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M.I.A. - Season 1 Episode 4 - Can't Hardly Carlito
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00:04You
00:13What do you think things brutal do you see well Furnies wasn't a worthy leader
00:18Couldn't comprehend the consequences of his actions Caravaggio's message. He's a warning beware the perils of prideful men
00:25Mr.. Boom job is yours. My brother will see you both out
00:30Why'd you change your mind? We need a killer with him. We need a thinker you don't know better off
00:35Former spits nuts better off find out and I die
00:38I didn't tell you to kill him. He was gonna expose you to feather off the call was mine to
00:43make
00:44Hey
00:46No one told me you were twins
00:48What you and my mom no one
00:51Ever mentioned that look I can pull strings in the club throw you a few shifts a week
00:56It's important to create a balanced ecosystem with the right elements and ratios of people beautiful women
01:01celebrities and gangsters
01:10I lost him who did he lose one of the twelve was here
01:26I'm
01:27I'm
01:27I'm
01:28I
01:31I'm
01:54I'm
01:55I'm
01:55I'm
02:09You know there are times where I think the nurse is the lucky one, caring for you in
02:19the afterlife.
02:26Should it be me?
02:33I gave you my word that I would help your sons protect them the same way you protected me
02:42years ago.
02:44That is a debt I can never repay.
03:00I'm doing my best to serve Matteo.
03:05It's just a pale imitation of you, old friend.
03:21I miss you.
03:37Why betas?
03:39They are long wolves of the sea.
03:41Your mom was like that sometimes.
03:45Come on, get in while they're hot.
04:00This is delicious.
04:01You act like you never had tostones.
04:03Homemade?
04:04Nope.
04:05Your mom never made this?
04:06Never.
04:08They were our favorite snack.
04:10Yeah, maybe that's why.
04:14You still camping out in your car?
04:16That's better than it sounds.
04:18Tell you what, I'm heading out of town this weekend to a conference.
04:21Why don't you stay here?
04:22Really?
04:23You've been working hard at the club.
04:24Might be nice to sleep a couple of nights in a real bed.
04:27Oh my God, seriously?
04:29There's some things I need you to take care of from me.
04:31Name them.
04:32Fijia Jane, but only...
04:34Twice a day, because overfeeding leads to gastrointestinal issues.
04:36And cover the aquarium if there's a full moon.
04:38They like to jump in it.
04:40I had betas when I was done.
04:41Mm.
04:42The plants.
04:43Ice cube for the orchid.
04:45And as for thorny lady...
04:47The cactus?
04:49They only need water every two to four weeks.
04:51I said good money to her.
04:52She needs love too.
04:54Thorny lady, you're loved.
04:56Anything else?
04:58No drinking, no drugs, no parties, no sleepovers.
05:01And we have two friends.
05:01Great.
05:02Keep it that way.
05:05Now get out of here before you leave for work.
05:07Let me hide.
05:11Let me hide, yeah.
05:15Let me hide, yeah.
05:18Let me hide.
05:18Let me hide.
05:19What?
05:20What's going on?
05:23Yeah, I'm not broken.
05:25I'm not broken.
05:25Let me hide.
05:27Let me hide.
05:28Let me hide.
05:31Let me hide.
05:33Let me hide.
05:33Let me hide.
05:34Let me hide.
05:50Hello.
05:52Very quiet.
06:00Let me hide!
06:02I'm done.
06:07Hey, I know this is kind of random, but I saw you here the other night.
06:12You were with this guy.
06:13I can't really hear you.
06:15You were with this guy.
06:16He had a neck tattoo.
06:17You guys were arguing.
06:21That's clean enough to do lipo on.
06:23Okay, after, where are the fucking drinks?
06:25Hey, you fireback girls.
06:26Get up and hold it up.
06:27Yeah?
06:38Hey, Sunshine, help me out.
06:41Always.
06:42Neck Tattoo's girl is here.
06:43I want to get his name, but I need to get her name first.
06:46She's tricky.
06:47Wage.
06:48Over there.
06:49The blonde in front.
