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00:01Don't go for you, doesn't go for me, doesn't go for we.
00:06Not bad for a day's life, eh?
00:08Not bad at all.
00:09Yeah, we just became richer than the king of Spain.
00:13But speaking of kings, the chief and high priests seem a bit tense.
00:18Buenos dias.
00:20Listen, all we have to do is keep playing the one against the other.
00:27You know, do a little god dance, chant some mystic mumbo-jumbo, dazzle with some smoke and mirrors, and then
00:31get the hell back to Spain.
00:32Um, Tulio, how are we going to get all this back to Spain?
00:40Uh...
00:40Mumbo.
00:42We really hate to be ascending so soon, but some urgent business has come up, and your family matters, you
00:48know, and it's just a bit of a bad thing about a boom, you know.
00:51I mean, we expected you to be staying with us for the next thousand years.
00:57Thousand years?
00:58Well, as we say in the spirit world, there's your plan, and then there's the god's plan.
01:03And our plan calls for a boat, because we're going to ascend kind of in a horizontal pattern at first,
01:08and then we're going to go vertical as we get further out to sea.
01:13Uh, to build a boat large and glorious enough would take about a week.
01:18A week, um...
01:19A week?
01:20Uh, I wonder how long it would take a second con to do it.
01:24But for the gods, three days.
01:28Uh...
01:29Well, if that's the best you can do.
01:32Well, perhaps if you were not burdened with so much tribute, you could leave sooner.
01:39I like it here, Miguel.
01:41Yep, yep, three days is just fine.
01:43Yeah, very nice.

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