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00:10No, Mom would be better than this.
00:13It's going underground. What's the difference?
00:15He would have wanted something nicer.
00:17Well, he should have thought about that before he left us.
00:29Lilies are a classic option.
00:31Some prefer something more exotic, like an orchid.
00:35You can also spring for a custom arrangement for the reed.
00:39We have an agreement with the florist down the street.
00:41They could work with you if you have a design and a company.
01:02Your father and I weren't big on parties.
01:05He only gets one of these.
01:06Well, I just don't see why it has to be such a big to-do.
01:10We hired caterers, Mom. You don't have to actually do anything.
01:13Having help is always more work.
01:15They don't know where anything is.
01:17There's never enough food.
01:19There'll probably be plenty of food.
01:22This house isn't big enough for so many people.
01:24Well, Mel offered the house.
01:26And how would that look?
01:27I'll just walk and walk.
01:57Dad?
02:35I never knew how far the ride was going to go till I look back at the smoke.
02:43You can't keep up with the Joneses, don't want to run for the roses.
02:53I got my pocket of posies, sometimes I wonder why, sometimes I wonder why, I just don't have
03:05the Joneses, don't want to smell the dying roses.
03:14I got my pocket full of posies, I don't keep up with the Joneses.
03:41As we prepare to commit our brother Ronald Cooper to his final resting place, I'd like
03:46to invite his daughter Allison to honor her father with a song.
03:57I used to play this song when I was younger, and it meant a lot to me.
04:03I'd like to think it meant a lot to him too.
04:11Shadows have fallen and I'm running out of breath.
04:15Keep me in your heart for a while.
04:21If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less.
04:27Keep me in your heart for a while.
04:33When you wake up in the morning and you see that crazy sun, keep me in your heart for a
04:42while.
04:44There's a train, leave it nightly cold when all is said and done.
04:50Keep me in your heart for a while.
04:55La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
05:02Keep me in your heart for a while.
05:07This is what happens.
05:10You marry your high school sweetheart.
05:12You have a couple kids.
05:14You start making money.
05:17It's not a lot.
05:18But if you keep your nuts small, you can save for a rainy day.
05:24And those do come.
05:27So you tell yourself next year is the year you'll travel.
05:30Buy the nice car.
05:32you get so accustomed to postponing the reward you forget what it was you wanted in the first
05:37place but that's all right at least you have your health then on a day like any other day
05:47you go to sleep and you don't wake up and your carefully managed life ends just like that
05:55with no warning and no fanfare laid to rest by a pastor who's never even met you
06:03and knowing my father he would have been okay with that but i think he would have liked to say
06:08goodbye
06:15andrew i'm so sorry for your loss oh my goodness thank you so much thanks for being here appreciate
06:42kind of always hoped you'd die first you know
06:48let dad have a few years to enjoy himself
06:52she never seemed terribly happy about being alive
06:55what about you you're gonna be okay today me oh yeah why wouldn't i be it's okay if you're not
07:04thanks but you don't have to worry about me i'm sad but in the dead dad way not the bipolar
07:11way
07:12hey mel you sang beautifully thank you and thanks for helping us out oh yeah your mom made me add
07:22and
07:22remove the leaf to that table like bored yeah sorry will you take these upstairs upstairs
07:28mom mom it's fine i'm happy to help i'm good i'm glad because the caterer needs it oh she really
07:35doesn't she doesn't even know how to use a vegetable peeler she knows how to prepare food mom she does
07:41it
07:41for a living ellie it's not a problem i will drop these off and then go figure out the whole
07:45peeler
07:46non-peeler situation why don't you let me take those upstairs yeah i got it i can take them up