06:50Okay.
06:52We will get her another drink.
06:54Good idea.
07:06Margaritaville down the street.
07:08It's funny.
07:10I'm not here for a party.
07:12Then you're in the wrong place.
07:14I'm here to speak with Carmen Tiger, your head of security.
07:20She's not working tonight.
07:22Well, uh, what's the best way to reach her?
07:26She's not big on strangers.
07:28I'm not a stranger.
07:30Just a friend.
07:33I'll grab you a card.
07:42Here you go.
07:51All right.
07:54Roundest drinks to the hottest ladies here on the house.
07:57Amazing.
07:58Your girl's about to brown out tonight.
08:02Mon ami.
08:08You good?
08:09You want a different drink?
08:10Yeah, more like ten.
08:12Uh, one of those days, oui.
08:17Menteuable.
08:25Yeah.
08:25Mm-hmm.
08:27You want a pic for IG?
08:28Show him what he's missing?
08:32Yeah.
08:34Yeah.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Okay, come on.
08:35Sure.
08:36Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.
08:38Very nice.
08:39Very nice, ladies.
08:41Very nice.
08:42Is that cute?
08:43Yeah.
08:45Yeah.
09:00Come on, where is he?
09:07Ah, he's not tagged.
09:09Yeah, when I asked London about him, she asked me out.
09:12Getting to know people like London takes more time.
09:14You have to hang out.
09:17Party with her.
09:19That's a great idea.
09:21What is it?
09:22Throwing a house party.
09:23A house party?
09:24My Aunt Carmen left me the keys for the weekend.
09:26Why do we throw it at her?
09:27No.
09:28That is madness.
09:29Just hear me out.
09:30London invites everyone she knows, and hopefully that includes an egg tattoo.
09:35And what do you plan to do if he comes?
09:36Kill him?
09:37No.
09:38I'll get to know him.
09:39I'll learn about the other eleven, and...
09:40It is very whiskey, then.
09:42Lovely, she's my only lead.
09:44She knows a man who killed my family.
09:46I don't know when she'll be back here.
09:48When I'll have a chance like this again.
09:52I can help with music.
09:53Ask Marcos D to spin.
10:09Because you are my finest ladies, I was able to comp you a bottle of our finest vodka.
10:15Yes!
10:16Bitch, what?
10:21What are you all up to tomorrow night?
10:22We're throwing a party.
10:26Where?
10:28Might be Shores.
10:29Mm.
10:30Invite friends, your guys, whoever.
10:32Ugh, it's too far.
10:34We're in the gables.
10:35Two five.
10:35Makos D is spinning?
10:37Fuck no.
10:38Hey, seriously?
10:38He's our DJ for the night.
10:40Text me the oddie.
10:44Joy, ladies.
10:45See you tomorrow.
10:46Woo!
10:47Hey, John?
10:48Yeah?
10:50Uh, fight's breaking out between a bar back and a delivery guy.
10:53Where?
10:54I'll see it.
10:55It's in the alley.
10:57Something about boxes of the wrong tequila.
10:59Check it out.
11:38Thanks so much for this.
11:40She calls, I answer.
11:47Okay.
11:52Special tea cocktail?
11:55Rum Runners.
11:57My dad's favorite.
11:58Mm.
12:07Come on.
12:09Come on, Mrs.
12:22Hey.
12:31Will you text on that again I did five minutes ago okay maybe she didn't get it so can you
12:37try
12:37again you are too uptight you need to loosen up chill out having a merry fucking time isn't the
12:44point that's not what I said the point is to get that stuck-up bitch to come to our party
12:48and give
12:48me the name of the guy who killed I know what you want but acting this way in anger people
12:56can feel
12:57it and it will push them away it will push London away it feels wrong to have a good time
13:10my family's
13:11dead I understand but it is important to remember something else why as long as it may feel the dead
13:29do
13:29not want us to stop living up bottoms up I think you mean bottoms up we bottoms up
13:45like it yeah
13:58yeah
13:59yeah
13:59yeah
13:59yeah
13:59yeah
14:10yeah
14:23Hi.
