Look at me!
00:39:51Arg!
00:39:52Arg!
00:39:53I'm no bubble blower!
00:39:55I'm a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler!
00:39:58Rough-and-tumble is the day as long!
00:40:01They don't come as rough-and-tumble as me!
00:40:04Rough-and-tumble!
00:40:05Tumble and...
00:40:06What?!
00:40:15Look at me!
00:40:17Ruffle-and-tumble!
00:40:18Ruffle!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:21Ah!
00:40:22Ah!
00:40:22Oof!
00:40:24SpongeBob?
00:40:25These look like...
00:40:27Our intestines!
00:40:29And they're...
00:40:31Fortified!
00:40:32This means I passed the first challenge!
00:40:35Whoa-hooo!
00:40:36Look at my wiggle!
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:38Look at us!
00:40:39Wiggle-wobble!
00:40:40Peek-a-boo!
00:40:42Ha-ha!
00:40:43Hair-do-do!
00:40:45Woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:40:47Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:48Ha-ha!
00:40:50Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:53Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:54Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:55Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:55What is happening?
00:40:57Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:01Ha-ha-ha!
00:41:02Ha-ha-ha!
00:41:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:06Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:41:18Yes, sir! Look!
00:41:24Yes!
00:41:27Yes!
00:41:31Yes!
00:41:39Huh? Spidebob?
00:41:42Uh-oh! You know what that means, Mr. Krabs.
00:41:45I'm in deep shrimp.
00:41:49SpongeBob!
00:41:51Polar Land!
00:41:57Woo-hoo!
00:41:59On to challenge number two!
00:42:05Shiloh?
00:42:08Bad news, sir. Krabs is following us.
00:42:11What?!
00:42:12No, no, no!
00:42:13If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth and ruin everything!
00:42:17Oh, Bob, it's been so long and I'm so close!
00:42:23I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir.
00:42:26He ain't gonna last long in the underworld.
00:42:38Huh?
00:42:39Huh?
00:42:40Where's that music coming from?
00:42:42Hmm, not bad.
00:42:57Huh?
00:42:59Huh?
00:43:06Huh?
00:43:07Greetings, travelers. Come play with us.
00:43:11Come play?
00:43:13Cover your ears, Squidward!
00:43:15Those are sirens!
00:43:16Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap!
00:43:20Light on, losers!
00:43:22Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:43:25Squidward! We gotta save SpongeBob!
00:43:28Uh-huh!
00:43:31There's no time for a solo!
00:43:33There's always time for a solo!
00:43:55There's always time for a solo!
00:43:57Oh, now I gotta save that good-for-nothing, easy-listening layabout!
00:44:01Help me!
00:44:02Help me!
00:44:03Help me!
00:44:04Help me!
00:44:05Help me!
00:44:05Wait down!
00:44:06Ah!
00:44:07Ah!
00:44:08There's gotta be something in here that'll help, Squidward.
00:44:11Hmm.
00:44:12Whoa!
00:44:14Huh?
00:44:15Better hurry up!
00:44:16Or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy.
00:44:20Ahh!
00:44:23Whoa!
00:44:25Bandages? No!
00:44:26Antiseptic? No!
00:44:27Flare gun? No!
00:44:28Rip me, Snow!
00:44:29Whoa!
00:44:32No, no you don't!
00:44:35Whoa!
00:44:52No more wasted time, Squidward!
00:44:54We might already be too late!
00:45:05You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges.
00:45:08All I gotta do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, and I'll be swashbuckling in no time.
00:45:13To Mr. Krabs!
00:45:15Big eyes!
00:45:22Oh, what are they doing now?
00:45:24Arby, you can celebrate later, lad!
00:45:27Let's head to the next challenge!
00:45:32SpongeBob!
00:45:35Whee!
00:45:37His pink friend is slowing us down!
00:45:40Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir.
00:45:42I'll explain how we do things around here!
00:45:48Okay, chill out, Bob.
00:45:50I have a better idea.
00:45:56SpongeBob!
00:45:57SpongeBob!
