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00:00:17For centuries, men have bled rivers and burned kingdoms to the ground for a cursed lamp.
00:00:24They call it magical, divine, a gift from the gods.
00:00:31Three wishes, just three, but they never see the truth, never hear the screams buried beneath each wish.
00:00:42Every wish carved in greed, every war lit by envy, empires rose with trembling hands and crumbled beneath the weight
00:00:52of what they thought they wanted.
00:00:54Blood spilled in the name of wistfulness, of dreams too frail to hold the weight of reality.
00:01:01I watched kings go mad from power they begged for.
00:01:05Lovers twist devotion into daggers.
00:01:09Brothers slit throats for promises that never came.
00:01:12I have seen miracles granted, and souls shattered in return.
00:01:18For this lamp does not grant joy.
00:01:20It exposes it.
00:01:21It corrupts it.
00:01:23And now, it sits in new hands.
00:01:26Yours, warm, waiting.
00:01:29So tell me, what could you possibly wish for?
00:01:32That no one else has died trying to take.
00:02:05No one else has died trying to take.
00:02:21Oh, oh, oh, man.
00:02:38Oh, oh, yeah, it looks nice.
00:02:47It's big.
00:02:51Yeah, it's big.
00:02:54I mean, you could look at it as a bunch of small spaces put together in one.
00:03:02What?
00:03:03Just trying to be helpful.
00:03:04Jesus Christ.
00:03:06Okay, okay.
00:03:08Look, it's just three days, right?
00:03:12Yeah, just three days.
00:03:18And we'll be out here first thing Monday morning, okay?
00:03:22It'll be like none of this ever happened, all right?
00:03:30Look, the doctor said in order to beat this thing, you've got to face it head on.
00:03:39You can't beat it by being afraid.
00:03:45It was good.
00:03:47Did you get that jam on a fortune cookie?
00:03:50Maybe.
00:03:57I'm just trying to help.
00:04:00Besides, it's a positive truth, huh?
00:04:08All right, so what do you say I grab the bags and meet you inside?
00:04:12Yeah?
00:04:18All right.
00:04:19The door should be open.
00:04:20Go.
00:04:21I got it.
00:04:23Go.
00:04:24Keep walking.
00:04:27I'm serious.
00:04:28I'll be there.
00:04:28Go.
00:04:35Three days.
00:04:39Three fucking days.
00:05:04Three fucking days.
00:05:07Five.
00:05:14Three.
00:05:16Three.
00:05:17Three.
00:05:25Five days.
00:05:28Two minutes.
00:05:33Five.
00:07:30What were you doing?
00:07:31I, um, was looking at the woods.
00:07:39Looking at the woods?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:44Do you see anything interesting out there?
00:07:48Uh, no.
00:07:49Not, not really.
00:07:51Huh?
00:07:52Hmm.
00:07:52Um, there's a lot of wildlife in those woods.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:01I reckon we'll see, uh, deer, bears, lions, tigers.
00:08:10Okay, all right, okay, all right, you're not helping.
00:08:12In fact, you're making it worse.
00:08:15Sorry.
00:08:17Hey, why don't we go pick out a room before the other ones get here, huh?
00:08:21Early bird gets his worm.
00:08:22Come on.
00:08:24Come on.
00:08:24Come on.
00:08:29Baby, come on.
00:08:32Where'd you go?
00:08:45No, that's all good, man.
00:08:48Yeah, just take your time.
00:08:50We'll see you in the morning.
00:08:54Oh, yeah.
00:08:55Oh, place is awesome.
00:08:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:58Wait till you see it.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:03Okay, well, we'll see you soon.
00:09:05Be careful.
00:09:07All right.
00:09:08Bye.
00:09:08Bye.
00:09:10Who's that?
00:09:14That was Derek.
00:09:16Something came up at the firm.
00:09:19Mel doesn't want to drive up alone.
00:09:22He doesn't want to make her wait.
00:09:25They'll be here in the morning.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:30Hey, I left your bag up on the bed here if you want to unpack.
00:09:34And any of those jars are yours you could have.
00:09:45Oh, my gosh.
00:09:56Oh, my gosh.
00:10:12Honey.
00:10:14Rachel.
00:10:15What are you doing?
00:10:16What is that?
00:10:20Um, what is this?
00:10:22I don't know.
00:10:24I mean, it looks like one of those lamps that you rub when Jenny comes out.
00:10:29All right.
00:10:30Right.
00:10:31No, I get that.
00:10:31I just, I mean, what is it doing in here?
00:10:34I don't know what it's doing there.
00:10:38Hmm.
00:10:40Looks kind of cool.
00:10:42Looks very antique-y.
00:10:45Antique-y?
00:10:47You like stuff like that.
00:10:49Strange.
00:10:52What, you want me to call the owners?
00:10:54Let them know maybe somebody left it behind when they were checking out?
00:10:57Maybe.
00:10:58Maybe.
00:10:59What?
00:11:01Um, no, nothing.
00:11:06Who cares, right?
00:11:07It's just a lamp.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10It's a lamp.
00:11:12Who cares?
00:11:16I'm going to unpack, okay?
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:41Okay.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:58I don't know.
00:12:19I don't know.
00:12:50I don't know.
00:13:24I don't know.
00:13:47I don't know.
00:14:33I don't know.
00:14:38No, no, no, no, I'm not.
00:14:39It's just, it was like one of those places that sold boiling peanuts, windshield wipers, and probably meth.
00:14:45No, definitely meth.
00:14:47Definitely meth.
00:14:48I mean, the attendant handed me a key tied to a cinder block.
00:14:51A cinder block.