14:24Hello.
14:25What are you doing?
14:26I'm putting these in my day.
14:29Can I help?
14:34So, I date?
14:36Mm-hmm.
14:41A 1979 Lodger album by David Bowie.
14:44This is so hard to find.
14:46I love Bowie.
14:48My Uncle Johnny introduced me to his music.
14:51I'm obsessed.
14:52He's fine.
14:54Fine.
14:58What's your name?
14:59Stanley Sherry.
15:01Okay.
15:02Stanley Sherry.
15:03I'm Willow, by the way.
15:04You need to understand.
15:05Man, Bowie is the musical genius of our parents' generation.
15:09No.
15:10That would be Kenny Loggins.
15:13Who's that?
15:14The godfather of Yacht Walk.
15:16He collaborated with Michael McDonald.
15:23Who is this little fella?
15:26A mouser.
15:33He's so cute.
15:35Can I put him?
15:39Yeah.
15:45London.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Come on in.
15:50Get the fuck out.
15:52Marcus D, let's go.
15:54What?
15:55What?
15:56Oh, my God.
15:57Danny from Ocean 10.
15:58Oh, yeah, bar back, girl.
16:02Wow, I do not recognize you.
16:04Uh, just you ladies tonight?
16:06Yes.
16:07Oh, fuck boys tonight.
16:08Which means no fuck boys tonight.
16:11Oh.
16:11Mm.
16:12Oh, sick dress.
16:15Merci.
16:17She did not invent Nektatou.
16:19Not yet.
16:25Can you distract them from me?
16:28Of course.
16:31Ladies?
16:33Want one in?
16:34Yeah.
16:37Yes.
16:37Can you make it speak?
16:38Yes.
16:39I'm trying to keep on this side.
16:41I love you.
16:44I love you.
16:46It's perfect.
16:47Fuck, fuck boys tonight.
16:49What?
16:49That's right.
16:51Fuck boys tonight.
16:52Oh, my God.
16:53This is delicious.
16:54Me and myself.
16:56The Keys specialty.
16:58Oh.
17:02Are you from there?
17:03Yeah.
17:04My dad grew up there, too.
17:06To the Keys.
17:07To the Keys.
17:07To the Keys.
17:12To the Keys.
17:15Shots?
17:15Oh, you never ask.
17:19Hey.
17:21You made it.
17:23Hey.
17:24Hey.
17:25What are you doing here?
17:29She didn't know you invited me?
17:31She does now.
17:35She said she told you.
17:37I'm not a stalker.
17:39I swear.
17:40What's your name again?
17:43Matt.
17:44Matt.
17:46Uh, well, you can stalk me.
17:48This much.
17:54MDMA.
17:55Pure.
17:57Last fucking party.
18:02What?
18:02You never even mom?
18:07So, this is my personal stash, but I have testing strips if you're worried.
18:11They're skiing strips.
18:12Uh, to make sure they're fentanyl free.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:14Hey, this is like a fucking book club up in here.
18:16You guys.
18:16Uh, I think we're gonna bounce.
18:19Oh.
18:19This is sort of...
18:20Hang on a sec.
18:23We're down.
18:26Aren't we?
18:32No, we don't.
18:33Get out of the strips.
18:35Get out of the strips.
18:38Fenty free.
18:39Mm.
18:41Ah.
18:42You're right.
18:44Oh.
18:45Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:53Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:04Oh.
19:05Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:32Ilias Perez.
19:39Who the fuck are you?
19:41Boris Fedorov.
19:47Why are you here?
19:49Kazimir Petrovski.
19:51Where is he?
19:52Don't know him.
19:53Certainly not in the way I know you, Ilias Perez.
19:58You shop at Presidente's supermarket.
20:02You frequent public library on West Flagram.
20:06But not knowing Kazimir, that is lie.
20:09How I know this?
20:12How I know this?
20:13I have signals, intelligence.
20:16Put you at Kazimir the night he died.
20:19No happy coincidence.