00:45:57Swashbucklers don't spend their time seahorsing around!
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling?
00:46:05Not good!
00:46:07What about butt wiggling?
00:46:11Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob.
00:46:15That's not true!
00:46:17I wanna be a big guy more than anything!
00:46:19Well, if you want to be someone big, you're gonna have to leave some of your swarm ways behind!
00:46:27Huh?
00:46:28Huh?
00:46:30Huh?
00:46:31Huh?
00:46:34Huh?
00:46:35Huh?
00:46:36Huh?
00:46:36Huh?
00:46:38Huh?
00:46:39Okay.
00:46:40No more seahorsing around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:43Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:48Huh?
00:46:50Huh?
00:46:50Huh?
00:46:52Huh?
00:46:52Welcome to the Enderworld!
00:46:55For what premise is to be an exciting contest, we're just moments away from challenge number two!
00:47:03Tell me, Barb!
00:47:05Will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:09Uh...
00:47:10Yes!
00:47:11There's, uh, no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform!
00:47:16It could be a charging ball climb!
00:47:18Or a terrifying jelly hook!
00:47:21Hope it's not my third grade math teacher!
00:47:23She scares the heck out of me!
00:47:25Heh heh!
00:47:26Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot!
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger!
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high, inhaling all the way from Bikini Bottom...
00:47:36My best friend, SpongeBird Squishorts!
00:47:42This bubble blower has got a lot to prove!
00:47:45If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler!
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy!
00:47:53But I believe in you, big guy!
00:47:57Huh?
00:47:58Now, go get him!
00:47:59Big guy!
00:48:00Big guy!
00:48:01Big guy!
00:48:02Big guy!
00:48:02Big guy!
00:48:02Big guy!
00:48:03Big guy!
00:48:07Yikes!
00:48:14Big guy!
00:48:17Big guy!
00:48:18Big guy!
00:48:22Big guy!
00:48:23Big guy!
00:48:25Big guy!
00:48:26Big guy!
00:48:28Big guy!
00:48:29Big guy!
00:48:29Big guy!
00:48:30Big guy!
00:48:34Big guy!
00:48:35Oh, yeah!
00:48:37Whee!
00:48:39Woo-hoo!
00:48:41Oh, yeah!
00:48:43Yeah, baby!
00:48:45Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:48:47Woo-hoo!
00:48:52Woo-hoo!
00:48:53Woo-hoo!
00:48:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:00Ooh, your lucky brick.
00:49:02Oh, yeah!
00:49:07Oh, yeah!
00:49:10Ah!
00:49:11Ah!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:20Oh!
00:49:24Whee!
00:49:26Whoa!
00:49:28Uh!
00:49:38I'm going to die.
00:50:22We interrupt this movie for an important message from Paramount Studios.
00:50:26This picture's gone completely off the rails.
00:50:30The only thing that can save it is some serious star power.
00:50:34Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie pronto.
00:50:38Howdy-do, SpongeBob.
00:50:42That's not what I meant.
00:50:45Who is it?
00:50:47Hey, what?
00:50:48Get out of here.
00:50:49Get out.
00:51:07Get out.
00:51:26Woo-hoo!
00:51:28Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now.
00:51:31He'd finally see what I've been seeing all along.
00:51:35A swatch buckler in the making.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:39Really.
00:51:40But remember, if you want to become a true big guy, you have to stay focused.
00:51:46Got it.
00:51:47Focused.
00:51:47Bubble break!
00:51:50You had me at bubble.
00:51:55Let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber.
00:51:59With the banana slap twist blister.
00:52:07Huh?
00:52:09Huh?
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:10Um, sounds fun, Patrick, but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
00:52:16What?
00:52:16Well, it's just, you know, I have this other thing I'm doing.
00:52:21Well, you mean, you don't want to blow bubbles with me?
00:52:32I really want to, but...
00:52:34That's okay.
00:52:35It's just that I should...
00:52:37No, it's fine.
00:52:39Pat.
00:52:39I'm not crying.
00:52:41It's just raining on my face.