07:50why don't you get yourself a drink because i think you can choose one
08:00what you two don't behave like a divorced couple mom you don't
08:06i'm sorry please yeah okay
08:21look at you you are a woman isn't she glenn am i allowed to say and you you are the
08:31spitting image
08:31of your father at the same age you still doing the acting music right you know my sister's brother-in
08:40-law
08:40was off broadway once i should connect you two again not acting i think they sang too didn't they sing
08:48glenn
08:50oh there's marley
08:54well i'm sorry about your grandpa thank you
09:04how long do you have to stay i think the whole time
09:10oh god mom keeps staring at me i feel how badly she wants to lecture me
09:14okay don't be a dick to her today you're taking her side
09:18i'm taking the side of whoever's not being a dick
09:30that is a lot of cruises
09:33marley should come this year she'll have a blast
09:36well good luck getting her on a boat
09:37i'm telling you the single scene on these things
09:40puts marida to shame
09:46so we worked together for over 20 years and we did a secret santa
09:53every christmas
09:55he had a running gag
09:56where no matter who got rotten they'd give him socks
10:02i don't i don't get it
10:03was it the socks did they say something funny
10:06no it was just a running gag
10:09oh
10:10ron was always a good sport about it
10:17andrew
10:19linda marshall and play canasta with your mother
10:21i'm so sorry for your loss
10:24thank you
10:24the lord takes us when he takes us
10:29that is literally true
10:35you make such a lovely couple
10:37oh you're sweet but we've been divorced sometime now
10:40well
10:42you my daughter emily is divorced
10:46i'll get you her number
10:50okay
10:50who's that
10:52that's hal singer
10:54artie stein
10:55and that's me over there looking like i don't know my ass from my elbow
10:59which one is my dad
11:01he wasn't there that day
11:05that's the cell phone
11:06you're better on
11:09again that is my dog
11:10but they just didn't
11:12you really must be such a good friend
11:14you know i mean the kids were fantastic
11:16you okay
11:20yeah i just missed him
11:21wanna step outside get some fresh air
11:23no no no i'm fine
11:24you need to tap out of this anytime
11:26just tell me
11:28no questions asked
11:29thanks
11:29the same goes for you
11:34cool
11:36hey bye
11:37sorry we're late
11:38yeah we had to make a stop
11:40i threw up on his shoes
11:41oh
11:42well
11:45does that mean you're hungry
11:46maybe drink
11:54oh ally
11:56oh
11:56i'll see you in a minute
11:57hey come here
12:00what happened
12:02my father died
12:05i really don't want a scene today
12:07oh my god mom i'm not making a scene
12:09you take your pills this morning
12:11jesus mom
12:11i'm just saying
12:17how are you holding on
12:19i'll be doing better when
12:21all these people
12:22are gone
12:23is that a smudge
12:26maybe
12:28here
12:30so
12:30nick is on tv now
12:33how's that going
12:34oh you know
12:35we stopped seeing each other a while ago
12:39you feeling all right
12:41hot flash
12:55hold this on the back of your neck
13:00thank you
13:01women die twice
13:03god forbid we complain about it
13:05excuse me
13:07thank you
13:09you okay
13:10yeah
13:11yeah if i stay down here
13:12i'll just kill my mom
13:13in front of all her guests
13:14and then we'll have to come back here
13:16and do this all again next week
13:17hang on
13:17i'll come with you
13:23how's she doing
13:24which one
13:27exactly
13:29hey brother
13:30hey
13:32i'm so sorry
13:34thank you
13:35i brought you some yamazaki
13:36thanks for coming
13:38you didn't have to come
13:40are you kidding
13:40of course i did
13:42times like these
13:43you
13:43you shouldn't be alone
13:46right
13:47well uh
13:49things are moving ahead with baylor russell
13:51you should have the final paperwork next week
13:53well we don't have to talk about that right now
13:56what else are you talking about
13:58andy
13:58do you want to keep your father's hedge clippers
14:01if not
14:02i'm going to give them to neil
14:05neil can have them
14:06and when you get a chance