20:21Let us see if that is your answer when Pietro peels off your eyelids.
20:26I would like you to say yes.
20:43Leave.
20:44Now.
20:45Or he gets shot.
20:50Kill Pietro if you must.
21:02Vance!
21:12God damn you idiot.
21:25I'll stop you.
21:33Congratulations.
21:35You passed trial.
21:38Trial?
21:39Yeah.
21:40I hear rumor of your skill.
21:42But people, they exaggerate.
21:44So I wanted to come here and see for myself.
21:47You are as advertised.
21:49Huh?
21:53Take job with me.
21:55Why would I do that?
21:58There is no job security working for you.
22:00No job security?
22:05No job.
22:06That's a good one.
22:08That's good, I like.
22:09Yeah.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Many men serve me, Ilias.
22:14But none like you.
22:22You think about it, huh?
22:24Ilias Perez.
22:27All right, let's go.
22:29Send cleanup team.
22:48There you go.
22:49How you doing, man?
22:49There it is.
22:50Yeah.
22:50Totally, man.
22:51Thanks for getting me in.
22:52Oh, yeah.
22:54Hey, what's up?
22:55Hey, what's up?
22:55Hey!
22:56Hey!
22:57Oh, man.
22:58Whoa!
22:59Whoa!
23:00Whoa!
23:01Whoa!
23:02Whoa!
23:02Whoa!
23:03Whoa!
23:04Whoa!
23:05Whoa!
23:06Whoa!
23:07Whoa!
23:14Yes, fucking girl.
23:19You're so beautiful.
23:24No, you are.
23:27No, but you're like natural.
23:31You're most beautiful.
23:33We are all beautiful.
23:37Yes.
23:45Baby Cheeks!
23:47What? What are you doing here?
23:50You told me to roll through.
23:52No.
23:53Bro, you high as fuck.
23:54High as fuck!
24:03I will keep an eye out for you.
24:10What was that about?
24:12Nothing.
24:13I need water.
24:23I'm losing it.
24:26Where did you come from, Danny Cruz?
24:29I looked for you on socials.
24:30I came up with nothing.
24:34Okay.
24:35You tell me first.
24:37Where are you from?
24:38Hmm.
24:39About five blocks from here.
24:41Native 305.
24:43Nope.
24:43I didn't even leave for college.
24:44I'm at UL.
24:51Uh-oh.
24:52Oh, no.
24:53Are you a gator?
24:55No.
24:57If I was a gator, would that be a non-starter?
25:00With you?
25:01No.
25:02No.
25:03No.
25:04Uh, we'd be star-crossed lovers.
25:09Okay.
25:10Matt from Miami.
25:12Does this make you a Dolphins fan?
25:14Ooh.
25:16Tragically, yes.
25:18That's a good thing.
25:19Mm.
25:20According to who?
25:21Me?
25:22It means you're loyal and an optimist waiting for another elusive, perfect season.
25:31Uh, I'll take being a loyal optimist.
25:35Sadly, there will never be another Marino.
25:4061,361 yards, 420 touchdown passes and led the league.
25:47Three seasons in a row in touchdowns.
25:51What else do you know about the dolphins?
25:54They're one of the few animals who have sex for pleasure.
26:19It feels good.
26:21Yeah.
26:26I want something real, something physical.
26:30Show me how to heal the winds and let it go.
26:34I said I'd make it only for the night
26:39And you don't
26:43Tell me no kisses in the morning
26:47When you move the way you want, where you want
26:51Always catch when you fall, when you fall
26:54Never let your feelings go
26:57I saw you will never be alone
27:06Where the fuck is that escape, London?
27:11Fuck you, bitch, you had a fucking face
27:15You good?
27:17I am okay
27:18I'm gonna see you in the kitchen, don't I, G?
27:21It's time to play up
27:22Let her go
27:23Stay out of this, bitch, it ain't about you
27:25Hey, bro, chill, step back, pretty boy
27:27Ain't about you neither
27:29This here's about this thieving, lying bitch
27:32No, no, no, stop, stop, stop
27:32You don't understand, okay?