00:52:45Ah, don't worry about your friend.
00:52:47You can make it up to him once you're a swatch buckler.
00:52:51Well, I guess.
00:52:53Good lad.
00:52:54Just keep your eyes on the prize.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:00Almost there.
00:53:02You're pushing this tub way too hard.
00:53:05We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob.
00:53:07Can't stop.
00:53:08Won't stop.
00:53:09No stop.
00:53:17We stopped.
00:53:19Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
00:53:23Why didn't I just show you how to be a swatch buckler when you asked?
00:53:28You never told me how much you cared.
00:53:31I couldn't.
00:53:32Emotions that are emotional are hard for me.
00:53:36Well, it doesn't matter now.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39You're stuck, so I'm doomed.
00:53:43Goodbye.
00:53:43Goodbye.
00:53:45Quick, we've got to fix this camper.
00:53:48We've got to fix it.
00:53:49Oh, sure.
00:53:50Let's go pop into an auto parts store and get what we need.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:57Good eye, Gary.
00:53:59Does this seem a little convenient?
00:54:01Nonsense.
00:54:02These big box stores are everywhere.
00:54:09Spare tire, exhaust pipe, tire urn, and oil.
00:54:14Oil, oil, oil.
00:54:15Where's the oil?
00:54:16Just ask somebody.
00:54:19Hello?
00:54:20We need some oil over here.
00:54:22Hello?
00:54:25Hello?
00:54:27Where is everybody?
00:54:30Hello?
00:54:31That might be our cue to go.
00:54:34Huh, there's someone's shoe.
00:54:37And there's the other one.
00:54:49What kind of big box store is this?
00:54:55Run!
00:54:59Run!
00:55:02I see the exit!
00:55:05I see the exit!
00:55:30What's the plan, Mr. Kraff?
00:55:33Meow.
00:55:35Meow.
00:55:35It looks hungry.
00:55:37And it's getting closer.
00:55:38Meow.
00:55:40Say the word.
00:55:42Any time now.
00:55:44Sooner than better.
00:55:45Meow.
00:55:50Meow.
00:55:51Meow.
00:55:54Meow.
00:55:55Meow.
00:55:56Meow.
00:55:59Meow.
00:56:00Meow.
00:56:00Meow.
00:56:01Meow.
00:56:06Hey, I found the oil.
00:56:08Meow.
00:56:09Meow.
00:56:12Bye-bye, Krabby.
00:56:22Hehehehe
00:56:23Barb?
00:56:24What do you do when your best friend doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:32Well, I, uh...
00:56:36Thanks!
00:56:37Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:46This is it, lad. The last challenge. Finish this, and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:56Let's do it.
00:57:11Ready, Dutch?
00:57:12Bang it!
00:57:30Ta-da!
00:57:32Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35And intestinal fortitude! You did them all! I knew you were special, man!
00:57:42ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:57:51Oh.
00:58:01Look at that!
00:58:02Oh, inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become.
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy.
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up.
00:58:23Ride that big guy roller coaster.
00:58:26Yes, yes, roller co...
00:58:27Wait, you mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:31Well, of course. We all have dreams. What's yours?
00:58:36What? Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and the
00:58:46wind blows through your hair.
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica!
00:58:53Oh, look at me, chattering like a cabin boy. Let's get going!
00:58:58Stop right there!
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish!
00:59:08Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Oh, Tata sauce!
00:59:15Are you okay, boyo? Did you get hurt at all? Any bumps, bruises, scratches?
00:59:19I'm so glad we found you!
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary.
00:59:31We're here to rescue you!
00:59:33From him!
00:59:34Whoa, whoa! Now, hold on, Krabs!
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger.
00:59:38The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler.
00:59:40Just like you!
00:59:41Ooh! Ooh!
00:59:42Oh-ho!
00:59:44Well, you see, I, uh...
00:59:46You wanna tell him?
00:59:47Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Ooh!
00:59:51It's about me past, lad.
00:59:54I embellished a few of the...
00:59:56finer details.