00:14:52Like, like, like, I was gonna break into Alcatraz just to take a fucking dump.
00:14:56Derek!
00:14:57What?
00:14:58What?
00:14:58He asked.
00:14:59He obviously wants to hear the story.
00:15:00No, no, I do.
00:15:01I want to please continue.
00:15:02Please.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03Anyway, thank you.
00:15:04Um, rusted knife, flickering light.
00:15:07I mean, I mean, somebody definitely died in there once.
00:15:10I mean, somebody definitely died in there once.
00:15:11Probably.
00:15:14The toilet, I mean, looked like I witnessed crimes.
00:15:16Seat was cracked, floor was sticky, and the graffiti on the wall said shit like, even Satan wouldn't shit here.
00:15:23Get the fuck out of here, are you serious?
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:27Ha ha!
00:15:28All right.
00:15:29Anyway, I hovered.
00:15:31I sweat.
00:15:32I said a prayer.
00:15:35And just when I thought I was in the clear, the door flung open.
00:15:39What?
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Forgot to lash it.
00:15:42What?
00:15:42Yep.
00:15:43I met a trucker named Gene E.
00:15:46Gene E?
00:15:47Yeah, he, uh...
00:15:48Two words?
00:15:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:50Uh, me and him made soul-shattering eye contact.
00:15:55Both screamed.
00:15:57I don't think either of us are ever in love again.
00:16:00Ha ha ha!
00:16:02But hey, that burrito though, huh?
00:16:04Oh, fuck, dude.
00:16:05It was totally worth it.
00:16:07Ha ha ha!
00:16:07All right, corner pocket right there.
00:16:09Hey, there she is.
00:16:12Ah, somebody slipped in.
00:16:14Yeah, I didn't even realize I slept in.
00:16:17Well, that's okay.
00:16:18It's the first night, new place, right?
00:16:21Maybe you want a beer?
00:16:22Uh, no, thanks.
00:16:23Oh, please drink with me.
00:16:25I cannot suffer through these two idiots on my own.
00:16:28Oh, maybe later.
00:16:31So how do you like the cabin?
00:16:33It's nice.
00:16:34I wasn't sure with, um, uh, the condition.
00:16:40Oh, um, well, we're working on it.
00:16:43The doctor said that, uh, the weekend would be good for her, you know, that she needed the
00:16:49basic beers kind of thing.
00:16:51Yeah, right.
00:16:53Well, I'm gonna grab our bags from the car.
00:16:56Okay.
00:16:57Do you want to show Mel to our den of love for the weekend?
00:16:59Yeah, Chris.
00:17:00Come on, you're helping.
00:17:02Oh, I am?
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:06I guess I am.
00:17:08Maybe I'll leave you the beer.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:13Let's go, burrito boy.
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:17Show me the digs.
00:17:18All right.
00:17:18Show me what's up.
00:17:41Oh, I feel better.
00:17:42Um, so obviously this is us, but the one in the back is just as big.
00:17:45What the heck is this?
00:17:47Um, nothing.
00:17:48And it's just, uh, a lamp that was here, uh, last night when I got in.
00:17:52Oh, it's weird, right?
00:17:54It's beautiful.
00:17:55It's like, you know, this is like one of those old basement finds that's worth like a zillion
00:18:01dollars on that one show.
00:18:04Uh, maybe.
00:18:05I don't know.
00:18:06Huh.
00:18:07So it's just here when you arrived?
00:18:10Yep.
00:18:11Just there in the drawer.
00:18:12Huh.
00:18:13I wonder if it grants wishes.
00:18:16You know, like from the stories, you rub it.
00:18:18You get a wish.
00:18:19Yeah, I know the stories.
00:18:20Um, just messing with you.
00:18:23Hey, babe.
00:18:24Babe!
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Oh, there you are.
00:18:27Hey.
00:18:28Hey.
00:18:28I have a huge jacuzzi.
00:18:30You in?
00:18:31Right now?
00:18:32Hell yeah, right now.
00:18:34What's that?
00:18:35Uh, nothing.
00:18:36It's just a lamp that was here when Jake and I got in.
00:18:39Looks like one of those magic rub things.
00:18:41A magic rub thing?
00:18:43This is a magic lamp?
00:18:46Grants you wishes?
00:18:47Ring a bell?
00:18:48Yeah.
00:18:49Okay.
00:18:49Well, that's what I said.
00:18:51So, anyway, rub that shit out and let's get in the hot dog.
00:18:54Okay.
00:18:55You're not really going to rub it, are you?
00:18:56Why not?
00:18:58Because that's a myth.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:00If it's a myth, then no harm in trying, right?
00:19:03For fun?
00:19:03No, it's just for fun.
00:19:05Just for fun.
00:19:05It's fine.
00:19:06It's fine.
00:19:06It's fine.
00:19:06I'll just wish for a teeny tiny small wish.
00:19:09No big deal.
00:19:10Watch.
00:19:11Um, okay.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:16I wish for...
00:19:20A million dollars.
00:19:29See?
00:19:30I'm still broke.
00:19:32Lamp doesn't work.
00:19:33It's bikini times.
00:19:58I'm still broke.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:28It's just, you know?
00:20:28What happened?
00:20:29I don't know.
00:20:29I don't know.
00:20:42I don't know.
00:20:48All right.
00:21:26All right.
00:21:57All right.
00:22:20All right.
00:22:52All right.
00:23:14All right.
00:23:17Like who?
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18The police.
00:23:19And say what?
00:23:21Hey, help.
00:23:22We found a big bag of cash.
00:23:24I don't know.
00:23:24Maybe someone lost it or something.
00:23:26On the front porch in the middle of the night?
