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00:00:17For centuries, men have bled rivers and burned kingdoms to the ground for a cursed lamp.
00:00:24They call it magical, divine, a gift from the gods.
00:00:31Three wishes, just three, but they never see the truth, never hear the screams buried beneath each wish.
00:00:42Every wish carved in greed, every war lit by envy, empires rose with trembling hands and crumbled beneath the weight
00:00:52of what they thought they wanted.
00:00:54Blood spilled in the name of wistfulness, of dreams too frail to hold the weight of reality.
00:01:01I watched kings go mad from power they begged for.
00:01:05Lovers twist devotion into daggers.
00:01:09Brothers slit throats for promises that never came.
00:01:12I have seen miracles granted, and souls shattered in return.
00:01:18For this lamp does not grant joy.
00:01:20It exposes it.
00:01:21It corrupts it.
00:01:23And now, it sits in new hands.
00:01:26Yours, warm, waiting.
00:01:29So tell me, what could you possibly wish for?
00:01:32That no one else has died trying to take.
00:01:35You there.
00:02:04You are going to die.
00:02:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, man.
00:02:38Oh, oh, oh, yeah, it looks nice.
00:02:47It's big.
00:02:51Yeah, it's big.
00:02:55I mean, you could look at it as a bunch of small spaces
00:02:57put together in one.
00:03:02What, just trying to be helpful.
00:03:03Jesus Christ.
00:03:06OK, OK, look, it's just three days, right?
00:03:12Yeah, just three days, and we'll be out of here
00:03:19first thing Monday morning, OK?
00:03:22It'll be like none of this ever happened, all right?
00:03:30Look, the doctor said in order to beat this thing,
00:03:34you've got to face it head on.
00:03:39You can't beat it by being afraid.
00:03:45It was good.
00:03:47Did you get that jam on a fortune cookie?
00:03:51Maybe.
00:03:58Just trying to help.
00:04:00Besides, it's a positive truth, huh?
00:04:08All right, so what do you say, uh, I grab the bags,
00:04:11meet you inside?
00:04:12Yeah?
00:04:18All right.
00:04:19Door should be open.
00:04:20Go.
00:04:20I got it.
00:04:23Go.
00:04:24Keep walking.
00:04:27I'm serious.
00:04:28I'll be there.
00:04:29Go.
00:04:35Three days.
00:04:39Three fucking days.
00:04:52I'm serious.
00:04:55Whew.
00:05:12Come on.
00:05:17Oh, God.
00:05:20Oh, God.
00:05:23Oh, God.
00:05:28Let's go.
00:05:29Have a great day.
00:05:32Come on, Father.
00:05:34Come on, Father.
00:05:35I love you, Father.
00:05:37Oh, Father, you are so big.
00:05:39Oh, God.
00:05:40Oh, God.
00:07:19Everything okay?
00:07:21Oh, shit.
00:07:22I didn't mean to scare you.
00:07:27Too late for that.
00:07:30What are you doing?
00:07:31What?
00:07:31I, um, was looking at the woods.
00:07:39Looking at the woods?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:44You see anything interesting out there?
00:07:48Uh, no.
00:07:49Not, not really.
00:07:51Huh?
00:07:51Hmm.
00:07:54There's a lot of wildlife in those woods.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:01I reckon we'll see, uh, deer, bears, lions, tigers.
00:08:10Oh, my.
00:08:10Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:08:11You're not helping.
00:08:12In fact, you're making it worse.
00:08:15Sorry.
00:08:16Hey, why don't we go pick out a room before the other ones get here, huh?
00:08:21Early bird gets his worm.
00:08:23Come on.
00:08:29Baby.
00:08:30Come on.
00:08:33Where are you going?
00:08:45No, that's all good, man.
00:08:48Yeah, just take your time.
00:08:50We'll see you in the morning.
00:08:53Oh, yeah.
00:08:55Oh, place is awesome.
00:08:57Oh, yeah.
00:08:58Yeah, yeah.
00:08:58Wait till you see it.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:03Okay, well, we'll see you soon.
00:09:05Be careful.
00:09:07All right.
00:09:08Bye.
00:09:10Who's that?
00:09:13That was Derek.
00:09:16Something came up at the firm.
00:09:20Mel doesn't want to drive up alone.
00:09:22He doesn't want to make her wait.
00:09:25We'll be here in the morning.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:30Hey, I left your bag up on the bed here if you want to unpack.
00:09:34And any of those chores are yours, you could have.
00:09:54Gosh.
00:10:12Honey.
00:10:14Rachel.
00:10:15What are you doing?
00:10:16What is that?
00:10:19Um, what is this?
00:10:22I don't know.
00:10:24I mean, it looks like one of those lamps that you rub when Jenny comes out, right?
00:10:30Right.
00:10:31No, I get that.
00:10:31I just, I mean, what is it doing in here?
00:10:34I don't know why it's doing there.
00:10:38I mean, it looks kind of cool.
00:10:42It looks very antique-y.
00:10:45Antique-y?
00:10:47You like stuff like that.
00:10:49Strange.
00:10:51What, you want me to call the owners?
00:10:54Let them know maybe somebody left it behind when they were checking out?
00:10:57Maybe.
00:10:58What?
00:11:02Um, no, nothing.
00:11:06Who cares, right?
00:11:07Who cares, right?
00:11:07It's just a lamp.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10It's a lamp.
00:11:12Who cares?
00:11:17I'm going to unpack, okay?
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:39Okay.
00:15:02Please.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03Anyway.