01:00:00I did spend my youth at sea, but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute. You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye. And like you, I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:19But nobody believed in me.
01:00:21They said I was a...
01:00:23bubble-blowing baby boy!
01:00:25Ow!
01:00:26I was so ashamed.
01:00:29And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:39Oh?
01:00:42A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler
01:00:46and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home,
01:00:59tail between me legs.
01:01:01I had many adventures at Seaboy,
01:01:03but I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:22For a kid's video!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:33But I'm telling you the truth now.
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you!
01:01:37No, he's not.
01:01:38He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:40I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler.
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys.
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:04No, Spongebob!
01:02:06Wait!
01:02:09Hurry, lad!
01:02:11On the pedestal!
01:02:15Spongebob!
01:02:16Don't do it!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no!
01:02:22No, no, no!
01:02:24Come on, now!
01:02:27Hurry!
01:02:29Hurry!
01:02:29Run!
01:02:49Too late, Crabby!
01:02:54They saved your lids!
01:02:57Gotcha!
01:02:59No, no!
01:03:07Ooh! Swashbuckler shine!
01:03:10It's not swashbuckler shine!
01:03:13Yeah, no. It ain't.
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:50What?
01:03:52I tricked you!
01:03:54Oh, you're such a big guy!
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler!
01:04:01It's all been a big lie!
01:04:03And you fell for it!
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:07Huh?
01:04:08Uh-oh, no!
01:04:16Hang on to your square derriere!
01:04:21Guess who's cursed now!
01:04:27All hail the new Flying Bob Dutchpants!
01:04:35Huh?
01:04:36Oh, Mr. Krabs!
01:04:39You were right about him!
01:04:41Huh?
01:04:41Mr. Krabs!
01:04:43Ugh!
01:04:45Looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too!
01:04:48Ha ha ha!
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir!
01:04:52Ha ha ha!
01:04:54You tricked me!
01:04:57You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me!
01:05:06No!
01:05:07Please, Mr. Dutchman, sir!
01:05:09I changed my mind!
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore!
01:05:13Oh, don't fret, sailor!
01:05:16All you need to do is find someone to trick into trading places with you!
01:05:21It only took me a...
01:05:23Let's see...
01:05:26500 years!
01:05:29Ooh!
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home!
01:05:37Yep!
01:05:37We gotta run!
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:41Wait!
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:45I don't need you anymore!
01:05:48Ha ha ha ha!
01:05:49Ha ha ha ha!
01:05:50No!
01:05:52No!
01:06:02No!
01:06:07No!
01:06:07No!
01:06:09No!
01:06:12No!
01:06:12What have I done?
01:06:15It's not your fault, lad.
01:06:17It was my lion that led you here.
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts.
01:06:23Forever.
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:28Forever.
01:06:30Forever, forever?
01:06:33Forever, forever.
01:06:37Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever!
01:06:44One more!
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:48Ghost Captain's Log.
01:06:50Tuesday, the 4,732nd, in the month of forever, in the year of eternity.
01:06:56Eternity.
01:07:07I had it all.
01:07:09Good job.
01:07:10Great friends.
01:07:11I should've stayed a bubble blower.
01:07:15She'll always be a bubble blower to me.
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick.
01:07:20I can't believe what a jerk I was.
01:07:22Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do.
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
01:07:39You made a deal with the Dutchman.
01:07:42It's hopeless.
01:07:43Oh, no.
01:07:45Bart?
01:07:47We're not letting that son of a perch win yet.
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal.
01:07:53And I know what's in the fine print.
01:07:57Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the Official Pirate Curse Rulebook of 1586,
01:08:02it is hereby stipulated that the recipient of an officially designated curse
01:08:04is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify all baits and burdens through demolition
01:08:07if done so within the morrow, and so on, and so forth, and if it's the right word.
01:08:09Of course!
01:08:10Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse.
01:08:15How do you understand that?
01:08:17I don't know.
01:08:20Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface.
01:08:25The surface? I can get us there.
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time.
01:08:38When the sun sets, the curse is permanent.
