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01:27Dylan's best-kept secret.
01:29Not for long.
01:31Don't look for a Starbucks here.
01:33Skip ahead to the part about Martha's Vineyard.
01:38Widow's Bay is the next Martha's Vineyard.
01:44That's all it says about that.
01:45Yeah, I know.
01:46All right, just keep reading.
02:03Now this, this, this is what Widow's Bay should taste like.
02:09Really.
02:11Took a while to figure out how to use it.
02:14Well, it was worth it.
02:16It's just, nobody's ordering it.
02:20I put a lot into this, Tom.
02:22I know, I know, I know.
02:23And you're going to make your money back.
02:25And then some.
02:26The tourists are coming this weekend.
02:28And then word, word will spread.
02:30A lot of opportunity coming here.
02:33Quick, come on, buddy.
02:43What's going on?
02:45Hey, hey, that's my livelihood, you son of a bitch.
02:48I am not a son of a bitch.
02:50I just got this place ready and we're fully booked.
02:53All right, Wick, let's get you some coffee.
02:54Oh, you can't let people stay here.
02:57Not the inn.
02:58The inn is not right.
03:01Wick, Wick, Wick, come on.
03:04No, Wick, no, Wick.
03:05No!
03:07Huh?
03:08Oh!
03:11You okay?
03:15All right, Wick.
03:17Let's go sleep it off.
03:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:21The inn is haunted.
03:24And your mayor, your mayor is a fool.
03:28Leave him alone, office.
03:30He's harmless.
03:31Got to get us all killed.
03:32Yeah, he doesn't care about anything selfish.
03:35He's a selfish fool.
03:37Oh, no.
03:39There he is.
03:44Okay, folks, you know what?
03:46I think we're going to let him cool down for a little while.
03:47How is he able to roll down the window?
03:49Because he's not in come.
03:50He never set foot inside by himself.
03:52Of course I would.
03:53No, you can't trust him.
03:54He's only doing it for the money.
03:56Of course I'm not doing it for the money.
03:58I'm looking out for all of us.
03:59Not one of us.
04:00He's a coward.
04:01Fuck you, you dumb hick.
04:27He just needs to sleep at all.
04:32Thank you, thank you, everyone.
04:52Hey, Jimmy, just picking up.
05:01Well, I heard you had quite a day.
05:04You heard?
05:06You know how hard it was to get that article?
05:09Oh, I know.
05:10I know.
05:11Not an ounce of gratitude.
05:13And that fucking guy?
05:15Wick has not had the easiest go of it.
05:19So he just gets to do whatever the hell he wants, and people just love him?
05:25Oh, you know people around here fear change.
05:28And when the Lord gathers a herd, he calls a shepherd.
05:37Oh, so you're just phoning it in now.
05:39Sure he does.
05:41James 4, 6, though.
05:42Blah, blah, Bible, Bible, you know.
05:45Right.
05:46You want to come by for a drink?
05:48Picking up for Evan.
05:49Okay, next time.
05:50Next time.
05:52Oh, hey.
05:56You should probably keep the doors locked at night.
05:59Pardon?
05:59The bell.
06:00I mean, let's be honest, it probably was.
06:02Evan and I will talk to him, but we both know that won't do any good.
06:05The bell to church bell?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Woke up Rosemary and Patricia, too.
06:11Tom, that's impossible.
06:12Oh, you haven't met my son.
06:16You okay?
06:19Yeah, I'm fine.
06:22Go home, dear boy.
06:30Kathy bagged this?
06:32No, I bagged it.
06:34Hmm.
06:43Dumb hick.
06:57I didn't mean that.
06:59I really didn't.
07:00And I know you're all loyal to Wick, but that doesn't make him right.
07:07We have a new chapter now, and there is nothing wrong with that inn.
07:14A lot of bad things have gone down here.
07:15Yes, that's true, but it doesn't make it haunted.
07:19I would never put anyone in danger.
07:21Why don't you say that?
07:24Are you going to pay for my room, Al?
07:27We'll all chip in.
07:30Great.
07:30I look forward to it.
07:33Tonight.
07:35Guys, I have my son at home.
07:38Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
07:47Okay, I'll do it.
07:49If that's what it takes, I will stay there tonight.
07:52You have to stay in the captain's suite.
07:55The what?
07:55Lost his mind.
07:57Got his family with an axe.
07:58Of course, we then named a suite after him.
08:01Anything else?
08:02The ungrateful Hortense Fitzgerald.
08:04Was she the lady who fell out of a window?
08:07Ugly woman who fled her wedding back through window and fell to her death.
08:10If you see ugly Hortense three times, you'll see her ungrateful reflection.
08:15You know, I'm going to ask that we start questioning these narratives.
08:18There's misogyny in the air, more than a whiff.
08:21You're not writing these down.
08:23Oh, sorry.
08:23Oh, New Year's Eve, 1962 disaster.
08:27John Reynolds' head in the dumbwaiter.
08:29That clown killer of 51.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31This was a guy who killed clowns?