00:23:28Yeah, I agree with Mel.
00:23:29We should call the police.
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30Have you tried counting it?
00:23:31It's exactly a million dollars.
00:23:34A million dollars?
00:23:35To the cent.
00:23:37Freaking weird, right?
00:23:38Oh, yeah.
00:23:39My two cents?
00:23:39We split it four ways.
00:23:41You know, it's only fair.
00:23:42How's that fair?
00:23:44There's four of us.
00:23:45We found it together.
00:23:48First of all, I found it.
00:23:49I was there in spirit.
00:23:51Why, you were passed out drunk?
00:23:52Okay, no, we're not keeping the money.
00:23:55Honey.
00:23:55We're not keeping it.
00:23:56Jake, this is wrong, okay?
00:23:57A bag of cash just lands on our porch in the middle of the night.
00:24:00You know, we don't know where it came from.
00:24:01That alone doesn't scare the hell out of you.
00:24:03Yeah, that really scares me.
00:24:05Not really.
00:24:06Okay, you know what?
00:24:07It should, Derek.
00:24:15We're calling the police.
00:24:23All right.
00:24:25All right, let me go get my phone.
00:24:29But I fucking hate it.
00:24:31You don't think it was the...
00:24:33No.
00:24:35Because that's impossible.
00:24:37Right.
00:24:38Right.
00:24:39This is just a coincidence.
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:42It's a coincidence.
00:24:44Truly, it's just a coincidence.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:48Yep.
00:24:50Yep.
00:24:50It's a coincidence.
00:24:52Yep.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:56Yep.
00:24:56Yep.
00:25:00Yep.
00:25:01Yep.
00:25:02Yep.
00:25:12Yep.
00:25:13Yep.
00:25:13Yep.
00:25:15Yep.
00:25:16Yep.
00:25:17Hmm.
00:25:19Yep?
00:25:26Are you doing okay?
00:25:27Yeah, I think so.
00:25:30Is it the...
00:25:32Meg...
00:25:35Megalophobia?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36No.
00:25:37I mean, yeah, that's always there.
00:25:41But, um...
00:25:42No, I was just, uh...
00:25:45I was wondering if we should tell the guys
00:25:47about the whole wishing on the lamp thing.
00:25:51I don't know.
00:25:52Derek is still pretty mad.
00:25:54You want to let them keep the money?
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58I know.
00:26:00But he's always mad these days.
00:26:01I'm not even surprised.
00:26:03What do you mean?
00:26:07Um...
00:26:07We've been trying to get pregnant.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Yes.
00:26:14Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:18I painted the room yellow.
00:26:20Hopeful, they say.
00:26:22Neutral.
00:26:23That room has been yellow for...
00:26:26Two years now.
00:26:30Two years of vitamins and apps and thermometers and...
00:26:35That damn clock that just keeps ticking louder and louder and louder every single month.
00:26:40It's like...
00:26:41Do you know what it's like to hope and to grieve every 28 days?
00:26:49It's awful.
00:26:50I'm sorry.
00:26:55People say to just relax.
00:26:57It'll happen when you're not trying.
00:26:59But they don't see the stacks of negative tests in my bathroom trash or the tears that I cry.
00:27:05Because I don't want him to think he's failing me, too.
00:27:09And I've tried everything.
00:27:10I've tried organic foods and no caffeine and acupuncture and I've prayed.
00:27:19I've really, really prayed.
00:27:21And every time I go in that room and it's empty,
00:27:26I feel like I'm being punished for something that I don't remember doing.
00:27:31And I know I'd make a good mom.
00:27:33I know it.
00:27:34I can feel it in my bones.
00:27:38But maybe that's not enough.
00:27:40Maybe wanting something with your whole entire heart isn't a guarantee.
00:27:45And maybe just some room stay yellow forever.
00:27:52God.
00:27:55I wish I had the right words, you know?
00:28:06I wish that I was pregnant.
00:28:31Jake, where the hell are you guys?
00:28:33Come on.
00:28:34I called you like ten times.
00:28:36Call me back.
00:28:40They went to take the money to the police station.
00:28:43They weren't happy about it either.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:50What?
00:28:51What is it?
00:28:57It's positive.
00:28:59The lamp?
00:29:00It worked.
00:29:01Oh, my God.
00:29:02It really worked.
00:29:05It's incredible.
00:29:07Oh, my God.
00:29:08It's a...
00:29:10Oh.
00:29:11Hey, Mom.
00:29:12I'm okay.
00:29:13I'm okay.
00:29:14I'm okay.
00:29:15Mom.
00:29:16Ah.
00:29:16Oh, my God.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Hey, hey.
00:29:18Hey.
00:29:18You're all right.
00:29:19You're all right.
00:29:20What's wrong?
00:29:21Tell me what's wrong.
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:23Your stomach?
00:29:24Are you okay?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:26Oh, my God.
00:29:27Hey, Mom.
00:29:28Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
00:29:29Oh, shit.
00:29:30Oh, shit.
00:29:31What?
00:29:31What?
00:29:32You're bleeding.
00:29:33You're bleeding.
00:29:34What?
00:29:34Are you okay?
00:29:35What?
00:29:36What?
00:29:38Oh, my God.
00:29:39Oh, my God.
00:29:40Oh, my God.
00:29:40It's a lot.
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:29:42Okay.
00:29:42Hey, hey.
00:29:43You're okay.
00:29:43You're all right.
00:29:44You're...
00:29:45It's probably...
00:29:47Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:29:49Oh, my God.
00:29:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:29:51Are you okay?
00:29:52Are you okay?
00:29:52Oh, my God.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:53Now, hold.