14:07i'd appreciate it if you would get that television set off the living room wall
14:11it's an eyesore
14:12maybe not today
14:14mom
14:14well when's the next time i'm going to have a house full of strong backs
14:18you must meet mrs cooper
14:20all right
14:21i'm owen ash
14:21very close friend of your son's
14:23i'm so sorry for your loss
14:24thank you dear
14:25i lost my wife
14:26a few years back
14:27oh i'm so sorry
14:29oh
14:30i'm not going to sugarcoat it
14:31grief is a motherfucker
14:32oh
14:33and on the day of her funeral
14:34it hadn't hit me yet
14:35and so i kept looking at the door
14:36thinking that she was just going to
14:38come walking in
14:39it was her house
14:40after all
14:42yeah you have your good moments
14:43that makes the bad moments land a little harder
14:46but look you've got a wonderful family
14:48and they love and support you
14:49you'll be okay
14:51oh
14:54how old is that
14:55i don't know
14:57pop doesn't expire it's organic
15:00i don't think that's true
15:05she's good enough
15:07what'd she do this time
15:08well apparently everyone's allowed to be sad except for me
15:14i can't even cry at my dad's funeral
15:16without her wanting to lobotomize me
15:19i think she blames me for his death
15:22why
15:24he was always worried about me
15:26didn't make it easy on him
15:29he loved you
15:32yeah
15:32i don't like the idea that
15:35he was stressed out his entire life because of me
15:38please
15:38she stressed him out way more than you did
15:44you know being the family fuck-up isn't all it's cracked up to be
15:48being the golden child isn't any better
15:52sorry not to make it about me
15:53oh no
15:53please
15:55say more
15:57oh no
15:59i guess i should have started fucking up way sooner
16:01yeah that would have helped
16:04do you ever wonder how easy our life would be if we were boys
16:09i'm like mid
16:10yeah
16:10just two totally unremarkable dudes
16:13we'd skate by
16:19is that weed
16:25man when my dad died i think i was in shock for like a month
16:29i guess i thought he'd live forever
16:31yeah
16:31never thought i'd be that shocked again
16:35then came athens
16:37nobody saw it coming
16:38heart still breaks every time i look at that bronze medal
16:42right
16:43okay
16:43i guess i'm saying it gets better man
16:46but it also gets worse
16:50thank you
16:51for that
16:52no
16:52anytime
16:54when i die i want to be cremated
16:56no question
16:57i just don't get why anybody would want to be burned like trash
17:00well i'd rather be burned than eaten by worms
17:02plus there's this thing now where they can turn your remains into a diamond
17:07you'd just be carrying out my wishes
17:08still
17:09i couldn't
17:10i could
17:11if it came to quality of life
17:13i'd rip that cord right out of the wall
17:15thanks honey
17:16you know you don't literally pull the plug right
17:19you just make the call
17:21that's less enticing
17:26i've been researching some of that anti-aging stuff
17:29testosterone
17:30hgh
17:31i mean it's not as out there as people think
17:33i've been getting vampire facials for years
17:35vitamins
17:36hormones
17:37stem cell infusions
17:39hey
17:40you better believe
17:41i'll be talking my kids into pumping their blood into my veins
17:44why not
17:45right
17:46are you and hunter the same blood type
17:49you should find out
17:51you should
17:54diane had our plots picked out years ago
17:56yeah
17:56of course i did
17:57all the good spots get snapped up
18:00if i left it to him we'd be buried on opposite sides of the cemetery
18:04that's why they call it resting in peace
18:16you have to start taking this stuff seriously coop
18:19heart disease runs into families
18:20you're reaching that age man
18:21and it's not like you've had a stress-free life
18:23finance guys kill over at their desks all the time
18:26it's a thing
18:27remember johnny aruta
18:29he was fed
18:30ran a marathon
18:31thank you
18:33everything i know from him
18:35but
18:36yeah my dad was a bull in a china shop
18:39right everywhere he went
18:40there's one time
18:41he noticed inventory was light
18:42right so he goes and checks into it because it's a port level issue