00:15:05Um...
00:15:05Rusted knife.
00:15:06Flickering light.
00:15:07I mean...
00:15:08Somebody definitely died in there once.
00:15:11Probably.
00:15:14The toilet, I mean...
00:15:15The toilet, I mean, looked like it witnessed crimes.
00:15:16Seat was cracked, floor was sticky, and the graffiti on the wall said shit like...
00:15:21Even Satan wouldn't shit here.
00:15:24Are you serious?
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:29Anyway, I hovered, I sweat, I said a prayer, and just when I thought I was in the clear, the
00:15:38door flung open.
00:15:39What?
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Forgot to lash it.
00:15:42What?
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:43I met a trucker named Gene E.
00:15:46Gene E?
00:15:47Yeah, he...
00:15:48Two words?
00:15:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:50Me and him made soul-shattering eye contact.
00:15:55Mom screamed.
00:15:56Mom screamed.
00:15:57I don't think either of us are ever in love again.
00:16:01But hey, that burrito though, huh?
00:16:04Oh, fuck, dude.
00:16:05It was totally worth it.
00:16:07All right, corner pocket right there.
00:16:09Hey, there she is.
00:16:12Ah, somebody slipped in.
00:16:15Yeah, I didn't even realize I slept in.
00:16:17Well, that's okay.
00:16:18It's the first night, new place, right?
00:16:21Maybe you want a beer?
00:16:22Uh, no, thanks.
00:16:23Oh, please drink with me.
00:16:25I cannot suffer through these two idiots on my own.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29Maybe later.
00:16:30So how do you like the cabin?
00:16:33It's nice.
00:16:34I wasn't sure with the condition.
00:16:40Oh, um, well, we're working on it.
00:16:43The doctor said that the weekend would be good for her.
00:16:47You know, that she needed the face of peers kind of thing.
00:16:51Yeah, right.
00:16:53Well, I'm gonna grab our bags from the car.
00:16:56Okay.
00:16:57Do you want to show Mel to our den of love for the weekend?
00:16:59Yeah, gross.
00:17:01Come on, you're helping.
00:17:02Oh, I am?
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:06I guess I am.
00:17:08Maybe I'll leave you with a beer.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:13Let's go, burrito boy.
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:17Show me the digs.
00:17:18All right.
00:17:18Show me what's up.
00:17:41I feel better.
00:17:42Um, so obviously this is us, but the one in the back is just as big.
00:17:45What the heck is this?
00:17:47Um, nothing.
00:17:49It's just a lamp that was here last night when I got in.
00:17:52Wow.
00:17:53Weird, right?
00:17:54It's beautiful.
00:17:55It's like, you know, this is like one of those old basement finds that's worth like a
00:18:00zillion dollars on that one show.
00:18:04Uh, maybe.
00:18:05I don't know.
00:18:06Huh.
00:18:07So it was just here when you arrived?
00:18:10Yep.
00:18:11Just there in the drawer.
00:18:12Huh.
00:18:13I wonder if it grants wishes.
00:18:16You know, like from the stories, you rub it, you get a wish.
00:18:19Yeah, I know the stories.
00:18:20Um, just messing with you.
00:18:23Hey, babe!
00:18:24Babe!
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Oh, there you are.
00:18:27Hey.
00:18:28Hey.
00:18:28I have a huge jacuzzi.
00:18:30You in?
00:18:31Right now?
00:18:32Hell yeah, right now.
00:18:34What's that?
00:18:35Uh, nothing.
00:18:36It's just a lamp that was here when Jake and I got in.
00:18:39Looks like one of those magic rub things.
00:18:41A magic rub thing?
00:18:43This is a magic lamp?
00:18:46Grants you wishes?
00:18:47Ring a bell?
00:18:48Yeah.
00:18:49Okay.
00:18:49That's what I said.
00:18:51So, anyway, rub that shit out and let's get in the hot dog.
00:18:54Okay.
00:18:55You're not really gonna rub it, are you?
00:18:56Why not?
00:18:58Because.
00:18:58That's a myth.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:00If it's a myth, then no harm in trying, right?
00:19:03For fun?
00:19:03Just for fun.
00:19:04It's fine.
00:19:05It's fine.
00:19:06It's fine.
00:19:06I'll just wish for a teeny tiny small wish.
00:19:09No big deal.
00:19:10Watch.
00:19:11Um.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:16I wish for a million dollars.
00:19:29See?
00:19:30I'm still broke.
00:19:32Lamp doesn't work.
00:19:33It's bikini time.
00:19:34It's bikini time.
00:19:35It's bikini time.
00:19:36It's bikini time.
00:19:38It's bikini time.
00:19:41It's bikini time.
00:19:42Sorry.
00:19:42I wish.
00:19:45Yep.
00:20:26Hey, it's Jirana.
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:47I don't know.
00:21:16I don't know.
00:21:53I don't know.
00:22:20I don't know.
00:22:21I don't know.
00:22:43I don't know.
00:22:46I don't know.
00:22:54I don't know.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:11I knock on the door and I open it up and this was on the porch.
00:23:14Well, what do we do?
00:23:15Should we call someone?
00:23:16Like who?
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18The police.
00:23:19And say what?
00:23:21Hey, help.
00:23:22We found a big bag of cash.
00:23:24I don't know.
00:23:24Maybe someone lost it or something.
00:23:26On the front porch in the middle of the night?
00:23:28Yeah, I agree with Mel.
00:23:29We should call the police.
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30Have you tried counting it?
00:23:31It's exactly a million dollars.