00:29:54Hold.
00:29:55Hold.
00:29:56Hold.
00:29:56Stay.
00:29:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:58Okay.
00:29:58Shh.
00:29:59You're mine.
00:29:59We're talking.
00:30:01Hey.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:03Yes.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:04Wait for me.
00:30:05Help immediately.
00:30:06I have my friend.
00:30:07I don't know.
00:30:07She's going to fall.
00:30:08She just went down.
00:30:09What's wrong with this?
00:30:10I'm just waiting to fall.
00:30:11Please.
00:30:12Please.
00:30:12I'm so many quick.
00:30:17Tell me exactly what happened.
00:30:21EMS said that she has a hemorrhage.
00:30:23What?
00:30:24She's bleeding from her...
00:30:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:30:30What?
00:30:30The doctors didn't think to take her in to the hospital?
00:30:33No, they did, and I tried, but she refused.
00:30:36And I tried to call you, but, uh...
00:30:38Man, the service sucks in this place.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Not to mention we had to drive 40 fucking miles to the police station because you wanted us
00:30:45to give the money back.
00:30:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:30:46Don't yell at me just because you weren't here.
00:30:48Well, it looks pretty fucking bad when two assholes show up to an Oklahoma police station
00:30:53with a duffel bag full of money.
00:30:55All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:56Shut up.
00:30:59Let's talk about this outside, okay?
00:31:07Hey, come on.
00:31:09Hey, buddy.
00:31:23Rachel?
00:31:25What the fuck happened in there?
00:31:29Rachel!
00:31:30What happened in there?
00:31:35The lamp.
00:31:36What is she talking about?
00:31:38What lamp?
00:31:39What the...
00:31:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:41The lamp in the bedroom?
00:31:43The one that we found when we checked in?
00:31:46What about it?
00:31:55Okay, look.
00:31:57Mel found the lamp, and...
00:32:00rubbed it and jokingly wished for a million dollars.
00:32:03Oh, God.
00:32:04But then it showed up.
00:32:07And we were inside on the stairs, and she was telling me how she couldn't get pregnant.
00:32:12And so she took the lamp and she wished for it, and then the next thing I know, she's showing
00:32:16me a pregnancy test, and it's positive.
00:32:19But then she's on the floor, screaming in pain and bleeding, and so that's what I call the
00:32:25ambulance.
00:32:26I...
00:32:27All right, Rachel.
00:32:28I know.
00:32:28I know it's...
00:32:29I know it sounds crazy.
00:32:30I know, but that's what happens, okay?
00:32:32This is...
00:32:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:34She told you she was pregnant?
00:32:37Yeah, she showed me the pregnancy test.
00:32:40She's fucking insane.
00:32:41You guys are fucking with me, right?
00:32:42No, I...
00:32:46I mean...
00:32:50All right.
00:32:52Where...
00:32:52Where's the lamp?
00:32:59Come on.
00:33:00Let's go fight it.
00:33:14Rachel?
00:33:16Today?
00:33:30Oh, my God.
00:33:35Oh, my God.
00:33:37Oh, my God.
00:33:58All right.
00:34:01So, how does this thing work if we want to undo everything, huh?
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:08What do you mean you don't know?
00:34:10I mean, I don't know.
00:34:11I don't make the rules on this.
00:34:14Okay, sorry.
00:34:15How about if I just make a wish for everything to go back the way it was before Mel made
00:34:23the
00:34:23first wish?
00:34:24But she's pregnant.
00:34:28Yeah, Dirk, but she's sick, remember?
00:34:30You have no idea what that baby would mean to her.
00:34:32Oh, geez.
00:34:33To us.
00:34:34At what cost?
00:34:35You know, we don't know anything about this lamp.
00:34:37Okay, hear me out.
00:34:38We all agree the third wish is to undo this mess.
00:34:44Right?
00:34:46Right?
00:34:48It's worth a shot.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:53All right.
00:34:56I'll do it.
00:35:01I'll just pick it up or what do I do?
00:35:03Oh, yeah.
00:35:04I'll go for it.
00:35:07Oh, shit.
00:35:12Just gotta stare at it.
00:35:13What?
00:35:14Hang on, man.
00:35:16Good for this shit out.
00:35:38Good for this shit out.
00:35:47Well?
00:35:50So how long does it take before it works?
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:54Last time it kind of just worked.
00:36:05The fuck was that?
00:36:11Oh, God.
00:36:31Mel?
00:36:39It just came out.
00:36:57What's wrong with it?
00:36:59Wrong with it?
00:37:00Nothing's wrong with it.
00:37:02It's our child.
00:37:04No, babe.
00:37:06Maybe we should get you to see a doctor.
00:37:09You know, check the both of you out.
00:37:12May your eyes forever see the shadows that watch you,
00:37:17even when you're alone.
00:37:20And may your heartbeat echo loudest
00:37:23just before they drag you into the dark.
00:37:36Mel?
00:37:40Turn.
00:37:44Hey, what's up?
00:37:47What is it?
00:37:51Oh, God.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:38:06Oh, my God.
00:38:09Oh, God.
00:38:10Oh, my God.
00:38:12Oh, my God.
00:38:17Hey,
00:38:34Derek.
00:38:35Hey, buddy. Hey, what the hell was that back there, man? What's wrong?
00:38:40That isn't Mel. And that's not my fucking baby!
00:38:43What? What?
00:38:46It all has to go back to the way it was before, before the magic, before Mel, the money.
00:38:53It has to go back.
00:38:55Okay. What do you mean by that's not Mel back there, man? Talk to me, buddy.