08:33No, it was a murderer who dressed as a clown.
08:35Sorry.
08:36He should spend time in that crawl space.
08:41Thank you, Rosemary.
08:42All the way to the back, too.
08:43Not halfway, pussy.
08:45Not a problem.
08:46Anything else?
08:46He's not going to spend the whole night there.
08:49Kurt could lock him in.
08:51Oh.
08:53Okay, I'll do it.
08:55But when I do, all this talk stops.
08:59Right?
09:00You let it go.
09:01You let Taurus stay there in peace.
09:04Agreed?
09:06Yeah, I guess.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Sure.
09:13Don't do it.
09:16Bye.
09:45There we go.
09:46There we go.
10:16There we go.
10:16Listen, I have to stay at the inn tonight to make sure everything is in order for the tourists.
10:23Wait, tourists are actually coming?
10:26Yes.
10:27So, um...
10:30We're going to spend the night at Roots.
10:33No.
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36Fuck, no.
10:37Whoa.
10:37No.
10:38Come on.
10:38She's so old.
10:40Please.
10:40Please.
10:41I don't want to go.
10:42Sorry.
10:49Actually, it's fine.
10:52Wait, wait.
10:52What did you just concoct?
10:53Huh?
10:54What?
10:54I'm going to go pack.
10:55No, no, no.
10:55This will not be an excuse for you to go out.
10:58Don't even go out.
11:00I'm going to be calling there and checking in throughout the night.
11:17This place freaks me out.
11:21Okay, good luck.
11:21Come on.
12:11I took down some of the more provocative ones, like you asked.
12:14This isn't provocative.
12:16This isn't provocative.
12:22What's that?
12:23They want you to film it.
12:25Oh.
12:26They say it's the only way they'll know for sure.
12:28Okay.
12:29Well, give me the keys to the Captain's suite.
12:38There's an honor bar in the parlor.
12:40You sign your name on the form and say what you drank.
12:43Got it.
12:43There's a security camera, so I'll know if you don't log what you took.
12:47Hmm.
12:48But it's not really an honor system.
12:58Marie gave it a quick turnover today.
13:01There's no AC, but she did put a fan on the desk for climate control.
13:07There's two chairs, your choice.
13:10Some local sundries and linens and soaps in the bathroom.
13:16You don't bring the bags in for the guests?
13:31I'll be reachable at home if you need me.
13:32Wait, you don't stay here?
13:34What if a guest needs something?
13:37Then they can reach me at home.
13:40Night.
13:47Night.
14:24Well, I don't understand why we can't just leave the end of July.
14:27Thanks, uh, well, we'll be out of here by Labor Day.
14:32Loftus asks for too much.
14:33Listen, I know, I know.
14:36Uh, get some sleep.
14:40Love you.
14:43Moving somewhere.
14:50As soon as I can.
14:55Smart.
15:13Welcome to Widow's Bag.
15:15There's so much to see here.
15:17Come with me.
15:18I'll show you around.
15:19What?
15:20What?
17:20Fill off the form.
17:48Ugly Hortons.
17:51Ugly Hortons.
17:53Ugly Hortons.
18:17One, two, three, four, five.
18:26Come the fuck on!
18:50Come the fuck on!
19:06Not a chance.
19:18Hello?
19:20Hi.
19:21Hi, Ruth.
19:21It's Tom.
19:22Just checking in on Evan.
19:23Oh, hi, Tom.
19:25I'll go find you.
19:26Great.
19:27Evan?
19:29Evan?
19:31Evan, your daddy's on the phone.
19:34Evan?
19:35It's your daddy.
19:40Oh, I didn't know I let this pop on.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:46Okay.
19:47Good to drink.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:55Oh, my God.
20:00Oh, my God.
21:25Hello?
21:29Hello?
21:39Hello?
21:40Hello?
21:43I mean, who are you? What are you doing here?
21:48What are you doing here?
21:51The innkeeper didn't tell me anyone else would be here.
21:54Does he usually announce guests to each other?
21:59I'm William.
22:03I'm Tom.
22:04You all right?
22:05You seem like you could use a drink.
22:08There's an honor bar downstairs.
22:09No, thank you.
22:10I mean, thanks, but...
22:16Good night.
22:17Good night.
22:18Good night.
22:29Good night.
22:31Oh my god.
22:48Come with me.