00:23:34A million dollars?
00:23:35To the cent.
00:23:36Freaking weird, right?
00:23:38Oh, yeah.
00:23:39My two cents?
00:23:39We split it four ways.
00:23:41You know, it's only fair.
00:23:42How's that fair?
00:23:44There's four of us.
00:23:45We found it together.
00:23:48First of all, I found it.
00:23:49I was there in spirit.
00:23:51Why, you were passed out drunk?
00:23:52Okay, no, we're not keeping the money.
00:23:55Honey.
00:23:55We're not keeping it.
00:23:56Jake, this is wrong, okay?
00:23:57A bag of cash just lands on our porch in the middle of the night.
00:24:00You know, we don't know where it came from.
00:24:01That alone doesn't scare the hell out of you.
00:24:03Yeah, that really scares me.
00:24:05Not really.
00:24:06Okay, you know what?
00:24:07It should, Derek.
00:24:14We're calling the police.
00:24:23All right.
00:24:25All right, let me go get my phone.
00:24:29But I fucking hate it.
00:24:31You don't think it was the...
00:24:33No.
00:24:35Because that's impossible.
00:24:36Right.
00:24:38Right.
00:24:39This is just a coincidence.
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:42It's a coincidence.
00:24:44Totally.
00:24:44It's just a coincidence.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:48Yep.
00:24:50Yep.
00:25:25You doing okay?
00:25:27Yeah, I think so.
00:25:29Is it the megalophobia?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36No.
00:25:37I mean, yeah, that's always there.
00:25:40But, um, no, I was just, uh, just wondering if we should tell the guys about the whole wishing
00:25:48on the lamp thing.
00:25:51I don't know.
00:25:52Derek is still pretty mad.
00:25:54You want to let them keep the money?
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:58I know.
00:26:00But he's always mad these days.
00:26:01I'm not even surprised.
00:26:03What do you mean?
00:26:07Um, we've been trying to get pregnant.
00:26:14Well, I'm sorry.
00:26:15I didn't know.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:18I painted the room yellow.
00:26:21Hopeful, they say neutral.
00:26:23That room has been yellow for two years now.
00:26:30Two years of vitamins and apps and thermometers and that damn clock that just keeps ticking
00:26:37louder and louder and louder every single month.
00:26:40It's like, do you know what it's like to hope and to grieve every 28 days?
00:26:49It's awful.
00:26:50Sorry.
00:26:54People say to just relax.
00:26:57It'll happen when you're not trying, but they don't see the stacks of negative tests in
00:27:02my bathroom trash or the tears that I cry because I don't want him to think he's failing me too.
00:27:09And I've tried everything.
00:27:11I've tried organic foods and no caffeine and acupuncture and I've prayed.
00:27:19I've really, really prayed.
00:27:21And every time I go in that room and it's empty, I feel like I'm being punished for something
00:27:28that I don't remember doing.
00:27:31And I know I'd make a good mom, I know it, I can feel it in my bones, but maybe
00:27:39that's not enough.
00:27:40Maybe wanting something with your whole entire heart isn't a guarantee.
00:27:45Maybe it may be just some room stay yellow forever.
00:27:48Maybe it may be just some room stay yellow forever.
00:27:52God.
00:27:56I wish I had the right words, you know?
00:28:06I wish that I was pregnant.
00:28:10I wish that I was pregnant.
00:28:32I wish I had the right words, weren't there.
00:28:41to the police station they weren't happy about it either okay what what is it
00:28:57it's positive the lamp it worked oh my god it really worked
00:29:05that's incredible oh my god
00:29:11hey mom i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay oh oh my god okay okay hey hey hey you're all right
00:29:19you're right
00:29:20what's wrong tell me what's wrong i don't know your stomach are you okay are you okay okay okay
00:29:26oh my god hey no no no no oh shit oh shit what what you're bleeding you're bleeding here are
00:29:34you
00:29:34okay oh my god oh my god oh my god it's a lot oh my god okay hey hey you're
00:29:43okay you're right you're
00:29:44okay oh my god okay okay
00:29:58oh
00:30:05oh
00:30:15tell me exactly what happened
00:30:21ems said that she has a hemorrhage what she's bleeding from her oh jesus christ
00:30:30what the doctors didn't think to take her in to the hospital no they did and i tried but she
00:30:35refused
00:30:36and i tried to call you but uh yeah service sucks in this place yeah not to mention we had
00:30:42to drive
00:30:4340 fucking miles to the police station because you wanted us to give the money hey don't yell at me
00:30:47just because you weren't here well it looks pretty fucking bad when two assholes show up to a
00:30:52oklahoma police station with a duffel bag full of money all right all right all right all right shut up
00:30:59let's talk about this outside okay
00:31:17let's talk about this outside okay
00:31:25rachel what the fuck happened in there
00:31:30rachel what happened in there
00:31:35the lamp what is she talking about what lamp what the whoa the lamp in the bedroom
00:31:43the one that we found when we checked it what about it
00:31:55okay look mel found a lamp and rubbed it and jokingly wished for a million dollars
00:32:03oh god okay but then it showed up and we were inside on the stairs and she was telling me
00:32:10how
00:32:10she couldn't get pregnant and so she took the lamp and she wished for it and then the next thing
00:32:15i know
00:32:15she's showing me a pregnancy test and it's positive but then she's on the floor screaming in pain and
00:32:23bleeding and so that's what i call the ambulance i all right i know i know it's i know it
00:32:29sounds crazy
00:32:30i know but that's what happens okay this is wait wait wait she told you she was pregnant
00:32:38yeah she showed me the pregnancy test she's insane you guys are with me right no
00:32:44i mean all right where where's the lamp
00:32:59come on let's go find it
00:33:14rachel today
00:33:58All right.
