00:00You are newly married, or engaged, and you are about to get married.
00:03But the cost of rent is really bothering you.
00:06And as I was passing in front of the Millet Bank bonus building, bang!
00:17Yes, bring it, bring it, jump over here.
00:20Don't put it there.
00:21Go and get a sack of firewood.
00:23That painting is on the wall.
00:25Yes like that.
00:28Let's pull this one over a bit, and bring that one over with you, my soldier.
00:32Beautiful.
00:40Where's that idiot who's going to bring the firewood?
00:42Here.
00:43Up, not down!
00:44Alright.
00:56Pour it out in front of the stove!
01:01Oh my darling, look!
01:03Shoot that bear out!
01:11Quick, find another tin can.
01:12Fill that bathtub over there with water.
01:14What are you waiting for?
01:16Run!
01:18They're going to put me in the bathroom over there, damn it!
01:19If you die, they'll take your wife to the bathroom, may my mother be cursed!
01:28Come on!
01:29Come on, undress!
01:31Don't think I'll come in without my swimsuit, you're mistaken!
01:33What is it?
01:34Are you afraid of Haluk, or what?
01:36I don't even care, I don't want it that much!
01:38Get out!
01:39I'm freezing, hurry!
01:42You're happy, smile!
01:43Haha, stick your leg out, good, stroke it now!
01:45Smile!
01:47Hey!
01:48Yes!
01:51Yes, that's great!
01:52Even Cleopatra would be jealous if she saw you in your bathroom, you national bank...
02:01Oh my! Whose hand is that?
02:07If I deposit money in your bank, will I get a double share?
02:10I'll be waiting for your call.
02:12*Cough cough*
02:14Anyway, get well soon.
02:16Nothing is considered done until it pleases Monsieur.
02:19Come on!
02:20Play!
02:25Hey brother, can you take a picture of us too?
02:28A souvenir!
02:30Selim!
02:32Take a picture of them.
02:33What have you done now that everything has collapsed?
02:34Don't drag it out, darling!
02:35Thanks, big brother!
02:36Hey everyone, gather around, I'm going to take a picture!
02:38Really?
02:39Even if they filmed it, they wouldn't give up until the very end!
02:41Come on, what are you dawdling for!
02:43Line up, come on!
02:57Following the introduction of the young couple, the advertising campaign...
03:00...The prize draw continues with the first of the winners.
03:04The title of the first advertisement...
03:06...the first winner of the Millet Bank lottery.
03:09...But it's not the last one.
03:12Late!
03:13Minister!
03:15Mrs. Şükriye says...
03:17...I'm lucky.
03:19Because...
03:19Late!
03:22...The lucky ones...
03:23...Because they kept their savings at Millet Bank...
03:25...Don't you know anything else while you're in Dalihli...?
03:27...But my dear!
03:28Please come in, sir, come in!
03:29This is all we can do, what else can we do?
03:30We must do even what we cannot, my young friend!
03:33You're fixated on luck!
03:34Is this a bank or a gunpowder coffee shop, sir?
03:36Luck means the same interest rate at every bank!
03:38So, we need to say something new!
03:40What is your slogan?
03:41Millet Bank...
03:42...The people's bank!
03:43...Let him spoil the other shoelace with that painted woman...
03:45...National terrorism!
03:46But we also used a real lucky winner!
03:48Anyone who saw that witch's face in the frying pan that morning...
03:50...If he has an account at Millet Bankası, he'll close it, my dear!
03:55What is this?
03:56Gosh!
03:57Excuse me, I made a mistake!
03:59Stop!
03:59Take it back!
04:04Excuse me...
04:05...We had to film it because the workers insisted!
04:08Eureka!
04:08I found!
04:10I found!
04:11Rebi Bey from Devran newspaper is on the phone with Mesut Elber...
04:14...I definitely look forward to meeting with you...
04:15...I'm not here!
04:16He calls almost every day!
04:17Who is calling?
04:18Mr. Rebi!
04:19To hell with it!
04:19What does she think she is, my dear?
04:21We can't afford to give millions of dollars in advertising to a newspaper whose circulation doesn't even reach ten thousand!
04:24We printed this photo in a large size for me!
04:27And then there's the section where that guy is!
04:28Is it ok?
04:29Yolab!
04:30This is the guy the people want!
04:33How many times has that son of a bitch made me say "no"?
04:36Damn, if I don't shut this scoundrel's head!
04:38Sir!
04:39Yes!
04:39Don't you have anything to say, brother?
04:41Sales have dropped to eight thousand!
04:43No ads!
04:44We're sinking!
04:45That's right, sir!
04:46Come!
04:47What's wrong?
04:48Ah!
04:48I was bringing the layout for the first page!
04:50I forgot about the tabletop too!
04:51Excuse me!
04:52Should we publish the deputy's memoirs, sir?
04:54Hey!
04:55Who cares about the late health minister's whatever?
04:58We need a groundbreaking series of articles!
05:00Understood?
05:01Or is it up to me to attack this and that person while writing the editorial?
05:05Isn't that right, girl?
05:06Thing...
05:07...Mr. Emer Ebi...
05:08...Your writings have been a bit... lately.
05:12...Ahhahahahah!
05:13Do you know what I love most about you?
05:15His frankness, his ambition, his drive to rise...
05:18...And of course, his famous forgetfulness!
05:26Come on, at least let it be enough to make those ads move...
05:29...If only we could find an original series of articles for each future!
05:33Damn it!
05:35I'll never get caught up in that scoundrel's trap!
05:36Please, for the love of God...
05:37...Tell me again how you saw that woman!
05:41I dragged it out!
05:42The guy grabbed her breast.