00:38:59I know my fucking wife, Jake.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:01And that, that wasn't her.
00:39:06Don't fuck with me!
00:39:08Wait, would you relax? Listen to me, man.
00:39:11Just tell me what you saw, alright? Hang in there, man.
00:39:15What do you mean that's not your baby?
00:39:22We'll burn it.
00:39:23What? Wait.
00:39:25No.
00:39:25In the fire.
00:39:26I...
00:39:27We're gonna burn one in the fire!
00:39:31Oh, goddammit, man.
00:39:32Would you stay with Mel? Please stay with Mel.
00:39:37Hey, buddy! Come here, man! What the fuck?!
00:39:40Shh!
00:39:42Stop it.
00:39:43No. No.
00:39:56Hey, Mel.
00:39:56Shh!
00:39:59Shh!
00:40:03Shh!
00:40:03Mel, you're my best friend.
00:40:05Talk to me, please.
00:40:15You've never had a friend like me.
00:40:40Hey, man!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:42Hey, bro!
00:40:43Take it easy!
00:40:44Hey!
00:40:44Take it easy, bro!
00:40:45Hey!
00:40:46Relax!
00:40:47Jesus Christ!
00:40:48What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:40:50It isn't a baby.
00:40:52What the fuck does that mean?
00:40:53It isn't a baby.
00:40:54What?
00:40:54What did you see?
00:40:56We have to destroy the lamp.
00:41:00Hang on, okay?
00:41:01Time out.
00:41:02Hey, listen to me.
00:41:03Listen to me.
00:41:05Let's think about this shit, okay?
00:41:06All right.
00:41:10What if...
00:41:11To undo all this fucking shit,
00:41:13let's do that lamp, right?
00:41:15Because if we destroy it,
00:41:17we don't change anything, right?
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Think about it.
00:41:21Right?
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23So if the lamp got us in this mess,
00:41:25in the first place,
00:41:27maybe it'll get us out of it.
00:41:28Huh?
00:41:29Let's just think about it.
00:41:31Okay.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33Yeah?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Thank God.
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:40So...
00:41:41How do we do that?
00:41:44That's a damn good question.
00:41:51I don't know, man.
00:41:53I guess I'll get my laptop
00:41:55and do a little research.
00:41:57See where this thing came from, right?
00:41:59Okay.
00:42:00All right?
00:42:01Of course, yeah.
00:42:02You're gonna fucking scare me, homeboy.
00:42:03I'm sorry.
00:42:04I...
00:42:04I think I shit my pants, man.
00:42:06I'm just fucking doing this.
00:42:09Huh.
00:42:10Damn.
00:42:38All right.
00:42:41Well, it says there was a kingdom hidden beneath the shifting dunes of the Chitauri called
00:42:47Ardashar, a city of flame and silence.
00:42:53And his heart stood, a temple carved into a mountain of black glass, where fire priests worshiped
00:43:01Zarquin, the spirit of boundless desire.
00:43:06The priests discovered that by binding a soul to flame, they could harness the raw power of
00:43:12wishcraft.
00:43:14But the ritual demanded the willing sacrifice of a pure heart, someone untouched by greed,
00:43:21vengeance, or fear.
00:43:23Enter Aladdin, a young boy orphaned in the Great Sand Wars.
00:43:28He was kind, curious, and known for helping strangers despite his own hunger.
00:43:34The priests sang his soul's purity, promising peace and purpose in return for one final act,
00:43:43to become the first wish bearer.
00:43:46Aladdin agreed, and the ritual succeeded.
00:43:49Succeed how?
00:43:54The soul, now Fire Incarnate, could grant any three wishes.
00:44:01But the magic was so volatile, it threatened to consume the whole world, to protect it.
00:44:09The pre-sealed Aladdin's essence in a brass lamp forged from meteorite and cooled in the tears
00:44:16of a mourning goddess.
00:44:18The lamp was hidden beneath the temple, guarded by a shifting labyrinths and sound-bound curses.
00:44:26Okay, so how do we reverse the wishes?
00:44:30I mean, it doesn't say.
00:44:32Fuck this.
00:44:33I'm checking on Mel.
00:44:39But you made the third wish.
00:44:41But it says the lamp doesn't judge.
00:44:44And the intentions of the wisher determine whether their desires bloom or backfire.
00:44:51Because magic like fire only reveals who we truly are.
00:44:56I don't understand why it didn't work like last time.
00:44:59That's what I'm trying to figure out, but it doesn't fucking say it in there.
00:45:08Maybe we need to look somewhere else.
00:45:32Dave.
00:45:37What is it?
00:45:39Are you okay?
00:45:40Mm-hmm.
00:45:42Everything's okay.
00:45:44Everything is exactly as it should be now.
00:45:48Babe, what are you saying?
00:46:01Don't move.
00:46:02This will hurt at all if you don't move.
00:46:07No.
00:46:09It's okay.
00:46:35You're forgetting everything else, which we can't.
00:46:39But why would the lamp be here for us to find?
00:46:44Maybe whoever had it last left it here.
00:46:47Yeah, but why?
00:46:49I mean, it's definitely a dangerous burden.
00:46:53So, um, maybe whoever had it left it.
00:46:57So what's happening right now didn't happen to them.
00:47:01Hmm.
00:47:02Hmm.
00:47:05Well, Derek said that Mel was acting out of the ordinary and that the baby wasn't his.
00:47:12I mean, what's up with that?
00:47:14What does that mean?
00:47:17Pure heart.
00:47:19What?
00:47:20From your story.
00:47:21Um, someone untouched by vengeance, greed, or fear.
00:47:26What's more pure than a newborn baby?