00:34:01So how does this thing work if we want to undo everything, huh?
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:08What do you mean you don't know?
00:34:10I mean, I don't know.
00:34:11I don't make the rules on this.
00:34:14Okay, sorry.
00:34:15How about if I make a wish for everything to go back the way it was before Mel made the
00:34:23first wish?
00:34:24But she's pregnant.
00:34:28Yeah, Derek, but she's sick, remember?
00:34:30You have no idea what that baby would mean to her.
00:34:32Oh, Jesus.
00:34:33To us.
00:34:34At what cost?
00:34:35You know, we don't know anything about this lamb.
00:34:37Okay, hear me out.
00:34:39We all agree the third wish is to undo this mess.
00:34:44Right?
00:34:46Right?
00:34:48It's worth a shot.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:53All right.
00:34:57I'll do it.
00:35:00All right.
00:35:01Just pick it up.
00:35:02What do I do?
00:35:03Oh, yeah.
00:35:04Go for it.
00:35:06Oh, shit.
00:35:12Just gotta stare at it.
00:35:13What?
00:35:14Hang on, man.
00:35:16Get rid of this shit out.
00:35:26Oh, man.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:30Oh!
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:47Well?
00:35:50So long does it take before it works?
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:54Last time it kind of just worked.
00:36:05What the fuck was that?
00:36:31Well?
00:36:38Well, it just came out.
00:36:57What's wrong with it?
00:36:59Wrong with it?
00:37:00Nothing's wrong with it.
00:37:02It's our child.
00:37:04No, babe.
00:37:06Maybe we should get you to see a doctor.
00:37:09You know, check the both of you out.
00:37:13May your eyes forever see the shadows that watch you.
00:37:17Even when you're alone.
00:37:20And may your heartbeat echo loudest.
00:37:23Just before they drag you into the dark.
00:37:37Mel?
00:37:40Turn.
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:46What's up?
00:37:46What is it?
00:37:51What?
00:37:55What is it?
00:37:58What is it?
00:38:02What?
00:38:04What?
00:38:07What?
00:38:08What?
00:38:10What?
00:38:17Hey.
00:38:19Hey.
00:38:34Derek!
00:38:35Hey, buddy.
00:38:37Hey, what the hell was that back there, man?
00:38:39What's wrong?
00:38:40That isn't Mel.
00:38:41And that's not my fucking baby!
00:38:43What?
00:38:44What?
00:38:46It all has to go back to the way it was before.
00:38:49Before the magic, before Mel, the money.
00:38:52It has to go back.
00:38:55Okay.
00:38:55What do you mean by that's not Mel back there, man?
00:38:58Talk to me, buddy.
00:38:59I know my fucking wife, Jake.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:01And that...
00:39:04That wasn't her.
00:39:06Don't fuck with me!
00:39:08Wait, would you relax?
00:39:09Listen to me, man.
00:39:11Just tell me what you saw, all right?
00:39:13Hang in there, man.
00:39:15What do you mean that's not your baby?
00:39:22We'll burn it.
00:39:23What?
00:39:24Wait.
00:39:25In the fire.
00:39:26I...
00:39:26We're gonna burn one in the fire!
00:39:30Oh, God damn it, man.
00:39:32Would you stay with Mel?
00:39:33Please stay with Mel.
00:39:36Hey, buddy!
00:39:38Come here, man!
00:39:38What the fuck?
00:39:47Hey, Mel.
00:39:48Hey, Mel.
00:39:56Hey, Mel.
00:40:02Hey, Mel.
00:40:03Hey, Mel, you're my best friend.
00:40:05Talk to me.
00:40:06Please.
00:40:15You've never had a friend like me.
00:40:40Hey, man.
00:40:41Hey, hey, bro.
00:40:43Take it easy.
00:40:44Hey, take it easy, bro.
00:40:45Hey, relax.
00:40:47Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:40:50It isn't a baby.
00:40:51What the fuck does that mean?
00:40:53It isn't a baby.
00:40:54What?
00:40:54What did you see?
00:40:56We have to destroy the lamp.
00:41:00Hang on, okay?
00:41:01Time out.
00:41:02Hey, listen to me.
00:41:03Listen to me.
00:41:05Let's think about this shit, okay?
00:41:07All right.
00:41:10What if to undo all this fucking shit,
00:41:13let's do that lamp, right?
00:41:15Because if we destroy it,
00:41:17we don't change anything, right?
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Think about it.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:21Right?
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23So if the lamp got us in this mess in the first place,
00:41:26maybe it'll get us out of it, huh?
00:41:29Let's just think about it.
00:41:31Okay.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33Yeah?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Thank God.
00:41:41So, how do we do that?
00:41:44That's a damn good question.
00:41:51I don't know, man.
00:41:53I guess I'll get my laptop and do a little research,
00:41:57see where this thing came from, right?
00:41:59Okay.
00:42:00All right?
00:42:01Of course, yeah.
00:42:02You're fucking scaring me, homeboy.
00:42:03Sorry.
00:42:04Fuck.
00:42:05Biggest shit in my pants, man.
00:42:06Just fucking doing this.
00:42:09Huh.
00:42:10Damn.
00:42:24All right.
00:42:26All right.