27:34I was going to sling him, and then I was gonna pay you
27:37You had a convenient tail
27:38No, no, no, no, it's the truth
27:39Give me my money
27:42I know
27:44I'll have a baby
27:45Then your time's up
27:47Come on, baby
27:48Go home for a ride
27:49How much does she owe?
27:50None of your fucking business!
27:52Now let's go
27:52My house is so
27:53So it is my business
27:55How much does she owe?
28:02What the fuck's it matter to you, huh?
28:04I'm
28:05I'm trying to solve your money problem
28:08Right now
28:09You're working with 50-50 odds of getting it back
28:13If she's lying
28:14Yeah, you might be able to recover what's owed
28:16But if she's telling the truth
28:18If she doesn't have it
28:20And you kill her anyway
28:21Then what?
28:23You have nothing
28:24There's a chance I can cover her debt
28:26But I can't do that
28:28If I don't know how much she owes
28:361,800
28:40Lovely
28:42Bring me on my backpack
29:07Here's five
29:09Five eight balls
29:10Worth of two seat
29:12Fifteen hundred
29:13Could be worth more
29:13If you're still in a tourist
29:14No, street value's fifteen
29:15I don't fuck with tourist clientele
29:17You're three hundred short
29:18I'll throw in
29:20Oh
29:21Um
29:23Twenty
29:23Red Ferraris
29:24This is E from Holland
29:25You could charge fifty a pop
29:27This one K
29:28Plus fifteen
29:29That's twenty-five
29:30Seven hundred more than what she owes
29:33You'd be making
29:33Three percent interest
29:34Free of trouble
29:35But you take my deal
29:39London stays with me
29:55Your house, your money
30:01This skank ain't worth all that
30:10Fuck you
30:11If you're a micro
30:12Take someone
30:36Don't
30:36It's not enough to stem her bleeding
30:37Take off your shirt
30:41I'm done
30:43I'm done
30:46What are you doing?
30:47Calling 911
30:47No
30:49What?
30:49Why?
30:50She needs an ambulance
30:51Medics mean cops
30:52No
30:53Cops
30:54It could bring more trouble with Savo
30:56She needs help
30:59There's a place we can take her
31:01Maribel
31:02Dr. Torrance, open up
31:04Hey, hey, hey
31:08What the fuck is this?
31:10She's been shot in the chest
31:11Please
31:12We'll pay
31:15Put it on the table
31:20Two grand
31:21Cash up front
31:22I don't have any cash
31:23But I have a shit ton of bills
31:24How about a trade
31:26Payment and product
31:26For services rendered
31:27I have painkillers, sedatives
31:29I mean you could use drugs like these
31:31Show me
31:31She's in a bad way
31:32Can we sort this out after?
31:33Give me the backpack
31:41You need cocaine to do surgery?
31:43Oye guapo
31:43You don't know what I do on the weekends
31:45Come on
31:50This type of operation
31:53It's not a one woman job
31:54Tell me what to do
31:57With those dilated pupils?
31:58I don't think so
31:59Too fucking high
32:06You
32:12Sober one
32:13Scared of blood?
32:14No
32:15Gracias a Dios
32:19Put this on
32:21Now
32:22Watch myself for me
32:24Okay, you three
32:25Out
32:27Let's go
32:27I said out
32:28Vamos
32:49Who the fuck was that guy?
32:52I've never met him before
32:55London runs with some rough dudes
33:12Do you?
33:17Look, you don't have to stay
33:18We can take it from here
33:20We can take it from here
33:20There's nothing against you, okay?
33:24I
33:24I've just never seen someone shot before
33:36Did she make it?
33:38You're fucking lucky I'm brilliant
33:40Thank God
33:41Maribel, thank you so much
33:42The bullet missed her heart
33:43The bullet missed her heart
33:43And this guy
33:45Wasn't too bad
33:47Can we see her?
33:48You can take her
33:49Won't you need to recover?