00:47:30So this Aladdin character is in the lamp.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Two wishes.
00:47:36Already done.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:39They both came true.
00:47:43I made a wish for everything to go back to normal and nothing happens.
00:47:51What's up with that?
00:47:54I mean, the intentions of the wisher determine whether their desires bloom or backfire.
00:48:05Because magic like fire only reveals who we truly are.
00:48:12That's what you read, right?
00:48:16So the wisher has to express all those things.
00:48:27So what are you trying to say?
00:48:28That I'm shady or something?
00:48:31No.
00:48:32Um, I'm saying that maybe you need to come clean about something.
00:48:42In order for the wish to come true.
00:48:46Come clean about what?
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:54Um, but I do know that with my condition, Aladdin would see me as someone who's full of fear.
00:49:04Which I am.
00:49:08I mean, there's nothing.
00:49:14Hey.
00:49:16Jake.
00:49:22Whatever it is, I can handle it.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32Come on, we're a break.
00:49:50I was going to leave you after the weekend.
00:50:13I mean, it's just like, you know, every day, I pack that same bag over and over, I think
00:50:21I'm finally going to leave out that door, but I don't.
00:50:30In fact, I just sit there on the edge of the bed and stare at that doorknob like if it's
00:50:36some final exam that I haven't even studied for.
00:50:41I mean, it's not that I don't want to go, I do.
00:50:47I have for months.
00:50:55It's just, you know, when you build your life around somebody, you know, it's leaving.
00:51:03It's like ripping your skin off.
00:51:08But I don't know who I am without us.
00:51:13And maybe that's the scariest part.
00:51:16You know, not the leaving, but the after.
00:51:25There's the guilt that it's heavy.
00:51:30I mean, it's just like, you know, every step towards the door, I feel like I'm just crushing
00:51:39someone else's chest and, and just the thought of looking at your face, knowing that I'm gone.
00:51:48And I mean, you know, the confusion, the hurt, and then I, I hate that I'm the one that put
00:52:01that look there.
00:52:02I know, you didn't ask for this.
00:52:06You didn't break anything.
00:52:10It's me.
00:52:12It was your condition that broke me.
00:52:16Somewhere along the way.
00:52:19And now I'm trying to fix my life without shattering you.
00:52:28So how do you leave someone kindly?
00:52:32How do I walk away without feeling on the bad guy?
00:52:37You don't.
00:52:39You just go.
00:52:42And I hate you for it.
00:52:45I'm sorry that my chemical imbalance is too much for you to handle.
00:52:52But the fear of big objects.
00:52:57I mean, I didn't even know that was a thing.
00:53:00Remember the basketball game?
00:53:02We had to turn around and go back home.
00:53:04Those tickets were a birthday present.
00:53:07I missed half the game because we were sitting in traffic because you were having a panic attack.
00:53:12Oh, God, poor you.
00:53:14Poor you!
00:53:15Yeah, maybe.
00:53:16Maybe poor me for a change.
00:53:22The fuck is that?
00:53:26What the fuck is that?
00:54:04What the hell?
00:54:09Ah, it's great, huh.
00:54:12What?
00:54:14Both the cars are missing.
00:54:16Both of them.
00:54:20Well, maybe Mel and Derek left.
00:54:23I mean, that's fine, but ours is missing, too.
00:54:27Explain that one.
00:54:30I'm gonna check what's up, man.
00:54:32Fucking bullshit.
00:54:42Oh, shit!
00:54:44What the fuck?
00:54:46Oh, buddy.
00:54:50What the fuck happened?
00:54:52Oh, shit!
00:55:02Where is it?
00:55:03Where's the fucking lamp, Rachel?
00:55:07Find it, Rachel.
00:55:07Where the fuck is the lamp?
00:55:12Huh?
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:15You don't know?
00:55:16It was here.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:18Fuck!
00:55:19Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:55:23Where's fucking Mel?
00:55:25I don't know.
00:55:26Maybe I should check the cars.
00:55:31Look.
00:55:33Look, let me get the hell out of here.
00:55:34Not until I make that third wish.
00:55:41Looking for something?
00:55:46Well, what the hell did you do?
00:55:50A sacrifice.
00:55:52Well, two of them, really.
00:56:01You killed Derek.
00:56:02Uh-huh.
00:56:05And the baby.
00:56:09Why?
00:56:11Because the master asked me to.
00:56:14The master?
00:56:17The wish-bearer.
00:56:20Aladdin.
00:56:23No.
00:56:25Put the fucking knife down.
00:56:28Give me the lamp.
00:56:30Huh?
00:56:32This needs to end right now.
00:56:34Please, Derek's fucking dead.
00:56:37Mel, put the fucking knife down.
00:56:39It's too late for that.
00:56:41The wish-bearer is coming back to make the third wish,
00:56:43and when he does, everyone will know his wrath.
00:56:48All I have to do is wish for him to be free.
00:56:51Mel, please.
00:56:55This curse was cast as fire and brimstone.
00:56:59It came in whispers.
00:57:01Choices made.
00:57:03Pain.
00:57:04Things that were buried that were supposed to stay buried.
00:57:08But curses, the real ones, they're born from guilt.
00:57:13Truth twisted just enough to rot.
00:57:18Mel.
00:57:21Give me the lamp.
00:57:24You.
00:57:26Why you?
00:57:31Because I'm tired.
00:57:36Lifting the curse.
00:57:38Lifting the curse.
00:57:38Demands the sacrifice.
00:57:42And I used to take that back with blood.
00:57:45But now I know.
00:57:48It's about facing it.
00:57:52Owning it.
00:57:54All of it.
00:57:57Every broken promise.