00:42:41Well, it says there was a kingdom hidden beneath
00:42:44with the shifting dunes of the Chitauri called Ardashar,
00:42:49the city of flame and silence.
00:42:53In its heart stood a temple carved into a mountain of black glass
00:42:58where fire priests worshipped Zarquin,
00:43:02the spirit of boundless desire.
00:43:06The priests discovered that by binding a soul to flame they could harness the raw power of wishcraft.
00:43:14But the ritual demanded the willing sacrifice of a pure heart, someone untouched by greed, vengeance, or fear.
00:43:23Enter Aladdin, a young boy orphaned in the great sand wars.
00:43:28He was kind, curious, and known for helping strangers despite his own hunger.
00:43:34The priests sing his soul's purity, promising peace and purpose in return for one final act,
00:43:43to become the first wish bearer.
00:43:46Aladdin agreed, and ritual succeeded.
00:43:50Succeed how?
00:43:53The soul, now fire incarnate, could grant any three wishes.
00:44:01But the magic was so volatile, it threatened to consume the whole world, to protect it.
00:44:09The pre-sealed Aladdin's essence and a brass lamp forged from meteorite
00:44:15and cooled in the tears of a mourning goddess.
00:44:18The lamp was hidden beneath the temple, guarded by a shifting labyrinths and sound-bound curses.
00:44:26Okay, so, how do we reverse the wishes?
00:44:30I mean, it doesn't say.
00:44:32Fuck this.
00:44:33I'm checking on Mel.
00:44:39But you made the third wish.
00:44:41But it says the lamp doesn't judge.
00:44:44And the intentions of the wisher determine whether their desires bloom or backfire.
00:44:50Because magic like fire only reveals who we truly are.
00:44:56I don't understand why it didn't work like last time.
00:44:59That's what I'm trying to figure out, but it doesn't fucking say it in there.
00:45:07I mean, maybe we need to look somewhere else.
00:45:10David.
00:45:10I mean, there-
00:45:10I mean, there-
00:45:17Oh, man, there-
00:45:22Oh.
00:45:24Oh.
00:45:33David.
00:45:34Oh.
00:45:37What is it?
00:45:39Are you okay?
00:45:40Mm-hmm. Everything's okay.
00:45:44Everything is exactly as it should be now.
00:45:48Babe, what are you saying?
00:46:01Don't move. This will hurt at all if you don't move.
00:46:06No. It's okay.
00:46:35Or if we're getting everything else, which we can't,
00:46:40why would the lamp be here for us to find?
00:46:44Maybe whoever had it last left it here.
00:46:47Anna, but why?
00:46:49I mean, it's definitely a dangerous burden,
00:46:52so maybe whoever had it left it,
00:46:57so what's happening right now didn't happen to them.
00:47:01Hmm. Hmm.
00:47:05Well, Derek said that Mel was acting out of the ordinary
00:47:10and that the baby wasn't his.
00:47:12I mean, what's up with that?
00:47:14What does that mean?
00:47:17Pure heart.
00:47:19What?
00:47:20From your story.
00:47:21Um, someone untouched by vengeance, greed, or fear.
00:47:26What's more pure than a newborn baby?
00:47:30So this Aladdin character is in the lamp.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Two wishes already done.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:39They both came true.
00:47:43I made a wish for everything to go back to normal,
00:47:48and nothing happens.
00:47:51What's up with that?
00:47:54I mean,
00:47:57the intentions of the wisher determine
00:48:01whether their desires bloom or backfire,
00:48:05because magic like fire
00:48:08only reveals who we truly are.
00:48:13That's what you read, right?
00:48:16So the wisher
00:48:19has to express all those things.
00:48:27So what are you trying to say?
00:48:28That I'm shady or something?
00:48:31No.
00:48:32Um,
00:48:34I'm saying that
00:48:37maybe you need to come clean about something.
00:48:42In order for the wish to come true.
00:48:46Come clean about what?
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:54Um,
00:48:55but I do know that
00:48:58that
00:48:59with my condition,
00:48:59Aladdin would see me
00:49:00as someone who's full of fear.
00:49:04Which I am.
00:49:09I mean,
00:49:10there's nothing.
00:49:15Hey.
00:49:16Jake.
00:49:22whatever it is,
00:49:26I can handle it.
00:49:31Come on, for a run.
00:49:45Come on, for a run.
00:49:50I was gonna leave you.
00:49:56After the weekend.
00:50:13I mean, it's just like, you know, every day.
00:50:18I pack that same bag over and over.
00:50:21I think I'm finally gonna leave out that door.
00:50:26But I don't.
00:50:31I just sit there on the edge of the bed
00:50:33and stare at that doorknob.
00:50:36Like if it's some final exam
00:50:38that I haven't even studied for.
00:50:41I mean, it's not that I don't wanna go.
00:50:44I do.
00:50:48I have for months.
00:50:55It's just, you know,
00:50:56when you build your life around somebody,
00:50:58you know, it's...
00:51:01Leaving...
00:51:03is like...
00:51:04ripping your skin off.
00:51:07But I don't know
00:51:08who I am without us.
00:51:13And maybe that's the scariest part.
00:51:16You know, not the leaving, but...
00:51:19the after.
00:51:22The after.
00:51:25There's the guilt.
00:51:27That it's heavy.
00:51:30I mean, it's just like, you know,
00:51:34every step...
00:51:36towards the door,
00:51:37I feel like I'm just crushing someone else's chest.
00:51:41And...
00:51:42just the thought of looking at your face.
00:51:47Knowing that of God.
00:51:48I mean, you know, the...