22:52fuck
22:58the camera is for what oh you know what i can't even get into it
23:10you know i've been to widow's bay before for fuck's sake it was nice to order a cappuccino
23:14for once yes thank you god feels good to hear someone say that oh so what brings you here
23:25this time oh i work for a structural engineering firm city hired us to inspect the dock right
23:30yeah for the expansion yeah looks like you're expecting a lot more fairies out here huh
23:36that's the hope well that's a lot on your shoulders i'm sure your constituents are excited
23:41huh no uh they don't make it easy wow they must appreciate you some they voted you in as mayor
23:54i ran uncontested
23:58that's embarrassing tom
24:05all right i tested my luck oh no okay here we go uh-oh daddy's younger boss yelled at him
24:14today what what i'm gonna go back three spaces all right you're up there you go okay
24:24roll to see if the neighbor is home come on neighbor
24:30yes saved by the neighbor
24:32one two three four
24:33daddy had a bad day
24:39going back six months
24:42i'm getting crushed
24:48yeah he was a local
24:49my mom was from the mainland
24:53they met when she was on a schooner tour
24:56but she certainly couldn't make it work with him
24:58so
25:00i grew up in uh i grew up in massachusetts
25:02but i spent my summers
25:04here
25:06i used to dread those summers
25:08really
25:09yeah
25:10how bad was he
25:14i mean
25:17not the worst guy in the world
25:18well just a lot of
25:20walking on eggshells you know
25:22oh i do
25:24didn't talk much once i got older
25:27moved back when he got sick
25:29met my wife
25:32rest is history
25:34guy's lucky you came back at all
25:35yeah
25:42you know just a lot of the times he would come home after a couple of drinks spewing
25:49these
25:49just these
25:51horror stories about the island
25:52i mean shit i was
25:54i was way too young to hear
25:59the guy never should have had a kid
26:05called me soft when i was six
26:13i've always said you know
26:14the only thing this island is cursed with is
26:17alcoholism
26:21you gotta be careful
26:24they'll drag you down with them if you let them
26:29fucking useless ass backwards
26:31small brain townie hicks
26:34let them all rot in hell
26:36and watch them all
26:37fucking burn
26:46i may have had too much to drink
26:52phew
26:54listen
26:55i know two things to be true
26:57one
26:58you're a great mayor
26:59no no no
27:00uh-oh
27:03i know these things
27:04and two
27:06there's no such thing as ghosts
27:08all right there's no
27:09what was it harriet fitzgerald
27:12hortons
27:13well okay
27:14no hortons is going to appear in your window
27:17you know the killer sea captain
27:19the the new year's party the murder clown
27:21i mean
27:23maybe all those things were real at one point but
27:26they're not anymore
27:28so
27:30all right
27:30to bed
27:32i say
27:35you finish off their little checklist and show them who's in charge
27:39cheers
27:41cheers
27:45probably best
27:48okay
27:48all right
27:50good one
27:51eight
27:52night
27:52night
27:59i'm good
28:05okay
28:13so
29:33I am in the crawlspace.
29:42I am in the crawlspace.
30:05Why didn't you answer me?
30:14Need some help in there?
30:16What? No!
30:17No!
30:18No, don't!
30:19Don't come in!
30:20I'm coming out!
30:22Don't come in!
30:22Don't come in!
30:41I locked the door myself.
30:43Whoever it was would have had to have had a key to him.
30:45What?
30:47He's...
30:49Oh, did you see something?
30:51Oh, you didn't see anyone in the crawlspace, huh?
30:53Well, does my demeanor suggest that I just engage with someone inside a crawlspace?
30:57Hold on.
31:10I don't understand, Malcolm.
31:13Maybe I was sleepwalking.
31:16I don't know.
31:17He said his name was William.
31:19Willie.
31:21The clown.
31:23That's who you got, huh?
31:25You saw something.
31:27You saw something.
31:29And you're still gonna let folks stay here.
31:32Don't you start with this shit, Wick.
31:35Don't you raise your voice.
31:36Every cent I have.
31:37I'm telling you this place is a trap.
31:39It's not!
31:40It's perfectly fine.
31:42Then you go in the captain's suite.
31:47Kurt, just...
31:49Just go into the room and show him there's nothing to be afraid of.
31:55There.
31:56See?
31:59Inside.
32:00What?
32:01Go inside and close the door.
32:05We're gonna...
32:05We're gonna count to ten.
32:13One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
32:18What the fuck?
32:19I thought we said ten seconds.
32:20Well, that was ten.
32:21How long do you think you were in there?
32:25Ten seconds.
32:26Then why don't you go back in for thirty?
32:29Can I at least have some food first?
32:30What the fuck you need food for thirty seconds for?
32:38Loftus, you know there's something wrong with this island.
32:42You've seen it with your own two eyes now.
32:45Come on, son.
32:48You're right here with me, seeing what I'm seeing.
32:53You can call it off right now.
32:58No, I can't.
33:00We can.
33:01It's not right to bring anyone here.
33:04You know it.
33:05The island's awake now.
33:07It's dangerous.
33:08All right.
33:15All set?
33:36What the hell is this?
33:43This black mold?
33:50Mold.
33:53Well, that's it.
33:54You must have hallucinated from exposure.
33:56No.
33:58No.
34:00That can be remediated in 72 hours, Tom.
34:08And I will still seal up this suite for good measure.
34:16Loftus.
34:35What the hell is this?
34:48How'd it go?
34:51Fine.
35:16How'd it go?
35:44How'd it go?
36:15How'd it go?
36:44How'd it go?
36:46How'd it go?
36:57How'd it go?
36:58How'd it go?
36:58How'd it go?
36:58How'd it go?
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