00:57:59Every lie.
00:58:02Every night, I pretended that I wasn't the felon.
00:58:10Just let the curse end with me.
00:58:13Okay?
00:58:15And that's some poor soul that comes stumbling across that fucking lamp.
00:58:23Let me set Aladdin free.
00:58:28Wish for the wish bearer to be free.
00:58:51The lamp.
00:58:52Get the lamp.
00:58:54Get the lamp.
00:58:58I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:01I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:01It's open.
00:59:02I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:04It's open.
00:59:08It's open.
00:59:09It's open.
00:59:12It's open.
00:59:17It's open.
00:59:19The lamp.
00:59:21The lamp.
00:59:21The lamp.
00:59:26Ah.
00:59:29Oh.
00:59:31Oh.
00:59:46It looks nice, right?
00:59:53Oh, um, I say it's big.
01:00:01I mean, yeah, it's big. I mean, it's $400 a night.
01:00:14Then you asked me about the condition.
01:00:22What condition?
01:00:27What are you talking about, Rachel?
01:00:28Rachel, what condition?
01:00:35Um, I...
01:00:38Nothing, sorry. Sorry, forget it. I...
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:42So we go and get a room real quick before the others get here, right?
01:00:45Is that good?
01:00:47Hey, there they are.
01:00:49What took you guys so long?
01:00:51Man, I thought we were doing great timing.
01:00:54I thought for sure we'd beat you two here.
01:00:56Afraid not.
01:00:58Let me guess.
01:01:00You got the best room.
01:01:01Afraid so.
01:01:03But hey, come in.
01:01:05The place is amazing.
01:01:06You'll definitely be comfortable.
01:01:07Come on, check it out.
01:01:11You see this, babe?
01:01:15Babe, what is the matter?
01:01:21I've done this before.
01:01:25It...
01:01:26What?
01:01:26It was different.
01:01:28I...
01:01:29What do you mean we've done this before?
01:01:31We've never been here before.
01:01:33This is our first time here.
01:01:35Yes.
01:01:35What are you talking about?
01:01:41Honey.
01:01:47Um...
01:01:48Hey, why don't you go inside and I'll be there a minute.
01:01:53You sure?
01:01:57Okay.
01:02:18So you want to know why we're really late?
01:02:20Why?
01:02:24Well, I had to stop at this one stand that sold bean burritos.
01:02:27Oh, God.
01:02:30Right?
01:02:31See where I'm going with this?
01:02:32I think so.
01:02:32Well, fast forward an hour down the road, right?
01:02:36I had to stop over this dumpy gas station.
01:02:39Same place, you know, that sells boiled peanuts, windshield wipers, possibly meth, right?
01:02:45Definitely meth.
01:02:47Anyways, it had the rusted handle, flickering lights.
01:02:50I mean, the whole place looked like it witnessed a crime or two in there, right?
01:02:56You know?
01:02:56Fucking toilet looked like it.
01:02:57I mean, it definitely sees some crime there, right?
01:03:00Had the crack seat, sticky freaking floors.
01:03:04There was even a graffiti on the wall that said even Satan would even shit here.
01:03:10You know what?
01:03:11Um, I'm going to...
01:03:14I'm going to go lay down.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Um, yeah.
01:03:17Do you...
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21Yeah, I, um...
01:03:23I think that I'm just a little tired from the drive, and so, um...
01:03:28Yeah, yeah.
01:03:28Yeah, sure.
01:03:29Go ahead.
01:03:29We'll be here when you get up.
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:45It was so bad.
01:03:47I'm just...
01:03:48I'm afraid of the demons.
01:03:50Spanking me right in the back of the back door, man.
01:03:53I'm, like, hovering over the toilet, sweating, saying a prayer, like, dear God, let it come out!
01:03:59All I want, sir!
01:04:01All I want, sir!
01:04:25All I want, sir!
01:04:26Yeah!
01:04:26been there? Yeah, um, there was nothing. So the, the baby? What about him? He requires
01:04:51a replacement. Who? The wish bearer. He needs someone to take his place. Take his place where? Inside
01:05:10the lamp, of course. Mel, Mel, please. I don't, I don't know what this is.
01:05:21Yeah, you do. Why don't we talk about it in the living room, okay? Come on. Come on.
01:06:10Rachel. Jake. What's going on? You left me. You left me. You left me. You left me. You
01:06:21did the curse. We did. But you just don't left the curse. That's not how it works. Curses
01:06:31are woven. Thread by thread. Word by word. Every lie. Every wound. Every selfish act. It all
01:06:44nuts together. A witch says a few creepy words. Something goes poof. You grow a tail. You
01:06:50turn into a frog. But the real ones, the ones we make ourselves, they're slower. They don't
01:06:58strike like lightning. They settle in quietly, deeply. You fix it by going back. And not with
01:07:08a lamp or magic. But with truth. With humility. You face the people you wronged. You face yourself.
01:07:21You pick up the mess you made. Even if it takes a lifetime. Because the one thing they don't
01:07:28tell you is the curse doesn't break whenever everything goes back to normal. The curse breaks
01:07:36when you change and you stop passing it down. But if we keep going, stitch by stitch, tear
01:07:45by tear, we're unweaving the damage. Maybe if we keep going, it could be replaced by something
01:07:59more powerful. Something whole. A whole new world. But I didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:12The sacrifice. You're the only one that didn't suffer. Exactly. We'll be there by now. Hell,
01:08:22we have a new one to offer. To Aladdin. The wish bearer. It's us. Can't you see? Three wishes. Three
01:08:39friends. But I... You wished for this all to end. It was there. I watched you wish for it to
01:08:48go
01:08:48back to the way it was before. Hmm. It's too late for that, Rachel. I already made the third
01:08:57wish before you stabbed me in the back. Literally. I wish for you to be free.