00:51:51confusion.
00:51:52The hurt.
00:51:56And then I...
00:51:59I hate...
00:52:00that I'm the one that put that look there.
00:52:03I know.
00:52:03You didn't ask for this.
00:52:06You didn't break anything.
00:52:10It's me.
00:52:12It was your condition that broke me.
00:52:16Somewhere along the way.
00:52:19And now...
00:52:21I'm trying to fix my life without...
00:52:24shattering you.
00:52:28It's like, how do you leave someone kindly?
00:52:32How do I walk away...
00:52:34without feeling on the bad guy?
00:52:37You don't.
00:52:39You just go.
00:52:42And I hate you for it.
00:52:45I'm sorry that my chemical imbalance...
00:52:49is too much for you to handle.
00:52:52But the fear...
00:52:54of big objects...
00:52:57I mean, I didn't even know that was a thing.
00:53:00Remember the basketball game?
00:53:02We had to turn around and go back home.
00:53:04Those tickets were a birthday present.
00:53:07I missed half the game because we were sitting in traffic
00:53:10because you were having a panic attack.
00:53:12Oh God, poor you!
00:53:14Poor you!
00:53:15Yeah, maybe.
00:53:16Maybe poor me for a change.
00:53:23What the fuck is that?
00:54:03What the hell?
00:54:09What the hell?
00:54:10Ah, it's great!
00:54:12What?
00:54:14Both the cars are missing.
00:54:15Both of them.
00:54:20Well...
00:54:21maybe Mel and Derek left.
00:54:23I mean, that's fine.
00:54:24But ours is missing too.
00:54:27Explain that one.
00:54:30I'm gonna check what's up man.
00:54:32This is fucking bullshit.
00:54:42Oh shit!
00:54:47Who?
00:54:48What the fuck happened?
00:54:53Oh shit!
00:55:02Where is it?
00:55:03Where's the fucking lamp, Rachel?
00:55:07Find it, Rachel.
00:55:07Where the fuck is the lamp?
00:55:12Huh?
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:15You don't know?
00:55:16It was here.
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:18Fuck!
00:55:19Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:55:23Where's fucking Mel?
00:55:25I don't know.
00:55:26Maybe she took the cars.
00:55:31Look.
00:55:33Look, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:55:35Not until I make that third wish.
00:55:41Looking for something?
00:55:46No.
00:55:48What the hell did you do?
00:55:50A sacrifice.
00:55:52Well, two of them, really.
00:56:01You killed Derek.
00:56:03Uh-huh.
00:56:05And the baby.
00:56:09Why?
00:56:11Because the master asked me to.
00:56:14The master?
00:56:17The wish bearer.
00:56:20Aladdin.
00:56:23No.
00:56:25Put the fucking knife down.
00:56:28Give me the lamp.
00:56:32This needs to end right now.
00:56:34Please, Derek's fucking dead!
00:56:37Mel, put the fucking knife down.
00:56:39It's too late for that.
00:56:41The wish bearer's coming back to make the third wish,
00:56:43and when he does, everyone will know his wrath.
00:56:48All I have to do is wish for him to be free.
00:56:51No, please.
00:56:55This curse was cast as fire and brimstone.
00:56:58It came in whispers.
00:57:01Choices made.
00:57:03Pain.
00:57:04Things that were buried that were supposed to stay buried.
00:57:08But curses, the real ones, they're born from guilt.
00:57:13Truth twisted just enough to rot.
00:57:18Amen.
00:57:21Give me the lamp.
00:57:24You.
00:57:27Why you?
00:57:32Because I'm tired.
00:57:33Because I'm tired.
00:57:36Lifting the curse.
00:57:38Demands the sacrifice.
00:57:42And I used to take that back with blood.
00:57:45But now I know.
00:57:48It's about facing it.
00:57:52Owning it.
00:57:54All of it.
00:57:57Every broken promise.
00:57:59Every lie.
00:58:02Every night, I pretend that I wasn't the felon.
00:58:10Just let the curse end with me.
00:58:13Okay?
00:58:15And that's a poor soul that comes stumbling across that fucking lamp.
00:58:23Let me set Aladdin free.
00:58:28Wish for the wish bearer to be free.
00:58:51The lamp.
00:58:52Get the lamp!
00:58:58I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:06The lamp.
00:59:07The lamp.
00:59:29Are there any pictures.
00:59:35The lamp.
00:59:47Yeah, it looks nice, right?
00:59:54Oh, um, I say it's big.
01:00:01I mean, yeah, it's big.
01:00:02I mean, it's 400 a night.
01:00:13Then you asked me about the condition.
01:00:22What condition?
01:00:27What are you talking about, Rachel?
01:00:30What condition?
01:00:35Um, I...
01:00:38Nothing, sorry, sorry, forget it, I...
01:00:40Yeah, I should go and get a room real quick before the others get here, right?
01:00:45Is that good?
01:00:47Hey, there they are!
01:00:49What took you guys so long?
01:00:51Man, I thought we were doing great timing.
01:00:54I thought for sure we'd beat you to here.
01:00:56Afraid not.
01:00:58Let me guess.
01:01:00You got the best room.
01:01:01Afraid so.
01:01:03But hey, come in, it's, the place is amazing.
01:01:06You'll definitely be comfortable.
01:01:07Come on, check it out!
01:01:11You see this, babe?
01:01:15Babe, what is the matter?
01:01:21I've done this before.
01:01:25It...
01:01:26What?
01:01:26It was different, I...
01:01:29What do you mean we've done this before?