18:45so he takes himself all the way to brooklyn piers
18:47in the middle of winter
18:48asks his guys what's going on right
18:50no one's talking
18:51okay so he elbows his way onto this massive freighter
18:55i'm talking about one of those huge ships right arena class 1300 feet
18:58propellers like the size of your house
19:00now the guys start getting antsy
19:02because you know they got a schedule to keep
19:03now this really pisses him off
19:05so he storms into the bridge
19:08starts messing with the controls right
19:10trying to cut the engines
19:11which i guess is some sort of union violation
19:13because this huge longshoreman's association
19:16motherfucker comes after him
19:18says you can't touch shit
19:19my dad gets in his face
19:20yells at him
19:21these are my men
19:22these are my goods
19:23i'll touch whatever the fuck i want
19:26somebody throws the first punch
19:29they get into it
19:30long story short
19:30they both fall overboard
19:33yeah
19:3380 foot drop into the river
19:36and then
19:37right under the hull
19:39jesus it's a horrible way to die
19:41oh no
19:42my dad died at 78
19:44stage 4 colon cancer
19:46what are you gonna do
19:52my auntie lennox is missing
19:54fuck
19:55oh wait
19:55here it is
20:02stay still
20:03it's organic
20:06the only reason i'm doing this
20:07is because you're mad at me
20:10and you know
20:12jeff
20:16it is decidedly so
20:22god damn it
20:24what
20:25this god damn dog
20:26wait let me see
20:28oh hi buddy
20:30oh are you a good boy
20:32he's not a good boy
20:33he takes giant dumps
20:34on my lawn
20:36god i've told these people
20:38a million times
20:39please keep your dog
20:40off our lawn
20:40i don't think that's so much
20:41to ask
20:42to have your dog
20:43stay in your own yard
20:45you should see these people
20:46are so fucking condescending
20:47with their whole life
20:48my dog is my child
20:49bullshit
20:50really would you have
20:51your kid
20:52shitting all over my
20:53lawn
20:57what
21:00mom
21:00you sound unhinged
21:01i'm not unhinged
21:02i am totally hinged
21:04okay
21:05you're perseverating
21:06i regret teaching you that word
21:08i move out
21:09and you go full next door narc
21:11excuse me
21:12how could i be a narc
21:13i'm literally doing drugs
21:14with my daughter
21:15is mel a narc
21:19reply hazy
21:20try again
21:21it knows we're high
21:27you know what i need
21:29a job
21:29a fuck
21:30a life
21:30okay wow i was gonna say snacks
21:32well snacks are downstairs
21:35it's too far
21:36yeah no that's a non-starter
22:01well that's a first
22:03help me up
22:08wow
22:09that's such a beautiful photo
22:11but look at you
22:11you look like a young grace kelly
22:14oh shush
22:14i mean it's spitting image
22:16my gosh
22:16oh stop
22:17bet you had to beat them away
22:18with a stick didn't you
22:18no
22:31hey
22:33but did you hear from bailey russell
22:35why is jack sending you flowers
22:37i'm doing a deal with them
22:39jack are you kidding me
22:41well i'm on the other side of the table
22:42it's completely different
22:44the man screwed you
22:47i'm sorry are you high right now
22:49what
22:52no
22:54well okay yes
22:55but not like high high
22:56why am i getting weird
22:58you know what
22:59i don't care
23:00i'm not gonna apologize
23:02because your mother
23:05is a lot
23:06yeah
23:07that she is
23:08she is
23:08all that and a bag of chips
23:10what
23:11do we have chips
23:16what happened to your bud
23:17nothing i'm fine
23:18sweetheart you are 16 years old
23:20you have got
23:21to get better at lying to me
23:23he tripped
23:24see like that
23:30is grandma pissed at us
23:32no
23:32that's just her face
23:33whenever i walk into a room
23:35you get used to it
23:37i'm not like that am i
23:39don't sell yourself short mom
23:49oh yeah
23:58where's my tv
24:01hey
24:01ho
24:01what the fuck
24:02hello
24:03where you going
24:04wait wait hold up
24:05hold up hold up
24:06what's wrong
24:06what the fuck are you doing
24:07your mom asked us to take it down
24:09so we're just bringing it to the garage
24:10no
24:10no she was mistaken
24:11please just
24:12just put it back
24:15uh