33:50My surgery is in the hospital, Chica
33:52My surgery is in the hospital
33:53I've been doing
33:53You got to do
33:55And trying to talk to me
33:55You got to ask me
33:56No
33:57No
34:00No
34:01No
34:03No
34:04No
34:05No
34:11No
34:13No
34:14No
34:24Oh, what is the actual look?
34:26Take it easy.
34:27Ah!
34:35Here.
34:37Dr. Torres says this will help with dehydration.
34:44Uh, who's Dr. Torres?
34:47The surgeon who patched you up.
34:55That piece of shit established on me.
35:05Can you pay my debt?
35:12Why would you do all that? You don't even know me.
35:17You were in trouble.
35:20And I really didn't want to see you get hurt.
35:25You're a real one, huh?
35:29You ever need anything, and I mean anything.
35:34You hit me up, okay?
35:35Why?
35:38That guy.
35:40With the neck tattoo.
35:44What is...
35:46No.
35:46Trust me.
35:48Girl.
35:50You do not want to fuck Juan.
35:53Juan.
35:54No, no, no, no.
35:55I'm not...
35:56I'm not interested.
35:57In that way.
35:59Okay, good.
36:00Because he's an asshole.
36:02And thanks to you, I am done.
36:05I'm done with ass as fuck.
36:06Okay, all right.
36:08What is Juan's last name?
36:14Okuna.
36:18Well...
36:21But I'm telling you, girl.
36:22He's not the kind you want to mess with.
36:26When you rinse with the Rojas'
36:41Holy shit.
36:42Only 26 Wanakunas in Miami.
36:46Why, all it is, Denny?
36:48And Carmen will be home soon.
36:55For what?
36:57Last night, you saved me.
37:01Yeah, cousins.
37:09What are you doing here?
37:11Uh, I saw the yard needed to be cleaned up when I dropped y'all off, so...
37:16Didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
37:19Figured you'd be running for the hills after last night.
37:22It was wild.
37:24I mean, I've seen some shit, but that was next level.
37:30You are next level.
37:35All I did was solve a problem.
37:36And you saved a life.
37:40We did that together.
37:47Looks worse than when Wilma blew through.
37:50I can stay and help.
37:53Okay.
37:54Okay.
37:54Cool.
37:56You mind smashing these up into a fine powder?
38:00Why?
38:02Need them to look like confiscated drugs from the club.
38:04Won't whoever's doing them notice?
38:05No one's snorting these.
38:07It's destined to be tossed.
38:11This is a weird date.
38:14Who says this is a date?
38:41How'd it go?
38:43Great.
38:44Fit all living organisms.
38:46How's the conference?
38:48Good.
38:51Thanks for letting me crash.
38:53If you ever need me to house it again, let me know.
38:56Let's see it work.
38:57Mm-hmm.
39:00Danny.
39:02My security camera has mysteriously malfunctioned.
39:05And my out-of-town neighbor's three doors down
39:07has trash can full of red cops.
39:11I had some people over.
39:13I'm sorry.
39:15So am I.
39:16If I can trust you, I can have you staying in my place.
39:19This was a test?
39:21Yeah.
39:23I wish you would have told me that.
39:25Shouldn't have to.
39:27Trust is earned.
39:51You see this one?
39:57He's so into you.
40:03Poor baby.
40:05Oh.
40:08Oh.
40:10Don't you think about you, Marcus D?
40:12We are friends.
40:14He definitely wants more than friendship.
40:17Don't they all?
40:19Oh, now who's the poor baby?
40:22Any boy brave enough to try to cash, you or me?
40:29Stan.
40:30The.
40:31Man.
40:34That girl is cute.
40:37Mavson, I had a good time.
40:40Mm.
40:43I'm hungry.
40:59What are you doing?
41:01What are you doing?
41:01Making an old day.
41:17My first American house party with my first American friend.
41:32Thank you for helping me with the party.
41:39And, uh, I never would have gotten Juan's name without your help.
41:51What will you do now?
41:57Find Juan.
41:58And kill him.
42:14Why no?
42:28See you next time.
42:29Bye.
42:30Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:36Bye.
42:36Bye.
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