01:01:31We've never been here before.
01:01:33This is our first time here.
01:01:35Yes.
01:01:35What are you talking about?
01:01:41Honey.
01:01:48Hey, why don't you go inside, and I'll be there a minute.
01:01:54You sure?
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Okay.
01:02:18So, you want to know why we're really late?
01:02:20Why?
01:02:23Well, I had to stop at this one stand that sold bean burritos.
01:02:27Oh, God.
01:02:30Right?
01:02:31See where I'm going with this?
01:02:32I think so.
01:02:32Well, fast forward an hour down the road, right?
01:02:36I had to stop over this dumpy gas station.
01:02:39Same place, you know, that sells boiled peanuts, windshield wipers, possibly meth, right?
01:02:46Definitely meth.
01:02:47Anyways, it had the rusted handle, flickering lights.
01:02:50I mean, the whole place looked like it witnessed a crime or two in there, right?
01:02:56You know?
01:02:56Fucking toilet looked like it.
01:02:57I mean, it definitely sees some crime there, right?
01:03:00Had the crack seat, sticky freaking floors.
01:03:04There was even a graffiti on the wall that said even Satan would even shit here.
01:03:10You know what?
01:03:12I'm going to go lay down.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21Yeah.
01:03:23I think that I'm just a little tired from the drive, and so...
01:03:28Yeah.
01:03:28Yeah.
01:03:28Sure.
01:03:29Go ahead.
01:03:29We'll be here when you get up.
01:03:32Okay.
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:34Okay.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:46Hey, it was so bad, man.
01:03:48Dude, Bredo, David, spanking me right in the back of the back door, man.
01:03:53I'm, like, hovering over the toilet, sweating, saying a prayer, like, dear God, let it come
01:03:59out.
01:03:59Oh, I want to suck.
01:04:19Looking for something?
01:04:21Oh.
01:04:23Just having a look around.
01:04:26In there?
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:29Uh, um, there's nothing.
01:04:38So the, the baby.
01:04:44What about him?
01:04:50He requires a replacement.
01:04:54Who?
01:04:56The wish bearer.
01:05:00He needs someone to take his place.
01:05:05Take his place where?
01:05:09Inside the lamp, of course.
01:05:15Mel.
01:05:16Mel, please.
01:05:17I don't, I don't know what this is.
01:05:21Yeah, you do.
01:05:24Why don't we talk about it in the living room?
01:05:27Okay?
01:05:28Come on.
01:05:31Come on.
01:05:34Come on.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:49Come on.
01:05:50I'm good.
01:06:10I don't know.
01:06:11You're good.
01:06:11Rachel.
01:06:11Rachel.
01:06:12Jake.
01:06:18What's going on?
01:06:20You lifted the curse.
01:06:23We did.
01:06:26But you just don't lift the curse.
01:06:28That's not how it works.
01:06:30Curses are woven, thread by thread, word by word.
01:06:37Every lie, every wound, every selfish act.
01:06:43It all knots together.
01:06:45A witch says a few creepy words, something goes poof.
01:06:49You grow a tail, you turn into a frog.
01:06:52But the real ones, the ones we make ourselves, they're slower.
01:06:58They don't strike like lightning.
01:07:00They settle in, quietly, deeply.
01:07:03You fix it by going back.
01:07:07Not with a lamp or magic.
01:07:12But with truth, with humility.
01:07:15You face the people you wronged.
01:07:18You face yourself.
01:07:21You pick up the mess you made.
01:07:24Even if it takes a lifetime.
01:07:26Because the one thing they don't tell you is the curse doesn't break whenever everything goes back to normal.
01:07:34The curse breaks when you change and you stop passing it down.
01:07:40But if we keep going, stitch by stitch, tear by tear, we're unweaving the damage.
01:07:53Maybe if we keep going, it could be replaced by something more powerful.
01:08:00Something whole.
01:08:03A whole new world.
01:08:08But I didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:12The sacrifice.
01:08:15You're the only one that didn't suffer.
01:08:17Exactly.
01:08:19We'll be there by now.
01:08:22Hell, we have a new one to offer.
01:08:25To Aladdin.
01:08:27The wish bearer.
01:08:29It's us.
01:08:33Can't you see?
01:08:36Three wishes.
01:08:38Three friends.
01:08:41But I...
01:08:43You wished for this all to end.
01:08:44It was there.
01:08:45I watched you wish for it to go back to the way it was before.
01:08:53It's too late for that, Rachel.
01:08:55I already made the third wish before you stabbed me in the back.
01:08:59Literally.
01:09:11I wish for you to be free.
01:09:40So, now to fulfill Aladdin's prophecy, we must replace the soul with another.
01:09:49Yours.
01:09:50You're gonna...
01:09:51You're gonna try to put me in the lamp?
01:09:55We aren't gonna try.
01:09:56We will.
01:09:57And that's where you'll stay.
01:09:59Until someone else finds it and is granted three new wishes.
01:10:03If they find it.
01:10:06You see, in order for a curse to end, to be whole, we'll destroy it after you're inside.
01:10:19So what happens to me then?
01:10:21You'll be lost forever.
01:10:22The same fate that was bestowed upon Aladdin many centuries ago.
01:10:26No.
01:10:27We need to start the ritual.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:29We're wasting time.
01:10:30Let's get on with it.
01:10:32Take her outside.
01:10:33Bring the lamp.
01:10:34No.
01:10:35No.
01:10:36Jake.
01:10:36Jake.
01:10:37Jake.