01:09:40So, now to fulfill Aladdin's prophecy, we must replace the soul with another.
01:09:49Yours. You're gonna... You're gonna try to put me in the lamp? We aren't gonna try. We
01:09:57will. And that's where you'll stay. Until someone else finds it and is granted three new wishes.
01:10:02If they find it. You see, in order for a curse to end, to be whole, we'll destroy it after
01:10:17you're inside.
01:10:18So what happens to me then? You'll be lost forever. The same fate that was bestowed upon Aladdin
01:10:25many centuries ago. We need to start the ritual. Yeah, we're wasting time. Let's get on with
01:10:31it. Take her outside. Bring the lamp. No, no!
01:10:35Jake! Jake! Jake!
01:10:45Who's coming?
01:10:46Me! Jake!
01:11:00Hey, what page number is it again?
01:11:02Ah, Jesus Christ. How the hell do you lose the page number?
01:11:07I don't know. It's not like it's bookmarked or anything.
01:11:09Just saying. It's a pretty important piece of information.
01:11:12You'd think to jot the page number down.
01:11:14With what?
01:11:16I don't know! A pencil? A Sharpie? It doesn't matter!
01:11:19Okay! If you could do a better job, you fucking do it!
01:11:22I will. At least I don't know what fucking page to turn to.
01:11:31What page number was it?
01:11:32Oh my god!
01:11:33Excuse me the damn book, okay?
01:11:35I'll find it.
01:11:40Here.
01:11:45Right here.
01:11:47Page 142.
01:11:48In case you guys are keeping score.
01:11:53Because we need a blade. It says you take three drops of her blood. You pour it directly into the
01:12:00lab. Okay?
01:12:05Do we have a knife?
01:12:07Are you serious?
01:12:09That was my job too. I take her out of the room. I'm in charge of the book. I'm in
01:12:12charge of the knife. Can someone else do something?
01:12:15All right. Forget it. I'll do it.
01:12:17Good.
01:12:19Jake! Jake! Please! Please!
01:12:23Technically, Jake and these two are dead. So save your breath. This will be over in no time.
01:12:32All right. Okay.
01:12:33Good job!
01:12:34All right.
01:12:36So it says you get a right palm and cut along the lines.
01:12:45You want to go do that right now?
01:12:46Oh, yeah.
01:12:47Yeah. Go ahead.
01:12:48No!
01:12:50No!
01:12:51No!
01:12:52No!
01:13:00All right. Now what?
01:13:02Three drops of blood. When you got it, pour it into the lamp.
01:13:07How the hell do I do three drops of blood?
01:13:09Just take her hand, pour the drops into the lamp!
01:13:17Are you gonna be like this forever?
01:13:18Like what?
01:13:19Like a child!
01:13:20Okay, we are children. Do you remember that? Orphan during the Sand Wars? Ring a bell.
01:13:26Would you just get it done? Just get it done. Just get it done.
01:13:31Where the hell is she?
01:13:33The lamp. The lamp.
01:13:36Find her. Find her now!
01:13:39Okay, okay.
01:13:44What?
01:13:44I don't do shit.
01:13:46Rachel.
01:13:49Rachel.
01:13:52Come out.
01:13:55Come on, we're friends, right?
01:13:59Not gonna hurt ya.
01:14:03Come out, come out, wherever you are!
01:14:14Rachel.
01:14:18Rachel.
01:14:19You're being difficult.
01:14:22This is how it needs to be, Rachel.
01:14:26Rachel.
01:14:33Rachel.
01:14:37Not gonna hurt ya.
01:14:42Please.
01:14:45Pardon me.
01:14:55Please.
01:15:04No!
01:15:30Rachel, is that you?
01:15:35Come on, let's talk about this.
01:15:40I can help you, you know.
01:15:46Us girls, we gotta stick together.
01:15:51Why don't we work out some kind of deal?
01:15:54We could trade you with one of the boys.
01:15:59Rachel, where are you?
01:16:03I'm right here, bitch.
01:16:04I'm right here.
01:16:05No!
01:16:13No!
01:16:18No!
01:16:20No!
01:16:22No!
01:17:07Rachel.
01:17:13I know.
01:17:16Mel.
01:17:17Derrick.
01:17:20I know what you're thinking.
01:17:22Really?
01:17:25Somehow I doubt that.
01:17:35You don't understand.
01:17:40This is not my idea.
01:17:44Aladdin is making me do all this.
01:17:46Yeah?
01:17:51It's not what I wanted.
01:17:55Take the knife.
01:17:59Kill yourself.
01:18:02End it.
01:18:10That's what I thought.
01:18:21You know, you once told me some bullshit story.
01:18:28Maybe you don't remember now, right?
01:18:30Because you're somebody else.
01:18:31But the real Jake.
01:18:35The real Jake.
01:18:38Once asked me how you leave someone kindly.
01:18:44And you walk away.
01:18:48And not feel like the bad guy.
01:18:57That was the scariest part.
01:19:03Not leaving.
01:19:08The after.
01:19:08The after.
01:19:14The after.
01:19:16Give me that.
01:19:25Rachel.
01:19:27Baby.
01:19:29It's me.
01:19:30Jake.
01:19:35Do you trust me?
01:19:39Do you trust me?
01:19:49Yes.
01:19:59No, no.
01:20:01No, no.
01:20:20You son.
01:20:22laughs
01:20:25No.
01:20:36You.
01:20:39No.
01:20:48It's me.
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