24:15uh
24:16really
24:17jesus christ
24:18i'm sorry
24:19give me the goddamn tv
24:20she doesn't know what the fuck
24:21she's talking about
24:22and i don't even know what the fuck
24:23you're doing here
24:24that's the grief talking
24:25no
24:26it isn't
24:27look it was an honest mistake
24:28i'm sorry
24:30yeah
24:30it's fine
24:34is that my dad's belt
24:36well yeah
24:37your mom gave it to me
24:38so it looked nice
24:39with my suit
24:40wow
24:43andy
24:43where's mom
24:44i don't know
24:45she's around here somewhere
24:46what'd i miss
24:46nothing
24:47i just need to find her
24:47well i think you need to calm down
24:49i'm fine
24:49no you don't look fine
24:50you look like you're about to murder a widow
24:52with a flat screen
24:53and believe me
24:54nobody wants that more than me
24:55but not today
24:56not today andy
24:57jesus
24:58are you high too
24:59yeah
24:59you want some
25:00it's
25:01stale but strong
25:02no thank you
25:03okay well
25:04you need to take a break
25:05what
25:05yeah
25:06uh tap out
25:07go to your room
25:08i'll handle down the fort
25:09down here
25:10she's giving away stuff
25:11well she's a real bitch on wheels
25:13but what's new
25:13ali
25:14go
25:43go
25:45go
25:53go
25:55go
26:28cartier's wax seal motif cufflinks
26:30are designed to look like the burnt insignias
26:32they used to seal letters with back in the old days
26:34this was before licking envelopes and text messages
26:37back when people still put periods at the end of their sentences
26:40the family seal told you who the letter was from
26:43it told the family who they were too
26:46or who they thought they were
26:49only a fool would give cartier cufflinks to a man who regularly shopped the brooks brother's sale rack
26:55i doubt ron cooper even had a shirt that took cufflinks
26:58but it was his birthday and i wanted to give him something nice
27:01so i went to the same place
27:02so i went with a pair of 4800 designer cufflinks that he apparently never took out of the box
27:08like all gifts
27:10this one said more about the giver than the recipient
27:13and I didn't love what it said about me.
27:47How dare you?
27:48I don't know why you have to take everything so personally.
27:52I take it personally because you're attacking my person.
27:54What is going on here?
27:55I don't know, but we can't get out.
27:57What happened there?
27:58Nothing, I'm fine.
27:59Hey, Mel, this is exactly like what we were talking about upstairs.
28:02You were talking about me?
28:04Of course not.
28:05What's all this then?
28:05Just tell her what you told me.
28:07You know what, this is a family matter.
28:09I just don't think I should get involved.
28:10No, you should not.
28:12Mom.
28:12What?
28:12She's not family anymore.
28:14Okay.
28:14Wow.
28:15Okay, can we all just dial the temperature down a little bit?
28:17I have been biting my tongue all goddamn day, and she just keeps poking at me.
28:21She pokes.
28:22It's a poke-a-poke-a-poke.
28:23It's like she wants me to go off so she can poke me about that.
28:26I don't know what you're talking about.
28:28My husband just died.
28:29Okay, okay.
28:29Allie, Allie, I think you need to tap out, okay?
28:32Why don't you just go to your room, take a deep breath, calm down.
28:35Oh!
28:35She's a grown woman.
28:36You can't send her to her room.
28:38I'm sorry, I thought you said you weren't getting involved.
28:40I say a lot of things.
28:41Hold on!
28:43What in the sweet fuck are you doing here?
28:45Uh, your mom invited us.
28:47And you thought it would be a good idea to come?
28:50I assume she cleared it with you.
28:52No, she did not!
28:54I'm really sorry about Ron.
28:55He was a good man.
28:56Oh, thanks, Bruce.
28:58Now, why don't you just go fuck off?
28:59Hi, Joan.
29:00Allison!
29:01God, I cannot believe you would fucking invite him!
29:04It's ancient history.
29:05I just assumed we had all moved on.
29:07Bruce certainly has.
29:08Oh, if he had moved on, he wouldn't have fucked me last year, huh?
29:11God.
29:11Damn it, Allie.
29:12Wait, wait, this is that Bruce?
29:13Like, fuck Bruce Bruce?
29:15Allie, I thought he'd be way hotter.