01:08:43I told you!
01:08:44I don't know!
01:08:50Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:56Bye, SpongeBob!
01:08:57You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What? Where?
01:09:03Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:07I'll give you guys a ride home.
01:09:11Remember, Boyo!
01:09:12Break the hornpipe and reverse the curse!
01:09:16Right! Break the pipe, reverse the curse!
01:09:19Break the pipe, reverse that curse!
01:09:26Break it! Break it!
01:09:27Break it!
01:09:28Break it!
01:09:28Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:31Break it!
01:09:32Break it!
01:09:33We made it!
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here!
01:09:39The Dutchman could be anywhere!
01:09:41Well, we'd better find him quick!
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause!
01:09:50I'm here, surface world.
01:09:55And I am ready...
01:09:59To party!
01:10:02Let's go!
01:10:08Come on!
01:10:11What the hell is going on?
01:10:14Let's go!
01:10:14Let's go!
01:10:21Let's go!
01:10:24Let's go!
01:10:26Come on!
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Let's go!
01:10:32Come on, him!
01:10:43Santa Monica, whoo-hoo, paradise!
01:11:02Break that pipe!
01:11:04Weverse that curse!
01:11:23You!
01:11:24Quick, grab the hornpipe!
01:11:26No!
01:11:27What are you doing here?
01:11:29I served my time as Dutchman, and I'm not going back!
01:11:33You will if we break that hornpipe!
01:11:36Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go!
01:11:44Oh, no!
01:12:04A rollercoaster?
01:12:05Why did it have to be a rollercoaster?
01:12:08Come on, Frenchman, we gotta stop him!
01:12:10Hey, there he is!
01:12:13Dude, no cuts!
01:12:15Oh, right.
01:12:15Sorry.
01:12:18Hmph!
01:12:21Ah!
01:12:24Ah!
01:12:25Ah!
01:12:27Ah!
01:12:2830 minutes later.
01:12:30Ah!
01:12:31Woohoo!
01:12:33Next.
01:12:34See your sunset!
01:12:37After those pasty white legs!
01:12:44He's getting away!
01:12:46Jump!
01:12:46Yeah!
01:12:48Made it!
01:12:49Oh, no!
01:12:51I'm on a rollercoaster!
01:12:57Huh?
01:12:58You gotta be kidding me!
01:13:02What?
01:13:03Hold on, SpongeBob Scanty Bears!
01:13:11I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:13No, SpongeBob!
01:13:14No, SpongeBob!
01:13:15What you gotta do is stay on this thing and get that hornpipe!
01:13:20Well, how am I gonna do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question.
01:13:24What would you do?
01:13:28What would you do?
01:13:30What would you do?
01:13:30No!
01:13:31Not me!
01:13:31Look!
01:13:32You!
01:13:32SpongeBob!
01:13:33What would you do?
01:13:35Huh?
01:13:35How's that gonna help?
01:13:37You said it yourself.
01:13:38I'm not a big guy.
01:13:40I'm just a bubble blower.
01:13:42Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:45They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude than any swashbuckler
01:13:50I ever met.
01:13:52SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're smart and loving and brave and grateful and just fun to be around.
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am!
01:14:08And you're the only one who can break our curse!
01:14:10So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:15Well, I'd blow a bubble.
01:14:17Then get blowing, you bubble-blowing big baby guy!
01:14:21That sun's about to set!
01:14:36Bulldoglet!
01:14:37Don't look down, bubble boy!
01:14:41I'm coming for ya!
01:14:44Persistent little barnacle!
01:14:48Give me that!
01:14:53Wiener!
01:14:53Wiener!
01:14:54Wiener!
01:14:54Ten o'clock!
01:14:55Out!
01:14:55Huh?
01:14:58Aaaaaaah!
01:15:00Holy...
01:15:01Huh?
01:15:02I gotcha, lad!
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:05Now let's go get that horn pipe!
01:15:08Uh-oh!
01:15:09Uh-oh!
01:15:09Uh-oh!
01:15:10Miss me?