01:10:44Jake.
01:10:48Pete.
01:10:52Pete.
01:10:54Pete.
01:11:00Hey, what page number is it again?
01:11:04Jesus Christ.
01:11:05How the hell do you lose the page number?
01:11:07I don't know.
01:11:07It's not like it's bookmarked or anything.
01:11:09Just saying.
01:11:10It's a pretty important piece of information.
01:11:12You'd think to jot the page number down.
01:11:14With what?
01:11:16I don't know.
01:11:17A pencil, a sharpie, it doesn't matter.
01:11:19Okay.
01:11:20If you could do a better job, you fucking do it.
01:11:22I will.
01:11:22At least I don't know what fucking page to turn to.
01:11:31What page number was it?
01:11:32Oh my God!
01:11:33Just give me the damn book, okay?
01:11:35I'll find it.
01:11:40Here.
01:11:45Right here.
01:11:47Page 142.
01:11:48In case you guys would keep me scoring.
01:11:50Hmm?
01:11:53Because we need a blade.
01:11:55It says you take three drops of her blood.
01:11:59You pour it directly into the lamp.
01:12:02Okay?
01:12:05Do we have a knife?
01:12:07Are you serious?
01:12:09That was my job too.
01:12:10I take her out of the room.
01:12:11I'm in charge of the book.
01:12:11I'm in charge of the knife.
01:12:13Can someone else do something?
01:12:15All right.
01:12:16Forget it.
01:12:17I'll do it.
01:12:17Good.
01:12:19Jake.
01:12:19Jake.
01:12:20Please.
01:12:21Please.
01:12:23Technically, Jake and these two are dead.
01:12:26So save your breath.
01:12:28This will be over in no time.
01:12:32All right.
01:12:33Good job.
01:12:34All right.
01:12:36So it says you get a right palm and cut along the lines.
01:12:45You want to go do that right now?
01:12:46Oh, yeah.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:48Go ahead.
01:12:48No.
01:12:50No.
01:12:51No.
01:12:51No.
01:12:52No.
01:12:53No.
01:12:54No.
01:12:54No.
01:12:55No.
01:12:56No.
01:12:57No.
01:12:57No.
01:12:58No.
01:12:58No.
01:13:01All right.
01:13:01Now what?
01:13:02Three drops of blood.
01:13:03When you got it, pour it into the lamp.
01:13:07How the hell do I do three drops of blood?
01:13:09Just take her hand, pour the drops into the lamp.
01:13:17Are you going to be like this forever?
01:13:18Like what?
01:13:19Like a child.
01:13:20OK, we are children.
01:13:21Do you remember that orphan during the stan wars?
01:13:24Ring a bell.
01:13:25Would you just get it done?
01:13:27Just get it done.
01:13:28Just get it done.
01:13:31Where the hell is she?
01:13:33The lamp.
01:13:34The lamp.
01:13:36Find her.
01:13:38Find her now!
01:13:39OK, OK.
01:13:44Find her too.
01:13:46Rachel.
01:13:49Rachel.
01:13:52Come out.
01:13:55You're being difficult.
01:13:55Come on.
01:13:55We're friends, right?
01:13:59Not going to hurt you.
01:14:03Come out.
01:14:04Come out.
01:14:04Wherever you are.
01:14:14Rachel.
01:14:19You're being difficult.
01:14:22This is how it needs to be, Rachel.
01:14:26Rachel.
01:14:34Rachel.
01:14:36I'm not going to hurt you.
01:14:42Rachel.
01:14:50I'm not going to hurt you.
01:14:57No!
01:15:05Oh, my God.
01:15:30Rachel, is that you?
01:15:35Come on, let's talk about this.
01:15:40I can help you, you know.
01:15:46Us girls, we gotta stick together.
01:15:51Why don't we work out some kind of deal?
01:15:54We could trade you with one of the boys.
01:15:59Rachel, where are you?
01:16:02I'm right here, bitch.
01:16:04I'm right here.
01:16:09No!
01:16:39No!
01:17:07Rachel!
01:17:12I know.
01:17:15Mel.
01:17:17Derek.
01:17:19I know what you're thinking.
01:17:22Really?
01:17:24Because somehow I doubt that.
01:17:35You don't understand.
01:17:40This is not my idea.
01:17:44Aladdin is making me do all this.
01:17:46Yeah?
01:17:50It's not what I wanted.
01:17:54Take the knife.
01:17:58Kill yourself.
01:18:02End it.
01:18:10That's what I thought.
01:18:20You know.
01:18:23You know.
01:18:24You once told me some bullshit story.
01:18:28Maybe you don't remember now, right?
01:18:30Because you're somebody else.
01:18:31But the real Jake.
01:18:35The real Jake.
01:18:35The real Jake.
01:18:38Once asked me how you leave someone kindly.
01:18:44And you walk away.
01:18:48And not feel like the bad guy.
01:18:57That was the scariest part.
01:19:02You're not leaving.
01:19:04Not leaving.
01:19:07The after.
01:19:10What after?
01:19:14You did.
01:19:17Give me that.
01:19:26Rachel, baby, it's me, Jake.
01:19:36Do you trust me?
01:19:48He has.
01:19:58No, no.
01:20:18No, no.
01:20:50No, no.
01:21:32No, no.
01:21:42No, no.
01:21:45No, no.
01:21:45No, no.
01:22:16No, no.
01:22:23No, no.
01:23:16No, no.
01:23:19No, no.
01:23:49No, no.
01:24:20No, no.
01:24:49No, no.
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