05:44Hee!
05:45The wife was flirting.
05:47Is there nothing on you?
05:48He has a tunic.
05:49Hee!
05:50Breasts on display.
05:51Wow!
05:52He picked up the dog and carried it on his back...
05:53...He turned towards me.
05:55Hee!
05:57Damn, you've really messed us all up!
05:59I'm explaining it now!
06:00I won't tell you!
06:01I saw the woman.
06:03Tell me, tell me, tell me!
06:04To explain!
06:05He turned calm towards me.
06:07Uh!
06:07She's not showing it to him.
06:08Hey!
06:09He took off his pants.
06:10Look at that luck!
06:11Then yes!
06:12Hey, what's wrong with pressing the button?!
06:13Okay, please be quiet so we can listen carefully!
06:15Yes, uh, then!
06:16Come on, explain it, it's not a defense!
06:18Come on, please!
06:20I don't know!
06:21How was it?
06:22Son, didn't you see?
06:24I saw!
06:25How was it?
06:27It was great!
06:56Thank you for watching.
07:02Thank you for watching.
07:03Here's the public!
07:05This!
07:06A bomb!
07:09Who is this idiot?
07:11People!
07:13The lights won't burn!
07:14The water doesn't flow!
07:15The children can't read!
07:17He won't be able to find a job!
07:17He can't fill his stomach!
07:19Well, shouldn't they have at least some hope of winning?
07:21We're detonating the bomb at this point of despair!
07:25The key to our face campaign...
07:26...People!
07:28The people's bank!
07:29The people's bank!
07:31A people's bank!
07:32The bank that makes money for ordinary people!
07:35In short, the rabble!
07:37Bomb!
07:38And here it is...
07:39...The first winner from the people's bank, chosen from the people!
07:42The land belongs to those who cultivate it, and the water belongs to those who use it!
07:45So, why don't we just say, "Why should we build houses?"
07:49Just a one-time thing!
07:50But first...
07:51...First!
07:52Bomb!
07:53Bomb!
07:54Bomb!
07:55Bomb!
07:57Can you lend me that nylon shirt for just one day?
08:01Hooray!
08:07Catch up from behind, handsome!
08:09I am here!
08:16Do you want anything from outside?
08:18It would be good if you brought a piece of paper and an envelope!
08:27Hey!
08:28Look!
08:30Look here!
08:32Hey!
08:33Ha!
08:34Is anyone left inside?
08:36No!
08:37There's nobody there!
08:38Why did you ask?
08:39I...
08:44...Tutu!
08:52Five hundred lira!
08:53Buy it, buy it, don't hesitate!
08:55I don't want money!
08:56If there's anything to move, I'll do it!
08:58Hey, you put that in your pocket first!
09:00Come down!
09:06Honey, these laborers smell so awful!
09:23Should we soften the horse motifs on their faces a bit?
09:25Yes, a light foundation.
09:27That would be good.
09:28Are you out of your mind?
09:29Why did we elect this man?
09:31On the contrary, you'll deepen the lines even more.
09:34My darling, I wish we could wash ourselves!
09:36But seriously, with that face...
09:37Brother, the soap is upstairs. If you want, you can pour some water on it too.
09:40Even better!
09:41Tired, worn down, battered by life.
09:50Main!
09:52What happened?
09:53Brother, don't paint it.
09:54But you really did it!
09:55What was your name?
09:56Mehmet Ali.
09:57I'm doing this so the photo turns out well, my brother Mehmet Ali.
09:59We'll take a couple of photos, that's all.
10:12Prepare this angle.
10:15What will he do there?
10:16We'll film it while we're building this wall first.
10:18Kids, here are the supplies!
10:22Honey, let's wash it too!
10:24So, are you going to get into that guy's bed?
10:25Ugh!
10:29How did it happen?
10:30Wow, this guy is incredibly clean!
10:33Is it clean?
10:36Brother...
10:37...The day before yesterday, I went to the bathhouse...
10:39...You'll go again, my brother Mehmet Ali!
10:42Well done, go on!
10:46What if we wore out the shirt a bit...?
10:49...It will be alright.
10:53Brother!
10:54What village is it?
10:59Yes!
11:00Here is a true representative of our long-suffering people!
11:04Put the brick down!
11:05Hold the trowel now!
11:07Yes!
11:09Don't step on your eyebrow!
11:09Ah!
11:10Where did I step, bro?
11:12Don't frown, don't frown, don't frown!
11:22Stop sweating! What's there to sweat about, brother?
11:27Doesn't Yağdören even watch commercials?
11:29Your mat will break, stop sweating!
11:32Sweating!
11:34Sweating!
11:38Take that off for a bit.
11:39Huh!
11:41Huh!
11:42Huh!
11:43Huh!
11:44Brother!
11:44Is it full?
11:46Even Cleopatra never bathed in such a magnificent bathroom.
11:50Smile!
11:53Make it a little sexier, honey!
11:56And a little bit sexy too!
11:57Sexy?
11:58What?
11:59Sexy, sexy!
12:01Alright!
12:03Take your leg off!
12:05How?
12:05Take your leg off!
12:13You know what to do, right?
12:15You know what to do, right?
12:15Huh!
12:17Come on!
12:20Huh!
12:21That's not right, son!
12:23Give it!
12:27You'll pretend to buy it!
12:28Like that!
12:29Like you're buying it!
12:38Walk!
12:40Walk!
12:40You're happy!
12:41You're over the moon!
12:45May your dreams come true!
12:48May your dreams come true!
12:49You're over the moon!
12:50Fly!
12:52Shower!
12:53Shower!
12:54Get lost, man!
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