01:15:11Uh-oh!
01:15:12I came here to do two things.
01:15:15Kick butt, and blow bubbles.
01:15:18Looks like I'm all out of butt.
01:15:31Hey!
01:15:33What are you doing?
01:15:36Cut it out!
01:15:38Get back!
01:15:39Uh-oh!
01:15:40Uh-oh!
01:15:40Uh-oh!
01:15:45Uh-oh!
01:15:46Aaaaaaah!
01:15:50Aaaaaaah!
01:15:51Seriously?!
01:15:52Uh-oh!
01:15:52Uh-oh!
01:15:52Blow in a bubble was your big plan, baby boy?!
01:15:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:15:57Ah!
01:15:57Hmm?
01:15:59Ah!
01:16:03Whoa!
01:16:06Whoa!
01:16:07Whoa!
01:16:10Huh?
01:16:16Oh, the poor boy!
01:16:18He's lost his mind!
01:16:20I'm fine, Mr. Krabs.
01:16:21It just sickled my belly.
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun.
01:16:39It doesn't even matter. Once the sun sets, I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look!
01:16:49It's your bubble!
01:16:53Hey Dutchman, what happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win! I win!
01:17:02I win!
01:17:10My hornpipe!
01:17:30Woohoo!
01:17:32Huh?
01:17:34No!
01:17:41Oh, fish sticks!
01:17:44Ahem!
01:17:47Avast Barb!
01:17:49No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:53What say we pick up where we left off?
01:17:57Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:03Oh, outdone by a bubble blower!
01:18:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:18:23For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble-blowing ability, it is my
01:18:34great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants with the official Big Guy Certificate.
01:18:41Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow!
01:18:46It's...
01:18:48Isn't it beautiful?
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook, all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:55Oh!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best bubble-blowing buddy in the whole wide
01:19:08world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, SpongeBob.
01:19:39This calls for...
01:19:41An extra special bubble blow!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:46Woo-hoo!
01:19:49Woo-hoo!
01:19:52Oh!
01:19:56Huh?
01:19:58Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug!
01:20:01Is this really necessary?
01:20:04Ow!
01:20:06You're right, Gary.
01:20:07It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:14Oh, yeah!
01:20:17I can't believe they forgot me!
01:20:20Bobby's thinking for the...
01:20:24The big stuff!
01:20:27Who do you think you are?
01:20:30It's the big stuff!
01:20:31The big stuff!
01:20:37You're so happy!
01:20:38Stop playing with him, Gary!
01:20:41Megap!
01:20:42Big God!
01:20:42Big God!
01:20:43Big, big God!
01:20:44Big God!
01:20:45Big God!
01:20:45Spongebob!
01:20:45Big God!
01:20:46Pants!
01:20:47Okay!
01:20:47Spongebob!
01:20:47Big God!
01:20:48Big, big God!
01:20:52Big God!
01:20:55Spongebob!
01:20:56Big God!
01:20:56Big God!
01:20:56Pants!
01:20:57Okay, off the wake up, I'm feeling my best, I bend over, I do my little stretch, ain't
01:21:02a jellyfish, but I'm the catch, feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest, I blow
01:21:06bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup, I be locked in like, no, this isn't love, eating fancy
01:21:11like, no, this isn't chump, with my bestie like, everything's fun, big guy, big guy,
01:21:16big, big guy, big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay,
01:21:22big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy,
01:21:30pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, big things about a half in a day, I woke up
01:21:33feeling a brand new way, dancing the world in a brand new way, Spongebob, big guy, pants
01:21:38okay, tight tits, square hips, doing a dance in my big guy pants, but that is the top of
01:21:44the list I am, and on my plus they came fresh out of clam, big guy, big guy, big guy,
01:21:50big
01:21:51guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy,
01:21:58pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy,
01:22:03big guy, big guy, big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob,
01:22:06big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy,
01:22:09big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy,
01:22:11big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay, Spongebob, big guy,
01:22:20Okay, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, Spongebob, big guy, Pants Okay.
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