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00:13Transcription by CastingWords
00:53I'm not speaking about this.
00:58You don't have to speak.
01:00You have to listen.
01:03Really?
01:06You picked today.
01:09My fucking wedding.
01:16Come on, Truman, stop messing.
01:21Put your top back on.
01:34Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:45Oh, Niall.
01:53Come here.
01:55Come here.
02:02I'm proud of you, yeah?
02:05You know that?
02:13You look gorgeous, so you do.
02:15I tell you, if I wasn't family, I'd get up and underneath that kilt right away.
02:20No, Ruben, don't.
02:21What?
02:22I tell you, you look gorgeous.
02:24Come on, show me.
02:24There's nothing to show, Ruben.
02:25I've got boxes on underneath, for Christ's sake.
02:27Oh, boxers.
02:28Stop teasing me, you little mate.
02:33Hey.
02:34Yeah.
02:35Come here, look at me.
02:36Look at me.
02:38That's it.
02:41Look at me.
02:44We may not flow through each other's veins, but we flow through each other's brains, you
02:49get me?
02:50Please, I don't think that...
02:50One more time, eh?
02:52For all time's sake.
02:54I just need to hear it.
02:57Before I lose you forever.
02:58You're not serious.
03:01Go on.
03:02Say it.
03:03What am I?
03:08Your brother from...
03:17You're not the lover.
03:23Beautiful.
03:37No!
03:39No!
03:40No!
03:41No!
03:51Come on, give us your best, you little fike.
04:04What is this now?
04:06Oh, fucking stickers.
04:09Indiana Jones.
04:12That film is gay as fuck.
04:14I'm gonna have these.
04:16No, please, Gus.
04:20You can keep one, okay?
04:23I'm not a monster.
04:25Pick one.
04:29Second to last.
04:30Good.
04:52Open up.
05:00Okay, degenerate, settle down, settle down.
05:05Right, as we know, the prelim exams start this week.
05:10Are we aware of how important they are?
05:15The prelims are your safety net.
05:18For whatever reason, you missed your finals.
05:21You get hit by a bus.
05:22You come down with a bubonic plague.
05:24These exams are your get out of jail with an appeals card.
05:27Have I emphasised their importance enough?
05:34Positively spellbinding.
05:37Right, moving on.
05:38I should probably make you aware that a new student will be joining the class from tomorrow.
05:43One Reuben Pallister.
05:46What?
05:49Some of them are, Kennedy.
05:52No, it's just...
05:54Did you just say Reuben Pallister?
05:58That's right.
05:59A new pupil you can show off your sparkling personality to.
06:04Reuben will be transferring from Pullman Young Offenders Institute.
06:07And will be re-sitting two years.
06:10Which means he'll be a little more feral than the rest of you.
06:13Any questions?
06:17Nobody.
06:18Good.
06:18Open your jars.
06:19We'll pick up where we left off yesterday.
06:22Page 16.
06:25Kennedy.
06:27Did you listen to what I just said?
06:30What?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Of course.
06:33What did I just say then?
06:37Reuben's back.
06:50Mum, it's Niall.
06:52Honey, I'm working.
06:52What is it?
06:53It's Reuben.
06:54He's out.
06:54He's coming to school.
06:55Look, now is not the time, alright?
06:57He's not staying with us, is he?
06:58We can talk about this when I pick you up.
07:00But, Mum...
07:21You should have said about her then.
07:22Don't piss yourself!
07:24You're a 15-year-old boy.
07:26Given your life, I don't need to give you respect.
07:32Look, I'm sorry.
07:34Okay?
07:35I should have told you.
07:37I'm keeping with the theme of surprises.
07:39He's moved into your room.
07:41What?
07:42No way.
07:43What did you think that second bed was for?
07:44We were almost begging you to ask.
07:46I thought it was for guests.
07:47He is a guest.
07:48No, he's not.
07:49He's a psycho.
07:50He bit someone's nose off.
07:51I've seen the guy too.
07:52It's horrible.
07:53His wife left him and everything.
08:03Look, you're not to talk about this, okay?
08:05Nobody in this town knows about that.