29:17Hurry!
29:17Excuse her, she's high.
29:19What?
29:19You're getting high with the children now?
29:21We had a breakthrough.
29:22Oh, my God, really?
29:23Yeah.
29:24I think we should probably leave.
29:25Yes, I think so, too.
29:27Yes.
29:27Nonsense!
29:28You just got here!
29:30Are you fucking kidding me?
29:32Joan is my friend!
29:33Okay, new plan.
29:35New plan.
29:35Joan, please stay.
29:36Bruce, kindly fuck off.
29:38I'm all right.
29:38I swear to God, Bruce.
29:40Okay.
29:47Get my hair, get my hair, Marty!
29:49Oh, my God.
29:49Oh, shit.
29:50You're okay.
29:51Oh, my God.
29:52I'm so, so sorry.
29:53Oh, my God.
29:54Yeah, I'm not worried about it.
29:55That's...
29:57Oh, God.
29:59Oh, God.
30:01I'm so sorry.
30:03Oh!
30:04I'm so sorry.
30:06Let me get you.
30:06Water.
30:09I would like a feeling.
30:12I would like a feeling.
30:15I would like a feeling.
30:15I would like a feeling.
30:17That's gone.
30:20I don't like the way it's...
30:24I don't like the way it's...
30:27I don't like the way it's looking.
30:32I get caught looking...
30:34In the mirror on the regular.
30:37And what I see there resembles some competitive
30:43I see things behind things, behind things
30:49And there are rings within rings, within rings
31:21I seeags on the wall of the Hangouts
31:30What can I get you?
31:32I say it's 12, please.
31:33Got it.
31:37Okay.
32:11Hi.
32:12Sorry, you were at the cemetery.
32:14Elaine, naft.
32:15Hi.
32:16Andrew Cooper.
32:17I know.
32:18Do you want to sit down?
32:21Sure, yes.
32:22I'd love to.
32:29So, how did you know my dad?
32:31We were on a bowling team together.
32:34We met every Thursday for the past 10 years.
32:39I thought the bowling team disbanded Yersakel.
32:42We didn't let that stop us.
32:46Oh.
32:49I see.
32:50So you...
32:54Does that shock you?
32:58He was a pretty straight-laced guy.
33:00He was.
33:02He was also a lot of other things.
33:05Is that so?
33:12They loved you very much.
33:14I'm sure you know that.
33:16Yeah.
33:19He talked about you a lot.
33:21You and your sister.
33:25That's funny.
33:26He never mentioned you at all.
33:28No.
33:29I don't suppose he would have.
33:32So what was the plan?
33:33You guys were going to run off together or something?
33:35God, no.
33:36We were both too old for that.
33:39And I think we were just lonely in the same way.
33:47And having each other, well, it made things better.
33:55Is it weird that it makes me happy to hear that?
34:03Honestly, I thought we'd have more time.
34:06Yeah.
34:07You and me both.
34:10He worried about you, you know?
34:13Well, I got into some trouble last year, but it's all sorted out.
34:18No, he worried about you before that.
34:20He worried you might never be happy.
34:27Is anyone?
34:29I'd like to think he was.
34:31Yeah, I don't know.
34:31He took a lot of shit at home and at work.
34:35Look, I think sometimes I felt like he'd just given up.
34:41Is that funny?
34:44You're exactly like he said.
34:46What do you mean?
34:47You're angry at the world.
34:50Well, the world can be a shitty place.
34:53Maybe.
34:55Maybe there's something in you that expects too much out of it.
34:58So I should just settle for less.
35:02Like he did.
35:03You think he settled?
35:05I think he deserved more.
35:16Ron's life might have looked small to you,
35:19but the way he saw it, he had his whole world under one roof.
35:25That made him happy.
35:33I already miss him.
35:40You and me both, honey.
35:47You really believe that, that he was happy?
35:50I think he was happy by nature.
35:53I think he found things to be happy about.
35:57And for everything else,
36:00there was bowling.
36:04Yeah.
36:06Yeah.
36:13Yeah.
36:20Yeah.
36:22Yeah.
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