08:07The last thing that boy needs is folk whispering.
08:09Don't bite people's noses often.
08:11No, shh.
08:11You're not to speak this way in front of Maura, alright?
08:13Oh, you always put her first.
08:15She was only supposed to be living with us for six months,
08:17and now her kid is moving in.
08:18Come on, Mum.
08:19He's a psycho.
08:21Her son getting out is a big deal.
08:22He's been away for two years, for Christ's sake.
08:25This is happening, Niall, so get used to it.
08:52Let's go.
09:22Remember me, Bambi?
09:24Last time I saw you, you were about yea high.
09:33Grown at least two feet since then.
09:34Maybe more.
09:36You've got the exact same size head though, creeping me out a bit.
09:46You helping or what?
09:48We can't have this shit up.
09:49No one for bringing Buds home.
09:51Here.
09:56Get to it then, Bambi.
09:58Grab a bag, get stuff in.
10:07Here.
10:08Take that poster down and put this up.
10:26Put it up then, you dick.
10:54What the fuck are you staring at?
10:58What?
11:00Nothing.
11:26It looks like Pallister's a no-show.
11:28Off to a great start.
11:31Alright everyone, open your jotters.
11:33We'll pick up from yesterday.
11:43Right, what's going on here?
11:50Kennedy.
11:52Open your jotter.
11:55No.
11:57Open boy.
12:06Who did this?
12:08Oh no, come on.
12:12Uh, me, sir.
12:15You?
12:16You?
12:16You called your own mum a dyke?
12:18No, I called someone else's mum a dyke.
12:21Really?
12:22I know first hand from your essays.
12:24Your grasp of irony isn't that strong.
12:28So come on.
12:29Who did this?
12:34My mum is not a lesbian.
12:36I beg your pardon?
12:37I said, my mum is not a fucking lesbian.
12:43Look, come with me.
12:45Go off me, you nods.
12:47What did you say?
12:48Like to touch young boys, do you?
12:50You fucking old poof.
12:53I'm just wondering if there's something else we should be worrying about.
12:56What are you insinuating?
12:57All I'm saying is I've seen a change in my office.
13:00And what change is that then?
13:01He's gone from being a committed, gifted student to one that acts out in most lessons.
13:05Sir, go on.
13:06I know you want to.
13:07Look, we have to call into question Niall's rather unusual state of affairs at home.
13:10You don't know anything about my damn home.
13:28You fucking asshole.
13:31You don't know nothing.
13:32You fucking bastard me!
13:35Oi Ruth!
13:37I know you're up there!
13:38What?
13:45Is that your dad?
13:46What the fuck?
14:08I'm gonna get it!
14:09I think I'll get your old man up and hog it!
14:15I don't think I can see you boy!
14:18Please see me in the fucking collar!
14:20We've not been born!
14:22Okay, I'll get mom!
14:23I'll move to the bridge!
14:25We never won!
14:26Don't shoot her.
14:27Fucking deal.
14:31Do what I worked, okay?
14:32Do what I fucking worked.
14:39It's okay. Shut your mouth.
14:42You don't tell anyone about this. They understand. This never happened.
15:14It's okay.
15:44Okay.
16:16So, boys, I am not sure whether you heard all that commotion last night.
16:28No, we were asleep. Both of us.
16:34Oh, right. Well, that's okay, then. Ignore me.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:59Fuck you, staring at me.
17:02Just seeing if you're all right.
17:04Why wouldn't I be?
17:05It was just last night.
17:06Fuck last night.
17:08No, yeah, absolutely fuck last night
17:18So you nervous or how the fuck would I be nervous well first day of school this is dull Kenny
17:24It's where the fairies go. Hey soft cock
17:27Are your boyfriend?
17:30Ignore them
17:32These guys bothering you Bambi nah, it's just
17:38Great banter
17:42These guys bothering you Bambi
17:46I'll ask you again are these guys bothering you?
18:00So nice go to school what go to school. You're not a witness if you don't see what happens, but
18:04I just fucking go
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28:50Where am I set?
28:51There's an empty chair there, two rows along. Please move quietly.
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